BBS Virtual Town FC [Archive] - Page 5

Barbara4003

20-09-2009, 06:50 PM

Do we have to go to training tomorrow? We don't have a game until Saturday, so surely so long as we go on Friday, that will be ok, won't it?

I can't be ar*ed to do all that running around with cones on my head.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 06:52 PM

I was gonna turn up for training tomorrow as i promised some of the lads i'd show them my movie i recorded of the young, stewardesses on the plane today ;)

pauldrulez

20-09-2009, 06:55 PM

There's that whiny noise again. I'll have to get the sprinklers on the pool checked.
You sure it's not your radio show?

(Oh, I went there. Said in a cheesy, bad American accent)

jazman

20-09-2009, 07:01 PM

Gentle training tomorrow to stretch the sore muscles .... I'll be on web cam again as I can't be arsed to travel back from teh Chairman's villa ....

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 07:02 PM

I can also do my stretching via web cam. Wont be the first time... ;)

pauldrulez

20-09-2009, 07:09 PM

I can also do my stretching via web cam. Wont be the first time... ;)
:lux:

During the Apprentice? ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 07:11 PM

:lux:

During the Apprentice? ;)

:p

jazman

20-09-2009, 07:11 PM

:lux:

During the Apprentice? ;)

Are you saying you jerk off to Sir Alan?

That is just sick and twisted .... :rolleyes: ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 07:18 PM

Will the coach be making an appearance at training tomorrow or will it just be me, Barbara, Little Al and perhaps one of two others again?

jazman

20-09-2009, 07:21 PM

He hasn't bothered to get off his arse in Vermont yet so why do you wthink tomorrow will be any different?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 07:22 PM

Thought it would be nice to actually have a training session with a coach present thats all!

Barbara4003

20-09-2009, 07:22 PM

Can you do me a favour in the morning CPFCCO?

Takes me a bit longer to sort my hair out so can you pick me up a Maccy D breakfast on your way in to training, please?

I'll have the American one - bacon, sausage, pancakes and maple syrup please.

Ta very much :p

pauldrulez

20-09-2009, 07:22 PM

Are you saying you jerk off to Sir Alan?

That is just sick and twisted .... :rolleyes: ;)
:D

sexyrazor

20-09-2009, 07:24 PM

Sir Alan :love:

jazman

20-09-2009, 07:25 PM

Barbara4003

20-09-2009, 07:26 PM

Just 'coz you scored with you arse you don't have to try and make it any bigger!!

How rude!!!

At least I scored. More than that lanky idiot you spent the night with the other night.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 07:27 PM

Barbara4003

20-09-2009, 07:28 PM

And what makes you think i'll be in Maccy D's? :rolleyes:

I just thought you could detour to one on your way in :p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 07:29 PM

I just thought you could detour to one on your way in :p

No need if im there already! ;)

jazman

20-09-2009, 07:31 PM

How rude!!!

At least I scored. More than that lanky idiot you spent the night with the other night.

Bianca was far better last night ... ;)

She could do everything you asked .. even cleaned and pressed my trousers ...

Barbara4003

20-09-2009, 07:32 PM

Bianca was far better last night ... ;)

She could do everything you asked .. even cleaned and pressed my trousers ...

Bet she nicked your wallet. And your watch.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 07:33 PM

Probably still worth it though, she's got great rep that Bianca

jazman

20-09-2009, 07:41 PM

Bet she nicked your wallet. And your watch.

Nop, but I have a rash ....

Barbara4003

20-09-2009, 07:43 PM

Nop, but I have a rash ....

Eeewww!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 07:43 PM

Nop, but I have a rash ....

