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FourtyTwo
26-04-2016, 05:45 AM
Someone mentioned this on the Cup Final Tickets thread, and I thought it might work as a standalone thread.

What weird ways would you allocate the tickets that gave preference to you?

Mine - 5 tickets to anyone who threw their season ticket at Smith's last match in charge, and have it make it actually onto the pitch.

ForzaPalace
26-04-2016, 08:28 AM
Phase 2 - Anyone that booed Shefki Kuqi off the pitch

Scrumpy
26-04-2016, 08:36 AM
Anyone that went to the 2-2 draw away to Crewe in October 2005 - 6 tickets

Phil's Barber
26-04-2016, 08:39 AM
Anyone who bought an old main stand seat - 1.33 tickets per seat purchased.

Yoda
26-04-2016, 08:41 AM
One ticket for every Palace gnome you have.

ellioteagle1
26-04-2016, 08:46 AM
Anyone who went to Everton away this season on the Monday

Palace_Akie
26-04-2016, 09:07 AM
Anyone who owned a Palace shirt with Stern John on the back.

Ash
26-04-2016, 09:08 AM
This one is easy. Just send them all tickets for the Stoke game instead.

Shipsisourking
26-04-2016, 09:20 AM
Anyone who remembers Lee Sinnott and his great crossing skills, gets a free ticket and a crystal of their choice to present it on a fluffy cushion.

FourtyTwo
26-04-2016, 09:30 AM
I will see your Lee Sinnott and raise you a Paul Mortimer.

At least Sinnott wasn't meant to be a good crosser - Mortimer was the replacement for the injured Salako IIRC.

HOVE EAGLE
26-04-2016, 09:35 AM
Priority ticket to the bloke who fell asleep and was filmed on sky at the 5-0 Wigan game

Ash
26-04-2016, 09:47 AM
Anyone who had season tickets under Peter Taylor is fully deserving.

CrawleyEagle
26-04-2016, 09:54 AM
Anyone who saw us lose at home to Scunthorpe 4-0 should be given a free ticket.

old git
26-04-2016, 09:57 AM
Carlisle home and away in the mid. 80's. Allocation one block and I choose who stands there.

Payney
26-04-2016, 09:59 AM
Anyone who saw us lose at home to Scunthorpe 4-0 should be given a free ticket.

I left at half time, Does that count :D

FourtyTwo
26-04-2016, 10:03 AM
I left at half time, Does that count :D

Two tickets, but only for the first half!

greybot
26-04-2016, 10:04 AM
All season ticket holders that didn't bother to turn up for our fa cup home game against stoke for the pricely sum of 15 can be dumped into phase 2 :moo:

Swanny32
26-04-2016, 10:09 AM
Anyone who travelled to Plymouth away under Taylor, on a Tuesday night to watch us lose 1-0. Royal Box seats available to you next to Prince William.

#BestAwayTripEver #CoughingDogSizedDeer

Nelson Muntz
26-04-2016, 10:15 AM
3x tickets if you've had your photo taken with Yohan Cabaye
(That's me out, I didn't want to outhandsome him)

laboxers
26-04-2016, 10:29 AM
I will see your Lee Sinnott and raise you a Paul Mortimer.

At least Sinnott wasn't meant to be a good crosser - Mortimer was the replacement for the injured Salako IIRC.

Paul lived in the road next to me, and his daughter was in my year at primary school. 11 tickets for me!:lux:

ForzaPalace
26-04-2016, 10:30 AM
Anyone who had season tickets under Peter Taylor is fully deserving.

I don't think we'll ever be fully compensated for that

RCUK
26-04-2016, 11:51 AM
Anyone in the AW who manages to leave at the half time whistle, get served and get back to their seat before kick off.

Sorry... re read. You said Fantasy, not totally impossible scenarios that even a dream team combo of Bear Grylls and McGyver could do.

pauldrulez
26-04-2016, 12:08 PM
Anyone who was in London or at Selhurst attempting to save the club.

