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Pidster
28-08-2015, 10:45 PM
For me Traquin evokes some sort of old Etonian schoolboy, whereas Quentin is more resonant of a wanna be cool DJ who jumped ship and went to live in Sodom and whose wife fecked an even less talented DJ.

Typical Palace
28-08-2015, 10:46 PM
Is there any decent name with a Q in it?

Iqbal?

SJ'sLoveMonkey
28-08-2015, 11:05 PM
Queenie?

Del Fenner
29-08-2015, 07:45 AM
Queequeg - would have eaten them all for breakfast, literally.

CPFC Since 68
29-08-2015, 08:49 AM
Qunts

Supa Pard
29-08-2015, 09:27 AM
Quims.

Phil's Barber
29-08-2015, 09:59 AM
I reckon there are a few Tristrams and Ruperts down there too.

old git
29-08-2015, 10:12 AM
Too late .
They are officially known as Tarquins now.It suits them.

chatham_eagle
29-08-2015, 12:43 PM
Jonties

evvo111
29-08-2015, 01:18 PM
Farquhar...as in ugly bunch of Farquhars.

strolling bones
29-08-2015, 03:13 PM
either or .. Tho I have always affectionately called them Quentins.. I think it stems from the fact that Quentin crisp was probably perceived as everyone's idea of a typical Brighton fan ..

Beanie
29-08-2015, 07:11 PM
Queeg - for Red Dwarf fans.

Pidster
29-08-2015, 07:30 PM
either or .. Tho I have always affectionately called them Quentins.. I think it stems from the fact that Quentin crisp was probably perceived as everyone's idea of a typical Brighton fan ..

He was at the battle of Preston Park.....handbags.

Ash
29-08-2015, 08:24 PM
Bunch of quents.

Popester
29-08-2015, 08:54 PM
Tarquinius was a seriously impressive Roman king. But that's history, a bit like our rivalry currently is.

Crofty
30-08-2015, 03:44 PM
Is there any decent name with a Q in it?

Iqbal?

Quim;)

evvo111
30-08-2015, 03:54 PM
Queefs.

Billy Rhino
31-08-2015, 02:27 PM
Tartins

smoll
31-08-2015, 02:28 PM
W*nkers

SJ'sLoveMonkey
31-08-2015, 02:31 PM
Queefs.


:D:p

poopleplops
16-09-2015, 04:06 PM
Tarquinius was a seriously impressive Roman king. But that's history, a bit like our rivalry currently is.


someone is wasted round here

I don't know, we seat more hipster-types than most clubs i imagine. They don't have names like Tarquin or Quentin - the last time I checked, such posh tory sods were all shipped off to boarding school to be indoctrinated into rugby and charmless rhetoric and the like.

Musn't draw any mean-spirited comparisons according to that final point about the much venerated regular posters here but:

Back To The Drawing Board?


All the best figuring it out!

Malarkey
16-09-2015, 04:17 PM
someone is wasted round here

I don't know, we seat more hipster-types than most clubs i imagine. They don't have names like Tarquin or Quentin - the last time I checked, such posh tory sods were all shipped off to boarding school to be indoctrinated into rugby and charmless rhetoric and the like.

Musn't draw any mean-spirited comparisons according to that final point about the much venerated regular posters here but:

Back To The Drawing Board?


All the best figuring it out!
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old git
16-09-2015, 04:28 PM
someone is wasted round here

I don't know, we seat more hipster-types than most clubs i imagine. They don't have names like Tarquin or Quentin - the last time I checked, such posh tory sods were all shipped off to boarding school to be indoctrinated into rugby and charmless rhetoric and the like.

Musn't draw any mean-spirited comparisons according to that final point about the much venerated regular posters here but:

Back To The Drawing Board?


All the best figuring it out!

Suggestions as to which former/present poster has returned with a new user name .:D

SJ'sLoveMonkey
16-09-2015, 04:39 PM
Who cares? Whoever it is has no credence as they only show up when things are going their way. They are slowly coming out the woodwork now as they have had a decent start to the season. Rest assured when normal service is resumed they will all crawl back to where they came from and you won't hear another murmur from them until they win a couple again

poopleplops
16-09-2015, 04:43 PM
I don't think much of your condemnation - it's tricky to come to the lion's den when you are going to catch hell for which there is no retort.

It's like you're criticising the human psyche for being human.

Not Botty I'm afraid I must just have a dash of his pompous whimsy - I expect it's a good rhetorical device in this place. Your folk hero VHA certainly knows how to deploy it!

SJ'sLoveMonkey
16-09-2015, 04:46 PM
I don't think much of your condemnation - it's tricky to come to the lion's den when you are going to catch hell for which there is no retort.

It's like you're criticising the human psyche for being human.

Not Botty I'm afraid I must just have a dash of his pompous whimsy - I expect it's a good rhetorical device in this place. Your folk hero VHA certainly knows how to deploy it!


