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jazman
15-10-2009, 03:22 PM
He's got a passport? :eek:
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
15-10-2009, 03:26 PM
Good point too to point out. They'll give a passport to anything these days!
jazman
15-10-2009, 03:28 PM
But a camel?? What is world coming to???
And with that we make 2000 posts on this thread .. :eek:
nathe
15-10-2009, 03:29 PM
How come this thread is still here? I thought it would have been moved into CCG
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
15-10-2009, 03:30 PM
How has this thread got that many?! :D
nathe
15-10-2009, 03:32 PM
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CPFC Cheerleader Observer
15-10-2009, 03:37 PM
Oh dear, ive posted THAT much on here?! :eek:
nathe
15-10-2009, 03:38 PM
You and Jaz have posted nearly 1000 times between you :eek:
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
15-10-2009, 03:40 PM
Must stop then.
Drat! There's another!
jazman
15-10-2009, 03:54 PM
I have an excuse. It is my thread ... Don't know what excuse Russ has .... :D
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
15-10-2009, 03:55 PM
I have an excuse. It is my thread ... Don't know what excuse Russ has .... :D
Erm, err....... Can i blame the Ex HEAD coach?!
jazman
15-10-2009, 03:56 PM
He has a lot to answer for, but surely that is one too many ... :D
And about time this went to CCG :p MODS??
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
15-10-2009, 03:58 PM
Fair enough. Im just sad then! :p
jazman
15-10-2009, 04:01 PM
MODS??? Take this man away ... ;)
nathe
15-10-2009, 04:02 PM
I blame Mrgins
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
15-10-2009, 04:03 PM
1f88
I blame Mrgins
Thankyou! :)
jazman
15-10-2009, 05:13 PM
Yes, all his fault
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
15-10-2009, 05:14 PM
He'll be on here later throwing his weight around no doubt. We all know he's to blame!
mrgins
15-10-2009, 11:55 PM
He'll be on here later throwing his weight around no doubt. We all know he's to blame!
Damn right you ****heads! If it wasn't for my methods we'd be in the sunday pub league instead of knocking on the prem door, but does anyone say thanks? NOOOOOOOO! All I get is innuendoes about my taste in youthful women. Well I don't even like youthful women so ner.
Oh wait, maybe thats not what I meant. Ok ,as you were:o
Maidstoned Eagle
16-10-2009, 06:14 AM
Damn right you ****heads! If it wasn't for my methods we'd be in the sunday pub league instead of knocking on the prem door, but does anyone say thanks? NOOOOOOOO! All I get is innuendoes about my taste in youthful women. Well I don't even like youthful women so ner.
Oh wait, maybe thats not what I meant. Ok ,as you were:o
If I'd have known about how succesful your methods were I'd have tried to get Gary glitter and Michael Jackson onto the training staff.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 07:06 AM
And everyone thought I'd be the danger with my membername! :D
jazman
16-10-2009, 07:44 AM
Thank you Mr Chaiman :p
Maidstoned Eagle
16-10-2009, 07:45 AM
Thank you Mr Chaiman :p
For what, Mr Manager?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 07:46 AM
Id rather not know why he's thanking you...
jazman
16-10-2009, 07:48 AM
I hear that the coach has finally been traced by the Met and they are flying out to Vermont as I speak ... :lux:
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 07:50 AM
It was only a matter of time...
jazman
16-10-2009, 07:51 AM
We only hope that they know he has a cellar ...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 07:52 AM
And that they dont fall for any of his tricks to end up stuck down there
jazman
16-10-2009, 07:53 AM
Exactly
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 07:54 AM
Many a good man and women has fallen to his master trickery
mrgins
16-10-2009, 11:35 AM
Hi guys! You'll never believe what happened just now. Five men dressed as policemen knocked on my door and tried to attack me. Luckily my three killer cats cornered them and I was able to push them in the cellar. They looked like real police too. I think I should move to england, it might be safer
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 12:40 PM
Oh dear, more have fallen to their fate in the cellar...
nathe
16-10-2009, 12:42 PM
Afternoon chaps. I hope everyone is in tip top condition for tomorrow
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 12:43 PM
Couldnt be more chipper!
jazman
16-10-2009, 12:43 PM
Yep, I feel as fit as Usain Bolt ... and I'll need a quick pair of heels to escape from Wales after the game too ...
