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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 02:10 AM
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It doesnt matter how hard I try
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I cannot get Fanny Batter, on my keyboard
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 02:12 AM
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Damn, get back on the keyboard, you silly cow
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Nope, she cant get her leg up
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Not on the floor!
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Pass me a mop someone!
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 02:13 AM
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That is bang out of order
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A real lady, would not have left that, there
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 02:14 AM
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Pass me the fly spray Isabella!
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These French tarts, are dirty, aint they!
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jlmatthews
07-08-2002, 02:16 AM
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bye then Biggus
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 02:20 AM
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WOR JAY!, INIT
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Had to have another tattoo today
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Hurt like hell, but.........................
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Matched up my Eagle on my shoulder
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Mirror image, Init
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 04:13 PM
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Another night of choombies
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One night of choombie
One night of choombie
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Chocky
07-08-2002, 04:30 PM
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Vodka Choombies or Guinness Choombies?
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 04:33 PM
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:D :(
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:( :D
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palaceRover
07-08-2002, 04:36 PM
all to odd for me mickus!
biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 04:39 PM
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I did tell you!:D
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Where are your Q P´s
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palaceRover
07-08-2002, 04:41 PM
My what?
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 04:48 PM
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Palace-Chick
07-08-2002, 04:48 PM
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init
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Just worked out who you are!!
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palaceRover
07-08-2002, 04:51 PM
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you've lost me
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how you doin sweet heart?
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Palace-Chick
07-08-2002, 04:55 PM
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I'm really well thanks
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How are you?
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palaceRover
07-08-2002, 04:57 PM
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apart from being very confused...
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I'm doin ok!
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wats this all about then?
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 04:58 PM
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Burwash is King
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Right, where is Pete the Eagle?¿
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I will give him Wadhurst
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Hi folks:D :D
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Palace-Chick
07-08-2002, 05:01 PM
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Don't be confused
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You've got it
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Burwash rules
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Wadhurst my ass
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 05:02 PM
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It makes an old man happy
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Knowing, that am the git, that made you watch Palace:D
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All we need, is the rest of you young Wembley glory hunters to get involved, and I will Pish myself with laughter.
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Welcome aboard Phil.
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Who you playing for this year?
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palaceRover
07-08-2002, 05:02 PM
Burwash still does
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wadhurst does while i live there!
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palaceRover
07-08-2002, 05:05 PM
St Leonards
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Dr Martins Eastern Division
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Rackin in da cash!!!
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I didn't get booked last night.
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but we dun em!!!
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Were's Mike Hunt
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Goat house Rules!!!!!
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 05:08 PM
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What was the score, and WHO were you playing again?
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Palace-Chick
07-08-2002, 05:08 PM
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goat house certainly does
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We're going to fecking Southall!!
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palaceRover
07-08-2002, 05:10 PM
3-2
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TO the mighty saints
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some scum who sometimes play in Blue and White!!
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We ran the show!
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Div 1 my rs!
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 05:15 PM
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So it was ST Leonards verses some mob in blue and white
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What are they called, this team in blue and white?
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The score was what Phil?
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Chocky
07-08-2002, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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So it was ST Leonards verses some mob in blue and white
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What are they called, this team in blue and white?
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The score was what Phil?
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you no rristen
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he said f**king 3-2 init
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and they were playing Brighton probably :)
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 05:23 PM
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Chocky, I have bad hearing, INIT
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So Phil, you were playing who?
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And the score was?
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palaceRover
07-08-2002, 05:29 PM
St Leonards 3 Bastards & hunt Albion 2
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Chocky
07-08-2002, 05:35 PM
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wor bastards
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can't wait for my first decent strong CHEAP vodka choombie back home
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or the second one
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or the third....
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WOR HUGE CHOOMS
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Palace-Chick
07-08-2002, 05:36 PM
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Not Burwash United then!!??!!
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 05:38 PM
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Then its back to blighty, in October mate
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Now you know why I am only going back for a long weekend
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palaceRover
07-08-2002, 05:55 PM
well its been a pleasure all.
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take it easy
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up the saints!!!
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and the WASH!
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Neil the Eagle
07-08-2002, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by Palace-Chick
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Wadhurst my ass
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Now there's an offer you don't get everyday
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Jim Cannons Moustache
07-08-2002, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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These French tarts, are dirty, aint they!
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:eek: :o
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Chocky
07-08-2002, 06:13 PM
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wor Neil
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wor ear wiggler
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scaring the life out of poor women
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and with that shirt on too
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Jim Cannons Moustache
07-08-2002, 06:16 PM
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wor saints!
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what was the score??:confused:
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:D
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Chocky
07-08-2002, 06:19 PM
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not sure JCM
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ask biggus
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2-0 he reckons init
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wor deaf and drunk
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Chocky
07-08-2002, 06:20 PM
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another hearing aid please Isabella
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 06:38 PM
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Says the man, staying in the land of eleven o´clock closing
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:D
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Smug smile
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Neil the Eagle
07-08-2002, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by Chocky
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wor Neil
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wor ear wiggler
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scaring the life out of poor women
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and with that shirt on too
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WOR lovely young women
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you might have WORned me
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Might have dressed a bit better
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Jim Cannons Moustache
07-08-2002, 06:50 PM
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wor cop a deaf un
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shall i speak up biggus?