It clears up in a couple of days dont you worry. Try not to scratch it though

jazman

20-09-2009, 07:44 PM

It clears up in a couple of days dont you worry. Try not to scratch it though

She'll be round soon to take the swelling down .. ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 07:45 PM

Or make the swelling bigger...

jazman

20-09-2009, 07:48 PM

It'll go down at some stage ... as soon as these club sponser freebies wear off

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 08:09 PM

Im gonna have to hide my club sponser freebies. I think im addicted

jazman

20-09-2009, 08:09 PM

You and me both fella ... but I was up all night last night ... ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 08:10 PM

Ive been stiff all day...

jazman

20-09-2009, 08:14 PM

You need an ice bath .... but don't add any scotch this time ... ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 08:15 PM

Could do with Bianca giving me another one of those special massages

jazman

20-09-2009, 08:23 PM

She gets around a bit I know ... she as all ove rthe Chairman until I arrived.. ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-09-2009, 08:27 PM

Im not fussed where she's been to be honest ;)

jazman

20-09-2009, 08:37 PM

You can't be but I think she shaves ...

mrgins

20-09-2009, 08:40 PM

He hasn't bothered to get off his arse in Vermont yet so why do you wthink tomorrow will be any different?
I use the telepathic method of coaching

jazman

20-09-2009, 08:43 PM

We're a right bunch aren't we ...

pauldrulez

20-09-2009, 08:43 PM

You can't be but I think she shaves ...
Damn, you caught me.

Sorry CPCFCO. You caught me in my other job.

I hope that your rash clears up soon.

:D

jazman

20-09-2009, 08:46 PM

That wasn't you Paul, she had a Jets tattoo on her arse ...

peagle

20-09-2009, 08:48 PM

Guys, after my performance on Saturday, Man U have been trying to get me to sign a youth contract with them and have gone behind the chairman and manager's back to try and meet with me. I'd just like to reaffirm my desire to stay at the club and would like to alert you all to the present situation. I have by no means been distracted by this and I will be continuing as if nothing ever happened. That is the end of the matter as far as I'm concerned.

jazman

20-09-2009, 08:50 PM

I think the chairman should report them to the FA .. with any luck they will end all of their matches on 90 minutes in future ...

pauldrulez

20-09-2009, 08:51 PM

That wasn't you Paul, she had a Jets tattoo on her arse ...
As you were then.

pauldrulez

20-09-2009, 08:51 PM

mrgins

20-09-2009, 10:47 PM

I will be continuing as if nothing ever happened.
Then you're perfect for this club:p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-09-2009, 07:29 AM

1f63

Morning all. Usual training this morning? Handful of half-drunk players staggering late to practice. Coach not physically present, manager slurs his words over the web cam and still no tea and cake?

Maidstoned Eagle

21-09-2009, 07:38 AM

I´m at the bakers, what do you want?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-09-2009, 07:41 AM

Good morning to you. Anything with lots of icing please!

Maidstoned Eagle

21-09-2009, 07:41 AM

OK.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-09-2009, 07:42 AM

I was gonna pop to Maccy D's later but i'll have the cakes first.

If enough turn up for training, i'll go and get some McDonalds Breakfasts

jazman

21-09-2009, 07:46 AM

Right, training today is taking a leaf out of the cricketers ... we are playing cricket just as they play football ... Let's hope enough turn up to have a bowler, batter and wicket keeper

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-09-2009, 07:48 AM

Ooh, i like the sound of that. Well, so far only i am physically at the ground so i'll go and polish the balls

jazman

21-09-2009, 07:55 AM

Actually, scrap that, I'm in a foul mood after watching the Cowboys lose so 2- laps of the pitch to run of that McD breakfast you all seem to be eating ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-09-2009, 07:56 AM

:(

Why do i bother turning up for training then

jazman

21-09-2009, 08:07 AM

Doesn't start until 10

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-09-2009, 08:08 AM

Plenty of time for Maccy D's then! :p

jazman

21-09-2009, 08:13 AM

But the 20 laps shoul dbe done by 10:15

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-09-2009, 08:16 AM

I have an hour

jazman

21-09-2009, 08:19 AM

Unless you want to start early ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-09-2009, 08:29 AM

In the queue at Maccy D's, anyone want anything?