I think I have finalised the team sheet for tomorrow ...
nathe
16-10-2009, 12:46 PM
I'm firing on all cylinders
Who is in the team?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 12:47 PM
Shame that Camel didnt make it for our holding Midfield role
jazman
16-10-2009, 12:47 PM
Can you get the camel to bring his keeper gloves?
jazman
16-10-2009, 12:47 PM
Shame that Camel didnt make it for our holding Midfield role
What? He hasn't made it?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 12:48 PM
Can you get the camel to bring his keeper gloves?
Great idea.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 12:48 PM
What? He hasn't made it?
Unless he found his passport...
jazman
16-10-2009, 12:49 PM
Plan is to put him goal ... to fill the goal .. so he probably won't need gloves
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 12:49 PM
I reckon it'll work. The Welshies wont notice
nathe
16-10-2009, 12:49 PM
It's ok he sneaked into the country on the back of a lorry. He will be at the game
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 12:50 PM
Fantastic news!
nathe
16-10-2009, 12:51 PM
1f9c
And his toe no longer hurts
jazman
16-10-2009, 12:52 PM
The Welsh will be more intersted in trying to bum him anyway ...
jazman
16-10-2009, 12:52 PM
And his toe no longer hurts
:D :o
nathe
16-10-2009, 12:53 PM
So when are you going to announce the team?
jazman
16-10-2009, 01:04 PM
On the coach on the way to the game ...
nathe
16-10-2009, 01:05 PM
Me and the camel won't be on the coach
jazman
16-10-2009, 01:22 PM
It will be just me, Russ and the ringers then ...
nathe
16-10-2009, 01:24 PM
What about the chairman?
jazman
16-10-2009, 01:25 PM
He'll probably watch the live feed from his villa in Benidorm ...
nathe
16-10-2009, 01:26 PM
Lazy git
jazman
16-10-2009, 01:51 PM
Careful, he owns your contract
nathe
16-10-2009, 01:53 PM
And i suppose he does have a history of sacking people
jazman
16-10-2009, 02:03 PM
And if you want your camel to earn a contract ...
nathe
16-10-2009, 02:04 PM
Well the camel will save him money. It's a good deal for the club.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 02:32 PM
Cant wait for the match and Zulu's pre-match display!
jazman
16-10-2009, 02:41 PM
And goals hopefully ..
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 03:44 PM
Im well up for it and I'll be banging them in from all angles!
(Goals that is!)
jazman
16-10-2009, 04:04 PM
I thought you turned welsh for a second there
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 04:07 PM
Hey! How dare you call me that!
jazman
16-10-2009, 04:08 PM
See you at the ground tomorrow .. I've managed to hitch a ride with the Chairman in his helicopter ... I'll be parachuting onto the pitch so the less Welsh ground I have to touch the better ...
nathe
16-10-2009, 04:09 PM
I'm at the ground now with the camel.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 04:12 PM
Im driving the team coach then with only me in it!
jazman
16-10-2009, 05:41 PM
How's his toe?
Barbara4003
16-10-2009, 05:43 PM
Am I needed tomorrow?
I'm a bit tired and don't want to bother turning up if I'm not playing.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 05:59 PM
Am I needed tomorrow?
I'm a bit tired and don't want to bother turning up if I'm not playing.
So you still want to play for us then?
Barbara4003
16-10-2009, 06:00 PM
So you still want to play for us then?
Well, I've got nowt else to do tomorrow, so may as well have a kick about.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 06:01 PM
Thats the positive spirit!
Barbara4003
16-10-2009, 06:01 PM
I can take Chopra out, if you like.
As in hack him down.
Not go for drinkies with him.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 06:02 PM
I think thats all we need to do to stop them to be honest!
Barbara4003
16-10-2009, 06:04 PM
OK. That'll be my job tomorrow then.
Oh, and I'll get a couple of goals, too.
Need my goal bonus :p
jazman
16-10-2009, 06:06 PM
Welcome back onboard Barbara ...one less ringer to rely upon ....
Barbara4003
16-10-2009, 06:09 PM
Sorry, Gaffer.
I got caught up with the whole England thing.
jazman
16-10-2009, 06:10 PM
I see you didn't play. What did I tell you?
Barbara4003
16-10-2009, 06:15 PM
I see you didn't play. What did I tell you?
They were begging me to play but I said 'I'm only playing if Dave starts and if he shaves that beard off'.
