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At the moment whilst we languish in division 3 the only thing that makes our small group of Albion fans smile is that one of our number is sha**ing the wife of a Palace season ticket holder whilst he attends games.
You would not believe the things he has done to her whilst she wears the famour Blue and White shirt!
Kevin T
15-09-2000, 08:12 PM
Glad I'm not married!
Kevin T
15-09-2000, 08:13 PM
In fact it will take a while to track him down as we have over 10000 season ticket holders. Fill your stadium twice wouldn't it?
PalaceFan in Alabama
15-09-2000, 08:16 PM
Dream on little one and stop playing with yourself. You should have no problem finding yourself someone to hold glands with http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/redface.gif
PENGE P
15-09-2000, 08:18 PM
In the Know I expect you will find the season ticket holder at Selhurst is a woman and your chum (who is most likely call Justin) is infact giving good love to the husband, which would suit you lot better!!!!!
Justin
15-09-2000, 08:19 PM
What a load of bo****s. There is no way any seaweed could perform for 90 minutes even if he has a half time orange. Anyway if he is such a fan why is he not watching your pathetic excuse of a football team when the mighty Palace are playing?
Justin
15-09-2000, 08:20 PM
Having now read Penge's response i really wish i had not been the next contributor!!
Originally posted by In The Know:
At the moment whilst we languish in division 3 the only thing that makes our small group of Albion fans smile is that one of our number is sha**ing the wife of a Palace season ticket holder whilst he attends games.
You would not believe the things he has done to her whilst she wears the famour Blue and White shirt!
In The Know, that'd be Freds missus, a tragic story really. She was diagnosed HIV following a blood transfusion and didn't want to put her hubby at risk.....
Boys, boys ,boys .
What a great sense of humour you palace guys have!
1-10000 season tickets holders my A*se.
2-Alabama Boy, Keep Sha**ing your in-bred cousins.
3-To suggest we would sleep with anyone that hasn't got HIV is insulting.
1> We do
2> If they are attractive enough
3> We know
eagle mart
15-09-2000, 08:44 PM
Could someone give in the know this years total!?!? 9,800!?!?
Gerry Queen I wish
15-09-2000, 08:48 PM
God thats the same one I'm discussing poetry with. She may enjoy a Brighton chap. But really preferrs men from a real town. Not a Gay bolt hole, pardon the pun. Your town is very unclean and you should be ashamed of such awfully poor wind ups.Come on Crawley Town or even the 2 clubs in Eastbourne.
Tired now. Bye,Bye very silly person
and your ground holds ?????
In The Know,
you obviously live in Kemp Town, watch BAHFC with a cheeky set of love beads up your arse and are married to rather camp sailor called Berty.
[This message has been edited by paf (edited 15 September 2000).]
arussell
15-09-2000, 09:09 PM
What do you mean "at the moment" ?
Why where are you going ? - the conference ?
anti-addick
16-09-2000, 01:07 AM
How does she know that he attends games?
I know the guy and he's actually set up a live web cam and is making bucks off it. During those few hours he is f*cking the a*se off you and your mates women whilst you are watching the tesco boys.
No doubt he's also got plenty of c*m shots too which are for sale to TeenSeventeen and the likes because your wives are well up for it - they are well known total slags and what with your continual failure to satisfy them they can't help themselves.
PalaceFan in Alabama
16-09-2000, 03:54 AM
Originally posted by In The Know:
Boys, boys ,boys .
What a great sense of humour you palace guys have!
Alabama Boy, Keep Sha**ing your in-bred cousins.
If I did, it's got to be better than taking it up the Chocolate highway?
Well if thats true it will be the closest any of your bloody lot have got to a box in years. Now when you are out of the ladies league you can take the piss outta others you little t..o..ss.e.r
Bongo Head
16-09-2000, 11:45 PM
oh dear
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Statto
17-09-2000, 09:04 PM
In the know .... if you really are in the know surely you can tell us how many are stadium can hold. I think its 26,750ish which more than your sh!thole isn't it?
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Does anybody else think DJ EZ is SH!T?!
DUTCH
26-09-2000, 03:58 PM
How come Chelsea fans are always "Chelsea through & through." My misses was a Chelsea season ticket holder for years until "fans" probably like P.issing Chelsea turned up for the glory! Then Master Bates hiked up all the prices through the roof. There aren't many of the REAL fans left anymore. Look at the Euro games, real fans would have gone!
Daddy Long
26-09-2000, 05:56 PM
Performances may not be amazing at the moment but even playing **** we are still 2 divisions above you rent boys.
