BBS Virtual Town FC [Archive] - Page 8

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-10-2009, 08:04 AM

At the training ground. No-else here yet though!

I'll ring round and see if anyone else is going to get there before the limo arrives. What time will the limo get here?

jazman

09-10-2009, 08:18 AM

No idea ... you may have to call a cab

Maidstoned Eagle

09-10-2009, 08:21 AM

Good, I hope it's a fry up
Ah, you want to eat?

jazman

09-10-2009, 08:32 AM

:eek:

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-10-2009, 08:55 AM

I could do with a nice fry up right now. Training's not very productive this morning when there's only me here!

jazman

09-10-2009, 09:05 AM

I've been working out on the beach this morning ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-10-2009, 09:06 AM

On your tan you mean?!

jazman

09-10-2009, 09:07 AM

Nope, I've been building up a good sweat

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-10-2009, 09:12 AM

Some nice chickies on the beach then?

jazman

09-10-2009, 09:19 AM

It's early yet .. more like a bunch of winos left over from the night before ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-10-2009, 09:21 AM

Well, ive done what i can on my own here. Not much point doing most of the training circuit when im on my own, have to keep fetching the ball as there's no-one to kick it back to me!

jazman

09-10-2009, 09:25 AM

The beach is a wonderful place to train, you should have come over last night ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-10-2009, 09:27 AM

I wasnt told!

Well, i'll see you there soon as the Limo's arrived and its all just for me!

SexualChocolate

09-10-2009, 11:40 AM

I've ripped my medial ligament in my knee, mucking around with pole dancers last night. I'm afraid i'm out for the rest of the season. I'll be moving to Real Puta in June too, so this is the last you'll see of me, your inspirational captain.

Hasta.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-10-2009, 11:46 AM

Arrived in Tenerife. No sign of the Manager or Chairman so far...

Sorry to hear your news Captain but sounds like you'll be resting somewhere nice!

mrgins

09-10-2009, 02:44 PM

I had no idea we had a captain, let alone an inspirational one.
Btw, I found jesus and so I'm exonerated from all crimes. Make sure the limo stops by vermont, ta:p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-10-2009, 02:49 PM

Found the gaffa being buried in the sand by the spanish female volleyball team. I wonder if the chairman is underfoot too somewhere...

jazman

09-10-2009, 03:30 PM

jazman

09-10-2009, 03:30 PM

I had no idea we had a captain, let alone an inspirational one.
Btw, I found jesus and so I'm exonerated from all crimes. Make sure the limo stops by vermont, ta:p

Wake up and smell the coffee!!!

jazman

09-10-2009, 03:31 PM

Found the gaffa being buried in the sand by the spanish female volleyball team. I wonder if the chairman is underfoot too somewhere...

Yeah, good one that was. A bit of a language barrier there. I thought they asked for something completely different ... thanks for bringing me some clothes.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-10-2009, 03:53 PM

No worries boss. Sorry though, i got plenty of stuff to upload to Youtube! :p

jazman

09-10-2009, 03:53 PM

They were perverted ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-10-2009, 03:59 PM

And you loved it! :p

jazman

09-10-2009, 04:03 PM

Is that what it looked like? :cool:

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-10-2009, 04:13 PM

There was alot of moaning and i think it was a 'safe' word i heard you use in the end!

Barbara4003

09-10-2009, 04:14 PM

I've been selected to play for England tomorrow.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-10-2009, 04:15 PM

Play for England at what?

Barbara4003

09-10-2009, 04:40 PM

Play for England at what?

Football, of course.

Wayne is well put out.

He's being dropped.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-10-2009, 04:54 PM

Wayne is well put out.

Well, with his looks he has to 'put out' whenever he's asked i guess!

jazman

09-10-2009, 07:48 PM

Have you grown some meat and two veg then Barbara???

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-10-2009, 07:49 PM

What a terrible thought!

jazman

09-10-2009, 07:51 PM

She has been away long enough to have had the 'change'

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-10-2009, 07:55 PM

Thats true. And she keeps mentioning locker rooms with lots of men...

jazman

09-10-2009, 08:12 PM

She must have chosen what size she wanted from looking at everyone else ... I'm sure she'd have gone for mine .. ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-10-2009, 09:54 PM

I wouldnt know, i havent been comparing like some people...

