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little al
23-04-2017, 02:32 PM
1. The lucky lottery draw of which team gets the weekend off for Pride.

thereichstuff
23-04-2017, 02:40 PM
100%compliance and arse licking .

little al
23-04-2017, 02:47 PM
Mixed crowds

mpfn
23-04-2017, 02:53 PM
Being called tinpot after beating the mighty weed.

Nth Kent Eagle
23-04-2017, 02:55 PM
Don't forget the clackers.

palacemetros
23-04-2017, 03:01 PM
Creaming off the top of contractor payments now that we all have to downgrade our floodlights to meet the new "EPL ready" standards.

bestperch
23-04-2017, 03:20 PM
Six points.

SEEPEEEFFSEE
23-04-2017, 06:00 PM
Kazenga LuaLua, did he ever get anyone?

Maiden Eagle
23-04-2017, 06:07 PM
The away fans, will get a round of applause, from the Amex 'masses'

Penstone Eagle
23-04-2017, 06:32 PM
A lesson in how to do everything the right way.

Eagleinsussex
23-04-2017, 07:10 PM
The away fans, will get a round of applause, from the Amex 'masses'

Will they give us a round of applause this time ? I don't remember them doing it on my last three visits to the Wonky Arena.

Maiden Eagle
23-04-2017, 07:16 PM
Will they give us a round of applause this time ? I don't remember them doing it on my last three visits to the Wonky Arena.

Oh no, not us, we are pikey scum, who all live in Caravans, but of course we cannot make the slightest homophobic remark to them.

I suppose the likes of Rooney, Coutinho, Sanchez will be applauded when they warm up as subs, at the Amex (The big teams will save their bigger players for harder games:))

Marki
23-04-2017, 07:28 PM
Some legendary subs (rested against the weed, obvs) being warmly applauded during their warm up.

SEEPEEEFFSEE
23-04-2017, 07:28 PM
I just can't wait for the opening day of next season when Stopdale spends the afternoon picking balls out of his net and the realisation suddenly dawns on them that they are so far outof their depth that they already want to be back in the Championship to look like a big fish again.

palacemetros
23-04-2017, 07:34 PM
Was in the bookies on Saturday (I think it was) and thumbing through the Racing Post, I saw that Didi Hamann thinks they'll be ok and finish around 12th.

I nearly fell off my chair with laughter. What a mug! Led Stockport to 17th in the old Conference I believe.!

KYLIE MINEAGLE
24-04-2017, 06:01 AM
Dunk trying to stop Benny Teke.

smoll
24-04-2017, 08:08 AM
The Premier leagues first ever neutral home ground

SilentAssassin
24-04-2017, 08:22 AM
The majority of them will get to see both their teams play next season. (Well that's more what the Brighton fans can look forward to)

CP-RJW
24-04-2017, 08:27 AM
Award winning pies

Ash
24-04-2017, 08:28 AM
Extra tickets for home fans.

davech
24-04-2017, 08:38 AM
Padded seats

davech
24-04-2017, 08:39 AM
Extra wide exits, because you will all expected to leave on 80 minutes.

Phil's Barber
24-04-2017, 08:46 AM
Tarquin attire.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/69/e7/50/69e750708eb4deddd88e7ea71e6364fc.jpg

CPFC85
24-04-2017, 05:43 PM
Sights such as this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-34714661

Penstone Eagle
24-04-2017, 05:55 PM
The Premier leagues first ever neutral home ground

:supergrin:

RazorsEdge
27-04-2017, 04:00 PM
Relegated by Christmas

alexcpfc
27-04-2017, 06:13 PM
Meeting fans from their over clubs Liverpool, Manure, Chelski and of course the Arse which we all know they love most.

Eagleinsussex
27-04-2017, 06:29 PM
Meeting fans from their over clubs Liverpool, Manure, Chelski and of course the Arse which we all know they love most.

The weeds do like going up the Arse don't they ;)

justjuice
27-04-2017, 07:18 PM
Visiting Liverpool fans will enjoy the whole stadium joining in with YNWA

mpfn
27-04-2017, 07:39 PM
Tarquin attire.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/69/e7/50/69e750708eb4deddd88e7ea71e6364fc.jpg

Simeon and co.

