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nutter17
16-04-2016, 04:20 PM
Going to a race night tonight filled with seaweed fans. I have bought 5 horses and need palace style/anti brighton style names to call them sh far I have:

Zaha Oh yes

We scored 3 they scored 1

Andy Johnsons Magic

Good old sussex HIV

Any more suggestions?

CPFC Since 68
16-04-2016, 06:27 PM
Slap a Tarquin

dannyb1
16-04-2016, 07:05 PM
5-0 and ya can't go home

Why not go for some obscure ones like

owner has a nose
tinpot delusion
attendance figure
best overall pies
spanish night
scoreboard singoff
3000000 to rochdale
withdean diehard
CMS doctor

Dorking .Eagle
16-04-2016, 07:19 PM
Wonky warehouse

pauldrulez
16-04-2016, 07:24 PM
Glenn Murray in the last minute.

Gerry Ryan dived.

SA Eagle
16-04-2016, 07:56 PM
There's only one Bill Archer

Fur cough
16-04-2016, 08:10 PM
Ashes to ashes.

Supa Pard
16-04-2016, 08:20 PM
F*ck off you c*nts.
And as for a horses name....

eagles073
16-04-2016, 08:32 PM
Whoshatonthefloor

Jim Cannon
16-04-2016, 08:38 PM
Who's Up Peter Ward

old git
16-04-2016, 08:51 PM
**** off brighton should do it.

SeanPalace84
17-04-2016, 07:43 AM
F*ck off you c*nts.
And as for a horses name....

I can always rely on you for my daily does of Brighton hatred :lux:

Names?

In the shadow
Everyone is tinpot
Half and half
30 goals thanks a lot

Supa Pard
17-04-2016, 12:21 PM
Here's one...5- nil and you can't go home.
Some say it's 5-nil and you can't f*ck off but not to my recollection.

Vince Hilaire's Afro
19-04-2016, 01:25 AM
AnditsSONGSWERESUCCESSFULLYSUNGenteringthefinalfur longintheleadSONGSWERESUCCESSFULLYSUNGbyanoseohnot hefavouritehasunexpectedlyfallenatthelastfenceSONG SWERESUCCESSFULLYSUNGhassadlyhadtobeputdown

spt1978
19-04-2016, 07:16 AM
When is administration not administration?

Personally I would go with Toys R Us

Blind_Eagle
19-04-2016, 08:02 AM
One F in Falmer.

Malarkey
19-04-2016, 08:24 AM
Murray with the 3rd
Bottle job
Dikgacoi Zaha oh yes
Is there a firedrill

Heb 7:4
19-04-2016, 08:51 AM
Stood by and Watched

Builders Delight

Magical Kingdom

SJ'sLoveMonkey
19-04-2016, 09:15 AM
Wonky Warehouse
Peppa Pig Delight
Penguin Boy

Battle EAGLE
19-04-2016, 09:34 AM
We clap with our hands.

CedarEagle
19-04-2016, 12:22 PM
Johnson Johnson Freedman (Pen) Johnson (Pen) Gray
Zaha 69 , 86
Murray Saw The Light
Finish 3rd and Fail Again

Selhurst Celtic
19-04-2016, 12:45 PM
Facing the wall
I was asleep
Nicked off the coach
Dunk Rodgers Barker

PoshPalace
19-04-2016, 12:57 PM
Gus's poogate

wigman
19-04-2016, 06:21 PM
St John's ambulance brigade, sounds like a good name for a horse.

old git
19-04-2016, 06:47 PM
Why aren't you at the match?
Bill Archer paid too much would be another goodun.

Wolfnipplechips
19-04-2016, 07:04 PM
And Smith must score.

thereichstuff
19-04-2016, 07:46 PM
" the bars have been restocked "
" aj' s magic hat "
" he scores all ******* night "

Selhurst Celtic
19-04-2016, 07:47 PM
No backbone
Incoming retail centre
Mythical broken crossbars

wigman
20-04-2016, 06:41 AM
Why aren't you at the match?
Bill Archer paid too much would be another goodun.

We have wifi at the Amex. :p

SJ'sLoveMonkey
20-04-2016, 07:02 AM
Plastics don't travel

Vince Hilaire's Afro
20-04-2016, 08:38 AM
62,000 at Rochdale

Vince Hilaire's Afro
20-04-2016, 08:42 AM
St John's ambulance brigade, sounds like a good name for a horse.

How about -
'Brighton fans always spell St John Ambulance wrong'
or
'Incredibly hypocritical at all times, including the partial payment of creditors'

chrisophiex
09-05-2016, 06:57 PM
FFS Murray !

Supa Pard
09-05-2016, 07:11 PM
Chokers choice.

justjuice
09-05-2016, 07:33 PM
Along the Watchtower

http://www.eventsatbhafc.co.uk/whats-on/Jehovah-witness-convention.php

old git
09-05-2016, 07:36 PM
Along the Watchtower

http://www.eventsatbhafc.co.uk/whats-on/Jehovah-witness-convention.php

10k??????I bet they only used to get a few hundred at the withdean.:D

justjuice
09-05-2016, 07:42 PM
10k??????I bet they only used to get a few hundred at the withdean.:D

Returning witnesses.

old git
09-05-2016, 07:43 PM
Returning witnesses.

Good point.:D

Big Gav
09-05-2016, 07:45 PM
Premier league ready.
Then watch it fall at the last fence

Supa Pard
09-05-2016, 07:58 PM
Along the Watchtower

http://www.eventsatbhafc.co.uk/whats-on/Jehovah-witness-convention.php

A stadium full of JDubyas.
No need for St Johns Ambulance that night then!

LONDONMAN
09-05-2016, 08:09 PM
Mullery's Muppets

Smith Must Score

ChalisSaysTakeItAgain

firstgame63cpfc
09-05-2016, 08:51 PM
Tell them you bought 10 horses and when they say you only have Five,
you can say you count like they count their attendences.

Fatboy
10-05-2016, 09:35 PM
Half and half

Selhurst Celtic
10-05-2016, 09:40 PM
Do it for Dale.

thereichstuff
10-05-2016, 09:45 PM
Do it for Dale.

He's a non starter .

Selhurst Celtic
10-05-2016, 10:42 PM
So too is 'Ramirez is glue'.

CPFC Since 68
12-05-2016, 10:46 PM
Travel Aversion

KYLIE MINEAGLE
12-05-2016, 11:14 PM
Successful Songs.

KYLIE MINEAGLE
12-05-2016, 11:14 PM
There is a horse that runs in the Queensland races that's called Zahas Ace.

The Addonians
13-05-2016, 08:41 AM
I'd have to have,

FFS Murray
Murray on a free
1/2 and 1/2 united
Kazisgonnagetya.....lmao
Premierreadyexceptonthepitch