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Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 03:12 PM
No Rambling in here please, only witty and intelligent conversation.:hi:
DocSavage
16-09-2009, 03:13 PM
so can I top the banned list then?
SpikeyMatt
16-09-2009, 03:14 PM
Your mum.
DocSavage
16-09-2009, 03:21 PM
has anyone had beneficial experience of linkedin?
DocSavage
16-09-2009, 03:22 PM
Your mum.
your?
you're?
DocSavage
16-09-2009, 03:23 PM
http://www.mumm.ac.be/EN/index.php
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 03:30 PM
has anyone had beneficial experience of linkedin?
Could you explain fully and precisely what exactly linkedin is?
Thank you :)
kitticat
16-09-2009, 03:30 PM
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ!!!
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 03:31 PM
has anyone had beneficial experience of linkedin?
No, sorry.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 03:32 PM
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ!!!
Why are you calling for Maz?
:confused:
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 03:33 PM
No, sorry.
How do you know you haven't?
joe walker
16-09-2009, 03:33 PM
No Rambling in here please, only witty and intelligent conversation.:hi:
Why are you here then? ;)
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ!!!KITT TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(This is like Wuthering Heights on the BBS).
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 03:42 PM
How do you know you haven't?
Because i Googled it.
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 03:43 PM
Why are you here then? ;)
:eek:
Thanks Joe.:(
;)
kitticat
16-09-2009, 03:45 PM
KITTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(This is like Wuthering Heights on the BBS).
:love: :love:
They said intelligent conversation.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 03:50 PM
:love: :love:
They said intelligent conversation.
Flirting isn't considered intelligent conversation.
;)
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 03:51 PM
Because i Googled it.
I can't be ar*ed to google it.
What does it mean?
Flirting isn't considered intelligent conversation.
;)Kitty and I are talking about literary milestones actually.
Spanish Dan
16-09-2009, 03:53 PM
Straight to Chit Chat Gold, let's not muck about with this one.
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 03:55 PM
I can't be ar*ed to google it.
What does it mean?
I can't be ar*ed to tell you.
;)
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 03:56 PM
Straight to Chit Chat Gold, let's not muck about with this one.
We don't force you to read threads you know.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 03:56 PM
I can't be ar*ed to tell you.
;)
Touche.
:)
I'll google it then and find out.
kitticat
16-09-2009, 03:57 PM
Kitty and I are talking about literary milestones actually.
Yes totally, though my preferred, choices of literature is crime rather than romance
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 03:58 PM
Yes totally, though my preferred, choices of literature is crime rather than romance
I noted that by your photo of your demon cat.
A bookshelf would be good though.;)
1f5d
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 03:58 PM
I can't be ar*ed to tell you.
;)
Ok. I googled it.
And the answer is, no.
Next subject.
mrgins
16-09-2009, 03:59 PM
where's the wittiness? Witty is like "ok, a duck walks into a bar and the bartender says..."
Oops, sorry, I think that's irony
kitticat
16-09-2009, 04:00 PM
I noted that by your photo of your demon cat.
A bookshelf would be good though.;)
I'm working on it, I may drag my dad down to Bexhill to look for an antique one to match my furniture :p
where's the wittiness? Witty is like "ok, a duck walks into a bar and the bartender says..."
Oops, sorry, I think that's irony
If that's irony then you are pewtery.
Spanish Dan
16-09-2009, 04:01 PM
We don't force you to read threads you know.
Agreed, but it would be easier for me if all such threads were kept in one place. Like Chit Chat Gold.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:02 PM
Agreed, but it would be easier for me if all such threads were kept in one place. Like Chit Chat Gold.
Why?
It's quite simple.
Just don't click on the thread.
It really is that easy.
:)
dowieslovechild
16-09-2009, 04:03 PM
has anyone had beneficial experience of linkedin?
Yes, I have made money as a result of networking on it. IMO the #1 professional networking site and cuter than just lumping your CV onto sites like Monster etc.
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 04:03 PM
I'm working on it, I may drag my dad down to Bexhill to look for an antique one to match my furniture :p
It's actually quite strange what little details we all know of each other. God help us if someone did a profile of what they read on here.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:06 PM
It's actually quite strange what little details we all know of each other. God help us if someone did a profile of what they read on here.
I'm useless at 'reading' people. I get them all wrong.
kitticat
16-09-2009, 04:07 PM
It's actually quite strange what little details we all know of each other. God help us if someone did a profile of what they read on here.
My films are stacked pretty much the same :(
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 04:19 PM
I'm useless at 'reading' people. I get them all wrong.
You certainly are. I'm nothing like Kevin Costner.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:21 PM
You certainly are. I'm nothing like Kevin Costner.
That was just the picture in my head for some reason. I don't even know why.
:)
GodstoneEagle
16-09-2009, 04:22 PM
Why?
It's quite simple.
Just don't click on the thread.
It really is that easy.
:)
you're turning into a female maz
selhurstparkflyer
16-09-2009, 04:23 PM
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:23 PM
you're turning into a female maz
I said a couple of weeks ago I was sort of morphing into a Mazette.
It was the underlining, wasn't it?
:(
mrgins
16-09-2009, 04:24 PM
If that's irony then you are pewtery.
I prefer to think of myself as unleaded
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:24 PM
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
I made a poem up about a fish when I was at school.
If anyone is interested, I'll post it.
selhurstparkflyer
16-09-2009, 04:25 PM
I am interested. Very.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:27 PM
I am interested. Very.
Had you not added the 'very', I'd have believed you.