Anyone who went to The Den when Palace fan Puncheon scored a hat trick and celebrated like he'd won the World Cup.

Jim's Cannon
26-04-2016, 12:10 PM
Phase 74 - Whoever it is in Block 4 of the Whitehorse who keeps letting off those row-clearing guffs.

adrenalin john
26-04-2016, 12:15 PM
Anyone who can run faster than James Scowcroft





(42,179 to automatically qualify)

Chillo
26-04-2016, 12:15 PM
Anyone who owned a Palace shirt with Patrick Bamford on the back.

EFA

Or anyone who was on the way to the weekday Rotherham away match, circa 2008, when the match was called off :grrr: I was in Lincolnshire :veryangry

mrs eagle
26-04-2016, 12:15 PM
Anyone who has had more selfies with AJ than a stalker :love:

Mat ov CPFC
26-04-2016, 12:16 PM
Me missing the point. Completely. :)

Catford Eagle
26-04-2016, 12:40 PM
Nice ticket pitch Matov ;)

For what it's worth, I agree.

Mat ov CPFC
26-04-2016, 12:56 PM
Nice ticket pitch Matov ;)

For what it's worth, I agree.

:)

Actually going to delete the post. Realised that this thread is very much a tounge in cheek one and yes, it does come across as a ticket pitch which it was not meant to be.

Although I was at both Selhurst and Lloyds :)

orp pisshead1
26-04-2016, 01:40 PM
Someone mentioned this on the Cup Final Tickets thread, and I thought it might work as a standalone thread.

What weird ways would you allocate the tickets that gave preference to you?

Mine - 5 tickets to anyone who threw their season ticket at Smith's last match in charge, and have it make it actually onto the pitch.

Carlisle at home 10 tickets :lux:

CarlosTheFinger
26-04-2016, 01:57 PM
Anyone that went to the 2-2 draw away to Crewe in October 2005 - 6 tickets

Favourite moment of that game was when one of our number came back from the burger van to his seated mate with two polystyrene tray mountains of chips, beans and cheese. Him and his mate, giddy at the prospect of such fine dining, broke into a gentle version of Bez-style dancing. Next thing you know, both trays had fallen to the floor. Almost as quickly as their smiles.

crenoleagle
26-04-2016, 02:07 PM
Anyone that went to the FA cup match away at Derby in 2012 when Dougie played a 2nd team because of the League Cup semifinal on the Tuesday.

Looking at the match report it turns out we've already had the pleasure of seeing the only match John Egan played for us while on loan from Sunderland. If I'm honest I can't remember him making much impact as I just had to google who he was.

PeterH
26-04-2016, 02:10 PM
6 tickets to anyone who asked Nigel Martyn to autograph a porno back in the day.

CarlosTheFinger
26-04-2016, 02:21 PM
3 tickets for anyone who saw Wayne Andrews pick up the ball vs Coventry and said: "I fancy him to put this in the top corner".

smileysmith
26-04-2016, 02:28 PM
50 tickets for those of us who remember the away day with the chant ...

"I've never seen a pikie with a phone".

RCUK
26-04-2016, 02:35 PM
50 tickets for those of us who remember the away day with the chant ...

"I've never seen a pikie with a phone".

Any trip to Upton Park would qualify for that surely?

pauldrulez
26-04-2016, 02:36 PM
Anyone that went to the FA cup match away at Derby in 2012 when Dougie played a 2nd team because of the League Cup semifinal on the Tuesday.

Looking at the match report it turns out we've already had the pleasure of seeing the only match John Egan played for us while on loan from Sunderland. If I'm honest I can't remember him making much impact as I just had to google who he was.


Blackpool, January 2012 wasn't it?

Ticket revoked! ;)

pauldrulez
26-04-2016, 02:38 PM
Anyone who witnessed the original "Girlfriend from Matalan" that led to a Birmingham female being ejected!

racehorse-80s
26-04-2016, 02:41 PM
Ticket stubb holders for the Palace v Walton and Hersham first round proper FA cup tie in 1976 should get first shout for 4 tickets each .

smileysmith
26-04-2016, 02:42 PM
Any trip to Upton Park would qualify for that surely?

