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biggus mickus
07-07-2002, 07:40 PM
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WRO ITIN
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This aint working
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Igegrn
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What the hell was that, Chocky?:D Q P
biggus mickus
07-07-2002, 07:43 PM
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Testing, testing.
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Testing, testing.
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When I try to write testing
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It comes up as testing.
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Doh! its done it again
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You need to put more work into this
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Try it in Hindu
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biggus mickus
07-07-2002, 07:44 PM
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Since when has a damp patch stopped you?
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My bell end is sore
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Chocky
07-07-2002, 08:04 PM
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wor sore
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in Poland init
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biggus mickus
07-07-2002, 08:07 PM
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Its all marked round the rim
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I dont know what to do?
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Maidstoned Eagle
07-07-2002, 08:11 PM
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wor test racism filter
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wor john-john
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wor honky
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is it working?
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wor Clinton Vialli
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David Murray
07-07-2002, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by Chocky
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wor sore
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in Poland init
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qp
ROFLMFAO :p
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Chocky
07-07-2002, 08:23 PM
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anti 'call Jade a pig' filter test
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Jade is a PIG FACED GRUNTER
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nope, not working init
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biggus mickus
07-07-2002, 08:23 PM
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Vialli, wor wor wor wor
Vialli, wor wor wor wor
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Why is the innit function only working
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When I say Vialli?
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:confused:
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David Murray
07-07-2002, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
Its all marked round the rim
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I dont know what to do?
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qp
Stop screwing the hose on the vacuum cleaner for a start :eek:
qp
biggus mickus
07-07-2002, 08:26 PM
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The dogs name was Jade
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That cant be right
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I thought it was rinreg?
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This is not working, is it!
:confused:
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1fab
Les Butler
07-07-2002, 08:29 PM
Wonder if this will work...............
BOLLOX
Maidstoned Eagle
07-07-2002, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
Its all marked round the rim
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I dont know what to do?
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q p
get some of that wor Cif
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It gets right round the rim
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and the ring
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biggus mickus
07-07-2002, 08:34 PM
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This is what happens
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When you marry a blonde from Essex
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OK, its my own problem:(
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I cant keep up with her, innit.
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biggus mickus
07-07-2002, 08:36 PM
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Hallo WOR Les
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Hows it hangin, inwor
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Damn, its gone again.:confused:
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Maidstoned Eagle
07-07-2002, 08:36 PM
q p
wor brewers droop?
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;)
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biggus mickus
07-07-2002, 08:37 PM
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WOR Les, has found Q P, mark two
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Expect some BOLLIX
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Maidstoned Eagle
07-07-2002, 08:39 PM
q p
wor choom
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innit
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wor Marigold!
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it's in the bleedin' blood innit
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biggus mickus
07-07-2002, 08:45 PM
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Nothing worse than
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Blood that bleeds. I think?:confused:
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Chocky
07-07-2002, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Les Butler
Wonder if this will work...............
BOLLOX
q p
that's WOR bollox to you, man who had penis hairs at 9 years old init
q p
Maidstoned Eagle
07-07-2002, 08:48 PM
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you there, whats the bleeding time
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about half past seven sir
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wor James Robertson Justice
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wor Dirk Bogarde
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wor Doctor in the House
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Chocky
07-07-2002, 08:48 PM
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song for Sevilla
q p
One man went to wor, WOR!
Went to 'wor' and 'init'
One man and his q p thread
Went to 'wor' and 'init'
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David Murray
07-07-2002, 08:48 PM
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Thread now wor king for Les - his qp isn't showing up
qp
More testing
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Thinks he is on a bleeding chat forum
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Bollox my ass
qp
biggus mickus
07-07-2002, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by Maidstoned Eagle
q p
wor brewers droop?
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;)
q p
Q P
I dream of brewers droop
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At least I would have an excuse
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She is a Witch
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David Murray
07-07-2002, 08:51 PM
qp
Nothing to do then Chocky
qp
How about
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Wor have all the inits gone
Long time passing
Wor have all the inits gone
Gone to qp every one
When will they ever learn
qp
David Murray
07-07-2002, 08:52 PM
qp
Food time it is then
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Chinese init
qp
Chocky
07-07-2002, 08:53 PM
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Wor, wor me do,
You know I'll wor you
I'll always be true
So plee-eeese...
Wor me do
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(wor cheated really, just adapted the moo moo me do song init)
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Chocky
07-07-2002, 08:57 PM
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WOR WOR WOR! DELILAH
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biggus mickus
07-07-2002, 08:57 PM
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Going for a poo
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Seaweed uncle feckers
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Maidstoned Eagle
07-07-2002, 09:04 PM
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WOR can I say when I still qp
Wor can I say when I still innit
WOR can I do
WOR can I say
I'll never know this way! innit
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biggus mickus
07-07-2002, 09:07 PM
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Was that, bollix up your arse??
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Blame Canada, I do.
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Maidstoned Eagle
07-07-2002, 09:12 PM
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whats worse than bollix up ya ass?
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wor bollox on ya chin, innit
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biggus mickus
07-07-2002, 09:42 PM
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WOR tapas
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biggus mickus
07-07-2002, 09:43 PM
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WOR bollix on chin
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Bell end on the lip
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Egh!
