BBS Virtual Town FC [Archive] - Page 4

peagle

17-09-2009, 06:02 PM

But you do know you can't handle the ball.

Right?
Yeah of course, the goalie can inside the 22 though right??

jazman

17-09-2009, 06:02 PM

Do I have another keeper on the books?

Maidstoned Eagle

17-09-2009, 06:04 PM

Now you've loaned him get San MIguel in .. I hear he has a great tan ...

Fancy a scouting trip to the Costas, manager?

jazman

17-09-2009, 06:07 PM

Fancy a scouting trip to the Costas, manager?

Straight after Saturdays game ... :p

Maidstoned Eagle

17-09-2009, 06:10 PM

Straight after Saturdays game ... :p

Got a plane at Biggin now, we could go, do Banus tonight, leave the training with the HEAD, get back for Saturday and then off again after the game.

jazman

17-09-2009, 06:11 PM

Got a plane at Biggin now, we could go, do Banus tonight, leave the training with the HEAD, get back for Saturday and then off again after the game.

Let's go .. although leaviing tomorrows training session to the head coach is a worry .... I won't be in any fit state to think about it anyway ... :p

pauldrulez

17-09-2009, 06:22 PM

Do I have another keeper on the books?
:hi: I broke my fingernail being thrown out of the Valley. Apparently it's frowned upon to put dog shit on the gates of the Valley as it improves the look.

I'll go in goal if need be. I also brought back some goal nets, two spare pairs of boots and a spare tyre for a caravan. Any use to anyone?

jazman

17-09-2009, 06:24 PM

:hi: I broke my fingernail being thrown out of the Valley. Apparently it's frowned upon to put dog shit on the gates of the Valley as it improves the look.

I'll go in goal if need be. I also brought back some goal nets, two spare pairs of boots and a spare tyre for a caravan. Any use to anyone?

See, you spend five minutes there and you've already picked up their pikey bad habits ...

Barbara4003

17-09-2009, 06:26 PM

Got a plane at Biggin now, we could go, do Banus tonight, leave the training with the HEAD, get back for Saturday and then off again after the game.

Can I come, please?

jazman

17-09-2009, 06:29 PM

Can I come, please?

Management only, sorry ...

pauldrulez

17-09-2009, 06:40 PM

See, you spend five minutes there and you've already picked up their pikey bad habits ...
It worked though.

You kept the fee. I get a minor injury. Get to supply you with the finest ganja and you get your holiday.

Can I come? :D

jazman

17-09-2009, 06:47 PM

No chance ....

Barbara4003

17-09-2009, 06:48 PM

I'm going to round the players up and arrange a night out tomorow night.

:p

pauldrulez

17-09-2009, 06:53 PM

I'm in. :hi:

Barbara4003

17-09-2009, 06:54 PM

I'm in. :hi:

:lux:

Do you know anywhere that stays open til about 5.00 am selling alcohol?

jazman

17-09-2009, 07:02 PM

On a night before a match???? Are you mad??

pauldrulez

17-09-2009, 07:04 PM

:lux:

Do you know anywhere that stays open til about 5.00 am selling alcohol?
BCM on Magaluf?

€30 with unlimited drinks.

We can fly there and back before the superiors get back :lux:

jazman

17-09-2009, 08:20 PM

Not now that we have notified the airports .... after such an intensive internal search you won't be wanting to go very far at all ...

pauldrulez

17-09-2009, 08:45 PM

Quick, get out the rowing boats, we might be able to get some cheap booze in Calais :D

mrgins

17-09-2009, 11:34 PM

There are plenty of positions still to be filled at the club, maybe we could move him into one of those if we find a suitable candidate ...
Oi! You big fairy!

mrgins

17-09-2009, 11:36 PM

But then he´d be the Police´s problem not ours, it won´t cost us a thing to sack him.
you two have far too much time on your hands. Get a life!

mrgins

17-09-2009, 11:57 PM

Hello? Is this the manager? oh good. Listen, erm, I'm at loftus road and there's no one here. Weren't we supposed to have a game today? Hello? Hello? You still there?

Maidstoned Eagle

18-09-2009, 06:06 AM

Well, our scouting trip is going very well.....Mr Manager is currently eyeing up some talent at Linekers Bar

I'm going to round the players up and arrange a night out tomorow night.

:p

Fine,you´re on the bench....and if you take the little Joey with you you´ll be arrested for supplying booze to and underage mental.

Now then.....where did I leave my champagne......................