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WOR MUCHO DEAFNESS
biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 06:52 PM
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WHAT!!!!
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Jim Cannons Moustache
07-08-2002, 06:57 PM
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ONE EAR SYRINGE FOR MONSIEUR BIGGUS S'IL VOUS PLAIT!
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Psychokiller
07-08-2002, 07:06 PM
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'bout time
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This thread needs an enema
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Palace-Chick
07-08-2002, 07:37 PM
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Chocky, you're not helping!!
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Jim Cannons Moustache
07-08-2002, 07:43 PM
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Palace Chick i dont believe we've ever been introduced
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hello, pleased to meet you
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:D
Chocky
07-08-2002, 07:43 PM
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he can't hear me
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wor Palus Chickus
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Maidstoned Eagle
07-08-2002, 08:02 PM
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Ill! El Patio, ba*tards!
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Don't have the kidneys
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Smell like wee.
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Had Tapas that tasted like Chinese!
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Chockys Harem made it all better though.:p
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Palace-Chick
07-08-2002, 08:03 PM
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hello JCM, pleased to meet you
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Less of the Chickus
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Makes me sound like a relation
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Chocky
07-08-2002, 08:10 PM
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wor kidneys
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wor wee wee machines
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of course they're going to smell of piss
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disgusting sh*t
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wor disgusting sh*t init
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Biggus taught you how to drink chickus
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so are you biggus chickus init
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Palace-Chick
07-08-2002, 08:13 PM
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I would say taught me to drink
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more made me
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only kidding
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Maidstoned Eagle
07-08-2002, 08:15 PM
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Now you tell me
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After i'd eaten half of them
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And realised they weren't right
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You had Fray Bentos Chili as well
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Wor Ambar!
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Chocky
07-08-2002, 08:22 PM
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Piss Tapas
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and Shunters Social Club
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Maidstoned Eagle
07-08-2002, 08:23 PM
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Fooled you
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 10:38 PM
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WOR PALUS BIGGUS CHICKUS
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WOR Drink better than your Dad.:p
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And by far better company.:cool:
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Kick em, when thier down girl.
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In the ball bag, just where I taught ya
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 10:40 PM
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WOR up for a drink
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Who wants one?
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Boat out of water, me happy
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Staying on a big Sunseeker tonight, and manana.
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WOR **** WAGON.:cool: :confused: :angel:
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 10:44 PM
Who moved my fackin thread?
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Why should a thread a bout a BBser, be Moved to AWAY FORUM?
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I am not Bollixchops happy
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 10:51 PM
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Chewing nails I am
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Never ask, just do it.:grrr:
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Inner kin sanctum sh!tes
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Holy grail seeking tw@ts
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Give me my thread back
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You bunch of sad sacks
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Your top of the list Chocky
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You are becoming staid, and straight
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jlmatthews
07-08-2002, 10:57 PM
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qping Biggus alllllllll by himself...
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It is now my naptime...4 hours of sleep last nite did not cut it'
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 11:00 PM
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They stole my thread Jay
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I am well pished off
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Chocky will pay for this
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When he gets back, I am going to make him buy the drinks all night:D
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David Murray
07-08-2002, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by Psychokiller
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This thread needs an enema
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Trevor Francis doesn't post on our boards :cool:
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wor Biggus sailing on dry land :p
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Chocky still stuck in the land of 'can't drinkers' init.
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 11:31 PM
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What are you doing here?
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This, is not Saturday?
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Is it?
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:confused:
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David Murray
07-08-2002, 11:36 PM
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Oh yeah - I forgot
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init
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:confused:
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yr phone call cheered me up :p
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 11:40 PM
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Feck.
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:p
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Two of your best Irish beers, landlord
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David Murray
07-08-2002, 11:45 PM
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I've just weighed in at over 100 Kilos
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This is not good
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Do I get a letter from a queen now ?
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JL's probably writing it right now :rolleyes:
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init
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biggus mickus
07-08-2002, 11:54 PM
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I cant get my head around this kilo lark.
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I know its 1.1 to half a kilo
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Whats 19.5 stone in Metric Dave?
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Chocky
08-08-2002, 12:55 AM
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biggus
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on internet in a pub in Crystal Palace
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Ill try and get your thread back or at least out of away forum
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wor Palace pub wor internet
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David Murray
08-08-2002, 03:16 AM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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Whats 19.5 stone in Metric Dave?
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Big b@stard :eek:
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or
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123.8308 kilogram [kg]
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Me is 15.7 ish Stone cuddly
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biggus mickus
08-08-2002, 03:26 PM
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Whats with you Pete?
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Murry(a), Cuddles to his friends
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Or, lover, to his sheep
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Jim Cannons Moustache
08-08-2002, 06:47 PM
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biggus mickus
08-08-2002, 06:52 PM
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WOR PING
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WOR PONG
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WOR SOBER:(
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hellsbells
08-08-2002, 08:39 PM
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wor cooking
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not wor burning thumb on over
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wor jojo making me a bandage
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biggus mickus
08-08-2002, 11:18 PM
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WOR Chief trouble maker, has returned to Spain
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jlmatthews
08-08-2002, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by hellsbells
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wor cooking
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not wor burning thumb on over
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wor jojo making me a bandage
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jojo making you bondage??
