View Full Version : The Witty Conversation Thread.
Doris.x
20-09-2009, 09:37 PM
I fancy hosting a virgin vie party.
Nice products.
What's that Lizzy?
Lizzy
20-09-2009, 09:38 PM
Beauty and skin products.
Fairly pricey but lush.
Doris.x
20-09-2009, 10:34 PM
Sounds nice
cpfcfan1
21-09-2009, 05:47 PM
:hi:
crap day at work :(
hows was/ is everyone?
Barbara4003
21-09-2009, 05:59 PM
:hi:
I was so busy at work today. The day had gone before I realised it.
Ant.Palace
22-09-2009, 10:48 AM
It's a bit quiet on the BBS today.
DocSavage
22-09-2009, 04:49 PM
It's a bit quiet on the BBS today.
you what?
Barbara4003
22-09-2009, 04:53 PM
Ooh. This thread has come back to life :lux:
cpfcfan1
22-09-2009, 05:33 PM
:hi:
Ant.Palace
23-09-2009, 07:22 AM
It's still dark outside. :(
Barbara4003
23-09-2009, 09:08 AM
It's not here :)
Ant.Palace
23-09-2009, 10:46 AM
It's not here :)
Posting an hour and a half later might have something to do with that..:hmph:
Barbara4003
23-09-2009, 11:39 AM
That awful Welsh woman is shouting away downstairs again :rolleyes:
I've put a wedge under my toilet door so if she goes to use it, she'll think it's locked or something.
I don't want her using my toilet.
Ant.Palace
23-09-2009, 11:42 AM
How have you put a wedge under the door if you're outside the loo?
Ant.Palace
23-09-2009, 11:43 AM
..........and you're not Anne Robinson are you?
Barbara4003
23-09-2009, 11:59 AM
I shoved a piece of cardboard under the door from the outside and it's managed to totally wedge the door shut.
The door opens outwards, by the way.
And no, I am not Anne Robinson.
Ant.Palace
23-09-2009, 12:02 PM
I shoved a piece of cardboard under the door from the outside and it's managed to totally wedge the door shut.
The door opens outwards, by the way.
And no, I am not Anne Robinson.
So how are you going to get in when you want to go then?:D
Barbara4003
23-09-2009, 12:07 PM
Take the piece of cardboard out ;)
cpfcfan1
23-09-2009, 05:55 PM
:hi:
Barbara4003
23-09-2009, 06:32 PM
:hi:
kitticat
23-09-2009, 06:33 PM
arrrgh I hate waiting for ebay auctions.
Barbara4003
23-09-2009, 06:35 PM
What are you bidding on?
kitticat
23-09-2009, 06:36 PM
some posh underwear, I think I have an addiction :( :o
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 07:36 AM
Morning all.
kitticat
24-09-2009, 07:54 AM
:lux: :lux:
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 07:56 AM
Morning :hi:
kitticat
24-09-2009, 07:56 AM
I won them they are soooo gorgeous :p
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 08:01 AM
Undie addict.
Maidstoned Eagle
24-09-2009, 08:02 AM
I must start Ebaying, I reckon I got loads of old shit I can get rid of on there.
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 08:03 AM
1f4c
I only woke up 10 minutes ago and did one of those wake up, not know where I was or what day it was.
Twas a bit scary.
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 08:12 AM
I only woke up 10 minutes ago and did one of those wake up, not know where I was or what day it was.
Twas a bit scary.
They are great when its Sunday, and you can got back to sleep for a while.
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 08:13 AM
They are great when its Sunday, and you can got back to sleep for a while.
Or Tuesday, or Thursday, or Saturday
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 08:15 AM
Or Tuesday, or Thursday, or Saturday
..........For the semi retired. ;)
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 08:17 AM
..........For the semi retired. ;)
Or, to put it a nicer way and to ensure a bigger piece of cake, part-timer :p
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 08:18 AM
I like the way you're on here within 10 minutes of waking up. Most people wash/brush teeth/have tea or coffee/have breakfast first. I think you're an addict.
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 08:19 AM
Or, to put it a nicer way and to ensure a bigger piece of cake, part-timer :p
Ah, yes of course.
Putting part time doesn't make me smile though. :)
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 08:23 AM
I like the way you're on here within 10 minutes of waking up. Most people wash/brush teeth/have tea or coffee/have breakfast first. I think you're an addict.
