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mrgins
14-06-2010, 05:43 PM
well it gave you an excuse to make an ass of yourself!
hamge
16-06-2010, 02:12 PM
we demand two left footed goats and a packet of crisps for compensation. Oh yes, and a proper tea lady
Im happy with that....he is mine now! Ha!
mrgins
16-06-2010, 04:27 PM
just sign here and he's all (snigger) yours (snigger, muffled chortle)
http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif
Oh gosh, you must be goldberg and I'm noades!
hamge
16-06-2010, 05:52 PM
Signature: X
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-06-2010, 05:57 PM
Wahoo!
hamge
16-06-2010, 05:58 PM
Wahoo!
1 rep per week is your wage.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-06-2010, 06:02 PM
1 rep per week is your wage.
1 rep per week is your thankyou for saving me! :p
hamge
16-06-2010, 06:04 PM
1 rep per week is your thankyou for saving me! :p
:p Think of me as CPFC 2010
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-06-2010, 06:05 PM
You're lovely :)
mrgins
16-06-2010, 07:57 PM
You're lovely :)
Forgot to tell you, Hamge, he's an ass kisser.
Oh yeah, did you notice the sell-on clause in the fine print?
hamge
16-06-2010, 07:59 PM
Forgot to tell you, Hamge, he's an ass kisser.
Oh yeah, did you notice the sell-on clause in the fine print?
what the 1%...yea i did.
mrgins
16-06-2010, 10:38 PM
good, you realise I get the 99% then
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
17-06-2010, 06:26 AM
As long as I actually get paid finally!
mrgins
17-06-2010, 08:14 PM
well, funny thing about that...you owe me $550 for donuts
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
17-06-2010, 09:53 PM
I paid that back and some with the hookers I set you up with...
mrgins
18-06-2010, 02:18 AM
Ah yes, well...erm...so....how about those Swiss then, eh?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-06-2010, 06:04 AM
How about those mexicans?!!
mrgins
18-06-2010, 09:20 PM
I wonder if they like donuts?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-06-2010, 07:16 AM
Hmm, donuts! :)
mrgins
19-06-2010, 03:17 PM
oh suuuurrrrre... you miss us now, eh?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-06-2010, 07:06 AM
Errr, no!!
mrgins
20-06-2010, 01:48 PM
:sob:
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-06-2010, 06:46 PM
:D
hamge
22-06-2010, 08:29 PM
erm a new thread for my team?
mrgins
23-06-2010, 03:52 AM
go away. This is the great Virtual Town FC
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
23-06-2010, 07:00 AM
Great? You have no players!!
mrgins
23-06-2010, 01:58 PM
thats a minor detail. We have a GREATcoach:p
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
23-06-2010, 03:40 PM
No good without anyone to coach though isnt it?!
1f71
hamge
23-06-2010, 08:28 PM
thats a minor detail. We have a GREATcoach:p
Erm we have a pre-season game with you tomoz! Our place at 7!
mrgins
23-06-2010, 09:46 PM
We're not coming. You were nasty to me once
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-06-2010, 06:07 AM
Letting us win by default, how sad!!
mrgins
24-06-2010, 11:51 AM
we're giving you a ten point lead at the start of the season to give you a chance
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-06-2010, 01:40 PM
Great stuff!
mrgins
24-06-2010, 10:22 PM
You'll be pleased to know I've ordered 27 players from a mail order groom website. I think they may all be phillipinoes with a couple of russians too
Big-Griff
24-06-2010, 11:52 PM
Oi gaffer........im still available,coz I got a "not guilty" about that incident with the goat
mrgins
24-06-2010, 11:57 PM
Oh good. Every team needs a big bloke who doesn't think too much:p
Big-Griff
24-06-2010, 11:58 PM
Could never be acused of thinking gaffer..............dont get paid enough to multi task!
