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EagleEater
26-12-2016, 06:41 PM
You just couldn't make this shit up!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4066712/Watford-mascot-Harry-Hornet-order-making-fun-Wilfried-Zaha-says-Sam-Alladryce.html

"Zaha had to be restrained after watching Harry the Hornet dive near him and was shepherded down the tunnel by Palace staff"

Literally got tears in my eyes laughing so much! :D You really are the club that just keeps on giving and giving! Long may it continue! :p

As for Cabaye... Keeping it classy I see!

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DeanGoodsnake
26-12-2016, 06:45 PM
**** off you Seaweed nonce

Dodds
26-12-2016, 06:52 PM
Reading are gonna catch you you *****ng pr*ck! :D

Phil's Barber
26-12-2016, 06:58 PM
It's funny when the jealous minnows come on here and start giving it the biggun.

Jim Cannon
26-12-2016, 07:08 PM
You really are the club that just keeps on giving and giving! Long may it continue! :p


You lot give us so much entertainment and still think you have the upper hand. 89 points and you ****ed it up

Eagleinsussex
26-12-2016, 07:09 PM
You just couldn't make this shit up!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4066712/Watford-mascot-Harry-Hornet-order-making-fun-Wilfried-Zaha-says-Sam-Alladryce.html

"Zaha had to be restrained after watching Harry the Hornet dive near him and was shepherded down the tunnel by Palace staff"

Literally got tears in my eyes laughing so much! :D You really are the club that just keeps on giving and giving! Long may it continue! :p

As for Cabaye... Keeping it classy I see!

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Lol, you know deep down in your heart of hearts the Weeds are the gift that keeps on giving, you've provided us with so many laughs over the years, the 5-0 the 1-3 at the Tampex being the first team to beat you at your new sterile ground, the play off semi final which you will never get over, and all those other semi final play off matches where your shower of a team choked and it's no surprise when your pathetic support fails to provide any sort of atmosphere. The truth will hurt I know, but there's no getting away from it, you girls will always be a embarrassment to the footballing world, as fans of many other teams that you refer to as tinpot will testify to.

old git
26-12-2016, 07:12 PM
Lol, you know deep down in your heart of hearts the Weeds are the gift that keeps on giving, you've provided us with so many laughs over the years, the 5-0 the 1-3 at the Tampex being the first team to beat you at your new sterile ground, the play off semi final which you will never get over, and all those other semi final play off matches where your shower of a team choked and it's no surprise when your pathetic support fails to provide any sort of atmosphere. The truth will hurt I know, but there's no getting away from it, you girls will always be a embarrassment to the footballing world, as fans of many other teams that you refer to as tinpot will testify to.

Not forgetting losing their ground to a toys r us without a fight.

thereichstuff
26-12-2016, 07:13 PM
You lot give us so much entertainment and still think you have the upper hand. 89 points and you ****ed it up

Exactly this . There's plenty more twists and turns to go and the weed can only **** it up again .Its Now or never for them and for all their bravado they know this as well :p

CPFC85
26-12-2016, 08:10 PM
You just couldn't make this shit up!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4066712/Watford-mascot-Harry-Hornet-order-making-fun-Wilfried-Zaha-says-Sam-Alladryce.html

"Zaha had to be restrained after watching Harry the Hornet dive near him and was shepherded down the tunnel by Palace staff"

Literally got tears in my eyes laughing so much! :D You really are the club that just keeps on giving and giving! Long may it continue! :p

As for Cabaye... Keeping it classy I see!

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Did you cry? :lux::lux::lux:

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Eagleinsussex
26-12-2016, 08:13 PM
Not forgetting losing their ground to a toys r us without a fight.

Of course, how could I have forgotten that !

fioreuk
26-12-2016, 10:15 PM
You just couldn't make this shit up!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4066712/Watford-mascot-Harry-Hornet-order-making-fun-Wilfried-Zaha-says-Sam-Alladryce.html

"Zaha had to be restrained after watching Harry the Hornet dive near him and was shepherded down the tunnel by Palace staff"

Literally got tears in my eyes laughing so much! :D You really are the club that just keeps on giving and giving! Long may it continue! :p

As for Cabaye... Keeping it classy I see!

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Your rent boy must be quiet of a Boxing Day unsurprisingly you're on here.

Never mind, am sure richer pickings on NYE and you'll earn a few quid...if you didn't give it away for free so often.

EagleEater
26-12-2016, 11:12 PM
Your rent boy must be quiet of a Boxing Day unsurprisingly you're on here.

Never mind, am sure richer pickings on NYE and you'll earn a few quid...if you didn't give it away for free so often.

Your statement contradicts itself... Am I the renter or the rent boy? I think you should lay off the dodgy sites, it's warping your already fragile little mind!

So yeah, about Zaha having to be restrained from physically assaulting a fluffy, human, bumble bee... He's a diving, cheating git and everyone knows it! The truth hurts! :p

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/12/26/17/3BA71DF600000578-4066712-image-a-87_1482773746395.jpg

Joe85
27-12-2016, 12:05 AM
Did you cry? :lux::lux::lux:



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Of course he did. Only for 2 days, though.

