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Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 09:23 AM
we always look forward to a wine and are sadly often disappointed
still i am pleased you have your winter draws on it must have been getting a bit nippy without them
You're obviously buying the wrong wine then :D
DocSavage
18-09-2009, 09:43 AM
You're obviously buying the wrong wine then :D
it's very easy to balme tistyping rater tahn except poor smelling four this tipe of mistake
but not me i simply dont check my work before sumbitting
Ant.Palace
18-09-2009, 10:30 AM
Morning Ant :hi:
<delayed> :hi:
Sorry, busy at work.
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 10:37 AM
<delayed> :hi:
Sorry, busy at work.
Me too. And I've got a half day.
Could do with staying at work really.
Hope we are all well today and looking forward to a Palace win tomorrow :pBarbara.
Stop it.
Now.
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 11:22 AM
Barbara.
Stop it.
Now.
I'm just being positive :D
DocSavage
18-09-2009, 11:31 AM
I'm just being positive :D
careful of teh low flying artiodactyls
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 11:32 AM
careful of teh low flying artiodactyls
:confused:
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 11:33 AM
I just watched the film 8 legged freaks.
Oh dear
DocSavage
18-09-2009, 11:39 AM
:confused:
:)
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 12:07 PM
:)
:D
Ye of little faith.
Well, thank God, I'm home now. That came a bit hard at work today - having to actually work.
Not used to that.
Ant.Palace
18-09-2009, 12:50 PM
That must be the trouble when your semi retired.;)
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 12:53 PM
That must be the trouble when your semi retired.;)
:lux:
Yes, but semi retired means I can concentrate on my poetic skills.
I'm going to risk a law suit and post my Mazikins poem.
Ode to Mazling
I find Maz somewhat an enigma
If your grammar is wrong, he'll correct ya,
He knows about this, he knows about that,
But what do we know about Matt?
We know that he rides a black beast ,
And that he likes all cyclists the least,
He drinks coffee all day, but rarely has tea
And his hobnobs are his luxury.
His opinions are viewed by some
As arrogant and sometimes, just dumb
But he expresses them freely, and quite rightly so
'Cos he's an eloquent and jolly nice fellow
So here endeth my ode to the Mazling
Even though I still find him quite puzzling
He wears leathers, a beard and is really quite lofty,
But deep down inside, he's just a big softie.
:D
You're next on my list Ant ;)
kolinkins
18-09-2009, 12:54 PM
You're gonna get into SO much trouble for calling him Matt....
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 12:56 PM
You're gonna get into SO much trouble for calling him Matt....
It was all I could think of that rhymed with 'that'.
Well, I could think of another word but I'd be in even more trouble if I'd have called him that word ;)
Anyway, he calls me Babs so I think it only fair.
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 12:56 PM
You're gonna get into SO much trouble for calling him Matt....
And anyway. Wait til you hear the one I'll be writing about you!
Ant.Palace
18-09-2009, 01:04 PM
:lux:
Yes, but semi retired means I can concentrate on my poetic skills.
I'm going to risk a law suit and post my Mazikins poem.
Ode to Mazling
I find Maz somewhat an enigma
If your grammar is wrong, he'll correct ya,
He knows about this, he knows about that,
But what do we know about Matt?
We know that he rides a black beast ,
And that he likes all cyclists the least,
He drinks coffee all day, but rarely has tea
And his hobnobs are his luxury.
His opinions are viewed by some
As arrogant and sometimes, just dumb
But he expresses them freely, and quite rightly so
'Cos he's an eloquent and jolly nice fellow
So here endeth my ode to the Mazling
Even though I still find him quite puzzling
He wears leathers, a beard and is really quite lofty,
But deep down inside, he's just a big softie.
:D
You're next on my list Ant ;)
That's very good. :lux:
2014
Ant.Palace
18-09-2009, 01:05 PM
Google streetview have just gone past.
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 01:06 PM
That's very good. :lux:
:D
Thank you.
Right. I'm off to sunny Heathrow :(
Have a nice rest of the day everyone :)
SexualChocolate
18-09-2009, 01:09 PM
:lux:
Yes, but semi retired means I can concentrate on my poetic skills.
I'm going to risk a law suit and post my Mazikins poem.
Ode to Mazling
I find Maz somewhat an enigma
If your grammar is wrong, he'll correct ya,
He knows about this, he knows about that,
But what do we know about Matt?
We know that he rides a black beast ,
And that he likes all cyclists the least,
He drinks coffee all day, but rarely has tea
And his hobnobs are his luxury.
His opinions are viewed by some
As arrogant and sometimes, just dumb
But he expresses them freely, and quite rightly so
'Cos he's an eloquent and jolly nice fellow
So here endeth my ode to the Mazling
Even though I still find him quite puzzling
He wears leathers, a beard and is really quite lofty,
But deep down inside, he's just a big softie.
:D
You're next on my list Ant ;)
I've just thrown up so much in my mouth that some of it is now dribbling down my chin.
Ant.Palace
18-09-2009, 01:10 PM
:D
Thank you.
