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David Murray
17-01-2003, 12:24 PM
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And the back ;)
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David Murray
17-01-2003, 12:25 PM
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How did you get on with the farm Mick ?
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biggus mickus
17-01-2003, 12:34 PM
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It was a refreshing meeting
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One that made me very happy
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The ruin is 96sq metres
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They said I can have 120sq.:D
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Two floors.:D
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Reform licence approved.:p :D
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Swimming pool approved.:lux:
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Getting the plans done.:D
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:D
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MicksSis
17-01-2003, 12:59 PM
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so,when will it be finished??
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and more importantly..
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when can I come to stay??
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(Will PM you tomorrow, re: your PM)
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Psychokiller
17-01-2003, 01:00 PM
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Mick have you ordered a crate of Copperwheat?
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biggus mickus
17-01-2003, 01:05 PM
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OK Lesley
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Not yet Neil, but I will:p
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MicksSis
17-01-2003, 01:07 PM
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When I had that name, I hated it
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was too long, and when I had to tell it
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it was always 'Copper what?', or
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'how do you spell it?':rolleyes:
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Now I have a nice short name....
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and I wouldnt swap back for anything
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Mitch must really love you:D :D
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Jim Cannons Moustache
17-01-2003, 01:07 PM
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when is the housewarming then mick?
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or farmwarming?
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biggus mickus
17-01-2003, 01:13 PM
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When I have built it! :hmph:
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Jim Cannons Moustache
17-01-2003, 01:16 PM
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I'll make sure theres a gap in my diary sometime in 2010 then! :p
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kin up at 9 this morning waiting for a delivery which didnt turn up
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fecking useless! its like bleeding spain sometimes with their manana attitudes round here
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biggus mickus
17-01-2003, 01:21 PM
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LOL
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Gobsh!te
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I will need a hand Garreth:angel:
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Jim Cannons Moustache
17-01-2003, 01:29 PM
1f71
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need a hand with what?
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murrays got two, one of them will work i'm sure!
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Jim Cannons Moustache
17-01-2003, 01:29 PM
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mick will you be watching the cup game at scouse liz's bar?
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biggus mickus
17-01-2003, 01:40 PM
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No, she has no TV at the bar
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Aint worked that one out yet.:confused:
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biggus mickus
17-01-2003, 02:02 PM
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Very nice Spanish girl next to me:)
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Long legs,
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Pretty face
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I like Spain
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MicksSis
17-01-2003, 02:03 PM
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going now, bye mick & co
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:hi:
MicksSis
17-01-2003, 02:04 PM
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behave:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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biggus mickus
17-01-2003, 02:10 PM
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Only looking:angel:
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Jim Cannons Moustache
17-01-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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Very nice Spanish girl next to me:)
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Long legs,
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Pretty face
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I like Spain
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ask her if she would like a q p with me please mick
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biggus mickus
17-01-2003, 02:26 PM
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Asked her for you
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She says your a gobsh!te
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Must have spoken to Liz. LOL
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Jim Cannons Moustache
17-01-2003, 02:30 PM
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liz dosent think i'm a gobshite anymore
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she thinks i'm charming
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Chocky
17-01-2003, 02:53 PM
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excuse me
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does anyone know where the toilet is?
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I need a pee
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Jim Cannons Moustache
17-01-2003, 02:58 PM
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go down your leg it warms you up nicely
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Chocky
17-01-2003, 03:00 PM
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at the Barca game on sunday
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I had to queue for a pee
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ha ha ha ha
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init
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biggus mickus
17-01-2003, 03:04 PM
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The game was so p!ss poor
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Get it?
P!SS poor
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Do you see?
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I`ll get me coat then
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Jim Cannons Moustache
17-01-2003, 03:12 PM
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where are all the q p ers today
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im bored
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wasting my time, got nothing to do
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start a thread biggus, sommit good
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jlmatthews
17-01-2003, 03:35 PM
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Wor thrread winding everyone up :D
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Wor people getting their panties in a bunch innit
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Jim Cannons Moustache
17-01-2003, 03:41 PM
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which one?
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jlmatthews
17-01-2003, 03:57 PM
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Wor=War
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innit
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Jim Cannons Moustache
17-01-2003, 04:00 PM
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oh that one, havent read it
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avoid politics if i can
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as long as someone lets me know when a bomb is being landed in my street so i can get out of the way in time then i'm happy
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biggus mickus
17-01-2003, 04:06 PM
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WOR Chocky coming over for beers
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Oh dear:D
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Blades play the pigs tonight
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WOR Paul the Blade
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Jim Cannons Moustache
17-01-2003, 04:07 PM
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come on wednesday!!!
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Back in Blighty
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cold and grey innit
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Come on the Owls
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40lb Black fin Tuna, Mick
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:p
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arms still hurt
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Jim Cannons Moustache
17-01-2003, 04:33 PM
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alright TAk? good holiday?
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does everyone in Trinidad, or wherever you were, know that Scouse Liz is a Gobshite??
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wonderful hols thanks
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her reputation precedes her
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jlmatthews
17-01-2003, 05:01 PM
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My Malaga shirt might be here by my birthday
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Wor present innit
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I need a poo....
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Neil the Eagle
18-01-2003, 12:39 AM
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Chocky has got his dick stuck in a letterbox
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or some such, according to mickus
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Ben H
18-01-2003, 12:43 AM
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this thread is utter bollox init
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:rolleyes:
Ben H
18-01-2003, 12:43 AM
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and I can't feckin believe it's still going
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or that I'm even bothering to contribute towards it
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Ben H
18-01-2003, 12:44 AM
:rolleyes:
Ben H
18-01-2003, 12:45 AM
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jlmatthews
18-01-2003, 02:36 AM
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How dare you call this thread utter bollox!