Barbara4003

09-10-2009, 10:00 PM

I most certainly do not have any meat or any veg about my person.

There's no rule about women not being allowed to play for England.

You're all just jealous that you didn't get the call up.

jazman

09-10-2009, 10:02 PM

I think there is

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-10-2009, 10:04 PM

I think you better check what 'position' they want you for Barbara, coz you wont be playing football in the men's team thats for sure

mrgins

09-10-2009, 10:11 PM

I most certainly do not have any meat or any veg about my person.

There's no rule about women not being allowed to play for England.

You're all just jealous that you didn't get the call up.
Ahem, it must have been the rigorous training that got you noticed. No need to thank me

mrgins

09-10-2009, 10:13 PM

I had no idea we had a captain, let alone an inspirational one.
Btw, I found jesus and so I'm exonerated from all crimes. Make sure the limo stops by vermont, ta:p
Damn! I just lost Jesus. Anyone seen jesus around here? He's my new assistant. Ugly hairy bloke, looks a bit like the chairman actually

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

10-10-2009, 06:43 AM

Damn! I just lost Jesus. Anyone seen jesus around here? He's my new assistant. Ugly hairy bloke, looks a bit like the chairman actually

Havent found the chairman yet either. Rescued the coach from the buried in the sand incident, but the chairman has yet to resurface...

jazman

10-10-2009, 08:29 AM

Oh what a night ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

10-10-2009, 08:32 AM

Singing Frankie Valli are we boss?!

mrgins

10-10-2009, 01:10 PM

Boss(sic)?

nathe

10-10-2009, 05:00 PM

Havent found the chairman yet either. Rescued the coach from the buried in the sand incident, but the chairman has yet to resurface...

It's ok. he's chained to the radiator next to mine

mrgins

10-10-2009, 08:53 PM

like a Saw III kind of thing?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

10-10-2009, 10:01 PM

Which one will cut off the others leg and eat it first?! We lose a player or the chairman. What a choice

mrgins

10-10-2009, 10:07 PM

Which one will cut off the others leg and eat it first?! We lose a player or the chairman. What a choice
No brainer for me!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

11-10-2009, 07:38 AM

Any news on our imprisoned team members?

nathe

11-10-2009, 09:03 AM

I haven't cut off the chairmans leg yet. They are fed up with the chairman and are prepared to give him back to you for free. However they want 10 million for my release

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

11-10-2009, 09:06 AM

1f72

Guess we'll take the chairman back than spend 10Mill. Sorry mate

nathe

11-10-2009, 09:09 AM

Guess we'll take the chairman back than spend 10Mill. Sorry mate

:sob: :sob: :sob:

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

11-10-2009, 09:11 AM

Not my decision though, im just a lowly sub-bench player.

Perhaps the manager will find a way to raise the cash for ya

nathe

11-10-2009, 09:14 AM

Not my decision though, im just a lowly sub-bench player.

Perhaps the manager will find a way to raise the cash for ya

It looks like i'm going to have to try and escape. All i have is a spoon, a tea towel and a candle. This might take some thought.

If i do escape shall i leave the chairman?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

11-10-2009, 09:28 AM

Macgyver could escape easily with that lot.

Doubt we'll miss the chairman too much if you left him there!

nathe

11-10-2009, 09:31 AM

Macgyver could escape easily with that lot.

Doubt we'll miss the chairman too much if you left him there!

And i bet the A team could make a tank that fired cabbages but unfortunately i was never a boy scout.

I will leave him behind then.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

11-10-2009, 09:32 AM

Good luck, I love it when a plan comes together!

nathe

11-10-2009, 09:42 AM

I've managed to get unchained from the radiator. I'm currently fleeing accross the desert on a grumpy camel.

I've left the chairman behind.

