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Londoner
28-12-2014, 11:54 PM
It's going to happen right? It has to happen. I want it to happen :lux:

eagles #1
28-12-2014, 11:56 PM
It's going to happen right? It has to happen. I want it to happen :lux:

Why do you want it to happen?

Far East Eagle
28-12-2014, 11:56 PM
Do you lot even have a manager?

Maiden Eagle
28-12-2014, 11:58 PM
Please be Warnock for your lot, you stupid cretin.

Relegation for your lot would be the icing on my cake, you utter tosser.

Londoner
28-12-2014, 11:58 PM
Why do you want it to happen?

I simply don't rate him. He will be exposed how poor a manager he is with a tiny budget, I will be delighted if he becomes your manager. See you back in the Championship next season.

Maiden Eagle
29-12-2014, 12:02 AM
I simply don't rate him. He will be exposed how poor a manager he is with a tiny budget, I will be delighted if he becomes your manager. See you back in the Championship next season.

None of us rate what you have say, you retard, but we still have to put up with you.

Londoner
29-12-2014, 12:02 AM
Do you lot even have a manager?
You live in the Far East

You don't go to games.

You don't contribute financially

No offence but i have no interest in what you have to say. Your opinions carry no weight with me.

Jim Cannon
29-12-2014, 12:03 AM
I simply don't rate him. He will be exposed how poor a manager he is with a tiny budget, I will be delighted if he becomes your manager. See you back in the Championship next season.

More deluded Brighton arrogance, assuming they will actually be in the championship next season. Looking forward to the next crock of shite to run your club

Far East Eagle
29-12-2014, 12:04 AM
You live in the Far East

You don't go to games.

You don't contribute financially

No offence but i have no interest in what you have to say. Your opinions carry no weight with me.

I was just asking a question.... starting to see why everyone thinks you are a ****.

Londoner
29-12-2014, 12:06 AM
Pardew over Warnock? Hardly an improvement is it?

Joe85
29-12-2014, 12:08 AM
I simply don't rate him. He will be exposed how poor a manager he is with a tiny budget, I will be delighted if he becomes your manager. See you back in the Championship next season.
Haha, I do sympathise with you. I'd ******* hate to support a team who's fiercest rivals obliterated them in a Play Off semi and seemingly destroyed their "Premier League ready" status.

Stay strong, Bro.

Londoner
29-12-2014, 12:12 AM
Pulis or Hughton will be our manager soon. Happy with that.

Arron
29-12-2014, 12:24 AM
It's going to happen right? It has to happen. I want it to happen :lux:

I'm surprised you've taken time out from ploughing your sister's poop chute to post your inane drivel on here.

danpalace07
29-12-2014, 12:24 AM
Pulis will not go to you. Forget that.

Also, 'tiny budget'? OK mate.

eagles #1
29-12-2014, 12:25 AM
I'm surprised you've taken time out from ploughing your sister's poop chute to post your inane drivel on here.

Sister's??

Lambethpalace
29-12-2014, 12:28 AM
Pulis or Hughton will be our manager soon. Happy with that.

Why the **** would last seasons premier league manager of the year come and manage your soppy club? A club that's currently in the championship relegation zone. Go to bed mate you're drunk

Londoner
29-12-2014, 12:42 AM
Pulis will not go to you. Forget that.

Also, 'tiny budget'? OK mate.

By Premier league standards i expect your budget only beats Burnley and so yes it's tiny

Londoner
29-12-2014, 12:43 AM
Why the **** would last seasons premier league manager of the year come and manage your soppy club? A club that's currently in the championship relegation zone. Go to bed mate you're drunk

If that was the case why would he even bother going to see Bloom for an interview?

Gathers54
29-12-2014, 12:56 AM
Pulis or Hughton will be our manager soon. Happy with that.

Yeah I can see Pulis going to a Championship club fighting relegation to league one.

Poor team, no money and falling attendances.

The only stadium I've seen as empty as yours is Bolton

Jim Cannon
29-12-2014, 12:56 AM
If that was the case why would he even bother going to see Bloom for an interview?

