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Originally posted by Wedgy
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standing in the bath, ankle deep in water, trying to fix the electric shower
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chance of survival from servere electrocution?
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I knew a girl who was so thick that she only ever used her shower, never her bath
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When we asked her why she explained that the light fitting was above the bath and if the bulb fell out
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she'd be electrocuted
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I kid you not
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Dumb bitch always took far too many drugs
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David Murray
30-11-2002, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by Wedgy
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bit of vasaline did the trick :eek:
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Where the hell did you stick the shower ? :eek:
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David Murray
30-11-2002, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
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david- I dont even know what that means!:confused:
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Doesn't the mustard over there come in glasses? When mustard finished, wash glass and use :p
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Wedgy
30-11-2002, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by David Murray
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Where the hell did you stick the shower ? :eek:
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in a place daylight never sees!
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RichieG
01-12-2002, 03:02 AM
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Bit quiet in here for a Saturday night
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Hmm...just looked at watch.....that'll be why then
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Wasted
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Nice
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Bl0ody Sheffield, what good ever came out of the place anyway
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sexyrazor
01-12-2002, 03:03 AM
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weekend over too quickly
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:D
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RichieG
01-12-2002, 03:05 AM
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Trying to rememberthe last one that wasn't
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Can't
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Still, it's nearly Xmas
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2 week bender......mmmmmm
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sexyrazor
01-12-2002, 03:07 AM
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hate xmas
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ba humbug
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biggus mickus
01-12-2002, 10:30 AM
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WOR Pat of the Palace,
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He has just left us, on his 1000 klick drive
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Likes a beer that lad.
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His other half, Teresa, is far to good for him.:D
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biggus mickus
01-12-2002, 11:07 AM
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Coffee is good
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Should I watch the Moan.U v Scousers match?
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Hope Liverpool do them.
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David Murray
01-12-2002, 11:08 AM
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I'm watching it :(
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Sad init
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biggus mickus
01-12-2002, 11:26 AM
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Mitch has gone up to a bar to watch it
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Dont know if I can be bothered.
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Having a hairy dog
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The coffee didnt work
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WOR hand shakes
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Another choombie please Isabella
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David Murray
01-12-2002, 11:32 AM
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Hic
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biggus mickus
01-12-2002, 11:48 AM
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Phoned Chocky this morning at 11.30
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No answer, I left a message
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He says he was having a turnout
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I think he was still in bed
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I´ll give him choombies
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David Murray
01-12-2002, 11:55 AM
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Liverpool can win this
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Dirty game
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biggus mickus
01-12-2002, 12:28 PM
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Going to have a look now
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Food time
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David Murray
01-12-2002, 12:39 PM
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Bums - big mistake
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Moan take the lead :(
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David Murray
01-12-2002, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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Food time
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You still eating :eek:
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jlmatthews
01-12-2002, 08:35 PM
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Was Wor too drunk last nite
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Saw Screech from Saved By The Bell at a comedy club last nite. He was pretty funny. He kept making fun of me for having to go and pee all the time so the second time I got up to pee he asked me 'AGAIN?' and I said, you are awfully fascinated. Ya wanna hold it?
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:D I am the coolest guy ever. Couldnt let Screech make fun of me!
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Wedgy
02-12-2002, 07:21 AM
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Screech?
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Quality! :p
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biggus mickus
02-12-2002, 11:47 AM
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Good retort Jay.
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Did he think he could get one over on a Q Per?
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Q P rules, ok
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biggus mickus
02-12-2002, 12:22 PM
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26c today, not bad for December.:rolleyes:
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Looks like a long dry winter
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Wedgy
02-12-2002, 12:23 PM
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25.9c in my office
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20c more than outside :eek:
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sodding England! :grrr:
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biggus mickus
02-12-2002, 12:30 PM
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:D
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Excuse me, as I go into gloat mode.
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hellsbells
02-12-2002, 12:31 PM
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i swear im gonna be sick
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just had to drink a whole glass of this hot lemon stuff to make my cold go away
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god almighty cant they make the stuff taste even half nice!
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biggus mickus
02-12-2002, 12:38 PM
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Hi Helen
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Just got rid of my cold
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Wor snots
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WOR sneeze
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Have a whisky mack, that should sort your cold
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Failing that it'll get you pissed and you won't worry about it
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Wedgy
02-12-2002, 12:50 PM
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maybe she got pissed last night
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lucky girl :p
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I'm under the thumb :sob:
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hellsbells
02-12-2002, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by TAK
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Have a whisky mack, that should sort your cold
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Failing that it'll get you pissed and you won't worry about it
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ok whisky done
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feel a little better
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had a pizza too
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biggus how do you get colds in sunny spain
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thats even more unfair than in this cold shitty weather
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hellsbells
02-12-2002, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by Wedgy
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maybe she got pissed last night
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lucky girl :p
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I'm under the thumb :sob:
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i did yesterday afternoon in fact
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being under the thumb is sometimes good
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biggus mickus
02-12-2002, 12:54 PM
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Bloody tourists, bringing their germs with them:grrr:
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In fact, bloody tourists...................................
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hellsbells
02-12-2002, 12:56 PM
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ive never been to Spain before
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biggus mickus
02-12-2002, 01:02 PM
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You would hate it.:rolleyes:
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Sunshine, good food, cheap booze and ciggies.
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biggus mickus
02-12-2002, 01:07 PM
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Anyone in Croydon today, watch out!
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Murry(a) and Phsyco are out on the lash together.:eek:
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Is Croydon ready for this?