Right. I'm off to sunny Heathrow :(
Have a nice rest of the day everyone :)
On a friday, are you mad!!!?:eek:
DocSavage
18-09-2009, 01:57 PM
:D
Thank you. no worries
Right. I'm off to sunny Heathrow :( it is bootiful at the moment
Have a nice rest of the day everyone :) well i will thank you very much
:rolleyes:
you too
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 05:37 PM
Not very witty tonight :(
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 06:32 PM
Well I made it back from Heathrow.
Only took me two hours to get back :(
The M25 was like a car park. Twas a nightmare.
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 06:37 PM
Get the party started
Barbs is back :D
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 06:40 PM
Not many of us to party though :(
You see some very weird sights at Heathrow Airport.
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 06:43 PM
What did you see? :O
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 06:54 PM
The amount of different nationalities, for a start. It was quite fascinating. Whole families of them, some in tribal type dress :eek:
While we were sitting outside in the sunshine having a coffee, 5 different people came over, sat down and started chatting to us.
Not one of them was English. So we were chatting to them about what they were hoping to see while they were over here and they all said how they were looking forward to going to London. Then a couple of them started mentioning places I didn't even knew existed :D
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 07:03 PM
Did you say anything about Crystal Palace?
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 07:07 PM
Haha - no. They'd have probably thought I was talking about another royal residence or something.
They have a London shop at Heathrow and we went in there, and they sell loads of stuff to do with Chelsea, Man Utd, Liverpool. So I asked the assistant if they had any Palace stuff. He didn't even understand what I was saying, let alone know who Palace were.
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 07:09 PM
Haha :D, "No Crystal Palace stuff here, but we have some Scunthorpe stuff.."
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 07:10 PM
Haha :D, "No Crystal Palace stuff here, but we have some Scunthorpe stuff.."
:D
They have cr*p shopping there, though. At least at Gatwick there are loads of shops before you go through Security. Heathrow is rubbish.
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 07:40 PM
This thread is not as active as your other one
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 07:42 PM
No, I know :(
There's not a lot of people about tonight.
They must all have lives :D
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 07:44 PM
Its nice staying in, talking about random things :)
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 07:44 PM
What shall we talk about then?
You name a subject and I'll babble on about it the best I can :lux:
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 07:46 PM
Chocolate, off the top of my head what is the best brand? I got some Morrisons cheap stuff and it aind bad but galaxy imo is better.
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 07:49 PM
Galaxy for me :p
I like white chocolate, too. I don't like plain chocolate though.
Makes me thirsty.
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 07:51 PM
Dream is nice choccy, I might have to dip into the bar
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 07:57 PM
I was trying to think of a way to make the M25 keep moving while I was sitting in the traffic jam tonight and I decided that if they made all the lorries drive between 11.00 pm - 5.00 am, it would help a lot :)
202b
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 08:05 PM
OoO Forrest Gump is on
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 08:06 PM
Oh is it? What channel?
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 08:07 PM
More 4
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 08:09 PM
I've been over-ruled :rolleyes:
Derren Brown it is.
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 08:10 PM
Poor you, :(
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 08:12 PM
I know :(
I think I'll get another cable box and have it upstairs, then I can go and watch whatever I want to watch.
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 08:16 PM
Go together like peas and carrots :D
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 08:17 PM
I wouldn't mind so much but he's playing poker on his computer anyway, so he's not really even watching it :D
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 08:19 PM
Well grab the remote!
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 08:20 PM
I tried that and he told me to switch it back :D
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 08:22 PM
Aint it normally the lady of the house to do that?
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 08:24 PM
Not in my house, no. In all fairness, I don't watch a lot of TV so it doesn't normally bother me. So long as I can watch the football when it's on, and any good documentaries, then it's ok.
If there's something I really want to watch, he's ok about it. So long as I nag enough :D
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 08:39 PM
Fried shrimp, potted shrimp, bbq shrimp
Haha :D
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 08:40 PM
I went to Bubba Gumps when I was in New York recently :)
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 08:59 PM
If Home Alone is on tv once more I think I will go mad.
Ant.Palace
18-09-2009, 09:09 PM
Tonight Freya told me she knew how we made blood. She told me we have to drink loads of water and then eat lots of red stuff.
:D
I had to write it down before i forgot.:p
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 09:10 PM
Tonight Freya told me she knew how we made blood. She told me we have to drink loads of water and then eat lots of red stuff.
:D
I had to write it down before i forgot.:p
:D
You should keep a note of all those things. I wish I had done when Jennifer was young. Mind you, some of the things she comes out with now are just as bad.
Ant.Palace
18-09-2009, 09:14 PM
I must.
Where's my poem then?
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 09:16 PM
I haven't had time to do it yet. I'll work on it in the morning :p
That Heathrow journey was a nightmare :eek: Took me hours.
Ant.Palace
18-09-2009, 09:17 PM
I haven't had time to do it yet. I'll work on it in the morning :p
That Heathrow journey was a nightmare :eek: Took me hours.