Neither happened, so I didn't play.
Simples.
jazman
16-10-2009, 07:07 PM
20a5
Nothing to do with nothing between your legs then ... ;)
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2009, 07:13 PM
Bet Barbara tried to get in the communal bath with Becks and the lads
mrgins
17-10-2009, 02:54 AM
On the coach on the way to the game ...
Oi! Get orff!!
mrgins
17-10-2009, 02:55 AM
Im driving the team coach then with only me in it!
you're driving the team coach around the bend!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
17-10-2009, 07:05 AM
Currently stopped on a Motorway service station on the M4 on my way to Cardiff. Should be there for well in time for the pre-match sacrifices!
mrgins
17-10-2009, 01:56 PM
OK, I'm on my way but I just have a quick question. Wales is that village to the right of Scotland, yeah?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
17-10-2009, 01:58 PM
What a great pre-match sacrifice! :D
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
17-10-2009, 01:58 PM
OK, I'm on my way but I just have a quick question. Wales is that village to the right of Scotland, yeah?
Err, No.
mrgins
17-10-2009, 04:11 PM
oh...crap
Barbara4003
17-10-2009, 04:21 PM
Nothing to do with nothing between your legs then ... ;)
:eek:
I beg your pardon??
I'm shocked!
mrgins
17-10-2009, 04:31 PM
whats between your legs now, Barbie?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
17-10-2009, 04:45 PM
Great game today chaps.
Well done to our defensive Midfielder who looked just like a camel...
mrgins
17-10-2009, 07:52 PM
he got the hump with their striker
jazman
17-10-2009, 09:42 PM
Great result lads. So pleased my tactics worked. Putting the camel in the goal was genius. And great pressure for the goal Nathe, telling that idiot Hudson that his wife looked like our goalie was a master stroke ...
Anyone else think this is getting spookier??? :eek:
Barbara4003
17-10-2009, 10:00 PM
The camel looked ridiculous in the kit.
His shirt was too small and his shorts were far too big.
Made a laughing stock of us, did that camel.
jazman
17-10-2009, 10:02 PM
But the unbeaten run continues ...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-10-2009, 06:52 AM
Another game, another point! I must confess, im getting arrogant! :D
jazman
18-10-2009, 09:53 AM
I'm getting supersticious!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-10-2009, 09:55 AM
Im worried that if i dont post on here at least once everyday that we'll start losing!
nathe
18-10-2009, 10:14 AM
Great game today chaps.
Well done to our defensive Midfielder who looked just like a camel...
I think he did a fantastic job. Some of his passing was top drawer. Like threading a needle.
nathe
18-10-2009, 10:16 AM
Great result lads. So pleased my tactics worked. Putting the camel in the goal was genius. And great pressure for the goal Nathe, telling that idiot Hudson that his wife looked like our goalie was a master stroke ...
Anyone else think this is getting spookier??? :eek:
Hopefully this run will continue to May
nathe
18-10-2009, 10:21 AM
The camel looked ridiculous in the kit.
His shirt was too small and his shorts were far too big.
Made a laughing stock of us, did that camel.
He looked better than Matt Lawrence in a Palace Kit
Maidstoned Eagle
18-10-2009, 10:22 AM
The camel looked ridiculous in the kit.
His shirt was too small and his shorts were far too big.
Made a laughing stock of us, did that camel.
He's racist too!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-10-2009, 10:40 AM
He got us a point though!
nathe
18-10-2009, 10:56 AM
The camel is still in Wales. He pulled 2 sheep last night. Should be back for training on Monday
Barbara4003
18-10-2009, 11:27 AM
He's racist too!
I don't think calling a sheep 'Minty' is particularly racist.
jazman
18-10-2009, 12:26 PM
I didn't see anything .. ;)
mrgins
18-10-2009, 02:51 PM
So pleased my tactics worked.
WTF yoo talking about???? Remember who's doing the coaching while you're in "executive session" with the chairman!
mrgins
18-10-2009, 02:54 PM
The camel looked ridiculous in the kit.
His shirt was too small and his shorts were far too big.
Made a laughing stock of us, did that camel.