mrgins
25-06-2010, 12:15 AM
well I'm sure you won't fall asleep on the pitch like that bloke we just got rid of did
Big-Griff
25-06-2010, 12:56 AM
never do that gaffer.............id be to bust trying to kick the oppo's into row z
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
25-06-2010, 06:24 AM
well I'm sure you won't fall asleep on the pitch like that bloke we just got rid of did
If you're referring to me, I couldn't help falling asleep everytime you gave a team talk
jazman
25-06-2010, 11:20 AM
This club is a disgrace!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
25-06-2010, 12:32 PM
Always has been!
mrgins
25-06-2010, 09:51 PM
This club is a disgrace!
thats why I got rid of all the players and the previous manager:p Anyone seen the chairman?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
26-06-2010, 05:50 AM
He left too. You've driven EVERYONE away!
mrgins
26-06-2010, 04:14 PM
My international X plus Griff will kick your miserable butt!
Big-Griff
26-06-2010, 06:00 PM
Damm right Gaffer.............im up for it.....never say die and all that old cobblers!!!
hamge
26-06-2010, 06:06 PM
I wanna buy Big-Griff off you please.
Big-Griff
26-06-2010, 06:41 PM
I think he will want 20,000 benson and hedges coupons and a create of Stella at least
mrgins
27-06-2010, 03:51 AM
Griff is not for sale. He loves me and we're going to elope
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
27-06-2010, 06:42 AM
You do make a lovely couple
mrgins
27-06-2010, 12:52 PM
thank you, we think so
Big-Griff
27-06-2010, 05:57 PM
And the gaffer is a great cook so I wont go hungry!
hamge
27-06-2010, 05:58 PM
And the gaffer is a great cook so I wont go hungry!
Im a female so i will be better then him!
Big-Griff
27-06-2010, 06:07 PM
Cool,your in the squad.......number 3 left back with surging runs in to the oppositions box.........and doing the sarnies for half time,that ok with you?
mrgins
27-06-2010, 10:49 PM
ok. so hamge has now signed for us and will bring that useless defector back to make tea for us
mrgins
27-06-2010, 10:49 PM
Oh yeah, england just called to see if I wanted to be their HEAD coach
hamge
27-06-2010, 10:51 PM
Im the chairman of another club but will play for you as a striker!
mrgins
27-06-2010, 11:00 PM
ok. Its a deal. Have you ever played before? oh never mind, that doesn't matter
hamge
27-06-2010, 11:03 PM
ok. Its a deal. Have you ever played before? oh never mind, that doesn't matter
Erm yea....not very good though.
Big-Griff
28-06-2010, 12:51 AM
Dont worry team we aint prem ship prima donas we is lower leauge kick n run players!!
mrgins
28-06-2010, 11:29 AM
1f52
Erm yea....not very good though.
Perfect! I don't think our studs from russia and Filipines do either
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
29-06-2010, 05:47 AM
Is the camel still at the club?
mrgins
29-06-2010, 12:26 PM
Last I saw of him he was galloping off to Tescos to buy some mouthwash
Big-Griff
29-06-2010, 12:29 PM
He got a case of stella as well gafer
mrgins
29-06-2010, 02:22 PM
I think he has his eye on a couple of the Filipinos
Big-Griff
29-06-2010, 03:37 PM
Dont tell me that we spoted a chink in their armor?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
29-06-2010, 06:47 PM
Why are they wearing battledress?
mrgins
29-06-2010, 11:42 PM
Battle DRESSES? I don't think we should sign them
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
30-06-2010, 05:49 AM
Doubt they'd want you too!
Big-Griff
30-06-2010, 09:08 AM
Nah,leave off Gaffer.....i dont like raw fish
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
01-07-2010, 06:03 AM
What about those Japanese? They had a good go at the world cup?
mrgins
01-07-2010, 01:09 PM
I'm not fussy, I'd even take canadians...well maybe not
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
01-07-2010, 02:30 PM
:eek:
Big-Griff
03-07-2010, 09:19 PM
We could get o few Thai bints on the team....................some of em have real balls for the job!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
04-07-2010, 06:36 AM
And have some 'talents' off the field too ive heard
mrgins
04-07-2010, 04:43 PM
anything to keep you useless lot happy:rolleyes:
Big-Griff
04-07-2010, 07:28 PM
Nice one gaffer...........ill have a 69 with sweet n sour sauce then ok
mrgins
04-07-2010, 08:01 PM
no you won't. Go run to the donut shop and bring back some healthfood donuts. Preseason training starts tomorrow, as soon as I get out of bed...sometime around noon
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
04-07-2010, 08:16 PM
Thought Griff was asking you for a different sort of 69 there...
