View Full Version : Retro chic
19-09-2000, 05:17 PM
Kelvin Morton is a C**T
I beleive that the Thunderbirds kit fully represented public face of the infamous "Team of the Eighties".
I think that the next kit sould be a retro/new millenium mix of that '80's work of artand the glorious kit of last season to celebrate the signing of class such as fatty Pollock and OAP Ruddock, a true sign that the troubles of the past are finally behind them.
19-09-2000, 05:44 PM
Kevin morton is a Uphill Gardening, spaniel fancying, gerbil Sh***ing, pillow munching arse ban*ing Man fancying turd burgler
19-09-2000, 05:56 PM
As for the eighties jibe 'NOBOdy SUPPORTS ALBION' says it all really. F**king sausage jockey, hoop raiding Seaweed scum.
At least we can get a sponsor honey! who was yours last season?
19-09-2000, 06:43 PM
Yep we "had" nuffing your right ,but at least we were not a 3rd divy team and don't say Brighton are going up cause you do this every year ! You have a good little run then as per norm you go limp and can not get it up .
And we laugh and laugh (As per norm )
19-09-2000, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Albion Dan:
[B]I beleive that the Thunderbirds kit fully represented public face of the infamous "Team of the Eighties".
Oh dear, do you really want to get involved in kit discussions when all you lot could afford in recent times was a Tesco's bag emblazoned appropriately enough with NOBU.
Do call again.
As I have said on different threads I am not saying we are going up this year cos its obviously a bloody curse.
We shall but wait and see.
'Palarse should restore immediately their cool and stylish Thunderbirds kit design, as they are total muppets...sorry, that should read Jordan's puppets. Discuss.'
Kelvin Morton is a referee ???
Just getting back to Thunderbirds for a moment, I always liked the blue one, with the little thunderbird inside. Thunderbird 2 possibly. And the puppets were great...especially that one on strings, no mind of his own, bit clueless - Alan Smith, that's it.
20-09-2000, 07:34 PM
It was green!!! Leave Smith alone sausage jocky.
21-09-2000, 02:52 AM
Who were youre sponsors, erm, SKINT. Who do they belong to, erm, FATBOY SLIM. Who does GAYBOY SLIM support, erm, Brighton! Its all quite appropriate, isn't it. It would be like Palace being sponsored by The Pocket Phone shop, but they weren't once last season.
Your shirts worse than ours. Looks great in the 5 second Div. 3 highlights!
I didn't understand any of that. I think you were saying that married Fatboy Slim with a pregnant wife is gay, but am not sure due to some suspect syntax. Whatever. You are in no position to talk about shirt sponsors. We are in our second season with the coolest one around, you sold yours to Churchill the Dog for a fiver 2 weeks into the season. I'm Direct Line now myself. F***wit.
21-09-2000, 03:12 PM
Yes, but you're still 2 divisions below us, and have been for ages, and that's all that counts so why don't you take the boyfriend for a swim in the raw sewage and piss off from our board!
Woooooooohhhhh!! Get her! Another thick Palarse tosser, this is the away fans bit so why don't you get off our board.
PalaceFan in Alabama
21-09-2000, 05:01 PM
Why bother even responding to these dickless wonders.
By responding you just give them more reason to return.
[This message has been edited by PalaceFan in Alabama (edited 21 September 2000).]
I have just returned from a 2 week coach tour of the west coast of America. Unfortuantly on the coach were also a family of Brighton supporters (cant have been anyone at the games for the past fortnight)
Unsurprisingly they turned out to be the people that everyone else on the coach disliked and soon earned the nickname 'The Munsters'.
Moments that made me laugh during the holiday included the family posing for photographs inside a coffin at a small western town.
Being unable to fly in a small plane during a trip to the Grand Canyon due to their fear of heights (goes without saying) and finally the best of all,
On a trip to Disney Land they Purchased a very large cuddly toy which they soon incorporated into the family. They gave it a name, talked to it and even asked the air stewardess on the plane home if she could get a travel sickness pill for it.
You Brighton fans really are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
Of course NRM youd much rather go on holiday with class folk such as Jo Brand, David Kid Jensen and Sean Hughes! LOL
PS. What a crap holiday to go on in the first place!
Coach Holiday in the USA, verrrry classy! Do you also own family-co-ordinated shell suits? Must have made a change from Clacton anyway.
22-09-2000, 03:12 AM
KELVIN MORTON IS A PONCE! I respect Albion Jack a little, as some of his points do actually make sense "As I have said on different threads I am not saying we are going up this year cos its obviously a bloody curse".
However, when a person, who is no doubt a fecking pouf, calling us Palarse (you wish, you dirty fudge packer) comes onto our website, and makes stupid coments about sponsors such as this "We are in our second season with the coolest one around" (mentioned about SKINT), it really goes to show how cheap these botty boys are!
Kelvin, these boys are a bit dim it seems. They Create an Away Fans forum for OTHER teams supporters then tell you to go away.
Croydons finest in action!
Indeedy. And you won't find us too worried about intrusions onto our board from the odd Palarse fan, as they invariably make themselves and their club look stupid.
Id sat that their supporters who reguarly frequent our board make themselves and their club look even worse than stupid. Although that Daddy Long seems ok, better than most of the morons here.
Agreed. Let's really embarrass him and confer temporary Albion fan status on Daddy Long, the Palarse fan with half a brain.
exiled in Wales
22-09-2000, 04:48 AM
Fatboy (Norman) Slim and Zoe Ball are both ***** IMHO. She is a wannabe pretend Manc fan, as are most wimmen who know absolutely bugger all about football.
Brighton is a dump full of gay clubs and where all the poofs hold their marches - I kinda liked the aquarium though when me Gran took me years ago.
Being a younger Palace fan I have only attended one competitive match in Brighton and I can recall the stadium was a shed - but had character.
Do you live in Brighton coz I thought it was just a place gays went for sex and druggies went for raves.
There are nicer places in Wales - and that's saying sommit, although none are a patch on the Glorious Croydon Town.
I find it hard to dislike you for the sins of your fathers - or your sins if you're an old git. Maybe one of you had a fight with Trolley when he was in his prime, circa 1950.
Now Manc Scum they really get my blood boiling especially when I go to see Palace up north and drive past the Manc Coaches going back down the M5 to South Wales from a "home" match at old Trafford.
Get a life you part timer. If you can't handle a bit of banter, go somewhere else and you can bore them to death there. And you have some homoerotic issues that need some urgent help with by the looks of things.
RDSdaEagle, I've been looking for you every where. You've been missing your Wednesday appointments for weeks now, and I see that problem you were telling me about is getting worse. You know, the dream about being the marine in 'American Beauty'. I'm sure your football club will do better soon, but its time to leave now.
Kelvin, loverboy, where have you been? Boy George and I have been missing you. You'd better come back to our website, as we can then talk about what we love the most (And it aint football)!
Hold on, George is calling for me, now where is that vasseline!
vBulletin v3.5.3, Copyright ©2000-2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.