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This is inane drivel innit
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David Murray
18-01-2003, 09:18 AM
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ooohhhhhh
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:(
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Al From Bromley
18-01-2003, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by Neil the Eagle
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Chocky has got his dick stuck in a letterbox
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or some such, according to mickus
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Chocky has ALWAYS had his dick stuck in a letterbox.....innit! :)
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David Murray
18-01-2003, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by Neil the Eagle
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Chocky has got his dick stuck in a letterbox
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or some such, according to mickus
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I heard that at 0219 this morning as well :eek:
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Picture the scene this morning
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Mummy the postman has been already
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and you have a little male today :rolleyes:
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init
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Trolley
18-01-2003, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by David Murray
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I heard that at 0219 this morning as well :eek:
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Picture the scene this morning
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Mummy the postman has been already
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and you have a little male today :rolleyes:
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init
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It is NOT the size of the wand that matters but the magic you weave with it.
biggus mickus
18-01-2003, 11:16 AM
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The dirty little sod:D
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He was wasted.:D
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One choombie to far
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P!ssed through a door of a luxury appartemto. LOL
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He must have been saving it up
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It seemed like an hour long wee wee
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Another quiet night on the Costa:rolleyes:
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Trolley
18-01-2003, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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P!ssed through a door of a luxury appartemto. LOL
There are unsubstantiated rumours that a letterbox was NOT used and that "Wor Chocky" did an impression of that television programme "Through the Keyhole". :D
biggus mickus
18-01-2003, 11:42 AM
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Oh my god.:eek: :eek:
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Trollman showing humour over somebody p!ssing on a front door:eek:
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I suppose Benalmadena got off light
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At least he didnt lay a turd down
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biggus mickus
18-01-2003, 06:01 PM
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I keep telling myself, " we didnt loose"
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As I sit here drinking Mahou and brandy chasers
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I think I am going to have another beer.
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David Murray
18-01-2003, 06:15 PM
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Might as well have done :grrr:
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Trolley
19-01-2003, 12:05 AM
Many years ago I was alerted about a cheeky chappie who had the nickname of "Bugs" for the prime reason that his teeth were protruding to the extent that it was rumoured he could eat an apple through a letterbox. :D
Jim Cannons Moustache
19-01-2003, 01:13 PM
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chocky pissing everywhere! :eek:
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him and biggus are sending me matching reports on the malaga seville game
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kin early kick off, i wasnt even out of bed by half time
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dodgy french keeper for us yesterday
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no confidence in him for next week!!!
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jlmatthews
19-01-2003, 02:41 PM
I coulda swore I left a
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Wor pished innit post in here last nite. Must noth ave hit submit :)
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biggus mickus
19-01-2003, 05:07 PM
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Just got back from Gib
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A memory lane trip for my mate Phil.
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WOR Navy, init
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Last time he was in Gib was 1984 with HMS Birmingham
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Hourse shoe, Angry Fryar, and the Edinborough were all visited
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Pints of Bass were quaffed in quantity.:p
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jlmatthews
20-01-2003, 06:16 AM
1fed
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Wor biggus, you went to Gib and I got Wild Turket, some marguritas and a jkeg of beer
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I am well pished init :) I am trying to live up to the Malaga shirt in the mail
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David Murray
20-01-2003, 08:23 AM
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Head hurts
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biggus mickus
20-01-2003, 11:29 AM
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Long day yesterday
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Ended up on the rum.:p
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The Witch had one over the eight.:love:
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Then puked her little heart out:eek:
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She says its a dry day today:eek:
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Done all my chores, now I am looking forward to an afternoon in the sunshine
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MicksSis
20-01-2003, 11:31 AM
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:hi:
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sunshine:eek:
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how nice:rolleyes:
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biggus mickus
20-01-2003, 11:38 AM
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Hi Les
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Had a rear tyre blowout yesterday:eek:
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Doing 140kph
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Five of us in the pickup at the time
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Spains new motorway, now has a gouge in it for half a klik
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The sun is hot, hot, hot today
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MicksSis
20-01-2003, 11:41 AM
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Glad you are all ok
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the rain here is wet, wet, wet:sob:
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biggus mickus
20-01-2003, 11:46 AM
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It was a tad poo valve time:rolleyes:
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Spanish customs were their normal helpful self at Gib yesterday.:rolleyes:
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They can be such w@nkers sometimes
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No Spain, you cant have Gib back!
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Ask the people of Gib, and they stand together.
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Wedgy
20-01-2003, 11:46 AM
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Forgot the gusty winds :eek:
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biggus mickus
20-01-2003, 12:03 PM
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Sorry!
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Bright blue skies yesterday
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Blowing 5-6 lavanti.
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No change there then.:p
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biggus mickus
20-01-2003, 12:50 PM
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260 online
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130 guests?:hmph:
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Scousers having a look?
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Slowing it up a bit, init
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David Murray
20-01-2003, 12:51 PM
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Still a .... :p
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biggus mickus
20-01-2003, 12:52 PM
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I take it you had a few then Dave. LOL:D
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biggus mickus
20-01-2003, 01:03 PM
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Friday night was a bit confusing:confused:
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I had Chocky talking in joined up writing.:confused:
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Text messages coming in from a drunk in the Netherlands.:confused:
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Phil(I hate football) watching the Sheffield derby, and enjoying it.:confused:
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Paul(the Blade fan), not smiling when they went 3-1 up.:confused:
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All in all, it was a normal night.:rolleyes:
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jlmatthews
20-01-2003, 04:37 PM
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Was really drunk last nite and I think my kidneys tried to shut down or something? Maybe time for me to stop drinking or something??? Not really sure what to do about it...:(
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David Murray
20-01-2003, 05:39 PM
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Was it only Friday Biggus :confused:
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Seems like light years ago
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David Murray
20-01-2003, 05:41 PM
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What's a kidney ?
