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EagleEater
21-11-2016, 12:19 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38040858

Top 20th spenders in the world and can't even get above 0.71 points per game! Worst team in the whole football leauge! What an embarrassment to football you jokers are! :p :jerkit:

elgrande
21-11-2016, 01:51 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38040858

Top 20th spenders in the world and can't even get above 0.71 points per game! Worst team in the whole football leauge! What an embarrassment to football you jokers are! :p :jerkit:

But we are where you can only dream of being.....you dozy lot of tossers said ...how many years ago 5,6 that now we have the tampax watch us rise above you,erm still waiting,bit like kaz gonna get us...lol scum know your place.....beneath us just like always.

Hedgehog
21-11-2016, 01:58 AM
Yeah but it's our shit... none of your ******* business!

Far East Eagle
21-11-2016, 02:08 AM
Where eagles dare, seagulls dream. You will never be in the prem #rekt

Vince Hilaire's Afro
21-11-2016, 02:33 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38040858

Top 20th spenders in the world and can't even get above 0.71 points per game! Worst team in the whole football leauge! What an embarrassment to football you jokers are! :p :jerkit:

It's been a while since our last top flight victory, but let's face it, it's not like it's been over thirty years or something

eagles #1
21-11-2016, 12:37 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38040858

Top 20th spenders in the world and can't even get above 0.71 points per game! Worst team in the whole football leauge! What an embarrassment to football you jokers are! :p :jerkit:

And we're still a league above you. :supergrin:

DeanGoodsnake
21-11-2016, 12:46 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38040858

Top 20th spenders in the world and can't even get above 0.71 points per game! Worst team in the whole football leauge! What an embarrassment to football you jokers are! :p :jerkit:

4 grounds :D one sport centre a ground share with the pikeys a ground you lost without a fight a wonky warehouse funded by a bad penguin impersonator and you call us an embarrassment ..
Weirdo football club!!:jerkit:

ebyeeckeagle
21-11-2016, 12:58 PM
Each and every one of these threads and posts form posters surprisingly quiet over the last few years) are a joy. Yet nothing compared to that frisson of pleasure we will all get in May, as we re-read them with a large chuckle after another collapse. Can't wait.

Arron
21-11-2016, 01:02 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38040858

Top 20th spenders in the world and can't even get above 0.71 points per game! Worst team in the whole football leauge! What an embarrassment to football you jokers are! :p :jerkit:

I'm surprised you've taken time out from noncing kids to post this drivel.

SJ'sLoveMonkey
21-11-2016, 01:05 PM
Hold tight when did this prick discover his minerals again? Spineless twat

Payney
21-11-2016, 01:19 PM
It's been a while since our last top flight victory, but let's face it, it's not like it's been over thirty years or something

http://arebrightoninthepr.wixsite.com/brighton

33 YEARS 332 DAYS Vincent.

foresthillbilly
21-11-2016, 01:32 PM
it's not even Christmas and the seaweed are baiting. Let's wait and see where we are come April/May, coz it's not like chucking shlt at your rivals has ever blown up in your faeces. Like booking your coaches to Wemberlee, and then making those awkward calls to cancel all of them.
Eagle Eater, you're very premature. Has your boyfriend ever complained of such an issue ?

Maiden Eagle
21-11-2016, 02:12 PM
What an embarrassment to football you jokers are! :p :jerkit:

You're the embarrassment, pal - 2012/13 Palace Relegation Thread - You may try to forget it, but don't worry, I'll remind you of it, EVERY time you post.

