BBS Virtual Town FC [Archive] - Page 2

paf

14-09-2009, 01:16 PM

No, you have my full support not to use men.

I'm in.

Need your approval on this design.

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/Argentinian%20Cheerleaders_4.jpg

kitticat

14-09-2009, 01:16 PM

Credentials?

I'm just good at any job I am asked to do :D

jazman

14-09-2009, 01:20 PM

I think you're hired ....

Sack the head coach can be your first job .. :p

jazman

14-09-2009, 01:21 PM

I'm in.

Need your approval on this design.

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/Argentinian%20Cheerleaders_4.jpg

I'll check that design out when I get home tonight I think :o

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 01:26 PM

I quite like this kit

http://www.uksoccershop.com/index.php?main_page=popup_image&pID=7373

kitticat

14-09-2009, 01:29 PM

I think you're hired ....

Sack the head coach can be your first job .. :p

I think we should give him a few games to see how he gets on. If he fails then he's gone

Sue per Palace

14-09-2009, 01:33 PM

Dinner ladies from Weymouth. Very quick,very agile and used to rushing around... We would WIN..

jazman

14-09-2009, 01:35 PM

I think we should give him a few games to see how he gets on. If he fails then he's gone

I agree, end of September to show what he's made of ... :p

kitticat

14-09-2009, 01:35 PM

I agree, end of September to show what he's made of ... :p

So do I get the job then?

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 01:37 PM

So do I get the job then?

Remember I'm your friend :love:

:angel:

jazman

14-09-2009, 01:38 PM

So do I get the job then?

I think you have shown a compassionate side that will compliment my ruthless streak so yes, you have the job ... :p

jjeagle

14-09-2009, 03:26 PM

Men in little skirts and pom poms :)

Unfortunately, l couldn't get Eddie to join me on this inaugural BBS Virtual Town Celebrity freeload so, sorry, no men in little skirts. Roger and Nookie said
they where available so l said we were at home. Schh! Say nothing.:cool:

jazman

14-09-2009, 03:27 PM

Eaglettie's catering contract with teh club has impressed so far with the 20,000 sausage rolls that have been made to order for tomorrow night ...

This leaves the other potential candidates a long way behind ... I'm drawing up the contract as I type ... :)

kitticat

14-09-2009, 03:33 PM

does the contract involve parting with £20,000?

jazman

14-09-2009, 03:37 PM

I haven't got that far yet ... but I was thinking more

jjeagle

14-09-2009, 03:46 PM

Good man - would you like to become a vice president of the club? - you will get as much publicity as we can give you for free and a seat in the Directors Box in perpetutity. You will get your name in all the programmes and first dibs at publicity with the players - in fact you can chose any of the players as your personal valet for enough cash.

Unfortunately, my(hopefully) upcoming Poundland contract would not allow me to devote the time that such a prestigious vice presidents role deserves.

However, should the team show a modicum of success, I AM YOUR MAN!!:cool:

jazman

14-09-2009, 03:52 PM

Unfortunately, my(hopefully) upcoming Poundland contract would not allow me to devote the time that such a prestigious vice presidents role deserves.

However, should the team show a modicum of success, I AM YOUR MAN!!:cool:

Is there potential for the Poundland logo to appear on the replica bibs? I'm certain a kit maker will come forward at some stage with a replica kit but needs must in the short term ...

Eaglettie

14-09-2009, 04:00 PM

Eaglettie's catering contract with teh club has impressed so far with the 20,000 sausage rolls that have been made to order for tomorrow night ...

This leaves the other potential candidates a long way behind ... I'm drawing up the contract as I type ... :)

:lux:

I've made steak and kidney pies too :p

Just off to cook the sausages and caramelised onions for the fresh baguettes due in at 5 am :p

Sophie_9

14-09-2009, 04:01 PM

:lux:

I've made steak and kidney pies too :p

Just off to cook the sausages and caramelised onions for the fresh baguettes due in at 5 am :p

They are all going to get fat eating all that crap:eek:

Eaglettie

14-09-2009, 04:02 PM

Is there potential for the Poundland logo to appear on the replica bibs? I'm certain a kit maker will come forward at some stage with a replica kit but needs must in the short term ...

I've heard Poundstretcher are being bought out by Marks & Spencers, couldn't they sponser us ???

The new company is gonna be called 'Stretch-Marks' !! :D

Eaglettie

14-09-2009, 04:03 PM

They are all going to get fat eating all that crap:eek:

The salad stuff and grilled chicken is being prepared tomorrow morning :p

Sophie_9

14-09-2009, 04:04 PM

The salad stuff and grilled chicken is being prepared tomorrow morning :p

Ok I thought you were trying to kill them all off:p

jazman

14-09-2009, 04:04 PM

They are all going to get fat eating all that crap:eek:

I am hoping it's for the fans ...

I've handed out diet sheets to all members for rice and pea meals this evening in preparation of the game tomorrow ... job lot of Red Bull should be in the changing room before the match so fill your boots ... those selected that is ... :p

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 04:11 PM

I've eaten my rice and peas.

What's for pudding?

jjeagle

14-09-2009, 04:34 PM

Is there potential for the Poundland logo to appear on the replica bibs? I'm certain a kit maker will come forward at some stage with a replica kit but needs must in the short term ...

Contract negotiations are at a "delicate" stage at the moment + the budget is tight,even with me reducing,quite considerably, my usual fee.

I am afraid its either the bibs or me. You can see my predicament.:cool:

jjeagle

14-09-2009, 04:35 PM

The bibs are in the post:sob:

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 04:35 PM

:(

jjeagle

14-09-2009, 04:45 PM

Unfortunately, my(hopefully) upcoming Poundland contract would not allow me to devote the time that such a prestigious vice presidents role deserves.

However, should the team show a modicum of success, I AM YOUR MAN!!:cool:

Upon reflection how could l possibly turn down the vice presidents position! (You did say free seats?):cool:

jazman

14-09-2009, 04:49 PM

I've eaten my rice and peas.

What's for pudding?

Knickerbocker Glory's all round :lux:

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 04:50 PM

Knickerbocker Glory's all round :lux:

I don't like ice cream :(

Can I just have some jelly, please?

:angel:

jazman

14-09-2009, 04:59 PM

I don't like ice cream :(

Can I just have some jelly, please?

:angel:

Oh how boring, that may go against you when I make my decision about strikers ...

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 05:01 PM

Oh how boring, that may go against you when I make my decision about strikers ...