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-09-2009, 06:21 AM

Is training still at 10 today boss cox I'm here now. Thought I'd come early and train so I can get to the pub for when it opens :p

Maidstoned Eagle

18-09-2009, 06:53 AM

That Barbara was supposed to be there by now.

Barbara4003

18-09-2009, 06:56 AM

I've been here for the last hour.

Pity you weren't really.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-09-2009, 06:57 AM

She's here but not with it!

Barbara4003

18-09-2009, 07:00 AM

I've been on the phone most of the morning to Didier and Frank and the boys arranging the night out tonight :p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-09-2009, 07:03 AM

Ah, that's what you've been up too. I'll cover for ya if the gaffa turns up

Barbara4003

18-09-2009, 07:03 AM

Ta :p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-09-2009, 07:06 AM

No worries. :)

Maidstoned Eagle

18-09-2009, 07:35 AM

I've been here for the last hour.

Pity you weren't really.
I have a web cam.....I saw what you did to Soares´ boots. You better clean them before the kit man gets in.

jazman

18-09-2009, 08:02 AM

Oh my head ...............

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-09-2009, 08:07 AM

Oh shit, the gaffer's surfaced!

pauldrulez

18-09-2009, 08:29 AM

I'm here. But i've lost my boots and have a hangover.

Barbara4003

18-09-2009, 08:32 AM

I've got a spare pair you can borrow.

pauldrulez

18-09-2009, 08:33 AM

:lux:

Barbara4003

18-09-2009, 08:34 AM

They are pink and lilac and have a small heel, but they'll be fine.

jazman

18-09-2009, 08:35 AM

Oh shit, the gaffer's surfaced!

On webcam. I'm in the Costas with the chairman. Oh what a night!!

jazman

18-09-2009, 08:35 AM

They are pink and lilac and have a small heel, but they'll be fine.

They'll be ideal for paul then

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-09-2009, 08:45 AM

Looking forward to barbaras drinkup tonight. Great prep for the match

Barbara4003

18-09-2009, 08:48 AM

We've got exclusive entry into a top Club in London, courtesy of the Chelscum boys. Should be a good night. Starts at 11.30 pm.

Be there or be square.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-09-2009, 08:50 AM

Hope the paparazzi miss us, don't want any more pics of us out on the town in the papers

Barbara4003

18-09-2009, 08:52 AM

I've arranged to have the paps tipped off that we are going out in Croydon Town this evening, so we'll be ok.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-09-2009, 08:53 AM

Great stuff. Tiger tiger I assume?!

Barbara4003

18-09-2009, 08:54 AM

Great stuff. Tiger tiger I assume?!

Of course ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-09-2009, 08:57 AM

Hope we don't have anyone in the team who's gagging fir some extra cash to sell their story!

jazman

18-09-2009, 09:00 AM

Right, 10am means 10 laps of the pitch ... off you go ... :p

Not many here for training yet again though ... may have a word with the Chairman about culling the squad numbers ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-09-2009, 09:03 AM

I did 10 laps at 8 am boss. Can I go then?

SexualChocolate

18-09-2009, 09:06 AM

I was out there doing my training from 6. I have an interview for a 2 page spread in Closer magazine at 11:30, then another one for Just 17 at 12:15, so i need to leave reasonably sharpish to get my hair done.

Barbara4003

18-09-2009, 09:12 AM

I was here at 7.00. Done 2,500 laps, 6,000 keepy uppy's and I've scored 1400 goals.

I'm knackered now.

calne eagle

18-09-2009, 09:15 AM

Matt here again.

I guess I'd better say my farewells now, as I'll obviously be busy with my agent choosing between the top clubs who are, as I speak, queueing up to sign me on loan prior to a big-money move in the next transfer window.

Does anybody know how to fix mobiles? Mine can't be working...

jazman

18-09-2009, 09:15 AM

jazman

18-09-2009, 09:17 AM

I was here at 7.00. Done 2,500 laps, 6,000 keepy uppy's and I've scored 1400 goals.

I'm knackered now.

Absolute rubbish! All I saw on my webcam whan I returned from the strip club in the Costas is a rather jovial lad running around the goalposts with a cone on his head being taunted by his rather pissed friends ... this was just as dawn was breaking ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-09-2009, 09:20 AM

Absolute rubbish! All I saw on my webcam whan I returned from the strip club in the Costas is a rather jovial lad running around the goalposts with a cone on his head being taunted by his rather pissed friends ... this was just as dawn was breaking ...