Maidstoned Eagle

11-10-2009, 10:19 AM

I'm worried about the apparent intake of mind altering drugs, some of our players are taking.

nathe

11-10-2009, 10:25 AM

I'm worried about the apparent intake of mind altering drugs, some of our players are taking.

Blame PK

Maidstoned Eagle

11-10-2009, 10:27 AM

Well I'm wondering how I am, allegedly, handcuffed to a radiator next to you.....whilst i am currently sat by my pool, drinking a rum punch and waiting for the BBQ to be fired up.

nathe

11-10-2009, 10:29 AM

Well I'm wondering how I am, allegedly, handcuffed to a radiator next to you.....whilst i am currently sat by my pool, drinking a rum punch and waiting for the BBQ to be fired up.

Are you sure it's not you on the mind altering substances? Anyway you are still chained to the radiator. I'm fleeing across the desert.

jazman

11-10-2009, 12:01 PM

I'm undercover Nathe so don't worry ;)

nathe

11-10-2009, 12:10 PM

Cool. Can you get me out of here.

jazman

11-10-2009, 12:16 PM

I'm the guy with the Great Yarmouth tea towel in his head ... best I could do at short notice, I hope they don't notice anthing ...

nathe

11-10-2009, 12:17 PM

I'm the guy with the Great Yarmouth tea towel in his head ... best I could do at short notice, I hope they don't notice anthing ...

:D

I think your cover is safe at the moment.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

11-10-2009, 01:29 PM

I used to race camels, so give me a shout if you need any advice Nathe

mrgins

11-10-2009, 03:11 PM

I've left the chairman's behind.

Was he grateful?

mrgins

11-10-2009, 03:12 PM

I'm worried about the apparent intake of mind altering drugs, some of our players are taking.
Our players have minds?

mrgins

11-10-2009, 03:13 PM

Well I'm wondering how I am, allegedly, handcuffed to a radiator next to you.....whilst i am currently sat by my pool, drinking a rum punch and waiting for the BBQ to be fired up.
If PK is chained up with you, that'll explain it:p

mrgins

11-10-2009, 03:15 PM

I'm undercover Nathe so don't worry ;)
Let me guess, you're the grumpy camel, and Nathe is...erm...well never mind:eek:

mrgins

11-10-2009, 03:15 PM

I used to race camels, so give me a shout if you need any advice Nathe
who won, you or the camels?

nathe

11-10-2009, 03:35 PM

I used to race camels, so give me a shout if you need any advice Nathe

How do you stop them?

mrgins

11-10-2009, 03:41 PM

get off and stand in front of them:p

mrgins

11-10-2009, 03:51 PM

How do you stop them?
plan B: Do the opposite of making it go...pull your finger out of its arse:p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

11-10-2009, 04:55 PM

I've never seen camels raced the way you seem to do it. I prefer the whip technique myself

nathe

11-10-2009, 04:56 PM

Mrgins likes whips as well

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

11-10-2009, 05:03 PM

1f4a

Don't wanna know how you know that...

jazman

11-10-2009, 05:27 PM

I'm so deep undercover it's unreal though ... they've made me tea boy

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

11-10-2009, 06:48 PM

I don't think you understand what they mean by 'tea boy'...

mrgins

11-10-2009, 08:48 PM

only one step above pee boy:eek:

mrgins

11-10-2009, 08:49 PM

Mrgins likes whips as well
I thought I told you I don't do that...anymore

jazman

11-10-2009, 09:00 PM

If it gets us Nathe back, I'm willing to do what it takes .. I hope he appreciates the efforts of his boss

mrgins

11-10-2009, 09:07 PM

bollox, you'd do it coz you like it!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

11-10-2009, 09:52 PM

Can we stop implying that the whole team is a bunch of nancy boys?!

Maidstoned Eagle

11-10-2009, 10:03 PM

It helps the "HEAD" coach with his recent incarceration.

mrgins

11-10-2009, 10:49 PM

I AM INNOCENT I tell you...INNOCENT!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

12-10-2009, 06:07 AM

How's the kidnapped doing today?