:(

I could eat it if I really have to.

sw16girl

14-09-2009, 05:32 PM

Upon reflection how could l possibly turn down the vice presidents position! (You did say free seats?):cool:

Absolutely and completely free as long as you make a reasonable donation to the Mayday Baby special care unit football incubator - we are hoping to plough money into the academy and need to catch them while they are young before one of the Prem teams gets there.

At present I am paying for the ex mistress of a very famous England player to live rent free just across the road as she is expecting twins in January and I have high hopes we will get them on the books before Chelsea make her an offer she can't refuse.

mrgins

14-09-2009, 05:35 PM

I'll take Pete in my car. He's used to my driving and is a good navigator.

I have 3 more spaces if anyone wants a lift.

:)
I won't need a lift as I don't want to watch

mrgins

14-09-2009, 05:37 PM

I'm in.

Need your approval on this design.

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/Argentinian%20Cheerleaders_4.jpg
I don't approve of this...

the skirts are far too long

mrgins

14-09-2009, 05:38 PM

I think you're hired ....

Sack the head coach can be your first job .. :p
Oi! I bluddy well heard that!

mrgins

14-09-2009, 05:41 PM

I think we should give him a few games to see how he gets on. If he fails then he's gone
are you sleeping with the manager or the owner. I thought you were supposed to sleep with the head coach. ("head" coach, geddit? geddit? geddit?)

Doris.x

14-09-2009, 05:42 PM

I can't compete with Eagletties fine fare but I can cope with copious amounts of tea and coffee. I've got something special to slip into the drinks to keep everyone fired up.

Oh, and Barbara, could I come along with you and Pete? We can play yelling 'cycling scum' all the way there to get our vocal chords in fine tune

mrgins

14-09-2009, 05:44 PM

I think you have shown a compassionate side that will compliment my ruthless streak so yes, you have the job ... :p
No she doesn't! It's bluddy hard trying to coach from over here! I know we can beat Luton with luck on our side. Trust me, gaffer, trust me:sob:

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 05:44 PM

I won't need a lift as I don't want to watch

My driving or the game?

:D

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 05:45 PM

I can't compete with Eagletties fine fare but I can cope with copious amounts of tea and coffee. I've got something special to slip into the drinks to keep everyone fired up.

Oh, and Barbara, could I come along with you and Pete? We can play yelling 'cycling scum' all the way there to get our vocal chords in fine tune

Yes, Doris, of course you can.

Right, 2 more spaces available in the BBS Fun Bus.

:)

mrgins

14-09-2009, 05:46 PM

They are all going to get fat eating all that crap:eek:
haven't you read my game plan? Pay attention please!

mrgins

14-09-2009, 05:48 PM

My driving or the game?

:D
Yes

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 05:49 PM

Yes

And we're playing QPR, not Luton ;)

Some coach you are!

mrgins

14-09-2009, 05:50 PM

Was I 'sposed to hold a practice today? Can anyone tell me if some players showed up?
Oh yeah, and if so, were they OUR players?
And did they have balls?

mrgins

14-09-2009, 05:51 PM

And we're playing QPR, not Luton ;)

Some coach you are!
Well how am I 'sposed to know that. I'm a very good coach. I have a badge.
Boy scout badges count too right?

jazman

14-09-2009, 05:52 PM

And we're playing QPR, not Luton ;)

Some coach you are!

Damn right. What ever possesed me to hire a coach from Vermont? Canadians know nothing about football .... ;)

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 05:53 PM

I turned up for an hour or so. Did a bit of shooting practice. Scored a few goals. Practised my goal celebration.

That's a secret though. My goal celebration. You'll have to wait to see that ;)

jazman

14-09-2009, 05:53 PM

Was I 'sposed to hold a practice today? Can anyone tell me if some players showed up?
Oh yeah, and if so, were they OUR players?
And did they have balls?

Yep, I was there playing with my own balls ...

Doris.x

14-09-2009, 05:59 PM

Can I still be a chearleader? I was looking forward to wearing a few skimpy clothes and throwing my pom poms about inbetween making the drinks and running the line

Maidstoned Eagle

14-09-2009, 05:59 PM

I turned up for an hour or so. Did a bit of shooting practice. Scored a few goals. Practised my goal celebration.

That's a secret though. My goal celebration. You'll have to wait to see that ;)
I got some good soundbites for tomorrow nights pre match show.

mrgins

14-09-2009, 06:04 PM

I turned up for an hour or so. Did a bit of shooting practice. Scored a few goals. Practised my goal celebration.

That's a secret though. My goal celebration. You'll have to wait to see that ;)
do you lift your shirt over your head?

mrgins

14-09-2009, 06:06 PM

Can I still be a chearleader? I was looking forward to wearing a few skimpy clothes and throwing my pom poms about inbetween making the drinks and running the line
No. You're switching jobs with that twat manager we have!

mrgins

14-09-2009, 06:07 PM

I got some good soundbites for tomorrow nights pre match show.
ok thats good. Just don't play that music that gets the players overexcited

mrgins

14-09-2009, 06:09 PM

Damn! I hope Lorna remembered the petit fours and the prawns

mrgins

14-09-2009, 06:10 PM

ok. looks like everything's under control. If you happen to see any players, tell them I'll be around tomorrow, or the next day, maybe, or maybe not, whatever.

the digger

14-09-2009, 06:17 PM

Will I get disciplined if I go and play 5 a-side tonight?

Any team news? Has my hard work in training gone unnoticed?

jazman

14-09-2009, 06:20 PM

No. You're switching jobs with that twat manager we have!

I told my assistant to sack you but she wouldn't have it .... I hope this changes her mind ...

jazman

14-09-2009, 06:21 PM

I got some good soundbites for tomorrow nights pre match show.

What? Me playing with my balls?

No one turned up so I don't know where you have all been bloddy training. Vermont no doubt ... :rolleyes:

jazman

14-09-2009, 06:24 PM

Can I still be a chearleader? I was looking forward to wearing a few skimpy clothes and throwing my pom poms about inbetween making the drinks and running the line

Sure, but you ned to go and practise your routines with Paf :p

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 06:25 PM

I got some good soundbites for tomorrow nights pre match show.

:lux:

do you lift your shirt over your head?

You'll never know, seeing as you aren't going to be watching the game.

:D

Eaglettie

14-09-2009, 06:25 PM

Damn! I hope Lorna remembered the petit fours and the prawns

Oh I thought you said something else - sorry. Must get my hearing checked !!!