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Chocky
20-01-2003, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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Had a rear tyre blowout yesterday:eek:
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Doing 140kph
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Five of us in the pickup at the time
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glad you're ok
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could've been a bit nasty
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if you'd been on the N340 :eek:
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live to get pissed another day!
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David Murray
20-01-2003, 06:28 PM
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I had a rear blow out yesterday
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But I don't go discussing it on here :eek:
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Why, have you just discovered modesty?
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feckin cold and grey, I'm beginning to dislike this country
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still waiting for some bugger to smile, just once would do
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miserable ****s
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holiday blues, what do you expect
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Murray, you here for Liverpool or what?
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David Murray
20-01-2003, 09:23 PM
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or what I'm afraid mate :sob: :sob:
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Was going to, then not, then got a phone call, then was, then not again
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David Murray
20-01-2003, 10:10 PM
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Biggus learning how to drink
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He's got good teachers
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They are ex matelots :p
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wor salty sea init ;)
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biggus mickus
21-01-2003, 12:11 PM
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Feckin Sailors
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It was bad enough when your in company with two of them.
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Then mid swig of my beer, I get another one on the phone.
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Three ex-Navy types at one time
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All far to much.
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Steve was on the HMS Ark Royal(the real one) and HMS Cardiff. He was a chef, and was in the gun team at the Royal Tournament.
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Phil was on HMS Sheffield and HMS Birmingham. Bunting.
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both p!ss heads.:p
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biggus mickus
21-01-2003, 12:15 PM
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Welcome back TAK
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Bet your glad thats over.:rolleyes:
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To make you feel better, its only 19c here today.
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David Murray
21-01-2003, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
the gun team at the Royal Tournament.
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Bunting
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I was in the Devonport Field Gun Crew around 1970. Flying Angel - kin hard work :(
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Steak and eggs for brekkie everyday though :p
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Kin Albert Hall
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Bunting :p:p:p:p
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It's where the action was ;)
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biggus mickus
21-01-2003, 01:33 PM
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Just talked to Steve
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He says "last across"
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Number seven?
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What the hell is he on about, init?
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biggus mickus
21-01-2003, 01:35 PM
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At this rate JCM will have a huge phone bill
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No internet at work.:(
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He going stir crazy
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hellsbells
21-01-2003, 03:43 PM
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JCM
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i am not dead jut poor
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no money to txt
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soz bout work :(
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PC was 900 quid
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got it on internet
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speak soon
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should have PMd
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hellsbells
21-01-2003, 03:44 PM
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JCM
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i am not dead jut poor
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no money to txt
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soz bout work :(
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PC was 900 quid
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got it on internet
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speak soon
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should have PMd
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jlmatthews
21-01-2003, 03:53 PM
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Wor Hells
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How you doin' :cool:
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Sweet thang
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MicksSis
21-01-2003, 05:34 PM
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Hello Mr Murry(a)
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where ever you are
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:hi:
jlmatthews
21-01-2003, 07:26 PM
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Don't talk to that old goat!
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MicksSis
21-01-2003, 07:39 PM
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I have to...
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or he stalks me:D
David Murray
21-01-2003, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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Just talked to Steve
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He says "last across"
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Number seven?
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What the hell is he on about, init?
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Field gun crew init
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wor number seven :p
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David Murray
21-01-2003, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by MicksSis
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Hello Mr Murry(a)
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where ever you are
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:hi:
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Hallo my darling :hi:
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Had to go out and do man things ;)
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Back now though :love:
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Snooker tomorrow :)
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David Murray
21-01-2003, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by jlmatthews
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Don't talk to that old goat!
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Stop nagging
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:)
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init
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jlmatthews
21-01-2003, 07:52 PM
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I cant believe she wants to talk to you
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Makes me wanna vomit
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David Murray
21-01-2003, 07:53 PM
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You are vomit
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And princesses quite often talk to
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ex sailors ;)
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MicksSis
21-01-2003, 07:57 PM
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:hi:
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I hope whatever the 'mans things' were
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were worth doing;)
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:hi:
David Murray
21-01-2003, 07:59 PM
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:lux:
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It was painful
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Had to give the better half money :(
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:hi:
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I hate doing man things like that
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:lux:
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MicksSis
21-01-2003, 08:02 PM
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Thats what men are for:p
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jlmatthews
21-01-2003, 08:02 PM
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He got castrated so he can't father anymore children. One Murry(a) is too many :D
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David Murray
21-01-2003, 08:07 PM
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Just as long as it still works :p
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The two bricks did hurt though :(
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I'm MORE than enough ;)
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jlmatthews
21-01-2003, 08:22 PM
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Murry(a)
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My hero!! :love:
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David Murray
21-01-2003, 08:36 PM
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:eek:
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jlmatthews
21-01-2003, 08:40 PM
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LOL
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MicksSis
21-01-2003, 08:50 PM
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oooeerr:D
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David Murray
21-01-2003, 08:57 PM
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Help !!
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JLM has turned
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David Murray
21-01-2003, 08:58 PM
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It's his beard that did it :(
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jlmatthews
21-01-2003, 09:33 PM
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Dont have the beard anymore :)
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http://publish.mywebpage.netscape.com/jla15w3/images/mlkgroup.jpg
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Pistike
21-01-2003, 09:36 PM
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with teeth like those qp you could only really be pq
from across the pond JLM
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gleamerama!!!