Babsybaby, tight shirts and baggy shorts are fine. You in your baggy shirt and tight shorts (due to your excessive arse) don't make the fans happy. Squeeze yourself into a tight shirt and lets see how many seats we can fill:p
1fb8
mrgins
18-10-2009, 02:56 PM
The camel is still in Wales. He pulled 2 sheep last night. Should be back for training on Monday
Contrary to popular belief, I haven't a clue how to communicate with animals. Lets just keep fattening him up until we're garunteed a shutout in every game:p
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-10-2009, 06:44 PM
He deserved those sheep to be honest. Plugged the goal well
mrgins
18-10-2009, 07:48 PM
pics?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-10-2009, 07:51 PM
pics?
Of what? The camel and his sheep?!
mrgins
18-10-2009, 08:07 PM
of course!
jazman
18-10-2009, 08:17 PM
Everyone escape Wales ok?
mrgins
18-10-2009, 08:22 PM
I'm not quite sure if I was actually IN wales or not
Maidstoned Eagle
19-10-2009, 05:55 AM
WTF yoo talking about???? Remember who's doing the coaching while you're in "executive session" with the chairman!Playing Championship Manager from your cell doesn't count as "coaching"
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-10-2009, 07:20 AM
Back in england thank god
Maidstoned Eagle
19-10-2009, 07:26 AM
I hope you all like lamb for dinner.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-10-2009, 07:47 AM
Im sure we'll be eating lamb for time to come!
jazman
19-10-2009, 07:59 AM
I'm concerned at what coach means by 'coaching' ...
Maidstoned Eagle
19-10-2009, 08:14 AM
I'm concerned at what coach means by 'coaching' ...
It's an Americanism for "grooming".
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-10-2009, 08:34 AM
I'm concerned at what coach means by 'coaching' ...
Ive never seen him attend the senior team training sessions, only the youth team ones...
nathe
19-10-2009, 09:11 AM
I managed to escape wales. Don't know where i am though?
jazman
19-10-2009, 11:08 AM
I hear the camel hurt his toe again ...
nathe
19-10-2009, 11:11 AM
I hear the camel hurt his toe again ...
it's not a pretty sight but he should be fit for Leicester
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-10-2009, 11:15 AM
The racial abuse issue after the match. How come Chopra is getting all the press about it when you should have heard the things they said about our Camel...
nathe
19-10-2009, 11:16 AM
The racial abuse issue after the match. How come Chopra is getting all the press about it when you should have heard the things they said about our Camel...
I think that abusing camels isn't against the law.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-10-2009, 11:20 AM
So Camels have no rights?!
nathe
19-10-2009, 11:22 AM
According to the Chairman. The Camel is only playing for a bit of grass and a bucket of water every week.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-10-2009, 11:28 AM
How come the camel gets more than we get for playing?! :eek:
nathe
19-10-2009, 11:30 AM
He has obviously got a better agent
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-10-2009, 11:30 AM
He has an agent too?! :eek:
nathe
19-10-2009, 11:31 AM
Yep. There is also talk of a book deal.
jazman
19-10-2009, 11:32 AM
Time to collect this weeks subs ....
nathe
19-10-2009, 11:33 AM
The camel is paying mine
jazman
19-10-2009, 11:35 AM
Which is why he is missing?
mrgins
19-10-2009, 11:35 AM
it's not a pretty sight but he should be fit for Leicester
Leicester think our Camel is fit? and I thought Cardiff was bad!
nathe
19-10-2009, 11:36 AM
Which is why he is missing?
He's still on his way back from Cardiff after a 3some with a couple of sheep. He is heading straight to Leicester
nathe
19-10-2009, 11:37 AM
Leicester think our Camel is fit? and thought Cardiff was bad!
Well you would shag it. Although you aren't fussy and he's too old for you
mrgins
19-10-2009, 11:53 AM
Well you would shag it. Although you aren't fussy and he's too old for you
I don't want YOUR sloppy seconds!:eek:
1f7f
nathe
19-10-2009, 11:54 AM
Afraid you won't measure up?
mrgins
19-10-2009, 11:57 AM
It's the performance that counts, not the size of the performer
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-10-2009, 12:00 PM
It's the performance that counts, not the size of the performer
Good coaching statement :D
mrgins
19-10-2009, 12:04 PM
well that rules out nathe and Babsybaby from the next game!
mrgins
19-10-2009, 12:11 PM
ok. I'm off out. Make sure you kick some balls, but not too hard cos they're expensive.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-10-2009, 12:14 PM
ok. I'm off out. Make sure you kick some balls, but not too hard cos they're expensive.
and because we cant afford a ballboy to go and fetch em!
nathe
19-10-2009, 12:18 PM
If i don't play then neither will the camel
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-10-2009, 12:28 PM
The camel could double up as our mascot to save money!
jazman
19-10-2009, 05:56 PM
I've heard of camel cigs but never camel sex ...