I told you!
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 09:21 PM
I told you!
I know :(
I didn't have a lot of choice. I got her there in time though :p
Then I spent about half an hour trying to find my car. I wrote down the level and row number on the parking ticket, but then left the ticket in my car <head-bangy-smilie-thingy>
mrgins
18-09-2009, 10:20 PM
can I have a pome too?
Eaglettie
18-09-2009, 10:50 PM
can I have a pome too?
A little Ray of sunshine, that really makes me laugh.
Starts up stupid threads ? Cor blimey mate, not 'alf !!!!
mrgins
18-09-2009, 10:54 PM
A little Ray of sunshine, that really makes me laugh.
Starts up stupid threads ? Cor blimey mate, not 'alf !!!!
Don't give up your day job, Lorna:D
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 07:44 AM
A little Ray of sunshine, that really makes me laugh.
Starts up stupid threads ? Cor blimey mate, not 'alf !!!!
I think that's very good.:p
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 07:52 AM
A little Ray of sunshine, that really makes me laugh.
Starts up stupid threads ? Cor blimey mate, not 'alf !!!!
:lux:
We just ooze talent on this thread :D
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 08:14 AM
I'm depressed. I'm going to miss football later.:(
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 08:34 AM
Blimey you lot are up early :eek:
Anyhow :hi:
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:36 AM
I'm depressed. I'm going to miss football later.:(
:(
Why?
Mind you, it will be interesting to see if we win when you're not around :lux:
I'd rather you were the jinx than poor Freya
1f66
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:36 AM
Blimey you lot are up early :eek:
Anyhow :hi:
:hi:
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 08:39 AM
Im attempting to cook some sausages from frozen, I had to seperate them and the two I wanted flew across the kitchen :(
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:40 AM
:D
You should defrost them in the microwave first
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 08:43 AM
They are stuck together in one lump in the pan, just managed to seperate them.
They are all mangled now with fork marks :(
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:48 AM
Which is why you should have defrosted them first.
Just make sure they are cooked right through.
Doesn't matter what they look like - they'll still taste yummy :D
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 08:51 AM
Im gonna have to make sure they are really done, which means ill burn them and end up chucking them away :(
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:56 AM
No - sausages are nice when they are burnt on the outside. I love them like that
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 09:00 AM
They are looking nice, some nice bread and butter with some nice bbq sauce
Yummy
So what is everyone upto today?
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 09:01 AM
Football :lux:
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 09:08 AM
Blimey you lot are up early :eek:
Anyhow :hi:
I'm working. Like every Saturday morning.:hmph:
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 09:10 AM
I often do more work over the weekend than I do during the week
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 09:14 AM
:(
Why?
Mind you, it will be interesting to see if we win when you're not around :lux:
I'd rather you were the jinx than poor Freya
No, you don't. I'm the one with the season ticket. I'm missing football because wife's going to a wedding, and i'm babysitting.:(
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 09:14 AM
We nearly always lose 1-0 when i don't go.
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 09:16 AM
You could still go and take both the girls with you. Chasing round after your youngest one could be the perfect distraction from having to watch the game :D
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 09:17 AM
Sausages were a success, very nice :)
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 09:41 AM
I've just had a bacon roll which was very nice.
Eaglettie
19-09-2009, 09:43 AM
I've only got a milky coffee
I would love a bacon roll, but I haven't any bacon, or rolls for that matter either :(
Eaglettie
19-09-2009, 09:44 AM
Into the fridge I do stare
It's really looking rather bare,
No sausages, no bacon, a lump of old cheese
I read this thread and it feels like a tease !!
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 09:45 AM
Football :lux:
:sob:
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 10:00 AM
I've only got a milky coffee
I would love a bacon roll, but I haven't any bacon, or rolls for that matter either :(
Same here :(
Bacon, oh bacon, wherefore art thou pig meat,
My bread is waiting, all buttered and neat,
My heart desires you, my tummy does too
Tho I have some eggs, I'd forsake them for you.
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 10:04 AM
I've just had some bacon,
In a long french stick,
I've eaten too much,
Now i feel quite sick.
Eaglettie
19-09-2009, 10:06 AM
I've just had some bacon,
In a long french stick,
I've eaten too much,
Now i feel quite sick.
:lux: :lux: :lux: ( for the poem - not your sickness :D )
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 10:14 AM
I've just had a shower
And now I'm all wet
I didn't expect that
A towel I must get.
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 10:22 AM
I had some sausages in a roll
On my stomach its now taking toll
So I went to have a shit
It came out my ass like a rocket
Maidstoned Eagle
19-09-2009, 10:22 AM
I turned on the telly
to watch a programme that shows how to fill my belly
Only to see that Andre runt
So phoned the BBC to call him a ****.
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 10:25 AM
I had some sausages in a roll
On my stomach its now taking toll
So I went to have a shit
It came out my ass like a rocket
:lux:
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 10:33 AM
I love going to Palace
I'm ready and waiting
I'm thinking we'll win it
Four goals is a fact, innit.