Pistike
21-01-2003, 09:36 PM
qp bloke with the hat could so with smiling a bit though!!! pq
jlmatthews
21-01-2003, 09:41 PM
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You saying I have bad teeth??
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Nate is hard as nails
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MicksSis
21-01-2003, 09:57 PM
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I think it is...
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a lovely picture
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:p
jlmatthews
21-01-2003, 10:00 PM
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Dems my bitches. You can be one of my bitches if you want to MickSis
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:D ;)
Get you away from Murry(a)
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MicksSis
21-01-2003, 10:07 PM
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I'm already called that by my other half
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and the kids....
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but thanks for the offer
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I'll get back to you;)
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jlmatthews
21-01-2003, 10:10 PM
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LMAO :p
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David Murray
22-01-2003, 08:50 AM
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The one at the back is passable
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What's in the bottles on the top shelf JL?
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Hi Sis :hi:
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biggus mickus
22-01-2003, 10:15 AM
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Just got up
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:D
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On the Mahou last night for a change
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Life is hard:angel:
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biggus mickus
22-01-2003, 10:35 AM
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:grrr:
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Tyres
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:grrr:
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Tyres
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:grrr:
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Tyres
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:hmph:
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biggus mickus
22-01-2003, 10:38 AM
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B F Goodrich 215/70 15
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Any tyre 215/70 15
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:grrr:
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No I dont want 205/70 15
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No I dont want 225/70 15
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I want 215/70 15
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You would think its easy, wouldnt you?
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:grrr:
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biggus mickus
22-01-2003, 10:40 AM
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Got a brand new wheel rim for 37 euro :p
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Then I try to get two new tyres.
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Try, try again Mick.
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:hmph: :( :grrr:
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MicksSis
22-01-2003, 11:18 AM
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:hi:
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stop talking to yourself:rolleyes:
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biggus mickus
22-01-2003, 11:28 AM
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OK
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Now get me a pair of 215/70 15's
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MicksSis
22-01-2003, 11:33 AM
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what???????
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house full of household things...
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but no 215/70 m15s:eek:
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sorry:D
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biggus mickus
22-01-2003, 12:30 PM
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Some kind of bloody sister you are.
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Thanks for nothing.
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Chestnut stuffing.:D
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MicksSis
22-01-2003, 12:32 PM
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I keep telling you..
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I was in charge of bread sauce and gravy:D
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Trolley
22-01-2003, 12:38 PM
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Originally posted by biggus mickus
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Some kind of bloody sister you are.
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Thanks for nothing.
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Chestnut stuffing.:D
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For Goodness Sake - With the utmost respect, I would be grateful that I was "Watered and Fed" and cease the incessitant "Barbs" about a mere oversight.
I can appreciate that your good self was a tad disappointed, however spare a thought for your poor sister and brother-in-law who clearly worked exceedingly hard to make the day enjoyable for all.
:grrr:
biggus mickus
22-01-2003, 12:42 PM
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And forgot the Chestnut stuffing!:eek:
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Christmas ruined
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Have you drunk the vodka yet Lesley?
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MicksSis
22-01-2003, 12:47 PM
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cheers Trolley:p
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14 at the table for 2 days
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3 of them the size of Mick (well almost;) )
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what chance did I stand:rolleyes:
qp
No, Vodka, it still intact:p
qp
Have been on the gin tho';)
qp
Trolley
22-01-2003, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by MicksSis
qp
cheers Trolley:p
14 at the table for 2 days
You are quite welcome Madam.
My good self might be pontificating out of turn but from my perspective it would appear that "Wor Biggus" was being a tad ungrateful and NOT appreciating the effort that your good husband and yourself expended in attempting to entertain all and sundry.
MicksSis
22-01-2003, 12:59 PM
qp
:p :p
qp
I will not extend your kind words to my wonderful husband
qp
as, he did side with by lovely brother:rolleyes:
qp
jlmatthews
22-01-2003, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by David Murray
qp
What's in the bottles on the top shelf JL?
qp
q p
Wild Turkey....The bestest whiskey in the world :love:
q p
Daniel_Nash
22-01-2003, 02:01 PM
q p
La la la la la
q p
Home Sweet Home!
q p
Although i have no bedroom, it smells of paint.
q p
No carpet, no furniture, no bed.
q p
Sleeping on the sofa tonight :)
q p
Psychokiller
22-01-2003, 02:12 PM
q p
Wild Turkey is a fu˘king good whiskey
q p
But Old Grandad is just as good
biggus mickus
22-01-2003, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Trolley
You are quite welcome Madam.
My good self might be pontificating out of turn but from my perspective it would appear that "Wor Biggus" was being a tad ungrateful and NOT appreciating the effort that your good husband and yourself expended in attempting to entertain all and sundry.
Q P
WOR big hairy nuts
Q P
biggus mickus
22-01-2003, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Psychokiller
q p
Wild Turkey is a fu˘king good whiskey
q p
But Old Grandad is just as good
Q P
I agree.:p
Q P
Still prefer a good malt though.
Q P
biggus mickus
22-01-2003, 03:24 PM
Q P
Done it
Q P
two new 215/70 15`s on the pickup.
Q P
Happy now:D
Q P
Whats next on the jobs list?
Q P
biggus mickus
22-01-2003, 03:34 PM
Q P
Server overloaded
Q P
Again!?!?