Maidstoned Eagle

21-09-2009, 08:32 AM

Sausage and eggmc Muffin, Big breakfast and a hot chocolate. ta.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-09-2009, 08:38 AM

On its way matey

jazman

21-09-2009, 09:05 AM

I'm okay thanks, just sent Bianca out for another supply of Sangria ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-09-2009, 09:06 AM

Got back from Maccy D's, ate my brekkie, done my 20 laps and now off to bed for a bit

jazman

21-09-2009, 09:29 AM

Looks like you're the only one ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-09-2009, 09:31 AM

No-one else has turned up yet. Ive waited here 2 hours for someone else to turn up but not even Barbara has turned up this morning.

Off home gaffa :hi:

jazman

21-09-2009, 10:20 AM

What do I care ... I'm sunning myself right now ... I think the Chairman is back in the country as there was an 'incident' at his bar at the weekend ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-09-2009, 10:24 AM

Tucked up in bed now and have ordered a little something from Bianca and her friends...

jazman

21-09-2009, 11:22 AM

She's a one man kinda girl now ... :p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-09-2009, 11:51 AM

Her friends arent :p

jazman

21-09-2009, 01:08 PM

I know ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-09-2009, 01:10 PM

Great find they were.

mrgins

21-09-2009, 06:27 PM

jazman

21-09-2009, 07:50 PM

Today we're going to do boxing. Tomorrow we'll have the defenders do ballet, so bring your tutus, while the strikers will meditate, bring your tie die mats. Losing boxers must try not to scream in pain as it will upset the meditators. Enjoy....

The boxing is a great idea, the best you have had yet .... actually, the first come to think of it .. but seeing as I'm a defender I don't like the ballet idea. Hold on, wait a minute .. I'm manager ... so exempt ... :p

As you were ...

peagle

21-09-2009, 07:59 PM

Actually, scrap that, I'm in a foul mood after watching the Cowboys lose so 2
LOL... that is all

Maidstoned Eagle

21-09-2009, 08:03 PM

2019

Champagne anyone?

jazman

21-09-2009, 08:08 PM

Champagne anyone?

By that I guess you sorted out the 'incident' at your bar at weekend?

mrgins

21-09-2009, 10:04 PM

I don't like the ballet idea. Hold on, wait a minute .. I'm manager ... so exempt ... :p

As you were ...
Nonsense. You're very light on your feet and I hear you have lovely legs

Barbara4003

21-09-2009, 10:18 PM

I've been offered a very lucrative deal by Chelsea.

So I'm off.

I'll never get to play, but I can put up with being paid £85,000 a week to warm the bench.

:hi:

mrgins

21-09-2009, 10:37 PM

Fine. Go ahead. I'm sure your ass will warm all of their bench and half the visiting team's too

PLEASE DON'T GOOOOOOOOOO :sob:

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-09-2009, 11:36 PM

Just getting ready to go out for the night. Don't wait up! ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-09-2009, 08:11 AM

Errrrr, my head hurts. Hope no-one else turns up for training coz i cant see me doing anything but holding a pack of frozen peas to my head....

Barbara4003

22-09-2009, 08:15 AM

You should come to Chelsea.

We don't bother with training. We just turn up, if we feel like it, on match day.

Maidstoned Eagle

22-09-2009, 08:18 AM

I´ve just been asked to join the board there.

Barbara4003

22-09-2009, 08:20 AM

You should. They light their cigarettes and cigars with £50 notes

Maidstoned Eagle

22-09-2009, 08:21 AM

Pah, I light mine with petrol.

Barbara4003

22-09-2009, 08:27 AM

They are more environmentally friendly at Chelsea.

They use £50 and diesel. Not petrol.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-09-2009, 08:28 AM

You should come to Chelsea.

We don't bother with training. We just turn up, if we feel like it, on match day.

Can i still have my Maccy D's if i sign for them?

Maidstoned Eagle

22-09-2009, 08:32 AM

They are more environmentally friendly at Chelsea.

They use £50 and diesel. Not petrol.

i am considerably richer.

Barbara4003

22-09-2009, 08:37 AM

i am considerably richer.

Did you say that in your best Birmingham accent?

CPFCCO : Yes, they buy them for you. They employ a boy whose job it is to do the Maccy D runs - 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-09-2009, 08:38 AM

Did you say that in your best Birmingham accent?