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Can I watch PLEASE!!!!!
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biggus mickus
08-08-2002, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by jlmatthews
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jojo making you bondage??
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Can I watch PLEASE!!!!!
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Jay, you are a sick puppy
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You didnt mention money.:D
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200c
biggus mickus
08-08-2002, 11:46 PM
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Thats it then
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It has happened at last
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Dave (boss), has snapped
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Jaffa is a knob,
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I feel left out
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I demand to be called a knob
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Why should he have the title
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and not the rest of us
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Murry(a), you are a knob
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Chocky, you are a knob
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Hellsbells, you are a knobess
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JL, you are such a knob
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JCM, words are best left alone, but you are a knob
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Les Butler is a knob, with BOLLOX
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Phsyco, you are a knob
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Neil, you are such a knob
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jlmatthews
08-08-2002, 11:48 PM
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BM get my PM?
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biggus mickus
08-08-2002, 11:50 PM
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Yes, and one back at you
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You knob
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biggus mickus
09-08-2002, 12:01 AM
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That Palace Chick
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Another knobess
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jlmatthews
09-08-2002, 12:01 AM
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You must not have sent it cause I havent received it yet
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You fekking knob
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biggus mickus
09-08-2002, 12:02 AM
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I did so
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You knob
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jlmatthews
09-08-2002, 12:04 AM
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Well I didnt get it
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you big retarted ape!!
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KNOB!!!!
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biggus mickus
09-08-2002, 12:05 AM
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Kiss my knob
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You knob
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jlmatthews
09-08-2002, 12:11 AM
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Got that one ass
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biggus mickus
09-08-2002, 12:13 AM
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Good:p
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You knob
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hellsbells
09-08-2002, 12:59 AM
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omg
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im suddenly the left out reject
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and its all his fault
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he ****ed up my life i think
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grr ******* *******
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jlmatthews
09-08-2002, 01:20 AM
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Hes a knob
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hellsbells
09-08-2002, 01:20 AM
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damn right
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jlmatthews
09-08-2002, 01:24 AM
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:love:
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David Murray
09-08-2002, 02:23 AM
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Winkle
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biggus mickus
09-08-2002, 03:25 AM
Originally posted by hellsbells
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omg
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im suddenly the left out reject
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and its all his fault
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he ****ed up my life i think
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grr ******* *******
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What, when, where
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Sorry knobess, cant help
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What are you on about?
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biggus mickus
09-08-2002, 03:27 AM
Originally posted by David Murray
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Winkle
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Shut it
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You Dutch knob, init
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I tell you what, that is starting to look like me?:afro:
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No haircut till October
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Kin hippy
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jlmatthews
09-08-2002, 03:48 AM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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What, when, where
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Sorry knobess, cant help
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What are you on about?
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I've already helped her knobbess
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Wor hells is the best init
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no wor problems, sorta,
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wor new bath init
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biggus mickus
09-08-2002, 03:56 AM
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WOR
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Me gettin pished
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Going for a beer
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Knobs
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jlmatthews
09-08-2002, 04:05 AM
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Go on then you knob
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David Murray
09-08-2002, 01:23 PM
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Biggus's house
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hellsbells
09-08-2002, 01:35 PM
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wor house!
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wor biggus has a cool house
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init
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biggus mickus
09-08-2002, 04:49 PM
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I like that.:D
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Boat is back in the water.
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My own bed again
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212d
Chocky
09-08-2002, 05:06 PM
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wor floater
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so good to be back away from pissing rain
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and expensive sh*tty measued choombies
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biggus mickus
09-08-2002, 05:19 PM
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A good choombie, should be slung
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Not poured.
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Let the drinking commence
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Let the phone calls begin
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Chocky
09-08-2002, 05:23 PM
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wor phone calls
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and guess who's on the hit list now as well
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he is a moustache of an old centre half
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biggus mickus
09-08-2002, 05:31 PM
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Oh good
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We have got to get WOR Hellsbells
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Psychokiller
09-08-2002, 05:51 PM
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You have my number now too
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No-one dares to phone me though
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biggus mickus
09-08-2002, 05:59 PM
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Want a bet?¿
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Jim Cannons Moustache
09-08-2002, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by Chocky
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wor phone calls
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and guess who's on the hit list now as well
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he is a moustache of an old centre half
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:eek: WOR HITLIST! :eek:
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that Ricky Gervais fella was in the pub last night
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wor David Brent
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WOR KNOB
Psychokiller
09-08-2002, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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Want a bet?¿
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Yes
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Though the phone's off when I'm with a patient
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biggus mickus
09-08-2002, 06:13 PM
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Coming to get you
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Coming to get you
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:D :D
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Psychokiller
09-08-2002, 06:15 PM
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Oooh! I'm scared!