<snigger> :D

pauldrulez

18-09-2009, 09:25 AM

I've done my 10 laps. Off for a spliff.

Barbara4003

18-09-2009, 09:30 AM

<snigger> :D

I told you not to put that cone on your head.

jazman

18-09-2009, 09:32 AM

Rights, drills ... first cone, back, 2nd cone, back ... and so on until the final 50th cone .. then swap ...

pauldrulez

18-09-2009, 09:41 AM

Do we put the cones on our head at the end?

jazman

18-09-2009, 09:42 AM

I'm dealing people with the brain the size of a pea ....

Barbara4003

18-09-2009, 09:45 AM

I'm telling Pete you said that.

pauldrulez

18-09-2009, 09:51 AM

I'm dealing people with the brain the size of a pea ....
That big?

I blame evolution

jazman

18-09-2009, 09:52 AM

I'm telling Pete you said that.

Please do ...

Maidstoned Eagle

18-09-2009, 01:51 PM

I'm in a firing mood.

jazman

18-09-2009, 01:55 PM

Aim your water pistol at this shower of shite ...

Maidstoned Eagle

18-09-2009, 01:57 PM

Ok. get the kid out of here. I'll phone the FA and ask for a drug test on the little chav. Millwall are offering us a pie and mash meal for two for him.

Whadaya reckon?

jazman

18-09-2009, 02:01 PM

I reckon we have very little to choose from for our match with Derby ... any chance we can bring some Spaniards ringers home with us to play ...

Maidstoned Eagle

18-09-2009, 02:06 PM

Ok, what about that bulgarian lap dancer, she looked good in the box.

jazman

18-09-2009, 02:14 PM

She liked playing with balls as well ...

Maidstoned Eagle

18-09-2009, 02:48 PM

Hmm, looked like she had two of her own as well.

mrgins

18-09-2009, 02:49 PM

Is training still at 10 today boss cox I'm here now. Thought I'd come early and train so I can get to the pub for when it opens :p
Don't be silly. Didn't you feel those raindrops?

mrgins

18-09-2009, 02:50 PM

They are pink and lilac and have a small heel, but they'll be fine.
as long as they don't have a high heel, Babsy

mrgins

18-09-2009, 02:52 PM

I did 10 laps at 8 am boss. Can I go then?
I really don't know what's wrong with you lot! He said 10 laps at 10a.m.
This means you only have to do 8 at 8a.m.
Sheesh!

mrgins

18-09-2009, 02:54 PM

On webcam. I'm in the Costas with the chairman. Oh what a night!!
quick! check your balls for hair...or lack thereof:eek:

mrgins

18-09-2009, 02:56 PM

mrgins

18-09-2009, 02:57 PM

Rights, drills ... first cone, back, 2nd cone, back ... and so on until the final 50th cone .. then swap ...
These are called "wind" sprints. I'm very good at them

mrgins

18-09-2009, 02:58 PM

I'm dealing people with the brain the size of a pea ....
Someone call me?

mrgins

18-09-2009, 03:00 PM

ok, I'll be out of the office for the rest of the day.
Oh, wait. Do I have an office?

eddieskyclad

18-09-2009, 03:01 PM

Have I been dropped yet? If not then perhaps I should be... not sure I can actually commit the time necessary to actually read a 42 page thread, let alone make any contributions useful (or otherwise) ;)

jazman

18-09-2009, 03:03 PM

jazman

18-09-2009, 03:03 PM

ok, I'll be out of the office for the rest of the day.
Oh, wait. Do I have an office?

No.

mrgins

18-09-2009, 03:05 PM

No.
Oh:sob:

Maidstoned Eagle

18-09-2009, 03:07 PM

I have recieved an offer to move the club to Marbella.

jazman

18-09-2009, 03:08 PM

Hmm, looked like she had two of her own as well.

Is that why I feel so ill today?

mrgins

18-09-2009, 03:17 PM

I have recieved an offer to move the club to Marbella.
Is that closer to vermont?

jazman

18-09-2009, 03:18 PM

I have recieved an offer to move the club to Marbella.

By that do you mean you lost it in a poker game?

mrgins

18-09-2009, 03:18 PM

[QUOTE=Maidstoned Eagle] recieved /QUOTE]
btw, you're fired. A celeb chairman should know the i before e rule

peagle

18-09-2009, 03:39 PM

Whens the team sheet going up?? I cant stand this tension!! xx

jazman

18-09-2009, 03:47 PM

Whens the team sheet going up?? I cant stand this tension!! xx

What are the kisses for? Trying to sweeten me up or something???

jazman

18-09-2009, 03:50 PM

Team sheet? The highest turn out we have had for training this week was on Wednesday which was five. How are we going to get at least eleven for the Derby game tomorrow?