CPFCCO : Yes, they buy them for you. They employ a boy whose job it is to do the Maccy D runs - 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Wow!

Means i lose my job then! ;)

Barbara4003

22-09-2009, 08:39 AM

Wow!

Means i lose my job then! ;)

That's a good thing. Means you can spend more time wasting all that dosh they pay and doing photo shoots for the local rags :p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-09-2009, 08:40 AM

Im in! Where do i sign?!

Barbara4003

22-09-2009, 08:42 AM

Leave it to me. I'll have a chat with Carlo over lunch and get you in :p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-09-2009, 08:42 AM

Super. Dont you feel a little guilty about leaving this nice, local club?

And what about our contract?

Barbara4003

22-09-2009, 08:44 AM

I don't feel guilty at all. Half the team didn't bother turning up. The Manager and Chairman naffed off to Spain with some bint, and the Coach - well, we won't even go there.

Chelsea will sort our contracts out. Don't worry. They weren't worth the paper they were written on anyway. :D

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-09-2009, 08:47 AM

Sounds great. Can i keep my contract though, bit short of bog roll!

Barbara4003

22-09-2009, 08:48 AM

Of course.

Chelsea supply lovely toilet paper, by the way.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-09-2009, 08:49 AM

Is it scented?

Barbara4003

22-09-2009, 08:54 AM

Only in the home team toilets.

The away team get the unscented version.

They don't want everyone thinking they are a bunch of soft boys.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-09-2009, 08:55 AM

Glad to hear it. I kinda like scented soap too

jazman

22-09-2009, 11:13 AM

Well, what a scene .. Police all over the place at the airport this morning. Apparantly they were looking for our beloved chairman .. so I made hasty retreat .. managed to pick up a lift from a local truck stop. A very nice German chap named Hans is driving me back ... can someone pick me up from Dover?

mrgins

22-09-2009, 11:31 AM

Has the "nice" german truck driver asked if you're athletic, yet?

jazman

22-09-2009, 11:34 AM

Has the "nice" german truck driver asked if you're athletic, yet?

H edoesn't speak much English to be honest ... but he's good with his hands ...

SexualChocolate

22-09-2009, 04:21 PM

Just to let you know, Real Madrid have been in touch about joining them next summer. They're offering me £5m per week, plus all the whores i can handle.
I've just trademarked SC24, so i can earn off of that next year too.

I'll stay around til the end of the season though, putting in mediocre performances and having stroppy tantrums on the pitch. I'll also do the obigatory Sky interviews with myself, reaffirming my desire to stay here. My Sun interview will say that i love Jazman, and he's like a second dad to me, so i'll never go to join the putas.

However, come July 1st it's asta lavista hombres. :hi:

mrgins

22-09-2009, 04:35 PM

OK, how many are on the roster now?

SexualChocolate

22-09-2009, 04:50 PM

I am until June 30th 2010.

mrgins

22-09-2009, 04:51 PM

we could be in europe by then

SexualChocolate

22-09-2009, 05:01 PM

Face?

Bothered?

jazman

22-09-2009, 06:28 PM

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-09-2009, 07:06 PM

Im still here at the mo. Barbara's supposed to set me up at Chelsea but im not gonna hold my breath

Barbara4003

22-09-2009, 07:17 PM

Im still here at the mo. Barbara's supposed to set me up at Chelsea but im not gonna hold my breath

I had lunch with Carlo today, and your contract is being printed off in the morning.

He'll ring you some time tomorrow :p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-09-2009, 07:19 PM

I had lunch with Carlo today, and your contract is being printed off in the morning.

He'll ring you some time tomorrow :p

Coolio :p

jazman

22-09-2009, 07:22 PM

:hi: I'm in Dover. Who said they would pick me up?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-09-2009, 07:23 PM

Err, did anyone?!

jazman

22-09-2009, 07:30 PM

No idea, I assumed someone would have volunteered to pick up their boss who picks the team each week ...

Oh well, I'll thumb a lift again ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-09-2009, 07:36 PM

Sorry Boss.