Anyone want some dvd's ???? :o

jazman

14-09-2009, 06:26 PM

Now where is that assistant when I need her? A team needs picking and at this rate we're going to be lucky to have 11 people on the pitch let alone anyone who can actually play ....

little al

14-09-2009, 07:33 PM

I just done a raffle and raised £265.27p

jazman

14-09-2009, 07:34 PM

Will I get disciplined if I go and play 5 a-side tonight?

Any team news? Has my hard work in training gone unnoticed?

It seems everyine was traing at home anyway so some competetive action for you may bode well ... unless you get injured ...

jazman

14-09-2009, 07:35 PM

I just done a raffle and raised £265.27p

What did you raffle?

little al

14-09-2009, 07:38 PM

A betamax copy of the 4-3 1990 Villa park game v Liverpool, and a box set of Jim Davidson DVD's.

jazman

14-09-2009, 07:48 PM

A betamax copy of the 4-3 1990 Villa park game v Liverpool, and a box set of Jim Davidson DVD's.

Impressive. But I'm certain you can't have raised that much for those two items surely?

Stellavista

14-09-2009, 09:43 PM

Seeing as I'm letting you shag my wife, I assume I will be the the first name on the teamsheet.
In my duel role as Director of Football, I'd say it's a nailed on certainty.
Isn't that how football works these days?

jjeagle

14-09-2009, 10:21 PM

Absolutely and completely free as long as you make a reasonable donation to the Mayday Baby special care unit football incubator - we are hoping to plough money into the academy and need to catch them while they are young before one of the Prem teams gets there.

At present I am paying for the ex mistress of a very famous England player to live rent free just across the road as she is expecting twins in January and I have high hopes we will get them on the books before Chelsea make her an offer she can't refuse.

I will run the concept of a " reasonable donation" past my accountant. As long as myself, Eddie,Jo, Ronnie, Roger(and Nookie) can come to some ageement l am sure you will not be left holding the babies in Jan.( Pantomine commitments not withstanding):cool:

calne eagle

14-09-2009, 10:40 PM

Hi, Shaggy here. I seem to have got out of position; I'm in Manchester. Anything going on in the next couple of days that I should be in London for?

calne eagle

14-09-2009, 10:49 PM

BTW, I'd really like if Pete could play my themesong. You know the one; 'Who was it manmarking that forward?' 'It warn't me'.

the digger

14-09-2009, 10:59 PM

It seems everyine was traing at home anyway so some competetive action for you may bode well ... unless you get injured ...

Came through unscathed, although I do have a scan on a niggling groin injury tomorrow afternoon. Possible sport's hernia :( .

mrgins

14-09-2009, 11:00 PM

Will I get disciplined if I go and play 5 a-side tonight?

Any team news? Has my hard work in training gone unnoticed?
Of course you will! I can't have players exerting themselves weeks before a game.

mrgins

14-09-2009, 11:02 PM

What? Me playing with my balls?

No one turned up so I don't know where you have all been bloddy training. Vermont no doubt ... :rolleyes:
well I was coaching some players today. I just assumed it was you lot. Damn, hope it wasn't that RPQ lot

mrgins

14-09-2009, 11:02 PM

Seeing as I'm letting you shag my wife, I assume I will be the the first name on the teamsheet.
In my duel role as Director of Football, I'd say it's a nailed on certainty.
Isn't that how football works these days?
Can I shag your wife before he does. Or is it MAY I shag your wife etc?

little al

15-09-2009, 05:27 AM

I have come in for some early training.

nathe

15-09-2009, 05:37 AM

I've got a hangover.

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 05:49 AM

First headline of the day "Lanky striker admits "I have a drink problem" Priory beckons for BBSVTFC unproven goalscorer"

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 05:50 AM

Has any decision been made on important stuff like kit manufacturer, colours, club nickname etc?

little al

15-09-2009, 05:58 AM

Has any decision been made on important stuff like kit manufacturer, colours, club nickname etc?

I vote Ridcully to design the kit.

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 05:59 AM

That´s a no then.

nathe

15-09-2009, 06:03 AM

I don't think any decisions have been made. Apart from the fact that Paf has picked the cheerleaders outfit.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-09-2009, 06:57 AM

How dare anyone make decisions on the cheerleaders without me! ;)

Doris.x

15-09-2009, 07:05 AM

1f67

Where's Paf? I turned up to rehearse our routines and he was nowhere to be seen. I haven't got long to practise and I'm a bit slow at picking up new positions

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-09-2009, 07:08 AM

My Aston Martin DBS hasn't arrived yet. I'm not happy

the digger

15-09-2009, 07:15 AM

I thought we were wearing the orange bibs? I went out and got 2 made for my cats with their names on and everything.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 07:16 AM

I've woken up early just to get some training in.

Just don't talk to me for a while.

:hmph:

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 07:19 AM

I thought we were wearing the orange bibs? I went out and got 2 made for my cats with their names on and everything.
Were they your cats?

Doris.x

15-09-2009, 07:20 AM

I don't think any decisions have been made. Apart from the fact that Paf has picked the cheerleaders outfit.
Just realised what you said :eek:

That will be a 'non-outfit' then I presume :rolleyes:

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 07:21 AM

I still think firemen would have made good cheerleaders, with Doris as the central cheerleader.

kitticat

15-09-2009, 07:44 AM

We are the best you'll ever see the one and only VTFC woooohooooo!!!

Crap chant I know :D

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 07:46 AM

Give me a V
Give me a T
Give me an F
Give me a C

Ra ra ra ra ra VTFC, the only team to be
Yay.

Or something like that, anyway.

kitticat

15-09-2009, 07:53 AM

I have pom poms lol, though no one ever saw me doing my little dances :D

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 07:55 AM

I have pom poms lol, though no one ever saw me doing my little dances :D

I was doing the little dance in my head.

I'm still in bed though. I just can't wake up properly this morning.

I'm playing golf this afternoon though. A nice relaxing stroll around the golf course should get me prepped for the game this evening :lux:

If I'm picked, of course.

:angel:

jazman

15-09-2009, 08:09 AM

Seeing as I'm letting you shag my wife, I assume I will be the the first name on the teamsheet.
In my duel role as Director of Football, I'd say it's a nailed on certainty.
Isn't that how football works these days?

I thought Directors or football were too old to play football? You haven't been given a squad number so you have never been in contention ..