Who says he did I thought Brighton "spoke" to him. A quick phone call and he tells you to do one. He is a prem manager you mug

Gathers54
29-12-2014, 12:57 AM
If that was the case why would he even bother going to see Bloom for an interview?

To win a bet

mart63
29-12-2014, 01:06 AM
Likely to be Pulis giving Bloom an interview.

I am sure if Bloom paid him the right money and let him have total control from top to bottom of the football side and transfers then Pulis would be interested.
Would billionaire Bloom be willing to finance another persons vanity project?

mart63
29-12-2014, 01:06 AM
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KentEagle1
29-12-2014, 03:45 AM
It's going to happen right? It has to happen. I want it to happen :lux:

Pulis agrees to become weed boss

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22424087

PeterH
29-12-2014, 04:26 AM
Are you so sure you're going to be in the Championship next season?

Penstone Eagle
29-12-2014, 07:32 AM
I simply don't rate him. He will be exposed how poor a manager he is with a tiny budget, I will be delighted if he becomes your manager. See you back in the Championship next season.

Translated as you will be p*ssed off if we get him.

You need to stay up to have a chance of playing us.

Penstone Eagle
29-12-2014, 07:35 AM
Hope it's Hughton for the weed, he'll really get the fans going




to the exits sooner than usual.

Maiden Eagle
29-12-2014, 07:36 AM
You live in the Far East

You don't go to games.

You don't contribute financially

No offence but i have no interest in what you have to say. Your opinions carry no weight with me.

Says the typical loyal, since 2011 Weed follower

You would never go the Withdean in case your hair got wet.

You don't even know where the Goldstone was (I'll give you a clue, it's where a Children's Toy store is now)

And no offence, even if you do go to games now (doubtful), your contribution is not making much of a hole in your club's £8 million plus annual losses.

stumpy feelers
29-12-2014, 08:18 AM
It's going to happen right? It has to happen. I want it to happen :lux:

You really are in need of some professional help.

stumpy feelers
29-12-2014, 08:20 AM
Pulis or Hughton will be our manager soon. Happy with that.

Oh. Of course. Who wouldn't want the excitement of a championship relegation battle. Which you'll lose....

danpalace07
29-12-2014, 10:00 AM
Who actually rates Hughton? Hope he goes there.

FraserH
29-12-2014, 11:26 AM
Why do people respond to this WUM. He isn't a true Weed fan and just comes on here to fish.

rowaneagle
29-12-2014, 11:33 AM
Well I wish Nathan jones gets the weed job.guaranteed relegation.

New LP
29-12-2014, 10:11 PM
Hughton? Have a chat with a Norwich fan and see what they think.

carlito
29-12-2014, 10:19 PM
It's going to happen right? It has to happen. I want it to happen :lux:

Me too. Looking back at your posts, everything you have wanted to go wrong for us tends to go in our favour. Thanks for the support.

Battle EAGLE
29-12-2014, 10:48 PM
Pulis or Hughton will be our manager soon. Happy with that.

Championship relegation fodder, don't matter who you get you will still be shite, Pardew good manager for us, now **** off mug.

Battle EAGLE
29-12-2014, 10:49 PM
If that was the case why would he even bother going to see Bloom for an interview?

Dream on tosser, Newcastle me thinks.

bunghole
11-01-2015, 03:38 AM
I simply don't rate him. He will be exposed how poor a manager he is with a tiny budget, I will be delighted if he becomes your manager. See you back in the Championship next season.

Good call, grub. :hi: :clown:

cpfcfly
11-01-2015, 11:40 AM
You live in the Far East

You don't go to games.

You don't contribute financially

No offence but i have no interest in what you have to say. Your opinions carry no weight with me.
ohhhh so if any Brighton fans live outside of Sussex therefore is an arsehole cos apparently they don't contribute to a rivals club due to their location? Petty. How do you know? Don't Brighton fans live outside the UK?