Maidstoned Eagle
19-10-2009, 06:21 PM
and because we cant afford a ballboy to go and fetch em!
You mean we can't afford the compensation after our "HEAD" coach has bummed them.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-10-2009, 06:31 PM
You mean we can't afford the compensation after our "HEAD" coach has bummed them.
I didnt want to say, but yeah...
mrgins
19-10-2009, 11:19 PM
You mean we can't afford the compensation after our "HEAD" coach has bummed them.
Oi! I bluddy well heard that!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2009, 07:00 AM
In Leicester ready for the game. Hope the camel is available for selection
Maidstoned Eagle
20-10-2009, 07:23 AM
Chief Zulu is going to sacrifice 800 boxes of Walkers crisps before tonights game.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2009, 07:31 AM
Superb. I'm intrigued to see how he'll do it
Maidstoned Eagle
20-10-2009, 07:32 AM
I had to talk him out of sacrificing Gary Lineker.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2009, 07:42 AM
Sacrifice the Golden Wonder!
Maidstoned Eagle
20-10-2009, 07:43 AM
They're not from Leicester you fool.
nathe
20-10-2009, 07:44 AM
The camel is fit and raring to go
Maidstoned Eagle
20-10-2009, 07:45 AM
The camel is fit and raring to go
Well that's your sex life sorted, but what about the match tonight, is it going to be ok for that?
nathe
20-10-2009, 07:52 AM
Well that's your sex life sorted, but what about the match tonight, is it going to be ok for that?
:D
A slightly swollen toe but he should be fine.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2009, 07:53 AM
I have a good feeling about tonight...
nathe
20-10-2009, 08:08 AM
As long as our midfield stays strong we will be alright
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2009, 08:13 AM
Will be a rather physical match i believe
mrgins
20-10-2009, 11:24 AM
Will be a rather physical match i believe
Oh. Isn't that dangerous?
mrgins
20-10-2009, 11:28 AM
Can we ask them to be more gentle with us?
nathe
20-10-2009, 11:29 AM
The camel will boss the midfield. he has really got the hump today
Barbara4003
20-10-2009, 11:30 AM
I can't play tonight, sorry.
Bit of a toe problem.
I'll be there to cheer you all on though and offer my invaluable tactical advice.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2009, 11:32 AM
I can't play tonight, sorry.
Bit of a toe problem.
I'll be there to cheer you all on though and offer my invaluable tactical advice.
The camel has a toe issue too but willing to play
Barbara4003
20-10-2009, 11:35 AM
The camel has a toe issue too but willing to play
The stupid camel has 3 other legs to call upon.
I only have one spare one.
I could give it a go, but I'd be hopping around the pitch and kicking the ball would be a bit difficult, with just the one leg.
Do you want our team to be the laughing stock of the league?
Again?
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jazman
20-10-2009, 11:42 AM
Massive match tonight. I've penned my team talk before the game. Make sure you are all there in plenty of time ... it'll go down in history ..
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2009, 01:01 PM
Cant wait boss.
Barbara4003
20-10-2009, 01:53 PM
Do we get free crisps tonight?
Could be the deciding factor as to whether I bother turning up or not.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2009, 02:00 PM
You can eat the crumbs after Chef Zulu performs his pre-match ceremony!
jazman
20-10-2009, 02:06 PM
So sacrificial sheep on Saturday. Is it going to be a fox tonight?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2009, 02:10 PM
Heard it was Walkers crisps but maybe a fox would be good. Bloomin vermin they are
jazman
20-10-2009, 02:14 PM
Followed by a tree on Saturday ...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2009, 02:16 PM
I was going to suggest a robin hood statue
m_reid
20-10-2009, 02:26 PM
can my mate lumber jack play on saturday. he'll be good at cutting out their midfield
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2009, 02:27 PM
Sounds like a great idea. One less ringer to call in.