It wasn't exactly 10 minutes but I get your point :(
I have to wait for the cleaner to arrive before I can shower and get dressed :D
I have got a cup of tea though :p
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 08:25 AM
It wasn't exactly 10 minutes but I get your point :(
I have to wait for the cleaner to arrive before I can shower and get dressed :D
I have got a cup of tea though :p
Does the cleaner clean you then?:eek:
:D
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 08:28 AM
Does the cleaner clean you then?:eek:
:D
No, silly. That would be just perverse :eek:
She lost her key ages ago and I haven't got round to getting her another one cut.
It looks a lovely day out there. I might go out on my bike later for a while.
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 08:37 AM
It does look nice out the window. Might have to find an excuse to go outside.
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 08:40 AM
It looks very still out there.
I've been watching the squirrels in the garden getting through the electric fence. They learn very quickly not to let their tails touch the wires.
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 10:48 AM
Now, I may be missing something here, but I've just been scouting around for a recipe for the cake, and found this one:
175g butter, softened
175g caster sugar
3 medium eggs, beaten
175g self-raising flour
50g chopped walnuts
4 tbsp lemon curd
Icing:
300g icing sugar
30ml very strong coffee
1 tbsp clear honey
Walnut halves, to decorate
Method
1.Preheat the oven to 180°C/gas mark 4. Butter and line 2 x 20cm sandwich cake tins.
2.Cream together the butter and sugar until fluffy. Gradually add the beaten eggs, with a little flour. Sift in the remaining flour and fold in, with the walnuts. Add the coffee.
3.Divide the mixture between the tins. Bake for 20-25 minutes. Check by pressing gently with your finger - the cake should spring back. Leave in the tins for 5 minutes, then turn on to a rack. When cold, sandwich together with the lemon curd.
4.To make the topping, sift the icing sugar into a bowl, then mix in the coffee and honey. Pour on to the cake, spreading it over the top and sides, then press walnut halves into the icing. Serve when the icing is set.
Lemon curd? :confused:
Where is the coffee? :confused:
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 10:51 AM
30ml very strong coffee
there.
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 10:51 AM
I love lemon curd.
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 10:54 AM
It looks very still out there.
I've been watching the squirrels in the garden getting through the electric fence. They learn very quickly not to let their tails touch the wires.
The badgers not figured out to go around the front garden yet?
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 10:54 AM
I love lemon curd.
So do I, but not in a coffee and walnut cake.
I found a different recipe now, anyway.
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 10:56 AM
The badgers not figured out to go around the front garden yet?
No, strangely enough. Apparently, they are very set in their ways and maybe a bit blind, seeing as they have to walk past the front garden to get to the back.
We haven't been troubled with them since the fence went up, so I do wonder where they have moved on to.
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 12:32 PM
I've just booked some tickets for the theatre.
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 01:06 PM
I've just booked some tickets for the theatre.
What are you going to see?
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 02:43 PM
1f44
The cake is in the oven :lux:
The c*** is in the oven :lux:
I'm shocked.
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 02:48 PM
What are you going to see?
Scooby Doo and the pirate ghost. :D
Oh, the joys of parenthood.
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 02:49 PM
The cake is in the oven :lux:
:lux:
Does this one have lemon curd in it?
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 02:54 PM
I'm shocked.
I didn't mean to call you thick.
That was a very unfair edit.
I'm shocked.
I didn't mean to call you thick.
That was a very unfair edit.
I'm shocked.I find 'cake' an offensive word.
So why was my edit unfair?
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 02:55 PM
:lux:
Does this one have lemon curd in it?
No. I resisted the temptation to put lemon curd, or any sort of curd, in it.
I've just taken it out of the oven and nearly dropped it :D
I'll take a picture of it when it's finished, then take it into work tomorrow and get a verdict on it.
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 02:56 PM
I find 'cake' an offensive word.
So why was my edit unfair?
Oh.
I thought you were implying I had said a different word to cake.
Most people find my cakes offensive, as it happens.
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 02:57 PM
:D Will you two make up please.
You're like a pair of kids. :rolleyes:
Oh.
I thought you were implying I had said a different word to cake.
.Good Lord, no ; I know you are no potty mouth.
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 02:59 PM
Good Lord, no ; I know you are no potty mouth.
:)
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 03:01 PM
:D Will you two make up please.
You're like a pair of kids. :rolleyes:
:D
It's because I called him the wrong type of sock.
Anyway.
Back to my cake.
Should I put coffee in the butter icing, do you think?
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 03:02 PM
:D
It's because I called him the wrong type of sock.