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:moo:
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Chocky
09-08-2002, 06:19 PM
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we'll never get psychokiller
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he'll be too busy chopping up old bags
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and stuffing their snatches down manholes
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wor old bag's snatches init
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biggus mickus
09-08-2002, 06:19 PM
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Coming to a town near you
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The subtle sounds, of the Palace, Spanish choir
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Psychokiller
09-08-2002, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by Chocky
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we'll never get psychokiller
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he'll be too busy chopping up old bags
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and stuffing their snatches down manholes
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wor old bag's snatches init
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They say you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear
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But you CAN make a pretty good sports holdall out of an old bag's snatch
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biggus mickus
09-08-2002, 06:30 PM
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ROFL
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biggus mickus
09-08-2002, 06:32 PM
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Beer time
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Going walk about
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Psychokiller
09-08-2002, 06:57 PM
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Seeing as I'm not getting phoned
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I might as well make a few more kitbags
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jlmatthews
09-08-2002, 07:40 PM
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No internet anymore this afternoon
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Moving house still and cable is getting dis-connected today.
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So after today I'll talk to you douschebags (Murry(a)) and knobs (big Mik) and Choombie lover (Chocky) and hot mammas (Hells) casual flat dwellers (JCM) and people that get kicked in the balls by marsupials (Sydney) spareingly...
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init
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Neil the Eagle
09-08-2002, 07:46 PM
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I may be a knob
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But I'll never be a ginga :clown:
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sexyrazor
09-08-2002, 07:47 PM
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gingers are cool
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jlmatthews
09-08-2002, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by Neil the Eagle
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I may be a knob
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But I'll never be a ginga :clown:
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ginga knob!!!!
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:confused:
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Jim Cannons Moustache
09-08-2002, 08:23 PM
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wor Test run
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I'm scared now!!!!:eek:
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They're coming to get me!
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David Murray
10-08-2002, 02:22 AM
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Bummer
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Had to make a tough decision this evening :(
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Listen to Palace on the web tomorrow :p
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or
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Have a free 4 hour flying lesson in a commercial airline simulator at Schiphol Airport tomorrow afternoon :D
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Palace lost :(
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Don't they always :sob:
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I'm in for big knobs from Biggus now :eek:
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Better switch the mobile off :confused:
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:moo:
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Chocky
10-08-2002, 04:34 AM
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f*ck the flying lesson
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but a copy of Flight Simluator 2002 Professional Editon
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fly a 747 at home (comes complete with gay stewards)
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fly the bastad straight into the Withdean
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the get on live chat for our 5-0 defeat at Preston
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no 2-1 win
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or maybe 1-1
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or 2-2
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get Paul Choombie to fly your plane
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Riccardo
10-08-2002, 04:39 AM
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can't fly to Peston
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hope we win - just to keep Dave happy
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See my thread on first date in ages
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hammered now
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drunkard
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where's mick ?
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**** off chocky :)
qp
Chocky
10-08-2002, 04:42 AM
q p
do you know all eels are born in the Bermuda Triangle
q p
and when they get to the Thames
q p
they turn round and find their way back to die
q p
Riccardo
10-08-2002, 04:43 AM
qp
what the hell you on about Chockster ?
qp
wanking
qp
EAGGGGGGLLLLEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
qp
**** Brighton bastards and those Millwall wanks
qp
Chocky
10-08-2002, 05:03 AM
q p
wor runny plops
q p
I got octopus coming out my fockin ears
q p
Riccardo
10-08-2002, 05:32 AM
qp
hate curry
qp
love kebabs
qp
too fat
qp
stop beer and fast food
qp
ot good
qp
biggus mickus
10-08-2002, 03:57 PM
Q P
KNOB
Q P
palaceRover
10-08-2002, 04:01 PM
QP
Still Jibberin then Mickus!?!
QP
Heard from ya master?
QP
hows she diddlin?
QP
biggus mickus
10-08-2002, 04:03 PM
Q P
Just read an e-mail from her
Q P
Hold on, and I will pm you her address
Q P
biggus mickus
10-08-2002, 04:09 PM
Q P
On its way Phil
Q P
Attach as word doc, and use that password
Q P
palaceRover
10-08-2002, 04:13 PM
Qp
Cheers big man.
QP
nice pass word by da way.
QP
wat happened to da pig matey?
QP
get my PM?
QP
biggus mickus
10-08-2002, 04:16 PM
Q P
She lives in a mansion in Devon
Q P
It gets driven around in the back of a Porshe Boxter
Q P
Has 43 acres of garden to ruin
Q P
And is a happy pig
Q P
palaceRover
10-08-2002, 04:19 PM
QP
good news fella.
QP
kin loved that hound!
QP
got her email address?
QP
get her on here QPing!!!!!!!
QP
biggus mickus
10-08-2002, 04:22 PM
Q P
ROFL
Q P
I can just see her using her paws, on the keyboard
Q P
Do you remember, when the pig half killed that dog in the field? You were having a nice walk with a young lady, I believe?
Q P
palaceRover
10-08-2002, 04:27 PM
QP
LMAO
QP
i was just thinkin of that!!!
QP
Masseys dog wasn't it? (the dog the pig HAD not the young lady ya twisted feck)
QP
yep memories memories!
QP
Dat dog asked for it! REspect the pig or DIE!!!!
QP
QP
I still see Bracket around every once in a while. Bless her! she so feckin timmid these days!