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Chocky
07-07-2002, 09:47 PM
1f4a
q p
David Murray
08-07-2002, 12:00 AM
qp
Going on a ship on Wednesday
qp
que Chocky :p
qp
David Murray
08-07-2002, 12:01 AM
qp
WOR all over
Yes I'm WOR all over
Baby I'm WOR all over
Now your iiiiiiiiiinit
qp
init ;)
qp
David Murray
08-07-2002, 12:05 AM
qp
Hey WOR
Don't be init
Take a sad WOR
and make it iiiiinit
qp
ouch !
qp
WOR, I need some init
WOR, not just any init
When I was wor'er
so much wor'er than today
I didn't need init or wor in any way
qp
David Murray
08-07-2002, 12:11 AM
qp
I got a book here called
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WOR and Peace
qp
Anyone read it ?
qp
Chocky
08-07-2002, 12:52 AM
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your back needs testing init
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wor flid
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Chocky
08-07-2002, 12:55 AM
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going on a ship eh?
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you'll be wor-ing
you'll be wor-ing
you'll be wor-ing
cross q p
q p
this is getting pathetic
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lie down now
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biggus mickus
08-07-2002, 01:27 AM
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Mr Murry(a)
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The only bloke I know that pulls his back
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Instead of his WOR pudding
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biggus mickus
08-07-2002, 01:34 AM
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David and his WOR wound
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Testing, testing
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WOR
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That works well
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Chocky
08-07-2002, 01:46 AM
q p
nothing else
just
q p
biggus mickus
08-07-2002, 01:52 AM
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Is that it!!!!
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biggus mickus
08-07-2002, 01:54 AM
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Coronita tonight, witha slice of lime
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Rum chasers
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Chocky
08-07-2002, 01:58 AM
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yes
q p
just q p
q p
oh ok a wor then as well init
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jlmatthews
08-07-2002, 02:01 AM
q p
worworworworworworworwor
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still not functioning correctly isit?
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biggus mickus
08-07-2002, 02:02 AM
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One WOR, an innit, with a Q P
Q P
Thats it!!!!
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jlmatthews
08-07-2002, 02:03 AM
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I miss hells init :(
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biggus mickus
08-07-2002, 02:05 AM
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See, the isit aint working either
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Whats a feckin isit, when its at home?
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You better sort this out Chocky
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biggus mickus
08-07-2002, 02:06 AM
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Whats an isit?
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Its a bit like an innit
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But its just not the same
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Why does it not WOR happen
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On WOR mark one Q P innit
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jlmatthews
08-07-2002, 02:11 AM
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isit and init
q p
same concept init
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WOR
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Shopping Carts mother is a WOR!!!
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biggus mickus
08-07-2002, 02:19 AM
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You have killed MIB2 for me
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Or, you have saved me money
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To spend on booze.
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Bloody good lad Jay
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David Murray
08-07-2002, 01:00 PM
qp
Week day test
qp
Wor
qp
Ducking back :(
qp
init
David Murray
08-07-2002, 01:03 PM
qp
:sob:
qp
biggus mickus
08-07-2002, 04:29 PM
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Not a lot of meat on a ducks back
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This is what happens
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When you dont bend it enough
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Desk jockey
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biggus mickus
08-07-2002, 04:33 PM
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Stop crying you whimp
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Mitch says she will give you a rubdown,
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With the sporting life
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Jim Cannons Moustache
08-07-2002, 05:22 PM
q p
testing the quality of mty qps
q p
testing testing
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hmmm may need more tests
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qp perfection needs to be got
q p
1f42
Jim Cannons Moustache
08-07-2002, 05:28 PM
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cough, cough
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sound like i smoke 150 a day
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dry throat
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sympathy please!
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Jim Cannons Moustache
08-07-2002, 05:45 PM
q p
lets see test this q p formation out..
q p q p qp qp q p qp q p
testing init
biggus mickus
08-07-2002, 05:46 PM
Q P
WOR JCM
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Wha'appenin
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Have you been to mark2 Q P yet?
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biggus mickus
08-07-2002, 05:49 PM
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Call that a test?
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QPQPQPQPQPQPQPQPQPQPQP
QPQPQPQPQPQPQPQPQPQPQP
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Now thats a test!
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David Murray
08-07-2002, 05:59 PM
qp
wor wor wor wor wor wor wor wor wor wor wor wor wor wor wor wor
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init init init init init init init init init init init init init init init init init init init init
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David Murray
08-07-2002, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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Mitch says she will give you a rubdown,
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qp
Tell her I will be there in 4 minutes :p
qp
:love: :love: :love: :love:
biggus mickus
08-07-2002, 06:15 PM
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Thats some aircraft Dave.:D
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WOR Seabreeze
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WOR FISHING
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WOR Cod, innit
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Give me a Ling later
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Its all Pollocks
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Dab on a wet Plaice
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Lets all do the Conger
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Do you Flounder in the water?
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I play bass guitar
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Is that hairstyle a Mullet?
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I find that object, a little Gar(f)ish.
Q P
Maidstoned Eagle
08-07-2002, 08:45 PM
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WOR CHOOM!
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that works
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innit
Jim Cannons Moustache
08-07-2002, 09:25 PM
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worworworworworworworworworworworworworworworworwo rworworworworworworworworworworworworworworworworw orworworworworworworworworworworworworworworworwor worworworworworworworworworworworworworworworworwo rworworworworworworworworworworworworworworworworw orworworworworworworworworworworworwor
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yep that seems to work init
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Jim Cannons Moustache
08-07-2002, 09:29 PM
q p
wor biggus i've done some testing today
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ironed out a few creases in my q p technique
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few more tests later i think
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wor q p perfection is sought
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Jim Cannons Moustache
08-07-2002, 10:11 PM
q p
time for a big test
TOTUS PORCUS
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does my shiznit button work
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wor shiznit???
