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poopleplops
16-09-2015, 04:58 PM
When you lot received the pleasure of visiting our Premier League Ready stadium for this first time those few years ago, a walrus faced gent of portly stature rudely took a photo of my handsome and stylish self.

Momentarily perturbed, I was forced to suspect it was because I was wearing a flat-cap and a pair of chinos at the time.

Did I look stylish? Yes
Did I look handsome? Almost certainly.
A real ladykiller, a polymath, a young legend-in-the-making? Again, we must admit: Yes.

But did I look like A REAL FOOTBALL FAN?

Aye, there's the rub. Perhaps I did not, from the certain sweaty viewpoint of a certain rude gentleman to whom I had not granted my image rights.

So I was just wondering - is it knocking about? The picture I mean?

Surely you must have had a thread of 'funny pictures of f**king Brighton twats' at some point, or something? Perhaps a tradition, even. I'd be disappointed if you haven't, not to mention deeply disturbed because that would mean he probably took it home to treat to some perverted and private indignity.

So please - post your pictures of Brighton fans (fans/twats, yes yes) and I'll let you know which one is me.

Don't bother with that one of a guy in a blue sparkly dress I can confirm that is not me, despite my occasional weekend experiments.

Many thanks, sincerely yours,

Poopleplops

mpfn
16-09-2015, 05:04 PM
Boring
Trying too hard.

Malarkey
16-09-2015, 05:14 PM
FOAD.

thereichstuff
16-09-2015, 05:44 PM
Botty , you used to be mildly amusing .

Supa Pard
16-09-2015, 06:40 PM
I didn't understand a ******* word of that.

SJ'sLoveMonkey
16-09-2015, 06:42 PM
Have a day off now eh?

Supa Pard
16-09-2015, 06:47 PM
Oh hang on...I've just put the OP's outpouring through the Tarquin/Tristan translator.
Apparently they're upset that we are a high-riding club in The Premier League at their expense.

Well I never.

poopleplops
17-09-2015, 11:28 AM
Verbosity aside, this seriously happened.

humpo
17-09-2015, 11:32 AM
is this you??

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02008/plymouth_2008883c.jpg

Phil's Barber
17-09-2015, 11:41 AM
Surely you must have had a thread of 'funny pictures of f**king Brighton twats' at some point, or something?

There's never really been a need to, it can be done with a single post. Although I grant you, not everyone in the picture is a Brighton fan.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/12/21/1324469177202/Amex-stadium-007.jpg

leicester1
17-09-2015, 11:43 AM
Hooray.....bit of movement in the Away End.:p

poopleplops
17-09-2015, 12:17 PM
is this you??

an image i can't quote yet

Nope that's not me. That is a well known local campaigner for the legalisation of skunk known as 'Ropey Tim'. (Would have thought you'd realise that from the scarf) He smokes sixty cigarettes a day and is a keen swimmer.

Ash
17-09-2015, 01:01 PM
Are you in this one?

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67585000/jpg/_67585164_67584099.jpg

Malarkey
17-09-2015, 01:12 PM
Did you book your hotel room?

Worksop Palace
17-09-2015, 01:13 PM
I was wondering why you had taken so long to post this given the lapse in time since said photo was taken.

But how foolish of me, the answer is obvious.

You've only just got over being well and truly beasted in your own back yard and have just, only now, come off the meds which allow you to be able to go near a football discussion forum without bursting in to tears and realising that your biggest rivals in football are one of the most exiting clubs to emerge in the best league in the world in recent years.

Bless

Malarkey
17-09-2015, 01:21 PM
Found it

http://thelatest.co.uk/files/2013/10/Fans-Bolton.jpg

poopleplops
17-09-2015, 02:08 PM
Are you in this one?

still can't link these things, just a few more posts now. yes i know you're looking forward to them


No of course not I'd caught the train home and was on my sofa perusing my Chelsea manuals by that point.