Have a nice day, you thick, troll wanker !!:p:jerkit:

Battle EAGLE
22-11-2016, 01:14 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38040858

Top 20th spenders in the world and can't even get above 0.71 points per game! Worst team in the whole football leauge! What an embarrassment to football you jokers are! :p :jerkit:

The thing is, there are over thirty clubs that would love to be in our position, apart from the delusional pillow biters from the south coast, who still believe that they are better team than us. I thank the lord for them cause they are the club that just keeps on giving. :jerkit:

eaglejez
22-11-2016, 01:36 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38040858

Top 20th spenders in the world and can't even get above 0.71 points per game! Worst team in the whole football leauge! What an embarrassment to football you jokers are! :p :jerkit:

cheating scum

Eagleinsussex
22-11-2016, 04:37 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38040858

Top 20th spenders in the world and can't even get above 0.71 points per game! Worst team in the whole football leauge! What an embarrassment to football you jokers are! :p :jerkit:

This from a Weed, Lol.... tell me how many years has your sh1tty little club spent in the top division in its entire history ?

GrayP41ace
22-11-2016, 05:14 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38040858

Top 20th spenders in the world and can't even get above 0.71 points per game! Worst team in the whole football leauge! What an embarrassment to football you jokers are! :p :jerkit:

Worse team in the whole football league........yet you're still looking up at us :lux::D

Penstone Eagle
22-11-2016, 05:16 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38040858

Top 20th spenders in the world and can't even get above 0.71 points per game! Worst team in the whole football leauge! What an embarrassment to football you jokers are! :p :jerkit:

PREMIER LEAGUE you tit

You are in the league below, and have cheated to stay there, need to cheat even more to reach our level.

thereichstuff
22-11-2016, 06:20 PM
Coming from a club benefitting from a quarter of a billion cash injection ! And rising !

SpikeyMatt
22-11-2016, 06:39 PM
I'll just leave this here.

a3qIrq02SP0

Joe85
22-11-2016, 06:42 PM
I don't know about the rest of you, but i rather enjoy peons like Eagle Eater taking swipes at us from below.

Vindicates the feeling that our club is massive compared to theirs.

Small fish feeding off scraps. A joy to behold.

Eagleinsussex
22-11-2016, 07:36 PM
I'll just leave this here.

a3qIrq02SP0

Well and truly Zaha'd what a wonderful night that was, in their own backyard, it doesn't get better than that :lux:

old git
22-11-2016, 07:42 PM
Well and truly Zaha'd what a wonderful night that was, in their own backyard, it doesn't get better than that :lux:

The night the Tarquins won Concourse of the year must run it close.

Joe85
22-11-2016, 07:59 PM
http://worldsoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wilfried-zaha-first-goal.gif

http://worldsoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ian-holloway-celebration.gif

https://media.tenor.co/images/f6001fcc986cf5c5a490a06aa2710729/raw

http://worldsoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wilfried-zaha-second-goal.gif

Cheers, wanker.

elgin eagle
23-11-2016, 01:16 AM
http://arebrightoninthepr.wixsite.com/brighton

33 YEARS 332 DAYS Vincent.

Now THAT'S shit :D

EagleEater
23-11-2016, 01:55 AM
it's not even Christmas and the seaweed are baiting. Let's wait and see where we are come April/May, coz it's not like chucking shlt at your rivals has ever blown up in your faeces. Like booking your coaches to Wemberlee, and then making those awkward calls to cancel all of them.
Eagle Eater, you're very premature. Has your boyfriend ever complained of such an issue ?

What am I being premature about exactly? I am merely stating the facts! The here and now... Right this very second Crystal Palace are OFFICIALY the WORST team in the ENGLISH LEAGUE! 55 mil spunked up the wall, going in reverse, taking out more mortgages whilst bleeding the yanks dry! As for your ground, well (cough)... In my opinion it's an accident waiting to happen! Let's face it... The whole place should have been condemned, torn down and given back to Sainsburys years ago for everybody's sake!

I hope this clears up any confusion and enjoy the rest of the season, pal! :p


http://www.northstandchat.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=79598&d=1479679190


http://media.riffsy.com/images/a2e21bca44282aaea4fbad52d89fe1c1/raw

Vince Hilaire's Afro
23-11-2016, 05:38 AM
I still don't understand why mentally challenged people keep calling us 'officially the worst team in the football league'.

Aren't we the 16th best as it stands, above Brighton (as usual)?

old git
23-11-2016, 05:59 AM
What is this shit about mortgages?We are making a profit.As for money spent our net spend is amongst the lowest you silly boy.