Maidstoned Eagle

12-10-2009, 06:09 AM

If you mean me, I'm fine. Breakfast by the pool and then off to the beach for some lunch.

nathe

12-10-2009, 06:56 AM

I'm so deep undercover it's unreal though ... they've made me tea boy

Coffee with 1 sugar please

nathe

12-10-2009, 06:57 AM

I'm lost in the desert

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

12-10-2009, 07:11 AM

Don't you have an iPhone with a compass? You could borrow mine, but I'd need to know where you are first!

mrgins

12-10-2009, 10:24 PM

I'm lost in the desert
well you shouldn't have gone there in the first place!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 06:12 AM

All gone quiet. Wonder where nathe and the chairman are now?

Maidstoned Eagle

13-10-2009, 06:25 AM

I'm here, just working through some stuff in the office.

nathe

13-10-2009, 07:01 AM

I don't know where i am

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 07:06 AM

Where ever you are nathe, you have a network connection so the chairman can use his gps tracker to find you

If he wants to that is!

Maidstoned Eagle

13-10-2009, 07:08 AM

Where ever you are nathe, you have a network connection so the chairman can use his gps tracker to find you

If he wants to that is!
It says he's in a cell.....right next to our ex HEAD coach....in fact they're so close the signals have merged!!!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 07:15 AM

Best not to think what that means!

nathe

13-10-2009, 07:20 AM

Nope i'm in the middle of a desert. Oooh wait there seems to be some tents in the distance

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 07:25 AM

Desert pikies mate. Don't go there...

nathe

13-10-2009, 07:29 AM

too late

jazman

13-10-2009, 07:45 AM

I have no idea what happened. I made tea for them and one of them went mental because I forgot the sugar. I was bound and gagged and found myself on the beach below the white cliffs of Dover ... Sorry Nathe, you're on your own.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 07:50 AM

Right guys, we have a game on Saturday so we need to collect all our team by then!

jazman

13-10-2009, 08:00 AM

Training starts now!!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 08:00 AM

Training starts now!!

With who? No-one but me is in the country!

jazman

13-10-2009, 08:12 AM

I'm here :hi:

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 08:13 AM

I was referring to the players, you'd expect the boss to be there.

So, we have a midfielder and a defender for training. Hmm, not looking good!

nathe

13-10-2009, 08:14 AM

I now know where the airport is. Just waiting for a taxi to pick me up and i should be back in blighty soon

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 08:15 AM

1fa1

Super! 3 players then.

nathe

13-10-2009, 08:16 AM

Can't we get some more ringers in?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 08:19 AM

Think we'll have to again. What happened to all those players that signed up on the first couple of pages of this thread?

nathe

13-10-2009, 08:20 AM

Didn't the chairman sack them all?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 08:24 AM

Probably. Or the Head Coach scared them off (or scarred them...)

jazman

13-10-2009, 08:26 AM

One to one training ... we'll be as sharp as knives come Saturday

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 08:27 AM

Well us 3 will be!

jazman

13-10-2009, 08:39 AM

We need to get back on it if we are to protect our unbeaten record

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 08:41 AM

Too right. Last round the pitch is a rotten egg!

jazman

13-10-2009, 08:43 AM

i'm on my 5th already

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 08:44 AM

i'm on my 5th already

What, Pint?

nathe

13-10-2009, 08:44 AM

I'm just stopping for a ciggie

jazman

13-10-2009, 08:46 AM

can't you see me in the clubhouse waving?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 08:47 AM

Im getting a rather good massage from the new masseuse 'Lola'. She's great...

nathe

13-10-2009, 08:47 AM

Im getting a rather good massage from the new masseuse 'Lola'. She's great...

