24-08-2000, 01:47 AM
Two youngsters kicking a ball around in the park when suddenly a Bull Mastiff comes running out of the bushes and starts savaging one of them. The other young lad finds a stick, shoves it in the dog's collar, twists it and breaks it neck thus saving his mate. A local reporter is passing on his lunchbreak and rushes over to the young hero and asks him if he can write a story for his rag. The lad says ok so the reporter starts YOUNG TOTTENHAM FAN SAVES PAL FROM RABID DOG. The kid stops him and says sorry mister but I don't support Tottenham. The reporter starts again YOUNG CHELSEA FAN SAVES PAL FROM MAD DOG
the kid tugs his arm and says I don't support Chelsea either (He may be gay !)
Well said the reporter who do you support
Liverpool said the kid. The reporter starts yet again.
SCOUSE ******* KILLS FAMILY PET
Anything to take my mind off our P.iss poor performance last nite. Can we have Forssell back please.
Don't worry on our next victory (Villa are in for the backlash) I will be back to my lovable self and slag you all off. Hurry up and get promoted. We havn't slotted 6 past anyone for a while now in the league.
the kid tugs his arm and says I don't support Chelsea either (He may be gay !)
Well said the reporter who do you support
Liverpool said the kid. The reporter starts yet again.
SCOUSE ******* KILLS FAMILY PET
Anything to take my mind off our P.iss poor performance last nite. Can we have Forssell back please.
Don't worry on our next victory (Villa are in for the backlash) I will be back to my lovable self and slag you all off. Hurry up and get promoted. We havn't slotted 6 past anyone for a while now in the league.