Once Chelsea won the Europa League all was forgotten.

Joe85
27-12-2016, 12:10 AM
Am I the renter or the rent boy?


What happened here then? Did you accidentally wander into Hitlers patch on the seafront or something?

Vince Hilaire's Afro
27-12-2016, 12:14 AM
Literally got tears in my eyes laughing so much!

Literally eh? Pleased for you.

elgrande
27-12-2016, 12:14 AM
Your statement contradicts itself... Am I the renter or the rent boy? I think you should lay off the dodgy sites, it's warping your already fragile little mind!

So yeah, about Zaha having to be restrained from physically assaulting a fluffy, human, bumble bee... He's a diving, cheating git and everyone knows it! The truth hurts! :p

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/12/26/17/3BA71DF600000578-4066712-image-a-87_1482773746395.jpg

You really are a sad little ****,he wasn't restrained unlike you and all the other half and half customers down there I go to away games.....was it Brian clough said " people got to Brighton for a lot of things football isn't one of them".

Wolfnipplechips
27-12-2016, 12:24 AM
It must be exciting to watch the big clubs play on the TV on Boxing Day.

Hope you enjoyed it.

EagleEater
27-12-2016, 12:34 AM
You really are a sad little ****,he wasn't restrained unlike you and all the other half and half customers down there I go to away games.

https://i.imgur.com/XvrngeG.jpg

Of course not :p

dim
27-12-2016, 12:37 AM
Tears in your eyes watching Zaha? Come on admit it, your name is Wayne Bridge isn't it....

EagleEater
27-12-2016, 12:42 AM
Tears in your eyes watching Zaha? Come on admit it, your name is Wayne Bridge isn't it....

Has anyone ever told you your username suits you perfectly?

Hitler
27-12-2016, 12:42 AM
https://i.imgur.com/XvrngeG.jpg

Of course not :p

Aaaand EagleEater smashes down the palace poofters' back doors for the win!

Humiliation hurting the holes from hilaire-ious Harry the Hornet.
Zaaaahahahaaaa!

Vince Hilaire's Afro
27-12-2016, 12:47 AM
Even after inventing his own language, Shitler is as unfunny and shit-thick as ever

fioreuk
27-12-2016, 12:53 AM
Your statement contradicts itself... Am I the renter or the rent boy? I think you should lay off the dodgy sites, it's warping your already fragile little mind!

So yeah, about Zaha having to be restrained from physically assaulting a fluffy, human, bumble bee... He's a diving, cheating git and everyone knows it! The truth hurts! :p

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/12/26/17/3BA71DF600000578-4066712-image-a-87_1482773746395.jpg

Probably started as a renter but realised your desire to please was uncontrollable so decided to make your hobby pay. Either way you know what you are.

Thefunkymonk
27-12-2016, 11:47 PM
Why does anyone reply to/bite at the weed fans on here?

They are an irrelevant team who are doing well in the championship.. last bit is key there..

We beat them in their shiny new stadium, which they the can't seem to fill as much anymore (attendances are important to them) in the biggest game they wil ever play.. end of. They can bang on about some ****tard dressed as a hornet trying to get some airtime and muzza scoring goals for them again (just like he did for us when we actually got promoted after signing him for zilch) but we pissed on their parade and are currently in our 4th season in the premier league having made vast profits the last 3 years and been invested in by multi billionaires whom make uncle Tony look like a peasant.. in fact I'm surprised he isn't with the losses he has to make up..

Anyway nighty night

LONDONMAN
28-12-2016, 02:00 AM
You just couldn't make this shit up!


http://l.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/l5O_0mXcwZeYu2tueJgZcg--/YXBwaWQ9eWlzZWFyY2g7Zmk9Zml0O2dlPTAwNjYwMDtncz0wME EzMDA7aD0xMjU7dz0xNjc-/http://wampit.co.uk/listingimages/thumbs/10937136.jpg.cf.jpg


Literally got tears in my eyes laughing so much! :D You really are the club that just keeps on giving and giving! Long may it continue! :p



So true seaweed, so true.

EagleEater
01-01-2017, 09:23 PM
Just wondering if Palace had made any more progress in the enquiry? I know it was reported to the FA by Palace fans and staff, so if not I would expect you hear something back soon. :clown:

Malarkey
18-03-2017, 05:09 PM
Haha. Shit mascot.

Wilf destroyed them today.

Maiden Eagle
18-03-2017, 07:37 PM
Haha. Shit mascot.


But still not as much a knob as Eagle Eater!!:clown:

SJ'sLoveMonkey
18-03-2017, 07:40 PM
But still not as much a knob as Eagle Eater!!:clown:

Has he not posted yet? I'm in shock

old git
18-03-2017, 07:41 PM
Has he not posted yet? I'm in shock

He's probably got something buzzing in his hand.