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EagleEater
27-11-2016, 12:55 AM
When you are begging big fat Sam to be your next manager! :lux:

Big Gav
27-11-2016, 01:42 AM
When you get to the premier league at the expense of your rivals :lux:

EagleEater
27-11-2016, 01:54 AM
Ahh! It's slim and not so big these days Gavin! How's your day been, pal?

grand aigle
27-11-2016, 04:00 AM
Ahh! It's slim and not so big these days Gavin! How's your day been, pal?

**** off you moronic shit!

smileysmith
27-11-2016, 08:14 AM
Can't be arsed to keep re-typing it ...

:)

They don't seem to understand that even if we got relegated and they got promoted this season (cough, choke in the play offs in reality) we'd still be laughing. We destroyed them. We were the first team to beat them at their new thing they call a stadium. We also ruined them for seasons in the play offs. There is no coming back from it. We'll be and are laughing at them forever.

thereichstuff
27-11-2016, 08:59 AM
You know things are dire when you spineless ***** turn up and start giving it again :jerkit:

dannyb1
27-11-2016, 09:09 AM
You know things are dire when........You book hotels for visits to Wembley prematurely.

Selhurst Celtic
27-11-2016, 09:38 AM
You know things are dire when your rivals beat you in a play off semi & sing Wembley songs in your face as you stream out of the ground early, knowing that bragging rights forever have been achieved.

old git
27-11-2016, 09:53 AM
You know things are dire when your rivals beat you in a play off semi & sing Wembley songs in your face as you stream out of the ground early, knowing that bragging rights forever have been achieved.

It would be hard to live with the shame.

EagleEater
28-11-2016, 07:53 PM
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/803290396704980992

The gift that just keep on giving!

old git
28-11-2016, 08:08 PM
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/803290396704980992

The gift that just keep on giving!

Tarquins 1/2 to go up .Palace1/7 to stay up.
You will never live down the humiliation suffered in May 2013.
Never.:jerkit:

Londoner
29-11-2016, 04:25 PM
6-9 months out for Wickham. Really pleased with that

thereichstuff
29-11-2016, 04:28 PM
6-9 months out for Wickham. Really pleased with that

Scrapping the barrel now :jerkit:

Londoner
29-11-2016, 04:31 PM
Scrapping the barrel now :jerkit:

Were you expecting me to send him flowers then ? :D

Selhurst Celtic
29-11-2016, 04:36 PM
Scrapping the barrel now :jerkit:

He acted the digit on the tram derailment thread on NSC, so he's now irrelevant. I liked some of his posts and his expert trolling before. Now Spencer is nothing.

Londoner
29-11-2016, 04:43 PM
He acted the digit on the tram derailment thread on NSC, so he's now irrelevant. I liked some of his posts and his expert trolling before. Now Spencer is nothing.

Don't lie

back your claim up

Big Gav
29-11-2016, 04:47 PM
6-9 months out for Wickham. Really pleased with that

Sad no life wanker. Spencer :D

elgrande
29-11-2016, 04:51 PM
6-9 months out for Wickham. Really pleased with that

You are complete ******* wanker if and when we ever play you bunch of chokers again,I am gonna make it my aim to find you,and wring your ******* neck.

Londoner
29-11-2016, 04:54 PM
You are complete ******* wanker if and when we ever play you bunch of chokers again,I am gonna make it my aim to find you,and wring your ******* neck.

Hahaha.

You absolute gimp. Go away

thereichstuff
29-11-2016, 04:55 PM
Spencer :D

Londoner
29-11-2016, 04:55 PM
Sad no life wanker. Spencer :D

Come on Gav we could have a beer in the Snooty Fox one day.

You know me. I tell it how it is. No need to bullshit like that cock Celtic.

Londoner
29-11-2016, 04:56 PM
Spencer :D

Calmed down now have we? You big soppy tart :D

Big Gav
29-11-2016, 04:56 PM
Spencer :supergrin:

thereichstuff
29-11-2016, 04:57 PM
Calmed down now have we? You big soopy tart :D

Spencer, the Crawley wannabee :supergrin:

Londoner
29-11-2016, 04:58 PM
6-9 months :D

Heb 7:4
29-11-2016, 05:04 PM
Spencer :D

DeanGoodsnake
29-11-2016, 05:06 PM
6-9 months :D

Laughing at a serious knee injury to a pro footballer is pretty low is it not?
Then again you are used to being on your hands and knees a lot being one of the rent boys mob.
Are you still bumming off Glenn Murray now he's back at the mansex?
changed your tune really quick you lot since he put on his blue and white pyjamas again.
Thanks to that man we are PREMIER LEAGUE..:hi::hi::hi::hi::hi:

elgrande
29-11-2016, 05:09 PM
Hahaha.