Joe85
23-11-2016, 06:53 AM
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/holloway-dance-GIF.gif

stumpy feelers
23-11-2016, 08:03 AM
You can post as many pictures as you can wankstain. Start as many trolling posts as you want, the facts are you are a premier league virgin, you'll implode again as normal this year, we'll be fine and you and your bumder boyfriend Spencer will vanish into thin air as normal like every year....:jerkit:

Phil's Barber
23-11-2016, 09:53 AM
I still don't understand why mentally challenged people keep calling us 'officially the worst team in the football league'.

Aren't we the 16th best as it stands, above Brighton (as usual)?


Indeed. They also dont seem to understand that a football season runs August to May rather than January to December. As someone else mentioned, they are not football people and Brighton is not a football town.

I am sure EagleEater has a better knowledge of Rugby and Polo than I do to be fair.

The Addonians
23-11-2016, 01:32 PM
Well and truly Zaha'd what a wonderful night that was, in their own backyard, it doesn't get better than that :lux:

Whenever I watch that it always makes me smile, partly because we destroyed the weed in their own backyard, partly because it was one of our homegrown players that did it but also because Wilf almost never scores headers lol. What muppet gave him (virtually) a free header in the box :supergrin:

Pidster
23-11-2016, 01:53 PM
Whenever I watch that it always makes me smile, partly because we destroyed the weed in their own backyard, partly because it was one of our homegrown players that did it but also because Wilf almost never scores headers lol. What muppet gave him (virtually) a free header in the box :supergrin:

"I'm playing for a shit team, get me out of here".

Selhurst Celtic
23-11-2016, 02:50 PM
Indeed. They also dont seem to understand that a football season runs August to May rather than January to December.

Plus, on occasions for ourselves, 2 play off semi final matches & then a big day out for promotion to the top flight.

The latter is something that hasn't concerned the Tarquins as yet.

old git
23-11-2016, 03:15 PM
Let's not be too hard on the Tarquins.It must be heart breaking to see your rivals promoted at Wembley and even worse if they beat you at home in the previous match and dug the knife in by singing Wembley songs.
Humiliating and something they will never live down.

Maiden Eagle
23-11-2016, 04:54 PM
Have you noticed the **** who started this thread (The same **** who started the famous Palace relegation 12/13 thread) posts in the early hours of the morning.

Why ?? Pissed maybe ?? Kicked out of bed by his boyfriend ??

More likely so he that posts without getting any immediate response and
then thinks he has won, because it is obvious that this troll, loser couldn't debate / argue
his way out of a paper bag.

I await your reply, sad troll (which will probably be posted 3AM on 24/11)

Maiden Eagle
23-11-2016, 04:58 PM
Also, I love the way, this Clown slags off our ground, which has 3 quite big stations close by.

Whereas the Amex has Falmer station !!! Good train journey home on Friday, was it (??), or like many of the 'Capacity crowd' (cough, cough) did you watch the game on Sky !!

Santos-er
23-11-2016, 04:59 PM
Doesn't matter how shit we are, you'll always be a Brighton ****.

So you lose whatever :hi:

Joe85
23-11-2016, 05:01 PM
Also, I love the way, this Clown slags off our ground, which has 3 quite big stations close by.

Whereas the Amex has Falmer station !!! Good train journey home on Friday, was it (??), or like many of the 'Capacity crowd' (cough, cough) did you watch the game on Sky !!



Get real, the closest this mug got to the Amex was when he sucked off a ticket tout in attempt to watch his beloved "2nd Team" Arsenal in the FA Cup.

And that was after the tout had told him they were all gone.

Eagleinsussex
23-11-2016, 05:21 PM
What am I being premature about exactly? I am merely stating the facts! The here and now... Right this very second Crystal Palace are OFFICIALY the WORST team in the ENGLISH LEAGUE! 55 mil spunked up the wall, going in reverse, taking out more mortgages whilst bleeding the yanks dry! As for your ground, well (cough)... In my opinion it's an accident waiting to happen! Let's face it... The whole place should have been condemned, torn down and given back to Sainsburys years ago for everybody's sake!