The other thing is many Far East, Oceania and American based fans I've met of many English club are some of the most dedicated fans I know. For instance the Aussie fans getting up at 3am to watch us lose 3-0! I tried that in Brisbane on my birthday in our promotion season when we lost 4-0 to Birmingham at home. How these guys do it I don't know.

Aaaaand, they come over regularly for games at great expense. Often thousand quid a pop.

So before you slag Far East Eagle off, remember this. You get free travel to games and only pay to see your team lose against the likes of Rotherham during the day at the weekend. They follow from the other side of the globe and come over or watch in the middle of the night religiously.

So that, and the fact that you are a Brighton fan on our site, is why your opinion is completely worthless.

Penstone Eagle
11-01-2015, 11:43 AM
It's going to happen right? It has to happen. I want it to happen :lux:


We are as thrilled as you, thanks for your support :p

Crofty
11-01-2015, 08:17 PM
It's going to happen right? It has to happen. I want it to happen :lux:

You got your wish. It tastes delish. Are you happy now you wanker?:hi:

Crofty
11-01-2015, 08:27 PM
I simply don't rate him. He will be exposed how poor a manager he is with a tiny budget, I will be delighted if he becomes your manager. See you back in the Championship next season.

But you will be a division lower you cretin…with a cretinous new manager and a cretinous attendance of 14k masquerading as a full house in your Crappy Shopper tin can of a hanger ground with absolutely NO atmosphere….enjoy:p

Nucking Futcase
12-01-2015, 10:40 PM
But you will be a division lower you cretin…with a cretinous new manager and a cretinous attendance of 14k masquerading as a full house in your Crappy Shopper tin can of a hanger ground with absolutely NO atmosphere….enjoy:p


*Sorry mate I noticed a typo - I think you meant 4k

Big Gav
17-01-2015, 05:11 PM
Another great thread started by the twat, how many is that now? :) He might learn one day

le piddler
17-01-2015, 05:21 PM
Another great thread started by the twat, how many is that now? :) He might learn one day

Great comeback by Palace and the weed lose at home,sad tw@t will be hiding tonight!!

Kipungu
17-01-2015, 05:29 PM
Palace has balls of steel. Whenever we get kicked below the belt, there's a small clanging sound, but we just polish up and keep on walking tall.

We well and truly left Brighton behind on THAT night.

thereichstuff
17-01-2015, 05:46 PM
Where's the wanker :rolleyes:

Jim Cannon
17-01-2015, 05:49 PM
More brilliant work from Londoner, this thread

grand aigle
17-01-2015, 06:04 PM
Where's the wanker :rolleyes:

Gone missing......as always after the mighty weeds get stuffed at home!
And the worlds best CB got sent off AGAIN...Londoner is probably in his room crying...AGAIN

SJ'sLoveMonkey
17-01-2015, 06:05 PM
He won't be beating his chest tonight!

grand aigle
17-01-2015, 06:06 PM
He won't be beating his chest tonight!

Hell be beating something........

CharlieCPFC
17-01-2015, 06:06 PM
Or is he closet Palace?

Then again, the **** gets every Football prediction wrong.

Arron
17-01-2015, 06:08 PM
Hell be beating something........

Himself over the head with a brick if we're lucky.

Big Gav
17-01-2015, 06:16 PM
Hell be beating something........

Knocking one out over his half and half scarf

CharlieCPFC
17-01-2015, 07:36 PM
Knocking one out over his half and half scarf

The bloke's such a sad case, it wouldn't surprise me if he has a Cindy or Estelle doll that were seen in the Nelson Mandela Estate in Peckham a good few years back.

Phil's Barber
17-01-2015, 08:32 PM
Good evening Londoner. i was hoping to hear your version of events in the world of football today.....

1905
17-01-2015, 09:06 PM
I simply don't rate him. He will be exposed how poor a manager he is with a tiny budget, I will be delighted if he becomes your manager. See you back in the Championship next season.

:clown:

fang
17-01-2015, 09:40 PM
Bit behind the curve here. Is Londoner the late and unlamented Phallus?