I may call the league and plead insanity. Or tell them we have an outbreak of E.Coli or something ...

ardeo

18-09-2009, 03:51 PM

I couldn't scout 5 players, that's my excuse.

Will try and find some players elsewhere for next week though

jazman

18-09-2009, 03:53 PM

We could be in administration by then ...

mrgins

18-09-2009, 04:18 PM

mrgins

18-09-2009, 04:18 PM

We could be in administration by then ...
Can I be head administrator?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-09-2009, 05:03 PM

Maybe we can ask the FA to switch the game to a 5-a-side match? We may then be able to field a team!

eddieskyclad

18-09-2009, 05:06 PM

Sacked for lack of commitment .. ;)
I did say I always get "left back" at home and now you're just proving it :(

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-09-2009, 05:08 PM

Getting ready for Barbaras night out tonight. Should be a cracker

pauldrulez

18-09-2009, 07:39 PM

I have flu, but i'm waiting for my cab.

Barbara4003

18-09-2009, 07:41 PM

Hope you're not oinking. We don't want any oinking while we're out with the big boys from the Prem.

Don't want to make fools of ourselves.

Again.

pauldrulez

18-09-2009, 07:41 PM

Pick me. Pick me. Pick me.

The deal with Millwall fell through. Apparently my knuckles don't scrape along the ground so can't play for them.

pauldrulez

18-09-2009, 07:41 PM

Hope you're not oinking. We don't want any oinking while we're out with the big boys from the Prem.

Don't want to make fools of ourselves.

Again.
I wont be snorting.

Well, not like a pig anyway.

jazman

18-09-2009, 08:22 PM

No matc tomorrow now as the chairman and manager look to be stuck in the Costas for the weekend .. and an E.Coli outbreak at Selhurst. All players are quarantined ....

Barbara4003

18-09-2009, 08:27 PM

:lux:

I mean :(

jazman

18-09-2009, 08:28 PM

21bc

That means you lot can't go out eaither for fear of spreading the germs ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-09-2009, 09:50 PM

Too late. Already out having a few drinks before meeting up with barbara and her Chelsea contacts. Night on the town!

Barbara4003

18-09-2009, 09:55 PM

I've had too much champagne

mrgins

18-09-2009, 10:15 PM

I (oink) don't feel (oink) very well

Eaglettie

18-09-2009, 11:07 PM

No matc tomorrow now as the chairman and manager look to be stuck in the Costas for the weekend .. and an E.Coli outbreak at Selhurst. All players are quarantined ....

What am I gonna do with all this potato salad now then eh ???? And I'm gonna have to take all these pastry cases down to the W. I now !!!! :hmph: :hmph:

mrgins

18-09-2009, 11:10 PM

I'll eat them:lux:

The Addonians

18-09-2009, 11:33 PM

Any chance of a job as a programme seller?

Btw i'm an eccentric billionaire and i just want to nose around at ground level to see if the club is ready for a take over

mrgins

18-09-2009, 11:35 PM

do you own a pair of boots, and can you stand unassisted for more than two minutes? Yes? You start at central D tomorrow:p

The Addonians

18-09-2009, 11:38 PM

do you own a pair of boots, and can you stand unassisted for more than two minutes? Yes? You start at central D tomorrow:p

In answer to your questions............. Yes and only if the pub hasn't been open for more than 2 hours.

mrgins

18-09-2009, 11:48 PM

not a problem. What would you like to drink at the half?

The Addonians

19-09-2009, 12:08 AM

yes and at the 5, the 10 the 15 etc etc

mrgins

19-09-2009, 02:46 AM

You are a very strange man. You should fit in perfectly with the rest of the squad. Welcome aboard. Training is at erm, well, after breakfast. Probably around noon, but we'll see

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

19-09-2009, 06:40 AM

Morning all. Any training today or can I go back to bed?