Was she a show girl?

nathe

13-10-2009, 08:48 AM

Or does she walk like a man?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 08:49 AM

Who cares, her 'technique' feels great!

nathe

13-10-2009, 08:51 AM

I'm having a ciggie. You're having a hand job and Jaz man is pissed. Training is going well. We're gonna piss it on saturday

jazman

13-10-2009, 08:51 AM

:D I was going to ask the very same thing ...

jazman

13-10-2009, 08:52 AM

I'm having a ciggie. You're having a hand job and Jaz man is pissed. Training is going well. We're gonna piss it on saturday

But it's in Wales. I want us to arrive as late as possible, get changed on the coach, and straight back on after the final whistle. Don't want to be there for any longer than we have to be. There is a reason why there is a toll to get in and not to get out!

nathe

13-10-2009, 08:54 AM

But it's in Wales. I want us to arrive as late as possible, get changed on the coach, and straight back on after the final whistle. Don't want to be there for any longer than we have to be. There is a reason why there is a toll to get in and not to get out!

i won't be on the coach. I will be arriving by camel

jazman

13-10-2009, 09:01 AM

That's dangerous in Wales surely ...

nathe

13-10-2009, 09:40 AM

It's ok. I'm bringing my own security team

jazman

13-10-2009, 09:44 AM

I like your style Nathe ... will be some great publicity for the club ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 10:30 AM

The Welshies will be well impressed with the camel. They only know about Sheep

jazman

13-10-2009, 11:03 AM

And we all know what they do with sheep

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 12:44 PM

And Velcro wellies...

jazman

13-10-2009, 07:28 PM

Just don't bring them on Saturday ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-10-2009, 09:29 PM

Quickest stay in Wales possible please

mrgins

13-10-2009, 11:51 PM

Why can't I have a hand job too?
This ex head coach must have been awful. You guys are SOOOOO lucky to have me now:p

mrgins

13-10-2009, 11:52 PM

Who cares, her 'technique' feels great!
But can she explain the offside rule?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 06:02 AM

But can she explain the offside rule?

I don't have conversations with her. All I say to her is 'lower, yes there...'

Maidstoned Eagle

14-10-2009, 06:06 AM

I am planning to sacrifice a herd of sheep in the stadium car park.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 07:02 AM

Appropriate I think

Maidstoned Eagle

14-10-2009, 07:06 AM

Its to annoy the Welsh and to welcome our new youth team coach, he's Chief Akabulu Shaka Zulu from somewhere in Africa, he's a Witch Doctor too.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 07:10 AM

Fantastic! Welcome Zulu!

jazman

14-10-2009, 07:42 AM

This place gets weirder and weirder ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 07:46 AM

I didnt think it could get any weirder!

jazman

14-10-2009, 07:47 AM

What I thought

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 08:02 AM

Still, looking forward to seeing all those Welshies' faces when the Chairman performs his welcoming ritual!

Maidstoned Eagle

14-10-2009, 08:05 AM

http://www.haku.co.uk/b3ta/WitchDoctor280.jpg

VTFC's new coach got down to work straight away.

jazman

14-10-2009, 08:05 AM

Lets hope it doesn't change our fortunes ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 08:07 AM

Lola has given me a new lease of life now. If you havent experienced her 'all over massage' yet boss, you really should! :p

nathe

14-10-2009, 08:07 AM

I'm just about to go through the channel tunnell on my camel

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 08:08 AM

I bet that'll be a sight for everyone else nathe! :D

Maidstoned Eagle

14-10-2009, 08:08 AM

I'm just about to go through the channel tunnell on my camel
Couldn't you get your willy out of it?

nathe

14-10-2009, 08:11 AM

I wouldn't put my willy in it. It would get the hump.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 08:12 AM

Probably spit it out too

Maidstoned Eagle

14-10-2009, 08:13 AM

I wouldn't put my willy in it. It would get the hump.

Something you'd only know if you'd tried it.

nathe

14-10-2009, 08:15 AM

I've heard stories about lonely people in the desert and what they get up to with their goats, donkeys and camels.

jazman

14-10-2009, 08:15 AM

They like to spit don't they?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 08:16 AM

Aggressive little buggers they can be

nathe

14-10-2009, 08:17 AM

Maybe we should have one as our holding midfielder

jazman

14-10-2009, 08:18 AM

Will we get a shirt on it?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 08:18 AM

Great plan, can we get away with it?

jazman

14-10-2009, 08:19 AM

May need to get one custom made

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 08:19 AM

Doubt anyone will notice

nathe

14-10-2009, 08:20 AM

Great plan, can we get away with it?

