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EagleEater
26-12-2016, 06:41 PM
You just couldn't make this shit up!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4066712/Watford-mascot-Harry-Hornet-order-making-fun-Wilfried-Zaha-says-Sam-Alladryce.html

"Zaha had to be restrained after watching Harry the Hornet dive near him and was shepherded down the tunnel by Palace staff"

Literally got tears in my eyes laughing so much! :D You really are the club that just keeps on giving and giving! Long may it continue! :p

As for Cabaye... Keeping it classy I see!

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DeanGoodsnake
26-12-2016, 06:45 PM
**** off you Seaweed nonce

Dodds
26-12-2016, 06:52 PM
Reading are gonna catch you you *****ng pr*ck! :D

Phil's Barber
26-12-2016, 06:58 PM
It's funny when the jealous minnows come on here and start giving it the biggun.

Jim Cannon
26-12-2016, 07:08 PM
You really are the club that just keeps on giving and giving! Long may it continue! :p


You lot give us so much entertainment and still think you have the upper hand. 89 points and you ****ed it up

Eagleinsussex
26-12-2016, 07:09 PM
You just couldn't make this shit up!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4066712/Watford-mascot-Harry-Hornet-order-making-fun-Wilfried-Zaha-says-Sam-Alladryce.html

"Zaha had to be restrained after watching Harry the Hornet dive near him and was shepherded down the tunnel by Palace staff"

Literally got tears in my eyes laughing so much! :D You really are the club that just keeps on giving and giving! Long may it continue! :p

As for Cabaye... Keeping it classy I see!

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Lol, you know deep down in your heart of hearts the Weeds are the gift that keeps on giving, you've provided us with so many laughs over the years, the 5-0 the 1-3 at the Tampex being the first team to beat you at your new sterile ground, the play off semi final which you will never get over, and all those other semi final play off matches where your shower of a team choked and it's no surprise when your pathetic support fails to provide any sort of atmosphere. The truth will hurt I know, but there's no getting away from it, you girls will always be a embarrassment to the footballing world, as fans of many other teams that you refer to as tinpot will testify to.

old git
26-12-2016, 07:12 PM
Lol, you know deep down in your heart of hearts the Weeds are the gift that keeps on giving, you've provided us with so many laughs over the years, the 5-0 the 1-3 at the Tampex being the first team to beat you at your new sterile ground, the play off semi final which you will never get over, and all those other semi final play off matches where your shower of a team choked and it's no surprise when your pathetic support fails to provide any sort of atmosphere. The truth will hurt I know, but there's no getting away from it, you girls will always be a embarrassment to the footballing world, as fans of many other teams that you refer to as tinpot will testify to.

Not forgetting losing their ground to a toys r us without a fight.

thereichstuff
26-12-2016, 07:13 PM
You lot give us so much entertainment and still think you have the upper hand. 89 points and you ****ed it up

Exactly this . There's plenty more twists and turns to go and the weed can only **** it up again .Its Now or never for them and for all their bravado they know this as well :p

CPFC85
26-12-2016, 08:10 PM
You just couldn't make this shit up!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4066712/Watford-mascot-Harry-Hornet-order-making-fun-Wilfried-Zaha-says-Sam-Alladryce.html

"Zaha had to be restrained after watching Harry the Hornet dive near him and was shepherded down the tunnel by Palace staff"

Literally got tears in my eyes laughing so much! :D You really are the club that just keeps on giving and giving! Long may it continue! :p

As for Cabaye... Keeping it classy I see!

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Did you cry? :lux::lux::lux:

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Eagleinsussex
26-12-2016, 08:13 PM
Not forgetting losing their ground to a toys r us without a fight.

Of course, how could I have forgotten that !

fioreuk
26-12-2016, 10:15 PM
You just couldn't make this shit up!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4066712/Watford-mascot-Harry-Hornet-order-making-fun-Wilfried-Zaha-says-Sam-Alladryce.html

"Zaha had to be restrained after watching Harry the Hornet dive near him and was shepherded down the tunnel by Palace staff"

Literally got tears in my eyes laughing so much! :D You really are the club that just keeps on giving and giving! Long may it continue! :p

As for Cabaye... Keeping it classy I see!

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Your rent boy must be quiet of a Boxing Day unsurprisingly you're on here.

Never mind, am sure richer pickings on NYE and you'll earn a few quid...if you didn't give it away for free so often.

EagleEater
26-12-2016, 11:12 PM
Your rent boy must be quiet of a Boxing Day unsurprisingly you're on here.