Stonking night out Barbara by the way! :p

little al

19-09-2009, 07:00 AM

Morning and what ^^ said re training/bed.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

19-09-2009, 07:05 AM

Sod it. Off to sleep then as boss ain't here yet. I'll be napping in the dug out, you can try and wake me up if we get enough players for training

Dingle

19-09-2009, 07:05 AM

Can I join the squad? I'll be honest, i'm not very good at football, i'm lazy, very unfit (I would insist on a clause in my contract that I would not need to run in training/matches,) i'm generally quite unreliable and there is a very high chance I would fail a drugs test but I feel I could do a job. I'm also willing to donate 1% if my wage to charity.*

*This last sentence might not be entirely true.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

19-09-2009, 07:07 AM

Can I join the squad? I'll be honest, i'm not very good at football, i'm lazy, generally quite unreliable and there is a very high chance I would fail a drugs test but I feel I could do a job. I'm also willing to donate 1% if my wage to charity.

You still sound more committed than most of the squad! :p

Dingle

19-09-2009, 07:13 AM

You still sound more committed than most of the squad! :p

Thanks. I was really looking forward to meeting everyone in training today but unfortunately the club has scheduled training at the same time as happy hour at my local. I should be in tomorrow though.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

19-09-2009, 07:30 AM

Looks like training today won't happen anyway. Not enough here for 5-a-side!

jazman

19-09-2009, 09:02 AM

Any chance of a job as a programme seller?

Btw i'm an eccentric billionaire and i just want to nose around at ground level to see if the club is ready for a take over

The door is wide open for potential new investment ... may we step into your Dragon's Den?

Barbara4003

19-09-2009, 09:03 AM

Can you all talk a bit quieter, please?

jazman

19-09-2009, 09:05 AM

Me and the Chairman are on our way back. The FA hae rejected our plea to cancel the game even if there has been a break of E.Coli. It turns out that they have no interest in supporters so insist the game takes place. Whoever turns up and is in the changing room at 2pm should get changed .... Warm up on the picth and 2.20pm ... See you out there, I think the Chairman will try to land his helicopter on the picth ...

jazman

19-09-2009, 09:05 AM

Can you all talk a bit quieter, please?

WHAT!???

Barbara4003

19-09-2009, 09:06 AM

I'll be there, but don't expect me to do any headers.

Or run very far.

pauldrulez

19-09-2009, 09:27 AM

I'll be there.

But don't expect me to post. (Don't you virtual bastards realise there is a game on) :D

jazman

19-09-2009, 09:31 AM

I'll be there.

But don't expect me to post. (Don't you virtual bastards realise there is a game on) :D

You think I'd go watch us lose to Derby when I can just be here and virtually win 8-0? :D

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

19-09-2009, 09:54 AM

Glad to see the gaffa finally woke up!

Maidstoned Eagle

19-09-2009, 10:18 AM

See you out there, I think the Chairman will try to land his helicopter on the picth ...
I better nip out and buy one.

Mr Manager, Soccer AM want us for next Saturday.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

19-09-2009, 11:02 AM

Looks like a nice day for a kickabout

Barbara4003

19-09-2009, 11:07 AM

I think it's going to be a bit hot.

We'll kick the ball out as much as possible - gives us time for lots of drinks :p

pauldrulez

19-09-2009, 11:15 AM

You think I'd go watch us lose to Derby when I can just be here and virtually win 8-0? :D
:D

Who we playing again?

Maidstoned Eagle

19-09-2009, 11:29 AM

Virtual County FC....and you're not playing.

pauldrulez

19-09-2009, 11:52 AM

Good. Means my well placed bomb inside your helicopter actually has a reason to be there now.

jazman

19-09-2009, 12:02 PM

I better nip out and buy one.

Mr Manager, Soccer AM want us for next Saturday.

Book 'em danno ...

mrgins

19-09-2009, 12:34 PM

mrgins

19-09-2009, 12:36 PM

I'll be there.

But don't expect me to post. (Don't you virtual bastards realise there is a game on) :D
Are you questioning our virtual parentage?

mrgins

19-09-2009, 12:37 PM

Virtual County FC....and you're not playing.
Oo, luvverlee. A local erm..derby

Maidstoned Eagle

19-09-2009, 01:21 PM

Good. Means my well placed bomb inside your helicopter actually has a reason to be there now.You mean the helicopter I don´t actually own because I haven´t bought one you mean. You´re not very bright are you?

jazman

19-09-2009, 01:24 PM

You mean the helicopter I don´t actually own because I haven´t bought one you mean. You´re not very bright are you?

You got that right .... I have the feeling he was the tool with the cone on his head at training in the early hours the other morning ....

mrgins

19-09-2009, 03:08 PM

Erm...do we have a game today?:o

peagle

19-09-2009, 06:49 PM

What an experience that game was guys eh???