Anyway.
Back to my cake.
Should I put coffee in the butter icing, do you think?
Oh, yes!
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 03:04 PM
Don't you think it will be too much coffee tasting?
What about if I put plain butter icing in the middle, and coffee butter icing on the top and then delicately decorate it with the rest of the walnuts?
(Assuming I don't eat them all before the cake cools).
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 03:10 PM
<salivating smiley>
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 03:11 PM
I'm going for the plain in the middle, coffee on top.
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 03:19 PM
I'm going for the plain in the middle, coffee on top.
You're the expert.:p
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 04:31 PM
Well, here's the cake. It's a bit wonky.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/Barbara4003/Cake.jpg
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 04:40 PM
Looks lovely. :p
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 04:48 PM
Doesn't taste too bad, either.
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 04:54 PM
I'm now guessing how big a slice you've had.
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 04:56 PM
It was about < > this big :D
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 04:56 PM
Oh :(
That didn't work :(
Ant.Palace
24-09-2009, 04:59 PM
never mind. i laughed anyway.
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 05:02 PM
I ended up putting coffee butter cream in the middle and on top, mainly because I poured the coffee in before I split the mixture in two.
It was ok though. No as over powering as I initially thought it would be.
cpfcfan1
24-09-2009, 05:40 PM
:hi:
Barbara4003
24-09-2009, 05:54 PM
:hi:
Ant.Palace
25-09-2009, 07:14 AM
I ended up putting coffee butter cream in the middle and on top, mainly because I poured the coffee in before I split the mixture in two.
It was ok though. No as over powering as I initially thought it would be.
Is there any left?
:hi:
1fab
Barbara4003
25-09-2009, 07:19 AM
:hi:
Yes. I'm taking half of it into work today.
Ant.Palace
25-09-2009, 07:27 AM
You ate half of it!:eek:
Barbara4003
25-09-2009, 08:15 AM
No :D
I had one little slice yesterday and have kept the rest.
So I've brought half into work because there's no way I'll eat all of it before it goes stale.
Ant.Palace
25-09-2009, 08:25 AM
What's the verdict at work?
Barbara4003
25-09-2009, 08:31 AM
They haven't eaten any yet. I won't let them have any until lunch time.
Can't be eating cake first thing in the morning.
Ant.Palace
25-09-2009, 08:32 AM
They haven't eaten any yet. I won't let them have any until lunch time.
Can't be eating cake first thing in the morning.
Aren't you? :(
Barbara4003
25-09-2009, 08:41 AM
Aren't you? :(
Aren't I what? Eating cake? :confused:
Ant.Palace
25-09-2009, 09:06 AM
Aren't I what? Eating cake? :confused:
No, aren't you not supposed to eat cake in the morning. :(
This is a c*** conversation thread, not a witty one.
Ant.Palace
25-09-2009, 09:08 AM
This is a c*** conversation thread, not a witty one.
It's because you don't say much.
Barbara4003
25-09-2009, 09:11 AM
No, aren't you not supposed to eat cake in the morning. :(
They've come up and nicked the cake :(
Ant.Palace
25-09-2009, 09:12 AM
They've come up and nicked the cake :(
:D
Take it as a compliment.:lux:
Barbara4003
25-09-2009, 09:16 AM
It was in the kitchen, and now it's gone :sob:
Ant.Palace
25-09-2009, 09:22 AM
The Welsh woman?
Barbara4003
25-09-2009, 09:32 AM
The Welsh woman?
No :(
We're having a new machine delivered and I just went over to our other building for something, and I noticed the crane driver eating a bit of my cake :eek: And a couple of the others are, too.
Then as I walked back, the crane driver asked his mate if he wanted the piece of cake cos he thought it was sh*t :sob:
I'm not making any more cakes :sob:
Ant.Palace
25-09-2009, 09:34 AM
No :(
We're having a new machine delivered and I just went over to our other building for something, and I noticed the crane driver eating a bit of my cake :eek: And a couple of the others are, too.
Then as I walked back, the crane driver asked his mate if he wanted the piece of cake cos he thought it was sh*t :sob:
I'm not making any more cakes :sob:
The bastards.:grrr:
Barbara4003
25-09-2009, 09:37 AM
The bastards.:grrr:
I know :(
I just asked one of the boys who gave them the cake, and he blamed someone else. So I told him to go and ask the crane driver if he enjoyed his cake.
It turns out the crane driver doesn't like coffee.