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I'm meeting Murry(a) tomorrow for a couple
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I hope he means pints
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Wedgy
02-12-2002, 01:44 PM
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I managed to escape such torment
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Lunchtime is from 2pm according to them
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Could do with a beer though :sob:
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Jim Cannons Moustache
02-12-2002, 02:11 PM
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i'm freezing
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got no coat
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cold and fluey too
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12 hours asleep last nigfht helped
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Jim Cannons Moustache
02-12-2002, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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Anyone in Croydon today, watch out!
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I'm watching but I cant see anything yet,
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i thought i heard some strange baa-baa noises earlier though
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Is Croydon ready for this?
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i've put the riot police on standby
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should be ok
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and i've told the local earthquake people to ignore minor earth tremors, probably murray falling over after too much shandy
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moo
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Have you met Murry(a)?
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he has hollow legs
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Like Mick
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Jim Cannons Moustache
02-12-2002, 03:16 PM
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hollow legs and a hollow head if i remember correctly
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Murry(a) or Mick?
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or both?
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Neil the Eagle
02-12-2002, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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Bloody tourists, bringing their germs with them:grrr:
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Well stop getting so close to 'em then ;)
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Originally posted by hellsbells
Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn :o :o :eek:
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I'm shocked
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jlmatthews
02-12-2002, 04:19 PM
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I wouldnt be TAK
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She is a freak in bed innit
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And she also pleasures herself to funny pictures of Murry(a)
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:eek:
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biggus mickus
02-12-2002, 06:38 PM
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I have heard nothing on the news.
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So Croydon has got away with it
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Murry(a), said he would have a pint of Bass for me.
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I never tasted a thing
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biggus mickus
02-12-2002, 07:46 PM
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Eating very hot pizza
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Covered in chilli
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Good sh!t, need a beer
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Rum and coke
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Banoffee pie ice cream
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Malakite
02-12-2002, 08:37 PM
T-NAFF-DO?
Wedgy
03-12-2002, 07:56 AM
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ring of fire this morning
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ouch!
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Georgie Boy
03-12-2002, 11:16 AM
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Mates just one on the horses
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I was too late putting my £10 on
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Lost out on £70
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Grrrrr....
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Psychokiller
03-12-2002, 11:50 AM
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7 pints of Bass by 4pm is not a good idea
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Had to go and get some chemicals
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to allow me to carry on drinking
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I feel like shyte!
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Jim Cannons Moustache
03-12-2002, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by TAK
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Murry(a) or Mick?
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or both?
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now I think of it
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yep both of em
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kin nonces
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FRAILE=BIGGUS=MURRAY=HOLLOWHEAD=CHAVES
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Murry(a)'s dissapeared
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What did you do to him Psycho?
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Psychokiller
03-12-2002, 01:04 PM
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He was about half an hour late yesterday
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If he's much later, I'd suggest a phone call to London City Farm
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Daniel_Nash
03-12-2002, 01:05 PM
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wor no phone credit
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wor £991 overdrawn!
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wooo!!
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Psychokiller
03-12-2002, 01:07 PM
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Typical student:rolleyes:
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Who do you think ultimately pays for such excess?
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Daniel Nash, him smoke da hash!
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Jim Cannons Moustache
03-12-2002, 01:09 PM
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I expect i'll have to pay again!
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feckin poncing noncing students are costing me a fortune
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init
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Daniel_Nash
03-12-2002, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by Psychokiller
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Typical student:rolleyes:
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Who do you think ultimately pays for such excess?
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Daniel Nash, him smoke da hash!
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well, i do eventually.
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girl next to me has pink pants on! mm
Psychokiller
03-12-2002, 01:10 PM
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A tenner says you won't go and ping the elastic
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Go on, I dare ya!
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Daniel_Nash
03-12-2002, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by Psychokiller
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A tenner says you won't go and ping the elastic
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Go on, I dare ya!
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I am in a crowded room, but i do need the money...
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hmm...........
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actually, after looking over she's not that fit...
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aw well...
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*ping!*
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Psychokiller
03-12-2002, 01:15 PM
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Sorry, not good enough
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Need photographic evidence of the pinging incident
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And the subsequent slap round the face
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Daniel_Nash
03-12-2002, 01:16 PM
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No way would she have slapped me if i did it
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I'd say i dropped my pen down there, hehe
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Psychokiller
03-12-2002, 01:18 PM
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Or parked your bike there!
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Jim Cannons Moustache
03-12-2002, 01:23 PM
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emptied init
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wor always forget to do that
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Daniel_Nash
03-12-2002, 01:33 PM
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Innit
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I can't wait to go home!
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14th december, woooo
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Chester to Crewe, to Watford Junction
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£6.60!
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2 week advance ticket, innit
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Jim Cannons Moustache
03-12-2002, 01:34 PM
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£6.60 are you travelling cattle class
hellsbells
03-12-2002, 01:35 PM
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msn is *****
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aol is *****
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init
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wor cattle class
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moo
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Psychokiller
03-12-2002, 01:36 PM
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Are you coming to Palace v Preston Daniel?
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Jim Cannons Moustache
03-12-2002, 01:37 PM
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lol!!!
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aol broadband eh helen!!
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its the quality you pay for!
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hellsbells
03-12-2002, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by jlmatthews
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I wouldnt be TAK
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She is a freak in bed innit
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And she also pleasures herself to funny pictures of Murry(a)
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:eek:
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theres just something about him
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:love:
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:eek:
Daniel_Nash
03-12-2002, 01:38 PM
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i would like to go to that game, depends on finances. Should be ok though.
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wor cattle class, no. :moo:
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Slave class.