You may be 2 divisions above us (at the moment) but at least we have the pleasure of watching our team score goals and win some matches. How many have you scored this season? LOL
DUTCH
26-09-2000, 07:09 PM
Can't be that much pleasure......sorry, how many at your last game?
Dario
26-09-2000, 07:17 PM
Yeah, i'd get a lot of pleasure from beating Torquay, Rochdale, and Mansfield every week. What a real sense of satisfaction you lot must have. do you have stands behind the goals now? Will you build that new ground you are always talking about?, will u ever play us again?-no end of.
Same old boring responses from the Palarse. Or last crowd was just under a sell out (due to lack of away support), the game on Saturday is sold out, we KNOW our ground isnt great but its in our town, and YES id rather watch us win and score goals more often than not than:
A) watch us LOSE every week
b) watch our club captain embarass the side
c) watch our own players have fights
d) know that we are going down
e) know that none of the players respect the manager
f) know that the players who kept us up do not give a toss this season
g) know that the code of conduct at the club is appalling
h) know that the new chairman is acting like a dictator and has sacked the best manager you ever had, only to replace him with a muppet.
Enjoying yourselves?
Dario
26-09-2000, 07:34 PM
all of the above maybe have some degree of truth but seeing u lot in Div 3 puts a smile on my face.You'll never play us again......
DUTCH
26-09-2000, 07:35 PM
Have they turned your ground into a new gay club & not told you? or perhaps they have!
[This message has been edited by DUTCH (edited 26 September 2000).]
Daddy Long
26-09-2000, 07:36 PM
i) be two divisions above you and watch a higher standard of football every week.
Nice one Dutch, go for the highly original gay joke again, or how about the old chestnut "We get 20,000 crowds and are bigger than you" thats sure to put us in our place! LOL
Daddy, like I said, Id rather play in a lower league and enjoy the football (and its been a few seasons since we have, so I know what Im talking about) than watch us be rubbish in higher divisions, and weve had plenty of that scenario as well!
Leaving the ground at 4:50pm after picking up points beats leaving with none (Again!) no matter what division you are in!
dosctid
26-09-2000, 08:29 PM
Who said we were playing rubbish? Just cannot score that's all soon be banging them in seaweed.
Boring boring seaweed. Can't we all agree that you are not allowed to talk to us again until (although extremely unlikely) you get within one division of us? Or maybe we can give you a two week dispensation if manage to hold out long enough in the cup to draw us?
Yawn yawn - go back to your little spat with Leyton Orient or whoever it is you like playing with in your squalid league.
As has been said many times before, the whole point of you having an AWAY FANS FORUM is that other teams are allowed to post here. Now run along Pappilon and YOU come back when you have gathered enough intelligence to deal with the concept of an AWAY FANS FORUM.
Ta Ta
Why is it that all Palarse fans seem to say around here is "Our ground holds 26,000 and we get bigger crowds than you". Is that the only thing you lot are proud of nowadays, I guess the performances on the pitch arent much to brag about are they!
DUTCH
27-09-2000, 01:05 PM
Your place is a nice little club in Vauxhall called The Hoist, I hear they have a bubble wrap night. Sounds like your kind of place.
By the way, we get 20,000 crowds and are bigger than you etc.... Has that put you in your place?
It certainly was p*ss poor. And after the Fast Show's traffic cops, when I read people called DUTCH talking about bubble wrap nights at dodgy clubs you do have to wonder...
DUTCH
27-09-2000, 06:16 PM
Well they do say it takes one to know one! I've probably seen you there then!
Sorry Dutch, you wont of seen me there!
DUTCH
28-09-2000, 12:48 PM
More into the S&M aren't you.
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When women are involved! You seem to know an awful lot about this stuff! shouldnt you be supporting the Albion?
DUTCH
28-09-2000, 03:11 PM
I notice I don't have to explain S&M, and while on the subject, why do you stress your preference for women? Is being an Albion fan getting to you?
Only stressing my preference for women as you frequent gay bars and I dont want you to think id be interested!!!!!!
DUTCH
28-09-2000, 03:50 PM
I never said The Hoist was a gay bar, so again why are you stressing your preference for women? Come out of the closet, be honest with yourself!
Digger
28-09-2000, 07:02 PM
Same old Bollox from brighton scumbags.
At least we win games you say, so effing what. If we were in your division we'd cane the f*ck out of you.
We may not win many games but we are 2 divisions higher, and you cannot say anything to counter that.
So what if our players who kept us up don't put in as much passion as last season. It would be impossible to do so. We're all still proud of them.
Keep on bragging about being Bigger, Higher, Straighter as much as you like, things can change, and it dont take that long!
How much time passed between Goldberg being the golden boy who was taking you to Europe to almost extinction????? about 9 months wasnt it?
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