Yes because he has a modicum of intelligence

poopleplops
16-09-2015, 04:48 PM
that image of a toffee nosed cat


That is sweet and lovely, I'll be using it to charm my girlfriends in the near future :)

I thought it would be unpleasant at first, rolling up in my BHA cavalcade as a board noob but it turns out you are much more a charming bunch of gents than I had ever suspected. Positive reps all round! I suppose the knives only really come out when some bugger is being contemptible, hey, what?

PALACE FANS IN NOT-SO-BAD SHOCKER

except that swine mark steele he tried to have a pop whilst swanning about the Komedia stage the big shit

(15 posts before url links work in case you were wondering)

Malarkey
16-09-2015, 09:02 PM
That is sweet and lovely, I'll be using it to charm my boyfriends in the near future :)

I thought it would be unpleasant at first, rolling up in my BHA cavalcade as a board noob but it turns out you are much more a charming bunch of gents than I had ever suspected. Positive reps all round! I suppose the knives only really come out when some bugger is being contemptible, hey, what?

PALACE FANS IN NOT-SO-BAD SHOCKER

except that swine mark steele he tried to have a pop whilst swanning about the Komedia stage the big shit

(15 posts before url links work in case you were wondering)
efa

CharlieCPFC
16-09-2015, 09:23 PM
Very weird.

poopleplops
17-09-2015, 11:19 AM
no i have girlfriends i swear

Eagleinsussex
17-09-2015, 01:18 PM
no i have girlfriends i swear

Do you have to pump her up before you have your wicked way ?

A Wooden Fish On Wheels
19-09-2015, 06:58 PM
That is sweet and lovely, I'll be using it to charm my girlfriends in the near future :)

I thought it would be unpleasant at first, rolling up in my BHA cavalcade as a board noob but it turns out you are much more a charming bunch of gents than I had ever suspected. You are BOSSING the Championship - keep it up, you will either **** up or make it up to the Premiership, either way it is top fun for Palace...

poopleplops
26-09-2015, 12:41 PM
Can't help but feel suspicious of the above... 1 hour and a half till we find out if our good form will continue

- Quentin Tarquin Crisp-Lynam

Phil's Barber
26-09-2015, 01:35 PM
http://www.jigsaw-online.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Wimbledon-look1.jpg

Malarkey
26-09-2015, 08:01 PM
Can't help but feel suspicious of the above... 1 hour and a half till we find out if our good form will continue

- Quentin Tarquin Crisp-Lynam

What is love. Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more. He mappelle Brighton

Supa Pard
26-09-2015, 09:10 PM
That is sweet and lovely, I'll be using it to charm my girlfriends in the near future :)

I thought it would be unpleasant at first, rolling up in my BHA cavalcade as a board noob but it turns out you are much more a charming bunch of gents than I had ever suspected. Positive reps all round! I suppose the knives only really come out when some bugger is being contemptible, hey, what?

PALACE FANS IN NOT-SO-BAD SHOCKER

except that swine mark steele he tried to have a pop whilst swanning about the Komedia stage the big shit

(15 posts before url links work in case you were wondering)
Ponce.

poopleplops
28-09-2015, 04:23 PM
no u

Latvian
29-09-2015, 08:20 AM
Qunts.

smileysmith
29-09-2015, 09:18 AM
Welcome to the Brighton fan brave enough to say hello.

I sincerely look forward to seeing you squirm if you stick around ...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20474669

(Anyone got that gif of Bolasie shoving Brighton defenders out of the way?)

Crozzy71
29-09-2015, 08:14 PM
Qunts.

Git - beat me to it !!

Breaking rocks
30-09-2015, 07:25 PM
no i have girlfriends i swear

Is her name Lola?

fang
01-10-2015, 05:07 AM
Is her name Lola?


:D

poopleplops
01-10-2015, 04:49 PM
BHAFC FOREVER

Phil's Barber
01-10-2015, 06:04 PM
BHAFC FOREVER

Forever what?

grand aigle
01-10-2015, 06:18 PM
For ever the bridesmaid, never the bride..

PIE "N" MASH
01-10-2015, 06:22 PM
Forever what?

Shlt

strolling bones
01-10-2015, 07:03 PM
Forever what?

And ever ..amen ..R.I.P.. bha..

RobCPFC1982
01-10-2015, 08:05 PM
Forever in our shadow. Tossers.

Phil's Barber
30-10-2015, 05:47 PM
one of my daughter's friends at nursery has a weed dad. Guess what they've called their new son. Thats right, Tarquin. Unbelievable.

Supa Pard
30-10-2015, 06:20 PM
one of my daughter's friends at nursery has a weed dad. Guess what they've called their new son. Thats right, Tarquin. Unbelievable.

Hahaha.

Billy Rhino
30-10-2015, 06:39 PM
Tartqueens

Selhurst Celtic
02-11-2015, 04:37 PM
one of my daughter's friends at nursery has a weed dad. Guess what they've called their new son. Thats right, Tarquin. Unbelievable.

:D

dollly
09-11-2015, 06:07 AM
Queenie

Seth
10-11-2015, 12:59 AM
[QUOTE=smileysmith;12602470]

Anyone got that gif of Bolasie shoving Brighton defenders out of the way?)/QUOTE]

Not sure if this will work... http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img208/8058/66556587.gif