I was up most of the night catching up Sky+ so I had no time to pick the team .. I'll do that during the course of this morning. I have a nice white board here with loads of magnets and wipe board pens so I intend to make an awful mess before confirming the first eleven and seven subs ... around midday ... :p

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 08:10 AM

Is the team going to be wearing black arm bands tonight?

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 08:11 AM

Is the team going to be wearing black arm bands tonight?

For Patrick?

nathe

15-09-2009, 08:13 AM

My hangover has gone and i'm in tip top condition for tonight

jazman

15-09-2009, 08:14 AM

Has any decision been made on important stuff like kit manufacturer, colours, club nickname etc?

Orange bibs for tonights match. That reminds me, can everyone bring black shorts and black socks?

I'm rather partial to the Cup final away strip from 1990, the yellow and black stripes to adopt ... any thoughts?

jazman

15-09-2009, 08:15 AM

well I was coaching some players today. I just assumed it was you lot. Damn, hope it wasn't that RPQ lot

Allegations in todays paper of inappropriate behaviour in the changing rooms after your so called training session yesterday which clearly wasn't with our squad. I've The Sun on the phone this morning asking for a quote ... can we have a chat in my office immediately ...

the digger

15-09-2009, 08:28 AM

Were they your cats?

Custody battle about to ensue.

the digger

15-09-2009, 08:28 AM

Orange bibs for tonights match. That reminds me, can everyone bring black shorts and black socks?

I'm rather partial to the Cup final away strip from 1990, the yellow and black stripes to adopt ... any thoughts?

I fancy a bacon sandwich.

jazman

15-09-2009, 08:30 AM

Custody battle about to ensue.

Just don't let the papers get wind of it ... they'll blow it out of all proportion ...

the digger

15-09-2009, 08:39 AM

Just don't let the papers get wind of it ... they'll blow it out of all proportion ...

I'm thinking it could be positive press.

<b>digger vows not to abandon cats</b>

VTFC squad player the digger has sent out a heart felt plea to his cats the night before his teams opening day fixture. Journeyman midfielder digger, 33, has been separated from his 2 feline friends Mac and Lizzy, both 5, since the collapse of his marriage but has promised that he will do everything in his powers to be re-united with the pair.

"They are like children to me" commented digger "and I can not bear being so far from them. I dedicate my performances this season to them." Mrs digger was unavailable for comment.

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 08:47 AM

VTFC player, the digger, berates localphone in radio show presenterafter being branded "scum" for his alleged abandonment of his two cats.

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 08:47 AM

For Patrick?
Keith

jazman

15-09-2009, 08:48 AM

A positive from the day so far ... :p

I've started my day with waffles and syrup followed by a few cups of coffee ... I'm on the whiteboard now trying to sort out the starting eleven ...

nathe

15-09-2009, 08:50 AM

What formation will we be playing?

jazman

15-09-2009, 08:53 AM

What formation will we be playing?

I'm contemplating that with the talent we have a formation of 6-4-0 would be workable ...

nathe

15-09-2009, 08:57 AM

I'm contemplating that with the talent we have a formation of 6-4-0 would be workable ...

:D

You don't rate your strikers then?

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 08:59 AM

You've got to give me and Nathe a chance, gaffer.

:)

jazman

15-09-2009, 09:00 AM

:D

You don't rate your strikers then?

I was going for the draw to be fair ... :D

nathe

15-09-2009, 09:01 AM

You've got to give me and Nathe a chance, gaffer.

:)

Exactly. We could become the most feared strikeforce in the league. :lux:

jazman

15-09-2009, 09:01 AM

I like your confidence ...

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 09:14 AM

I've been closely watching the Adebayor goal celebration at the weekend, and think I've go it off to a tee now.

:p

jazman

15-09-2009, 09:24 AM

I've been closely watching the Adebayor goal celebration at the weekend, and think I've go it off to a tee now.

:p

Did you used to play for QPR?

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 09:24 AM

Did you used to play for QPR?

Yes, of course.

You should know that!

nathe

15-09-2009, 09:28 AM

I'm going to do the Robot like Peter Crouch

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 09:28 AM

I'm going to do the Robot like Peter Crouch

:lux:

jazman

15-09-2009, 09:29 AM

That is if you score ... and more to the point, if you're picked ..

jjeagle

15-09-2009, 09:31 AM

Hello. Celebrity supporter here. Will there be a team photograper there tonight? Need to get my hair cut and get the suit out of the pawn shop if so.:cool:

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 09:34 AM

That is if you score ... and more to the point, if you're picked ..

When will we know?

Only, I've got to go out at about 12.15 for a few hours and I'll need to know whether to make my way to Loftus Road later or not.

:)

jazman

15-09-2009, 09:37 AM

Hello. Celebrity supporter here. Will there be a team photograper there tonight? Need to get my hair cut and get the suit out of the pawn shop if so.:cool:

Do we have a team photographer?

jazman

15-09-2009, 09:37 AM

When will we know?

Only, I've got to go out at about 12.15 for a few hours and I'll need to know whether to make my way to Loftus Road later or not.

:)

I'll pin the teamsheet up on here just after midday ...

nathe

15-09-2009, 09:38 AM

Can you do it just before midday as i will be shooting off then?

jazman

15-09-2009, 09:39 AM

What is this? I'm the bloody manager ...

nathe

15-09-2009, 09:46 AM

Please gaffer. Got things to do, people to see.

jazman

15-09-2009, 09:49 AM

Interesting .. looking to engineer a transfer already?

nathe

15-09-2009, 09:50 AM

Nope. Doing a photoshoot for FHM

jazman

15-09-2009, 09:51 AM

Don't let it distract you from the job in hand this evening ...

nathe

15-09-2009, 09:54 AM

Don't worry I won't. I think there will be some page 3 models there as well. It will help me relax.

Stellavista

15-09-2009, 09:58 AM

I thought Directors or football were too old to play football? You haven't been given a squad number so you have never been in contention ..