QP
biggus mickus
10-08-2002, 04:31 PM
Q P
TIMMID!!!!!!
Q P
Bracket, tiimid?
Q P
You got the right dog?:eek:
Q P
palaceRover
10-08-2002, 04:38 PM
Qp
Indeed mate.
QP
well biggus is of to play footy now.
QP
Cheers for ya bosses email i'll get one off to her.
QP
!
dont work to hard!
catch ya ron
QP
biggus mickus
10-08-2002, 04:43 PM
Q P
WOR Phil
Q P
Init
Q P
:p
Q P
hellsbells
10-08-2002, 05:50 PM
q p
burnt 100 cals at the gym
q p
will lose those 3 pounds by next week
q p
or starve :eek:
q p
Dan's home!
q p
biggus mickus
10-08-2002, 11:15 PM
Q P
A win
Q P
Thats nice
Q P
Francis out, Chocky?
Q P
1f4a
jlmatthews
10-08-2002, 11:18 PM
q p
Wor win
q p
you knob
q p
asylomisedeagle
10-08-2002, 11:20 PM
prefer a bj myself!! :p
jlmatthews
10-08-2002, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by asylomisedeagle
q p
prefer a bj myself!! :p
q p
q p
You forgot the qp's
q p
So I added them for you
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
11-08-2002, 12:30 AM
q p
wor win
q p
wor kabba dabba doo
q p
ee-ay-ee-ay-ey-ay-o
q p
chocky are you still testing mate.
q p
wor reckon you'll get me?
q p
Daniel_Nash
11-08-2002, 01:59 PM
q p
first q p for 2 weeks!
q p
got home yesterday morning, but went straight to bed!
q p
got up 23 hrs later!!!
q p
guess i was knackered!
q p
had a good holiday!
q p
congrats on an opening win!
q p
Spurs vs Lazio for me today!
q p!
hellsbells
11-08-2002, 03:46 PM
q p
see i said you were home
q p
lots to tell you
q p
init
q p
Daniel_Nash
11-08-2002, 04:25 PM
q p
I am! it was so nice to sleep in my OWN bed!
q p
ahhh
hotel and other peoples are just not the same :(
q p
Tell me when i get home, about 6pm ish!
q p
hellsbells
11-08-2002, 05:42 PM
q p
other peoples?
q p
I think we need a VERY long chat :D
q p
Psychokiller
11-08-2002, 11:52 PM
q p
Late-middle aged James Varcoe now fancies himself as some kind of middle aged schoolteacher
q p
every time I post something remotely political I get told off
q p
still, I guess if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding
q p
but then how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
hellsbells
12-08-2002, 12:30 AM
q p
very true
q p
hellsbells
12-08-2002, 12:31 AM
q p
that was about the pudding thing
q p
not James Varcoe
q p
just to clear that up :)
q p
Stavros 69
12-08-2002, 02:11 AM
q p
Dan's back
q p
who did you rut young amn ??
q p
Daniel_Nash
12-08-2002, 02:26 AM
q p
Nothing to tell unfortunately!
q p
the Spurs game was good! totally dominant in the first half
q p
but fell asleep in the 2nd and in the end Lazio could have won it :(
q p
I am tired now though!
q p
time for an airport-sized Toblerone!
q p!
Stavros 69
12-08-2002, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
q p
Nothing to tell unfortunately!
q p
the Spurs game was good! totally dominant in the first half
q p
but fell asleep in the 2nd and in the end Lazio could have won it :(
q p
I am tired now though!
q p
time for an airport-sized Toblerone!
q p!
q p
get it down you
q p
porker
q p
shame on u for not offering me a piece
q p
Daniel_Nash
12-08-2002, 02:30 AM
q p
that's right, bollocks to you with it :p
q p
I am playing football tomorrow afternoon too
q p
then, thursday.... results day.
q p
:eek: :eek:
q p
Daniel_Nash
12-08-2002, 02:34 AM
Oh yeah
q p
we saw DJ and Actor Goldie at the airport on the way out
q p
he was eating a burger and walked right besides me!
q p
Anyway, time for Toblerone!
q p!
Malakite
12-08-2002, 02:35 AM
You lot are bonkers..I thought I was mad!hehe
jlmatthews
12-08-2002, 02:51 AM
q p
wor work
q p
no net at new house yet init
q p
wor!
q p
BOBO the holiday elk init
q p
biggus mickus
12-08-2002, 05:47 AM
Originally posted by Malakite
You lot are bonkers..I thought I was mad!hehe
Q P
before you come on here
Q P
Put your Q P in
Q P
:D
Q P
Kin passport holding git
Q P
biggus mickus
12-08-2002, 06:10 AM
QP
I am worse for wear
Q P
I still could not drink 27 pints
Q P
2088
Chocky
12-08-2002, 06:16 AM
q p
farts
q p
mickus is in me hoooooos
q p
I love him so much
q p
I can't sh*t
q p
Palace-Chick
12-08-2002, 06:26 AM
qp
I love him more
qp
Chocky
12-08-2002, 06:27 AM
Q P
Wor chick
Q P
Palace-Chick
12-08-2002, 06:30 AM
qp
Wor Manhole Man init
qp
Chocky
12-08-2002, 06:30 AM
q p
how did it go wor jelly shoes?