Idiot :hmph:
Barbara4003
25-09-2009, 10:01 AM
What another lovely day it is today :)
Shame I'm stuck in work.
MicksSis
25-09-2009, 10:05 AM
That cake looks lovely - Ignore the crane driver. Apart from driving a crane, what would he know anyway?
Barbara4003
25-09-2009, 10:12 AM
That cake looks lovely - Ignore the crane driver. Apart from driving a crane, what would he know anyway?
Exactly. What would he know about the finer things in life, like coffee and walnut cake.
:D
cpfcfan1
25-09-2009, 10:15 AM
Morning all :hi:
Barbara4003
25-09-2009, 10:24 AM
Morning :hi:
Ant.Palace
25-09-2009, 10:26 AM
That cake looks lovely - Ignore the crane driver. Apart from driving a crane, what would he know anyway?
Do you drive a crane? I though you operate a it.
Ant.Palace
25-09-2009, 10:26 AM
Morning all :hi:
:hi: Nice lie in?:D
cpfcfan1
25-09-2009, 10:43 AM
it was :D just popped down shop n got some cola bottles and coke haha :hi:
Ant.Palace
25-09-2009, 11:17 AM
A bit of a coke head then?
Barbara4003
25-09-2009, 11:19 AM
I'm bored
Ant.Palace
25-09-2009, 11:30 AM
I'm bored
I hate to say it but I'm bored too.:(
Barbara4003
25-09-2009, 11:48 AM
1f77
:(
Ant.Palace
25-09-2009, 11:54 AM
Boredom relieved for a couple of minutes by chip eating.
Barbara4003
25-09-2009, 11:55 AM
I just had a cheese sandwich, but it was also very boring.
cpfcfan1
26-09-2009, 05:48 PM
Eurgh what a day, home now and pleased with the Palace win :)
Barbara4003
26-09-2009, 06:12 PM
Eurgh what a day, home now and pleased with the Palace win :)
They played really well, by all accounts.
Was a bit of a nail-biting last 15 minutes or so, though.
cpfcfan1
26-09-2009, 06:16 PM
Good to hear, how was everyones day today then? :_)
sexyrazor
26-09-2009, 06:17 PM
I am dying
cpfcfan1
26-09-2009, 06:17 PM
Oh sorry to hear that :D
Barbara4003
26-09-2009, 06:18 PM
I am dying
Self inflicted.
Minimum sympathy.
And you are grounded for a week.
Now go to your room.
:D
sexyrazor
26-09-2009, 06:20 PM
I am curled on the sofa with my duvet feeling sorry for myself :(
cpfcfan1
26-09-2009, 06:20 PM
Oh did someone have too many drinkys last night?
sexyrazor
26-09-2009, 06:21 PM
Yes far too much.
cpfcfan1
26-09-2009, 06:22 PM
It sure is getting dark earlier, clocks go back soon I guess
Barbara4003
26-09-2009, 06:24 PM
It sure is getting dark earlier, clocks go back soon I guess
Last weekend in October I think
sexyrazor
26-09-2009, 06:24 PM
25th
cpfcfan1
26-09-2009, 06:24 PM
then it starts to get xmasy :D
sexyrazor
26-09-2009, 06:25 PM
:(
cpfcfan1
26-09-2009, 06:40 PM
You need a fry up, that always helps :)
Lizzy
26-09-2009, 07:43 PM
feel all weird - fell asleep at about 5.30 for a couple of hours and now feel a bit disorientated.
mrgins
26-09-2009, 08:00 PM
I am dying
can you die quietly please
DocSavage
27-09-2009, 09:09 AM
good morning,
just logged on to catch up with the cpfc world and do some IT hosekeeping, pleased with yestedays result, keen to watch the grand prix rooting for a few spectacular but non injurious crashes and a disputed result
hope you're all well out there
cpfcfan1
27-09-2009, 01:57 PM
:hi: to anyone out there
Barbara4003
27-09-2009, 01:58 PM
:hi:
A lovely day again, isn't it?
cpfcfan1
27-09-2009, 02:10 PM
Not really, been up since 4 at work, was hetic busy and just got home, still yes the weather is lovely :)
Barbara4003
27-09-2009, 02:13 PM
I did mean the weather :)
Not nice having to work at weekends :(
DocSavage
27-09-2009, 02:19 PM
I've been "out there"
good isn't it?
Barbara4003
27-09-2009, 02:22 PM
It sure is, Doc. I haven't actually been 'out there' (well, apart to turn the force field off in the garden).