Iain Dowie played football and he didn't look human

nathe

14-10-2009, 08:21 AM

Will we get a shirt on it?

We can just paint it red and blue

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 08:25 AM

Nothing will get past that beast! It'll be like an effective Razor Ruddock!

nathe

14-10-2009, 08:27 AM

I've got a good feeling about Saturday. It all seems to be coming together.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 08:33 AM

Bring on the Bluebirds!

jazman

14-10-2009, 09:12 AM

But camels are notorious for wanding and going missing

nathe

14-10-2009, 09:14 AM

But he can run all day and doesn't dehydrate. I'm sure we can train him. He's quite intelligent

jazman

14-10-2009, 09:19 AM

Can we afford to keep him though. The chairman may object to the wages.

nathe

14-10-2009, 09:24 AM

A bucket of water every week and he can eat the grass on the pitch at Selhurst and keep it nice and trim. The chairman can then get rid of the groundsman and save some money.

jazman

14-10-2009, 09:28 AM

1f96

Nice thinking ...

m_reid

14-10-2009, 09:39 AM

A horse could do that job and probably twice as quick.

plus i dont think kids should be seeing camel toes

nathe

14-10-2009, 09:42 AM

But can a horse play the holding midfield role?

m_reid

14-10-2009, 09:53 AM

hmm good point, maybe he could take matt lawrence's role, horses myt be good at hoof'ing it

jazman

14-10-2009, 10:02 AM

Would a horse have the same skill as a camel?

nathe

14-10-2009, 10:04 AM

Start with the camel, his name is colin btw, and have the horse as a sub.

jazman

14-10-2009, 10:16 AM

Shergar?

nathe

14-10-2009, 10:17 AM

Well seeing as most of the original team have disappeared i'm sure Lord Lucan would get in the team as well

m_reid

14-10-2009, 10:31 AM

Would a horse have the same skill as a camel?

well they can jump well

nathe

14-10-2009, 10:33 AM

Could be useful at set pieces

jazman

14-10-2009, 10:50 AM

It's starting to take the shape of a zoo team ...

nathe

14-10-2009, 10:52 AM

It's starting to take the shape of a zoo team ...

I'm not surprised looking at our chairman and coach

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 11:04 AM

I did hear the opposition the other week call us 'a bunch of monkey's'!

jazman

14-10-2009, 11:06 AM

That was probably down to the bananas we were eating ... I think there was some sort of Fair Trade gig going on organised by the Chairman ...

nathe

14-10-2009, 11:06 AM

I thought he robbed them from Tescos

jazman

14-10-2009, 11:10 AM

Maybe thats the truth ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 11:11 AM

More like he got them from Sainsburys isnt it?!

jazman

14-10-2009, 11:15 AM

He's probably got a Banana boat somewhere ...

nathe

14-10-2009, 11:15 AM

I would have thought Lidl's was the most likely

jazman

14-10-2009, 11:20 AM

Or he's been on Farmville of FB

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 12:38 PM

Facebook would be a great sponsor to have

nathe

14-10-2009, 12:40 PM

i'm afraid the Camel won't be able to play on saturday. he has hurt his toe.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 12:55 PM

Maidstoned Eagle

14-10-2009, 02:23 PM

It's starting to take the shape of a zoo team ...

Well, I can see Nathe.

http://ichabodisitchy.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/34bed.jpg

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 02:37 PM

See the Camel isnt in that pic

Maidstoned Eagle

14-10-2009, 02:54 PM

See the Camel isnt in that pic

I can't allow a players girlfriend to play in the team.

jazman

14-10-2009, 03:39 PM

Ouch! There is no news on whether they made it through the Camel Tunnel earlier ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 04:14 PM

Last i heard nathe said that he had back ache...

jazman

14-10-2009, 07:51 PM

I'd have thought it was the camel with the bad back

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 07:53 PM

Been a long time in that tunnel...

jazman

14-10-2009, 08:16 PM

He's a pervert

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-10-2009, 08:18 PM

The camel or nathe...

mrgins

15-10-2009, 12:56 AM

I'm not surprised looking at our chairman and coach
Oi! I'm beginning to get quite upset with you!

mrgins

15-10-2009, 12:58 AM

I can't allow a players girlfriend to play in the team.
Can you allow the team to play in the player's gf?