Q P
The buildup to the scouse game has stretched it out
Q P
:D
Q P
WOR Healthy site.:p
Q P
Daniel_Nash
22-01-2003, 03:39 PM
q p
Gary, if ya can hear me mate, get back in the car Gary!
q p
Bloody scousers.
q p
I saw one the other day in McDonalds...
q p
Tracksuit trousers, and top with hood up, baseball cap, trousers tucked into his socks - football socks - and then a pair of walking boots.
q p
Tool.
q p
MicksSis
22-01-2003, 03:42 PM
qp
Mick...
qp
have been looking around
qp
have managed to get them 215/70 15s you wanted:D
qp
will save them for you:D :D
qp
biggus mickus
22-01-2003, 03:48 PM
Q P
Thanks Lesley:rolleyes: LOL
Q P
Hi Dan, hows it hanging?
Q P
WOR new DVD player is gooooooooood.:p
Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
22-01-2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Q P
At this rate JCM will have a huge phone bill
Q P
No internet at work.:(
Q P
He going stir crazy
Q P
q p
kin massive mate
q p
wor stir crazy
q p
fecxkin boring putas in their
q p
none of them know how to q p
q p
loads of cockney reds too
q p
*****
q p
me losing my mind
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
22-01-2003, 04:37 PM
q p
oh yeah q pers I need your email addresses
q p
i think (not sure need to check) that i can get external emails even though i have no net
q p
but they are all monitored by police init, too much q p ing and they think you're doing coded messages for bin laden
q p
1fdd
Jim Cannons Moustache
22-01-2003, 04:49 PM
q p
The bloke who sits opposite me is called Steven Gerrard
q p
told him Aki was going to break his legs on sunday
q p
dont think hes a football fan though!
q p
git
q p
MicksSis
22-01-2003, 04:56 PM
qp
the bloke I live with is called Eric Hall
qp
but he doesnt go around saying 'monster monster'
qp
:D :D
David Murray
22-01-2003, 05:05 PM
qp
:hi:
qp
Daniel_Nash
22-01-2003, 05:08 PM
q p
The Uni guy rang me, said he won't discuss it over the phone.
q p
So we've made an appointment for when i get back.
q p
Urrghhh
q p
biggus mickus
22-01-2003, 05:09 PM
Q P
Q P
Q P
Q P
Q P
Q P
Q P
Thats for Richard, a BBSer who doesnt know how, or why to Q P
Q P
Its that easy Richard, hope that gives you a clue what its about..
Q P
Daniel_Nash
22-01-2003, 05:20 PM
q p
My ******* cats
q p
Just caught a live blackbird from the garden
q p
Brought it in the house
q p
Into the living room
q p
behind the TV
q p
flap flap flap
q p
finally.. out the window. Problem solved. Naughty cats.
q p
Mum's cleaning up feathers and bird **** now :D
q p
Evil cats.
q p
biggus mickus
22-01-2003, 05:22 PM
Q P
Cats are the Devils work
Q P
Oh by the way
Q P
Your mum:D
Q P
Daniel_Nash
22-01-2003, 05:23 PM
q p
Oi, your mum! and her breakfasts! :D
q p
They are evil. Little *****, i hope they don't just go out and catch it again.
q p
biggus mickus
22-01-2003, 05:26 PM
Q P
LOL
Q P
My mother is the Devils work
Q P
She saw something good in someone in 1965
Q P
David Murray
22-01-2003, 09:36 PM
qp
init
qp
biggus mickus
23-01-2003, 09:26 AM
Q P
Thanks for the text last night Dave
Q P
There was me all happy
Q P
I just read a paper.:(
Q P
Manc w@nkers
Q P
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 09:35 AM
q p
Sadly they deserved to win :(
q p
We have decorators in today, some time.
q p
Supposed to be 2 21 yr old girls/women.
q p
I wonder....
q p
biggus mickus
23-01-2003, 09:36 AM
Q P
Trust me
Q P
At 21 they are girls
Q P
From a middle aged mans view
Q P
:(
Q P
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 09:38 AM
q p
They aren't here yet. I will report when they arrive!
q p
Mum says they don't even know i exist. So it'll be a shock for them.
q p
I'll be damned if i am making anyone cups of tea though :)
q p
David Murray
23-01-2003, 09:44 AM
qp
How is your mum ;)
qp
:love:
qp
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 09:45 AM
q p
q p
She is very happy thanks.
q p
Hands off Murray, or there will be a big bloke round to slaughter your sheep. :baa: :eek:
q p
She was happy to see me home again, although it's only been 2 weeks since i was last here.
q p
biggus mickus
23-01-2003, 09:46 AM
Q P
Make sure you are wearing tight trousers
Q P
Make a good impression with a huge penis bulge
Q P
Just a thought. LOL
Q P
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 09:47 AM
q p
Quite a sick thought :p
q p
They will be in my bedroom anyway. All it has at the mo is a bed.
q p
No carpet, no coving, no furniture.
q p
The sofa was quite comfortable last night though.
q p
:D
David Murray
23-01-2003, 09:48 AM
qp
Give your mum my love Daniel ;) :love: :p
qp
LOL
qp
Nicotine plasters lol Biggus
qp
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 09:52 AM
q p
Don't think so Murry(a)! qp :p
q p
David Murray
23-01-2003, 09:55 AM
qp
:sob: :sob:
qp
Hope the 21 years olds are lesbians :grrr:
qp
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 09:58 AM
q p
So do i!! :D
q p
Getting all messy in the paint.. erm..
q p
202f
biggus mickus
23-01-2003, 10:23 AM
Q P
Dykes are no good to you Dan
Q P
Fun to watch though.
Q P
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 10:24 AM
q p
Exactly. I can live with that and not get into trouble :D
q p
biggus mickus
23-01-2003, 10:31 AM
Q P
Getting in trouble is all part of life
Q P
Ask Dave Murry(a) about his sheep
Q P
He's never been caught on camera
Q P
I think
Q P
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 12:34 PM
"q p
didn't they have a nightly with female painters on L!VE TV a few years
back??