CharlieCPFC
27-04-2017, 08:26 PM
3 points

passion4palace
28-04-2017, 01:27 AM
Complimentary turd in the away dressing room.

danpalace07
28-04-2017, 04:07 AM
Simeon and co.

he does love a chunky knit cardigan...

Pidster
28-04-2017, 05:10 AM
The weeds getting brave as their train pulls out of East Croydon. Alternatively, weeds attacking handicapped Palace fans, when there is no one about.

Coastal Palace
28-04-2017, 06:16 AM
Broken car aerials.

AddoWolz
28-04-2017, 06:35 AM
A Wonky roof

Phil's Barber
28-04-2017, 07:08 AM
Concealed inflatable seagulls. Nawty.

Millwank
28-04-2017, 08:04 AM
Watching football at a library.

Big Gav
28-04-2017, 08:41 AM
he does love a chunky knit cardigan...

And a pair of Jesus Creepers

thereichstuff
28-04-2017, 08:49 AM
Loafers .

SJ'sLoveMonkey
28-04-2017, 09:04 AM
Berghaus rain jackets

Penstone Eagle
28-04-2017, 09:36 AM
Just the privilege of playing one of Europe's biggest clubs. An honour Indeed.

SJ'sLoveMonkey
28-04-2017, 09:56 AM
M&S cable knit jumpers

fioreuk
28-04-2017, 09:57 AM
Complimentary lube

SJ'sLoveMonkey
28-04-2017, 10:07 AM
Serving Pimms at the stadium bars

SJ'sLoveMonkey
28-04-2017, 10:08 AM
Complimentary copy of Badminton Weekly for all customers

smoll
28-04-2017, 10:45 AM
A stadium full of w*nkers

wehatepalace
28-04-2017, 10:58 AM
M&S cable knit jumpers

:supergrin:

That unwanted Christmas gift, discarded in the charity clothes sack, via the north lanes, finds a new life and home in the 1901 club.

New LP
28-04-2017, 11:13 AM
The weeds getting brave as their train pulls out of East Croydon. Alternatively, weeds attacking handicapped Palace fans, when there is no one about.


Turning up on the last possible train to East Croydon and trying to scare commuters coming home from work before the game at Selhurst when everyone is at the ground. Then claiming on NSC that they got a 'result'.

passion4palace
28-04-2017, 10:53 PM
pinky finger rings


(you can re-order these words and it works on so many levels)

ONFG
29-04-2017, 08:55 AM
A stadium full of w*nkers

Err no, that'll be Wembley next season when the White Scum play their home matches.

Phil's Barber
29-04-2017, 09:00 AM
^^ Gooner.

ONFG
29-04-2017, 09:44 AM
^^ Idiot

Coastal Palace
29-04-2017, 09:56 AM
^^
Half and half.

ONFG
29-04-2017, 09:59 AM
^^Over-excitable child

Coastal Palace
29-04-2017, 10:00 AM
^^
Sulky little half and half.

thereichstuff
29-04-2017, 10:01 AM
^^split personality.

Coastal Palace
29-04-2017, 10:02 AM
^^split personality.

No I'm not!
And neither am I.

mpfn
29-04-2017, 10:34 AM
^^ so obsessed with Palace he posts under various names.
Strange chap.

RUSSELL
29-04-2017, 10:43 AM
^^ Gooner.

Darts! :supergrin:

thereichstuff
29-04-2017, 12:32 PM
No I'm not!
And neither am I.

No the three fellas before you two :p

Phil's Barber
29-04-2017, 12:46 PM
^^ Idiot

:supergrin:

http://www.wearebrighton.com/features/arsenal-halfhalf.html

AddoWolz
06-05-2017, 04:58 PM
The rest of the world finding out their favourite chant is .....Man On

wellquickwoody
06-05-2017, 09:38 PM
Just for you guys, hope you get to see it next season ��

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/05/06/brighton-back-big-league-build-perfect-football-club/

Maiden Eagle
06-05-2017, 09:56 PM
Just for you guys, hope you get to see it next season ��

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/05/06/brighton-back-big-league-build-perfect-football-club/