q p
wor mick is drinking all my Mahou
q p
and my spicy wor pringles
q p
Palace-Chick
12-08-2002, 06:36 AM
qp
still in jelly shoes
qp
REAL sexy
qp
Chocky
12-08-2002, 06:39 AM
q p
wor ankle socks
q p
Palace-Chick
12-08-2002, 06:41 AM
qp
white frilly ankle socks
qp
actually
qp
Chocky
12-08-2002, 06:42 AM
q p
I'm a wor nonce then init
q p
wor nonce
q p
Palace-Chick
12-08-2002, 06:45 AM
qp
wor nonce then
qp
Is Mickus behaving?
qp
David Murray
12-08-2002, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by Palace-Chick
qp
Is Mickus behaving?
qp
qp
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
hahahahahahahahahahah PHEW hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
qp
That's like asking if chocky is normal
qp
Daniel_Nash
12-08-2002, 02:10 PM
q p
They sell Mahou in McDonalds! :p
q p
Not in England though :(
q p
David Murray
12-08-2002, 03:54 PM
qp
Can you picture it, Biggus and Chocky
qp
Two Big Macs please
qp
And 84 McMahou's to go
qp
Can't see it myself, Isabella wouldn't allow it
qp
biggus mickus
12-08-2002, 04:14 PM
Q P
That useless git
Q P
He could not even make it to his bed
Q P
Snooring, and farting on the sofa all night
Q P
Had three cups of tea
Q P
and two dumps this morning
Q P
So, I feel fine
Q P
biggus mickus
12-08-2002, 04:16 PM
Q P
How do you tell, your in a good persons house?¿
Q P
The pile of old Palace Echo´s, by the bog.
Q P
Good lad Chocky
Q P
biggus mickus
12-08-2002, 04:18 PM
Q P
Tea is good
Q P
But I am now having a Hairy Dog
Q P
WOR Vodka Choombie
Q P
We need a pished smiley
Q P
biggus mickus
12-08-2002, 04:19 PM
Q P
WOR JCM
Q P
and his answer phone
Q P
I think we did, anyway?
Q P
WOR Palace Chick phone calls:D
Q P
Neil the Eagle
12-08-2002, 04:27 PM
q p
working on wor next echo
q p
no choombies for me
q p
this ones a hard slog
q p
so nice to hear about Wor mickus's toilet habits
q p
so wor chocky uses the echo for bog paper does he? :grrr:
q p
about all its fit for
q p
say hi to chickus when you speak to her next
q p
find out if sees going to any more games soon
q p
biggus mickus
12-08-2002, 04:30 PM
Q P
OK mate, no problems
Q P
Was a wicked second dump mind
Q P
WOR ECHO
Q P
biggus mickus
12-08-2002, 06:42 PM
Q P
Did we ring anyone else, last night?
Q?P?
Head is in a right old mess
Q P
David Murray
12-08-2002, 06:54 PM
qp
Go gargle with a sardine milkshake, you will be fine then ;)
qp
Sorted :p
qp
David Murray
12-08-2002, 07:40 PM
qp
WOR Mums
qp
Biggus is a womans front bum :D
qp
Jim Cannons Moustache
12-08-2002, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
WOR JCM
Q P
and his answer phone
Q P
I think we did, anyway?
Q P
q p
wor my answer phone,
q p
turned phone off cos I didnt get home till 2pm on Sunday init
q p
lost in north london
q p
phoned spain
q p
my phones balanced seem ed to drop dramatically anyway!
q p
1f68
Jim Cannons Moustache
12-08-2002, 09:31 PM
q p
my ears are fecked
q p
i can hear someones shoes squeaking 4 streets away
q p
but i can't hear the person next to em
q p
Daniel_Nash
12-08-2002, 11:56 PM
q p
spent the wor day in Islington playing footy with the CM guys!
q p
my team was poor, and we struggled...
q p
but we drew 0-0 with the SI team...
q p
mainly due to my fantastic defending :)
q p
but sadly i wasn't there to score goals :(
q p
hellsbells
12-08-2002, 11:59 PM
q p
ok im on a diet
q p
apart from ice cream
q p
will lose 5 pounds instead not 3
q p
better even number init
q p
:veryangry
q p
David Murray
13-08-2002, 03:56 PM
qp
Which even number do you mean 3 or 5 ? :confused:
qp
Chocky
13-08-2002, 04:24 PM
q p
got woken up at 6am this morning
q p
by someone telling me how pissed he was
q p
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 04:37 PM
Q P
:D
Q P
What idiot phoned me at 0600am
Q P
To see if I was pished
Q P
:D
Q P
David Murray
13-08-2002, 04:38 PM
qp
Think I'll buy shares in telecom :p
qp
David Murray
13-08-2002, 04:39 PM
qp
Off to play snooker in a minute :D
qp
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 04:40 PM
Q P
I keep telling myself to stop
Q P
It just wont happen
Q P
David Murray
13-08-2002, 04:41 PM
qp
Don't worry
qp
She'll be home soon ;)
qp
David Murray
13-08-2002, 04:43 PM
qp WOR
qp
Pink
qp
init
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 04:44 PM
Q P
My arm is hangin off
Q P
Blisters in the parm
Q P
Run out of hankeys
Q P
Chocky
13-08-2002, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
:D
Q P
What idiot phoned me at 0600am
Q P
To see if I was pished
Q P
:D
Q P
q p
LOL
q p
what yyyyydiot texted me 24 times beforehand
q p
to tell me how pished he was
q p
wor BEEEEEEP
q p
wor BEEEEEEEP
q p
and JCM got away with it?