Hardly. Lots of them have phones.

Anyway, this was back when not many had mobile phones and we didn't go anywhere as glamorous as Upton Park.

crenoleagle
26-04-2016, 02:49 PM
Blackpool, January 2012 wasn't it?

Ticket revoked! ;)

Definitely Derby in the cup! http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/fa_cup/16372038.stm

Blackpool was before the 2nd leg of the semi :p

Boyandy
26-04-2016, 02:50 PM
If you've still got the yellow and black bumblebee shirt, it still fits AND the red Virgin logo hasn't fallen off in the wash = you can sit in the Royal Box and Mark Bright will give you a piggyback to your seat

crenoleagle
26-04-2016, 02:50 PM
Anyone who witnessed the original "Girlfriend from Matalan" that led to a Birmingham female being ejected!

Can we get her a ticket to the final just so we can do it all over again?

Super Mabbutt
26-04-2016, 02:52 PM
Anyone who saw Trevor Aylott, Tommy Langley AND Andy McCulloch score for Palace (not in the same game obviously).

jaspercpfc
26-04-2016, 02:54 PM
If you've still got the yellow and black bumblebee shirt, it still fits AND the red Virgin logo hasn't fallen off in the wash = you can sit in the Royal Box and Mark Bright will give you a piggyback to your seat

I've qualified for that then :p

jazman
26-04-2016, 03:00 PM
Free ticket to those that camped out in Sainsburys car park overnight queuing for tickets for the 1990 cup final and going straight back again after the game to do the very same for the replay! :D

FourtyTwo
26-04-2016, 03:05 PM
Anyone who saw Trevor Aylott, Tommy Langley AND Andy McCulloch score for Palace (not in the same game obviously).

I saw one of only two goals Aaron Wilbraham scored for Palace, in one of only 4 games we have played against Wigan. Does that get anything?

Thefunkymonk
26-04-2016, 05:37 PM
Someone mentioned this on the Cup Final Tickets thread, and I thought it might work as a standalone thread.

What weird ways would you allocate the tickets that gave preference to you?

Mine - 5 tickets to anyone who threw their season ticket at Smith's last match in charge, and have it make it actually onto the pitch.

Haha! Remember that.. Actually only threw the grey holder.. Some reason kept the ticket stubs.. Have no clue why.

Thefunkymonk
26-04-2016, 05:38 PM
Anyone who saw Trevor Benjamin and Greg berhalter score at Bradford in the freezing cold in the snow. Coldest I have ever been at a game

Jono14
26-04-2016, 05:44 PM
Anyone who went to Bristol City away in the promotion year, and both the Barnsley and Doncaster home games in Dougies mid table season.

Palace Bear
26-04-2016, 05:56 PM
Anyone that didn't boo Ben Watson taking a penalty in front of the Holmesdale.

EddieEdwards
26-04-2016, 06:16 PM
Ticket stubb holders for the Palace v Walton and Hersham first round proper FA cup tie in 1976 should get first shout for 4 tickets each .Your stub must be a forgery as that match was in November 1975. :)

old git
26-04-2016, 06:34 PM
Anyone in the north bank Highbury 1979-80 season.One ticket.
The number claiming to have been there should clean out our allocation.:D

FourtyTwo
26-04-2016, 06:57 PM
Like the number of people in the Blind Beggar "that night"?

chrisophiex
26-04-2016, 07:33 PM
Free ticket for those that drove to Selhurst from Plymouth, queued for 5 hrs in the car park for a play off final ticket against Leicester, and then drove all the way back to Plymouth.

pauldrulez
26-04-2016, 07:40 PM
2 tickets for anyone that witnessed Kasey Keller lobbing an overhead kick into his own net to give Palace a 4-1 lead at the New Den.

chrisophiex
26-04-2016, 07:47 PM
Free ticket for those attending the Liverpool 9-0 thrashing....and had to endure it all standing in the Kop.