Barbara's been corrupting me with promises of European Glory, money and fast Women.

jazman

22-09-2009, 07:39 PM

Well she's no fast woman that's for sure ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-09-2009, 07:40 PM

Ahem......

jazman

22-09-2009, 07:47 PM

Nothing to do with her turning down my advances ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-09-2009, 08:31 PM

She turned you down too?!

Barbara4003

22-09-2009, 08:40 PM

My name's not Bianca.

Me and little Joe Cole have been getting on quite well.

Nice boy.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-09-2009, 10:18 PM

Nothing wrong with Bianca i can tell you...

mrgins

22-09-2009, 11:01 PM

No idea, I assumed someone would have volunteered to pick up their boss who picks the team each week ...

Oh well, I'll thumb a lift again ...
No prob, gaffer. I'll be right there

Maidstoned Eagle

23-09-2009, 05:50 AM

Blimey.......

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-09-2009, 07:19 AM

Did the Gaffa get picked up by a team member or by a randy, old trucker?

jazman

23-09-2009, 08:18 AM

Just got in .. had to walk. Thanks everyone ... I'm playing the youth team this weekend .. :rolleyes:

Maidstoned Eagle

23-09-2009, 08:18 AM

Errmmmm........................

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-09-2009, 08:19 AM

Do we have a youth team?!

jazman

23-09-2009, 08:25 AM

1fae

Yes, the head coach has been looking after them ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-09-2009, 08:34 AM

They wont be in a fit state for anything then

Maidstoned Eagle

23-09-2009, 08:36 AM

Tumtetum.......................................... ............

jazman

23-09-2009, 08:50 AM

Problem Chairman?

mrgins

23-09-2009, 11:11 AM

They wont be in a fit state for anything then
Oi! My youth team won yesterday! Their first win of the season.
Oops, I'm mixing up reality with virtualness:o

jazman

23-09-2009, 11:27 AM

Oi! My youth team won yesterday! Their first win of the season.
Oops, I'm mixing up reality with virtualness:o

Can they play on Saturday?

Maidstoned Eagle

23-09-2009, 11:36 AM

Problem Chairman?
Er...............................no.

jazman

23-09-2009, 11:42 AM

Er...............................no.

So what's with the non comment?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-09-2009, 05:34 PM

Seems there's not many players posting on here. Are they all busy training or more likely have they all left the club?!

mrgins

23-09-2009, 05:50 PM

How do I know? I'm just the head coach. I have a club warm up suit with my initials:p
I like to strut around and look important. Can someone take a pic of me next home game?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-09-2009, 06:30 PM

My Track Suit was second hand and has no initials on it :(

Barbara4003

23-09-2009, 06:39 PM

My Track Suit was second hand and has no initials on it :(

You'll get a nice tracksuit at Chelsea with your full name on it.

None of this initials sh*te.

:p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-09-2009, 06:43 PM

Super, is my contract ready yet?

Barbara4003

23-09-2009, 07:06 PM

Super, is my contract ready yet?

Did Carlo not ring you today?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-09-2009, 07:20 PM

I have been out all day, he should call my mobile

Barbara4003

23-09-2009, 07:21 PM

Oh oh.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-09-2009, 07:23 PM

Hope I haven't missed my chance

Barbara4003

23-09-2009, 08:00 PM

Hope I haven't missed my chance

I'll give him a ring after the game tonight.

I'm sitting on the bench at the moment.

Bit of a boring game to be honest.

I might get on for the last 10 minutes.

My mate Kalou scored but we need another goal really. So I suppose it'll have to be me that gets it :rolleyes:

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-09-2009, 08:52 PM

1-0 not really that great Barbara. Maybe you couldve done with supersub CPFCCO! ;)

Barbara4003

23-09-2009, 08:55 PM

1-0 not really that great Barbara. Maybe you couldve done with supersub CPFCCO! ;)

I'll get Carlo to give you a ring tomorrow. He's not overly happy at the moment.

jazman

23-09-2009, 09:00 PM

Stop tapping up our players. I'm reporting Chelski to the FA ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-09-2009, 09:01 PM

I'll get Carlo to give you a ring tomorrow. He's not overly happy at the moment.