I know you love it when you get a response but you really are an arrogant twat. So you are finally going see your team in the Premier League, after half the teams in the entire league have already reached it. Are you old enough to remember the 4 previous seasons your Club have spent in their entire history in the top flight ?
And you never ever post on here, if things are going badly for your lot or we are doing well. Why should I, you may say but it just makes you a classic 'only sing when you're winning' merchant.
And I don't need to read to an article about how you lot have been bankrolled all the way to your success (which I honestly think has taken longer than it should have) probably breaking the FFP rules, along the way.
Laugh at us all you want today but let's see how you get on against Man C next season.

davech
06-05-2017, 11:20 PM
For information purposes, a list of teams who have played in the Premier League:

Arsenal
Aston Villa
Barnsley
Birmingham City
Blackburn Rovers
Blackpool
Bolton Wanderers
Bournemouth
Bradford City
Burnley
Charlton Athletic
Chelsea
Coventry City
Crystal Palace
Derby County
Everton
Fulham
Hull City
Ipswich Town
Leeds United
Leicester City
Liverpool
Manchester City
Manchester United
Middlesbrough
Newcastle United
Norwich City
Nottingham Forest
Oldham Athletic
Portsmouth
Queens Park Rangers
Reading
Sheffield United
Sheffield Wednesday
Southampton
Sunderland
Stoke City
Swindon Town
Tottenham Hotspur
Watford
West Bromwich Albion
West Ham United
Wigan Athletic
Wimbledon
Wolverhampton Wanderers

Now a question.

How many are tinpot?

wellquickwoody
07-05-2017, 06:55 AM
I know you love it when you get a response but you really are an arrogant twat. So you are finally going see your team in the Premier League, after half the teams in the entire league have already reached it. Are you old enough to remember the 4 previous seasons your Club have spent in their entire history in the top flight ?
And you never ever post on here, if things are going badly for your lot or we are doing well. Why should I, you may say but it just makes you a classic 'only sing when you're winning' merchant.
And I don't need to read to an article about how you lot have been bankrolled all the way to your success (which I honestly think has taken longer than it should have) probably breaking the FFP rules, along the way.
Laugh at us all you want today but let's see how you get on against Man C next season.

:D

Maiden Eagle
07-05-2017, 06:59 AM
:D
:jerkit:

Maiden Eagle
07-05-2017, 07:31 AM
This was posted by our good friend quitethickwoody on 1/3/10

Oh for next season, as our paths briefly cross once more, and then we f**k off and leave you for dust! :lux::lux::hi:

At that stage it looked we would be relegated out of the C'Ship and would be slumming it with them in L1 (TBF they did get promoted from there, the next season). Forward on 7 years and this finally may happen. We are not safe yet, but if we do stay up, they will be trying to compete with us. They could finish above us, especially if we play like we did yesterday, but I certainly don't expect to see them miles ahead.

This is really just a case of yet another Brighton fan making outlandish statements, borne out of nothing more than arrogance. This bloke clearly thinks he is very clever but really he can't see the wood from the trees.

Seth
15-05-2017, 02:27 PM
Just for you guys, hope you get to see it next season ��

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/05/06/brighton-back-big-league-build-perfect-football-club/

"...all I could see in my peripheral vision was my chairman jumping up and down like hed had an electric prod in his backside."

This stuff writes itself :D

old git
15-05-2017, 02:32 PM
For information purposes, a list of teams who have played in the Premier League:

Arsenal
Aston Villa
Barnsley
Birmingham City
Blackburn Rovers
Blackpool
Bolton Wanderers
Bournemouth
Bradford City
Burnley
Charlton Athletic
Chelsea
Coventry City
Crystal Palace
Derby County
Everton
Fulham
Hull City
Ipswich Town
Leeds United
Leicester City
Liverpool
Manchester City
Manchester United
Middlesbrough
Newcastle United
Norwich City
Nottingham Forest
Oldham Athletic
Portsmouth
Queens Park Rangers
Reading
Sheffield United
Sheffield Wednesday
Southampton
Sunderland
Stoke City
Swindon Town
Tottenham Hotspur
Watford
West Bromwich Albion
West Ham United
Wigan Athletic
Wimbledon
Wolverhampton Wanderers

Now a question.