NorthPalace23
18-01-2015, 12:06 AM
Haha Londoner. You really make yourself look like a deluded prick on here.

Each time you predict failure we have success!

You jinx everything in our favour :)

How was the home defeat to BRENTFORD in the CHAMPIONSHIP? Was it embarrassing announcing the official attendance as 27k when it was actually 17k?

elgin eagle
18-01-2015, 07:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ngdXkfY.gif

biggus mickus
18-01-2015, 08:16 PM
If that was the case why would he even bother going to see Bloom for an interview?

You are funny.

Walrus
18-01-2015, 09:12 PM
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAhhhhhhhHHHhhhhhhhhh!

Slag.

Eagleinsussex
21-03-2015, 05:15 PM
It's going to happen right? It has to happen. I want it to happen :lux:

It did happen, are you happy ? :lux:

Supa Pard
21-03-2015, 05:36 PM
It's going to happen right? It has to happen. I want it to happen :lux:

Stupid c**t.

grand aigle
21-03-2015, 05:37 PM
Shame londonertwat hasn't got the bollocks or the hard drive to post on here any more.....although he does snoop around quite often

Godstone Eagle
21-03-2015, 05:46 PM
😀😀😀 God bless Londoner and all the other Seaweeds for the sheer amusement that they bring us 😆😆

grand aigle
21-03-2015, 06:19 PM
Lucky old weeds 0-1 away to Blackburn.....og won it.....og scores more than cms

Maiden Eagle
21-03-2015, 07:19 PM
I simply don't rate him. He will be exposed how poor a manager he is with a tiny budget, I will be delighted if he becomes your manager. See you back in the Championship next season.

That prediction went well, didn't it ?:clown::clown:

The only suprise is that your useless lot, will still be in the C'Ship next season

wigman
21-03-2015, 07:55 PM
That prediction went well, didn't it ?:clown::clown:

The only suprise is that your useless lot, will still be in the C'Ship next season

With a bit of luck, yes.

wigman
21-03-2015, 07:56 PM
Lucky old weeds 0-1 away to Blackburn.....og won it.....og scores more than cms

I heard that your lot rode your luck as well. :p

passion4palace
21-03-2015, 07:58 PM
I heard that your lot rode your luck as well. :p

Slightly different standard of football, though, even if that were true

Supa Pard
21-03-2015, 08:00 PM
I heard that your lot rode your luck as well. :p

You heard wrong then.

elgin eagle
21-03-2015, 08:04 PM
It's going to happen right? It has to happen. I want it to happen :lux:

It takes a special kind of twat to be bottom of the rep table of a forum with 100,000 members.

Stellavista
21-03-2015, 08:20 PM
I heard that your lot rode your luck as well. :p

Yep, we're riding our luck a division and a half above you. :)

wigman
21-03-2015, 09:21 PM
Slightly different standard of football, though, even if that were true


So I will take that as a YES then ? :D

wigman
21-03-2015, 09:23 PM
Yep, we're riding our luck a division and a half above you. :)

:p

Pistol Knight
21-03-2015, 09:39 PM
So I will take that as a YES then ? :D

You can watch it when you tune into MOTD to see your 1st team later :D

+that donkey you got rid rid of because he was not worth the wages :clown:

hdeagle
22-03-2015, 12:40 AM
It is a great time to be part of Alan Pardew's Red and Blue revolution and the wonderful Crystal Palace FC that is going from strength to strength at every level.

stumpy feelers
22-03-2015, 07:24 PM
I simply don't rate him. He will be exposed how poor a manager he is with a tiny budget, I will be delighted if he becomes your manager. See you back in the Championship next season.