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hellsbells
03-12-2002, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
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lol!!!
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aol broadband eh helen!!
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its the quality you pay for!
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yeah tell me bout it :rolleyes:
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and msn says im behind a firewall or some ****
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ive buggered up my pc :(:(:(:(
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Jim Cannons Moustache
03-12-2002, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by hellsbells
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ive buggered up my pc :(:(:(:(
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i did that once
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insurance companies arent too keen to pay out on it though!;) :eek:
hellsbells
03-12-2002, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
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i did that once
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insurance companies arent too keen to pay out on it though!;) :eek:
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today is *****
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:sob:
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:cool:
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Daniel_Nash
03-12-2002, 01:52 PM
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Insurance company, and my phone. hehehe
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Big cheque soon!
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Anyhoo, time to go. Done what i came to.
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Helen, if you want to reply to my PM in a txt, i will be able to read it before i go home ;)!
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jlmatthews
03-12-2002, 03:26 PM
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Helly
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Whats up with the House of Burlesque??
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YOu kill it :(
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Wedgy
03-12-2002, 04:42 PM
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cannot make the match tonight
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gutted is not the word
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"bollox" is
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hellsbells
03-12-2002, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
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Insurance company, and my phone. hehehe
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Big cheque soon!
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Anyhoo, time to go. Done what i came to.
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Helen, if you want to reply to my PM in a txt, i will be able to read it before i go home ;)!
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mmmkay
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dont confuse me
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too much info
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complicates my thoughts
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Jason it died
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the fit doctor tried to save it init
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no lcuk
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biggus mickus
03-12-2002, 06:09 PM
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Just had a giant Yorkshire pudding
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Filled with mince in a tangy sauce
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Coupled with a good pile of mashed spuds.
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I am now bloated, and making room for my Mahou
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Eagles!
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jlmatthews
03-12-2002, 06:27 PM
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Consider yourself lucky Mick
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I have a 10 pager paper due on the reaction to Islam after 9-11
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Gonna suck to write. I have tons of sources, but no will to actually do it
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All this procrastination is really biting me in the ass right about now.
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biggus mickus
03-12-2002, 06:30 PM
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I can write that for you
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On Islam you say
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OK, print this.
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Islam is a 8e32w3,mlrlore,mr.f,fr´ñreewjhsemf,fd_reñle,e,jewb d.
It isnrefhgefr.kfenf 3333tf5dslkll.kkkjew ndffmfdmnfmnfdmfmfmf.
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I hope this helps.:angel:
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jlmatthews
03-12-2002, 06:43 PM
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Thanks Mick
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you are my hero :rolleyes:
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:hmph:
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biggus mickus
03-12-2002, 06:45 PM
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Well thats what it all means to me!
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Psychokiller
04-12-2002, 09:01 AM
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I wonder if Mat and TAK managed to find Murry(a)
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He either got stuck at London City Farm
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Or a West London abbitoir!
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I think he must have found a freindly sheep
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Obviously went and did a Varcoe on me
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Psychokiller
04-12-2002, 09:43 AM
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Did he not turn up in Kennington then?
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Seemed pretty hellbent on the idea when he left Croydon
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Then again, he owes you drinks does he not?.....
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Jim Cannons Moustache
04-12-2002, 02:01 PM
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is wor (a) still missing?
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what have you done to him pk?
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Psychokiller
04-12-2002, 02:05 PM
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Murry(a) was ok when I left him
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Where he went to after The Cricketers is his business!
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Daniel_Nash
04-12-2002, 02:07 PM
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Assignment marks back today!!
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Will inform as soon as i get them....
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Timmy Mallet tonight
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Wackaday
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Innit
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Jim Cannons Moustache
04-12-2002, 02:10 PM
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Timmy Mallet?????
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are you paying to see that?
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wor no wonder you're skint!!
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Jim Cannons Moustache
04-12-2002, 02:44 PM
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why is james called simon and simon called james
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are james and simon the same people?
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or person I should say
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Jim Cannons Moustache
04-12-2002, 02:59 PM
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just managed to send a pm to myself
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how did that happen?
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Jim Cannons Moustache
04-12-2002, 04:17 PM
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where exactly is sunbury?
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and how do i get there from here?
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Psychokiller
04-12-2002, 04:24 PM
2015
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Ask the Wooden Fish
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biggus mickus
04-12-2002, 04:26 PM
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Where is (a) ?
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Which Sunbury do you want?
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Closest, I think is On Thames.
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Out Heathrow way.
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biggus mickus
04-12-2002, 04:41 PM
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Whats happnin in downtown Croydon then Neil?
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Happy people after last night maybe?
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Funny on chat last night
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Matov singing songs from the sound of music
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Jason on backing vocals
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Me, with no fackin comms
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Psychokiller
04-12-2002, 06:38 PM
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Couldn't make it last night
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Had to work late
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Then got pissed
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Now have a stinking cold
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I hear Murry(a) has gone missing
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Probably eloped with an Aberdeen Angus
jlmatthews
04-12-2002, 09:04 PM
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We carried MatOv Mick
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He was TERRIBLE!
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:D
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Psychokiller
05-12-2002, 12:09 PM
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Has anyone located Murry(a) yet?
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I'm a bit worried
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I was the last to see him alive!
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got a mail from him today, he got stuck in a sheep, err meeting.
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Any q p's going to the Christmas bash?
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Jim Cannons Moustache
05-12-2002, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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Where is (a) ?
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Which Sunbury do you want?
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Closest, I think is On Thames.
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Out Heathrow way.