But aside from that, I think I'm a bit grumpy today.
:(
selhurstparkflyer
16-09-2009, 04:27 PM
I was being honest.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:29 PM
I was being honest.
OK. Well, it's a cr*p poem, and I was only 11 when I made it up.
Percy was a goldfish
I was very fond of him
But Percy died unhappily
Because he couldn't swim.
Ta-da!
DocSavage
16-09-2009, 04:29 PM
Could you explain fully and precisely what exactly linkedin is?
Thank you :)
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Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 04:30 PM
1fd6
OK. Well, it's a cr*p poem, and I was only 11 when I made it up.
Percy was a goldfish
I was very fond of him
But Percy died unhappily
Because he couldn't swim.
Ta-da!
:lux:
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Barbara4003 again.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:30 PM
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I got bored with waiting for your full and explicit explanation, so I googled it.
And the answer is no, can't say as I have.
:)
DocSavage
16-09-2009, 04:30 PM
Yes, I have made money as a result of networking on it. IMO the #1 professional networking site and cuter than just lumping your CV onto sites like Monster etc.
hey excellent thank you, do i have to sell my body?
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 04:31 PM
I'm more impressed you remember a poem you wrote when you were 11.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:31 PM
:lux:
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Barbara4003 again.
:D
Do you want to hear the one I made up about a cat?
You don't have to be polite and say yes.
I won't be offended if you say no.
I'll just cry a lot
DocSavage
16-09-2009, 04:32 PM
I got bored with waiting for your full and explicit explanation, so I googled it.
And the answer is no, can't say as I have.
:)
well I was washing the batmobile, putting the garden furniture in the garage and making sure all my bits were warm and dry
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:33 PM
I'm more impressed you remember a poem you wrote when you were 11.
I have my poetry book from when I was at school and was reading through it a couple of months ago.
I wrote loads of them but can only remember 3 of them by heart.
:)
selhurstparkflyer
16-09-2009, 04:33 PM
That is quality.
OK. Well, it's a cr*p poem, and I was only 11 when I made it up.
Percy was a goldfish
I was very fond of him
But Percy died unhappily
Because he couldn't swim.
Ta-da!
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:33 PM
well I was washing the batmobile, putting the garden furniture in the garage and making sure all my bits were warm and dry
Fair enough
:D
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:34 PM
That is quality.
I detect sarcasm in your typing, Spuffman.
OK. Well, it's a cr*p poem, and I was only 11 when I made it up.
Percy was a goldfish
I was very fond of him
But Percy died unhappily
Because he couldn't swim.
Ta-da!I don't understand.
Why couldn't he swim. Was he disabled? Or was it more of a mental issue?
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 04:36 PM
:D
Do you want to hear the one I made up about a cat?
You don't have to be polite and say yes.
I won't be offended if you say no.
I'll just cry a lot
Y:lux: ES!!!!
Let me think...
Peter was a cat
I was very fond of him
But Peter died unhappily
Because he was too fat?
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:37 PM
I don't understand.
Why couldn't he swim. Was he disabled? Or was it more of a mental issue?
He was a paraplegic.
Poor Percy :(
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 04:38 PM
OK. Well, it's a cr*p poem, and I was only 11 when I made it up.
Percy was a goldfish
I was very fond of him
But Percy died unhappily
Because he couldn't swim.
Ta-da!
Can i just say i first read that with a Spike Millligan voice in my head, Then tried a Pam Ayres. Both worked.:p
dowieslovechild
16-09-2009, 04:38 PM
hey excellent thank you, do i have to sell my body?
Only if you are not entirely happy with it?
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 04:39 PM
Let me think...
Peter was a cat
I was very fond of him
But Peter died unhappily
Because he was too fat?
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Maz again.
Sorry, i must be easily amused today!!:D
Eaglettie
16-09-2009, 04:40 PM
If that's irony then you are pewtery.
Oh I can do pewtery ....
There was a young man from the BBS
Whose sins he wanted to confess
He started to post
what he liked the most,
And left the rest for us to guess !!!
:D ;)
DocSavage
16-09-2009, 04:41 PM
Only if you are not entirely happy with it?
:rolleyes:
calm down please I'll do the jokes!!!!!
:p
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 04:41 PM
Oh I can do pewtery ....
There was a young man from the BBS
Whose sins he wanted to confess
He started to post
what he liked the most,
And left the rest for us to guess !!!
:D ;)
Sorry, fails on the last line.
2182
selhurstparkflyer
16-09-2009, 04:41 PM
I detect sarcasm in your typing, Spuffman.
You are mistaken Barbles. It made me smile.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:41 PM
Let me think...
Peter was a cat
I was very fond of him
But Peter died unhappily
Because he was too fat?
Very witty, Mazling. But I didn't follow the same theme for all my poetic genius.
This is the original:
I had a cat
His name was Brobat
But he's dead now
So that's that.
You can see how I had improved quite significantly from my goldfish days.
Eaglettie
16-09-2009, 04:42 PM
I don't understand.
Why couldn't he swim. Was he disabled? Or was it more of a mental issue?
I had an epileptic goldfish once ....... he was ok everytime I put him back in the bowl though !!!!
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 04:42 PM
Do all your poems end with death?
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:43 PM
You are mistaken Barbles. It made me smile.
:)
My cat one should bring a tear to your eye then.
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 04:43 PM
Very witty, Mazling. But I didn't follow the same theme for all my poetic genius.
This is the original:
I had a cat
His name was Brobat
But he's dead now
So that's that.
You can see how I had improved quite significantly from my goldfish days.