I just got ready to drive to Heathrow thinking my daughter's plane landed at 4.00pm, but forgot about the time difference between here and Canada :D
I don't need to be there until 9.00 pm.
sexyrazor
27-09-2009, 02:25 PM
I am blooming freezing.
cpfcfan1
27-09-2009, 02:29 PM
Are you joking? its boiling!
Ant.Palace
27-09-2009, 02:30 PM
I am blooming freezing.
Go outside then, it's a lovely day.
:p
sexyrazor
27-09-2009, 02:36 PM
Go outside then, it's a lovely day.
:p
No way, I am on day 2 of the hangover.
Barbara4003
27-09-2009, 02:39 PM
Even I'm not cold, Dani.
And that's saying something.
thefox
27-09-2009, 02:50 PM
So has there been any yet ?
Barbara4003
27-09-2009, 02:52 PM
1f96
Not a lot lately.
We went from witty, to poetic, to cookery and now just idle chit chat.
And now you've come along, there definitely won't be any :D
thefox
27-09-2009, 02:54 PM
That's true as conversation needs two people and I can't do all the wit on my own.
Barbara4003
27-09-2009, 02:57 PM
Poor foxy :(
So disillusioned.
cpfcfan1
27-09-2009, 03:00 PM
Just :S: off while watching x factor, will not sleep now though or will not tonight!
thefox
27-09-2009, 03:03 PM
I just gripped by the witty conversation on this thread. :D
Barbara4003
27-09-2009, 03:17 PM
There was a young man called the fox
Who's as funny as damp, smelly socks
He thinks he's so witty
But he's just Walter Mitty
He needs pelting with fruit in some stocks
:D
mrgins
27-09-2009, 03:52 PM
weather report: high temp of 58*f low temp of 57*f
These guys predict it to a T
cpfcfan1
27-09-2009, 05:30 PM
it really is getting dark earlier now, winter is on its way
Lizzy
27-09-2009, 06:21 PM
I'm cattle trucked.
cpfcfan1
27-09-2009, 06:48 PM
still? :D must of drunk a lot..
Lizzy
27-09-2009, 06:50 PM
I don't drink.
DocSavage
27-09-2009, 07:07 PM
it really is getting dark earlier now, winter is on its way
winter draws on?
cpfcfan1
27-09-2009, 07:14 PM
Not quite the time for thermals yet..
cpfcfan1
28-09-2009, 04:09 PM
:hi:
Barbara4003
28-09-2009, 04:27 PM
:hi:
Ant.Palace
28-09-2009, 04:31 PM
Not quite the time for thermals yet..
I'm still wearing shorts! :p
Ant.Palace
28-09-2009, 04:31 PM
:hi:
cpfcfan1
28-09-2009, 04:32 PM
Think its a bit colder today still fairly warm though
Barbara4003
28-09-2009, 04:33 PM
I'm still wearing shorts! :p
It's ok during the day, but by about 4.00 it does get a bit chilly.
I'm freezing at the moment :(
cpfcfan1
28-09-2009, 04:37 PM
im cold too :(
Ant.Palace
28-09-2009, 04:42 PM
You two need to have porridge for breakfast!
cpfcfan1
28-09-2009, 04:44 PM
I had crunchy nut clusters :D
Barbara4003
28-09-2009, 04:48 PM
I do have porridge.
Quakers oats with golden syrup.
Yummy :D
cpfcfan1
28-09-2009, 04:51 PM
You like your oats ;)
Barbara4003
28-09-2009, 04:53 PM
:D
thefox
28-09-2009, 04:56 PM
I'm still wearing shorts! :p
I trying to remember the last time I didn't. :afro:
cpfcfan1
28-09-2009, 04:58 PM
I have a damn head cold, cant stop sneezing
Barbara4003
28-09-2009, 05:01 PM
I have a damn head cold, cant stop sneezing
Oooh. I had that last week :(
thefox
28-09-2009, 05:02 PM
:S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S:
cpfcfan1
28-09-2009, 05:04 PM
:S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S:
You tired? long day? you need some oats mate :p
Barbara4003
28-09-2009, 05:06 PM
You tired? long day? you need some oats mate :p
Ignore him.
He's an attention seeker.
thefox
28-09-2009, 05:11 PM
You tired? long day? you need some oats mate :p
I should have gone to bed half an hour ago. There will be moaning ,but not that kind.
thefox
28-09-2009, 05:12 PM
Ignore him.