You absolute gimp. Go away

Ha ha,

Londoner
29-11-2016, 05:17 PM
Laughing at a serious knee injury to a pro footballer is pretty low is it not?
Then again you are used to being on your hands and knees a lot being one of the rent boys mob.
Are you still bumming off Glenn Murray now he's back at the mansex?
changed your tune really quick you lot since he put on his blue and white pyjamas again.
Thanks to that man we are PREMIER LEAGUE..:hi::hi::hi::hi::hi:

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/800/cpsprodpb/D5D5/production/_92714745_wikcham_getty.jpghttps://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1380396733ra/765033.gif

old git
29-11-2016, 05:22 PM
Spencer :supergrin:

old git
29-11-2016, 05:25 PM
Laughing at a serious knee injury to a pro footballer is pretty low is it not?
Then again you are used to being on your hands and knees a lot being one of the rent boys mob.
Are you still bumming off Glenn Murray now he's back at the mansex?
changed your tune really quick you lot since he put on his blue and white pyjamas again.
Thanks to that man we are PREMIER LEAGUE..:hi::hi::hi::hi::hi:

Dont take him seriously.This is the bloke whose claim to fame is drinking in anerley when they played us.Nearer than Clapham junction I suppose.

Eagleinsussex
29-11-2016, 05:36 PM
6-9 months out for Wickham. Really pleased with that

Such a sad fvck Spencer

old git
29-11-2016, 05:42 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/24/10/26F1269100000578-2958860-image-a-4_1427192364345.jpg

thereichstuff
29-11-2016, 05:45 PM
Old spencer needs some attention the soppy prick :supergrin:

Ash
29-11-2016, 05:48 PM
Shame that you need to resort to these lows Spencer. On a site you find so boring and dull.

Do you think your lack of class is born from the frustration of having your football team constantly overshadowed by our football team for your entire lifetime?

A fair question, since we wouldn't know.

Londoner
29-11-2016, 06:07 PM
Shame that you need to resort to these lows Spencer. On a site you find so boring and dull.

Do you think your lack of class is born from the frustration of having your football team constantly overshadowed by our football team for your entire lifetime?

A fair question, since we wouldn't know.

You only overshadow us on league position

Everything else we are streets ahead .

old git
29-11-2016, 06:16 PM
You only overshadow us on league position

Everything else we are streets ahead .

:D

Nostrils
29-11-2016, 06:20 PM
Shame that you need to resort to these lows Spencer. On a site you find so boring and dull.

Do you think your lack of class is born from the frustration of having your football team constantly overshadowed by our football team for your entire lifetime?

A fair question, since we wouldn't know.

Just under two hours sat staring at the same thread...

Selhurst Celtic
29-11-2016, 06:23 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/24/10/26F1269100000578-2958860-image-a-4_1427192364345.jpg

:D

Selhurst Celtic
29-11-2016, 06:23 PM
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/media/images/78477000/jpg/_78477250_78477246.jpg

Nostrils
29-11-2016, 06:25 PM
And he's gone. Absolute ****.

thereichstuff
29-11-2016, 06:39 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/24/10/26F1269100000578-2958860-image-a-4_1427192364345.jpg

They even choked when this battle was on , gave up without a fight .

old git
29-11-2016, 06:55 PM
They even choked when this battle was on , gave up without a fight .

I did hear of a strongly worded letter being sent to the council.

Battle EAGLE
29-11-2016, 07:10 PM
Anerley mmmm, I know one of the lot that went to Anerley that night, think I'll have a word, surely even that little firm would hate having a paedo nonce amongst em. Bout sums spence up though, going to the Palace infested area Anerly NOT, but not brave enough to go a few miles further to where the main Palace would be drinking.

wigman
29-11-2016, 07:26 PM
Dont take him seriously.This is the bloke whose claim to fame is drinking in anerley when they played us.Nearer than Clapham junction I suppose.

Last time up there we all drank at the Prince George.
Only a short stroll from your so called ground.:p

old git
29-11-2016, 07:29 PM
Last time up there we all drank at the Prince George
Only a short stroll from your so called ground.:p

Oh the designated away fans pub.:p

SJ'sLoveMonkey
29-11-2016, 07:29 PM
Last time up there we all drank at the Prince George.
Only a short stroll from your so called ground.:p

Were you with the Bollox Crew or the Police Box Mob??