No, you hadn't.
Eaglettie
16-09-2009, 04:44 PM
Sorry, fails on the last line.
:(
How about ....
There was a young man from the BBS
Whose sins he wanted to confess
He started to post
what he liked the most,
To get it all off his chest !!!
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:44 PM
Do all your poems end with death?
No.
My Moon one doesn't.
That's an epic one.
The pinnacle of my poetry genius, I feel.
DocSavage
16-09-2009, 04:45 PM
No.
My Moon one doesn't.
That's an epic one.
The pinnacle of my poetry genius, I feel.
tell us babs, do you recall anyone else sharing that view?
:hi:
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:45 PM
No, you hadn't.
Oh :(
Eaglettie
16-09-2009, 04:46 PM
What's the moon one then Barbara ????
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:46 PM
tell us babs, do you recall anyone else sharing that view?
:hi:
My Moon one did get me a star in my book, so obviously my teacher thought so.
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 04:48 PM
:(
How about ....
There was a young man from the BBS
Whose sins he wanted to confess
He started to post
what he liked the most,
To get it all off his chest !!!
Confess and chest don't rhyme!;)
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 04:48 PM
My Moon one did get me a star in my book, so obviously my teacher thought so.
Hurry up! I go home at 6!!!
DocSavage
16-09-2009, 04:48 PM
Confess and chest don't rhyme!;)
it does if you drop the T and we are in sarf london
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:49 PM
What's the moon one then Barbara ????
This one is multi-versed. I moved on from the one versers.
The Moon
The moon is different from our globe
It hasn't any trees;
But if you were to dig and probe
You'd find three-headed fleas.
They're green and blue
And six legs too,
Their eyes are square, not round.
And as they hope around the moon,
They make holes in the ground.
So when you're asked about the moon
And why it isn't flatter,
You'll know the holes are made by fleas,
And not volcanic matter.
:)
I know you'll all be mightily impressed with that one.
Eaglettie
16-09-2009, 04:50 PM
This one is multi-versed. I moved on from the one versers.
The Moon
The moon is different from our globe
It hasn't any trees;
But if you were to dig and probe
You'd find three-headed fleas.
They're green and blue
And six legs too,
Their eyes are square, not round.
And as they hope around the moon,
They make holes in the ground.
So when you're asked about the moon
And why it isn't flatter,
You'll know the holes are made by fleas,
And not volcanic matter.
:)
I know you'll all be mightily impressed with that one.
:lux: :lux: :lux: :lux: :lux: :lux:
Brilliant !!!
DocSavage
16-09-2009, 04:51 PM
My Moon one did get me a star in my book, so obviously my teacher thought so.
which reminds me that one of my primary school teachers used to make us sit under her desk if we were "norty" franky I blame all of my latter day deviance on her
she was neither young, not pretty and it was torture
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 04:51 PM
This one is multi-versed. I moved on from the one versers.
The Moon
The moon is different from our globe
It hasn't any trees;
But if you were to dig and probe
You'd find three-headed fleas.
They're green and blue
And six legs too,
Their eyes are square, not round.
And as they hope around the moon,
They make holes in the ground.
So when you're asked about the moon
And why it isn't flatter,
You'll know the holes are made by fleas,
And not volcanic matter.
:)
I know you'll all be mightily impressed with that one.
Hope around the moon?
The moon hasn't got volcanos.
I like it, but not as much as the fish one.:p
1f70
DocSavage
16-09-2009, 04:52 PM
This one is multi-versed. I moved on from the one versers.
The Moon
The moon is different from our globe
It hasn't any trees;
But if you were to dig and probe
You'd find three-headed fleas.
They're green and blue
And six legs too,
Their eyes are square, not round.
And as they hope around the moon,
They make holes in the ground.
So when you're asked about the moon
And why it isn't flatter,
You'll know the holes are made by fleas,
And not volcanic matter.
:)
I know you'll all be mightily impressed with that one.
reminds me of pam ayres and she made a living at it
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:53 PM
which reminds me that one of my primary school teachers used to make us sit under her desk if we were "norty" franky I blame all of my latter day deviance on her
she was neither young, not pretty and it was torture
I got caned across my hands at primary school for scratching my name on one of the toilet doors.
I was only going to get detention, but I was stupid enough to deny it was me.
:(
reminds me of pam ayres Poor Barbara :(
Eaglettie
16-09-2009, 04:54 PM
Confess and chest don't rhyme!;)
There is a bloke on the BBS, and his name is ant
If one's poems do not rhyme he likes to rave and rant !!!!!
;)
Who Posted? Total Posts: 89
User Name Posts Barbara4003 (http://forums.cpfc.org/member.php?u=14436) 27
By the way, Babsimuff, didn't you say earlier that you were only going to post 20 times a day in GCC?
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:55 PM
Hope around the moon?
The moon hasn't got volcanos.
I like it, but not as much as the fish one.:p
Oops. Should be hops.
How was I supposed to know if the moon had volcanos when I was 11?
In my head the moon was a mass of erupting volcanos.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:56 PM
Who Posted? Total Posts: 89
User Name Posts Barbara4003 (http://forums.cpfc.org/member.php?u=14436) 27
By the way, Babsimuff, didn't you say earlier that you were only going to post 20 times a day in GCC?
Yes, but I changed my mind, Mazipoos.
I'm allowed to do that.
I'm female.
DocSavage
16-09-2009, 04:56 PM
Oops. Should be hops.
How was I supposed to know if the moon had volcanos when I was 11?