Q p
Wor rolling around in paint!
Q p
Very entertaining it was to! ;)
Q p
Dan get them to do a rerun this afternoon
Q p
And send me the tape
Q p
Mick, tell scouse liz she'll have to buy a new telescope if we beat them on
Sunday
Q p
Scouse gobshite
Q p"
from JCM, who is being a rozzer at work!
biggus mickus
23-01-2003, 12:48 PM
Q P
LOL
Q P
She is that
Q P
David Murray
23-01-2003, 01:14 PM
qp
Brave words behind a monitor Daniel !
qp
So what are the young ladies like?
qp
Too good for you obviously :eek:
qp
David Murray
23-01-2003, 01:14 PM
qp
Biggus, Butler has caught me on camera a couple of times :sob:
qp
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 01:15 PM
JCM wrote that, they aren't here!!!!
q p
:(!!!! My room isn't done!!!
q p
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 01:16 PM
"If I had the wings of a sparrow
I'd fly up the **** of a crow
I'd swoop over Brighton tomorrow
And **** on the ******** below
**** on! **** on!
I'd **** on the ******** below! BELOW!
**** on! **** on!
I'd **** on the ******** below!"
q p
Biggus, what's the second verse of "Who's Up Peter Ward"?
q p
The Cop boy is asking for it.
q p
Piggy oink oink.
q p
Wor riot gear.
q p
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 02:19 PM
another qp one
q p
Q p
Biggus you prick answer my question
Q p
Big tart
Q p
David Murray
23-01-2003, 02:22 PM
qp
Biggus is not good at answer questions
qp
Unless the question is:
qp
Do you want another beer :p
qp
init
qp
jlmatthews
23-01-2003, 02:35 PM
q p
Big big titties innit
q p
David Murray
23-01-2003, 02:37 PM
qp
Only two at a time though init ;)
qp
David Murray
23-01-2003, 02:38 PM
qp
And how is JLM today, you old tosspot ;)
qp
Fine, well and ready to study I hope :p
qp
Now get your butt into gear and study
qp
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 02:39 PM
q p
Studying is for chumps :D
q p
jlmatthews
23-01-2003, 02:40 PM
q p
Im fine (a)
q p
Just had an exam and am getting ready for lunch..Dan if your home tell your mum I said hello :love:
q p
She is lovely :)
q p
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 02:45 PM
q p
Grr... she's at work. Earning me my inheritance :)
q p
I'm hungry, we have steak, chips and fried onion/mushrooms tonight :)
q p
jlmatthews
23-01-2003, 02:46 PM
q p
Yummy
q p
I had beans and toast Tuesday. Aren't ya proud of me??
q p
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 02:48 PM
q p
wow.. i am fully catered at Uni. Not that that's a good thing...
q p
Food tastes like cardboard after the colour has been boiled out of it.
q p
Mmmm. No!
q p
David Murray
23-01-2003, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by jlmatthews
q p
Dan if your home tell your mum I said hello :love:
q p
She is lovely :)
q p
qp
Now I'm jealous :grrr:
qp
You are too young for her
qp
Now, me - that's another story :p
qp
But Daniel refuses to give me her number :sob:
qp
jlmatthews
23-01-2003, 02:50 PM
q p
At least you don't have to go to the grocery.
q p
If I had a wife like Murry(a)'s :love: I bet she would get the grocerys for me and then I would put them away for her
q p
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 02:59 PM
q p
Her number is the same as my number, and you're not having either.
q p
I'm gonna tell your wife on you, Murry(a).
q p
She'll cut your nob off in the night.
q p
wor bobbit.
q p
stump.
q p
:D
1f7d
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 03:02 PM
q p
Matthews you ponce
q p
Its beans ON toast
q p
Not beans AND toast
q p
Kin arsewipe :D
q p
- JCM
jlmatthews
23-01-2003, 03:09 PM
q p
I had beans on toast you tw@t/tw@ts
q p
'kin gobsh!te (for JCM)
q p
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 03:12 PM
q p
He's a copper now!
q p
I definitely smell a pork product of some kind.
q p
No Leslie Ash's, just Reg Hollis' apparently.
q p
jlmatthews
23-01-2003, 03:15 PM
q p
JCM is breakfast meat??
q p
Wor kin pig??
q p
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 03:18 PM
q p
Not an on-the-street one
q p
a behind the desk with computer one.
q p
jlmatthews
23-01-2003, 03:26 PM
q p
What a fekkin loser
q p
Wor eating donuts all the time innee??
q p
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 03:29 PM
q p
Uhh book em boys!
q p
jlmatthews
23-01-2003, 03:36 PM
q p
Wor Barney Fife
q p
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 03:37 PM
q p
Officer Dibble!
q p
David Murray
23-01-2003, 03:38 PM
qp
I had a cop once ;)
qp
wor handcuffs :p
qp
init
qp
David Murray
23-01-2003, 03:39 PM
qp
Shame he has a small truncheon
qp
init
qp
:eek:
David Murray
23-01-2003, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by jlmatthews
q p
If I had a wife like Murry(a)'s :love: I bet she would get the grocerys for me and then I would put them away for her
q p
qp
LOL
qp
You wish
qp
But she puts other things away ;)
qp
jlmatthews
23-01-2003, 03:40 PM
q p
Wor Murry(a), do you have a job??
q p
You are always on here. SHouldn't you be doing some work or at least pleasing your lovely wife??