How many are tinpot?
Any lists of who have played at the new Wembley before Brighton rock up ( in a league match).Such giants as Forest green would be on it.

jj62255
15-05-2017, 04:50 PM
Just for you guys, hope you get to see it next season ��

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/05/06/brighton-back-big-league-build-perfect-football-club/

Wtf! There I was thinking, that leprechauns only existed in Ireland..:eek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/2017/05/06/TELEMMGLPICT000127269026-medium_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqX0yOAa2Lg7VnPDvzTWnpgyACD utQVC93_eTCJdJO7zc.jpeg

Big Gav
15-05-2017, 04:56 PM
Bloody hell look at the state of him!

matbha
15-05-2017, 05:08 PM
Bloody hell look at the state of him!

Sir Tony Bloom what a man :lux:

Phil's Barber
15-05-2017, 05:08 PM
He does look a bit "spesh" in that photo.

thereichstuff
15-05-2017, 05:24 PM
Bloody hell look at the state of him!

He's been on the lash with Duffy and dunk .

SJ'sLoveMonkey
15-05-2017, 05:26 PM
Wtf! There I was thinking, that leprechauns only existed in Ireland..:eek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/2017/05/06/TELEMMGLPICT000127269026-medium_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqX0yOAa2Lg7VnPDvzTWnpgyACD utQVC93_eTCJdJO7zc.jpeg

He looks like a jockey (of the sausage variety!)

Nth Kent Eagle
15-05-2017, 05:27 PM
Wtf! There I was thinking, that leprechauns only existed in Ireland..:eek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/2017/05/06/TELEMMGLPICT000127269026-medium_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqX0yOAa2Lg7VnPDvzTWnpgyACD utQVC93_eTCJdJO7zc.jpeg

Is he thinking how much of the 280m it cost to arrive there he can get back?

regal_eagle
15-05-2017, 05:36 PM
Wtf! There I was thinking, that leprechauns only existed in Ireland..:eek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/2017/05/06/TELEMMGLPICT000127269026-medium_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqX0yOAa2Lg7VnPDvzTWnpgyACD utQVC93_eTCJdJO7zc.jpeg

What Muppet does he remind me of?

Maybe it's Bo Selector's Cocknose

..or this thing https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61UF-rU0fwL._SY355_.jpg

matbha
15-05-2017, 06:42 PM
Is he thinking how much of the 280m it cost to arrive there he can get back?

Lets wait and see if your owners pay to redevelop selhurst :S:

Big Gav
15-05-2017, 06:52 PM
Is he thinking how much of the 280m it cost to arrive there he can get back?

He really should go and find a good plastic surgeon

passion4palace
15-05-2017, 06:57 PM
He really should go and find a good plastic surgeon

It'd need another 280m at least

old git
15-05-2017, 07:02 PM
Lets wait and see if your owners pay to redevelop selhurst :S:

Nobody here gives a shit,as a football ground Selhurst wins on every score .As a venue for middle class hipsters looking for the latest craze the Amex wins every time.

Maiden Eagle
15-05-2017, 07:30 PM
Nobody here gives a shit,as a football ground Selhurst wins on every score .As a venue for middle class hipsters looking for the latest craze the Amex wins every time.

Yep, they just do not understand #notproperfootballfans#

matbha
15-05-2017, 07:43 PM
Nobody here gives a shit,as a football ground Selhurst wins on every score .As a venue for middle class hipsters looking for the latest craze the Amex wins every time.

Are you for real your ground was a dump in 88 and 2005 ,how it gets by HAS no one knows
:eek:

SJ'sLoveMonkey
15-05-2017, 07:51 PM
Are you for real your ground was a dump in 88 and 2005 ,how it gets by HAS no one knows
:eek:

You lot are like ex smokers

Maiden Eagle
15-05-2017, 07:53 PM
Are you for real your ground was a dump in 88 and 2005 ,how it gets by HAS no one knows
:eek:

Says the bloke who shed a tear at the coming second parade:clown:

When they start taking off points for the state of your ground, then the likes of me will start worrying.

Eagleinsussex
15-05-2017, 07:53 PM
Are you for real your ground was a dump in 88 and 2005 ,how it gets by HAS no one knows
:eek:

No one really gives a monkeys what you think, yep it's an old ground, buts it's our ground, and we love it, great atmosphere as confirmed by many pundits, and I can look round the stadium on match days and remember my younger days in the very same place. Maybe it will get a 'makeover' maybe it won't, but I don't really care. Much prefer this than a soulless stadium out in the sticks, you can keep it my weedy friend, a new ground doesn't automatically mean you'll go onto better times, just ask Derby, Sunderland, Middlesbrough fans.