In my head the moon was a mass of erupting volcanos.
and fleas
hey its a poem not a scientific analysis
:hi: :lux: :love:
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 04:58 PM
There is a bloke on the BBS, and his name is ant
If one's poems do not rhyme he likes to rave and rant !!!!!
;)
Perfect.:p
Never had a poem written about me before.:)
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:58 PM
and fleas
hey its a poem not a scientific analysis
:hi: :lux: :love:
Thank you.
Some people are just so demanding.
The theme was Space and the Universe, as I remember.
:)
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 04:59 PM
Oops. Should be hops.
How was I supposed to know if the moon had volcanos when I was 11?
In my head the moon was a mass of erupting volcanos.
My humble appologies. I'm being over critical of an 11 year old.:(
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 04:59 PM
Perfect.:p
Never had a poem written about me before.:)
I could compose one about you.
But you'll probably end up dead at the end of it, so maybe not such a good idea.
Ant.Palace
16-09-2009, 05:00 PM
I could compose one about you.
But you'll probably end up dead at the end of it, so maybe not such a good idea.
:hmph: ;)
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 05:01 PM
My humble appologies. I'm being over critical of an 11 year old.:(
:lux:
Yes, but I changed my mind, Mazipoos.
I'm allowed to do that.
I'm female.
The thing about Barbara you'll find
Is that she's always changing her mind.
She says it's her gender
That makes her mind bend. Er,
But I think that it's her behind.
DocSavage
16-09-2009, 05:01 PM
I got caned across my hands at primary school for scratching my name on one of the toilet doors.
I was only going to get detention, but I was stupid enough to deny it was me.
:(
sorry that made me giggle insanely
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 05:04 PM
The thing about Barbara you'll find
Is that she's always changing her mind.
She says it's her gender
That makes her mind bend. Er,
But I think that it's her behind.
That's not bad, Mazikins.
You left a comma out in the first line, but I'll overlook that.
I'd give you a B for that.
:)
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 05:05 PM
sorry that made me giggle insanely
Made me cry :sob:
And it was done in Assembly, on the stage, in front of everyone.
I had to confess my sin to the whole school.
1f6b
That's not bad, Mazikins.
You left a comma out in the first line, but I'll overlook that.
No I didn't.
Write it out as a sentence... The thing about Barbara you'll find is that she's always changing her mind.
Are you actually saying it should readThe thing about Barbara you'll find, is that she's always changing her mind.?
Surely not?
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 05:06 PM
No I didn't.
Write it out as a sentence... The thing about Barbara you'll find is that she's always changing her mind.
Are you actually saying it should readThe thing about Barbara you'll find, is that she's always changing her mind.?
Surely not?
No.
I am saying The thing about Barbara, you'll find, is that she's always changing her mind
No.
I am saying The thing about Barbara, you'll find, is that she's always changing her mindThat's acceptable.
But if that's truly what you were saying then you would have said that I had missed out two commas - not just one.
Teacher gets C- ; see me after class.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 05:10 PM
That's acceptable.
But if that's truly what you were saying then you would have said that I had missed out two commas - not just one.
Teacher gets C- ; see me after class.
That is what I was truly saying, and you're just lucky I missed the second comma on my original comment.
Pupil gets D- for questioning the teacher ; see me after class, please.
Pupil gets D- for questioning the teacher ; see me after class, please.Oh dear oh dear - you'd punish people for showing an independence of mind?
Teacher now gets E --.
See me after class in my study ; and bring a letter of resignation.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 05:57 PM
Oh dear oh dear - you'd punish people for showing an independence of mind?
Teacher now gets E --.
See me after class in my study ; and bring a letter of resignation.
For you to correct? I think not, Mr Maz.
I don't see it as independence of mind. I see it as a naughty boy who shows no respect for his more educated teacher.
So. You can report to my study with 'I must respect Miss Barbara' written out 100 times, in your neatest handwriting.
This could be viewed completely the wrong way
This could be viewed completely the wrong wayQuite.
Think we'd better stop here? :)
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 05:59 PM
Quite.
Think we'd better stop here? :)
I think so, yes.
:)
peagle
16-09-2009, 06:04 PM
Ok so this is a joke you have to say to yourself out loud or it doesnt really work:
A man is going out with a lovely woman called lorraine (not the b!tch off the Apprentice a nice one). Anyway, after goiung out with her for some time he meets another woman at a party called Clearly. They really hit it off and before long they have a bit of an affair!!! Feeling bad about the whole thing, the man takes Lorraine out for a lovely picnic by a nice river! Unfortunately when Lorraine goes to sit down on the grass she slips and falls into the torrent of water and starts screaming (gargling) for help as she floats downstream. The man then says to himself.
'I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone'
(sung out loud to the tune of 'I can see clearly now the rain has gone')
cpfcfan1
16-09-2009, 06:05 PM
Evening all :hi:
The thing about Barbara 4003
Is that she has this fantasy
Of being forbidding.
But she is just kidding,
She's as soft as a ripe lychee.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 06:06 PM
Ok so this is a joke you have to say to yourself out loud or it doesnt really work:
A man is going out with a lovely woman called lorraine (not the b!tch off the Apprentice a nice one). Anyway, after goiung out with her for some time he meets another woman at a party called Clearly. They really hit it off and before long they have a bit of an affair!!! Feeling bad about the whole thing, the man takes Lorraine out for a lovely picnic by a nice river! Unfortunately when Lorraine goes to sit down on the grass she slips and falls into the torrent of water and starts screaming (gargling) for help as she floats downstream. The man then says to himself.