I remember it well because I'd been put in a lovely mood by my horoscope which was looking very promising for the next day :lux:

Phil's Barber
17-09-2015, 02:22 PM
No of course not I'd caught the train home and was on my sofa perusing my Chelsea manuals by that point.

I remember it well because I'd been put in a lovely mood by my horoscope which was looking very promising for the next day :lux:

Trying to get a refund from the Wembley Travelodge? Whatever floats your boat I suppose.

dannyb1
17-09-2015, 02:38 PM
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12042844_10207456850480081_2927874969978041642_n.j pg?oh=f9ae49e741fb5bb1ba3c813c662fae55&oe=56A46AE5

poopleplops
17-09-2015, 03:03 PM
getting closer!

and although i won't whinge overmuch about homophobia, i will point out that it is implied that preference for a joke or brand of humour tends to indicate (often unrealised) identification with it's content.

TL;DR - No you.

RUSSELL
17-09-2015, 03:30 PM
Are you in this one?

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67585000/jpg/_67585164_67584099.jpg

Doubt it as he was 45 minutes down the road at this point!

ONFG
17-09-2015, 11:09 PM
Botty , you used to be mildly amusing .

Err, not me I'm afraid Reichy.

Billy Rhino
17-09-2015, 11:45 PM
http://www.seagulls.co.uk/cms_images/01-fans229-2225909_478x359.jpg

Vince Hilaire's Afro
18-09-2015, 10:43 AM
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii266/snufflerdude/Mobile%20Uploads/image_58.jpg (http://s266.photobucket.com/user/snufflerdude/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_58.jpg.html)

SeanPalace84
18-09-2015, 10:52 AM
http://www.seagulls.co.uk/cms_images/01-fans229-2225909_478x359.jpg

:D PATHETIC club.

CharlieCPFC
18-09-2015, 11:59 AM
Strange sense of humour they have down on the South Coast. I don't think this bloke is the full ticket.

Jim Cannon
18-09-2015, 04:35 PM
Strange sense of humour they have down on the South Coast. I don't think this bloke is the full ticket.

The important thing is he's enjoying himself, oblivious to the fact that nobody cares

poopleplops
18-09-2015, 05:15 PM
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii266/snufflerdude/Mobile%20Uploads/image_58.jpg (http://s266.photobucket.com/user/snufflerdude/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_58.jpg.html)


why a picture of judy dench? i don't understand.


no no no

none of these. it looks like the chap in question took said pic for a sweaty illicit hate-wank for all his unfulfilled homoerotic proclivities. likely he is a leading voice in the homophobic/homoerotic standard of 'we scored 3' etc. alas.

thereichstuff
18-09-2015, 05:36 PM
It must be confusing all these aliases .

chrisophiex
18-09-2015, 05:50 PM
why a picture of judy dench? i don't understand.


no no no

none of these. it looks like the chap in question took said pic for a sweaty illicit hate-wank for all his unfulfilled homoerotic proclivities. likely he is a leading voice in the homophobic/homoerotic standard of 'we scored 3' etc. alas.

But we scored 5 ?:confused::confused::confused:

poopleplops
18-09-2015, 05:54 PM
the media dept. of your most grim-looking bunch of marching, inbred-looking troglodytes had updated it last time I heard it sung :shrug:

Dorking .Eagle
18-09-2015, 06:42 PM
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm187/dorkingeagle123/beamback_zps4f24f1db.jpg (http://s296.photobucket.com/user/dorkingeagle123/media/beamback_zps4f24f1db.jpg.html)

Jim Cannon
18-09-2015, 06:52 PM
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm187/dorkingeagle123/beamback_zps4f24f1db.jpg (http://s296.photobucket.com/user/dorkingeagle123/media/beamback_zps4f24f1db.jpg.html)

That looks familiar they don't look like they are having much fun there

Phil's Barber
18-09-2015, 08:06 PM
Londoner has to be the one with the brown cord camel toe.