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yep on thames one, didnt know there was another
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WHERE IS MURRAY?????????????
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:confused:
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somebody must have seen the man
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Psychokiller
05-12-2002, 12:23 PM
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Not me
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I doubt Murry(a), Mick, JLM or Chocky is either
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Just leaves Hellsbells, Daniel Nash and Jims tache as regular q pers!
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Jim Cannons Moustache
05-12-2002, 12:33 PM
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PK dosent do bashes no more
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doubt I'll be there either
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A Wooden Fish On Wheels
05-12-2002, 12:37 PM
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Yes Sunbury....
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Stopping train from Clapham Junction is the way to get here...
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Takes ages...
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or M25 --> M3 East come off Junction 1 where it turns into the A316...
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or Tolworth, A309, A309 Hampton Court, Kempton Park, Sunbury...
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Better still find somewhere better to go...
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it's a poo hole.
Jim Cannons Moustache
05-12-2002, 12:41 PM
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thanks wor Fish
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didnt realise it was a poo hole
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Sunbury On Thanmes sounds like a quaint little place
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only got to go for a day
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I'll just have to close my eyes and pretend I'm still in the splendour of South Croydon
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that might make finding my way around hard though:confused:
Psychokiller
05-12-2002, 12:55 PM
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Debbie McGee
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Does she walk the dog
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Or wank the dog?
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Wedgy
05-12-2002, 12:57 PM
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Debbie McGee
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is the devils work :o
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Psychokiller
05-12-2002, 01:40 PM
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So is Ric Flair
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Jim Cannons Moustache
05-12-2002, 01:54 PM
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so is Keith Allen
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I hate that bloke
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hes a ******* tosser
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anyone seen that review programme on c5
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bunch of arsing nobodies taking the piss out of people for being more famous than theya re
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tossers
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Psychokiller
05-12-2002, 01:56 PM
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Still no Murry(a)?
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I'm going to have to put out a warning to the Agricultural industry
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Jim Cannons Moustache
05-12-2002, 02:21 PM
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ssshhhittt murrays back
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:eek:
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Lock up your sheep
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Psychokiller
05-12-2002, 02:29 PM
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Bah!
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The farmers are already securing their livestock
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They're gonna think I was wasting their time now :(
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Jim Cannons Moustache
05-12-2002, 02:32 PM
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and the poor sheep thought they were going to be able to roam free this christmas!:sob:
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
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and the poor sheep thought they were going to be able to roam free this christmas!:sob:
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well it's only the pretty ones Murry(a) is interested in, the rest should be fine.
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Psychokiller
05-12-2002, 02:43 PM
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The farmers are threatening to take me to court
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Aparrently a hoax Murry(a) alert is worse than a Foot and Mouth hoax!
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Bang goes my Christmas :sob:
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Jim Cannons Moustache
05-12-2002, 02:50 PM
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hes disapeared again now
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without q ping
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maybe it was a phantom (a) we experienced
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and the real one is still lost?
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A Wooden Fish On Wheels
05-12-2002, 02:53 PM
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What are you doing in Sunbury JC'sM?
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Lower Sunbury and Hampton by the river are nice...
q p
Sunbury Cross is a hell hole
Jim Cannons Moustache
05-12-2002, 02:56 PM
q p
its a family thing, not very exciting i'm afraid
q p
dont know whereabouts in sunbury it is.
q p
biggus mickus
05-12-2002, 06:11 PM
Q P
Hi
Q P
Pished
Q P
Going for a chinky
Q P
If thats not PC enough
Q P
Bollox
Q P
MicksSis
05-12-2002, 06:16 PM
qp
crossed in post
qp
check you PM
qp
xxxxxxx
qp
biggus mickus
05-12-2002, 06:20 PM
Q P
Got it Les
Q P
:p
Q P
Psychokiller
06-12-2002, 08:02 AM
q p
Mickus, what the hell are you fraternising with Bellies for?
q p
He's a pikey tosser
q p
And his wife has a dick!
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
06-12-2002, 01:03 PM
q p
mick you phoned earlier
q p
what did you want?
q p
i aint got any credit left on my phone to call you back
q p
Chocky
06-12-2002, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
q p
mick you phoned earlier
q p
what did you want?
q p
q p
he can't get on the bbs
q p
thought it was down
q p
but only he is
q p
cos he cant type bollocks all day
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
06-12-2002, 01:38 PM
q p
lol! he makes an international call because he cant qp
q p
kin bbs addict!
qp
i thought i was bad!
q p
Psychokiller
06-12-2002, 01:56 PM
q p
q p is quite quiet today
q p
Need more q p action
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
06-12-2002, 02:25 PM
q p
poor fayre init
q p
biggus is down and murray is lost
q p
have we sorted out who gets which hospital bed tomorrow yet and who has to sleep ion the corridor?
q p
jlmatthews
06-12-2002, 02:59 PM
q p
Wor innit marvelous fayre
q p
mmmkay
q p
Am having a meeting with a American media legend in .... 1 minute ago gotta go
q p
BYE!
q p
Psychokiller
06-12-2002, 03:00 PM
q p
American media legend?
q p
Tony Blair?
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
06-12-2002, 03:03 PM
q p
is it the editor of Hillybilly Bugle- Your daily newspaper for all the latest slack jaw yokel news?
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
06-12-2002, 03:10 PM
q p
hugh heffner init
q p
:eek:
Jim Cannons Moustache
06-12-2002, 04:07 PM
q p
PK, how do you do it?
q p
winding big fat tony right up, lol
q p
its a bit like pulling the legs off spiders
q p
Psychokiller
06-12-2002, 04:09 PM
q p
The fat **** can't hack it though
q p
LOL! Threatening to track me down! :o
q p
Had to stop, it was like beating up a terminally ill hospital patient!
q p
Stupid fat pantomime dame!