'I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone'
(sung out loud to the tune of 'I can see clearly now the rain has gone')
You really didn't need to add the (sung out loud ..........) bit.
Even I got it :p
:)
'I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone'
(sung out loud to the tune of 'I can see clearly now the rain has gone')Thanks for the explanation.
None of us could have worked that out without it.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 06:09 PM
The thing about Barbara 4003
Is that she has this fantasy
Of being forbidding.
But she is just kidding,
She's as soft as a ripe lychee.
A ripe lychee?
Couldn't you have come up with something a bit better than a lychee?? Although it does sound rather exotic :)
I'll work on one about you this evening, I think.
I'll put my best poets hat on and come up with a cracker :p
(I know there should have been an apostrophe in there somewhere)
:)
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 06:10 PM
Evening all :hi:
You found us then ;)
:hi:
cpfcfan1
16-09-2009, 06:11 PM
Its just not the same :(
1f9f
peagle
16-09-2009, 06:11 PM
At least I made an effort guys!!! hmph :(
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 06:13 PM
Its just not the same :(
I know. But things change. People change.
It will be ok.
Fret not.
:)
cpfcfan1
16-09-2009, 06:15 PM
I guess, also its warm tonight
kitticat
16-09-2009, 06:37 PM
ahhhh I now see what you've done here ;)
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 06:47 PM
ahhhh I now see what you've done here ;)
Which is why I was asking you why you were calling Maz
;)
123 posts already ; don't see this one being given as much grace and favour as the last, do you? ;)
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 06:49 PM
123 posts already ; don't see this one being given as much grace and favour as the last, do you? ;)
Ssshhhh ;)
Actually, if you post quite regularly, as a small favour, it probably won't get moved.
:)
DocSavage
16-09-2009, 06:53 PM
evening all
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 06:55 PM
:hi:
peagle
16-09-2009, 07:15 PM
I was walking down the street
When out the corner of my eye,
I saw a pretty little thing approaching me.
She said I never seen a man,
Who looks so all alone,
Could you use a little company?
If you could pay the right price,
Your evening will be nice,
Or you can go and send me on my way,
I said you're such a sweet young thing,
Why'd you do this to yourself?
She looked at me and this is what she said.
Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees,
I got bills to pay,
I got mouths to feed,
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know I can't slow down,
I can't hold back
Though you know I wish I could,
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good.
Not even 15 minutes later,
I'm still walking down the street,
When I saw the shadow of a man creep out of sight,
And then he swept up from behind,
Put a gun up to my head,
He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight,
He said give me all you've got,
I want your money not your life,
If you try to make a move I wont think twice,
I told him you can have my cash,
But first you know I've got to ask,
What made you want to live this kind of life?
He said there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees,
I got bills to pay
I got mouths to feed
Ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know I can't slow down,
I can't hold back
Though you know I wish I could
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good.
Now a couple hours past,
And I was sitting in my house,
The day was winding down and coming to an end,
So I turned on the TV,
And flipped it over to the news,
And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend,
I saw a preacher man in cuffs
Taking money from the church,
He stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills
But even still I can't say much
Because I know were all the same,
Oh yes we all seek out to satisfy those thrills.
You know there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees,
We got bills to pay
We got mouths to feed
Ain't nothing in this world for free.
Oh no
We can't slow down,
We can't hold back
Though you know we wish we could.
You know there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good.
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 07:20 PM
Very good Peagle.
Not your own work though, I don't think.
;)
peagle
16-09-2009, 07:21 PM
Song by Cage the Elephant called Ain't no rest for the wicked
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 07:22 PM
Why would anyone want to cage an elephant?
That's just cruel.
Reminds me of Dumbo's mum
:(
west country boy
16-09-2009, 07:24 PM
Gossip calypso, Gossip calypso
Hear all about it yak a yak-yak
Every woman up at the window
Giving out the gossip and getting it back
Oh Mrs. Brown, well how are you now, I tell you,
I've had a shocking time with Ern and his stomach
Don't talk to me, my Charlie has gone and fallen down the stairs
again, saints preserve us
Poor old chap, did he hurt himself well, not as much as
Alf that's my cousin Fred's boy I learned from Fred,
the doctor said, he'll have to have his kneecap scraped, gor blimey
singing
Gossip calypso Gossip calypso
Hear all about it yak a yak-yak
Every woman up at the window
Giving out the gossip and getting it back
Mrs. Booze, have you heard the news that woman,
you know the very fat one down at the corner
Climbed in a truck, got stuck, they think that they never gonna get
her out, do tell me
Well I had a feller round and gave him a pound, to free her with an
oxyacetylene welder
Must send along some books, it looks like she's gonna be there quite
some time, cor blimey singing
Gossip calypso Gossip calypso
Hear all about it yak a yak-yak
Every woman up at the window
Giving out the gossip and getting it back
Oh Mrs. Ware I do like your hair who does it,
I go to Madame Pom Pom round by the gas works
With all that fruit, it looks so cute, I can't believe it it's
really you, like a film star
Have you heard dear, a little bird has told me Mrs. Tate's expecting
her seventh
Well glory be, that's three, she's had since Lenny had his tonsils
out, cor blimey singing
Gossip calypso Gossip calypso
Hear all about it yak a yak yak
Every woman up at the window
Giving out the gossip and getting it back
Giving out the gossip and getting it back.
1f83
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 07:29 PM
I just googled that.
Bernard Cribbens.