Never mind, am sure richer pickings on NYE and you'll earn a few quid...if you didn't give it away for free so often.

Your statement contradicts itself... Am I the renter or the rent boy? I think you should lay off the dodgy sites, it's warping your already fragile little mind!

So yeah, about Zaha having to be restrained from physically assaulting a fluffy, human, bumble bee... He's a diving, cheating git and everyone knows it! The truth hurts! :p

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/12/26/17/3BA71DF600000578-4066712-image-a-87_1482773746395.jpg

Joe85
27-12-2016, 12:05 AM
Did you cry? :lux::lux::lux:



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Of course he did. Only for 2 days, though.

Once Chelsea won the Europa League all was forgotten.

Joe85
27-12-2016, 12:10 AM
Am I the renter or the rent boy?


What happened here then? Did you accidentally wander into Hitlers patch on the seafront or something?

Vince Hilaire's Afro
27-12-2016, 12:14 AM
Literally got tears in my eyes laughing so much!

Literally eh? Pleased for you.

elgrande
27-12-2016, 12:14 AM
Your statement contradicts itself... Am I the renter or the rent boy? I think you should lay off the dodgy sites, it's warping your already fragile little mind!

So yeah, about Zaha having to be restrained from physically assaulting a fluffy, human, bumble bee... He's a diving, cheating git and everyone knows it! The truth hurts! :p

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/12/26/17/3BA71DF600000578-4066712-image-a-87_1482773746395.jpg

You really are a sad little ****,he wasn't restrained unlike you and all the other half and half customers down there I go to away games.....was it Brian clough said " people got to Brighton for a lot of things football isn't one of them".

Wolfnipplechips
27-12-2016, 12:24 AM
It must be exciting to watch the big clubs play on the TV on Boxing Day.

Hope you enjoyed it.

EagleEater
27-12-2016, 12:34 AM
You really are a sad little ****,he wasn't restrained unlike you and all the other half and half customers down there I go to away games.

https://i.imgur.com/XvrngeG.jpg

Of course not :p

dim
27-12-2016, 12:37 AM
Tears in your eyes watching Zaha? Come on admit it, your name is Wayne Bridge isn't it....

EagleEater
27-12-2016, 12:42 AM
Tears in your eyes watching Zaha? Come on admit it, your name is Wayne Bridge isn't it....

Has anyone ever told you your username suits you perfectly?

Hitler
27-12-2016, 12:42 AM
https://i.imgur.com/XvrngeG.jpg

Of course not :p

Aaaand EagleEater smashes down the palace poofters' back doors for the win!

Humiliation hurting the holes from hilaire-ious Harry the Hornet.
Zaaaahahahaaaa!

Vince Hilaire's Afro
27-12-2016, 12:47 AM
Even after inventing his own language, Shitler is as unfunny and shit-thick as ever

fioreuk
27-12-2016, 12:53 AM
Your statement contradicts itself... Am I the renter or the rent boy? I think you should lay off the dodgy sites, it's warping your already fragile little mind!

So yeah, about Zaha having to be restrained from physically assaulting a fluffy, human, bumble bee... He's a diving, cheating git and everyone knows it! The truth hurts! :p

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/12/26/17/3BA71DF600000578-4066712-image-a-87_1482773746395.jpg

Probably started as a renter but realised your desire to please was uncontrollable so decided to make your hobby pay. Either way you know what you are.

Thefunkymonk
27-12-2016, 11:47 PM
Why does anyone reply to/bite at the weed fans on here?

They are an irrelevant team who are doing well in the championship.. last bit is key there..

We beat them in their shiny new stadium, which they the can't seem to fill as much anymore (attendances are important to them) in the biggest game they wil ever play.. end of. They can bang on about some ****tard dressed as a hornet trying to get some airtime and muzza scoring goals for them again (just like he did for us when we actually got promoted after signing him for zilch) but we pissed on their parade and are currently in our 4th season in the premier league having made vast profits the last 3 years and been invested in by multi billionaires whom make uncle Tony look like a peasant.. in fact I'm surprised he isn't with the losses he has to make up..

Anyway nighty night

LONDONMAN
28-12-2016, 02:00 AM
You just couldn't make this shit up!


http://l.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/l5O_0mXcwZeYu2tueJgZcg--/YXBwaWQ9eWlzZWFyY2g7Zmk9Zml0O2dlPTAwNjYwMDtncz0wME EzMDA7aD0xMjU7dz0xNjc-/http://wampit.co.uk/listingimages/thumbs/10937136.jpg.cf.jpg


Literally got tears in my eyes laughing so much! :D You really are the club that just keeps on giving and giving! Long may it continue! :p



So true seaweed, so true.