I beg to differ:

Manager; Jazman
Assistant;
Director of football; Stellavista
Head coach; MrGins
Coaches;
Chairman;
Board;
Club secretary applicants; Art Malice/ Nelson Muntz
Finance manager; Timbo
Celebrity supporters; Jjeagle
Physio applicants; Pauldrulez/ Barbara4003
Head of catering;
Scouts;

First Team Squad;
1. Selhurstparkflyer (Keeper)
2. Slimbloke 'H' (Defence)
3. Eddieskyclad (Defence)
4. Asagaya Eagle (Midfield)
5. Hughff (Defence)
6. Jazman (Defence)
7. Stellavista (Midfield)
8.
9.
10. Nathe (Striker)
11. Pauldrulez (Midfield)
12. The digger (Midfield)
13. Mouseboy (Keeper)
14. Jlmatthews (Defence)
15. Peagle (Midfield)
16. Little al (Defence)
17. Mickssis (Waterboy)
18.
19. Barbara4003 (Striker)[/QUOTE]

If I'm not playing, in my managment capacity I will begin to start placing unsavoury stories about you with the red tops.
I have photographs.

jazman

15-09-2009, 10:08 AM

Fair comment and point taken ... I'll continue with my team selection.

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 10:10 AM

the digger should do catering.

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 10:11 AM

Can i be the celebrity chairman?

jazman

15-09-2009, 10:17 AM

the digger should do catering.

Eaglettie is the only one who has been actively cooking for tonights match .. not sure why as it's away from home but hey, if we can have a good nosh up after the game, then thats fine by me

And yes, I'll second your application to be a celebrity chairman ... although that puts my job in your hands ... so remember that .. ;)

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 10:19 AM

Eaglettie is the only one who has been actively cooking for tonights match .. not sure why as it's away from home but hey, if we can have a good nosh up after the game, then thats fine by me

And yes, I'll second your application to be a celebrity chairman ... although that puts my job in your hands ... so remember that .. ;)

No worries, I'll start composing controversial soundbytes immediately.:p

jazman

15-09-2009, 10:29 AM

Team sheet will be posted here at 11.45 am

kitticat

15-09-2009, 10:30 AM

Team sheet will be posted here at 11.45 am

So we keeping the head coach then, remember if you have any communication or media problems I'll do the talking

jazman

15-09-2009, 10:31 AM

So we keeping the head coach then, remember if you have any communication or media problems I'll do the talking

I'm having awful problems with him at the moment ... no communication about the team whatsoever which makes the selection process so much more difficult ...

jazman

15-09-2009, 10:47 AM

4-4-2 formation against QPR

1. Selhurstparkflyer (GK)
2. Slimbloke 'H' (RB)
3. Eddieskyclad (LB)
5. Hughff (CB)
6. Jazman (CB)
7. Stellavista (RM)
4. Asagaya Eagle (CM)
24. Sexual Chocolate (CM/ Captain)
11. Pauldrulez (LM)
9. Sw16girl (S)
10. Nathe (S)

Subs;
8. Blazey (Utility)
13. Mouseboy (Keeper)
14. Jlmatthews (Defence)
15. Peagle (Midfield)
16. Calne eagle (Defence)
19. Barbara4003 (Striker)
69. CPFC Cheerleader Observer (Midfield)

The digger has been left out due his injury concerns from last nights 5-a-side game.

SexualChocolate

15-09-2009, 10:50 AM

4-4-2 formation against QPR

1. Selhurstparkflyer (GK)
2. Slimbloke 'H' (RB)
3. Eddieskyclad (LB)
5. Hughff (CB)
6. Jazman (CB)
7. Stellavista (RM)
4. Asagaya Eagle (CM)
24. Sexual Chocolate (CM/ Captain)
11. Pauldrulez (LM)
9. Sw16girl (S)
10. Nathe (S)

Subs;
8. Blazey (Utility)
13. Mouseboy (Keeper)
14. Jlmatthews (Defence)
15. Peagle (Midfield)
16. Calne eagle (Defence)
19. Barbara4003 (Striker)
69. CPFC Cheerleader Observer (Midfield)

The digger has been left out due his injury concerns from last nights 5-a-side game.

I like the look of that. Especially the midfield partnership. I get to play with our very own Hidoshi Nakata. :p

jazman

15-09-2009, 10:52 AM

I like the look of that. Especially the midfield partnership. I get to play with our very own Hidoshi Nakata. :p

You are the driving force in there, get the team going, don't let anyone slack off ...

nathe

15-09-2009, 10:53 AM

As long as i get the service i will get the goals. Relying on the midfield to be creative.

SexualChocolate

15-09-2009, 10:54 AM

You are the driving force in there, get the team going, don't let anyone slack off ...

I still think Nathe should be dropped. Barbs would have a much better chance of scoring in any situation that Nathe ever would.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 10:54 AM

I'm not going now.

I've got better things to do with my time than warm a bench.

:hmph:

jazman

15-09-2009, 10:59 AM

Controversey already.

My reason for Barbara on th ebench is that I beleive she will be too much to handle for the QPR defence when she comes on with 20 minutes to go ...

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 11:27 AM

Controversey already.

My reason for Barbara on th ebench is that I beleive she will be too much to handle for the QPR defence when she comes on with 20 minutes to go ...

That team is pure sexism.

There's only one female in the whole team.

I'll still go and cheer my team on, but I'm not happy.

:hmph:

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 11:28 AM

I am very happy with how our season is going so far. The FA are a bunch of retards. I am 100% behind my manager and will give him all the support he needs.

jazman

15-09-2009, 11:33 AM

That team is pure sexism.

There's only one female in the whole team.

I'll still go and cheer my team on, but I'm not happy.

:hmph:

I'm not sexist at all. Just used the players and their abilities to the best I can ... although 'extras' would always help the cause ... ;)

jazman

15-09-2009, 11:34 AM

I am very happy with how our season is going so far. The FA are a bunch of retards. I am 100% behind my manager and will give him all the support he needs.

I appreciate the comments and I'll do everything in my power to get this bunch of ragamuffins fighting fit and winning games ...

mrgins

15-09-2009, 11:38 AM

I'll pin the teamsheet up on here just after midday ...
Team sheet? Do we have a game coming up?

jazman

15-09-2009, 11:42 AM

Team sheet? Do we have a game coming up?