I hope this clears up any confusion and enjoy the rest of the season, pal! :p


http://www.northstandchat.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=79598&d=1479679190


http://media.riffsy.com/images/a2e21bca44282aaea4fbad52d89fe1c1/raw

You really are not the full packet are you....lol

Crofty
23-11-2016, 09:17 PM
Let's not be too hard on the Tarquins.It must be heart breaking to see your rivals promoted at Wembley and even worse if they beat you at home in the previous match and dug the knife in by singing Wembley songs.
Humiliating and something they will never live down.

Were songs successfully sung?:eek:

foresthillbilly
24-11-2016, 10:58 AM
I recall Danny (Landlord) at the Whitehorse managing to secure a coach for Wemberlee 2013 at the last minute.
The owner of the coach company (based in Sussex) forewarned Danny that the coach would come decorated in Brighton colours , but they would do their best to remove as much as possible, and please not to mutilate any Brighton stuff that they couldn't remove. Danny got a great deal too !

That's what happens when you gloat prematurely

anti-addick
24-11-2016, 03:46 PM
Nice post of a gif of Alan dancing after us scoring in the FA Cup final at the new Wembley. Somewhere else they've never been.

Penstone Eagle
24-11-2016, 04:34 PM
Nice post of a gif of Alan dancing after us scoring in the FA Cup final at the new Wembley. Somewhere else they've never been.

Well your wrong, I distinctly remember that hotels rooms were booked nearby by the Bloom army.

Vince Hilaire's Afro
24-11-2016, 04:58 PM
Nice post of a gif of Alan dancing after us scoring in the FA Cup final at the new Wembley. Somewhere else they've never been.

To their credit, they did actually play in an FA Cup final against Manchester United, albeit 'over thirty years ago' (TM BHAFC, last time they did anything above lower division crumb grabbing).

If more people were able to remember that far back, and/or cared enough, they'd probably be pointing out what a shitastrophe that was for the Seagulls.

As it stands, as always, Brighton have the last laugh by poking fun at our FA Cup Final and PL missteps against the world's biggest clubs.

For shame at our narrow 1-2 defeat against Man City, for shame. Oh to be scrabbling around for a point at home to tin pot, Championship Villa

thereichstuff
24-11-2016, 05:32 PM
Well your wrong, I distinctly remember that hotels rooms were booked nearby by the Bloom army.

Rooms were unsuccessfully booked , UNSUCCESSFULLY BOOKED!

Vince Hilaire's Afro
24-11-2016, 05:43 PM
Rooms were unsuccessfully booked , UNSUCCESSFULLY BOOKED!

I think the rooms were booked successfully, but playoff matches weren't won, PLAYOFF MATCHES WEREN'T SUCCESSFULLY WON

sherrifbart
24-11-2016, 06:30 PM
I well remember their big day at Wembley,particularly that "SMITH MUST SCORE"moment,but he didnt.Missed an absolute sitter, he choked .A typical Brighton thing to do.Might find it on You Tube,very funny.

Vince Hilaire's Afro
24-11-2016, 07:00 PM
I well remember their big day at Wembley,particularly that "SMITH MUST SCORE"moment,but he didnt.Missed an absolute sitter, he choked .A typical Brighton thing to do.Might find it on You Tube,very funny.

That was just the first game, I believe there was a replay

Eagleinsussex
24-11-2016, 07:03 PM
I well remember their big day at Wembley,particularly that "SMITH MUST SCORE"moment,but he didnt.Missed an absolute sitter, he choked .A typical Brighton thing to do.Might find it on You Tube,very funny.

That was a beautiful moment LMFAO :lux:

old git
24-11-2016, 07:15 PM
I well remember their big day at Wembley,particularly that "SMITH MUST SCORE"moment,but he didnt.Missed an absolute sitter, he choked .A typical Brighton thing to do.Might find it on You Tube,very funny.