:D
peagle
16-09-2009, 07:30 PM
it sounds ermmmm.... to each their own
Barbara4003
16-09-2009, 07:32 PM
WCB is a bit alternative
:)
Palace Palare
16-09-2009, 07:34 PM
I just googled that.
Bernard Cribbens.
:DAh! Midshipman Albert Poop-Decker :)
Maidstoned Eagle
17-09-2009, 06:13 AM
Now heres an idea, lets fill up CCG with all these sorts of threads and then they´ll all get sulky because they´ll be replacing things like "Lets count to 5" and stuff.
DocSavage
17-09-2009, 07:02 AM
Now heres an idea, lets fill up CCG with all these sorts of threads and then they´ll all get sulky because they´ll be replacing things like "Lets count to 5" and stuff.
we'll need some help counting to 5 though
how are you this bright september morn?
Maidstoned Eagle
17-09-2009, 07:15 AM
I´m good, where are your mates that you´ve asked me to say hello to?
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 08:11 AM
:hi:
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 08:20 AM
:hi: morning all
DocSavage
17-09-2009, 08:21 AM
I´m good, where are your mates that you´ve asked me to say hello to?
sorry got muddled between the 2 threads so have posted on your epic site but Ben's in Mijas and Steve's up the hill a bit inland from there
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 08:23 AM
Morning Ant :hi:
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 08:24 AM
catching up i've noticed this has turned into the poetry thread.
thefox
17-09-2009, 08:25 AM
No Rambling in here please, only witty and intelligent conversation.:hi:
What a cunning disguise !
Maidstoned Eagle
17-09-2009, 08:26 AM
sorry got muddled between the 2 threads so have posted on your epic site but Ben's in Mijas and Steve's up the hill a bit inland from there
Blimey, very close to me. I´m in Alhaurin El Grande.
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 08:29 AM
What a cunning disguise !
Where else would you find such high brow poetry.
DocSavage
17-09-2009, 08:29 AM
Blimey, very close to me. I´m in Alhaurin El Grande.
curry house next door to trad spanish restauant?
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 08:30 AM
You have to watch Foxy.
He's a double agent I think.
;)
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 08:36 AM
You have to watch Foxy.
He's a double agent I think.
;)
We could take over Maidstoned's thread if this gets moved.;)
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 08:47 AM
We could take over Maidstoned's thread if this gets moved.;)
:lux:
I feel like I've got a hangover and I haven't even had a drink.
I'm wondering if I've got a cold coming :(
thefox
17-09-2009, 08:50 AM
You have to watch Foxy.
He's a double agent I think.
;)
We are mods , we are mods , we are, we are, we are mods.
perhaps.
not.
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 08:53 AM
Don't have such a high opinion of yourself, Foxy.
A mod.
Bah! Never.
thefox
17-09-2009, 08:57 AM
Don't have such a high opinion of yourself, Foxy.
A mod.
Bah! Never.
Na dem low life , dem da pigs innit.
Maidstoned Eagle
17-09-2009, 08:57 AM
curry house next door to trad spanish restauant?
One in Coin like that.
DocSavage
17-09-2009, 09:02 AM
:lux:
I feel like I've got a hangover and I haven't even had a drink.
I'm wondering if I've got a cold coming :(
have a drink be on the safe side
Eagle Of Cray
17-09-2009, 09:07 AM
That's not bad, Mazikins.
You left a comma out in the first line, but I'll overlook that.
I'd give you a B for that.
:)
That's not bad, Babikins.
You left a J out in the last line, but I'll overlook that.
I'd give you a 1 for that.
DocSavage
17-09-2009, 09:13 AM
One in Coin like that.
I'll let you know when I find the address book:)
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 09:14 AM
1fcf
That's not bad, Babikins.
You left a J out in the last line, but I'll overlook that.
I'd give you a 1 for that.
:eek:
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 09:20 AM
:lux:
I feel like I've got a hangover and I haven't even had a drink.
I'm wondering if I've got a cold coming :(
I feel much better today. My immune system's in top shape. :)
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 09:26 AM
Right. I've got to get my hair washed and get to the hairdressers.
I expect to see some nice intelligent discussions in progress when I get back.
:)
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 09:31 AM
Right. I've got to get my hair washed and get to the hairdressers.
I expect to see some nice intelligent discussions in progress when I get back.
:)
Why don't you get the hairdresser to wash it?
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 09:37 AM
They will wash it. But you can't turn up with dirty hair. It has to be nice and clean for them to wash it.
It's a bit like cleaning the house before the cleaner arrives.
:)
cpfcfan1
17-09-2009, 09:38 AM
Morning all
How witty is everyone today :)
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 09:49 AM
Good morning, my dear friend. How comes you today?
cpfcfan1
17-09-2009, 09:53 AM
Morning fine sir, One is quite fine, How be yourfine self fellow?
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 10:03 AM
I'm just dandy, thankyou for asking.
DocSavage
17-09-2009, 10:33 AM
Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today!
I wish, I wish he'd go away!
When I came home tonight at three
The man was waiting there for me
But when I looked around the hall
I couldn't see him there at all!
In Downing Street upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't Blair.
He wasn't Blair again today.
Oh how I wish he'd go away.
There was a man upon the stair
When I looked back, he wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I think he's from the CIA.
I hope you enjoy these fine examples of plagiarism
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 10:37 AM
I long to go to the sea again
The lonely sea in the sky
I left my shoes and socks there
I wonder if they're dry.
DocSavage
17-09-2009, 11:05 AM
where's babs?
which reminds me of a great movie
http://www.answers.com/topic/where-s-jack-1
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 11:41 AM
Where's Wally?
