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eagle69
16-06-2013, 12:38 PM
saw this on the holmesdale chat page, dont know how i feel about this guy as hes a bit of a hot potato but if true & holloway wants him...thoughts? " Spotted Nile Ranger yesterday meeting his agent Tony Finnegan at Crystal Palace sports centre... Don't be surprised if he's on his way to us... "

ET1
16-06-2013, 12:39 PM
No thanks.

Littlecaesar
16-06-2013, 12:42 PM
Sure I read a stat that he has been arrested more times than he has scored in the Prem? Bit of a scummer by all accounts!

Sceagle
16-06-2013, 12:42 PM
He's really bad too :(

davemorris04
16-06-2013, 12:43 PM
Wasn't he with us as a youngster but we got rid of him because he was involved in gangs and a trouble maker. Shit player too. No thanks.

art malice
16-06-2013, 12:43 PM
Love his Chic stuff

spt1978
16-06-2013, 12:43 PM
Good example for our youth team.

Sceagle
16-06-2013, 12:45 PM
Just read on Wikipedia that he started his career as a Palace youth player. I didn't know that!

The Gerry Queen
16-06-2013, 12:46 PM
No thanks

brooklynlou
16-06-2013, 12:54 PM
Is he out of jail already?

FraserH
16-06-2013, 12:55 PM
Truly awful.

joe walker
16-06-2013, 12:56 PM
Think he is from the area, fingers crossed that's the only reason he'd be near the club.

Sceagle
16-06-2013, 12:59 PM
Tony Finnegan is the agent if a few of our players isn't he?

Jim Cannon
16-06-2013, 01:02 PM
Did he have a gun with him?

rhynoeagle
16-06-2013, 01:10 PM
Non story, born in Croydon probably just come home after his release from Newcastle.

exiledeagle1
16-06-2013, 01:19 PM
Would rather Pink Power Ranger.. :)

thereichstuff
16-06-2013, 01:20 PM
If he signs I can see good times ahead .

Jim Cannon
16-06-2013, 01:22 PM
When I hear Nile Ranger has been released I'm thinking from prison rather than his contract

ChristalPalace
16-06-2013, 01:23 PM
I'd rather sign Nile Rodgers, quite frankly.

El Kooch
16-06-2013, 01:46 PM
speaking of finnigan he's perhaps speaking to palace regarding LUA LUA????????

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/tony-finnigan/details/berater_508.html

orp pisshead1
16-06-2013, 01:52 PM
Sure I read a stat that he has been arrested more times than he has scored in the Prem? Bit of a scummer by all accounts!

Shouldn't but pmsl.

CharlieCPFC
16-06-2013, 02:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slkH3qbpLMk


He can fvck right off.

Nigelbrag
16-06-2013, 02:39 PM
He's done nothing at other clubs when on loan, so what would he bring to us? nothing, but trouble.

art malice
16-06-2013, 02:43 PM
Worth a punt, with a toe, up the arse, in the Wandle

SouthernPalace
16-06-2013, 02:53 PM
speaking of finnigan he's perhaps speaking to palace regarding LUA LUA????????

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/tony-finnigan/details/berater_508.html

I'd say more like Jerome maybe!!!!!

mrgins
16-06-2013, 02:57 PM
It's all about having a team that gets along. That's what the last few seasons have been about, so, no thanks

1905
16-06-2013, 03:32 PM
Please god NO

917L
16-06-2013, 03:44 PM
About as bad an idea as you could have

Not very good and a complete tool

Psychokiller
16-06-2013, 03:46 PM
He's more likely to end up at Millwall than with us.

BBK
16-06-2013, 03:48 PM
We all know there's no truth in this. Shit attitude, acts like a **** and isn't good enough for the Premier League anyway.

joe walker
16-06-2013, 04:05 PM
dndKNF-Dvq8

JcH1AOPz72E

Arron
16-06-2013, 04:07 PM
Career criminal, steer well clear.

917L
16-06-2013, 04:35 PM
dndKNF-Dvq8

JcH1AOPz72E

First one is great, especially as he realises along with us that Br*ghton are shit! :)

Latvian Eagle
16-06-2013, 04:46 PM
Rather have Michael Jackson as Head of Youth Development... No thank you!

Woosie
16-06-2013, 04:47 PM
There's almost 0% likelihood of us signing Nile Ranger. Nothing to worry about. Vile human being so why would we want him anywhere near the club given how much talk there has been about togetherness & team spirit

cpfcfan1
16-06-2013, 04:52 PM
Ffs get real like we would be in for Nile ranger

Biggest load of cock yet and its getting ******* boring

garronrav
16-06-2013, 04:56 PM
The way he's going its a possibility that his professional career is soon going to come to an abrupt end

JAS78
16-06-2013, 05:01 PM
Nile Ranger in the PL?