Bellend :p

Langers
25-03-2015, 07:13 PM
It's going to happen right? It has to happen. I want it to happen :lux:

Another classic thread from Londoner :clown::clown::clown:

Vince Hilaire's Afro
26-03-2015, 02:12 AM
Another classic thread from Londoner :clown::clown::clown:

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii266/snufflerdude/Mobile%20Uploads/image_10.jpg (http://s266.photobucket.com/user/snufflerdude/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_10.jpg.html)

Vince Hilaire's Afro
12-04-2015, 01:52 AM
I simply don't rate him. He will be exposed how poor a manager he is with a tiny budget, I will be delighted if he becomes your manager. See you back in the Championship next season.

Another bullseye

CharlieCPFC
12-04-2015, 06:28 AM
This wanker really is clueless.

mpfn
12-04-2015, 07:04 AM
We need him back for his next lot of predictions.
Has he ever got one right ?

Deluded weed

JAS78
12-04-2015, 07:34 AM
That lot need to worry about who they employ, they spend far too much time following Premier League matters. IT'S NO CONCERN OF YOURS

Good to see Hughton is living up to his reputation as tactically clueless, playing overly defensive and negative football. They are calling for his head already

Keeping that rag bag outfit in the championship is an achievement, they should be well pleased with that. Ungrateful bunch.

old git
12-04-2015, 07:59 AM
Please please be Alan Pardew. That would be the icing on the cake

There is no cake to put the icing on.No ingredients ,no baking tray and no oven.
Your larder is empty.

passion4palace
12-04-2015, 08:42 AM
I've worked out what has happened to Londoner ... he's been pulled into the inner circle by Bloom and Barber to advise BHA on footballing matters. It's the perfect explanation as to why he's gone awol from the forums and at the same time Brighton are enjoying such a rich vein of form.

Supa Pard
12-04-2015, 09:35 AM
It's going to happen right? It has to happen. I want it to happen :lux:

Snap.

CPFC since 1989
12-04-2015, 10:14 AM
I simply don't rate him. He will be exposed how poor a manager he is with a tiny budget, I will be delighted if he becomes your manager. See you back in the Championship next season.

Brighton twat LOFL

Malarkey
12-04-2015, 10:23 AM
There is no cake to put the icing on.No ingredients ,no baking tray and no oven.
Your larder is empty.
There wasn't even a shopping list...

Hashtageagle
12-04-2015, 03:16 PM
Where is Londoner?
Why does he not want to play anymore?
Probably at one of his special night clubs in st James street.

Pistol Knight
12-04-2015, 03:37 PM
I think he needs to upgrade to SSD drives as his are always failing

Gooders
12-04-2015, 03:49 PM
Major investment required in the summer or the Weed will be heading back to League 1 next season - the teams coming up are way stronger than those going down.

Gonna be another long season for them, I feel.

Gooders
12-04-2015, 03:50 PM
Oh and Londoner really is a complete bell-end, yes. Fancy being a Londoner and supporting that south coast shite. Epic fail.

Supa Pard
12-04-2015, 03:53 PM
I think their major faux pas was getting rid of Garcia.
Best manager they've had in a long time. Just not given very much time.

Good!

KentEagle1
12-04-2015, 04:28 PM
Londoner should get into stand up comedy, he makes us all laugh doesn't he?

Gooders
12-04-2015, 07:29 PM
Hey guys - I know where he's gone.

I was browsing a Bristol City forum to read about Wilbs and noticed they had a thread called "Palace" on the night of the Man City game. Lots of praise for us and our fans, until I got to this post on April 6th:

Not as good as people make out. Small section which gets media attention simply because it doesn't happen anywhere else in the prem.

It happens at City, happens at Leeds and a range of other clubs....just in smaller stadium, with less no sky coverage.

I hate palace, I from South London know a lot of palates fans and they are delusional and actually believe they are "ultras"....their not.

Username?

"Londoner" :D:lux:

He then followed up with:

I'm sorry but this "ultra" label that palace have is a myth. They have a small group of fans who happen to get any coverage....they aren't ultras, their not fanatics....they are just playing off this idea that no other club has this....which they do.

Sad pathetic little tosspot. As I suspected earlier, he has massive chips on both shoulders because he's from London and some **** of a relative has wired him into being a feckin' Weed his whole life. :D

Supa Pard
12-04-2015, 07:32 PM
Londoner should get into stand up comedy, he makes us all laugh doesn't he?