Scary stuff

old git
29-11-2016, 07:31 PM
Last time up there we all drank at the Prince George.
Only a short stroll from your so called ground.:p

We drank in your town centre ,not the wetherspoons ,and then kemp town :supergrin:
Play off match Lewes as your ground is in the middle of nowhere.

thereichstuff
29-11-2016, 07:34 PM
Were you with the Bollox Crew or the Police Box Mob??

Scary stuff

Tbf most of them spout bollox so it's quite apt :p

RUSSELL
29-11-2016, 07:38 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/24/10/26F1269100000578-2958860-image-a-4_1427192364345.jpg

An improvement!

wigman
29-11-2016, 07:40 PM
Oh the designated away fans pub.:p

Tried the Wetherspoons in George Street in Croydon but refused entry.
We got into another nearby pub and had already ordered my drink until the OB closed it.
Frogmarched to the Prince George via every other side street.

old git
29-11-2016, 07:43 PM
Tried the Wetherspoons in George Street in Croydon but refused entry.
We got into another nearby pub and had already ordered my drink until the OB closed it.
Frogmarched to the Prince George via every other side strret.

Don't walk around in big mobs and you don't hpget marched around.Have faith in your own ability.:love:
We even drank at Gatwick at eight for the midday match.

A Wooden Fish On Wheels
29-11-2016, 10:15 PM
He's right about Allardyce though :D

Phil's Barber
29-11-2016, 11:16 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/24/10/26F1269100000578-2958860-image-a-4_1427192364345.jpg

I've got a feeling you'll draw a blank look from Londoner on this one.

He'll have no idea.

eagles #1
29-11-2016, 11:41 PM
Hahaha.

You absolute gimp. Go away

In all seriousness, there is a big queue of people who would like to cave your head in for some of the comments you've made.

So if we ever do meet again. Message us please.

Seriously.

Londoner
30-11-2016, 01:26 AM
In all seriousness, there is a big queue of people who would like to cave your head in for some of the comments you've made.

So if we ever do meet again. Message us please.

Seriously.

Internet threat from a Nigel. :lux:

Vince Hilaire's Afro
30-11-2016, 01:34 AM
Tried the Wetherspoons in George Street in Croydon but refused entry.
We got into another nearby pub and had already ordered my drink until the OB closed it.
Frogmarched to the Prince George via every other side street.

To be fair, since your last visit, Babycham and Bacardi Breezers are more widely available in the Thornton Heath area these days

Big Gav
30-11-2016, 02:12 AM
Ginger Beers surely

thereichstuff
30-11-2016, 06:57 AM
Bwrighton hard men , Sheridan , spencer , Simeon :D no wonder the florist got done in Thornton hi st :D

PIE "N" MASH
30-11-2016, 07:31 AM
Tried the Wetherspoons in George Street in Croydon but refused entry.
We got into another nearby pub and had already ordered my drink until the OB closed it.
Frogmarched to the Prince George via every other side street.

Sounds more like some sort of Pride march,were there glow sticks:shy:

Eagleinsussex
30-11-2016, 10:59 AM
Bwrighton hard men , Sheridan , spencer , Simeon :D no wonder the florist got done in Thornton hi st :D

:lux:

The Parish Wig
30-11-2016, 11:56 AM
Bwrighton hard men , Sheridan , spencer , Simeon :D no wonder the florist got done in Thornton hi st :D

I thought girls like you Dougie would like a hard man?

eagle mart
30-11-2016, 12:02 PM
6-9 months :D

38? really? Ha ha.

To troll persistently as you do and to the level you do, and get-off on the attention like you obviously do....just highlights the existence you have.

You might catch a net full of young 'uns. But the rest of us just laugh.

You cant wait to log back on and check the responses.

SJ'sLoveMonkey
30-11-2016, 12:16 PM
I thought girls like you Dougie would like a hard man?

Oh here he is, now the weeds are winning he's a Brighton fan again :supergrin:

Soppy prick

Selhurst Celtic
30-11-2016, 12:57 PM
Bwrighton hard men , Sheridan , spencer , Simeon :D no wonder the florist got done in Thornton hi st :D

https://67.media.tumblr.com/0d2e9d8aaecbe42158095540ca4a6603/tumblr_nro0wepDDQ1sn30dso1_500.gif

relegatedeagle
30-11-2016, 01:10 PM
https://67.media.tumblr.com/0d2e9d8aaecbe42158095540ca4a6603/tumblr_nro0wepDDQ1sn30dso1_500.gif

Has that guy just been told all the Palace fans were expecting a Champions League spot next season?

grand aigle
30-11-2016, 01:16 PM
Has that guy just been told all the Palace fans were expecting a Champions League spot next season?