Im sure he isnt, i'll change all that when i start :)

Barbara4003

23-09-2009, 09:13 PM

Stop tapping up our players. I'm reporting Chelski to the FA ...

No-one likes a snitch.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-09-2009, 09:16 PM

And you shouldnt hold back players who are destined for better things! ;)

Barbara4003

23-09-2009, 09:19 PM

And anyway, do you think the FA will take any action?

Haha - we have them in our pockets.

He who pays the Ferryman and all that ;)

mrgins

23-09-2009, 10:46 PM

Who's the Ferryman? He's not my replacement is he?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-09-2009, 06:34 AM

Today could be the day i get the call from Carlo!

Maidstoned Eagle

24-09-2009, 06:42 AM

How do I know? I'm just the head coach. I have a club warm up suit with my initials:p
I like to strut around and look important. Can someone take a pic of me next home game?
Mr Gins and his youth team.

http://www.moneymad.org/Previous/gary_glitter_paedo_paedophile.jpg

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-09-2009, 06:45 AM

They dont seem to enjoy training do they?

jazman

24-09-2009, 08:04 AM

1fc9

And anyway, do you think the FA will take any action?

Haha - we have them in our pockets.

He who pays the Ferryman and all that ;)

I think you should stop posting on this thread now that you are at Virtual Chelski ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-09-2009, 08:05 AM

Morning Boss :hi:

(You're still my boss at the mo, Chelski havent phoned me yet!)

jazman

24-09-2009, 08:15 AM

We have a transfer embargo on us so we can't sell or buy players I've just been told ... so that means that the transfer of Barbara is null and void ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-09-2009, 08:15 AM

So we have to keep her?! ;)

jazman

24-09-2009, 08:16 AM

She is going nowhere ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-09-2009, 08:20 AM

Oh dear!

Maidstoned Eagle

24-09-2009, 08:21 AM

We can loan her out can´t we?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-09-2009, 08:22 AM

Be quiet without her!

jazman

24-09-2009, 08:26 AM

I think it includes loans ...

That'll keep her quiet for a while .. ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-09-2009, 08:26 AM

Never mess with the gaffa huh?!

jazman

24-09-2009, 08:31 AM

I didn't install the embargo ...

Barbara4003

24-09-2009, 08:34 AM

Oh :(

Can I wear my Chelscum stuff for training though?

So I can pretend to be playing with multi-million pound talented players?

jazman

24-09-2009, 08:36 AM

You don't have to pretend ...

And only Viagra sponsered training gear can be worn ...

Barbara4003

24-09-2009, 08:38 AM

I refuse to wear the Viagra stuff.

I don't need artificial aids to do my keepy uppy's, thank you very much.

jazman

24-09-2009, 08:41 AM

Well find a better sponsorhip deal, until then it's Viagra all the way .. it's great stiff (for free!)

Barbara4003

24-09-2009, 08:48 AM

OK. I'll get in touch with the girls at Bodyform.

I'm sure I can clinch a deal with them :p

jazman

24-09-2009, 09:09 AM

Will be tough to get rid of the effects of Viagra though ;)

Barbara4003

24-09-2009, 09:10 AM

The amount you lot drink, I'd have thought the two cancelled each other out.

jazman

24-09-2009, 09:16 AM

Bianca didn't think so .. ;)

Barbara4003

24-09-2009, 09:17 AM

Bianca is a tart.

She's actually a man.

Bet you didn't know that, did you?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-09-2009, 09:26 AM

How dare you talk about Bianca like that!

jazman

24-09-2009, 09:39 AM

Bianca is a tart.

She's actually a man.

Bet you didn't know that, did you?

Trust me, she is not a man ... ;) That's just jealousy talking ...

Barbara4003

24-09-2009, 09:43 AM

How can you not see her Adams apple?

It sticks out a mile.

jazman

24-09-2009, 09:57 AM

When did you see her? :eek: Something you're not telling us?