Barbara4003
20-10-2009, 02:29 PM
can my mate lumber jack play on saturday. he'll be good at cutting out their midfield
Is his name Chopra, by any chance?
jazman
20-10-2009, 02:30 PM
Now that's racist ;)
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2009, 02:34 PM
Now that's racist ;)
:D
nathe
20-10-2009, 04:13 PM
Has the starting line up been decided yet?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2009, 04:15 PM
Bit late announcing the team boss!
jazman
20-10-2009, 04:19 PM
You know who you are .. the team pretty much picks itself .. I just add the ringers ... :p
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2009, 04:23 PM
So in other words, if you turn up then you're in! :D
nathe
20-10-2009, 04:24 PM
Where's the head coach?
nathe
20-10-2009, 04:24 PM
So in other words, if you turn up then you're in! :D
Well our holding midfielder is a camel :D
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2009, 04:25 PM
Well our holding midfielder is a camel :D
Says it all! :D
nathe
20-10-2009, 04:39 PM
Is the physio around? I've got a slight twinge in my groin.
Maidstoned Eagle
20-10-2009, 04:50 PM
Anyone want a crisp? They're a bit singed and the chickens blood might put some of you off....but it'll be a shame for them to go to waste.
Barbara4003
20-10-2009, 04:51 PM
Anyone want a crisp? They're a bit singed and the chickens blood might put some of you off....but it'll be a shame for them to go to waste.
I don't get that :confused:
Maidstoned Eagle
20-10-2009, 04:53 PM
I don't get that :confused:
That's because you're too busy playing with your Chelscum mates to keep up with team affairs.
You have a choice, you can be fined a weeks wages or Chief Zulu can put a curse on you. What will it be?
Barbara4003
20-10-2009, 04:54 PM
That's because you're too busy playing with your Chelscum mates to keep up with team affairs.
You have a choice, you can be fined a weeks wages or Chief Zulu can put a curse on you. What will it be?
I'll take the curse, please, Pete.
nathe
20-10-2009, 04:54 PM
You have a choice, you can be fined a weeks wages or Chief Zulu can put a curse on you. What will it be?
We get paid?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2009, 05:08 PM
When did we get paid?!
nathe
20-10-2009, 05:11 PM
How come everyone else gets paid?
Maidstoned Eagle
20-10-2009, 05:54 PM
We get paid?
You don't.
nathe
20-10-2009, 05:55 PM
You don't.
:sob:
Why do Babs and the Camel get paid and I don't?
Maidstoned Eagle
20-10-2009, 06:00 PM
:sob:
Why do Babs and the Camel get paid and I don't?
Because you're a ****. Claro?
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nathe
20-10-2009, 06:02 PM
Because you're a ****. Claro?
:sob:
You're worse than Ron Noades.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2009, 06:54 PM
Come on chaps, we've got a game to win!
jazman
20-10-2009, 06:56 PM
Come on lads, lets get out there, catch those foxes, stuff them and let our quality do the talking ....
mrgins
20-10-2009, 11:28 PM
:sob:
Why do Babs and the Camel get paid and I don't?
cos the camel is more attractive than you, and Babsybaby is tougher than you. Anything else you need to know?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-10-2009, 06:04 AM
We got too cocky and got out-foxed last night :(
Maidstoned Eagle
21-10-2009, 06:05 AM
You're all fired.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-10-2009, 06:06 AM
Even the camel?!!
Maidstoned Eagle
21-10-2009, 06:09 AM
Especially the camel.
nathe
21-10-2009, 06:57 AM
I thought the camel was the only player to really shine last night.
Maidstoned Eagle
21-10-2009, 07:03 AM
You're only saying that because you want to keep getting some of that Paciderm Poontang.
nathe
21-10-2009, 07:05 AM
You're not normally that fussy
Barbara4003
21-10-2009, 07:08 AM
I'm not surprised you are all sacked.
It's very hard being a player of international standard having to kick a ball about with amateurs.
I'm the player of international standard, by the way.
Just in case you had forgotten.
nathe
21-10-2009, 07:09 AM
You didn't even play last night because you had a broken toe. Youu big girls blouse. I remember when players were tough and a broken bone wouldn't stop them playing
Maidstoned Eagle
21-10-2009, 07:10 AM
I'm not surprised you are all sacked.
It's very hard being a player of international standard having to kick a ball about with amateurs.
I'm the player of international standard, by the way.
Just in case you had forgotten.
All you did was moan that your boots were pinching you ickle toe.
Maidstoned Eagle
21-10-2009, 07:10 AM
You're not normally that fussy
This isn't about me, its about you and your dromedary diddling.
nathe
21-10-2009, 07:13 AM
This isn't about me, its about you and your dromedary diddling.