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7637/wally1j.jpg
By antpalace (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/antpalace)
DocSavage
17-09-2009, 11:45 AM
Where's Wally?
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7637/wally1j.jpg
By antpalace (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/antpalace)
he's in the submarine?
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 11:57 AM
I don't know i didn't look.
DocSavage
17-09-2009, 12:50 PM
is that babs with the lilo and in a transparent 1960's mackintosh?
<_tece_>
17-09-2009, 12:51 PM
is that babs with the lilo and in a transparent 1960's mackintosh?
Where?
DocSavage
17-09-2009, 01:00 PM
Where?
behind the fat man in the striped bathing shorts
kitticat
17-09-2009, 01:03 PM
I have just got to an OMG bit in my book, I wanna go home so I can finish it arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghh!!
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 01:05 PM
is that babs with the lilo and in a transparent 1960's mackintosh?
Well spotted. Could well be.
DocSavage
17-09-2009, 01:12 PM
I have just got to an OMG bit in my book, I wanna go home so I can finish it arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghh!!
what book?
Nofishtoday
17-09-2009, 01:27 PM
I've just got to an OCD bit in my book and now i've got to wash my hands. Again.
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 01:54 PM
I'm back with new colour hair
:D
Lizzy
17-09-2009, 02:18 PM
I've got PMT from hell.
That is all I have to add to this thread.
kolinkins
17-09-2009, 02:46 PM
I've got PMT from hell.
That is all I have to add to this thread.
It's all in the mind:p
cpfcfan1
17-09-2009, 02:47 PM
OO what colour?
I just popped down shop, got two bottles of big coke and a massive bar of choccy.
That will do me
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 02:50 PM
It's sort of a dark brown but with strong red flashes all through the front.
And it's all nice and shiney.
:)
1faa
kolinkins
17-09-2009, 02:50 PM
It's sort of a dark brown but with strong red flashes all through the front.
And it's all nice and shiney.
:)
why didnt you get it done last week?
KlinxRAGE :veryangry
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 02:51 PM
why didnt you get it done last week?
KlinxRAGE :veryangry
I was supposed to :( But Jennifer nicked my hair appointment.
I'll get it topped up next time you are my guest at football ;)
cpfcfan1
17-09-2009, 02:55 PM
Ok way to much coke and choc for me :(
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 02:58 PM
Ok way to much coke and choc for me :(
A perfect example for the vomity-smilie-thingy to be introduced.
:D
cpfcfan1
17-09-2009, 03:03 PM
I am off work for a few days, and I always seem to eat loads of rubbish.
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 03:12 PM
OO what colour?
I just popped down shop, got two bottles of big coke and a massive bar of choccy.
That will do me
I've just been to the bank, then into Sainsburys. Cookies are still 2 for £1, so i had to get them. Plus 6 bottles of Hardys white wine.
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 03:13 PM
A perfect example for the vomity-smilie-thingy to be introduced.
:D
Yep, i've just had 2 of said cookies.
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 03:14 PM
I've had nothing all day :(
My hairdresser offered to go to McDonalds and get me a burger :(
I just had a coffee instead.
cpfcfan1
17-09-2009, 03:15 PM
I really fancy a kfc, that bbq box thing looks so nice
Maidstoned Eagle
17-09-2009, 03:22 PM
I just had some sheep wander into my garden, have explained to the shepherd about my rules on visitors. I don't think it will be happening again.
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 03:23 PM
I just had some sheep wander into my garden, have explained to the shepherd about my rules on visitors. I don't think it will be happening again.
Do you want to come over and have a word with my badger?
:)
kolinkins
17-09-2009, 03:25 PM
I've had nothing all day :(
My hairdresser offered to go to McDonalds and get me a burger :(
I just had a coffee instead.
That's more than me. Quit your complaining
Maidstoned Eagle
17-09-2009, 03:26 PM
Do you want to come over and have a word with my badger?
:)
You won't like my rules.
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 03:27 PM
That's more than me. Quit your complaining
I offered you gum.
You refused.
Some rubbish about fasting or something.
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 03:27 PM
You won't like my rules.
Oh.
I don't want the badger hurt. I just want him to naff off to someone elses garden.
The Badger Society are coming up next week to put up an electric fence :(
Maidstoned Eagle
17-09-2009, 03:29 PM
I offered you gum.
You refused.
Some rubbish about fasting or something.
Thats interesting, seeing as you don't actually eat gum, you just chew it, but its still not allowed?
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 03:30 PM
Thats interesting, seeing as you don't actually eat gum, you just chew it, but its still not allowed?
Apparently not.
I think he thought I had put something in it :rolleyes:
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 03:34 PM
Cake?
I didn't bother taking the cake because I knew he wouldn't be able to eat it. He could have used it as a missile to throw at the team though. It would have done some serious damage.
Ooh, I made a poem up about you last night. Only took me 10 minutes :lux:
kolinkins
17-09-2009, 03:34 PM
Thats interesting, seeing as you don't actually eat gum, you just chew it, but its still not allowed?
sugar (and other ingredients, I guess) enter the body.
DocSavage
17-09-2009, 03:35 PM
this threads busied up in the last hour or so, i wonder why that might be:afro:
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 03:35 PM
sugar (and other ingredients, I guess) enter the body.
It was sugar-less.
Maidstoned Eagle
17-09-2009, 03:35 PM
Oh.
I don't want the badger hurt. I just want him to naff off to someone elses garden.
