Worst haircuts in football [Archive]

Icy

10-04-2012, 02:45 PM

Sparked by a discussion over the West Ham and Chelsea games heavily featuring candidates for this prestigious award.*

Clearly Vaz Te is up there with his bog brush impersonation as is Raul Mireles with his worst of the Mohicans effort. For me though the winner has to be Assou Ekooto with his tribute to Captain Caveman. Honourable mentions to Wellbeck for his attempt at a Kid N Play revival and Luiz for his Sideshow Bob effort.

Any we've missed?

Pistol Knight

10-04-2012, 02:46 PM

Fellani

squelchy18

10-04-2012, 02:48 PM

Neymar and not to forget the legendary hairstyles of Abel Xavier.

Latvian Eagle

10-04-2012, 02:50 PM

I have to say Alex Song's latest style reminds me of Bowser from Super Mario Bros.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/08/article-2126611-12842E79000005DC-273_634x458.jpg

SJ'sLoveMonkey

10-04-2012, 02:53 PM

http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv53/Pedgerow/amulletgraph.jpg

SJ'sLoveMonkey

10-04-2012, 02:54 PM

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u103/rasmuskt/Valderrama.jpg

Popester

10-04-2012, 03:03 PM

Derry's mullet was so bad it was almost cool.

lil_b_eagle

10-04-2012, 03:29 PM

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u103/rasmuskt/Valderrama.jpg

interesting fact. he has a brother called alan

Strathclyde Eagle

10-04-2012, 03:30 PM

Can't believe Google Images can't find a good picture of Bruce Dyer's warning of a steep gradient coming up on the road ahead. :(

In all manner of ways I enjoyed Bruce Dyer being a Palace player, but he did have some shocking haircuts.

Thanet Eagle

10-04-2012, 03:31 PM

Booby Charlton comb -over always rocks.

kabbott

10-04-2012, 03:46 PM

Booby Charlton comb -over always rocks.

Ralph Coates (RIP) gave him a run for his money, a close shave so to speak.

I'm pretty sure there's AATOT

Maidstoned Eagle

10-04-2012, 03:56 PM

There's a stunning haircut on Pistol Knights thread in the memory Lane forum, I'll see if i can get it...not the haircut, the pic. :)

Maidstoned Eagle

10-04-2012, 03:58 PM

here you go;

I. Britton, take a bow!

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa52/Pistol_Knight/Football/Programme%20scans/JohnJacksonTestimonial11.jpg

Maidstoned Eagle

10-04-2012, 03:59 PM

Mind you, J. Dempsey, 2nd left at the back, is a cracker too.

Chester

10-04-2012, 04:03 PM

johnp

10-04-2012, 04:04 PM

The mohican seems very popular at the moment.

Top marks to the wind up merchant who convinced the guys sporting them that it made them look good.

Adlerhorst

10-04-2012, 04:07 PM

http://i.imgur.com/uzg5K.jpg

Its like he was years ahead of his time

http://i.imgur.com/s0f8y.jpgit won't show the images for me. Is one of them the shocking adidas effort?

Maidstoned Eagle

10-04-2012, 04:15 PM

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/PA-533422.jpg

Maidstoned Eagle

10-04-2012, 04:15 PM

http://images.teamtalk.com/08/09/800x600/Alan-Biley_1224117.jpg

Maidstoned Eagle

10-04-2012, 04:16 PM

AATOT

http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=221912

gcwhite

10-04-2012, 04:21 PM

The Don is my all time favourite player but his haircut wasn't the greatest.

http://www.cpfc.co.uk/javaImages/8b/0/0,,10323~3211403,00.jpg

Strathclyde Eagle

10-04-2012, 05:21 PM

it won't show the images for me. Is one of them the shocking adidas effort?
No, I guess Adidas banned it from the internet after the pass back to the Sheffield United goalie in that game. :clown:

To be fair the scissors-kick volley that just missed would have been nearly as worthy a winner as Hopkin's last minute curler was.

TopKnot

10-04-2012, 07:18 PM

Gervinho
http://www.nk6footrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/gervinho-n-est-pas-insensible-aux-sirenes-de-l-angleterre-et.jpg

SJ'sLoveMonkey

10-04-2012, 07:23 PM

Jason Lee's pineapple was a corker!

wickham_eagle

10-04-2012, 07:34 PM

George Berry Wolves player from the 70's his Afro takes some beating

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nBXq7qwS19c/TGxPaWcofDI/AAAAAAAAAb4/sLWSFV9b17s/s1600/13-+george+berry.jpg

ElwissAtMemphis

10-04-2012, 07:40 PM

http://shop.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/coventry-city-ian-wallace-105-ava-americana-football-special-79-english-football-sticker-53171-p.jpg

I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu here.

magician

11-04-2012, 11:39 AM

here you go;

I. Britton, take a bow!

micky droy looks every inch the beast i remember as a kid!!!

i.britton IS the cowardly lion from wizard of oz

KYLIE MINEAGLE

12-04-2012, 08:55 AM

Anyone got a picture of Doris Hinshlewoods 'fro.

penguin7

12-04-2012, 12:38 PM

Jason Lee with his pineapple head by a street

Pennyfather

12-04-2012, 01:01 PM

Tony Daley had some shockers back in the day but surely David James' side parting is a contender.

west country boy

26-09-2012, 10:51 PM

What is it with the mohawk shitcut these days? I saw at least three Manchester United wankers with this nonsense on the telly earlier - Cleverley, Anderson and someone whose name began with "Bu...".

Happy Dayz

26-09-2012, 11:05 PM

38912

:afro:

Happy Dayz

26-09-2012, 11:06 PM

38913

the kooch

26-09-2012, 11:27 PM

38913

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-oGTZT4cfkx8/Tl6KLySZUBI/AAAAAAAAAtE/_nBSuD1sw40/s1600/charlton22222.jpg

Asagaya_Eagle

27-09-2012, 02:15 AM

http://www.footballfancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Worst-Haircuts-Barry-Venison.jpg

Surfside

27-09-2012, 03:20 AM

Just type Cisse haircut into google and take your pick.

That or this effort from Taribo West

http://richardpurnell.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/taribo-west-show-pony2.jpg

limited_edition

27-09-2012, 06:38 AM

There's an Argentinian manager called Nestor Gorosito who has a glorious curly mullet.

http://mm2.mercafutbol.com/Deportes/Mercafutbol/Noticias/93000/gorosito.jpg

HOL_Beagle

27-09-2012, 08:11 AM

Sir Bobby certainly was ahead of his time

http://hangtheart.com/bob.jpg