EagleEater
01-01-2017, 09:23 PM
Just wondering if Palace had made any more progress in the enquiry? I know it was reported to the FA by Palace fans and staff, so if not I would expect you hear something back soon. :clown:

Malarkey
18-03-2017, 05:09 PM
Haha. Shit mascot.

Wilf destroyed them today.

Maiden Eagle
18-03-2017, 07:37 PM
Haha. Shit mascot.


But still not as much a knob as Eagle Eater!!:clown:

SJ'sLoveMonkey
18-03-2017, 07:40 PM
But still not as much a knob as Eagle Eater!!:clown:

Has he not posted yet? I'm in shock

old git
18-03-2017, 07:41 PM
Has he not posted yet? I'm in shock

He's probably got something buzzing in his hand.

palace4me
14-09-2018, 02:23 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45518803

He has quit.

Purepalace
14-09-2018, 02:27 PM
Good riddance to the paedo bee.

Olympian2
14-09-2018, 04:01 PM
Good riddance to the paedo bee.

This.

nicknackpalace
14-09-2018, 06:47 PM
https://footy-fanatics.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/HH.jpg

matbha
14-09-2018, 07:58 PM
Poor old Harry he got it right though

grand aigle
14-09-2018, 08:13 PM
Poor old Harry he got it right though

you have proof, of course???

Langers
14-09-2018, 08:25 PM
Sacked and rightly so - no place for that in football

Spindle
14-09-2018, 08:32 PM
Brighton have mascots in the crowd

https://i.imgur.com/in53w1E.jpg

Doing it right :jerkit:

Bipe
14-09-2018, 08:33 PM
Poor old Harry he got it right though


Try not to be a ****.

matbha
14-09-2018, 08:39 PM
Try not to be a ****.

Lol he dives so do some of our players but wilf is very good at it he is the best :supergrin:

matbha
14-09-2018, 08:40 PM
Brighton have mascots in the crowd

https://i.imgur.com/in53w1E.jpg

Doing it right :jerkit:

Mr angry strikes again

grand aigle
14-09-2018, 08:59 PM
Lol he dives so do some of our players but wilf is very good at it he is the best :supergrin:

and youre very good at being a twat, not the best thats ee /cc12, but youre getting better.......ill just ask, I suppose you think Capoues pre meditated assault on Wilf was Ok because its only Zaha?? Lets just hope he does the same to the 'french messi' twat..just one of your 'divers'

grand aigle
14-09-2018, 09:01 PM
Mr angry strikes again

So you reckon its normal to go to football dressed as a thieving shit eating sea bird?? Probably is in Brighton!

matbha
14-09-2018, 09:41 PM
I think going to a football match wearing a dark hoodie banging a drum is better not that they bother anymore

eagle mart
14-09-2018, 09:43 PM
Good riddance to the paedo bee.

Irony being if they investigated his HD it'd probably lead back to EagleEaters

elgin eagle
15-09-2018, 04:46 AM
https://footy-fanatics.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/HH.jpg

:p

the drexciyan
15-09-2018, 08:43 AM
Good riddance to the paedo bee.

Exactly this

Spindle
15-09-2018, 12:27 PM
Lol he dives so do some of our players but wilf is very good at it he is the best :supergrin:


Coming from the side that has that little **** Knockheart

https://i.imgur.com/X8JpjUH.jpg

Listen to the "Cheat cheat cheat" in the background

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matbha
15-09-2018, 12:54 PM
Coming from the side that has that little **** Knockheart

https://i.imgur.com/X8JpjUH.jpg

Listen to the "Cheat cheat cheat" in the background

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Difference being I admit knocky dives ,but when it comes to zaha no no no

trufan
15-09-2018, 01:25 PM
Difference being I admit knocky dives ,but when it comes to zaha no no no

Well that makes it all right then. :confused:

grand aigle
15-09-2018, 02:02 PM
Difference being I admit knocky dives ,but when it comes to zaha no no no

Well lets all hope that 'knocky' gets the same treatment from Capoue that Wilf got, seeing as you reckon that was an ok attempt at a tackle because it was only Zaha....hope Capoue (or anyone else) puts your darling diver 'knocky' out for a month!!