You have the memory of a fish ...

little al

15-09-2009, 03:31 PM

Just realised what you said :eek:

That will be a 'non-outfit' then I presume :rolleyes:

Did you not see the picture? Your arse is a bit saggy for it tbh.

peagle

15-09-2009, 03:35 PM

4-4-2 formation against QPR

1. Selhurstparkflyer (GK)
2. Slimbloke 'H' (RB)
3. Eddieskyclad (LB)
5. Hughff (CB)
6. Jazman (CB)
7. Stellavista (RM)
4. Asagaya Eagle (CM)
24. Sexual Chocolate (CM/ Captain)
11. Pauldrulez (LM)
9. Sw16girl (S)
10. Nathe (S)

Subs;
8. Blazey (Utility)
13. Mouseboy (Keeper)
14. Jlmatthews (Defence)
15. Peagle (Midfield)
16. Calne eagle (Defence)
19. Barbara4003 (Striker)
69. CPFC Cheerleader Observer (Midfield)

The digger has been left out due his injury concerns from last nights 5-a-side game.
Obviously I am gutted about being on the bench but I do hope to get the chance to get on and show what I'm worth. I'll be warming up on the side for pretty much all 90 minutes tonight just encase i'm ever needed! Want to be ready and all that.

mrgins

15-09-2009, 03:39 PM

I have come in for some early training.
Don't be so silly. Go home!

mrgins

15-09-2009, 03:40 PM

Where's Paf? I turned up to rehearse our routines and he was nowhere to be seen. I haven't got long to practise and I'm a bit slow at picking up new positions
That's what my wife says

jazman

15-09-2009, 03:40 PM

Obviously I am gutted about being on the bench but I do hope to get the chance to get on and show what I'm worth. I'll be warming up on the side for pretty much all 90 minutes tonight just encase i'm ever needed! Want to be ready and all that.

I will be using all three subs at some stage, early in the first half if the fitness levels I have seen have anything to go by

mrgins

15-09-2009, 03:41 PM

I've woken up early just to get some training in.

Just don't talk to me for a while.

:hmph:
whats the matter with you guys? I told you not to exert yourselves!

jazman

15-09-2009, 03:42 PM

Don't be so silly. Go home!

Oh finally, you've turned up.

Do you agree with my selection?

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 03:42 PM

Obviously I am gutted about being on the bench but I do hope to get the chance to get on and show what I'm worth. I'll be warming up on the side for pretty much all 90 minutes tonight just encase i'm ever needed! Want to be ready and all that.

What, warming up for a punch up?

You showed your colours the other night, sonny boy.

mrgins

15-09-2009, 03:43 PM

Orange bibs for tonights match. That reminds me, can everyone bring black shorts and black socks?

I'm rather partial to the Cup final away strip from 1990, the yellow and black stripes to adopt ... any thoughts?
Thoughts? Do we get bonuses for thinking?

jazman

15-09-2009, 03:44 PM

Thoughts? Do we get bonuses for thinking?

Asked Maidstoned. He's the celebrity chairman.

mrgins

15-09-2009, 03:45 PM

Allegations in todays paper of inappropriate behaviour in the changing rooms after your so called training session yesterday which clearly wasn't with our squad. I've The Sun on the phone this morning asking for a quote ... can we have a chat in my office immediately ...
what do you mean by "chat"? I'm not that kind of guy and I don't do those things anymore

jazman

15-09-2009, 03:45 PM

What, warming up for a punch up?

You showed your colours the other night, sonny boy.

And you wondered why you are on the bench ... I like anger but channeled anger ... :rolleyes:

jazman

15-09-2009, 03:47 PM

what do you mean by "chat"? I'm not that kind of guy and I don't do those things anymore

Clear the air ... I sense some friction already in this working relationship

mrgins

15-09-2009, 03:47 PM

I was going for the draw to be fair ... :D
can't we just go for the "loss by only two goals"?

mrgins

15-09-2009, 03:48 PM

Exactly. We could become the most feared strikeforce in the league. :lux:
you don't scare me you lanky barsteward!

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 03:48 PM

And you wondered why you are on the bench ... I like anger but channeled anger ... :rolleyes:

He was the aggressor. I walked away from it.

He's just a troublemaker.

He's the Joey Barton of our team.

jazman

15-09-2009, 03:49 PM

can't we just go for the "loss by only two goals"?

That's just plain negative ...

jazman

15-09-2009, 03:49 PM

He was the aggressor. I walked away from it.

He's just a troublemaker.

He's the Joey Barton of our team.

And that makes you our Vinny Jones??

mrgins

15-09-2009, 03:49 PM

1fcd

When will we know?

Only, I've got to go out at about 12.15 for a few hours and I'll need to know whether to make my way to Loftus Road later or not.

:)
LOFTUS Road??? oh crap....I'm in...oh well never mind. I may be late, very late, start without me:o

jazman

15-09-2009, 03:50 PM

LOFTUS Road??? oh crap....I'm in...oh well never mind. I may be late, very late, start without me:o

We'll finish without you too :D

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 03:51 PM

And that makes you our Vinny Jones??

No. I'm more the Gary Lineker of the team.

:angel:

mrgins

15-09-2009, 03:53 PM

Team sheet will be posted here at 11.45 am
I'll need a team pillowcase too please

jazman

15-09-2009, 03:54 PM

No. I'm more the Gary Lineker of the team.

:angel:

So you have big ears?

jazman

15-09-2009, 03:55 PM

I'll need a team pillowcase too please

You need to place an order with the club shop ... Contact Strawberry Mivi :p

mrgins

15-09-2009, 03:55 PM

I'm having awful problems with him at the moment ... no communication about the team whatsoever which makes the selection process so much more difficult ...
Oi! Where's me bluddy assistant coaches. And I'm still waiting for my 10 mil otherwise we have to offload some players to the glue factory

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 03:55 PM

So you have big ears?

No :hmph:

I can guarantee I will never get booked if you ever pick me to play.

:angel:

mrgins

15-09-2009, 03:56 PM

I like the look of that. Especially the midfield partnership. I get to play with our very own Hidoshi Nakata. :p
oh suuuurrrre, the token minority gets to be captain?

little al

15-09-2009, 03:57 PM

I didn't even get in the squad, and me up first for extra training and all. Well, I am not traveling then, so I am going to a pub quiz.

mrgins

15-09-2009, 03:58 PM

I still think Nathe should be dropped. Barbs would have a much better chance of scoring in any situation that Nathe ever would.
I disagree. If the RPQ cheerleaders are as young as they say, Nathe has a great chance of scoring:p

little al

15-09-2009, 03:58 PM

So you have big ears?