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Jim Cannons Moustache
08-07-2002, 10:14 PM
TOTUS PORCUS
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blimey whats happened my totus porcus key has gone wonky
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send for the engineers theres smoke billowing from it
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllppppppppppppppppp
Jim Cannons Moustache
08-07-2002, 10:43 PM
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where is everyone today
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q p ing by myself :sob:
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and we're nearly at 4000
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plus qp mark 2
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init
Jim Cannons Moustache
08-07-2002, 10:46 PM
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ho hum i'll talk to myself then
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hello gareth how are you?
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ok thanks gareth, but a bit of a sore throat
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me too gareth, must be catching
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quite possibly gareth
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gareth your great you really are
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biggus mickus
08-07-2002, 11:15 PM
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Oh dear
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It seems that JCM(rip)
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Is loosing the plot
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Shame, likable fellow.
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WOR JCM
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Daniel_Nash
08-07-2002, 11:23 PM
Wor qp
back from q p Scotland
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had lots to drink at the wedding
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danced in a kilt, ahh cool breeze :)
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free as a bird :)
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great night on friday!
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home now though :(
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biggus mickus
08-07-2002, 11:32 PM
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Agh, young Mr Nash I presume?
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Welcome home
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Checked out Q P, mark2 yet?
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Daniel_Nash
08-07-2002, 11:34 PM
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Very young Mr Nash!
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Not yet, however i will do!
q p
Daniel_Nash
08-07-2002, 11:43 PM
wonder if this works!
q p!
1fa7
hellsbells
08-07-2002, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by jlmatthews
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I miss hells init :(
q p
q p
honey im home
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biggus mickus
08-07-2002, 11:51 PM
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Thank god for that
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He has been sulking
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hellsbells
08-07-2002, 11:56 PM
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well you are all ok now
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i am back to nurse you all
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biggus mickus
09-07-2002, 12:01 AM
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Bless your heart
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We love you Hellsbells, we do
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We love you Hellsbells, we do
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And when your far away, we're blue
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RED and BLUE
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Oh Hellsbells we love you
Q P
biggus mickus
09-07-2002, 12:04 AM
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No it didnt
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It left a Q P out
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It also made you come over as a yid fan:D
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More work needed Chokyc
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Now that aint right
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David Murray
09-07-2002, 12:47 AM
Originally posted by hellsbells
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honey im home
q p
qp
The only 3 words you do not want to hear when you are making love :cool:
qp
biggus mickus
09-07-2002, 12:50 AM
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ROFL
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I am having fun with Mat, and Selhurstparkflyer at the moment
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:D
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David Murray
09-07-2002, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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ROFL
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I am having fun with Mat, and Selhurstparkflyer at the moment
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:D
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qp
and you call me perverted :confused:
qp
Psychokiller
09-07-2002, 12:53 AM
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5 days without BBS!
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A record for me!
q p
David Murray
09-07-2002, 12:53 AM
qp
init
qp
biggus mickus
09-07-2002, 12:54 AM
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Oy Dave
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Have you read mark one yet.
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See if you can add to the list
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David Murray
09-07-2002, 12:54 AM
qp
I sincerely hope you havent found a life :grrr:
qp
biggus mickus
09-07-2002, 01:08 AM
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I think I got 4000th post
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Did I?
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Sorry Dave
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biggus mickus
09-07-2002, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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Thats some aircraft Dave.:D
Q P
WOR Seabreeze
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WOR FISHING
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WOR Cod, innit
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Give me a Ling later
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Its all Pollocks
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Dab on a wet Plaice
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Lets all do the Conger
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Do you Flounder in the water?
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I play bass guitar
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Is that hairstyle a Mullet?
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I find that object, a little Gar(f)ish.
Q P
Q P
Any more?
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David Murray
09-07-2002, 02:06 AM
qp
Bill Roach from coronation street is reading this :cool:
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Eel 'ave you if you're not careful :eek:
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Hard as a Rock he is :eek:
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Slice you up like a kipper he said :eek:
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Played the Bass guitar as a kid I did ;)
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Haddock give it up though :)
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Not enough Mussels in me fingers :eek:
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Started with tong sports :p
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Haring was always nice and clean ;)
qp
David Murray
09-07-2002, 02:18 AM
qp
Just read this Biggus
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Imagine catching them
qp
"When her Majesty Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip dined at the Waldorf in 1957, Claude Philippe, with a Gallic regard for Americana, had prepared, 4,500 pounds of striped bass for the royal feast. Monsieur Philippe, who currently heads the Lucullus Circle in New York, presented the fish with a champagne sauce surrounded by golden fleurons. The bass had been caught a scant 24 hours before in the salty waters of Montauk. Her Majesty pronounced the fish a culinary masterpiece, and somehow it seemed that Captain John Smith had triumphed in the end."
qp
Bet he had a sore arm ;)
qp
WOR Striped Bass
qp
David Murray
09-07-2002, 02:39 AM
qp
easy peasy
qp
jlmatthews
09-07-2002, 02:55 AM
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Wor more me on news tonite :D
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damn I am famous init
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Biggus, yuou want my autpgraph! ;)
q p
Chocky
09-07-2002, 05:03 AM
q p
jlmatthews
09-07-2002, 11:26 AM
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Wor early risers
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wor late bedders
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errr...something
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202b
hellsbells
09-07-2002, 12:38 PM
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wor!