q p
and JLM?
q p
David Murray
13-08-2002, 04:46 PM
qp
Stand in the shower with a bar of soap
qp
Don't need tissues then ;)
qp
Chocky
13-08-2002, 04:50 PM
q p
I think (a) nicked all the hankies anyway
q p
after his trip to the Whitgift Centre, Rotterdam
q p
wor mums
q p
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 04:52 PM
Q P
Did I text you last night Dave?
Q P
Its a bit of a blur
Q P
WOR Choombies
Q P
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 05:06 PM
Q P
I have just changed PC
Q P
Am now looking up the skirt of a very good looking young lady
Q P
WOR Pervert
Q P
White G-string, and a shaving rash.:p
Q P
Long legs, and blonde
Q P
David Murray
13-08-2002, 05:50 PM
qp
qp
I love this weather :D
qp
Don't need tissues Chocky, I need a bleeding umbrella to catch it all :p
qp
Yeah Biggus, about 2.30ish - wanting to know if I was pink inside :confused: and whinging scousers :)
qp
You have me confused with my sheep ;)
qp
Wor so many legs and milk producing products walking around :cool:
qp
WOR sun init :cool:
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 05:56 PM
Q P
She is still here
Q P
These are very long legs
Q P
I love this internet cafe
Q P
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 05:58 PM
Q P
Sorry Dave, you have lost me.:confused:
Q P
I said what? In this phonecall/text?
Q P
Pink sheep?¿:confused:
Q P
Oh dear, HELP!
Q P
David Murray
13-08-2002, 06:01 PM
qp
LOL
qp
quote
I want 2 know if you are pink inside
unquote
qp
Whats the difference between a jet and a scouser ?
qp
Jets stop whining when they land at Malaga
qp
Oh dear Michael
qp
Get well soon :moo:
qp
1f51
Chocky
13-08-2002, 06:08 PM
q p
I got them all as well lol
q p
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 06:09 PM
Q P
Oh sh!t.
Q P
Dont remember any of that:(
Q P
Note to self.
Q P
TW@T, grow up
Q P
Oh dear, oh dear.
Q P
This has to stop
Q P
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 06:11 PM
Q P
I phoned Chocky at 0600am
Q P
I thought he phoned me?¿
Q P
I think I phoned JCM, as well.
Q P
Cant remember:confused: :(
Q P
WOR PLANK, INIT
Q P
David Murray
13-08-2002, 06:12 PM
qp
I've set my alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning for you ;)
qp
David Murray
13-08-2002, 06:14 PM
qp
Chat forum at 2100 - be there - naked :eek:
qp
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 06:15 PM
Q P
I think I will go fishing tonight, after the game
Q P
WOR wind channels. WOR tight lines
Q P
Black bream, are next to the marina wall.
Q P
David Murray
13-08-2002, 06:16 PM
qp
Hmmmmmmm good idea biggus
qp
Cod cod cod cod
qp
Cod cod cod cod
qp
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 06:18 PM
Q P
My boat has a clean bum
Q P
New anodes
Q P
No one to go fishing with.:(
Q P
Chocky
13-08-2002, 06:19 PM
q p
yeah I rang you mickus
q p
but only because you rang me
q p
but hung up before I answered init
q p
then you started quoting Derek and Clive
q p
wor lobsters
q p
wor Jane Mansfield
q p
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 06:23 PM
Q P
Oh yeh! Its all coming back now:confused:
Q P
WOR d!ckhead, or what
Q P
Pink sheep, scousers with a whinge, Derek and Clive
Q P
I cant see the connection, but sh!t appens:confused:
Q P
Palace-Chick
13-08-2002, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
Oh yeh! Its all coming back now:confused:
Q P
qp
I have a few moments like that after the weekend
qp
David Murray
13-08-2002, 06:26 PM
qp
Found on the toilet wall at waterloo station
qp
For a good time after 4am call Biggus on this number
qp
.......................... (number supplied to real maniacs upon request...)
qp
David Murray
13-08-2002, 06:27 PM
qp
Found in toilets at Norwood Junction station
qp
Manhole cover for sale, hardly ever used
qp
Call Rory on ......................
qp
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Palace-Chick
qp
I have a few moments like that after the weekend
qp
Q P
Just like your dad.:D
Q P
Hi Char, how are ya?