Barbara4003

19-09-2009, 06:53 PM

Weren't my goals good?

:lux:

peagle

19-09-2009, 07:57 PM

Weren't my goals good?

:lux:
We wouldn't know we can't see whats in your head!

Barbara4003

19-09-2009, 08:19 PM

We wouldn't know we can't see whats in your head!

Oh.

Well, they were brilliant.

HTH

mrgins

19-09-2009, 10:34 PM

I missed your celebration. did you flash?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 07:08 AM

Morning all. So, where's the match report then?

the digger

20-09-2009, 07:34 AM

I'm starting to worry that my real life may be interfering with my virtual football career.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 07:54 AM

Nothing should get in the way of your virtual football career.

Apart from booze and women :D

pauldrulez

20-09-2009, 07:59 AM

You got that right .... I have the feeling he was the tool with the cone on his head at training in the early hours the other morning ....
Well I needed a new definition of dickhead.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 08:49 AM

Did we have training today or did we have training but no-one's bothering again?!

peagle

20-09-2009, 08:58 AM

Did we have training today or did we have training but no-one's bothering again?!
I don;t think there would have been much point in me turning up this morning :(

little al

20-09-2009, 09:06 AM

I'm here and keen. Can we wait until Something for the Weekend is finished though please?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 09:11 AM

I'm here and keen. Can we wait until Something for the Weekend is finished though please?

Oh yes, great idea

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 09:18 AM

Well I needed a new definition of dickhead.

pauldrulez - dickhead

Dickhead - pauldrulez.

Barbara4003

20-09-2009, 09:19 AM

I'm here :hi:

When do I get my goal bonus? I'm not waiting months for it.

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 09:20 AM

Great result yesterday fellas, laying on a slap up dinner at my place in Marbella, be at Biggin Hill for 1pm, the jet will be leaving at 1.30 sharp.

pauldickhedrulez? Clean the showers and bath.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 09:23 AM

Can i have a window seat?

Barbara4003

20-09-2009, 09:24 AM

Can I have a go at driving the plane?

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 09:24 AM

Can i have a window seat?Sort your own seating arrangements out....and don't drink all the Cristal, pace yourselves for the rest of the day.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 09:26 AM

What's the in-flight movie today then?

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 09:27 AM

I dunno, I'm in Marbella waiting for you lot.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 09:29 AM

Okie dokie then, I'll make a movie during the flight using the air hostesses! ;)

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 09:29 AM

Okie dokie then, I'll make a movie during the flight using the air hostesses! ;)
Thats what Mr Manager and myself do....just don't do the fella, he's for Babs.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 09:31 AM

I think Barbara has reserved the 'business lounge' area of the plane for her own 'business' with the male air hostess...

Barbara4003

20-09-2009, 09:31 AM

Thats what Mr Manager and myself do....just don't do the fella, he's for Babs.

Gee, thanks. A gay air steward. Just what I've always wanted :rolleyes:

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 09:33 AM

Gee, thanks. A gay air steward. Just what I've always wanted :rolleyes:

We didnt want a hot looking STRAIGHT male steward to cramp our style with the fit, female hostesses did we now?!

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 09:35 AM

Gee, thanks. A gay air steward. Just what I've always wanted :rolleyes:
PK left 2 weeks ago.

Meet Kevin.

http://prettyboring.com/files/images/costner%20nipple%20slip.jpg

Barbara4003

20-09-2009, 09:35 AM

We didnt want a hot looking STRAIGHT male steward to cramp our style with the fit, female hostesses did we now?!

I'll bring my own then ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 09:39 AM

I didnt realise this was a BYO flight?!

Barbara4003

20-09-2009, 09:40 AM

PK left 2 weeks ago.

Meet Kevin.

http://prettyboring.com/files/images/costner%20nipple%20slip.jpg

:love:

Isn't he just the bestest thing you've ever set eyes on?

He'll do just fine :p

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 09:42 AM

He's also too old for the other stewardesses to bother with so cheerleader observer will be happy too.

Barbara4003

20-09-2009, 09:44 AM

He looks a bit like Daniel Craig in that picture.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 10:00 AM

He's also too old for the other stewardesses to bother with so cheerleader observer will be happy too.

Top man :p

pauldrulez

20-09-2009, 10:04 AM

Great result yesterday fellas, laying on a slap up dinner at my place in Marbella, be at Biggin Hill for 1pm, the jet will be leaving at 1.30 sharp.

pauldickhedrulez? Clean the showers and bath.
Done.