Dromedary diddling. I never thought i would ever see those 2 words written on the BBS.
I'm not diddling the camel, you should take a closer look at the head coach.
Barbara4003
21-10-2009, 07:14 AM
You didn't even play last night because you had a broken toe. Youu big girls blouse. I remember when players were tough and a broken bone wouldn't stop them playing
Clean my boots, camel boy.
nathe
21-10-2009, 07:17 AM
Clean my boots, camel boy.
Camel boy, that sounds like a camp superheros sidekick.
Any way if the camel is sacked his off to Barca. They are interested in securing his services.
Barbara4003
21-10-2009, 07:24 AM
Super Ted and Camel Boy.
Would make a good comic book, actually.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-10-2009, 07:54 AM
So Barbara, can Chelski take us on as the chairman has sacked us all?
jazman
21-10-2009, 07:56 AM
b0ll0x, you're all rubbish :grrr:
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-10-2009, 07:58 AM
Oh dear, here comes the gaffa...
nathe
21-10-2009, 08:00 AM
b0ll0x, you're all rubbish :grrr:
We were doing well until your half time team talk
jazman
21-10-2009, 08:07 AM
Yes, but you took the words stuffing the Foxes too literally ...
The Chairman is fuming. I have to try and pick loads of free agents this week seeing as you lot have been sacked. Or did the chairman mean sucked?
nathe
21-10-2009, 08:09 AM
Yes, but you took the words stuffing the Foxes too literally ...
The Chairman is fuming. I have to try and pick loads of free agents this week seeing as you lot have been sacked. Or did the chairman mean sucked?
Well he didn't have his false teeth in so i didn't really understand a word of what he said.
I don't get paid so i will probably still turn up to training.
I'm afraid the Camel has got the hump and has gone for a trial at Barca.
jazman
21-10-2009, 08:30 AM
Brilliant. I quit this hell hole.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-10-2009, 08:31 AM
Lets all go and start another team where we're appreciated!
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nathe
21-10-2009, 08:33 AM
AFC Palace?
Maidstoned Eagle
21-10-2009, 08:35 AM
I have sold the club.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-10-2009, 08:35 AM
AFC Palace?
I like it!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-10-2009, 08:36 AM
I have sold the club.
Who to?
nathe
21-10-2009, 08:37 AM
I have sold the club.
Colnel Gadaffi?
nathe
21-10-2009, 08:37 AM
I like it!
I'll get onto the FA and see what division we will have to start in.
Maidstoned Eagle
21-10-2009, 08:38 AM
Some bloke called Al, Al Tone Wood i think he said his name was.
jazman
21-10-2009, 09:06 AM
AFC CPFC Virtual Town Rangers
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-10-2009, 09:07 AM
AFC CPFC Virtual Town Rangers
Sounds like a bunch of cowboys! :D
nathe
21-10-2009, 09:09 AM
Just waiting for a response from the FA
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-10-2009, 09:20 AM
Hopefully the response wont be 'FA'!
nathe
21-10-2009, 09:26 AM
Apparently we will have to start in the Bulmers Cider Kent League Premier Division. This will be from next season.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-10-2009, 09:40 AM
Not a bad sponsor that league has though...
nathe
21-10-2009, 09:42 AM
And we've got time to get the team together. Hopefully we will have a better Chairman and head coach
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-10-2009, 09:53 AM
Cant get much worse than those two!
nathe
21-10-2009, 10:02 AM
They couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
jazman
21-10-2009, 10:18 AM
I refuse to play in a pikey county
nathe
21-10-2009, 10:20 AM
We will only be there for a season. Because of the quality in our team we will soon get promoted.
jazman
21-10-2009, 10:21 AM
And we've got time to get the team together. Hopefully we will have a better Chairman and head coach
May I take from that my job is safe?
nathe
21-10-2009, 10:24 AM
May I take from that my job is safe?
I'm not the Chairman but i'm happy with you gaffer. Also the camel will come back now the Chairman has gone.
jazman
21-10-2009, 10:29 AM
I have some money stashed away for a rainy day. Also I have a consortium interested in coming in ... but only if I am manager ...
Thoughts?
nathe
21-10-2009, 10:30 AM
This is turning into our version of 'Striker'
I'm happy with you as gaffer.
This thread could last for years.
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