Barbara4003

24-09-2009, 09:58 AM

I saw the DVD ;)

jazman

24-09-2009, 10:12 AM

If you were on that flight to Marbella you would have seen first hand that she is a woman ... :o

You are thinking of the DVD that CPFCCO made ...

mrgins

24-09-2009, 01:07 PM

OK. I'll get in touch with the girls at Bodyform.

That's ok, I'll get in "touch" with them:p

jazman

24-09-2009, 04:14 PM

That's ok, I'll get in "touch" with them:p

I thought that was women? Or is that you just coming out? :eek:

Barbara4003

24-09-2009, 04:33 PM

Right.

I've secured a 5 year sponsorship with Bodyform.

I've agreed that the team will sing the tag line from the Ad while doing the respect handshake.

Hope that's ok with everyone.

jazman

24-09-2009, 05:46 PM

I refuse. What am I going to do without my Viagra freebies?? What am I supposed to do with Bodyform damn it???

Chairman, step in here, she is only a player who has got far above her own station ...

Barbara4003

24-09-2009, 05:53 PM

What am I supposed to do with Viagra?

At least Bodyform is bodyformed for you :p

jazman

24-09-2009, 06:53 PM

You know I've been humming the bloody tune since you mentioned it .. .:D

Barbara4003

24-09-2009, 07:18 PM

You know I've been humming the bloody tune since you mentioned it .. .:D

:D

You just need to learn the words now.

peagle

24-09-2009, 07:20 PM

Guys, I have my first rugby game back this saturday at 2 so am unavailable for the game on Saturday.

jazman

24-09-2009, 08:00 PM

:D

You just need to learn the words now.

WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA, BODYFOOOOOORRRRMM, BBBODDYFOOOORRRRMMM FOR YOOOOOOUU!!!!

Barbara4003

24-09-2009, 08:01 PM

WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA, BODYFOOOOOORRRRMM, BBBODDYFOOOORRRRMMM FOR YOOOOOOUU!!!!

:lux:

jazman

24-09-2009, 08:02 PM

:sob:

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-09-2009, 09:04 PM

If you were on that flight to Marbella you would have seen first hand that she is a woman ... :o

You are thinking of the DVD that CPFCCO made ...

Hey, that DVD is quality matey!

Maidstoned Eagle

25-09-2009, 05:49 AM

Erm, I´ll,be unavailable for comment for the next few hours.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 07:14 AM

Good morning all. Any special training today before tomorrow's match?

Barbara4003

25-09-2009, 07:20 AM

No. Except for you. American style Maccy D breakfast for me please.

Off you go :D

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 07:21 AM

Ive already been and gone Barbara, didnt you get the memo?!

Barbara4003

25-09-2009, 07:23 AM

No I didn't :(

I'm off home then. Can't train on an empty stomach.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 07:25 AM

Oh dear, the club is falling apart, we cant even get memos sent to the team about important things as Maccy D's brekkie!

jazman

25-09-2009, 08:07 AM

WBA away tomorrow ... who's driving?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 08:09 AM

WBA away tomorrow ... who's driving?

I assume you dont want to drive the coach so you can drink?!

Maidstoned Eagle

25-09-2009, 08:16 AM

I´ll drive it.

jazman

25-09-2009, 08:23 AM

Can we afford a coach?

Maidstoned Eagle

25-09-2009, 08:24 AM

No, lets sack him.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 08:24 AM

Depends if we pay for it!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 08:24 AM

No, lets sack him.

Hasnt done much to be honest has he?!

jazman

25-09-2009, 08:31 AM

No, lets sack him.

:lux: I never thought I'd see the day ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 08:36 AM

The Youth team will be pleased not to fear training with the coach!

jazman

25-09-2009, 08:37 AM

He's never been here anyway since the club was formed ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 08:39 AM

Ive never seem him at training which is poor for a coach!

jazman

25-09-2009, 08:43 AM

We should bin the webcam ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 08:44 AM

Might save enough money for proper transport to away matches!

jazman

25-09-2009, 08:47 AM

Or are we going to meet there?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 08:51 AM

Dangerous to ley us loose in West Bromwich isnt it?