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
06-12-2002, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by Psychokiller
q p
LOL! Threatening to track me down! :o
q p
q p
LOL! you've had one warning!
q p
warning my arse!
q p
20ae
jlmatthews
06-12-2002, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by Psychokiller
q p
American media legend?
q p
Tony Blair?
q p
q p
nope
Steve Bell - Former CBS MorningShow host and war correspondent in Vietnam...also did a lot of stuff with the never ending Israel/Palestine
q p
Also still in touch and friends with 4 former US presidents...
q p
biggus mickus
06-12-2002, 07:36 PM
Q P
Wont be online manana for the game.:eek:
Q P
Will be watching Malaga CF:eek:
Q P
Somebody text me during the game please:p
Q P
Pat of the Palace
06-12-2002, 11:09 PM
Q P
Hola Mick, I will gladly text you any scores, or you can ring me anytime for an update.
Q P
La camiseta que llevoooooooooooooooo
La llevo pegada en la piellllllllllllll
Yo la quiero y la quierooooooooooooo
Y nunca me la quitaré
Gosling
06-12-2002, 11:43 PM
qp
why do I think I've heard that tune before?
pq
oh bollox
qp
biggus mickus
07-12-2002, 10:09 AM
Q P
Thanks Pat!
Q P
Isabella says Hi.
Q P
Gosling says quack.
Q P
biggus mickus
07-12-2002, 10:32 AM
Q P
Just burnt that CD for you Chocky.
Q P
:D
Q P
See you at the tesco bar.
Q P
Pat of the Palace
07-12-2002, 10:47 AM
QP
lost those addresses innit:eek:
QP
can you send 'em again?
QP
hola Isabella
Chocky
07-12-2002, 10:50 AM
q p
cheers biggus
q p
but what can I do with a burnt CD?
q p
burn a Whitney Houston one as well
q p
better still burn HER
q p
the wailing bitch
q p
stick her on top of a fking mosque
q p
biggus mickus
07-12-2002, 10:51 AM
Q P
Git!
Q P
:D
Q P
biggus mickus
07-12-2002, 10:54 AM
Q P
Its done Pat
Q P
Trolley
07-12-2002, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Git!
I was once informed that a "Git" was a pregnant camel but I cannot confirm whether this "Revelation" has any creedence at all.
Chocky
07-12-2002, 10:55 AM
q p
Oi Pat
q p
WOR GAMBA INIT
q p
Trolley
07-12-2002, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by Chocky
q p
WOR GAMBA INIT
q p
Subliminal messages are alive and well on the "Good Ship BBS".
q p
[if you're going to post on this thread you must q p, thems the rules. Wor moderator]
q p
biggus mickus
07-12-2002, 11:09 AM
Q P
Very well said Mod
Q P
Rules are rules
Q P
Where would we be without them?
Q P
Trolley
07-12-2002, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
Very well said Mod
Rules are rules
q p
With the utmost respect, I cannot see any mention of having to intersperse two letters of the alphabet between each sentence in the "Forum Rules".
q p
Perhaps the moderator in question might concentrate his efforts on targetting those whose defamatory and reprugnant comments are directed at my good self.
q p
Thanking You in anticipation.
q wor p
biggus mickus
07-12-2002, 11:30 AM
Q P
It looks so much better
Q P
Daniel_Nash
08-12-2002, 11:18 AM
q p
Timmy Mallet is a tool, he cancelled on us on wednesday!
q p
Luckily the ticket was bought for me, and i didn't take any money out with me
q p
otherwise i'd have been really annoyed! :veryangry
q p
This time next week i'll be at home, waking up in my own bed...
q p
to the smell of decent sunday lunch
q p
and the roar of an open fire... ahh
q p
Instead of some plasticy mess they serve me here
q p
and a building site outside my window!!!!
q p
Trolley
08-12-2002, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by Trolley
q p
With the utmost respect, I cannot see any mention of having to intersperse two letters of the alphabet between each sentence in the "Forum Rules".
q p
Perhaps the moderator in question might concentrate his efforts on targetting those whose defamatory and reprugnant comments are directed at my good self.
q p
Thanking You in anticipation.
q wor p
For the record, my good self did NOT insert two letters of the alphabet between each sentance as indicated above.
There is clearly cad in our midst who has "Tampered" or even "De-Faced" my post with the sole intention of "Raising my hackles".
It is important that I set the record straight and inform the "Good Ship BBS" that I have NOT resorted to this fatuous and puerile bheaviour.
Thank You
1f82
biggus mickus
08-12-2002, 11:57 AM
Q P
Hi Dan
Q P
How the devil are you?
Q P
Daniel_Nash
08-12-2002, 11:59 AM
q p
Not bad, old bean.
q p
Tired and poor, but no change there.
q p
I wanna come home!!
q p
biggus mickus
08-12-2002, 12:03 PM
Q P
A nice warm 25c today
Q P
Blue skies, and life is fine
Q P
Chocky, Mitch and myself went to watch Malaga play last night
Q P
Crap game
Q P
Wedgy
08-12-2002, 12:05 PM
Q P
5c here
Q P
so dull, all the lights on in the house already :eek:
Q P
Oh to be anywhere but here
Q P
Trolley
08-12-2002, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
Chocky, Mitch and myself went to watch Malaga play last night
May I humbly enquire as to the score in the match you witnessed ?