q p
David Murray
23-01-2003, 03:44 PM
qp
Jobs are for poor people
qp
ROFLMFAO - job hahahahahah phew hahahaha
qp
I've already had my share of work JL
qp
I just do consultancy now and then
qp
To keep the taxman at bay
qp
David Murray
23-01-2003, 03:44 PM
qp
She married me, that is pleasing enough :p
qp
init
qp
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 03:44 PM
q p
come on girl, are you feeling me?
q p
these games are getting too much for me
q p
don't ever ever say i won't always be there
q p
the time has come for you to show you care!
q p
If you're interested, the only garage song i like... DJ Mac ft Tim McEwen - R U Feeling Me? from Pure Garage Platinum.
q p
David Murray
23-01-2003, 03:45 PM
qp
W@nker :confused:
qp
Get back to your garage lad
qp
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 03:47 PM
q p
shut it, tool.
q p
Go back to your farmers field and continue shagging your hoofed creatures.
q p
Weirdo :)
David Murray
23-01-2003, 03:48 PM
qp
Hmmm OK :p
qp
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 03:49 PM
q p
good! stay there too :)
q p
Light a fire, and then you can have roast lamb.. after you've roasted the parents :D
q p
jlmatthews
23-01-2003, 03:57 PM
q p
Already had your share of work ??
q p
Sounds like you is a lazy git to me.
q p
t0sser.
q p
David Murray
23-01-2003, 06:09 PM
qp
I enjoy eating Lamb Daniel ;)
qp
Lazy git - lol - naaaah, my days are filled
qp
Snooker
qp
Fishing
qp
Golf
qp
Then it's weekend :p
qp
It's you poor people that have to work
qp
Right biggus?
qp
jlmatthews
23-01-2003, 06:28 PM
q p
Wor minted pr!cks
q p
David Murray
23-01-2003, 06:45 PM
qp
init :p
qp
Life's a bitch
qp
Then you marry one
qp
Then you die :angel:
qp
jlmatthews
23-01-2003, 07:07 PM
q p
When you flying me to england in your personal jet?
q p
1f45
Daniel_Nash
23-01-2003, 09:08 PM
q p
I don't work either :)
q p
Not minted though, just a parasite on society.
q p
Nevermind, i am sure it'll be paid back with interest when i come to pay it back.
q p
MicksSis
24-01-2003, 07:10 AM
qp
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you
qp
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
qp
Happy Birthday to you JLM:p
qp
Have a wonderful day
qp
:lux: :lux:
Daniel_Nash
24-01-2003, 08:03 AM
q p
We've got the painters in :)
q p
I jokingly had a go at one for making me get up early ;)
q p
Hehe.
David Murray
24-01-2003, 08:08 AM
qp
Is it your Birthday Jay
qp
Happy Birthday mate
qp
Hope you have/had a great one
qp
:p :p
qp
init
qp
David Murray
24-01-2003, 08:09 AM
Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
q p
We've got the painters in :)
q p
qp
I knew a girl like that once ;)
qp
Wor paint !
qp
Daniel_Nash
24-01-2003, 08:14 AM
q p
It's actual paint this time ;)
q p
Just the one so far, not seen the other girl yet.
q p
biggus mickus
24-01-2003, 09:20 AM
Q P
Happy birthday Jason
Q P
22 years old
Q P
I suppose you will be acting like an adult now ? :rolleyes: :D
Q P
biggus mickus
24-01-2003, 11:56 AM
Q P
OK David Murry(a)
Q P
I am never going to have a poo in your house?
Q P
Just looked at that e-mail you sent
Q P
I thought you were into sheep?
Q P
As for the nipple one, Witch and Isabella thought that was funny
Q P
You dirty sod:)
Q P
Daniel_Nash
24-01-2003, 12:25 PM
Q p
Happy birthday J you tosser!
Q p
Send one of your painters round dan, I like female painters
Q p
Especially when they get a splash on paint on their cheek, wor cute are
they??
Q p
I'll take Laura please
Q p
Murray I'm officially a consultant too!
Q p
Consultant means they cant afford to pay you full time
Q p
Biggus u girl
Q p
Where's chocky these days?
Q p
Hi lesley!!! :)
Q p
Scouse liz get ready for some abuse Sunday win or lose
Q p
from the piggy in the middle, JCM.
jlmatthews
24-01-2003, 01:23 PM
q p
Thanks for the Birthday wishes
q p
I'm not acting grown up either. I just had a Birthday poo and I am ready to face the world..
q p
OOOHHHH Great...-11 out right now..DAMMIT!!!!
q p
biggus mickus
24-01-2003, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by David Murray
qp
I enjoy eating Lamb Daniel ;)
qp
Lazy git - lol - naaaah, my days are filled
qp
Snooker
qp
Fishing
qp
Golf
qp
Then it's weekend :p
qp
It's you poor people that have to work
qp
Right biggus?
qp
Q P
Bollox to the poor
Q P
I dont do poor
Q P
The poor are the devils work
Q P
Fack the poor
Q P
biggus mickus
24-01-2003, 04:18 PM
Q P
Had lamb chops last night
Q P
First time in ages
Q P
Forgot how small they were.:(
Q P
So I had six of them.:p
Q P
Between you and me, Shhhhhhh
Q P
I have not had a beer for two days.:eek:
Q P
Its a liver/kidney thing
Q P
Like mine are pickled
Q P
Daniel_Nash
24-01-2003, 04:25 PM
q p
I had steak, chips and mushrooms last night :)
q p
Takeaway pizza night before. Mmm.
q p
At this rate i won't want to go back up Norf.
q p
Chips and curry sauce, i ask you. Really.
q p
Curry sauce belongs with rice and some kind of meat/veg mixture.