Pissed all over them.

little al

20-09-2009, 10:06 AM

Done.

Pissed all over them.

You dirty homo.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 10:15 AM

Done.

Pissed all over them.

Would rather you piss all over the opposition

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 10:16 AM

Would rather you piss all over the opposition
He's a bit thick.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 10:45 AM

Is there any duty free on today's flight?

pauldrulez

20-09-2009, 10:52 AM

Should have expenses paid surely.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 10:59 AM

Most definately. All our hard work should be rewarded

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 11:08 AM

Should have expenses paid surely.

For what, you've been released.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 11:09 AM

More room on the plane then

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 11:11 AM

Is there any duty free on today's flight?Its all free, I'm footing the bill. And there's a bonus in it if you get that thick little Chav out of here.

pauldrulez

20-09-2009, 11:22 AM

Don't talk about Barbara like that :eek:

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 11:24 AM

Sorry, did anyone hear something then?

Barbara4003

20-09-2009, 11:27 AM

Don't talk about Barbara like that :eek:

I'm not a chav :eek:

I agree on the bit thick bit, though.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 11:33 AM

Its all free, I'm footing the bill. And there's a bonus in it if you get that thick little Chav out of here.

Wouldnt it be more fun to take off with him in the plane of then boot him out mid-flight?! ;)

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 11:34 AM

Wouldnt it be more fun to take off with him in the plane of then boot him out mid-flight?! ;)

Who?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 11:36 AM

The Thick, little Chav, not Barbara!

little al

20-09-2009, 11:39 AM

http://images.uncyc.org/commons/8/8c/Chav.jpg

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 11:39 AM

I have no idea who you mean. barbs isn't a chav, I have no idea why anyone would think that.

pauldrulez

20-09-2009, 11:48 AM

http://images.uncyc.org/commons/8/8c/Chav.jpg
I don't own any jewellery other than my late Godfather's CPFC crest necklace that I wear on matchdays :)

Nor do I own any Burberry. Abercrombie & Fitch for nights out and Topshop and Burton the rest of the time.

But, as you were.

pauldrulez

20-09-2009, 11:49 AM

The Thick, little Chav, not Barbara!
I'm not little nor thick, can't be me?

Must be someone else

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 11:49 AM

Theres that noise again, did anyone hear it...it was a kind of high pitched whining.

pauldrulez

20-09-2009, 11:50 AM

Must be the wind. Again.

(And yes, I will just carry on posting for as long as this thread continues. Can't get rid of me)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 11:52 AM

Need to get the coach in here to sort things out. We have an unstable ex-player that wont leave

pauldrulez

20-09-2009, 11:55 AM

Can't release someone without full wages. And I had a 3 year contract.

Where's the new billionaire chairman that wanted to be a programme seller. It's like having Goldberk around.

pauldrulez

20-09-2009, 11:57 AM

And at least Goldberk has a reasonably attractive daughter.

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 12:13 PM

Need to get the coach in here to sort things out. We have an unstable ex-player that wont leave

I can't see anyone.

jazman

20-09-2009, 12:14 PM

Owww my head ....

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 12:16 PM

Morning Boss :hi:

jazman

20-09-2009, 12:17 PM

Did I dream that we won and that paul finally admitted to be a dickhead? I seem to have lost the last 24 hours due to buckets of Sangria ....

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 12:18 PM

Cant be too much of a hangover as you're memory isnt bad!

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 12:18 PM

Did I dream that we won and that paul finally admitted to be a dickhead? I seem to have lost the last 24 hours due to buckets of Sangria ....

Its lucky the team are on their way here, we had to clean the jet out after dropping you off last night. Now then, you're needed by the pool, Bianca wants you to help her with the BBQ.

jazman

20-09-2009, 12:21 PM

Its lucky the team are on their way here, we had to clean the jet out after dropping you off last night. Now then, you're needed by the pool, Bianca wants you to help her with the BBQ.

Ahh, Bianca .... now she's the one who would do anything for you right?

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 12:22 PM

Ahh, Bianca .... now she's the one who would do anything for you right?
She was certainly doing anything for you on the way over last night. made for a very interesting flight. I feel poor Kevin was rather embarressed.

jazman

20-09-2009, 12:23 PM

She was certainly doing anything for you on the way over last night. made for a very interesting flight. I feel poor Kevin was rather embarressed.

It's all flooding back now ....