PS When did you ever admit 'knocky ' dives...proof of your post???

asus
15-09-2018, 02:54 PM
:lux:https://footy-fanatics.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/HH.jpg

Eagleinsussex
15-09-2018, 04:42 PM
I think going to a football match wearing a dark hoodie banging a drum is better not that they bother anymore

As you don't actually go to matches you're not really in a place to comment are you dickhead

Maiden Eagle
15-09-2018, 05:34 PM
Difference being I admit knocky dives ,but when it comes to zaha no no no

Zaha is the most fouled player in the Prem. Even more so, than Hazard. But don't let the facts get in the way of a good story.

SJ'sLoveMonkey
15-09-2018, 05:38 PM
As you don't actually go to matches you're not really in a place to comment are you dickhead


He is a bit of a chief Old Mat

Spindle
15-09-2018, 07:01 PM
Difference being I admit knocky dives ,but when it comes to zaha no no no

Yet you still haven't found us footage. This is a famous player so there should be plenty, unlike Knockheart who isn't on you tube much.

Let us see these blatant dives which are not fouls.

Spindle
15-09-2018, 07:16 PM
Lots against though.....

The more you see it the more you think that Zaha may have been harshly treated
http://www.sportscons.com/clip/zaha-football-soccer-cheating-diving-leicester-city-west-ham/

He catches him, I think Watford have got a little bit fortunate there
https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/11341538/zaha-unfairly-booked-for-diving

https://twitter.com/btsportscore/status/987715255697489921?lang=en-gb


Oh, another one he didn't get
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bxsni

All dives though right? Div.

grand aigle
15-09-2018, 07:26 PM
Difference being I admit knocky dives ,but when it comes to zaha no no no

Come on matty boy, lets see your evidence of him diving...struggling to find any? Plenty of Palace asking you, but you just cant find any can you?? Maybe some random Saints player will dive on Monday and get the penalty that beats you..poetic justice maybe??

ColoColo12
15-09-2018, 07:36 PM
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Joe85
15-09-2018, 07:44 PM
https://s1.gifyu.com/images/400.gif https://s1.gifyu.com/images/400.gif https://s1.gifyu.com/images/400.gif https://s1.gifyu.com/images/400.gif



Clear push, agreed.

matbha
15-09-2018, 08:25 PM
Come on matty boy, lets see your evidence of him diving...struggling to find any? Plenty of Palace asking you, but you just cant find any can you?? Maybe some random Saints player will dive on Monday and get the penalty that beats you..poetic justice maybe??

Can't be bothered if I'm being honest

grand aigle
15-09-2018, 08:28 PM
Can't be bothered if I'm being honest

Thats matbha talk for 'I dont know how to', or ' I cant find any!'

NorthPalace23
15-09-2018, 08:52 PM
Will Watford now have a moose as their mascot?

Surely that would make sense as they have a moose as their emblem?

What an odd club. Supported by weirdo's.

Bipe
15-09-2018, 10:19 PM
I think we're being harsh on matbha.

Remember we've had the retrospective punishment in place for diving now for a couple of years. Since when Zaha has been caught out, er, 0 times for diving.

Let's hope the Weed get absolutely mullered on Monday night in front of the TV cameras.

Spindle
16-09-2018, 07:48 AM
https://s1.gifyu.com/images/400.gif https://s1.gifyu.com/images/400.gif https://s1.gifyu.com/images/400.gif https://s1.gifyu.com/images/400.gif

Hands raised is a foul. Always. But was this even given? No. There is it an example? No.

Coastal Palace
16-09-2018, 08:01 AM
Hands raised is a foul. Always. But was this even given? No. There is it an example? No.

I think I'm having a seizure watching that!

thereichstuff
16-09-2018, 08:03 AM
Can't be bothered if I'm being honest

:supergrin:

SJ'sLoveMonkey
16-09-2018, 08:25 AM
:supergrin:

In other words...

Eagleinsussex
16-09-2018, 08:45 AM
I think we're being harsh on matbha.

Remember we've had the retrospective punishment in place for diving now for a couple of years. Since when Zaha has been caught out, er, 0 times for diving.

Let's hope the Weed get absolutely mullered on Monday night in front of the TV cameras.

Funny how the Weeds conveniently forget the retrospective punishment, sort of blows their argument out of the water, but hey let's not let facts get in the way of their delusional thinking

Penstone Eagle
16-09-2018, 11:40 AM
Can't be bothered if I'm being honest

Lol

**** Off then

Selhurst Celtic
16-09-2018, 12:49 PM
I think going to a football match

Yeah, you can only use your imagination about actually attending a football match, can't you. Seeing as though you don't go.

old git
16-09-2018, 12:57 PM
Can't be bothered if I'm being honest

You just repeat what Jasper and co. write on NSC don't you ?