Big-Griff
04-07-2010, 08:25 PM
NOOOO not from the gaffer but maybe from the thai bint we just signed!!!......................oh and i got 2 dz krispie creme's gaffer...........ill be at training after the golf ok??
mrgins
05-07-2010, 12:46 AM
yeah ok whatever, Griff. Show up some time around...oh...whenever
Big-Griff
05-07-2010, 01:43 AM
Will do gaffer...............do you want a lift to the post office so you can cash your giro??
mrgins
05-07-2010, 01:45 AM
nah, save your strength and drive me:p
Big-Griff
05-07-2010, 01:46 AM
Will do gaffer..........will have to ehem borrow a set of wheels first though!
mrgins
05-07-2010, 01:55 AM
take the chairman's wheels. Keys are in the ignition:p
Big-Griff
05-07-2010, 02:33 AM
Thought he was still ridding that camel
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
05-07-2010, 06:12 AM
That poor camel...
mrgins
05-07-2010, 08:53 PM
the chairman's sexual deviations are not ours to question....filthy bastard!
hamge
05-07-2010, 08:54 PM
This club is ****.....I'm off.
mrgins
05-07-2010, 11:39 PM
good luck next year in div 1 :p
mrgins
24-07-2010, 08:08 PM
Does anyone dare open this thread up again this season?
Big-Griff
03-08-2010, 07:45 PM
Oi Oi gaffer,I got not guilty over that goat incident..............and I got compo so we can re sign CPFCCO as water boy again!!!
CT_Palace
03-08-2010, 08:08 PM
Do you need a trainer? I've got a magic sponge.
Big-Griff
03-08-2010, 08:55 PM
Blimy if its your own magic sponge your in CT..................we may be in with a chance of mid table mediocraty this season!!!
mrgins
03-08-2010, 09:58 PM
1fb4
Oi Oi gaffer,I got not guilty over that goat incident..............and I got compo so we can re sign CPFCCO as water boy again!!!
Nah, he'll just fekk it up again. He could be a sponge though:p
CT_Palace
04-08-2010, 12:50 AM
Blimy if its your own magic sponge your in CT..................we may be in with a chance of mid table mediocraty this season!!!
Yeah, it's big and yellow. I used it a couple of times to clean the car but I can tell you it works wonders and it's alot cheaper than Ralgex, but probably alot more smelly.
But what does the Gaffer say? Sounds like he's a hard taskmaster. Does he kick footy boots into your face when he's pissed off?
Big-Griff
04-08-2010, 02:06 AM
Nah.............he chucks loosing betting slips at us...................but now and again he wins and gets the doughnuts in!
CT_Palace
04-08-2010, 02:19 AM
And I'll always bring me boots - just in case like.
Big-Griff
04-08-2010, 02:53 AM
Youd probably get at least a half...................i normaly need to nip down the offy at half time and somtimes dont make it back in time!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
04-08-2010, 08:07 AM
Is this team still trying to get a squad together?! Deary me!!
CT_Palace
04-08-2010, 05:31 PM
How many short are we? And has the gaffer got the "home grown" requirement under control?
Big-Griff
05-08-2010, 06:02 AM
were loads short at the min..........but we are out of admin now so should get a few loans in............as for the "home grown" thing.............the gaffer gave up smoking that stuff last season
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
05-08-2010, 07:12 AM
Head coach is still claiming what he does as 'grooming' young talent. It's certainly not what the dictionary calls grooming!!
Big-Griff
05-08-2010, 08:05 AM
But hes out on licence for that.............................it was the incident in Alders Lingerie dept that caused the most agg
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
05-08-2010, 08:11 AM
How awful that was...