The Badger Society are coming up next week to put up an electric fence :(
Maidstoneds Rule; If it's got more or less than two legs and hasn't been invited by me or brought by a friend, it gets deaded
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 03:36 PM
Maidstoneds Rule; If it's got more or less than two legs and hasn't been invited by me or brought by a friend, it gets deaded
I'll stick with the electric fence for now. But thanks anyway :p
1f9b
Ooh, I made a poem up about you last night. Only took me 10 minutes :lux:Is it about dead animals again?
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 03:41 PM
Is it about dead animals again?
No. I managed to keep death of any form out of it.
And fleas.
:)
kolinkins
17-09-2009, 03:45 PM
It was sugar-less.
Worried about a second on the lips?
Oh.
Shame.
Dead animals are where your talents lie.
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 03:46 PM
Cake?
Maz is right, you said you'd make cake today.
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 03:46 PM
Worried about a second on the lips?
No, not at all.
But I could see you were.
About yourself, I mean. Not me.
My ar*e didn't encroach onto your seat at all.
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 03:46 PM
Oh.
Shame.
Dead animals are where your talents lie.
Perhaps she could do a poem about Maidstoned's house rules.
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 03:48 PM
Oh.
Shame.
Dead animals are where your talents lie.
I know. But I didn't want to be [what's that word where you get a reputation for doing the same thing over and over again?].
That word.
So I have tried a different course. It's the same tune as the Moon one though.
Do you want me to publish it or not?
Maidstoned Eagle
17-09-2009, 03:48 PM
sugar (and other ingredients, I guess) enter the body.
wow, that is interesting. Even sugar free gum?
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 03:48 PM
Maz is right, you said you'd make cake today.
I know, but I haven't had time.
Or all the ingredients.
I've had a busy day today.
I know. But I didn't want to be [what's that word where you get a reputation for doing the same thing over and over again?].
That word.
The thing about Barbara's a blast ;
She's worried about being typecast.
Never mind the babble
Of her or her rabble,
She's getting typecast and fast.
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 03:53 PM
The thing about Barbara's a blast ;
She's worried about being typecast.
Never mind the babble
Of her or her rabble,
She's getting typecast and fast.
I thought it was typecast, but I thought that was mainly thesbians.
Not us literary geniuses.
I thought it was typecast, but I thought that was mainly thesbians.
Now you'll start Paf off, with some Thesbian pix.
(That's an odd thanguage impediment you have)
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 03:56 PM
Now you'll start Paf off, with some Thesbian pix.
(That's an odd thanguage impediment you have)
I'm getting help for it. Fear not.
It doesn't translate into my Works.
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 04:02 PM
Oh. Someone doesn't like me putting smilies after my posts.
I've got to stop doing it.
I wonder where this thread will go... (http://forums.cpfc.org/forumdisplay.php?f=36)
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 04:06 PM
So where's the poem Barbara?
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 04:07 PM
So where's the poem Barbara?
I have to get Maz's permission to publish it first.
I don't want any law suits slapped on me.
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 04:07 PM
Oh. Someone doesn't like me putting smilies after my posts.
I've got to stop doing it.
I prefer a :confused:
For some reason it always makes me smile.:D
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 04:08 PM
I have to get Maz's permission to publish it first.
I don't want any law suits slapped on me.
He would have to prove that he was the Maz in question.
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 04:08 PM
I prefer a :confused:
For some reason it always makes me smile.:D
I use that one sparingly.
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 04:09 PM
He would have to prove that he was the Maz in question.
True.
But I've already stated it is about him.
Ant.Palace
17-09-2009, 04:12 PM
True.
But I've already stated it is about him.
Where is the head banging smiley when you need it!!
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 04:17 PM
Where is the head banging smiley when you need it!!
This one is as good.
:rolleyes:
cpfcfan1
17-09-2009, 04:19 PM
I laid down to watch how clean is your house and nodded off :(
f15
Barbara4003
17-09-2009, 04:22 PM
It's fatal to lie down between 2.00 pm - 4.00 pm.
Well, not fatal. That's a bit of an exaggeration.
But that is classic nap time.
cpfcfan1
17-09-2009, 04:23 PM
I missed all of how clean is your house too, not happy now :D
Maidstoned Eagle
17-09-2009, 05:04 PM
I laid down to watch how clean is your house and nodded off :(
I did that yesterday, rolled over and broke my glasses.
mrgins
17-09-2009, 11:59 PM
I did that yesterday, rolled over and broke my glasses.
beer glasses? That's tragic:(
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 08:36 AM
Winter draws on, so to speak. It's getting nice and autumnal in the mornings.
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 08:36 AM
Good morning to one and all :hi:
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 08:37 AM
Good morning :hi:
Hope we are all well today and looking forward to a Palace win tomorrow :p
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 08:54 AM
God I am still itching, coming up in little red lumps
So annoying :@
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 08:55 AM
Maybe you are allergic to flour or something.
Or doughnuts.
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 08:56 AM
Haha :D, could be but I aint been at work, I think it may be cola, if which it is I will be very sad :(
Ant.Palace
18-09-2009, 09:06 AM
Could be bed bugs. When did you last wash your duvet?
cpfcfan1
18-09-2009, 09:08 AM
Haha, not sure, dont think it is that, I change the sheets often does that count :(
Barbara4003
18-09-2009, 09:09 AM
Morning Ant :hi:
DocSavage
18-09-2009, 09:20 AM
Good morning :hi:
Hope we are all well today and looking forward to a Palace win tomorrow :p
we always look forward to a wine and are sadly often disappointed
still i am pleased you have your winter draws on it must have been getting a bit nippy without them
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