Except we weren't! He'd actually been told that the Tarquin s were getting promoted this year after their many failures! Choke choke choke!

thereichstuff
30-11-2016, 02:51 PM
I thought girls like you Dougie would like a hard man?

Spanish flair :D

Lambeth Palace
30-11-2016, 04:28 PM
Wow, busy on here again some of these posters vanished a long time ago...

http://wsimain.wallstreetinsani.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/David-Stern-Choking-On-Water-Is-The-Best-GIF-Youll-See-All-Day.gif

old git
30-11-2016, 07:25 PM
Were you with the Bollox Crew or the Police Box Mob??

Scary stuff

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BryYczORZ40

Joe85
30-11-2016, 07:29 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BryYczORZ40



I see they are making it perfectly clear that they like to convene in Mens Public toilets...


Is George Michael the top boy? Must be an advert for new members.

old git
30-11-2016, 07:34 PM
I see they are making it perfectly clear that they like to convene in Mens Public toilets...


Is George Michael the top boy? Must be an advert for new members.

Millwall treatment,Chelsea headhunters,West Ham ICF, Birmingham Zulu army and the Brighton bollox crew.World famous firms.

Joe85
30-11-2016, 07:37 PM
Millwall treatment,Chelsea headhunters,West Ham ICF, Birmingham Zulu army and the Brighton bollox crew.World famous firms.



Pwopa nawtie

Selhurst Celtic
30-11-2016, 07:43 PM
SONGS SUCCESSFULLY BEING SUNG (played on a repeat as it doesn't last long).

That is all very embarrassing. The 'titles' at the end, filming in the toilets, polo shirts with the 'bollox crew' on them? How Tarquin.

Ash
30-11-2016, 07:46 PM
That is just weird. Brighton LOL!

old git
30-11-2016, 07:54 PM
That is just weird. Brighton LOL!

Silly **** firing inflammable liquid at the shirt.Shame it never exploded.
I can imagine saying to my wife* "I am just going in the garden to burn a football shirt." She would think I had finally gone completely.

*doubtful that moron is married I know.

Vince Hilaire's Afro
30-11-2016, 08:13 PM
Has that guy just been told all the Palace fans were expecting a Champions League spot next season?

**** knows how much worse his reaction would be if he found out that a few years back the fans of a club that hasn't even been in the top flight for over thirty years were expecting the same

Eagleinsussex
30-11-2016, 08:17 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BryYczORZ40

The weeds do like being in toilets don't they, Lol. And the fat c vnt with the lighter, oh my days, she looks like a right to55er, proper 'hard' burning a shirt in her back garden where no one can see her.

Joe85
30-11-2016, 08:32 PM
All a bit bunny boilerish if you ask me.

Mind you, we did give a right good ******* before leaving them behind.

Phil's Barber
30-11-2016, 08:37 PM
Those Tarquins are BRUTAL!

fioreuk
30-11-2016, 09:04 PM
Wow, busy on here again some of these posters vanished a long time ago...

It's turned a bit cold for cottaging so they've got to keep themselves occupied some other way. They'll be back on their knees soon.

CPFC Since 68
30-11-2016, 09:38 PM
Took some bottle that, walking into a corner of your garden and videoing the burning of an opposition shirt. Wonder when we played em last did his train sail past Selhurst for the annual tear up in Clapham . Sums them up really, sad *****.

eagle mart
01-12-2016, 10:20 AM
I'm so offended by that burning shirt. Cuts right to the bone, etc.

The Addonians
01-12-2016, 10:48 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BryYczORZ40

3 things about that video;

1) The nonce in the toilets p***ing on the Palace shirt had a c**k so small that even when the camera was pointed straight down you couldn't see it :clown:
2) The idiot burning the shirt looked well in his 50s, FFS grow up you twat. :jerkit:
3) Even with lighter fluid he struggled to start a fire, the same way the weed struggle to get a song going at home without song sheets. :S:

CharlieCPFC
01-12-2016, 09:31 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BryYczORZ40

That is one of the most cringiest things I have ever seen, ****sake!