Big-Griff
05-08-2010, 08:43 AM
It was a bit sticky.....but I slapped the fella from the adder and got all the pics.............so I think he will be ok
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
05-08-2010, 10:48 AM
Until next time!
Big-Griff
05-08-2010, 10:51 AM
I think thats why hes holed up in Vermont during the close season..............the adder cant send their staff that far!!!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
05-08-2010, 11:59 AM
Wouldnt want to go there anyway would they!
Big-Griff
05-08-2010, 12:40 PM
Doubt it...............they get a nose bleed when they go past watford!
mrgins
05-08-2010, 10:03 PM
ok, so how many players do we have and how many are human? (Don't include yourself, cpfcco!)
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
06-08-2010, 07:59 AM
None then!
Big-Griff
06-08-2010, 08:00 AM
well im almost human...............apart from my cloven hoof
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
06-08-2010, 09:06 AM
Great for getting power behind those free-kicks! :p
Big-Griff
06-08-2010, 09:07 AM
Haha Bend it like satan!!!! :o
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
06-08-2010, 09:08 AM
I like it! :p
(I cant rep you for that as i have to rep others first though!)
Big-Griff
06-08-2010, 09:09 AM
Came to me in a flash of insperation mate!!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
06-08-2010, 09:41 AM
Brilliant, love it!
Big-Griff
06-08-2010, 10:12 AM
You gota laff now and then
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
06-08-2010, 10:28 AM
Absolutely. :p
Big-Griff
06-08-2010, 11:04 AM
Ct is late on parade today!!!!............and hes got the magic sponge
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
06-08-2010, 12:16 PM
I really dont want to know what that sponge has been soaked in...
CT_Palace
06-08-2010, 12:28 PM
Look do you want me to put you to rights after you've had a kicking?
The magic sponge does what it says it does, no questions asked.
Just make sure you give it a good rinsing if you want to wash the car 'cos it'll take the paint off if you don't.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
06-08-2010, 12:30 PM
So what does it do to your skin then?!!
CT_Palace
06-08-2010, 01:30 PM
1f77
Well it takes the pain away I can guarentee that.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
06-08-2010, 02:31 PM
AND the skin?!!
CT_Palace
06-08-2010, 02:53 PM
Well... maybe a bit.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
06-08-2010, 02:57 PM
Oh thats ok then. Might make an improvement!
CT_Palace
06-08-2010, 02:59 PM
It'll certainly make you leaner.
Big-Griff
06-08-2010, 03:02 PM
Im gona rub me belly wiv it!!!
CT_Palace
06-08-2010, 03:09 PM
Not too much though eh Griff, we still need you to add some weight to the attack when we get a corner.
Big-Griff
06-08-2010, 03:53 PM
Ok............just a little and if the skin comes off i will seal it wiv ralgex ok
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
06-08-2010, 04:13 PM
Nice...
CT_Palace
06-08-2010, 04:18 PM
:D
Big-Griff
06-08-2010, 04:31 PM
Hey dont knock it till you try it!!!!
mrgins
06-08-2010, 11:44 PM
anyone seen my line up sheet?
CT_Palace
07-08-2010, 12:28 AM
Griff was eating his chips out of it the last time I saw it.
Big-Griff
07-08-2010, 06:18 AM
sod it I though it was last weeks sunday sport!!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
07-08-2010, 07:36 AM
Decent read that was
Big-Griff
07-08-2010, 08:03 AM
Read??................................I like looking at the adverts!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
07-08-2010, 08:04 AM
Prefer the 'articles'...
CT_Palace
07-08-2010, 01:31 PM
Never mind the Sunday Sport, what did yer do with the team sheet after you'd finished yer chips?
mrgins
07-08-2010, 01:41 PM
Alright alright, everyone get their footie boots on. Who needs help lacing them up?
Big-Griff
07-08-2010, 01:45 PM
Im ok gaffer i got velcro on mine....................were ready to go now boss!!!!
CT_Palace
07-08-2010, 01:46 PM
which way round do these shorts go on guv?
mrgins
07-08-2010, 08:42 PM
they're unisex shorts, CT, doesn't matter. You'll look a right twat in them no matter which way;)
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-08-2010, 06:26 AM
Look what happened in the second half once you substituted me! We were unstoppable when i was playing!