Ash
15-05-2017, 08:03 PM
Are you for real your ground was a dump in 88 and 2005 ,how it gets by HAS no one knows
:eek:

Rather a traditional football ground than what you've got any day, you snidey mug

old git
15-05-2017, 08:31 PM
Are you for real your ground was a dump in 88 and 2005 ,how it gets by HAS no one knows
:eek:

You've never been near Selhurst.:supergrin:

grand aigle
15-05-2017, 08:43 PM
Are you for real your ground was a dump in 88 and 2005 ,how it gets by HAS no one knows
:eek:

why are you so obsessed with our ground?? Worry about the many defeats youre gonna see next season at the Tampax stadium, well maybe you wont, but the other customers will, those that go to games!

old git
15-05-2017, 08:47 PM
why are you so obsessed with our ground?? Worry about the many defeats youre gonna see next season at the Tampax stadium, well maybe you wont, but the other customers will, those that go to games!

Exactly.Why does it bother them so much it's not like they play here very often.

Jim Cannon
15-05-2017, 09:16 PM
Are you for real your ground was a dump in 88 and 2005 ,how it gets by HAS no one knows
:eek:

Nobody cares about you and soon you will learn how all the clubs you crave playing against see you as what you are..... Tinpot

wehatepalace
15-05-2017, 09:40 PM
Rather a traditional football ground than what you've got any day, you snidey mug

Of course you'd say that, seeing as your computer generated attempts to join the 21st century were binned as a hopeless pipe dream. You tried to do it, but failed spectacularly. You're stuck in that dump not by choice, but simply due to the failed attempts of Parrish and Co.

Heb 7:4
15-05-2017, 09:40 PM
Being lectured on football by plastics who couldn't give a shit about their local club when it needed them, and were watching Chelsea on the telly when their ground was sold to build a Toys R Us.

Big Gav
15-05-2017, 09:42 PM
Yeah but they got a good deal on a Barbie dolls house

Big Gav
15-05-2017, 09:43 PM
They must have been gutted they only wanted a Ken

Eagleinsussex
16-05-2017, 06:10 AM
Of course you'd say that, seeing as your computer generated attempts to join the 21st century were binned as a hopeless pipe dream. You tried to do it, but failed spectacularly. You're stuck in that dump not by choice, but simply due to the failed attempts of Parrish and Co.

And, of course, you'd say that......so predictable, it's very boring when you say the same thing time and time again, have you not got anything else to say ?

Ash
16-05-2017, 06:13 AM
Of course you'd say that, seeing as your computer generated attempts to join the 21st century were binned as a hopeless pipe dream. You tried to do it, but failed spectacularly. You're stuck in that dump not by choice, but simply due to the failed attempts of Parrish and Co.

Wrong again knobhead. There is zero appetite to move to a new location. The Crystal Palace park mock-ups you refer to were a hastily drawn up response to Spurs/West Ham squabbling over the Olympic stadium and speak of Spurs offering to buy the CCP athletics stadium as part of a sweetener for British athletics. Thus we released one very basic drawing as a statement of intent as to no encroachment on our home turf thank you. There were no plans or "pipe dreams", you twerp. Club and supporters are all united behind a gradual improvement of Selhurst as opposed to following the kill football identikit stadium era. How's the park and ride treating you?

Maiden Eagle
16-05-2017, 07:03 AM
How's the park and ride treating you?

Or the ONE train station that serves your ground ? Or the loads of pubs near the Shamex ? I prefer to have a choice where to drink in a number of pubs close to the ground or even in East Croydon (one stop from Norwood j / Selhurst stations). I don't want to feel forced to drink inside a ground (even if it is in the 'Concourse of the year':o) and then be patronised by being asked if I want a bottle of Newcy Brown Ale if I'm a geordie or a pint of Cider if I follow Bristol Shitty.

hdeagle
16-05-2017, 11:39 AM
Will Brighton once again have to plan their fixtures around the College Open Day as it gets preference if the two events clash.

What a laughing stock they are.

COYP