1f74
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 10:47 AM
This has definately turned into the poetry thread.
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 10:47 AM
We're so refined and talented.
Maidstoned Eagle
19-09-2009, 10:55 AM
This has definately turned into the poetry thread.
We're so refined and talented.
When a rhyme pops in our head
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 11:01 AM
When a rhyme pops in our head
That was totally unintended :D
We just can't help ourselves.
Maidstoned Eagle
19-09-2009, 11:12 AM
I'm going to have a shower
But first i'll have a poo
Then I'm off to town
I have a show to do.
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 11:14 AM
I'm going to have a shower
But first i'll have a poo
Then I'm off to town
I have a show to do.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Maidstoned Eagle again.
:lux:
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 11:14 AM
A poo I had too
Its all up the inside of the loo
So once or twice I tried to flush
No such luck so I used the toilet brush
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 11:21 AM
death, food and poo seems to be the theme of our poems.
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 11:26 AM
Crikey.
It's hot out there. I'm going to have to rethink what I wear to football.
Maidstoned Eagle
19-09-2009, 11:27 AM
I listened to La Roux
Whilst eating a piece of toast
I went off to the loo
And saw a bloody ghost!
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 11:29 AM
Barbara is wondering what to wear
Wooly, silk or flare
Or will that make everyone stare?
Oh oh oh what should Barbara wear
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 11:29 AM
There was a young DJ called Pete
Who had extraordinarily small feet
You know what they say
He must surely be gay
His name should be changed to Petite
Maidstoned Eagle
19-09-2009, 11:34 AM
There was a young DJ called Pete
Who had extraordinarily small feet
You know what they say
He must surely be gay
His name should be changed to Petite
I dream of being called petite.:(
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 11:35 AM
There was a young DJ called Pete
Who had extraordinarily small feet
You know what they say
He must surely be gay
His name should be changed to Petite
Where's my poem?:(
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 11:44 AM
Where's my poem?:(
Yours requires more thought.
I don't know you as well, so have less to work from.
It's my project for tonight though :p
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 11:47 AM
Yours requires more thought.
I don't know you as well, so have less to work from.
It's my project for tonight though :p
There's not much to know. :(
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 11:48 AM
There's not much to know. :(
:D
I'll probably adopt a Shakespeare sort of theme for your one.
I'm in a Shakespearey sort of mood today.
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 11:58 AM
:D
I'll probably adopt a Shakespeare sort of theme for your one.
I'm in a Shakespearey sort of mood today.
I'll look forward to that.:p
Enjoy your football. Remember we'll prbably lose 1-0 as i'm not there so stick a fiver on and we'll split the winnings. :p
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 04:13 PM
I'll look forward to that.:p
Enjoy your football. Remember we'll prbably lose 1-0 as i'm not there so stick a fiver on and we'll split the winnings. :p
Ahem :D
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 04:50 PM
I'll look forward to that.:p
Enjoy your football. Remember we'll prbably lose 1-0 as i'm not there so stick a fiver on and we'll split the winnings. :p
You're the jinx :D
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 04:57 PM
You're the jinx :D
you are back :lux: how was it?
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 05:06 PM
you are back :lux: how was it?
It was a good game. Bit tense at times, especially the last 10-15 minutes. I thought they played well. Mind you, Derby didn't look that great. I thought Palace played some good football though.
Twas most enjoyable :p
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 05:40 PM
whats everyone upto tonight then
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 06:54 PM
Nowt for me.
I've definitely got a cold coming :( I feel a bit rough :sob:
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 06:57 PM
Hmm, yeah feeling a bit fed up, watching lord of the rings
Fun.
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 08:10 PM
1f67
You're the jinx :D
:sob:
Lizzy
19-09-2009, 08:11 PM
Me fed up.
Cricket season has finished today. I will be watching no more cricket live till May 2010.
The football season is waay too long and the cricket season too short :(
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 08:12 PM
whats everyone upto tonight then
I'm home alone (with 2 kids (one of whom is still awake!) and a puppy who's decided he wants to chew everything and also challenge my alpha dog status). Wife's gone to a wedding.
Lizzy
19-09-2009, 08:14 PM
I'm home alone with one child (asleep). Kev been at the match and his battery has run out so I have no idea where he is now or what time he is coming home!
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:18 PM
Do you not like watching football, Lizzy?
Lizzy
19-09-2009, 08:20 PM
God no.
Football can bore off :)
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 08:20 PM
I've seen lotr way to many times :(
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 08:20 PM
Nowt for me.
I've definitely got a cold coming :( I feel a bit rough :sob:
ahh bless.
Get a grip woman.
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 08:22 PM
God no.
Football can bore off :)
I feel the same for cricket. Bores me to tears. Each to their own though.:p
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:22 PM
God no.
Football can bore off :)
Haha. That's how I feel about cricket. I just can't get into cricket.
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:23 PM
ahh bless.
Get a grip woman.
I fell asleep just after posting that :( I didn't even know I was tired.