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goin for pub lunch later :love:
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pissing down when i left wallington :(
q p
biggus mickus
09-07-2002, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by jlmatthews
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Wor more me on news tonite :D
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damn I am famous init
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Biggus, yuou want my autpgraph! ;)
q p
I will take the autograph
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When you turn up, for the Seaweed match:D
Q P
biggus mickus
09-07-2002, 04:25 PM
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Maidstoned has sent me a text
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He has just seen a truck
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With Q P Haulage, on it
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We are getting bigger
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And better, every day.:D
Q P
biggus mickus
09-07-2002, 04:32 PM
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Testing
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WWWWOOOOOORRRRRR
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WWWWOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR
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Daniel_Nash
09-07-2002, 04:41 PM
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Scooby Doo, where are you???
q p
Cool film :p
q p
biggus mickus
09-07-2002, 05:57 PM
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WOR Teasers birthday, innit
Q P
hellsbells
09-07-2002, 08:38 PM
q p
testing from work
q p
1
q p
2
q p
4
q p
David Murray
09-07-2002, 08:55 PM
qp
WOR fishing init
qp
Pissing down with the wet stuff
qp
who cares init
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Playing sailor tomorrow WOR
qp
:p
Jim Cannons Moustache
09-07-2002, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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Oh dear
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It seems that JCM(rip)
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Is loosing the plot
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Shame, likable fellow.
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WOR JCM
Q P
q p
still looking for the plot
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wheres my plot?
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biggus have you nicked it? just cos you lost yours!
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WOR BIGGUS
David Murray
09-07-2002, 08:57 PM
qp
Wor test
qp
init init init init wor wor wor wor
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Getting there
qp
David Murray
09-07-2002, 08:58 PM
QP
WOR FISHING
QP
Yep that works :p
qp
Jim Cannons Moustache
09-07-2002, 09:00 PM
Q P
pass me one of chockys jam jars
q p
they need testing
q p
Daniel_Nash
09-07-2002, 09:05 PM
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why do you test me up, buttercup baby
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just to test me down, and test me around!
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
09-07-2002, 09:11 PM
q p
that song dont need testing, it needs chucking in the bin
q p
:D
q p
wO R
Jim Cannons Moustache
09-07-2002, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
q p
wO R
q p
q p
wO R's have gone wonky, pass me the wO R screwdriver
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wor yep thats better just neede to tighten that screw
hellsbells
09-07-2002, 09:22 PM
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wor jcm
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i rushed home and you are now gone
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typical :rolleyes: :o
q p
hellsbells
09-07-2002, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
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that song dont need testing, it needs chucking in the bin
q p
:D
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wO R
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that song is FANTASTIC
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why do you build me up build me up buttercup baby
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just to let me down, and mess me around
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and worst of all you never call baby when you say to you (are you listening other half??)
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
09-07-2002, 09:28 PM
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nope i'm not i'm still here
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just temporary away
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taking a piss nit
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Jim Cannons Moustache
09-07-2002, 09:31 PM
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that last init didnt work
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will go and test it now
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see if theres a problem with the init button
q p
Daniel_Nash
09-07-2002, 09:33 PM
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Scooby rooby doo!!!!!
q p
Scooby Snacks!
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Mmm Daphne :)
q p
Wo R!
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
09-07-2002, 09:33 PM
q p
init init init init
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seems to be working ok now
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keep an eye on it though the init button is playing up
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(nope its **** if they stopped after the intro and the Whhhhhayyy it'll be ok but they carry on and its dull0
1f9e
Daniel_Nash
09-07-2002, 09:37 PM
q p
how about the WOR LOCK. Oops.
q p
wor, that's better.
q p
jlmatthews
09-07-2002, 09:47 PM
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**** OFF
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PISS OFF
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BLOW ME
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
09-07-2002, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by jlmatthews
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q p
BLOW ME
q p
q p
i wasnt offering!:eek: :eek: :eek:
Q P
(a) might if you ask nicely
q p
jlmatthews
09-07-2002, 09:53 PM
q p
I don't want that dirty Sailor anywhere near my beast
q p
(Chocky said he bites! :eek: )
q p
:D:D:D:D
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
09-07-2002, 09:54 PM
q p
dont knock it
q p
i hear his rates are very reasonable
q p
not my cup of tea but young Nash enjoys his service
q p
jlmatthews
09-07-2002, 09:56 PM
q p
Wor Nash
q p
The next Murry(a) in the making.
q p
Poor tosser
q p
Daniel_Nash
09-07-2002, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
q p
dont knock it
q p
i hear his rates are very reasonable
q p
not my cup of tea but young Nash enjoys his service
q p
q p
maybe so, but that aforementioned cup of tea...
q p
(a) doesn't swallow you know.
q p
milk or cream?
q p
cream, ahh the usual sir.
q p
jlmatthews
09-07-2002, 10:00 PM
http://www.qpmg.com/images/QPLogoREVType.gif
:D
http://www.qpmg.com/images/QPLogoREVType.gif
biggus mickus
09-07-2002, 10:03 PM
Q P
Good night on its way
Q P
Chocky, Neil the Eagle, Andy, Dave, and myself, for beers
Q P
Oh!, and the wifes are going.
Q P
Better mention that.:angel:
Q P
MUCHOS CEVEZA, MUCHOS CEVEZA, wey, wey.