I am led to believe that Malaga have undergone a "Dip" in fortunes of late and their position in the table has deteriorated.
Daniel_Nash
08-12-2002, 12:06 PM
q p
Dark skies and builders starting at 8am!
q p
I am off to the pub shortly, once i've finished a bit of work
q p
Wor Spurs vs Baggies
q p
biggus mickus
08-12-2002, 12:19 PM
Q P
Should be an open game Dan
Q P
See Malaga thread Trollman
Q P
WOR Wedgy, that sounds nice:rolleyes: :D
Q P
Think I will stay here then
Q P
Daniel_Nash
08-12-2002, 12:21 PM
q p
Should be, but Spurs should win!
q p
Who did Malaga play? Are Sociedad still top?
q p
Wor missing Sky Sports!
biggus mickus
08-12-2002, 12:51 PM
Q P
Nearly forgot!
Q P
Big thanks to Pat of the Palace for the texts during the match:p
Q P
Big thanks to Maidstoned for the match report on the phone after the game.:p
Q P
Skin Up
08-12-2002, 01:57 PM
qp
still buzzing over a top weekend, topped off by a sublime result
qp
oxo scumwall
qp
3rd round draw in a few minutes
qp
one of the best days of the season
qp
we could draw anyone!
qp
except QPR:D
qp
Malakite
08-12-2002, 01:58 PM
q p - quiet please?
Jim Cannons Moustache
08-12-2002, 01:59 PM
q p
havent made it home yet after the millwall game
q p
wor polish vodka bars
q p
marvellous init
q p
sorry to anyone I sent an illegible text message to last night, I should have my phone confiscated when i'm drunk
q p
cant remember who i was texting but hey ho
q p
Psychokiller
08-12-2002, 02:01 PM
q p
I see the dirty 'child enthusiast' is trying to fu¢k up the q p thread again
q p
Hopefully he'll get a call from operation kiddie fiddler this weekend
q p
:veryangry
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
08-12-2002, 02:17 PM
q p
quiet on here at weekends init
q p
blackpool in the cup, bit dull
q p
setting ourselves up for a giantkilling
q p
ah well we cant win both cups can we?
q p
Skin Up
08-12-2002, 02:19 PM
qp
Palace on the big dipper
qp
Psychokiller
08-12-2002, 02:24 PM
q p
remember what happened last time we done well in the cups
q p
just a thought
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
08-12-2002, 02:52 PM
q p
booooooooooooo!
q p
biggus mickus
08-12-2002, 04:09 PM
Q P
WOR Blackpool, and its sewage covered beaches
Q P
WOR Yids are two up
Q P
Just had my roast beef, INIT
Q P
Trolley
08-12-2002, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
WOR Blackpool, and its sewage covered beaches
Whilst on the subject of Blackpool FC , the more senior contributors on the "Good Ship BBS" might recall that Stan Mortensen scored in every round of the FA Cup in the season 1947-48.
And of course our former coach Stan Ternent was manager of that club in the late 70s.
biggus mickus
08-12-2002, 05:23 PM
Q P
www.northstandchat.com
Q P
biggus mickus
08-12-2002, 06:24 PM
Q P
Agh, thats better.
Q P
Always find it a good way to finish the weekend.
Q P
1f84
Psychokiller
09-12-2002, 08:22 AM
q p
This thread is for q p ing
q p
Not for 'child enthusiasts' to spout their crap
q p
Useless pervert scum Hindley supporter
q p
Wedgy
09-12-2002, 10:03 AM
Q P
Death ... is the devils work :veryangry
Q P
Chocky
09-12-2002, 10:37 AM
q p
proof that indeed Fraile does equal Chaves
q p
Chocky
09-12-2002, 10:39 AM
q p
proof also that indeed Chanquete is in fact at the Frente
q p
wor Chanquete
q p
Psychokiller
09-12-2002, 10:40 AM
q p
Someone must have a banner that says
q p
Trolley = "Child Enthusiast"
q p
biggus mickus
09-12-2002, 11:42 AM
Q P
I hope JCM has a gander athose Chocky.
Q P
The text message might make more sense.;)
Q P
biggus mickus
09-12-2002, 11:43 AM
Q P
WOR rain
Q P
Only 19c
Q P
Doing my washing
Q P
Bank holiday here
Q P
Yes, thats right.
Q P
Another bank holiday.
Q P
biggus mickus
09-12-2002, 12:17 PM
Q P
www.northstandchat.com
Q P
He he
Q P
Ha ha
Q P
biggus mickus
09-12-2002, 12:52 PM
Q P
Cracking looking girl just walked into the cafe
Q P
She does not know how to smile
Q P
How can you be that pretty, and never smile?
Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
09-12-2002, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
I hope JCM has a gander athose Chocky.
Q P
The text message might make more sense.;)
Q P
q p
at what?
q p
what text message
q p
am i missing something?
q p
Psychokiller
09-12-2002, 02:04 PM
q p
Fraile = Chaves
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
09-12-2002, 02:07 PM
q p
I saw FRAILE=CHAVES during malaga
-leeds game, wor chocky pointed it out
q p
has she smiled yet biggus?
q p
smile costs nothing
q p
Psychokiller
09-12-2002, 02:09 PM
q p
Does Chaves = Fraile as well?
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
09-12-2002, 02:13 PM
q p
fraile=chaves
q p
the a and e cancel each other out
q p
therefore
fril=chvs
q p
if=chvs/lr
q p
which proves that as l tends towards infinity
if=0
q p
Psychokiller
09-12-2002, 02:15 PM
q p
So if Fraile = Chaves
q p
Then 2xFraile must = Fraile+Chaves
q p
And 2xChaves = Chaves + Fraile?