Q P
I am a Knobhead
Q P
David Murray
13-08-2002, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
I am a Knobhead
Q P
qp
LOL
Motion seconded and carried :p
qp
rofl
qp
Palace-Chick
13-08-2002, 06:29 PM
qp
I'm good thanks
qp
yeah, but a nice knobhead
qp
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 06:32 PM
Q P
Thanks for the support Dave
Q P
You sheep knobing Dutch freek
Q P
ROFL
Q P
That feels better
Q P
WOR SHEEP FREEKS:D
Q P
Right, where is Jasons phone number?:)
Q P
LLCOOLSTEVE
13-08-2002, 06:32 PM
q p
wor lunch break!!!!!
q p
i hate tuesdays!! :grrr:
q p
to go tonight or not go..that is the question!
q p
watch football, or go football training....
q p
:confused:
q p
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 06:38 PM
Q P
Get your arsh to Selhurst
Q P
You bad boy.
Q P
No Chocky on chat tonight:eek: :eek:
Q P
WOR Chick, Hey Jude
Q P
Dont make it bad
Q P
Take a choombie, and make it better
Q P
David Murray
13-08-2002, 06:41 PM
qp
Where have all the choombies gone, long time passing
qp
Where have all the choombies gone, long time ago
qp
David Murray
13-08-2002, 06:42 PM
1f7a
qp
He aint heavy
qp
He's my choombie :p
qp
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 06:49 PM
Q P
Mama, we´re all choombied up
Q P
Chocky
13-08-2002, 07:10 PM
q p
if the crap singer plays Gald all Over tonight
q p
at the Garden Bar
q p
you will hear him live too mickus
q p
hello Chickus
q p
still can't believe you walked out of the pub sober!
q p
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 07:17 PM
Q P
Missing the second game of the season
Q P
Is bad form
Q P
Palace-Chick
13-08-2002, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Chocky
hello Chickus
q p
still can't believe you walked out of the pub sober!
q p
qp
I know I was quite shocked too
qp
willpower
qp
Did you sober up during Eastenders?
qp
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 07:55 PM
Q P
WOR Hey Jude, Init
Q p
Palace-Chick
13-08-2002, 07:57 PM
qp
and dancing with Tenny
qp
Ginge didn't seem to happy with that
qp
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 08:04 PM
Q P
Fack her
Q P
Sour faced ginger tw@t
Q P
You should have flopped his cock out
Q P
Can you imamine her face:eek:
Q P
Can you imagine Tenny´s:D
Q P
Palace-Chick
13-08-2002, 08:07 PM
qp
she kept trying to get in between us
qp
which was making me laugh even more
qp
Tenny was also laughing
qp
She ain't got no alibi
qp
She's UGLY
qp
Chocky
13-08-2002, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
Sour faced ginger tw@t
Q P
q p
:eek: :eek: :eek:
q p
LOL
q p
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 08:12 PM
Q P
ROFLMAO
Q P
You bitch.
Q P
Its a pig, init
Q P
Hey Jude, dont drink a choom
Q P
Palace-Chick
13-08-2002, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by Chocky
q p
:eek: :eek: :eek:
q p
LOL
q p
qp
You haven't seen her
qp
that was mild
qp
she doesn't ever smile
qp
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by Palace-Chick
qp
You haven't seen her
qp
that was mild
qp
she doesn't ever smile
qp
Q P
Unless she gets her hand in Tennys pocket
Q P
Palace-Chick
13-08-2002, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
Unless she gets her hand in Tennys pocket
Q P
qp
true, true
qp
biggus mickus
13-08-2002, 08:22 PM
Q P
Anyway
Q P
Just about to have my second Vodka Choombie
Q P
It seems the right thing, to do.:confused: :rolleyes: :angel:
Q P
EAGLES
Q P
EAGLES
Q P
EAGLES
Q P
EAGLES
Q P
We all follow the Palace,
Q P
Over land and sea
Q P
hellsbells
13-08-2002, 08:50 PM
q p
choombie
q p
init
q p
wor vodka
q p
Chocky
13-08-2002, 08:54 PM
q p
not happy about the q p testing thread
q p
all's not well
q p
more testing required chaps
q p
test the minge button for a start
q p
see if it smiles init
q p
as216
13-08-2002, 08:58 PM
q p
quick qp before I go to the game
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Jim Cannons Moustache
13-08-2002, 09:05 PM
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who sent me a text last night saying they want to know if your pink inside?
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wor choombies
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fecking late night tonight
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off to palace then all night up working
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not good
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not really work neither
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Chocky
13-08-2002, 09:14 PM
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testing
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testing wor manhole cover
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhh hhhhhhh
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bollox
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down again I f**king go
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still not on properly
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8c5
David Murray
13-08-2002, 10:14 PM
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Chockies been in someones big black hole, Chockies been in someones big black hole
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na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Wor black holes
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minge minge minge minge, minge minge minge minge
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init
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David Murray
14-08-2002, 02:06 AM
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depressed
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:sob: :sob: :sob: :sob:
biggus mickus
14-08-2002, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
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who sent me a text last night saying they want to know if your pink inside?
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wor choombies
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fecking late night tonight
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off to palace then all night up working
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not good
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not really work neither
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Errrrrr
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MMMMM
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Agh, no one:angel:
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Oh feck
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biggus mickus
14-08-2002, 02:08 AM
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Shut it Murry(a)
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You are always down
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Go lick a ewe
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It works for me:angel:
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RichieG
14-08-2002, 02:10 AM
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Bollocks, you can do better than that Palace!
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