N
26-04-2016, 07:50 PM
Bodmin and Truro away days. Phase 1 Tavistock away phase 2. Am interesed in how many Man Utd fans got a recent membership and bought a ticket for Watford and did go,or unable to sell.��

jaspercpfc
26-04-2016, 07:52 PM
2 free tickets for those that went to Bradford away in October 98' - only for the match to be abandoned at half time.

DerekJeffries75
26-04-2016, 08:11 PM
Free ticket to those who went to Barnsley away game on a cold mid-week night in December 2011 (think there were 300 there). 1 - 0 down after 7 seconds! Lost 2 - 1 - although we did see the rare sight of a Jermaine Easter goal.

It was the worst game I'd been to since Palace lost 4-1 at Carlisle (1984 I think) - didn't go again for 2 years after that game! Those were truly dark days ......

Thefunkymonk
26-04-2016, 08:12 PM
Swindon away when Dave Tuttle smashed a couple of seats to pieces during the warm up after bit of shooting practice.

7Ps
26-04-2016, 08:16 PM
Anyone who had a mate say to them after a 7-1 thrashing at Huddersfield: "Well, I thought the fifth one was offside..."

DerekJeffries75
26-04-2016, 08:18 PM
Free ticket for those attending the Liverpool 9-0 thrashing....and had to endure it all standing in the Kop.
...... although it made winning the FA Cup semi-final all the sweeter.

Simonro
26-04-2016, 08:42 PM
Anyone who supported Palace in the third division South [emoji16]

Am Phibian
26-04-2016, 09:42 PM
All those that were still in the ground when the Palace and Fulham teams were led back onto the pitch from the dressing rooms and after full-time to play out the seven extra minutes the ref originally forgot to add.

One ticket each.

orp pisshead1
27-04-2016, 03:49 AM
Anyone who saw Trevor Aylott, Tommy Langley AND Andy McCulloch score for Palace (not in the same game obviously).

Excellent i qualify for that one too :lux:.

orp pisshead1
27-04-2016, 03:50 AM
Anyone who always went in away end at the old Den :-)

BeaverWilly
27-04-2016, 04:18 AM
One ticket per client ref for anyone who can find Jimmy Kebe.

FourtyTwo
27-04-2016, 05:23 PM
One ticket per client ref for anyone who can find Jimmy Kebe.

Do you want any fans there?

DerekJeffries75
28-04-2016, 05:59 PM
Can we get her a ticket to the final just so we can do it all over again?
still makes me laugh now thinking back to that - certainly confirmed the stereotype.

andy_cpfc
28-04-2016, 06:21 PM
I'll put my sister in the priority ticket list.

First proper Palace game was Walsall away in Oct 2003, fresh off the back of a 5-0 loss at Wigan, we drew 0-0 in a terribly boring match where we were atrocious. Anyone who decides to love football and that Palace are their team after that shocker deserves priority for Wembley.

Selhurst Celtic
28-04-2016, 07:16 PM
1 ticket for every arrest at the football.

7Ps
28-04-2016, 07:18 PM
And one for the bloke given a warning for singing in Reading...

Santos-er
28-04-2016, 07:31 PM
1 ticket for every arrest at the football.

You can't have the entire allocation. Sorry :D

the drexciyan
28-04-2016, 07:52 PM
Phase 1:
Anyone who was told to 'get off the ******* pitch' by Ian Wright when we scored our third v Blackburn in 1989 AND went to that Carlisle game.

Phase 2:
Everybody else

the drexciyan
28-04-2016, 07:54 PM
1 ticket for every arrest at the football.

Do ejections count too?

What about the kids though? think of the little ones, they're the future.

the drexciyan
28-04-2016, 07:57 PM
Parish points to be amended to add one extra point for every shout of 'SIDEBURNS!' inside Selhurst Park, backdated to 1979.