He's an attention seeker.
I know I will have my own thread soon.
Barbara4003
28-09-2009, 05:12 PM
What time is it where you are then, foxy?
thefox
28-09-2009, 05:24 PM
What time is it where you are then, foxy?
00:24
1fa6
Barbara4003
28-09-2009, 05:48 PM
00:24
Crikey.
Well past your bedtime, I'd have thought.
cpfcfan1
28-09-2009, 06:29 PM
I hate head colds, feel really rough and work tomorrow
Barbara4003
28-09-2009, 06:32 PM
Mine turned into a niggly little cough, then just totally disappeared when I woke up Saturday.
Barbara4003
29-09-2009, 08:52 AM
Yet another lovely day :)
I'm going out on my bike with my friend for a couple of hours.
Then footie tonight :lux:
Ant.Palace
29-09-2009, 08:55 AM
Yet another lovely day :)
I'm going out on my bike with my friend for a couple of hours.
Then footie tonight :lux:
I don't want to burst your bubble, but I'm going tonight.
Barbara4003
29-09-2009, 08:58 AM
I don't want to burst your bubble, but I'm going tonight.
Oh dear :(
Mind you, my husband has decided he wants to go tonight, too, and he is the biggest jinx known to man.
So I won't give you an ear-bashing if we don't win tonight.
But things could be very frosty here.
I've told him this is his last chance :hmph:
kitticat
29-09-2009, 09:00 AM
I just wish someone could come over a wait on me today, I'm in a lazy mood :)
Ant.Palace
29-09-2009, 09:21 AM
Oh dear :(
Mind you, my husband has decided he wants to go tonight, too, and he is the biggest jinx known to man.
So I won't give you an ear-bashing if we don't win tonight.
But things could be very frosty here.
I've told him this is his last chance :hmph:
Freya's going Saturday. (and She's not even seen us score in 3 games!)
Ant.Palace
29-09-2009, 09:22 AM
I just wish someone could come over a wait on me today, I'm in a lazy mood :)
You could try and train devil cat.
Barbara4003
29-09-2009, 09:28 AM
Freya's going Saturday. (and She's not even seen us score in 3 games!)
Poor little Freya :( Would be interesting to let her go with her mum one time, just to see if it's you that is the jinx in the family.
This is how the conversation went with my husband last night.
Him: Is there football on Tuesday night?
Me: Yes.
Him; Is it a proper game though?
Me: What do you mean by a proper game?
Him: Well, are they actually going to be playing football?
Me: That is usually what a football match is all about.
Him: Hmmm. Well I don't mind going if they are going to play some football
Me: Well don't do me any favours. If you're not going to support them then don't bother coming
Him: Well, I'll give them one more chance. Who are they playing?
Me: Arsenal
Him: No need to be like that.
:D
Ant.Palace
29-09-2009, 10:23 AM
Poor little Freya :( Would be interesting to let her go with her mum one time, just to see if it's you that is the jinx in the family.
:D
Her mum is very lucky, i dont think she saw palace lose one season (and she went to most the home games).
DocSavage
29-09-2009, 10:31 AM
hello all
Ant.Palace
29-09-2009, 10:40 AM
:hi:
DocSavage
29-09-2009, 10:46 AM
I'm thinking of goint to lunch
that should kill an hour
then an hour for lunch
then think about going home
Barbara4003
29-09-2009, 12:16 PM
Gosh, that was a knackering bike ride. But quite enjoyable at the same time.
It's so hot out there. It was lovely riding through Riddlesdown Common :)
So, now I'm off to lunch in a nice little pub garden with my friend for a good old gossip.
We tried gossiping while we were cycling, but it's not the same.
Ant.Palace
29-09-2009, 12:20 PM
I haven't heard the word 'gosh' in ages either!:)
Barbara4003
29-09-2009, 12:21 PM
I haven't heard the word 'gosh' in ages either!:)
I put that just for you :D
Ant.Palace
29-09-2009, 12:29 PM
I put that just for you :D
Crikey, thanks.;)
Barbara4003
29-09-2009, 02:56 PM
I know I keep going on about it, but the weather is absolutely lovely out there.
It is so hot. I wonder when it will all change?
Ant.Palace
29-09-2009, 03:40 PM
I know I keep going on about it, but the weather is absolutely lovely out there.
It is so hot. I wonder when it will all change?