Big-Griff
08-08-2010, 07:10 AM
Yes but sombody had to nick some fuel for the chairmans car!!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-08-2010, 08:04 AM
True. Not sure the head coach will be happy with me nicking it from his tractor though!
CT_Palace
08-08-2010, 12:57 PM
Griff, is that your kit that's lying in the shower? And what did you do with the soap?
mrgins
08-08-2010, 07:44 PM
Erm...I don't think Griff wants to answer that:eek:
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
09-08-2010, 07:07 AM
:eek:
mrgins
09-08-2010, 11:41 AM
well...you know
CT_Palace
09-08-2010, 11:18 PM
err no guv, I don't know. Does he have a part trick or something?
Big-Griff
10-08-2010, 06:05 AM
No it aint my kit.................its that little thai bird we hired..............I told her that the kits get washed and to get her kit off........................and the next thing I know.................well it saved me 600 bhart!!!!
CT_Palace
10-08-2010, 12:26 PM
you crafty devil Griff. That's why there's that long queue outside the massage room. Well, if you can't beat 'em...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-08-2010, 12:29 PM
That thai bird's got a twin by the way... :p
CT_Palace
10-08-2010, 12:33 PM
So I don't have to queue up?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-08-2010, 12:38 PM
They are very accommodating :p
CT_Palace
10-08-2010, 12:42 PM
1f4c
lovelyjubly
Big-Griff
10-08-2010, 01:57 PM
Happy to help..............love you long time ect,ect!!!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-08-2010, 02:36 PM
'sucky sucky' they usually say.
CT_Palace
10-08-2010, 02:59 PM
funny that, 'cos the last one I was with said "oh my god I'm not sure that will fit!!"
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-08-2010, 03:36 PM
Im sure they're motto was Fitz Hall's song at Palace : "One Size Fits All!" :D
CT_Palace
10-08-2010, 03:51 PM
What do you think the Gaffer's going to say about Saturday's performance?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-08-2010, 04:01 PM
Probably something like "F*** me, how the hell did a team i manage get a win?!"
Big-Griff
10-08-2010, 04:15 PM
Nah............Hes gona ask us to chip in for the ref's fees!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-08-2010, 04:20 PM
Again?!
Big-Griff
10-08-2010, 04:22 PM
Hes a tight old git you know
CT_Palace
10-08-2010, 04:30 PM
Well I'm skint. He wont make us dip into the strip club night out fund will he?
Big-Griff
10-08-2010, 04:31 PM
No worrys about that,Ive just found a load of copper that should do us
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-08-2010, 04:31 PM
The ref or the gaffer?!
Big-Griff
10-08-2010, 04:32 PM
Both as long as they see boobies the points are in the bag!!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-08-2010, 04:36 PM
I can understand that!
mrgins
10-08-2010, 10:09 PM
Alright you lot. Let's do some fitness work. We're gonna run down to the chip shop and back...tell you what, lets walk down there and get the bus back
Big-Griff
11-08-2010, 05:42 AM
Gaffer the number 69 to Selhurst aint a night bus...........can we get a cab?
mrgins
11-08-2010, 11:24 AM
Alright, but don't let cpfcco offer you a 69 again, ok?
Big-Griff
11-08-2010, 12:01 PM
He didnt it was a 99....thats the same as a 69 but with a flake up ya doodah!!!
CT_Palace
11-08-2010, 12:24 PM
Lads, does anyone want a rub down with me magic sponge?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
11-08-2010, 01:03 PM
Can the Thai Twins apply it?
Big-Griff
11-08-2010, 01:06 PM
And can we film it..........may be worth a quid or two
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
11-08-2010, 01:07 PM
Just make sure you have plenty of Kleenex to hand.