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 08:23 PM
I've seen lotr way to many times :(
I've got the extended editions and still havn't got around to watching them.:(
Lizzy
19-09-2009, 08:23 PM
Cricket isn't a sport it's much much more than that. Total way of life. If you were brought up on a cricket boundary, and scoring and making the teas, it gets into your bloodstream and takes you over.
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 08:24 PM
I fell asleep just after posting that :( I didn't even know I was tired.
You didn't post that. I did.
Get a bigger grip woman!
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:24 PM
I've got the extended editions and still havn't got around to watching them.:(
Watching what? :confused:
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 08:25 PM
Man I am fed up, just feel so eurgh.
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 08:25 PM
Haha. That's how I feel about cricket. I just can't get into cricket.
Will you stop posting similar posts!!:D
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:25 PM
Cricket isn't a sport it's much much more than that. Total way of life. If you were brought up on a cricket boundary, and scoring and making the teas, it gets into your bloodstream and takes you over.
I can see that. Jennifer used to do all that stuff for her boyfriends cricket team and she got really into it. But once he was off the scene, she came back to football.
How did the dinner go last night? :)
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 08:26 PM
Watching what? :confused:
Keep up! lotr.
Lizzy
19-09-2009, 08:26 PM
Man I am fed up, just feel so eurgh.
I have times like that when you just feel ruddy horrible but there's no way of describing other than you're just ******* fed up.
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:26 PM
You didn't post that. I did.
Get a bigger grip woman!
I know :( I've lost it :sob:
It's my cold. It's gone to my head, I think.
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 08:27 PM
I have times like that when you just feel ruddy horrible but there's no way of describing other than you're just ******* fed up.
Is exactly how I feel, i hate it
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:27 PM
Keep up! lotr.
I'm trying.
What is lotr? I thought cpfcfan1 had just mistyped the word 'lots'
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 08:28 PM
I know :( I've lost it :sob:
It's my cold. It's gone to my head, I think.
I'd like to know how you got my cold.
It's over in a couple of days.:p
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 08:28 PM
I'm trying.
What is lotr? I thought cpfcfan1 had just mistyped the word 'lots'
lol. lord of the rings.:D
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:29 PM
1fb1
Is exactly how I feel, i hate it
I felt a bit like that at football today. I was really happy to be there and I enjoyed it, but I'd lost my oomph. Even the man who sits next to me asked me what was wrong with me.
Must be something in the air.
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 08:29 PM
lol keep up :D
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:30 PM
I'd like to know how you got my cold.
It's over in a couple of days.:p
I hope so. Apart from you, I don't know anyone that's got a cold or had one during the last week or so.
It's your fault. You virtually passed your sniffy germs on.
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 08:30 PM
right both kids asleep. what shall i do???
Lizzy
19-09-2009, 08:30 PM
I can see that. Jennifer used to do all that stuff for her boyfriends cricket team and she got really into it. But once he was off the scene, she came back to football.
How did the dinner go last night? :)
It was a fab night but dear god it was hard work catering! For 60 people we did the following menu
Mozzarella and Beef tomato and basil
Brie and Bacon and Cranberry
Smoked Salmon on a bed of rocket with a slice of hard boiled egg
Roast Beef
Roast Lamb with Rosemary and Garlic
Lemon and Garlic chicken
Garlic and Herb new potatoes
Wilted spinach with baby tomatoes
Baby carrots
Green Beans
Meringue nests with strawberries and a choclate sauce
Chocolate Mousse
Coffee and petits fours.
Just Angie and I doing all the catering and we had to set up the room and lay the tables and decorate the room.
And then serve the dinner and clear the plates!
I was f-ing pooped but I was runner-up for clubman of the year award for my work on colts development and getting ECB accreditation. (award went to the treasurer who to be fair has saved us from exctinction this year)
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 08:31 PM
I hope so. Apart from you, I don't know anyone that's got a cold or had one during the last week or so.
It's your fault. You virtually passed your sniffy germs on.
No, we're probably linked via one or two people and it spread that way.
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:33 PM
It was a fab night but dear god it was hard work catering! For 60 people we did the following menu
Mozzarella and Beef tomato and basil
Brie and Bacon and Cranberry
Smoked Salmon on a bed of rocket with a slice of hard boiled egg
Roast Beef
Roast Lamb with Rosemary and Garlic
Lemon and Garlic chicken
Garlic and Herb new potatoes
Wilted spinach with baby tomatoes
Baby carrots
Green Beans
Meringue nests with strawberries and a choclate sauce
Chocolate Mousse
Coffee and petits fours.
Just Angie and I doing all the catering and we had to set up the room and lay the tables and decorate the room.
And then serve the dinner and clear the plates!
I was f-ing pooped but I was runner-up for clubman of the year award for my work on colts development and getting ECB accreditation. (award went to the treasurer who to be fair has saved us from exctinction this year)
Crikey. Sounds lovely. Did you have to cook it all from scratch?
Sounds like hard work but quite a challenge. Well done :lux:
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:33 PM
No, we're probably linked via one or two people and it spread that way.