No, she has a big arse though.

jazman

15-09-2009, 03:58 PM

Oi! Where's me bluddy assistant coaches. And I'm still waiting for my 10 mil otherwise we have to offload some players to the glue factory

Kabbott applied but has yet to turn up for any sessions with you. I'm not suprised though, with you're reputation and all ...

peagle

15-09-2009, 03:59 PM

OK, I'd like to extend a handshake of apology towards Barbara for my part in the training ground scuffle. I admit, I am a passionate player and I do love a good dust up on the pitch but I regret such action towards a fellow team member and I would like to assure all involved that it will not happen again. I have also issued a copy of this to all major newspapers as an official, public apology.

mrgins

15-09-2009, 03:59 PM

I am very happy with how our season is going so far. The FA are a bunch of retards. I am 100% behind my manager and will give him all the support he needs.
someone's looking for a promotion:rolleyes:
el kissasso

jazman

15-09-2009, 03:59 PM

No :hmph:

I can guarantee I will never get booked if you ever pick me to play.

:angel:

Now you tell me you play like Linekar ... didn't you think to mention that before I picked the team?

I'll bring you on for lanky after 5 minutes ... :p

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 03:59 PM

No, she has a big arse though.

:sob:

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 04:00 PM

OK, I'd like to extend a handshake of apology towards Barbara for my part in the training ground scuffle. I admit, I am a passionate player and I do love a good dust up on the pitch but I regret such action towards a fellow team member and I would like to assure all involved that it will not happen again. I have also issued a copy of this to all major newspapers as an official, public apology.

That's very noble of you.

I accept your apology.

Good luck tonight. Kick some ass!

mrgins

15-09-2009, 04:01 PM

Oh finally, you've turned up.

Do you agree with my selection?
No. They're too ugly

jazman

15-09-2009, 04:02 PM

oh suuuurrrre, the token minority gets to be captain?

He knows too much about me so I had no choice ... anyway, he tells me he's good at what he does so I expect a performance from him tonight ...

peagle

15-09-2009, 04:02 PM

Now you tell me you play like Linekar ... didn't you think to mention that before I picked the team?

I'll bring you on for lanky after 5 minutes ... :p
I play like Martin Johnson if that helps.

jazman

15-09-2009, 04:02 PM

No. They're too ugly

Since when has beauty won promotion?

mrgins

15-09-2009, 04:02 PM

Clear the air ... I sense some friction already in this working relationship
Now I'm REALLY worried!

jazman

15-09-2009, 04:04 PM

I play like Martin Johnson if that helps.

Well if it turns into a ruck tonight I'll be sure to have you on the pitch ...

mrgins

15-09-2009, 04:04 PM

So you have big ears?
nope. Justa big ass!

jazman

15-09-2009, 04:05 PM

That's the 2nd person that's said that. Common theme. I don't recall Linekar having a fat arse.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-09-2009, 04:05 PM

Bring me on with 65 minutes on the clock gaffa.

Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Jemaine Defoe have nothing on how I can turn a game.

Good luck tonight chaps!

peagle

15-09-2009, 04:06 PM

Bring me on with 65 minutes on the clock gaffa.

Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Jemaine Defoe have nothing on how I can turn a game.

Good luck tonight chaps!
Wasn't it Sasha Curcic (major SP) who was our super sub??

mrgins

15-09-2009, 04:06 PM

[QUOTE=Barbara4003
Kick some ass![/QUOTE]
Careful what you wish for!

mrgins

15-09-2009, 04:07 PM

Kabbott applied but has yet to turn up for any sessions with you. I'm not suprised though, with you're reputation and all ...
So he felt inadequate, is that what you're saying?

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 04:08 PM

That's the 2nd person that's said that. Common theme. I don't recall Linekar having a fat arse.

I don't have a fat a*se. They are just bully boys out to make my life a misery because they are jealous of my striking skills.

:(

jazman

15-09-2009, 04:09 PM

Right, I'm off to Loftus Road. I think I pick up lanky on the way ... don't think I have to go via Abu Dhabi to get there though ... sod him!

See the rest of you there. Otherwise, I'll report back later ... :hi:

mrgins

15-09-2009, 04:09 PM

Since when has beauty won promotion?
I've seen chelscum so I have to agree with you

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-09-2009, 04:09 PM

Wasn't it Sasha Curcic (major SP) who was our super sub??

yeah, but I'm not gonna act like I want to be a celebrity like curcic did.

Didn't he go on to win Serbians version of celebrity big brother?!

mrgins

15-09-2009, 04:10 PM

Bring me on with 65 minutes on the clock gaffa.

Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Jemaine Defoe have nothing on how I can turn a game.

Good luck tonight chaps!
Hey gaffer, this guy's good. He can spell ol gunner whatsit

mrgins

15-09-2009, 04:12 PM

So, do we have a game or something?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-09-2009, 04:12 PM

Hey gaffer, this guy's good. He can spell ol gunner whatsit

If you like my spelling, you should see my stepovers :p

mrgins

15-09-2009, 04:28 PM

If you like my spelling, you should see my stepovers :p
Nice! Why don't you come to my office when the game's over?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-09-2009, 04:29 PM

Nice! Why don't you come to my office when the game's over?

is this one of those 'extras' my agent said is in my contract?!

mrgins

15-09-2009, 04:36 PM

is this one of those 'extras' my agent said is in my contract?!
maybe, but don't tell the others or they'll all want to "chat" with me

mrgins

15-09-2009, 04:43 PM

Hey gaffer. Can I do the team motivational pre-game speech tonight?
I was thinking along the lines of "lets score lots of goals"
If that fails I could say "lets not let them put lots of balls in our net"
What do you think?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-09-2009, 04:46 PM

'Mrgins the motivator' :D

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 04:46 PM

I don't need motivating.

I'm a virtual goal machine.

Palace Bear

15-09-2009, 04:59 PM

Ok, following today's disastrous result I have taken over the helm at BBS Virual Town FC and have had a massive clear out which includes the whole squad, Warnock and Jordan ... starting from scratch I'm the newly appointed player manager, an aging centre back ... Squad places available for the next match away to QPR on Tuesday ..... also places available at the club from top to bottom so looking to recruit. Place your applications here and lets get going. I know and sense we could all do better :p :) :D

This is real fantasy football, set up so far;

Manager; Jazman
Physio; Pauldrulez

First Team Squad;
1. Selhurstparkflyer (GK)
5. Slimbloke 'H' (CB)
6. Jazman (CB)
11. Pauldrulez (W)

Who's going to treat Pauldrulez if he gets injured?

sw16girl

15-09-2009, 05:01 PM

Well I will be there tonight although I am slightly worried about the lack of fellow directors coming forward to help out. I can't support this club alone you know - the cost of food alone is crippling.