Maidstoned Eagle

25-09-2009, 08:52 AM

I got some VIP tickets, we´ll meet in the bar.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 08:55 AM

Top stuff

jazman

25-09-2009, 08:55 AM

Let's head up tonight

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 08:58 AM

Great idea, get some more rounds in

laurencn106

25-09-2009, 09:25 AM

I can't compete with Eagletties fine fare but I can cope with copious amounts of tea and coffee. I've got something special to slip into the drinks to keep everyone fired up.

Oh, and Barbara, could I come along with you and Pete? We can play yelling 'cycling scum' all the way there to get our vocal chords in fine tune

jazman

25-09-2009, 09:45 AM

Eaglettie has disapeared since she served up a monster feast at teh QPR game that was cancelled ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 09:48 AM

Which is worrying. Did anyone get food poisoning from that feast?

jazman

25-09-2009, 09:50 AM

I was locked in the changing rooms so I was no food ... Nathe has never been seen here since!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 09:51 AM

Figures...

jazman

25-09-2009, 10:37 AM

Maybe he ate the food

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 10:37 AM

It did look nice i must admit.

jazman

25-09-2009, 10:38 AM

On the day, but a week later?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 10:40 AM

A day later it looked dodgy!

jazman

25-09-2009, 10:58 AM

Ouch! Glad you said it ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 10:59 AM

Food is a very important aspect of a footballers life dont you know!

jazman

25-09-2009, 10:59 AM

Chicken and pasta which huge serving of chips on the side ... :p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 11:00 AM

Only bested by Maccy D's!

jazman

25-09-2009, 11:05 AM

I'm not a fan I must admit ...

Asagaya_Eagle

25-09-2009, 11:06 AM

Sorry - not looked recently, but have I been playing and how have I done?

jazman

25-09-2009, 11:07 AM

Wow, 50 pages of complete randomness ... :D

jazman

25-09-2009, 11:07 AM

Sorry - not looked recently, but have I been playing and how have I done?

Not bad against Derby, QPR called off .. I think I rated you a 6/10 in my fantasy stats ... :p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 11:08 AM

6/10 is pretty much the highest isnt it?! ;)

Asagaya_Eagle

25-09-2009, 11:09 AM

Not bad against Derby, QPR called off .. I think I rated you a 6/10 in my fantasy stats ... :p

Wow - cheers boss! Must be doing something right in training. Erm, keep up the good work! :p

jazman

25-09-2009, 11:16 AM

In actual fact no one is doing anything in training ...

It's been a long few weeks - we've only actually played one game right?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 11:19 AM

training has been non-existent of late. It all started so well but with no coach turning up to enforce any discipline, no-ones been turning up

jazman

25-09-2009, 11:23 AM

Well, I don't hold out much hope for the Brom away tomorrow

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 11:24 AM

You never know, the night our in Brummie tonight might give us the edge

SexualChocolate

25-09-2009, 11:25 AM

I've got a sore hamstring.

Can't play at the weekend i'm afraid.

I'm not risking my Galacticos move for West Brom away.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-09-2009, 11:28 AM

I've got a sore hamstring.

Can't play at the weekend i'm afraid.

I'm not risking my Galacticos move for West Brom away.

Still coming tonight with the lads for the pre-match piss up though yeah? :p

SexualChocolate

25-09-2009, 11:30 AM

Of course.

I've arranged for OK! Magazine to have a photographer outside Spearmint Rhino's capturing me coming out worse for wear.

Obviously i'll have a lapdancer on each arm. :p

jazman

25-09-2009, 11:30 AM

I've got a sore hamstring.

Can't play at the weekend i'm afraid.

I'm not risking my Galacticos move for West Brom away.

Primadonna ... :rolleyes:

jazman

25-09-2009, 11:31 AM

Of course.

I've arranged for OK! Magazine to have a photographer outside Spearmint Rhino's capturing me coming out worse for wear.

Obviously i'll have a lapdancer on each arm. :p

Aren't lapdancers meant for laps?