We'll blame Kevin Bacon then ;)
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 08:33 PM
Thats all now made me feel very hungry
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 08:34 PM
It was a fab night but dear god it was hard work catering! For 60 people we did the following menu
Mozzarella and Beef tomato and basil
Brie and Bacon and Cranberry
Smoked Salmon on a bed of rocket with a slice of hard boiled egg
Roast Beef
Roast Lamb with Rosemary and Garlic
Lemon and Garlic chicken
Garlic and Herb new potatoes
Wilted spinach with baby tomatoes
Baby carrots
Green Beans
Meringue nests with strawberries and a choclate sauce
Chocolate Mousse
Coffee and petits fours.
Just Angie and I doing all the catering and we had to set up the room and lay the tables and decorate the room.
And then serve the dinner and clear the plates!
I was f-ing pooped but I was runner-up for clubman of the year award for my work on colts development and getting ECB accreditation. (award went to the treasurer who to be fair has saved us from exctinction this year)
Sounds like you did a grand job Lizzy. I can't even imagine how hard it is to cook for that many people. Well done. :p
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:34 PM
Thats all now made me feel very hungry
You're always hungry :D
Lizzy
19-09-2009, 08:34 PM
Crikey. Sounds lovely. Did you have to cook it all from scratch?
Sounds like hard work but quite a challenge. Well done :lux:
Yup we went to Tesco at 10am yesterday morning and then began the cooking!!
!2 joints of meat is really quite hard to time correctly.
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 08:35 PM
:D, it all looks so nice
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 08:35 PM
We'll blame Kevin Bacon then ;)
WRONG. I gave it to a badger. He wanted revenge for squirting him with water!:p
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:38 PM
Yup we went to Tesco at 10am yesterday morning and then began the cooking!!
!2 joints of meat is really quite hard to time correctly.
That's why you're feeling eeuurrgghhh today. I should think you were all hyped up doing that yesterday, and now everything has just ended.
:(
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:39 PM
1f77
WRONG. I gave it to a badger. He wanted revenge for squirting him with water!:p
:D
He'll be getting a mild electric shock from now on :p
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 08:51 PM
Daniel Craig has the most amazing eyes :love:
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 09:01 PM
Oh no, Casino Royale :(
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 09:38 PM
Its all gone quiet
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 09:39 PM
Here's my poem for Ant in the Shakespeare style :D
To go, or not to go,
That is the question
Whether Ant should go to a game
Thus bringing us shame
Whether tis nobler for him to stay at home
Or attend, and hear us all moan.
For no luck doth he bring
Nor maketh us sing
So no more shall we sayeth
Where art thou, Ant Palace?
For we'll know he's in Ifield
When a win is doth sealed.
cpfcfan1
19-09-2009, 09:41 PM
:p
Ant.Palace
19-09-2009, 10:06 PM
Here's my poem for Ant in the Shakespeare style :D
To go, or not to go,
That is the question
Whether Ant should go to a game
Thus bringing us shame
Whether tis nobler for him to stay at home
Or attend, and hear us all moan.
For no luck doth he bring
Nor maketh us sing
So no more shall we sayeth
Where art thou, Ant Palace?
For we'll know he's in Ifield
When a win is doth sealed.
That's brilliant. :p
But I'm not jinxed!:(
Barbara4003
19-09-2009, 10:12 PM
That's brilliant. :p
But I'm not jinxed!:(
We'll see ;)
Maidstoned Eagle
20-09-2009, 09:26 AM
So wheres all the drunken posts from the girls? Have they been modded already?
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 09:27 AM
No. If there had been any, I'd have thought they'd have posted them on Dani's leaving drinks thread.
Maidstoned Eagle
20-09-2009, 09:37 AM
Kevin Costners bulge, for Barbs.
http://cache.gawker.com/hollywood/kevin-costner-bulges.jpg
Maidstoned Eagle
20-09-2009, 09:37 AM
No. If there had been any, I'd have thought they'd have posted them on Dani's leaving drinks thread.
Its suspiciously clear.
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 09:42 AM
Kevin Costners bulge, for Barbs.
http://cache.gawker.com/hollywood/kevin-costner-bulges.jpg
I didn't realise Kevin wore glasses.
You learn something every day.
DocSavage
20-09-2009, 03:59 PM
it appears that i am at this moment the only person or thing observing this thread so I fear it has unravelled and should be consigned to history
cpfcfan1
20-09-2009, 04:09 PM
dont do it :(
DocSavage
20-09-2009, 04:10 PM
dont do it :(
ok
but i will be gone now and may be away for sometime
but i will be back
:angel: :) :lux: :hi:
cpfcfan1
20-09-2009, 04:49 PM
Come on people
Dont let it die :(
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 04:50 PM
:hi:
cpfcfan1
20-09-2009, 04:51 PM
Yay :lux:
:hi:
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 04:55 PM
What you been up to today?
cpfcfan1
20-09-2009, 04:56 PM
Shopping, food that is, couple dvds, now watching Friends :)
Yourself?