Q P
jlmatthews
09-07-2002, 10:04 PM
http://qp.ellipsis-media.co.uk/images/logo.gif
:)
http://qp.ellipsis-media.co.uk/images/logo.gif
jlmatthews
09-07-2002, 10:06 PM
http://www.qpair.com.br/IMAGES/qpair_logo.gif
;)
http://www.qpair.com.br/IMAGES/qpair_logo.gif
jlmatthews
09-07-2002, 10:08 PM
http://pages.prodigy.net/mwhitent/qpsound.gif
:confused:
http://pages.prodigy.net/mwhitent/qpsound.gif
jlmatthews
09-07-2002, 10:11 PM
http://www.qpsupporterscc.ukgateway.net/_derived/index.htm_cmp_indust010_bnr.gif
We have a cricket club!
http://www.qpsupporterscc.ukgateway.net/_derived/index.htm_cmp_indust010_bnr.gif
biggus mickus
09-07-2002, 10:14 PM
Q P
This is getting WORse
Q P
I aint WORried though
Q P
biggus mickus
09-07-2002, 10:17 PM
Q P
We are so bloody great
Q P
Just tuning my voice up Jay!!!!!:D
Q P
This could get messy
Q P
Half the fackin Holmesdale on the Costa del Sol.:D :p
Q P
Sing up, if you have a phone!!:eek:
Q P
Maidstoned Eagle
09-07-2002, 10:29 PM
q p
haven't stopped giggling
q p
QP Trucking LOL
q p
Pointed it out to my boss
q p
He didn't get it
q p
wor idiot
q p
QP, it's the new religion!
q p
Hallelujah
q p
Mickus Dimmockus out on the beer
q p
Mobile off tonight methinks
q p
Wor Dimmock singing:eek:
q p
David Murray
09-07-2002, 10:49 PM
qp
wor am I
qp
David Murray
09-07-2002, 10:52 PM
qp
Dirty gits :grrr:
qp
You are all so horrid
qp
No wonder I love my sheep
qp
hellsbells
09-07-2002, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by jlmatthews
q p
BLOW ME
q p
q p
do i have to?
q p
jlmatthews
09-07-2002, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by hellsbells
q p
do i have to?
q p
q p
:o you know the answer
q p
Biggus - I await you phonecall.
q p
hellsbells
09-07-2002, 11:19 PM
q p
i want a call :(
q p
i am getting one in 30 mins
q p
yay
q p
long lost friendie init
q p
1f9c
jlmatthews
09-07-2002, 11:30 PM
q p
gimme head and I will call you when you gimme your number init
q p
hellsbells
09-07-2002, 11:32 PM
q p
you wish!
q p
:angel:
q p
i do not do those things
q p
jlmatthews
09-07-2002, 11:34 PM
q p
Which?
q p
head?
q p
or give me your digits?
q p
hellsbells
09-07-2002, 11:41 PM
q p
head
q p
69
q p
fair?
q p
jlmatthews
09-07-2002, 11:44 PM
q p
OK then
q p
What are your digits? :D:D
q p
Daniel_Nash
09-07-2002, 11:44 PM
q p
you're all sicko's
q p
i hate you all
q p
roarrr!!!
q p
hellsbells
09-07-2002, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by jlmatthews
q p
OK then
q p
What are your digits? :D:D
q p
q p
wouldnt you like to find out
q p
dan we aren't sick! :clown:
q p
jlmatthews
09-07-2002, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by hellsbells
q p
wouldnt you like to find out
q p
q p
DUUUUHHHHH
q p
Thats why I asked! :rolleyes: :moo:
q p
Daniel_Nash
09-07-2002, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by hellsbells
q p
dan we aren't sick! :clown:
q p
q p
you are, especially you.
q p
and you, and you and la la la!!!
q p
hellsbells
09-07-2002, 11:48 PM
q p
well i thought you would j
q p
aunty init
q p
dan is sick
q p
jlmatthews
09-07-2002, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by hellsbells
[B]q p
well i thought you would j
q p
aunty init
q p
B]
q p
You are correct then..
q p
Did you lose the plot or was it me?
q p
Daniel_Nash
09-07-2002, 11:49 PM
q p
splish splash splosh!
q p
Mmm Melted rolos.
hellsbells
09-07-2002, 11:50 PM
q p
i lost it :D
q p
dan dont splosh me
q p
Daniel_Nash
09-07-2002, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by hellsbells
q p
i lost it :D
q p
dan dont splosh me
q p
q p
rolo splosh!
q p
Scooby rooooby doo!!!!
q p
hellsbells
09-07-2002, 11:52 PM
q p
scooby rooby dooooo
q p
where are you
q p
jlmatthews
09-07-2002, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by hellsbells
q p
i lost it :D
q p
q p
Phew, didn't think it was me...
q p
jlmatthews
10-07-2002, 03:25 AM
q p
Wor test
q p
http://www.vsimplify.com/images/wor-radio.gif
q p
http://www.dottieburman.com/images/gall2001-wor.jpg
q p
http://www.wors.org/news/newslogo_03.jpg
q p
http://www.worwic.cc.md.us/images/home_1schedule.jpg
q p
http://www2.webmagic.com/klov.com/images/W/mWizard_Of_Wor.jpg
q p
jlmatthews
10-07-2002, 03:31 AM
q p
http://www.wetternoffroad.com/bilder/nav_wor.gif
q p
http://lorien.ncl.ac.uk/ming/Dept/smallwor.gif
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-07-2002, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by jlmatthews
http://www.qpsupporterscc.ukgateway.net/_derived/index.htm_cmp_indust010_bnr.gif
We have a cricket club!
q p
cool can I open the batting, biggus can be a Flintoff fast bowler/slogger type, chocky can be wicket keeper, jlm hmm hes a big fella can be a fast bowler, nash and murray can be batsmen and hells a warney leggie
q p
BOWLING WARNEY
Q P
BOWLING HELLS
Q P
CORRIDOR OF UNCERTAINTY BIGGUS
Q P
Psychokiller
10-07-2002, 05:32 PM
q p
What am I in this grand qp cricket scheme of things?
q p
Do I even exist or am I just qping from a parallel universe?
q p
hellsbells
10-07-2002, 05:32 PM
q p
BOWLING HELLS
q p
can i shag darren gough please?