q p
Tonight i am having Chili con Carne with rice. After a chip shop lunch.
q p
Mmm. With this food you are really spoiling me!
q p
MicksSis
24-01-2003, 04:25 PM
:hi:
Hi Mick
qp
Look after your liver and kidneys mate:p
qp
Say :hi: to Mitch for me
qp
jlmatthews
24-01-2003, 04:54 PM
q p
Being taken out to eat by two of the hottest girls I know for my birthday
q p
I am hoping for an all I can eat muff buffet! :D
q p
innit
q p
biggus mickus
25-01-2003, 11:22 AM
Q P
Just watched Neil on Football AM
Q P
Pratt.:D
Q P
Beaten by Seaweed in the iron curtain shoot out.:veryangry
Q P
Bloody wimps
Q P
biggus mickus
25-01-2003, 11:53 AM
2029
Q P
Three days
Q P
Shakes are stopping
Q P
Liver has started to work
Q P
Kidneys are feeling better
Q P
Not p!ssing green any more
Q P
Must have a beer manana though
Q P
Scousers are enough to turn you to drink
Q P
biggus mickus
25-01-2003, 12:47 PM
Q P
Afternoon oh sister of mine.:love:
Q P
Chores are done.:p
Q p
Done the washing, cleaned the boat and done the washing up.
Q P
Witchey went to the gym.
Q P
Sun is out, and its 20c.:D
Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
25-01-2003, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by jlmatthews
q p
Wor eating donuts all the time innee??
q p
q p
wor twinkies!
q p
Jim Cannons Moustache
25-01-2003, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
.
Q P
Sun is out, and its 20c.:D
Q P
q p
so what! sun is out here and its 13 degrees
q p
and we have trams here!
q p
not that i ever use them
q p
i aint scum after all!
q p
MicksSis
25-01-2003, 12:55 PM
qp
:hi: Mick
qp
Mitch is being good!!!!
qp
I should, but haven't got the energy:D
qp
Antony is playing for London tomorrow
qp
KO is at 1.30pm..at Dulwich Hamlet FC.
qp
and then he has to get to Selhurst Park
qp
be a bit of a mad dash, me thinks
qp
biggus mickus
25-01-2003, 01:00 PM
Q P
Hi Garreth
Q P
Hows your phone bill:eek:
Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
25-01-2003, 01:09 PM
q p
frightening!
q p
hows scouse liz is she ready for some abuse when we win tomorrow?
q p
biggus mickus
25-01-2003, 01:11 PM
Q P
Four or five Palace fans
Q P
One Blade who wants us to win
Q P
Liz and Steve, two token scousers
Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
25-01-2003, 01:25 PM
q p
its 25 th January today
q p
which means we are exactly 1 month away from q p's first birthday
q p
have to think of a way to celebrate
q p
who wants to make the cake?
q p
biggus mickus
25-01-2003, 01:31 PM
Q P
Better not let me do it.
Q P
I will make a "hash" of it.
Q P
:D
Q P
Jim Cannons Moustache
25-01-2003, 02:01 PM
q p
dont let them ciphone q p off into a seperate forum
q p
this is its home and it should stay
q p
wor hash cakes all round
q p
jlmatthews
25-01-2003, 04:24 PM
q p
Wir Hashish innit
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Wor poonanny
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Daniel_Nash
25-01-2003, 07:33 PM
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I went to Harrods today!
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Sale was pish though, nothing i liked :(!
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Was just watching Soccer Am from earlier, but got DRAGGED away ;)
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Chinese for dinner, mmm.
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lauren_of_hove
25-01-2003, 09:14 PM
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i went to harrods too. Nothing i liked either!
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my first qp post!
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jlmatthews
25-01-2003, 09:31 PM
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Congrats Lauren on your first q p post.
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It was lovely
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Daniel_Nash
26-01-2003, 05:47 PM
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Biggus sends me a blank text message
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What am i supposed to make of that!!! :confused:
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Slow QP day
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My q-powers didn't quite work today!
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biggus mickus
27-01-2003, 01:12 PM
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Did I do that?
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WOR beer
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Is there anything it cant do?
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Daniel_Nash
27-01-2003, 01:16 PM
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Beer! Now there's a temporary solution!
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Scouse Liz is a charmer ;)
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"Who da fuk r u? Palace scum!"
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Nice :)
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biggus mickus
27-01-2003, 02:12 PM
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She is a bit of a bird
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I think she had a natter with Murry(a) yesterday
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She was very subdued during the game
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Calling her own team, *****, and gobshites:D
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James was drinking cider, and was face f,cked
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Jim Cannons Moustache
27-01-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
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She is a bit of a bird
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I
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shes adorable aint she!
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wor scouse liz and her sewer tounge
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Jim Cannons Moustache
27-01-2003, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by jlmatthews
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Congrats Lauren on your first q p post.
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It was lovely
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it was alright, a decent enough start
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but you can't expect to pick up the nuances of q p ing straight away
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it takes a second to learn and a lifetime to master
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look at murray he was **** when he started q ping
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and hes still ****
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jlmatthews
27-01-2003, 05:13 PM
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Murry(a)
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Wor **** innee
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Jim Cannons Moustache
27-01-2003, 05:22 PM
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**** day
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going home n getting wor pissed
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jlmatthews
27-01-2003, 05:32 PM
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Be Wor careful
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Wor drunky boogie man may try and get you
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Or maybe even Scouse Liz??
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hellsbells
27-01-2003, 05:36 PM
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fecking scousers
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hellsbells
27-01-2003, 05:36 PM
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oh and hello my lovelies
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i love scousers really, shame they can't drive emselves home
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