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 04:59 PM
Not much. Did some ironing this morning. That was exciting!
Then went out to a Carvery with my brother and his wife and my mum. Then we went for a walk round Millers Pond because we all ate far too much.
Now I'm home catching up on this afternoons football.
cpfcfan1
20-09-2009, 05:04 PM
Millers pond, is that in Shirley?
mrgins
20-09-2009, 05:06 PM
Kevin Costners bulge, for Barbs.
http://cache.gawker.com/hollywood/kevin-costner-bulges.jpg
Was that really necessary?
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 05:07 PM
Yep :) There's not much there, except a pond with lots of ducks on it.
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 05:08 PM
Was that really necessary?
He's trying to debauch our witty and intelligent conversation thread :(
cpfcfan1
20-09-2009, 05:11 PM
Eurgh back to work tomorrow after 5 days off :(
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 05:14 PM
I don't fancy going to work tomorrow really. The weekends go too quick.
mrgins
20-09-2009, 05:17 PM
1f66
I don't fancy going to work tomorrow really. The weekends go too quick.
It's more like the quickies on the weekend that make it seem that way
Maidstoned Eagle
20-09-2009, 05:22 PM
I love my job, I don't mind going back to work at all.
sexyrazor
20-09-2009, 05:23 PM
I only have a week and a half left of work until I become an unemployed bum :lux:
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 05:28 PM
I don't mind my job. It just gets a bit boring, doing the same thing almost on a schedule.
I wouldn't mind becoming an unemployed bum for a while :lux:
sexyrazor
20-09-2009, 05:28 PM
Come to Spain with me :)
Sophie_9
20-09-2009, 05:29 PM
Is it bed time yet?
sexyrazor
20-09-2009, 05:31 PM
No not yet lightweight.
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 05:32 PM
Come to Spain with me :)
If I was single, I'd definitely do something like that for a few months.
Sophie_9
20-09-2009, 05:33 PM
No not yet lightweight.
I am a lightweight, I am knackered. All day drinking is bad news.
cpfcfan1
20-09-2009, 05:33 PM
just the feeling of going back after a few days off, I'm bad after 1 let alone 5!
sexyrazor
20-09-2009, 05:35 PM
If I was single, I'd definitely do something like that for a few months.
Come visit Pete with me. Bring him pie, mash and liquer.
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 05:35 PM
I wish I could have come and had a drink with you all :(
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 05:36 PM
Come visit Pete with me. Bring him pie, mash and liquer.
I could do that at some point - for a long weekend or something :)
Not sure I'd get the pie and mash out of the country though.
sexyrazor
20-09-2009, 05:36 PM
Bring the beemer down on Friday afternoon for beers?
sexyrazor
20-09-2009, 05:37 PM
Has KK invited you and Doris to her tuperware party on the 2nd Oct yet?
cpfcfan1
20-09-2009, 05:37 PM
washed my hair, tis now dripping all over the laptop. :)
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 05:50 PM
Bring the beemer down on Friday afternoon for beers?
If I can get the afternoon off on Friday, then I'll come down. Wasn't looking too hopeful on Friday at work, because I thought this Friday coming was wages day, but I reaslied yesterday that wages day is Wednesday, so I might be alright to get the afternoon off on Friday :lux: Would be nice to see you before you go.
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 05:52 PM
washed my hair, tis now dripping all over the laptop. :)
You'll end up with sticky keys
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 05:53 PM
Has KK invited you and Doris to her tuperware party on the 2nd Oct yet?
Yes she has. I'm not sure I mentioned it to Doris. She's away at the moment, but I'll speak to her in the week about it.
cpfcfan1
20-09-2009, 05:53 PM
You'll end up with sticky keys
Lol good one :D
Lizzy
20-09-2009, 06:57 PM
****ed
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 07:03 PM
****ed
:confused:
cpfcfan1
20-09-2009, 07:42 PM
soon be time to go sleepies and then wake up for work =[
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 07:45 PM
It's very warm tonight. Think I'll have to have the fan on in bed.
Doris.x
20-09-2009, 07:52 PM
Not long been back from my sister's in the New Forest. We had a lovely weekend. Spent 2 hours in Bradbeers (Departmental store) in New Milton on Saturday. Drove the saleslady mad trying on half the shop!
Had a lovely drive back this afternoon, saw loads of cars with bicycles tied to the back of them :D The Forest looks lovely at this time of year, there were people paddling in the stream next to Balmer Lawn, not far from Brockenhurst.
Also loads of really old cars - a Ford Zodiac, an old Rolls Royce and some really quaint little cars. Perhaps they had been to the Boat show in Southampton - I got stuck in the traffic there for quite a while.
Hope it's just as nice fro your bike ride on 10th :p
Sophie_9
20-09-2009, 07:53 PM
Has KK invited you and Doris to her tuperware party on the 2nd Oct yet?
Are we going to play Snatch?
sexyrazor
20-09-2009, 07:56 PM
Are we going to play Snatch?
Snatch is fun.