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-07-2002, 05:35 PM
1f94
Originally posted by Psychokiller
q p
What am I in this grand qp cricket scheme of things?
q p
Do I even exist or am I just qping from a parallel universe?
q p
q p
knew i'd forgotten someone DOH!you can open with me
q p
and i forgot sydney eagle, aussie sledging merv hughes style bowler (even though hes a pom)
hellsbells
10-07-2002, 05:37 PM
q p
WOR POMS
q p
Psychokiller
10-07-2002, 05:38 PM
q p
Girls playing cricket?
q p
Who is going to wash the kits?
q p
Or make refreshments for the interval?
q p
jlmatthews
10-07-2002, 08:19 PM
q p
can I be a left chinaman?
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-07-2002, 08:57 PM
q p
BOWLING MATTHEWS
q p
BOWLING CHOCKY
q p
BOWLING PYSCHO
q p
BOWLING DANNERS
q p
BOWLING DAVE (a)
Q P
Daniel_Nash
10-07-2002, 09:07 PM
q p
Cricket is a good sport, only when it's not on TV!
q p
Maltesers, malta, maltaaaa
q p
Psychokiller
10-07-2002, 09:08 PM
q p
Are we using wor maltesers instead of a traditional cricket ball?
q p
If so we need smaller bats
q p
Daniel_Nash
10-07-2002, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by Psychokiller
q p
Are we using wor maltesers instead of a traditional cricket ball?
q p
If so we need smaller bats
q p
No, you just use lots of Maltesers!
q p
and the right size bat!
q p
then you get little biscuity goodness all over the field!
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-07-2002, 09:11 PM
q p
we'll use a huge malteaser cos cricket balls are too fecking hard
q p
i play cricket and theres no excuse for a ball that hard
q p
its just pain for the sake of pain
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-07-2002, 09:13 PM
q p
KEEP IT THERE BIGGUS, CORRIDOR OF UNCERTAINTY!
q p
Psychokiller
10-07-2002, 09:16 PM
q p
Bah!
q p
My cricket whites have got skids on them now where I just rubbed a malteser against my nuts to shine it
q p
I'm going to be a laughing stock now :sob:
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-07-2002, 09:18 PM
q p
BOWLING TASHY
q p
yep works ok
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-07-2002, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by Psychokiller
q p
My cricket whites have got skids on them now where I just rubbed a malteser against my nuts to shine it
q p
q p
pssst keep it quiet but
q p
the brown marks on my whites aint malteaser related:eek:
q p
Daniel_Nash
10-07-2002, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
q p
pssst keep it quiet but
q p
the brown marks on my whites aint malteaser related:eek:
q p
q p
brown cricket helmet?
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-07-2002, 09:37 PM
q p
they are infact worcester sauce init
:angel:
q p
biggus mickus
10-07-2002, 09:37 PM
Q P
Iņit, iņit, iņit.
Q P
Iņit, iņit, iņit.
Q P
Spaņish iņit, is workiņg.
Q P
Psychokiller
10-07-2002, 09:37 PM
q p
I know the opposition are scary but.... :eek:
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-07-2002, 09:41 PM
q p
i HAVE SIGNED UP 2 MORE PLAYERS FOR OUR TEAM
Q P
2 quite useful aussie brothers
q p
Steve WOR and Mark WOR
q p
biggus mickus
10-07-2002, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
q p
BOWLING MATTHEWS
q p
BOWLING CHOCKY
q p
BOWLING PYSCHO
q p
BOWLING DANNERS
q p
BOWLING DAVE (a)
Q P
Q P
Oy Tash
Q P
Did I offend you?
Q P
If not, then you are a............................................:D
Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-07-2002, 09:44 PM
q p
I gave you a
q p
BOWLING BIGGUS
Q P
earlier!:p
Psychokiller
10-07-2002, 09:45 PM
q p
Has anyone actually taken a wicket yet?
q p
biggus mickus
10-07-2002, 09:51 PM
1fa6
Q P
I would have, with the away swinger
Q P
But Tash has left me out of the side
Q P
biggus mickus
10-07-2002, 09:54 PM
Q P
Going to Sevilla manana
Q P
The Palace boys and girls on tour again.:D
Q P
We are meeting Dave Cambell for beers
Q P
He was over for the pre-season games that were cancelled
Q P
How the hell he ended up staying near the border with Portugal
Q P
Is a mystery.:confused: :confused:
Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
11-07-2002, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
I would have, with the away swinger
Q P
But Tash has left me out of the side
Q P
q p
ahem!
q p
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
q p
cool can I open the batting, biggus can be a Flintoff fast bowler/slogger type,
q p
BOWLING BIGGUS
Psychokiller
11-07-2002, 05:59 PM
q p
HOWZAT!