Big-Griff
11-08-2010, 01:08 PM
better off wiv wet whipes....................so CT told me
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
11-08-2010, 01:11 PM
He gets through a lot of those
Big-Griff
11-08-2010, 01:12 PM
Its all the work outs in his Kyack
CT_Palace
11-08-2010, 01:16 PM
now now lads, this is the magic sponge we're talking about. Needs to be applied by a fully trained trainer if it's going to do its magic. How would that look on a Sat afternoon if one of yous is rolling around on the floor doing yer give 'im a yellow card trick and some Thai bird runs on the field to check if yer ok?
No, I'm sorry lads I'm not 'aving it.
Big-Griff
11-08-2010, 01:21 PM
Nor are we if you wont let the Thai bird on!!!!!
CT_Palace
11-08-2010, 01:27 PM
What does the guvnor think? Wont he just want to keep 'em close with 'im on the bench?
Big-Griff
11-08-2010, 01:28 PM
Hell be in the sauna..........so if you want a bit of that ole Thai magic you gota get sent off early doors
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
11-08-2010, 02:15 PM
Ah, so that's why you're always sent off early!
Big-Griff
11-08-2010, 02:41 PM
And so I can go through the opponents pockets for the valubles!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
11-08-2010, 03:41 PM
Cracking!
Big-Griff
11-08-2010, 03:43 PM
Gota keep the cash flow up aint we??
1f6d
Big-Griff
12-08-2010, 10:18 AM
so who's in the squad for saturday
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-08-2010, 10:23 AM
Whoever we can get!
CT_Palace
12-08-2010, 02:50 PM
We could ask that bloke from the Chippy. He might be a bit overweight from nibbling on the odd bit of deep fried fish, but he's so greasy he should be able slip past any defender.
Big-Griff
12-08-2010, 02:51 PM
And we would get free chips after the match..............all we need now is a turkish fella...........free kebabs!!!!!
CT_Palace
12-08-2010, 02:55 PM
What's the name of that blonde bird behind the Club bar? You know the one with the volumous cleavage...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-08-2010, 03:04 PM
Her name's Bob i think!
Big-Griff
12-08-2010, 03:17 PM
And ive heard she got a great tackle....................or is that has great tackle??
CT_Palace
12-08-2010, 03:44 PM
Bob the blonde? You sure? You could lose your ball down that cleavage - I was thinking she'd be great in the box for a corner.
Big-Griff
12-08-2010, 03:44 PM
Id be great in her box in the corner!!!!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-08-2010, 03:46 PM
Too easy that one huh Griff? :p
CT_Palace
12-08-2010, 03:50 PM
I see the gaffer's been a bit thin on the ground since you brought those two Thai slappers round.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-08-2010, 03:51 PM
Hope you're not complaining about my twins?
CT_Palace
12-08-2010, 03:54 PM
No I'm just complaining that I aven't 'ad a go yet!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-08-2010, 03:55 PM
They're in high demand!
CT_Palace
12-08-2010, 03:58 PM
Specially seeing as the Gaffer's monopolising them... I hope he gets a dose!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-08-2010, 03:59 PM
We might have to play them on Saturday with our lack of players
CT_Palace
12-08-2010, 04:02 PM
Nah, the gaff'll keep them on the bench in case he gets the need.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-08-2010, 04:02 PM
Or keep them in the showers
CT_Palace
12-08-2010, 04:08 PM
I wuoldn't mind playing Left Back with them...
That's Left back in the changing rooms with them!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-08-2010, 04:19 PM
You wouldnt last more than 5 minutes!
But what a 5 minutes they would be! :p
CT_Palace
12-08-2010, 04:21 PM
Excellent! I'm in!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-08-2010, 04:24 PM
Good luck!
Big-Griff
12-08-2010, 05:13 PM
Do you want me to put them little camras back in the changing room??
CT_Palace
12-08-2010, 05:15 PM
not sure that I want to see the Gaffer with his tadger out chasing those two Thai bints around .
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
13-08-2010, 06:38 AM
Better that than the camera the head coach put up to watch the youth team in the showers. Sicko.
CT_Palace
13-08-2010, 12:49 PM
Did he really? Do you think he's got a camara on us now?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
13-08-2010, 03:17 PM
I doubt it. You're over 18 arent you?
