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Vince Hilaire's Afro
14-05-2017, 03:37 PM
And so it is confirmed - CPFC secure a record 5th consecutive season in the top flight, and BHAFC embark upon their first ever season in the PL, almost like a new Swindon or something. Good for them.

Who will emerge as the coming season's victors, and why?

Bipe
14-05-2017, 03:45 PM
Well Vince we will naturally start as underdogs. Yes, we have been in the top flight for a few years now, we have the odd 30m player, we have an experienced premier league manager and we have the London factor to attract new talent in.

But we do not have a nearly new 30,000 capacity super stadium, the like of which the premier league has never seen. I can foresee the likes of Messi, Aguero clamouring to play at the Amex next year.

It's gonna be tough

Vince Hilaire's Afro
14-05-2017, 03:48 PM
Well Vince we will naturally start as underdogs. Yes, we have been in the top flight for a few years now, we have the odd 30m player, we have an experienced premier league manager and we have the London factor to attract new talent in.

But we do not have a nearly new 30,000 capacity super stadium, the like of which the premier league has never seen. I can foresee the likes of Messi, Aguero clamouring to play at the Amex next year.

It's gonna be tough

They also have the type of training facilities that Dolph Lundgren enjoyed in Rocky IV, whereas we have the plough that Sly Stallone had to pull along in the snow.

spt1978
14-05-2017, 04:02 PM
Would love to relegate them back to the championship.

thereichstuff
14-05-2017, 04:03 PM
We know they're coming for us let's see what they bring .

Latvian
14-05-2017, 04:35 PM
We know they're coming for us let's see what they bring .

Clackers from the semi-final defeat?
Balloons from the runners-up parade?
A donation of six points?

grand aigle
14-05-2017, 04:58 PM
They also have the type of training facilities that Dolph Lundgren enjoyed in Rocky IV, whereas we have the plough that Sly Stallone had to pull along in the snow.

dont forget the award winning CEO and the pies, dont forget the pies!

Eagleinsussex
14-05-2017, 05:19 PM
And so it is confirmed - CPFC secure a record 5th consecutive season in the top flight, and BHAFC embark upon their first ever season in the PL, almost like a new Swindon or something. Good for them.

Who will emerge as the coming season's victors, and why?

After beating the likes of Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal, I'm not sure how we will cope when facing the pwowerhouse that is Bwighton...

davech
14-05-2017, 07:03 PM
Clackers from the semi-final defeat?
Balloons from the runners-up parade?
A donation of six points?

And Kaz - if he is back from tinpot QPha.

matbha
14-05-2017, 07:19 PM
Clackers from the semi-final defeat?
Balloons from the runners-up parade?
A donation of six points?

Cant wait for the T shirt cannon :)

wehatepalace
14-05-2017, 08:06 PM
Who will emerge as the coming season's victors, and why?

The lads from the WSU will emerge as "the coming seasons victors"..... You don't need an explanation as to why!

Big Gav
14-05-2017, 08:28 PM
Cant wait for the T shirt cannon :)

Of the so many embarrassing things that your fans and club have done like your finishing 2nd parade that is the best thing you can come back with? :supergrin::jerkit:

grand aigle
14-05-2017, 08:31 PM
Cant wait for the T shirt cannon :)

"camping on the pitch"....Spanish Night......shall we go on??

SJ'sLoveMonkey
14-05-2017, 08:36 PM
"camping on the pitch"....Spanish Night......shall we go on??

Yep Spanish day but they dressed as Mexicans! Can't even get the continent right. Soppy Tarquins

thereichstuff
14-05-2017, 08:37 PM
Cant wait for the T shirt cannon :)

Make sure you keep your gob shut then .

matbha
14-05-2017, 09:24 PM
Of the so many embarrassing things that your fans and club have done like your finishing 2nd parade that is the best thing you can come back with? :supergrin::jerkit:

Its a promotion party , of course we celebrate a fine season and when it comes to embarrassing your lot wrote the book :D

matbha
14-05-2017, 09:26 PM
"camping on the pitch"....Spanish Night......shall we go on??

Painting your own coach light shows goal music do I go on ?:)

Maiden Eagle
14-05-2017, 09:30 PM
Its a promotion party , of course we celebrate a fine season and when it comes to embarrassing your lot wrote the book :D

Yeah, totally embarrassed to be preparing for our 5th successive season in the Prem, our FA Cup run last season and have loud passionate supporters.
I do not know of any other parades being held for Clubs coming second.....Await evidence to the contrary from the Parish Pig.:clown:

grand aigle
14-05-2017, 09:32 PM
Painting your own coach light shows goal music do I go on ?:)

Winner of the most feeble comeback 2017,,,,matbha!!! :jerkit:

Selhurst Celtic
14-05-2017, 09:34 PM
It depends on how many Ugandans they've got on the firm.

Vince Hilaire's Afro
14-05-2017, 09:36 PM
The lads from the WSU will emerge as "the coming seasons victors"..... You don't need an explanation as to why!

Brighton fans certainly have been threatening to come for various things quite a lot

New LP
15-05-2017, 06:57 AM
Its a promotion party , of course we celebrate a fine season and when it comes to embarrassing your lot wrote the book :D


We've certainly been embarrassing you for the best part of 30 years.

detroiteagle
16-05-2017, 01:58 PM
Cant wait for the T shirt cannon :)

I'd suggest lubing up but being a Tarquin you should have no problems accommodating a rolled up t-shirt.

The Peacehaven Naughty Boys are coming, lock up your wing mirrors...

Crofty
17-05-2017, 02:58 PM
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