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
11-07-2002, 06:02 PM
q p
The fingers up son
q p
you gotta go
q p
BOWLING PYSCHO!
q p
Psychokiller
11-07-2002, 06:05 PM
q p
WOR SHIZNIT! YES!
q p
Our name's on the QP trophy!
q p
:D
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
11-07-2002, 06:07 PM
q p
line and length biggus!
q p
David Murray
12-07-2002, 02:36 AM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
Is a mystery.:confused: :confused:
Q P
qp
NO - how you lot are getting away with it is a mystery
qp
headaches all round tomorrow :eek:
qp
heavy phonebills for Neil - lmfao :D
qp
hellsbells
12-07-2002, 01:44 PM
q p
i dont want to play
q p
can i be physio and bring change of innings oranges?
q p
Daniel_Nash
12-07-2002, 02:18 PM
q p
i don't want to play either!
q p
can i just sit in the sun with my glasses and war paint on?
q p
g'wan, g'wan, g'wan!
q p
:cool: :moo:
Chocky
12-07-2002, 03:39 PM
q p
plenty of orange yesterday
q p
Sevilla city of wor oranges
q p
orange buses
q p
orange street workers clobber
q p
orange everything
q p
Dave not happy about that :D
q p
me vodka and orange init
q p
wor stole Neils phone when he was a kip on the choo choo
q p
rang (a) for 10 minutes lol
q p
hellsbells
12-07-2002, 03:48 PM
q p
wor orange
q p
lunch time soon
q p
:D
q p
Daniel_Nash
12-07-2002, 03:57 PM
q p
wor lunchtime now for me!
q p
chips and a sausage from the chippie :)
q p
biggus mickus
12-07-2002, 04:08 PM
Q P
Cruzcampo, wey wey
Q P
Cruzcampo, wey wey
Q P
WOR Mahau is king
Q P
biggus mickus
12-07-2002, 04:12 PM
Q P
WOR Neil's phone bill.
Q P
ROFLMAO
Q P
WOR Murry(a). Did you like the song?:D :angel: :angel:
Q P
WOR Cheese burger INNIT
Q P
Chocky
12-07-2002, 04:36 PM
q p
wor "Sheeken burger"?
q p
biggus mickus
12-07-2002, 04:41 PM
Q P
WOR in the toilet this morning:(
Q P
Was that burger "orange"?
Q P
Psychokiller
12-07-2002, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by hellsbells
q p
i dont want to play
q p
can i be physio and bring change of innings oranges?
q p
q p
I think I've got a groin strain... ;)
q p
hellsbells
12-07-2002, 05:49 PM
q p
yeah yeah
q p
psycho, i had a drink for you in the cricketers yesterday
q p
after a bloody exciting trip to pc world!
q p
hellsbells
12-07-2002, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
q p
wor lunchtime now for me!
q p
chips and a sausage from the chippie :)
q p
q p
dan some of my year 7's brought me 9 mini cherry bakewells
q p
cos they saw me eating one last week and saying how nice they are
q p
wor!
q p
eaten 7
q p
feel sick
q p
Psychokiller
12-07-2002, 05:52 PM
1f65
Originally posted by hellsbells
q p
yeah yeah
q p
psycho, i had a drink for you in the cricketers yesterday
q p
after a bloody exciting trip to pc world!
q p
q p
Bah! I was working nights yesterday :(
q p
Going to be in there soon though
q p
Need some ale to numb this groin strain
q p
hellsbells
12-07-2002, 05:56 PM
q p
that might be a good idea!
q p
Chocky
12-07-2002, 05:58 PM
q p
jlm
q p
wor department
q p
lol
q p
Psychokiller
12-07-2002, 05:59 PM
q p
Bloody physios!
q p
I'm in bloody PAIN here I tell you!
q p
WOR EXCRUCIATING PAIN!
q p:sob:
Chocky
12-07-2002, 06:01 PM
q p
she wor
she wor
she wor a yellow ribbon
she wor a yellow ribbon
in the merry month of May
q p
Psychokiller
12-07-2002, 06:08 PM
q p
And when
I asked
Her why she wor this ribbon
She said her dad was a Brighton fan
Who's just come out as gay
q p
Daniel_Nash
12-07-2002, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by hellsbells
q p
dan some of my year 7's brought me 9 mini cherry bakewells
q p
cos they saw me eating one last week and saying how nice they are
q p
wor!
q p
q p!!!
MMM!!!!
q p
Cherry Bakewells!! :love: :love: :love:
q p
biggus mickus
12-07-2002, 07:33 PM
Q P
Cant get a wicket, but they cant get me away
Q P
We need a few bouncers.
Q P
Cue Hellsbells.:D
Q P
jlmatthews
12-07-2002, 07:35 PM
q p
Remember my Funcie, IN thread?
q p
A guy on 26th Street killed his wife stuffed her in a garbage can and left her out for trash pickup!
q p
What the flying **** is wrong with this place!!!
q p
I am going back to Ft Wayne where peop0le get killed the normal way. Guns and then lay there. Crazy fekkin world.
q p
Psychokiller
12-07-2002, 07:37 PM
q p
Come and live over here
q p
The main way of death is suicide after watching TF's poxy brand of 'football'
q p
Or death by over indulgence of vindaloo and beer
q p
biggus mickus
12-07-2002, 07:43 PM
Q P
WOR the second option.:p
Q P
Come on Hellsbells, sling a couple of bouncers at them.
Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
12-07-2002, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
Cant get a wicket, but they cant get me away
Q P
We need a few bouncers.
Q P
Cue Hellsbells.:D
Q P
q p
bring shane wor-ne on to bowl
q p
wor wor-ne
q p
TF hoofball back for all to enjoy soon
q p
cant wait to get my neck brace out
q p
Psychokiller
12-07-2002, 07:44 PM
q p
Never mind the cricket!
q p
It's MY couple of bouncers that need Hellsbells' attention!
q p
biggus mickus
12-07-2002, 07:47 PM
Q P
WOR Tash
Q P
Your the skipper, sort it out my son.
Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
12-07-2002, 07:48 PM
q p
wor biggus
q p
i have a cunning plan
q p
lets all get naked and scare them out
q p
biggus mickus
12-07-2002, 07:50 PM
Q P
Not that old rouse again
Q P
Predictable
Q P
You are getting like TF
Q P
:D
Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
12-07-2002, 07:52 PM
q p
its an oldie but a goody biggus
q p
remember when we skittled the west indies for 24
q p
we only got naked from the waist down on that occasion
q p
biggus mickus
12-07-2002, 07:53 PM
Q P
Testing, testing, testing.
Q P
Gnitset, gnitset, gnitset.
Q P
That seems to work
Q P
jlmatthews
12-07-2002, 07:54 PM
q p
Too bad that swarm of bees came! OUCHIE!
q p
biggus mickus
12-07-2002, 07:55 PM
Q P
I forgot about that
Q P
We tried it on the chat, for an away game, last season.
Q P
:(
Q P
Didnt fackin work then
Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
12-07-2002, 07:58 PM
2096
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
I forgot about that
Q P
We tried it on the chat, for an away game, last season.
Q P
:(
Q P
Didnt fackin work then
Q P
q p
oh yeah i remember i was in chat that day!
q p
as the old saying goes
q p
if you cant beat em, get naked
q p
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
12-07-2002, 08:01 PM
q p
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
q p
mmm need some more work on that one
hellsbells
12-07-2002, 08:06 PM
q p
my bouncers are not to be swung for your enjoyment!
q p
Daniel_Nash
12-07-2002, 08:07 PM
q p
how about mine? :angel:
q p
:cool:
hellsbells
12-07-2002, 08:09 PM
q p
well dan your special
Daniel_Nash
12-07-2002, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by hellsbells
q p
well dan your special
q p
hey, keep it quiet! ;)
q p
people might get jealous!
q p
:cool: :afro: :moo:
biggus mickus
12-07-2002, 08:13 PM
Q P
Come on WOR tash
Q P
Change in the bowling?
Q P
Lets get Jl at one end
Q P
Put Murry(a) at the other.
Q P
They might not take a wicket, but they will have a punchup.
Q P
WOR cricket agro
Q P
biggus mickus
12-07-2002, 08:16 PM
Q P
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Q P
Agree, its a turd facility
Q P
jlmatthews
12-07-2002, 08:16 PM
q p
Am I bowling or batting? I am a wicked batter
q p
especially since you cant hit foul balls init
q p
4 pointer!
q p
6 pointer!
q p
I am the shiznit init
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
12-07-2002, 08:21 PM
q p
matthews on at one end
q p
time i introduced our secret weapon
q p
"replacing (a) at the wor end Charles Trolley
q p
hellsbells
12-07-2002, 08:21 PM
q p
my pc is going mad!
q p
jlmatthews
12-07-2002, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
q p
matthews on at one end
q p
time i introduced our secret weapon
q p
"replacing (a) at the wor end Charles Trolley
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Am I ******* batting or what?
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Throw me a frikkin bone here!
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Jim Cannons Moustache
12-07-2002, 08:26 PM
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bowling matthews
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left arm chinamen
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wor fan zhiyi
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Jim Cannons Moustache
12-07-2002, 08:27 PM
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i aint feeling well
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who wants to buy me a beer
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for medisinal purposes
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jlmatthews
12-07-2002, 08:28 PM
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Thank you
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I can now concentrate at the wickets and overs at hand init
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Wor over
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wor wicket
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wor cricket
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biggus mickus
12-07-2002, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
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i aint feeling well
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who wants to buy me a beer
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for medisinal purposes
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No problemo
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Its sitting on the bar
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Waiting for you.:D
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Jim Cannons Moustache
12-07-2002, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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No problemo
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Its sitting on the bar
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Waiting for you.:D
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ta mate
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its hard work this captaincy lark
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thirsty business creekit
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actually i could really do with a pint
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Jim Cannons Moustache
12-07-2002, 08:39 PM
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one more try
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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bollox init, sort it out chocky
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biggus mickus
12-07-2002, 08:40 PM
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HOWISDAT !!
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That turned a long way
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Well bowled JL
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Third umpire is watching the replay
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Did it bounce outside the line of legstump????:eek:
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bf0
Chocky
12-07-2002, 08:40 PM
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WLBWW
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Wor Leg before Wor Wicket
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Jim Cannons Moustache
12-07-2002, 08:42 PM
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this umpire aint giving us nothing
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get rid of him and bring Peter Willey out
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I said Peter Willy not your willy (a) :rolleyes:
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jlmatthews
12-07-2002, 08:44 PM
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I am the best left Chinaman since Yinka Dare in world cricket battle 1968!
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Wor stump
biggus mickus
12-07-2002, 09:01 PM
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WOR HOWIIDATYOUMUVVA
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He has to go this time!!!!!!!!
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Kin third umpire again.:grrr:
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He must be watching it 20 times
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Come on umpire, whats it to be??????
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Jim Cannons Moustache
12-07-2002, 09:04 PM
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feck hes given it not out again:grrr:
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WOR TEA TIME
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make mine a Tetley, PG for those who want it and an Earl Grey for Trolley
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biggus mickus
12-07-2002, 09:06 PM
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Must be Chocky time
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He is famous, for his Googlies.:D
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biggus mickus
12-07-2002, 09:10 PM
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He is letting things slip
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Jim Cannons Moustache
12-07-2002, 09:15 PM
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shoddy moderating
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Chocky
12-07-2002, 09:18 PM
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wor googlies
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wor throatball
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