CT_Palace
13-08-2010, 03:27 PM
Over 18? Inches? Course I am, ask the Thai's :p
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
13-08-2010, 03:49 PM
They dont care how big you are, its why the Gaffer can get some!
Big-Griff
14-08-2010, 07:24 AM
Thats so true......at least we know what they mean when they ask where pin willy is!
CT_Palace
14-08-2010, 01:34 PM
The guvnor has locked himself in the Chairman's office with them two Thai birds so if anybody needs a pre-match rub-down it's me and the magic sponge.
mrgins
18-08-2010, 11:24 PM
Big scoop, guys. I'm in the process of bringing Danny blanchflower out of retirement. He's a bit rusty but he'll bring in the crowds:p
Big-Griff
19-08-2010, 01:47 AM
1a9d
Quality move gaffer..................proven international class on the pitch and proven international brasses off it...............your a legend!!!!
mrgins
19-08-2010, 08:41 PM
I'm a legend in my own mind:p
Big-Griff
19-08-2010, 09:51 PM
Better than being a legend in your own under pants!!!
mrgins
19-08-2010, 11:07 PM
Oops, didn't know you'd heard that story:o
Ok, looks like Danny Blanchflower will make a decision by the end of the week. Stanley Matthews is also being considered for a little speed on the wing. Just hope he doesn't trip himself up
Big-Griff
19-08-2010, 11:49 PM
May as well try n get sir bobby more and alan ball back gaffer............true legends with world cup winning experiance!!
CT_Palace
20-08-2010, 02:54 AM
What the...? We gonna be called Zombie Utd or summat?
Big-Griff
20-08-2010, 02:55 AM
Cool name CT...........But we would have some bite at the back!!!
CT_Palace
20-08-2010, 02:56 AM
I'm just not sure me magic sponge would have much effect on them.
Big-Griff
20-08-2010, 02:58 AM
Well i could rub off on them..................or rub some of them off??
CT_Palace
20-08-2010, 03:00 AM
think yer need to edit that post there mate - that's necro-summat isn't it?
Big-Griff
20-08-2010, 03:06 AM
Opps..................the poster should know that these are not the veiws of all ccg posters only the depraved ones!!!
That should get passed the censors.........:D
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-08-2010, 07:52 AM
Close call! :D
mrgins
20-08-2010, 08:53 PM
What the...? We gonna be called Zombie Utd or summat?
No, that's what they called us last season when you were playing
mrgins
21-08-2010, 12:20 AM
Anyone know where I can get a good deal on goggles?
CT_Palace
21-08-2010, 02:14 AM
If yer talking about that new signing of yours Eddie Davits I offered 'im me grandpa's WWI flying goggles. Fit 'im a treat they do, although he was complaining about them fogging up.
mrgins
21-08-2010, 02:06 PM
just tell him to keep running like he can see and he'll hit the ball at some point.
Big-Griff
22-08-2010, 06:38 AM
Got that sorted Gaffer.......if we all go and watch that 3D Piranah film we can all nick the goggles and Eddie whatshisdoubry will have loads of eye protection.............simples!!!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
22-08-2010, 07:02 AM
Plus, we can watch a film with a naked Kelly Brook! :p
Big-Griff
22-08-2010, 09:14 AM
That is a good point.........and if we take the Thai Bints with us.....we can REALY enjoy the film....:p
CT_Palace
22-08-2010, 12:30 PM
Sounds like you boys'll need the magic sponge soon!
Big-Griff
22-08-2010, 01:05 PM
And some germaline if the Gaffers been near the Bints
mrgins
22-08-2010, 05:28 PM
I've been too busy for that sort of thing. I think I've finally come to a winning solution.
We need to score more goals than the teams we play:p
Thats why I'm the HEAD coach
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
23-08-2010, 07:49 AM
WOW. Inspiring!
mrgins
23-08-2010, 11:18 AM
I knew you'd be impressed
Big-Griff
23-08-2010, 11:24 AM
F*ck me.................insperational or what.............those few weeks in the mountains have dun him the world of good!
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