Maidstoned Eagle

15-10-2009, 06:06 AM

Can you allow the team to play in the player's gf?

You wouldn't be interested, she's over 13.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-10-2009, 07:04 AM

No reports of congestion on the channel tunnel this morning, so where's nathe?

jazman

15-10-2009, 07:42 AM

You wouldn't be interested, she's over 13.

:o

I think I saw him on Cops last night ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-10-2009, 08:47 AM

How he's not locked away by now i just dont know...

jazman

15-10-2009, 08:52 AM

Seems a slippery sucker

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-10-2009, 08:52 AM

I wouldnt know...

jazman

15-10-2009, 08:53 AM

Ummmmm

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-10-2009, 10:49 AM

Mouth full boss? ;)

jazman

15-10-2009, 11:01 AM

Yuck!!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-10-2009, 11:07 AM

You swallow then

jazman

15-10-2009, 11:10 AM

I feel faint

mrgins

15-10-2009, 11:26 AM

You wouldn't be interested, she's over 13.
well dress her up in a schoolgirl's uniform

jazman

15-10-2009, 11:30 AM

If that's not proof I don't know what is ...

mrgins

15-10-2009, 11:32 AM

Seems a slippery sucker
I told you I don't do that...anymore:o

jazman

15-10-2009, 11:36 AM

Since the Met got on your case?

mrgins

15-10-2009, 11:41 AM

I think we should have live commentary for our games. Anyone say their R's funny?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-10-2009, 12:34 PM

Live Commentary would be ok as long as you couldnt hear what the players are saying on the pitch...

jazman

15-10-2009, 01:21 PM

And animals .. ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-10-2009, 02:01 PM

The animals speak?! :eek:

jazman

15-10-2009, 02:05 PM

Personally, I think that it could be a mistake playing the horse and camel ...

Maidstoned Eagle

15-10-2009, 02:07 PM

Be in the Cardiff Car Park for 12 on Saturday, we need to let Zulu start the ceremony before all the Taffs and Nathe start trying to bum the sheep.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-10-2009, 02:12 PM

12? I dont want to be in Wales that long!

Maidstoned Eagle

15-10-2009, 02:22 PM

12? I dont want to be in Wales that long!
Trust me, after the sacrifices we won't be. :D

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-10-2009, 02:27 PM

Slaughter you mean!

jazman

15-10-2009, 02:32 PM

Can we make it earlier. I really don't want to be bummed.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-10-2009, 02:35 PM

Good point actually. I value my exit.

jazman

15-10-2009, 02:40 PM

I'm sure the sheep do as well but they don't get a chance ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-10-2009, 02:42 PM

I think the 'Baa' noises spurs them on

jazman

15-10-2009, 02:46 PM

Just don't go dressed as a sheep

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-10-2009, 02:49 PM

Or bend over for anything

jazman

15-10-2009, 02:53 PM

Can't do anything ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-10-2009, 02:54 PM

But pray...

jazman

15-10-2009, 02:59 PM

Pray ... we got to pray just to make it today .. we got to PRAY!!!!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-10-2009, 03:00 PM

That better not be MC Hammer...

nathe

15-10-2009, 03:12 PM

I've just made it to the welsh border.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-10-2009, 03:13 PM

Still on Camel back?

jazman

15-10-2009, 03:13 PM

We should all wear his trousers, it will be harder for them to molest us then ...

nathe

15-10-2009, 03:14 PM

435

The camel didn't make it through. He forgot his passport

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-10-2009, 03:16 PM

You need a passport now to go from England to Wales?

nathe

15-10-2009, 03:18 PM

You need a passport now to go from England to Wales?

:D

I meant he didn't get through the tunnel. He's currently at Calais trying to hide on a lorry so he can get over.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-10-2009, 03:20 PM

Once he's in the tunnel, he'll get through the English security no problem