Should be moved to the Brighton lol thread:p

Vince Hilaire's Afro
24-11-2016, 07:35 PM
I well remember their big day at Wembley,particularly that "SMITH MUST SCORE"moment,but he didnt.Missed an absolute sitter, he choked .A typical Brighton thing to do.Might find it on You Tube,very funny.

To his credit, he did score at least once to great effect

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9083550._Smith_must_score_____pop_success__Daughte r_of_Albion_legend_pursues_music_career/?ref=arc

Phil's Barber
24-11-2016, 08:02 PM
the Bloom army.

:D

https://posters.store.bbc.com/images/c1602399-f9ce-4b34-9d5d-3f522016308a.jpg?w=693&format=jpg

Crofty
25-11-2016, 04:28 PM
:D

https://posters.store.bbc.com/images/c1602399-f9ce-4b34-9d5d-3f522016308a.jpg?w=693&format=jpg

They don't like it up 'em!…….er…is that right?

Selhurst Celtic
25-11-2016, 05:01 PM
Well your wrong, I distinctly remember that hotels rooms were booked nearby by the Bloom army.

https://thegoldstonewrap.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/90minuteslive5.jpg

Phil's Barber
25-11-2016, 10:10 PM
the Bloom army.

http://jobinspirations.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/643b29b0-a498-11e3-8a4b-a166622ed6a1_jsp-eton.jpg

jj62255
26-11-2016, 12:39 AM
Oh you Brighton lot... :D

Is this the yearly build up to your inevitable failure come May? :rolleyes:

sydney eagle
26-11-2016, 07:14 AM
Brighton have brought out a special 16/17 playoff jersey early. It could be used for the previous 5 years as well

http://a63.tinypic.com/16c7x2u.jpg

SJ'sLoveMonkey
26-11-2016, 09:04 AM
Brighton have brought out a special 16/17 playoff jersey early. It could be used for the previous 5 years as well

http://a63.tinypic.com/16c7x2u.jpg


:lux::lux:

Worksop Palace
26-11-2016, 09:33 AM
https://thegoldstonewrap.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/90minuteslive5.jpg

What a set of mongs

danpalace07
26-11-2016, 12:57 PM
have you ever seen Brighton in the Prem?

have you ****!

old git
26-11-2016, 05:20 PM
Yes we are.

dannyb1
26-11-2016, 05:27 PM
Yes we are.

Exactly mate, come brightonians do your worst........

old git
26-11-2016, 05:37 PM
There is even a Watford fan on here.

Hitler
26-11-2016, 05:40 PM
3-4 and you ballsed it up (your mum)
Love that result, and seeing Zaaahahaha (Man reject!) looking so happy scoring the first of 9.
So funny!

old git
26-11-2016, 05:41 PM
In case anyone has forgotten this is the dirty tramp who tries to take the piss.Apoarently he lives in Sweden and has blonde girls on tap.

danpalace07
26-11-2016, 05:43 PM
3-4 and you ballsed it up (your mum)
Love that result, and seeing Zaaahahaha (Man reject!) looking so happy scoring the first of 9.
So funny!

you touch kids

Joe85
26-11-2016, 05:44 PM
In case anyone has forgotten this is the dirty tramp who tries to take the piss.Apoarently he lives in Sweden and has blonde girls on tap.



Looks like a sex offender.

****.

Hitler
26-11-2016, 05:47 PM
In case anyone has forgotten this is the dirty tramp who tries to take the piss.Apoarently he lives in Sweden and has blonde girls on tap.

TRY to take the piss?
Hard not to, ya smelly unwashed old twat
Bwaaahahaha

old git
26-11-2016, 05:54 PM
TRY to take the piss?
Hard not to, ya smelly unwashed old twat
Bwaaahahaha
Hurry up your harem is waiting.:lux:

dannyb1
26-11-2016, 05:54 PM
TRY to take the piss?
Hard not to, ya smelly unwashed old twat
Bwaaahahaha

But you look the kind the old bill would want to have a word with. :jerkit:

Hitler
26-11-2016, 05:59 PM
Hurry up your harem is waiting.:lux:

They know I am worth waiting for.
Chelsea Tottenham first, then a good seeing to.