He's utter garbage

Penstone Eagle
16-06-2013, 05:15 PM
Distinctly average player

Sceagle
16-06-2013, 05:17 PM
How would anyone ever recognise Nile Ranger?

davemorris04
16-06-2013, 05:25 PM
Distinctly average player

He is definitely not that good.

Kidofwonder
16-06-2013, 05:34 PM
Conundrum is, if he actually applied himself and stopped getting arrested, would he be any good? though Croydon is about the worst place you could be if you've got a nose for trouble.

Jason
16-06-2013, 06:16 PM
To be fair, there are plenty worse places than Croydon, albeit its not the best. More to the point imho, is the fact that given our emphasis on developing young players, someone like that is the last thing in the world we need around them.

Yes, he might at some point get his head straight and mature into a top player, but history suggests that players with those kind of issues just continue to self destruct more often than not. Personally, I wouldn't want us to be the club that takes the gamble on him being the exception to that rule.

FansAbroadLLC
16-06-2013, 06:44 PM
2009–2013
Club: Newcastle United
Played 51 (Goals 2).

Not exactly prolific!

DARZET EAGLE
16-06-2013, 06:46 PM
This rumour is rubbish. Next...

Stavros 69
16-06-2013, 07:17 PM
Just the kind of player we don't want or need.

davech
16-06-2013, 10:57 PM
Obnoxious overrated tosser (but then again, that has not held back a few others). Too interested in trying to prove he is real bad-ass. Could well spend more time on community service than on the pitch. No. No. No.

Nile Ranger, Peter Odemwhingee, Carlton Cole. This can't be the shape of things to come, surely? :bash: :(

davemorris04
17-06-2013, 11:29 AM
20092013
Club: Newcastle United
Played 51 (Goals 2).

Not exactly prolific!

**** me and one of them was against us the day we went into administration.

davematt
17-06-2013, 11:31 AM
He is awful.

Jim Cannon
17-06-2013, 11:36 AM
How would anyone ever recognise Nile Ranger?
He's the bloke with the gun

SE25Eagle
28-07-2013, 08:30 AM
He's had his surname tatooed on his forhead lol, what a complete div.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/5037053/Nile-Rangers-bizarre-new-tattoo.html

Malarkey
28-07-2013, 08:35 AM
He's had his surname tatooed on his forhead lol, what a complete div.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/5037053/Nile-Rangers-bizarre-new-tattoo.html

phew, thought we wanted to sign him when I saw this bumped :eek:

Psychokiller
28-07-2013, 08:36 AM
Probably angling for a move to the Scottish Second Division.........

CrystalOrient
28-07-2013, 08:36 AM
How would anyone ever recognise Nile Ranger?

Seems like he's been asking himself the same question! :D

He's had his surname tatooed on his forhead lol, what a complete div.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/5037053/Nile-Rangers-bizarre-new-tattoo.html

pedro
28-07-2013, 08:42 AM
He's had his surname tatooed on his forhead lol, what a complete div.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/5037053/Nile-Rangers-bizarre-new-tattoo.html

It will save him having to wear a name tag in prison. I am always mystified why people with dark skin waste money on tattoos, have they not worked out that you cannot actually see them unless you are two inches away and even then it just looks a blurred mess.

Jim Cannon
28-07-2013, 08:45 AM
Shudder

eagles073
28-07-2013, 08:48 AM
He really does look like a d1ck of the highest order.

BinfieldEagle
28-07-2013, 08:53 AM
Distinctly average player



Distinctly above average criminal (allegedly)

bhcp
28-07-2013, 08:55 AM
gangsta:afro:

Jim Cannon
28-07-2013, 08:55 AM
He has no problem getting trials though

JannerEagle
28-07-2013, 11:42 AM
He has no problem getting trials though

:p You must spread etc etc

Billyd
28-07-2013, 11:49 AM
Waiting for the 'Good signing, Premier League player comments'

eagle69
28-07-2013, 12:13 PM
What a PLONKER!

Nork1
28-07-2013, 12:47 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/q71/1010383_10200804782936363_1959109273_n.jpg

Stavros 69
28-07-2013, 01:01 PM
He's a fooking tool

HC17
28-07-2013, 01:24 PM
Last time he'll ever be signed

Jim Cannon
28-07-2013, 01:29 PM
Last time he'll ever be signed

The CPS are in for him

HC17
28-07-2013, 01:35 PM
The CPS are in for him

His tattoo artist will be dealing with the paperwork

Cityside
28-07-2013, 01:53 PM
No! Nein! Nyet! Non! ... err did I mention No?

Cityside
28-07-2013, 01:55 PM
Anyone who has to tattoo his surname on his own forehead should not be let anywhere near sharp objects, never mind this club.

NZsparky
29-07-2013, 04:43 AM
And to think his family were going to change their surname to *****ngton to try to get him into a better school

NZsparky
29-07-2013, 04:44 AM
why is cu ntington blocked? bugger