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
09-12-2002, 02:16 PM
q p
so if there are no ifs, there are just buts init
q p
Trolley
09-12-2002, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
How can you be that pretty, and never smile?
Perhaps the lady in question has missing teeth or indeed has teeth that resemble tombstones.
Perhaps her confidence was shattered when a cad remarked "Darling, your teeth are very even "
"One, three, five and seven are missing".
:D :D :p
biggus mickus
09-12-2002, 06:47 PM
Q P
She never did smile.
Q P
Came from Mancland, so I understand why!:p
Q P
Northern bird, init
Q P
Trolley
09-12-2002, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
Came from Mancland, so I understand why!:p
Where seagulls fly backwards to prevent soot from getting in their eyes.
:D :D :D
biggus mickus
09-12-2002, 07:03 PM
Q P
Looking around the boards
Q P
I get the feeling that Trollman
Q P
Is taking uppers
Q P
He is being funny
Q P
He is using smilies
Q P
He has lost his arrogance
Q P
I am scared
Q P
Trolley
09-12-2002, 07:05 PM
:) :p :D :D :clown: :love: :angel: :D :D
biggus mickus
09-12-2002, 07:19 PM
Q P
Coffee and brandy:love:
Q P
jlmatthews
09-12-2002, 07:33 PM
1fba
q p
watered down pepsi :sob:
q p
biggus mickus
09-12-2002, 07:45 PM
Q P
Good evening Jay
Q P
How the hell are you?
Q P
Bloody raining here
Q P
biggus mickus
09-12-2002, 08:00 PM
Q P
Lesley, if you read this
Q P
Stop being nosey.:D
Q P
MicksSis
09-12-2002, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
Lesley, if you read this
Q P
Stop being nosey.:D
Q P
qp
Its the only way
qp
I can let Mum know
qp
If you are still alive
qp
xxxxx
qp
jlmatthews
09-12-2002, 08:38 PM
q p
I am good Mick
q p
Finals week here at good ole BSU
q p
Wor stressing and stuff innit
q p
Must get good grades
q p
biggus mickus
10-12-2002, 12:09 PM
Q P
Under the thumb from my sister
Q P
I will ring mum tonight
Q P
She does have my number you know
Q P
Chocky
10-12-2002, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
q p
at what?
q p
what text message
q p
am i missing something?
q p
q p
didn't you get my message on saturday?
q p
FRENTE CHANQUETE
q p
wor Frente
q p
biggus mickus
10-12-2002, 01:49 PM
Q P
JCM, will you stop turning your phone off, on a Saturday!
Q P
I know he sent it to you
Q P
I was next to him when he did it
Q P
There again, its Chocky
Q P
Might have sent it anywhere
Q P
Little sod
Q P
Psychokiller
10-12-2002, 01:50 PM
q p
oXo
q p
biggus mickus
10-12-2002, 01:51 PM
Q P
BISTO Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-12-2002, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Chocky
q p
didn't you get my message on saturday?
q p
FRENTE CHANQUETE
q p
wor Frente
q p
q p
never got it
q p
:confused: and my phone was on all night
q p
Frente used to be a band in my schooldays init
q p
wor frente
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-12-2002, 02:35 PM
q p
oi biggus you git, didnt see you nominating me for any bbs awards!
q p
fecker
q p
biggus mickus
10-12-2002, 03:18 PM
Q P
They didnt have a gormless git catagory!:D
Q P
MicksSis
10-12-2002, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
Under the thumb from my sister
Q P
I will ring mum tonight
Q P
She does have my number you know
Q P
qp
She is a pensioner you know
qp
:p
biggus mickus
10-12-2002, 03:33 PM
Q P
Yeh, like she would let us forget.:rolleyes:
Q P
Still looking for some flights
Q P
Can get outbound on the 24th, for 40 Euro
Q P
Flights back are 200+ Euro
Q P
I aint paying that out of principle
Q P
Thieving sods.:veryangry
Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-12-2002, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
They didnt have a gormless git catagory!:D
Q P
q p
fecking cliquey c*nts all voting for each other
q p
ring your mum!
q p
micksis you'll vote for me wont you!?
q p
biggus mickus
10-12-2002, 03:35 PM
Q P
Dont you dare Lesley!
Q P
He drinks lager
Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-12-2002, 03:36 PM
q p
lesley theres a box of chocolates in it for you!
Q P
MicksSis
10-12-2002, 03:45 PM
qp
what am I voting for?
qp
Whats in it for me?
qp
Apart from chocolates, yum yum
qp
There is no family loyalty
qp
Dont ever call me a minger again!!!!!!!!!!!!
qp
MicksSis
10-12-2002, 03:48 PM
qp
Dumb blonde, dumb blonde
qp
Just seen BBS awards thread
qp
Gonna have a read
qp
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-12-2002, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by Chocky
q p
wor Frente
q p
q p
http://ubl.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGPORTRAITS/music/portrait200/drp000/p027/p02703x0u60.jpg
q p
wor frente= wor Angie Hart
q p
blast from the past init
q p
1f7f
biggus mickus
10-12-2002, 03:48 PM
Q P
Oi, shes married.;)
Q P
The roof on their house, is not there for you to do your Milk Tray thing.
Q P
:D
Q P
WOR JCM, clambering over the croc pool, then water ski-ing over shark infested waters, then hang gliding over electric pylons, then flying under a bridge. All because the lady loves Milk Tray.