HurstpierPalace
01-12-2016, 09:52 PM
The bollox crew :D:D:D

grand aigle
02-12-2016, 08:48 AM
3 things about that video;

1) The nonce in the toilets p***ing on the Palace shirt had a c**k so small that even when the camera was pointed straight down you couldn't see it :clown:
2) The idiot burning the shirt looked well in his 50s, FFS grow up you twat. :jerkit:
3) Even with lighter fluid he struggled to start a fire, the same way the weed struggle to get a song going at home without song sheets. :S:

When will they ever learn, the more they try and get one over us, the worse they become....I mean ffs " the bollox crew" are they all 12 years old?? The most ridiculous name for a bunch of pre pubescent idiot " football" fans ( customers) ever! The most dangerous thing they ever did was to smash some innocent people's wing mirrors at Selhurst...wow!!

Vince Hilaire's Afro
02-12-2016, 10:21 AM
When will they ever learn, the more they try and get one over us, the worse they become....I mean ffs " the bollox crew" are they all 12 years old?? The most ridiculous name for a bunch of present pubescent idiot " football" fans ( customers) ever! The most dangerous thing they ever did was to smash some innocent people's wing mirrors at Selhurst...wow!!

"Right! we're a 'crew' so we'll definitely call ourselves 'crew'. We just need another word to go before crew, something we all like, that describes us to a tee, and will let people know what we're all about...."

Phil's Barber
02-12-2016, 10:33 AM
The no bollocks crew would be more accurate.

Ash
02-12-2016, 12:09 PM
The bollocks crew, brighton. Famous only for some internet clip of a fat old tosser burning a palace shirt in the safety of his own back garden.

Eagleinsussex
02-12-2016, 01:20 PM
The bollocks crew, brighton. Famous only for some internet clip of a fat old tosser burning a palace shirt in the safety of his own back garden.

Proper nawty those weeds...

ebyeeckeagle
02-12-2016, 02:27 PM
Watersports from Brighton fans. Who knew?

thereichstuff
02-12-2016, 04:45 PM
:D what goes on in the heads of these weeds I just don't know .

Crofty
03-12-2016, 01:35 PM
Pwoppa nawty…I'm scared!

Eagleinsussex
03-12-2016, 05:11 PM
When you are begging big fat Sam to be your next manager! :lux:

When you just need to beat a team that haven't kept a clean sheet in 18 matches to go top and......choke, choke, choke

And another player sent off, dirty fvckers them weeds

dannyb1
03-12-2016, 05:26 PM
When you just need to beat a team that haven't kept a clean sheet in 18 matches to go top and......choke, choke, choke

And another player sent off, dirty fvckers them weeds

It is that time of year again :D

grand aigle
03-12-2016, 05:45 PM
When you just need to beat a team that haven't kept a clean sheet in 18 matches to go top and......choke, choke, choke

And another player sent off, dirty fvckers them weeds

And they had a perfectly good Murray goal disallowed.....does it get much better?

FORZA SELHURST
03-12-2016, 06:52 PM
http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/funny-evil-mad-sheep-laughing-ba-ha-pics.jpg

Eagleinsussex
03-12-2016, 07:06 PM
And they had a perfectly good Murray goal disallowed.....does it get much better?

:lux:

The weeds are surprisingly quiet on here tonight.....Lol

SJ'sLoveMonkey
03-12-2016, 07:09 PM
You can't help bad luck

Maiden Eagle
04-12-2016, 12:54 PM
6-9 months out for Wickham. Really pleased with that

I've kept away from looking at the away end recently because I knew you would be posting your usual shite but you have surpassed yourself now in idiot trolling:clown::clown:

Laughing at a player who has picked up a serious injury and this from someone, who was no doubt cheering when Murray (who of course, you now love) was injured for Palace playing against your lot in the play offs. What a massive hyprocrite!!:embarass::wallbash::jerkit:

If a Palace fan did that on North Korea Chat, That Bozza bloke would have the police knocking on their door.

And if you do live in the Horley / Crawley area, all I can say is that you lower the tone of the area. What a piece of work you clearly are.

Selhurst Celtic
04-12-2016, 12:59 PM
The ugly div copper would be pissing her knickers too.

Vince Hilaire's Afro
04-12-2016, 01:56 PM
Watersports from Brighton fans. Who knew?

Luckily for us, the camera didn't pan out to reveal the circle of masturbators watching events unfold

EagleEater
14-12-2016, 01:49 AM
Luckily for us, the camera didn't pan out to reveal the circle of masturbators watching events unfold

You would have loved that Vince! I think you are a closet myself.

Vince Hilaire's Afro
14-12-2016, 02:09 AM
You would have loved that Vince! I think you are a closet myself.

I guess you will have to speculate in your own fantasies, as unlike Lewis Dunk and half the Brighton team, I've not had to admit in court that I was engaging in such activities.

Brighton. Classy club, 'doing it the right way'