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 12:28 PM

It's all flooding back now ....
Flood is rather an apt word.

jazman

20-09-2009, 01:08 PM

Flood is rather an apt word.

I'm not usually an exibitionist bit that Sangria has quite an effect on me as do the sponsors freebies ....

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 01:49 PM

Have we landed yet?

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 01:50 PM

I hope so, the limo has picked up some reprobates from the airport. Apparently they're demanding lager and tapas.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 01:52 PM

Great stuff, weather better than England too

peagle

20-09-2009, 02:07 PM

Guys, had a bit of a rugby incident in my game that evening so can;t really remember what happened in our game yesterday. Can anyone refresh my memory?

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 02:08 PM

Guys, had a bit of a rugby incident in my game that evening so can;t really remember what happened in our game yesterday. Can anyone refresh my memory?

You were great and offered to wash the kit.

peagle

20-09-2009, 02:10 PM

Doesn't sound like me :(

little al

20-09-2009, 02:12 PM

Doesn't sound like me :(

The great bit. Agreed.

peagle

20-09-2009, 02:13 PM

The great bit. Agreed.
Ouch!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 02:54 PM

Anyone want a copy of the In-flight movie i took of the female stewardesses?! ;)

pauldrulez

20-09-2009, 03:01 PM

:hi: I do.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 03:04 PM

Cracking to watch it is.

Not a long film though im afraid, apparently the stewardesses have a private function arranged by the Chairman and Manager this afternoon......

pauldrulez

20-09-2009, 03:23 PM

I think you mean stewards in their case.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 03:24 PM

No comment....

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 03:25 PM

There's that whiny noise again. I'll have to get the sprinklers on the pool checked.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 04:16 PM

Boss, can we find out where Man U got their stopwatch from that they give to the ref? We could do with one of those!

mrgins

20-09-2009, 05:16 PM

So my coaching paid off! Do I get a raise? Pete, I'm still waiting for the plane to land in vermont, is it late?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 05:17 PM

Oops, we forgot to pick up the coach......

Maidstoned Eagle

20-09-2009, 05:22 PM

Oops, we forgot to pick up the coach......
No we didn't.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 05:29 PM

Must be too drunk to notice him them

mrgins

20-09-2009, 05:32 PM

No we didn't.
You'd better keep your eyes open around the field, my players are learning to kick the ball now and you're my "target" man

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 05:45 PM

We can kick the ball?!

mrgins

20-09-2009, 05:48 PM

We can kick the ball?!
well someone did!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 05:48 PM

Blimey, we're getting good then!

mrgins

20-09-2009, 05:52 PM

yeah. Scout will come sniffing around soon

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 05:54 PM

Scouts will be lucky to see more than about 3 players at the training ground to be honest

mrgins

20-09-2009, 05:56 PM

e9a

No no no, I mean boy scouts will be looking to do bob-a-jobs around the place

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 05:57 PM

Ah, i see. Might be worth trying to get them to wash the cars in the carpark while they're here

mrgins

20-09-2009, 06:00 PM

Well I don't think anyone's boots got dirty yesterday, except for the person that can kick the ball

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 06:04 PM

Maybe if we had proper nets for practice instead of using our kit bags as goal posts we'd kick the ball more as we wouldnt have to keep fetching the ball

jazman

20-09-2009, 06:18 PM

I have a rash. I'm caoting it in Sangria as that did the trick for me last night, maybe it'll just go away like my memory did ...

Bianca?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 06:19 PM

Im sure the rash was worth it boss...

mrgins

20-09-2009, 06:31 PM

I have a rash. I'm caoting it in Sangria as that did the trick for me last night, maybe it'll just go away like my memory did ...

Bianca?
Maybe YOU could go away with it:p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 06:40 PM

Sorry if i missed the team meeting about this, but have the team got a nickname yet?

mrgins

20-09-2009, 06:43 PM

yes. The anchors...or something like that. I heard our supporters calling us that yesterday

jazman

20-09-2009, 06:45 PM

Even though we won with a goal off Babara's backside as she tripped over her boot laces? I'd have thought they'd have been pissing themselves like I was ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 06:45 PM

Ah yes, i did hear something like that.

Now you mention it, i wonder what they meant when they said "what a load of Rubles"?

Do we have a Russian owner or something?

mrgins

20-09-2009, 06:47 PM

no but I hear our celeb chairman likes a nip of vodka once a month

jazman

20-09-2009, 06:48 PM

I think he's common as muck, no Russian in him, or at least not that I am aware of ...