Sophie_9
20-09-2009, 07:59 PM
Snatch is fun.
I didn't get any:(
Doris.x
20-09-2009, 08:00 PM
20d9
Snatch is fun.
What's Snatch? :confused:
sexyrazor
20-09-2009, 08:00 PM
I am sure you will get some Snatch at KKs
sexyrazor
20-09-2009, 08:01 PM
What's Snatch? :confused:
Its a game you play at tupperware parties :)
Doris.x
20-09-2009, 08:04 PM
Its a game you play at tupperware parties :)
What sort of games? I don't recall ever playing games at Tupperware parties :)
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 08:06 PM
Doris, I don't think we'll be coming away with any air-tight cereal containers or useful drinks beakers.
Doris.x
20-09-2009, 08:10 PM
Doris, I don't think we'll be coming away with any air-tight cereal containers or useful drinks beakers.
Oh! Don't tupperware do these anymore then? :confused:
sexyrazor
20-09-2009, 08:10 PM
No you will be coming away with things like this....
http://www.annsummers.com/wcsstore/AnnSummers/images/AnnSummers/ASPRODUCT_IMAGES/07SCNRAS1007_M.jpg
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 08:11 PM
Looks like a soda syphon
sexyrazor
20-09-2009, 08:11 PM
http://www.annsummers.com/wcsstore/AnnSummers/images/AnnSummers/ASPRODUCT_IMAGES/07ANAVAS1009_M.jpg
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 08:13 PM
http://www.annsummers.com/wcsstore/AnnSummers/images/AnnSummers/ASPRODUCT_IMAGES/07ANAVAS1009_M.jpg
Why would anyone want one of those? :confused:
sexyrazor
20-09-2009, 08:13 PM
its an anal thing apparantly. Not that I would know, Sophers would tho
Sophie_9
20-09-2009, 08:15 PM
its an anal thing apparantly. Not that I would know, Sophers would tho
Dani:eek:
Doris don't listen to her I am the only one that hasnt bought anything from the parties.
sexyrazor
20-09-2009, 08:16 PM
Lies
cpfcfan1
20-09-2009, 08:16 PM
How the hell do you go from having the fan on when you sleep to dildos?
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 08:17 PM
I didn't :D
Doris and I were talking about Tuppaware.
Sophie_9
20-09-2009, 08:18 PM
How the hell do you go from having the fan on when you sleep to dildos?
Dani:rolleyes:
cpfcfan1
20-09-2009, 08:19 PM
Tuppaware and dildos
hmm
sexyrazor
20-09-2009, 08:19 PM
:hi:
cpfcfan1
20-09-2009, 08:42 PM
are you all comparing them in private?
sexyrazor
20-09-2009, 08:43 PM
Our tuppaware?
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 08:43 PM
are you all comparing them in private?
I most certainly aren't.
Doris.x
20-09-2009, 08:53 PM
No you will be coming away with things like this....
http://www.annsummers.com/wcsstore/AnnSummers/images/AnnSummers/ASPRODUCT_IMAGES/07SCNRAS1007_M.jpg
That doesn't look like tupperware to me! What does it hold? :confused:
Doris.x
20-09-2009, 08:54 PM
http://www.annsummers.com/wcsstore/AnnSummers/images/AnnSummers/ASPRODUCT_IMAGES/07ANAVAS1009_M.jpg
This looks like a handle that's come away from an electric kettle
sexyrazor
20-09-2009, 08:55 PM
That doesn't look like tupperware to me! What does it hold? :confused:
it is waterproof
cpfcfan1
20-09-2009, 08:59 PM
Night all, have fun with your er tupperware :)
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 09:00 PM
Night :hi:
Doris.x
20-09-2009, 09:04 PM
I was looking forward to buying something to put my porridge oats in and some nice microwavable bowls :(
Lizzy
20-09-2009, 09:21 PM
I'd rather go to a tupperware party than an Anne Summers one.
I love tupperware.
Doris.x
20-09-2009, 09:23 PM
I'd rather go to a tupperware party than an Anne Summers one.
I love tupperware.
I can think of more tupperware goods that I'd like than I can Ann Summers :)
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 09:27 PM
I can think of more tupperware goods that I'd like than I can Ann Summers :)
Me too.
I'm not really sure I want to see what's on offer.
Perhaps we should stay in our blissful state of ignorance, Doris, and give it a miss.
Doris.x
20-09-2009, 09:31 PM
Me too.
I'm not really sure I want to see what's on offer.
Perhaps we should stay in our blissful state of ignorance, Doris, and give it a miss.
I think you're right Barbara. I don't want to be a party pooper but I can't think of a single Ann Summers product that would be useful :rolleyes:
Well, not to me anyway :D
2b3
Lizzy
20-09-2009, 09:34 PM
I fancy hosting a virgin vie party.
Nice products.
Barbara4003
20-09-2009, 09:36 PM
We used to do a lot of their printing and they used to send me loads of samples of their stuff.
We lost the contract though, so I don't get the stuff anymore.
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