Big Gav
26-11-2016, 05:59 PM
TRY to take the piss?
Hard not to, ya smelly unwashed old twat
Bwaaahahaha

Thats exactly what you look like in your picture nonce.
Can't you afford to even nip down to ASDA or Primark and smarten yourself up?

dannyb1
26-11-2016, 06:00 PM
They know I am worth waiting for.
Chelsea Tottenham first, then a good seeing to.

Your right hand must be dreading tonight. :jerkit:

old git
26-11-2016, 06:01 PM
Thats exactly what you look like in your picture nonce.
Can't you afford to even nip down to ASDA or Primark and smarten yourself up?

No need as the birds are all over him anyway.The swedes must like piss stained trousers on a man.

DeanGoodsnake
26-11-2016, 06:27 PM
TRY to take the piss?
Hard not to, ya smelly unwashed old twat
Bwaaahahaha

**** off back to the championship you ****

EagleEater
27-11-2016, 12:36 AM
Makes for shocking reading



Sako - large spells where he's been unfit. Accusations of not trying in games (eg. Villa away last season) and personal issues with his weight - MISS

Mutch - signed when unfit and has never fitted in. Wants a move - MISS

Lee - publicly fell out with Pardew. Said he wanted a move in the summer. Victim of public shaming by Pardew last week. - MISS

McCarthy - brought in to be the new No.1. Didn't end too well & no longer at the club - MISS

Townsend - brought in to play on left despite preferring the right. Doesn't fit in the team. MISS

Flamini - has played 8 mins. Clearly not rated - MISS

Remy - signed when injured. Never featured & costing ££££ every week - MISS

Mandanda - still alot to prove but he does have Woodman coaching him - JUDGE STILL OUT

Tomkins - still alot to prove. At fault for 2 goals today. Looks far off being a long-term replacement to Delaney - JUDGE STILL OUT

Benteke - still alot to prove - JUDGE STILL OUT

Cabaye - been a massive disappointment on the wages we are paying - JUDGE STILL OUT

Souare - only signing that could be called a success

Loans:
Bamford - the less said the better - MISS

Sanogo - the less said the better - MISS

Ameobi - had a good attitude but was past this level - MISS

Adebayor - glimpses of quality but lacked goals - MISS




WHAT A MESS!!!

Bubble Wrap
29-11-2016, 11:18 AM
Reports that Brighton have been trying to sign Barry Bennell as a coach after their youth team requested his services.

eagles #1
29-11-2016, 12:27 PM
Makes for shocking reading





WHAT A MESS!!!

Such a mess.

Yet we're still above Brighton :S::S::S:

old git
29-11-2016, 03:29 PM
Makes for shocking reading





WHAT A MESS!!!

Quite agree.

Kingstoneagle
29-11-2016, 07:57 PM
What a shit thread all round......

EagleEater
14-12-2016, 01:50 AM
So do you think Fat Sam will be at the game later against United?

EagleEater
15-12-2016, 09:56 PM
6 wins in 41 games!!! Jesus wept!

I honestly, hand on heart, didn't realise you were that bad! Good luck for the rest of the season!

thereichstuff
15-12-2016, 10:04 PM
6 wins in 41 games!!! Jesus wept!

I honestly, hand on heart, didn't realise you were that bad! Good luck for the rest of the season!

And good luck to you , you won't **** it up again not this time .

EagleEater
15-12-2016, 10:05 PM
And good luck to you , you won't **** it up again not this time .

Thanks! I'm not as confident, but certainly a lot more confident than previous seasons. Lets hope we don't swap divisions. That would be a shame.

thereichstuff
15-12-2016, 10:07 PM
Thanks! I'm not as confident, but certainly a lot more confident than previous seasons. Lets hope we don't swap divisions. That would be a shame.

We won't .

EagleEater
15-12-2016, 10:10 PM
We won't .

k