Q P
The things you do Garreth.:eek:
Q P
And still dont get mentioned.:D
Q P
biggus mickus
10-12-2002, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by MicksSis
qp
Dumb blonde, dumb blonde
qp
Just seen BBS awards thread
qp
Gonna have a read
qp
Q P
Two things I can say about you, and tell no lie.
Q P
You are blonde
Q P
You can be a bit dumb
Q P
Its ok, its what makes you, you.
Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-12-2002, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by MicksSis
Whats in it for me?
qp
Apart from chocolates, yum yum
qp
q p
wor steady!!!! dont want everyone knowing do we!!!!!
q p
and I snagged my jeans on one of those pylons
q p
could've been nasty
q p
Palace-Chick
10-12-2002, 03:52 PM
qp
It snowed for about five mins earlier
qp
It has stopped now
qp
Just got in from town and can hardly move my fingers to type
qp
How are all you qper's?
qp
Only 9 days of term left
qp
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-12-2002, 03:53 PM
q p
quick charlene go and vote for me
q p
in all the nice categories not the nasty ones!
q p
my ears are frost bitten, wor cold.
q p
Psychokiller
10-12-2002, 03:55 PM
q p
There's no snow!
q p
I WANT F**KING SNOW
q p
:sob:
q p
biggus mickus
10-12-2002, 03:55 PM
Q P
Thats all I bloody need!
Q P
Lesley and Char online at the same time
Q P
Life can be so unfair
Q P
MicksSis
10-12-2002, 04:06 PM
qp
Hi Charlene
qp
are you going to Buwash for Xmas?
qp
Monster,Monster said it was snowing at 5am
qp
this morning, in Chislehurst, (he works nights)
qp
I wouldn't know that
qp
tucked up in bed
qp
been bleeding cold today though
qp
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-12-2002, 04:16 PM
q p
http://members.aol.com/danomalley/gifs/music/frente.gif
q p
CHANQUETE!
Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
10-12-2002, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
q p
wor frente= wor Angie Hart
q p
blast from the past init
q p
biggus mickus
11-12-2002, 12:59 PM
Q P
On the lash with Chocky manana
Q P
Nice little bar showing the Malaga game
Q P
Hang on to your phones:eek:
Q P
Infact hang on to everything:eek: :eek:
Q P
I tell you now
Q P
If, IF Malaga win, its going to be nuts on lash up time
Q P
Please win Malaga.:p
Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
11-12-2002, 01:00 PM
q p
Memo to myself: TURN PHONE OFF BEFORE GOING TO BED TOMORROW
q p
biggus mickus
11-12-2002, 03:51 PM
Q P
Whats "IT" all coming to?
Q P
I mean, when you sit back
Q P
take stock of it all
Q P
Whats "IT" coming to
Q P
I sometimes wonder if "IT" will change?
Q P
But I feel "ITs" a forlorn hope
Q P
If "IT" did change
Q P
How could "IT"
Q P
And what would "IT" turn into?
Q P
Psychokiller
11-12-2002, 03:52 PM
q p
Are we playing "it"?
q p
JCM is "it"
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
11-12-2002, 03:54 PM
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tag!
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now biggus is it!
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MicksSis
11-12-2002, 03:57 PM
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can't get meeee
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can't get meeee
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biggus mickus
11-12-2002, 03:58 PM
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"ITs" a small word
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I dont know how you can be so flipent about an important word?
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We all take "IT" for granted
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I believe something should be done about "IT"
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A song was even made about "IT"
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Jim Cannons Moustache
11-12-2002, 03:59 PM
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mick you're still 'it'
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get on with it you slow, lumbering old man
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12d6
biggus mickus
11-12-2002, 04:08 PM
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Your "IT"
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No returnis
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MicksSis
11-12-2002, 04:09 PM
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can't get meeeee
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can't get meeeee
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Jim Cannons Moustache
11-12-2002, 04:10 PM
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your trying to returnie on me
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i made you 'it' and you still are!
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MicksSis
11-12-2002, 04:11 PM
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If you dont let me play
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I'm gonna tell mum
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muuuummmmm
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Jim Cannons Moustache
11-12-2002, 04:12 PM
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mick get your sis
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she reckons shes too quick for you
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:D
biggus mickus
11-12-2002, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by MicksSis
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can't get meeeee
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can't get meeeee
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Your "IT"
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You run like a duck
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MicksSis
11-12-2002, 04:14 PM
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you pushed me over
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hurt my knee
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telling on you now
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biggus mickus
11-12-2002, 04:27 PM
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Mum wont believe you
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She loves me more than you
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MicksSis
11-12-2002, 04:29 PM
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pig, no she dont
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she loves me more
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not playing wiv you
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bully
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biggus mickus
11-12-2002, 04:37 PM
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Typical girl
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All gob
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Go back to your dolly
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And the Baycity Rollers
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MicksSis
11-12-2002, 04:41 PM
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you ba*t**d
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I ALWAYS pefered David Bowie
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I had to go to see The Bay City Rollers
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Because all my friends did
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biggus mickus
11-12-2002, 04:47 PM
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What about David Cassidy then?
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When you shouted WOODY,
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What were you after?:eek: :eek:
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And at that age
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You dirty cow
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:D
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MicksSis
11-12-2002, 04:53 PM
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He was a bit of a sweetie tho;)
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What about all that ***** Zepplin
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Wait til mum was at work and blast out the house
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Saturday mornings....Remember????
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biggus mickus
11-12-2002, 05:04 PM
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I remember your first Palace game as well
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:D :eek:
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