I'd get into 'lie down' comedy if I were him.

6 feet deep preferably.

Jim Cannon
12-04-2015, 07:58 PM
Londoner was last spotted in PC World getting his hard drive fixed

CharlieCPFC
12-04-2015, 08:48 PM
Londoner was last spotted in PC World getting his hard drive fixed

He done a U-turn however and used the last £60 of his giro pounding his "girlfriend" Julie who bent over for him to try and help with his Palace depressant syndrome.

Vince Hilaire's Afro
13-04-2015, 12:07 AM
I wonder if he hates yoga as much as pilates

tasty_snacks
13-04-2015, 10:43 AM
It's going to happen right? It has to happen. I want it to happen :lux:

God bless you and your prescient cogitations. What a hero! :lux:

Eagleinsussex
15-04-2015, 08:07 AM
Pardew over Warnock? Hardly an improvement is it?

Lol, you know your football well, you are a real gem:lux:

Seth
27-04-2015, 01:34 AM
Hey guys - I know where he's gone.

I was browsing a Bristol City forum to read about Wilbs and noticed they had a thread called "Palace" on the night of the Man City game. Lots of praise for us and our fans, until I got to this post on April 6th:



Username?

"Londoner" :D:lux:

He then followed up with:



Sad pathetic little tosspot. As I suspected earlier, he has massive chips on both shoulders because he's from London and some **** of a relative has wired him into being a feckin' Weed his whole life. :D

Excellent work Monsieur Poirot ;)

At least this quashes the notion he is a Palace fan on a wind-up. He really is the pathetically deluded and idiotic weed many suspected.

NorthCurveEagle
27-04-2015, 03:03 PM
I simply don't rate him. He will be exposed how poor a manager he is with a tiny budget, I will be delighted if he becomes your manager. See you back in the Championship next season.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


I haven't read any of the thread past this, so I apologise if this idiotic and moronic comment has been dealt with several times already.

But seriously HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

jj62255
27-04-2015, 09:44 PM
The icing on the cake, following an abysmal season for Brighton, would be 'tinpot Bournemouth' achieving promotion to the big boys league...oh

Seth
28-04-2015, 01:07 AM
The icing on the cake, following an abysmal season for Brighton, would be 'tinpot Bournemouth' achieving promotion to the big boys league...oh

It should have been us http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?321873-Hang-your-heads-in-shame

:lux::lux::lux::lux:

SJ'sLoveMonkey
28-04-2015, 07:16 AM
They really are on another planet, always been small time, always will be small time end of

Ninjas Headband
25-05-2015, 08:07 AM
I simply don't rate him. He will be exposed how poor a manager he is with a tiny budget, I will be delighted if he becomes your manager. See you back in the Championship next season.

Septic Smeg strikes again. His predictions are always a joy to read, long may they continue. :lux:

mushroom
25-05-2015, 08:30 AM
I simply don't rate him. He will be exposed how poor a manager he is with a tiny budget, I will be delighted if he becomes your manager. See you back in the Championship next season.

What a bell.

Gathers54
25-05-2015, 06:12 PM
Love or hate Londoner, the thread title is actually correct.

It was icing on the cake :D

Cleon
25-05-2015, 09:39 PM
I'm confused. The icing on the cake is Pardew? Not according to NSC who yesterday tweeted:

North Stand Chat (@NorthStandChat)
24/05/2015 17:20
The cherry on the icing on the shit cake that #BHAFC served up this season is that #cpfc finished in the top-half of the Premier League.

SJ'sLoveMonkey
25-05-2015, 09:40 PM
I'm confused. The icing on the cake is Pardew? Not according to NSC who yesterday tweeted:

North Stand Chat (@NorthStandChat)
24/05/2015 17:20
The cherry on the icing on the shit cake that #BHAFC served up this season is that #cpfc finished in the top-half of the Premier League.

Bless them so bitter, so shit, so Brighton!