Phil's Barber
18-09-2015, 08:19 PM
0-oEVqSAgsg

poopleplops
18-09-2015, 09:23 PM
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm187/dorkingeagle123/beamback_zps4f24f1db.jpg (http://s296.photobucket.com/user/dorkingeagle123/media/beamback_zps4f24f1db.jpg.html)


if a palace fan took this, then full credit to the size and scope of his undercover operation is due

jj62255
18-09-2015, 09:51 PM
Londoner has to be the one with the brown cord camel toe.

:D:D

CPFC since 1989
18-09-2015, 09:55 PM
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12042844_10207456850480081_2927874969978041642_n.j pg?oh=f9ae49e741fb5bb1ba3c813c662fae55&oe=56A46AE5

The Closet Fanatics

ExeterEagle
18-09-2015, 10:18 PM
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm187/dorkingeagle123/beamback_zps4f24f1db.jpg (http://s296.photobucket.com/user/dorkingeagle123/media/beamback_zps4f24f1db.jpg.html)

Not that camel toe again!

Billy Rhino
19-09-2015, 12:03 AM
why a picture of judy dench? i don't understand.


no no no

none of these. it looks like the chap in question took said pic for a sweaty illicit hate-wank for all his unfulfilled homoerotic proclivities. likely he is a leading voice in the homophobic/homoerotic standard of 'we scored 3' etc. alas.

Well you're not giving us much to go on, at least give us a clue. For starters do you usually wear a jester's hat at games? (I'm assuming you do based on your "amusing" posts)

Vince Hilaire's Afro
19-09-2015, 12:51 AM
why a picture of judy dench? i don't understand.


no no no

none of these. it looks like the chap in question took said pic for a sweaty illicit hate-wank for all his unfulfilled homoerotic proclivities. likely he is a leading voice in the homophobic/homoerotic standard of 'we scored 3' etc. alas.

Too butch?

thereichstuff
19-09-2015, 08:02 AM
Err, not me I'm afraid Reichy.

Erm , the comment was for ploppypants or whoever your called now . Oh I don't know I'm confused now . Why can't there be just the one unfunny prick ? :rolleyes:

fang
19-09-2015, 05:50 PM
Too butch?

I'm not sure it is Botty.

curly c.p.f.c
19-09-2015, 08:01 PM
^^^ seaweeds are pathetic too

Dorking .Eagle
19-09-2015, 09:08 PM
https://www.indymedia.org.uk/images/2011/04/478084.jpg

Are you the one with the tattooed knuckles???

Dorking .Eagle
19-09-2015, 09:12 PM
I was wearing a flat-cap and a pair of chinos at the time.



Is this it?

http://thegoldstonewrap.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/alanbiley.jpg

thereichstuff
20-09-2015, 08:33 AM
She's loving it , so is he . The boy not so much :lux:

Crofty
20-09-2015, 07:05 PM
Momentarily perturbed, I was forced to suspect it was because I was wearing a flat-cap and a pair of chinos at the time.

…were you also sucking a Fisherman's Friend?

SJ'sLoveMonkey
21-09-2015, 01:00 AM
why a picture of judy dench? i don't understand.


no no no

none of these. it looks like the chap in question took said pic for a sweaty illicit hate-wank for all his unfulfilled homoerotic proclivities. likely he is a leading voice in the homophobic/homoerotic standard of 'we scored 3' etc. alas.

Piss off you pillow biting Tarquin! 👍

Gosling
23-09-2015, 01:06 PM
Londoner has to be the one with the brown cord camel toe.

That's not a camel toe, that's a squirrel in a hammock.

postman plod
23-09-2015, 01:41 PM
Is this it?

http://thegoldstonewrap.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/alanbiley.jpg

Isn't that the legendary Cambridge United striker Alan Biley?

Ash
23-09-2015, 02:49 PM
No. It is a shitty teddy bear.

little al
23-09-2015, 05:04 PM
Delia Smith, Pat Sharpe, Yewtree victim and Mike Reid.