8pm tonight.
thefox
29-09-2009, 04:00 PM
:S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S:
Ant.Palace
29-09-2009, 04:01 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Barbara4003
29-09-2009, 04:18 PM
:S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S: :S:
Go to bed.
Jordan's Jacket
29-09-2009, 04:40 PM
1f89
I say, my wife's had an upset tummy in Laos
-Inkhazi?
-Yes, constantly.
Is that witty enough?
Barbara4003
29-09-2009, 04:41 PM
It's a lot wittier than some, so yes, that's fine :p
Jordan's Jacket
29-09-2009, 04:44 PM
Here we go then
My daughter went on a sailing course in Poole
-In Dorset?
-Yes, she' d recommend it to anyone.
Ant.Palace
29-09-2009, 04:52 PM
My friend's sent me a text, with just this spelling 'agnb'.
I thought it was bang out of order!
cpfcfan1
29-09-2009, 05:33 PM
:hi:
Ant.Palace
30-09-2009, 07:42 AM
:hi:
We were all at football!:p
thefox
30-09-2009, 07:59 AM
It's a lot wittier than some, so yes, that's fine :p
Bad timing though.
Ant.Palace
30-09-2009, 08:51 AM
Does a draw last night still constitute being a jinx?
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 08:53 AM
Does a draw last night still constitute being a jinx?
No.
You are now considered jinxless :)
DocSavage
30-09-2009, 02:16 PM
and in no particular order
Mandelson's got one of those goblin faces. Like Jordan.
So... He's the old minister at the church. Has he ever been mistaken for a peodophile?
If i didnt get off on humiliation, I'd have a bloody miserable life.
I had sex with Abbie last night. Don't tell her though, cause she was asleep.
Bikes were not invented for my body shape.
She's very competitive. Even in bed.
Don't worry. Someone is bound to have a Swiss Army Knife.
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 02:19 PM
and in no particular order
Mandelson's got one of those goblin faces. Like Jordan.
So... He's the old minister at the church. Has he ever been mistaken for a peodophile?
If i didnt get off on humiliation, I'd have a bloody miserable life.
I had sex with Abbie last night. Don't tell her though, cause she was asleep.
Bikes were not invented for my body shape.
She's very competitive. Even in bed.
Don't worry. Someone is bound to have a Swiss Army Knife.
Errr - ok then.
:confused:
Ant.Palace
30-09-2009, 03:25 PM
and in no particular order
Mandelson's got one of those goblin faces. Like Jordan.
So... He's the old minister at the church. Has he ever been mistaken for a peodophile?
If i didnt get off on humiliation, I'd have a bloody miserable life.
I had sex with Abbie last night. Don't tell her though, cause she was asleep.
Bikes were not invented for my body shape.
She's very competitive. Even in bed.
Don't worry. Someone is bound to have a Swiss Army Knife.
I'm starting to seriousy question your sanity. ;)
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 03:29 PM
I've been asked to make a coconut cake.
So that will be my cookery project tomorrow.
Ant.Palace
30-09-2009, 03:32 PM
I like coconut cake. (;))
mind you, I like every cake except Christmas cake.
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 03:36 PM
I don't like Christmas cake either, so there's no chance of me making one of those.
I'm going to basically make a Victoria sandwich, with coconut in, then put jam in the middle, a little bit of butter icing on the top, and then sprinkle coconut on the top, and put a few glace cherries on top :lux:
DocSavage
30-09-2009, 03:51 PM
I'm starting to seriousy question your sanity. ;)
me too
but I was lost for words and didn't want the thread quiet for too long
DocSavage
30-09-2009, 03:52 PM
I don't like Christmas cake either, so there's no chance of me making one of those.
I'm going to basically make a Victoria sandwich, with coconut in, then put jam in the middle, a little bit of butter icing on the top, and then sprinkle coconut on the top, and put a few glace cherries on top :lux:
i don't like cakes much i am a savoury sort of guy, now if you were making onion bhajis or such i'd be round in a shot
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 03:53 PM
i don't like cakes much i am a savoury sort of guy, now if you were making onion bhajis or such i'd be round in a shot
Someone at work asked me if I would make him an egg and bacon quiche? :confused:
DocSavage
30-09-2009, 03:56 PM
Someone at work asked me if I would make him an egg and bacon quiche? :confused:
allergic to eggs (in base states only) sorry
DocSavage
30-09-2009, 03:57 PM
are you the office bake?
DocSavage
30-09-2009, 03:57 PM
:lux: :hi:
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 04:00 PM
are you the office bake?