I do have to commend PAF on the choice of cheerleaders costume which has made a considerable saving on material costs although we may have to turn the heating up in the changing room.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 05:02 PM

202e

Well I will be there tonight although I am slightly worried about the lack of fellow directors coming forward to help out. I can't support this club alone you know - the cost of food alone is crippling.

I do have to commend PAF on the choice of cheerleaders costume which has made a considerable saving on material costs although we may have to turn the heating up in the changing room.

I'd still rather see firemen.

mrgins

15-09-2009, 05:06 PM

I'd still rather see firemen.
Burn the opponents and you'll get your wish:p

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 05:08 PM

Burn the opponents and you'll get your wish:p

Now there's a thought.

While I'm having a sneaky cigarette round the back, I could 'accidentally' drop my cigarette end, start a little fire and bingo, along come the firemen.

:p

sw16girl

15-09-2009, 05:33 PM

I'd still rather see firemen.

I like to see all the players happy and as this costs no money your wish is my command - enjoy

http://blogpig.co.uk/2008/03/sexy-firefighter-pictures/

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 05:56 PM

I like to see all the players happy and as this costs no money your wish is my command - enjoy

http://blogpig.co.uk/2008/03/sexy-firefighter-pictures/

:lux:

This one will do just fine :)

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/Barbara4003/fireman-03.jpg

Doris.x

15-09-2009, 06:01 PM

As it's raining, can I wear tights with my cheerleader outfit? I don't want to get chapped ..........knees

jazman

15-09-2009, 06:04 PM

Quick report from Loftus Road. Only me and lanky in the changing rooms at the moment - where are all the others? I select a team and they don't bloody turn up .... An hour until kick off, I'll have to start recruiting at the ground!!!

jazman

15-09-2009, 06:04 PM

Hey gaffer. Can I do the team motivational pre-game speech tonight?
I was thinking along the lines of "lets score lots of goals"
If that fails I could say "lets not let them put lots of balls in our net"
What do you think?

Errr, that's my speach ...

little al

15-09-2009, 06:05 PM

:lux:

This one will do just fine :)

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/Barbara4003/fireman-03.jpg
He is a proper gayer.

jazman

15-09-2009, 06:05 PM

Who's going to treat Pauldrulez if he gets injured?

There is another one but I'm damned if I know who it is ,....

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 06:06 PM

Game is off.

Waterlogged pitch.

:(

little al

15-09-2009, 06:06 PM

Quick report from Loftus Road. Only me and lanky in the changing rooms at the moment - where are all the others? I select a team and they don't bloody turn up .... An hour until kick off, I'll have to start recruiting at the ground!!!
I didn't get the bus as you didn't even include me in the squad. And I was gonna raffle my Shawaddywaddy collection.

jazman

15-09-2009, 06:13 PM

I didn't get the bus as you didn't even include me in the squad. And I was gonna raffle my Shawaddywaddy collection.

I like your attitude. You'll be involved against Derby.

little al

15-09-2009, 06:16 PM

Cheers Gaffer.

jazman

15-09-2009, 06:18 PM

Game is off.

Waterlogged pitch.

:(

It would be nice if someone told me. Now it seems that the changing rooms have been locked and I'm potentially stuck in here alone with lanky all night ....

peagle

15-09-2009, 08:03 PM

I got there but was then told it was off. So soaked I'm scared i might get pneumonia (sp) before Derby game.

mrgins

15-09-2009, 11:03 PM

It would be nice if someone told me. Now it seems that the changing rooms have been locked and I'm potentially stuck in here alone with lanky all night ....
Thats the best news I've heard all week!
I'm in charge:lux:

mrgins

15-09-2009, 11:03 PM

Game is off.

Waterlogged pitch.

:(
Memo to equipment man:
Buy water wings

mrgins

15-09-2009, 11:04 PM

This is good news. We haven't let in a goal yet. I knew my tactics would work!

Maidstoned Eagle

16-09-2009, 05:52 AM

Its a blooy disgrace, the FA should investigate this as obviously the mçowners of Haa Haa are more concerned with doing their hair than making sure the pitch is ok.

If i have to hear another bloody story about the Italian boy done good I´ll impale myself on one of his F1 cars!

sw16girl

16-09-2009, 06:48 AM

Its a blooy disgrace, the FA should investigate this as obviously the mçowners of Haa Haa are more concerned with doing their hair than making sure the pitch is ok.

If i have to hear another bloody story about the Italian boy done good I´ll impale myself on one of his F1 cars!

Excuse me that is my line unless you are volounteering to come onto the board. For only a small investment you too can be the part owner of this fine club.

Maidstoned Eagle

16-09-2009, 06:52 AM

Excuse me that is my line unless you are volounteering to come onto the board. For only a small investment you too can be the part owner of this fine club.
I´m the celebrity chairman. Maybe you need to keep up with the goings on in the boardroom.

Barbara4003

16-09-2009, 07:00 AM

I´m the celebrity chairman. Maybe you need to keep up with the goings on in the boardroom.

<snigger>

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

16-09-2009, 07:01 AM

Do we still get our clean sheet bonus?!

jazman

16-09-2009, 07:56 AM

Well that was fun. Just returned from Loftus Road after the groundsman came to find out what Lanky's snoring was coming from the changing rooms ... Rubbish hotel facilities there I must say ...

All in for training at 10am ... I'm in a foul mood.

jazman

16-09-2009, 08:01 AM

Do we still get our clean sheet bonus?!

Depends if you creased them or not ... ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

16-09-2009, 08:02 AM

I'm already at the training ground, up for a good session!

jazman

16-09-2009, 08:13 AM

Well that's two of us ... I have my balls out ready ..

Barbara4003

16-09-2009, 08:16 AM

I'm here, but I've got a headache, so don't shout or anything or I'll get really grumpy.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

16-09-2009, 08:21 AM

Not enough yet for 5-a-side

jazman

16-09-2009, 09:08 AM

I'm here, but I've got a headache, so don't shout or anything or I'll get really grumpy.

I am grumpy. What else do you expect being locked in a room with lanky ...

sw16girl

16-09-2009, 09:44 AM

I´m the celebrity chairman. Maybe you need to keep up with the goings on in the boardroom.

Oi - the chairman's seat is mine - you can have a seat on the board if you are good though. In fact youcan be joint chairman if you want to hand over some money. Free tanning kit and hair dye thrown in - I can't say fairer than that.

jazman

16-09-2009, 09:51 AM

Remember Sw16, you have a squad number as well ...

I can see the headlines now ... 'Boardroom Battle at BBS VTFC'