Wolfnipplechips
16-09-2018, 01:06 PM
Will Watford now have a moose as their mascot?

Surely that would make sense as they have a moose as their emblem?

What an odd club. Supported by weirdo's.

Clear conflict of interest.

She’s already CEO at West Ham.

matbha
16-09-2018, 01:11 PM
Yeah, you can only use your imagination about actually attending a football match, can't you. Seeing as though you don't go.

ive been going since I was 5 years old until the Amex years ,family responsibilities come first these days although I have been to the amex on a number of occasions :p

SJ'sLoveMonkey
16-09-2018, 01:15 PM
You just repeat what Jasper and co. write on NSC don't you ?


:D

Penstone Eagle
16-09-2018, 04:12 PM
ive been going since I was 5 years old until the Amex years ,family responsibilities come first these days although I have been to the amex on a number of occasions :p

Spanish theme night, camping on the pitch, fixture announcement breakfast?

Quite a treat.

PIE "N" MASH
16-09-2018, 04:35 PM
ive been going since I was 5 years old until the Amex years ,family responsibilities come first these days although I have been to the amex on a number of occasions :p

ooooooooo the drama:S::S:

old git
16-09-2018, 07:09 PM
ive been going since I was 5 years old until the Amex years ,family responsibilities come first these days although I have been to the amex on a number of occasions :p

"You want cheese with that" ?

Nth Kent Eagle
16-09-2018, 07:15 PM
They all say they've been going for years. What were the crowds at the Withdean?

grand aigle
16-09-2018, 07:21 PM
They all say they've been going for years. What were the crowds at the Withdean?

Full every week with a crowd of thousands outside trying to get in!! Plus a waiting list for season tickets!

old git
16-09-2018, 07:36 PM
Full every week with a crowd of thousands outside trying to get in!! Plus a waiting list for season tickets!

Ten minutes after kick off.
https://www.mediastorehouse.com/p/629/cricket-fans-10263254.jpg

art malice
16-09-2018, 09:25 PM
Ten minutes after kick off.
https://www.mediastorehouse.com/p/629/cricket-fans-10263254.jpg

Is that people leaving?

SJ'sLoveMonkey
17-09-2018, 05:49 AM
Some twat on another social media site said there was 30,000 on the Withdean mailing list when they played there. That's why they averaged about 5k if that when they were there! ****wits doesn't even come close

thereichstuff
17-09-2018, 05:57 AM
Some twat on another social media site said there was 30,000 on the Withdean mailing list when they played there. That's why they averaged about 5k if that when they were there! ****wits doesn't even come close

Did he have a silly name ?

grand aigle
17-09-2018, 06:03 AM
Did he have a silly name ?

Rupert??

SJ'sLoveMonkey
17-09-2018, 09:09 AM
Did he have a silly name ?

Do bears shit in the woods?

Nth Kent Eagle
17-09-2018, 09:27 AM
HMRC should investigate Brighton. Their stats say that there were only 5-8,000 at the Withdean but vast numbers of Brighton customers claim to have been there. The club must have been deliberately under counting admissions for years to avoid taxes. Also, how come they were allowed to have gates of tens of thousands at the Withdean when the official capacity was only 9,000 (which they claim not to have sold out most weeks)? Were Sussex Police involved in this under reporting? Did the fire brigade give permission for such vast crowds at the Withdean? Or in actual fact were the reported crowds at the Withdean correct and the vast numbers of Brighton fans claiming to be there every week not being 100% honest?

thereichstuff
17-09-2018, 12:12 PM
HMRC should investigate Brighton. Their stats say that there were only 5-8,000 at the Withdean but vast numbers of Brighton customers claim to have been there. The club must have been deliberately under counting admissions for years to avoid taxes. Also, how come they were allowed to have gates of tens of thousands at the Withdean when the official capacity was only 9,000 (which they claim not to have sold out most weeks)? Were Sussex Police involved in this under reporting? Did the fire brigade give permission for such vast crowds at the Withdean? Or in actual fact were the reported crowds at the Withdean correct and the vast numbers of Brighton fans claiming to be there every week not being 100% honest?

They didn't care enough to go .

Spindle
17-09-2018, 05:16 PM
They did though, or they thought they did retrospectively after the first £100m from Bloom, which is the same thing as being there.