So it seems. Although I'm useless at cooking. I make things, then take them into work and make the boys at work eat the stuff and give me their verdict.
1f82
Ant.Palace
30-09-2009, 04:01 PM
Can I just add that i made the perfect omelette the other day.
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 04:02 PM
What constitutes a perfect omelette?
thefox
30-09-2009, 04:02 PM
God this thread is like watching Will and Grace.
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 04:03 PM
God this thread is like watching Will and Grace.
Go to bed.
Ant.Palace
30-09-2009, 04:03 PM
God this thread is like watching Will and Grace.
You watch Will and Grace?
That explains a lot.
Ant.Palace
30-09-2009, 04:05 PM
What constitutes a perfect omelette?
Fresh eggs from my sisters chickens, ham, red onion, oyster mushroom, chedder cheese, a dash of milk and italian seasoning.:p
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 04:06 PM
Yes, but was the omelette slightly runny in the middle?
DocSavage
30-09-2009, 04:07 PM
What constitutes a perfect omelette?
making and eating it a very long way from me
who is will
who is grace
Ant.Palace
30-09-2009, 04:07 PM
Yes, but was the omelette slightly runny in the middle?
No, it wouldn't have been perfect then, would it. :rolleyes:
Ant.Palace
30-09-2009, 04:08 PM
making and eating it a very long way from me
who is will
who is grace
An American 'comedy' that mostly middle aged women watch. (I think)
thefox
30-09-2009, 04:09 PM
You watch Will and Grace?
That explains a lot.
It's one of those boring things you have on in the background when you can't be bothered turning over. You know the kind of thing.
DocSavage
30-09-2009, 04:09 PM
An American 'comedy' that mostly middle aged women watch. (I think)
not an egg dish then?
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 04:09 PM
No, it wouldn't have been perfect then, would it. :rolleyes:
It would have been for me :rolleyes:
thefox
30-09-2009, 04:10 PM
who is will
who is grace
Are you questioning Ants sexuality or Barbs sex ? :D
Ant.Palace
30-09-2009, 04:10 PM
It's one of those boring things you have on in the background when you can't be bothered turning over. You know the kind of thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Your secrets safe on this thread.;)
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 04:11 PM
It's one of those boring things you have on in the background when you can't be bothered turning over. You know the kind of thing.
Foxy, go to bed and get some beauty sleep.
I'm sure you need it.
Ant.Palace
30-09-2009, 04:13 PM
It would have been for me :rolleyes:
Me too. I wouldn't have bothered of mentioning it otherwise. I even got it out of the pan in one piece. (Shame it was the wife's one. She said it tasted perfect too though.)
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 04:18 PM
Now, do you turn your omelette's over in the pan, or do you put it under the grill, to cook the top part?
Ant.Palace
30-09-2009, 04:34 PM
Now, do you turn your omelette's over in the pan, or do you put it under the grill, to cook the top part?
Never heard of the grill version, sounds like a pompous tv chef way to me.
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 04:45 PM
It's the only way I've ever known to cook an omelette.
The one time I tried to turn it over in the pan to cook the other side, it all went horribly wrong and ended up like scrambled egg in the pan.
thefox
30-09-2009, 04:48 PM
Never heard of the grill version, sounds like a pompous tv chef way to me.
Spanish omelettes. :rolleyes:
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 04:50 PM
I quite fancy an omelette, now.
Ant.Palace
30-09-2009, 04:59 PM
Spanish omelettes. :rolleyes:
I'm not Spanish.
Or a Chef.
Up late tonight aren't you.;)
cpfcfan1
30-09-2009, 06:22 PM
:hi:
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 06:57 PM
:hi:
cpfcfan1
30-09-2009, 06:58 PM
im cold brrr
DocSavage
30-09-2009, 06:59 PM
a witty omletter i presume or merely a chuckle omlette?
quick its not witty enough
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 07:00 PM
4d7
It is chilly tonight.
It's raining in Manchester.
DocSavage
30-09-2009, 07:04 PM
i'm going to have an ice lolly and support wolfgang or whatever
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 07:09 PM
I just had a Mars ice cream.
I'm in the Wolfgang gang, too :lux:
GodstoneEagle
30-09-2009, 07:14 PM
It is chilly tonight.
It's raining in Manchester.
yup. pissing down in Manchester.
Barbara4003
30-09-2009, 07:15 PM
yup. pissing down in Manchester.
No doubt on it's way down here then.
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