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WLYWLYAWYPWF
16-07-2017, 07:12 PM
I'll get the ball rolling with....

Christian "the beast" Benteke and

Jordan "dog shit" Mutch. :D

cpfc4evandeva
16-07-2017, 09:09 PM
Steve 'The Slipper' Gerrard

palacemetros
16-07-2017, 09:31 PM
Jason "One Punch" Puncheon

dowieslovechild
16-07-2017, 09:41 PM
Joel 'Hospital' Ward

Jay_Palace
16-07-2017, 09:53 PM
You have

ElwissAtMemphis
16-07-2017, 10:15 PM
Wilfried "Dual-Nationality" Zaha (He's so mean, whole countries fight each other for him)

Worksop Palace
16-07-2017, 10:16 PM
Couple of keeper ones :

Wayne 'whoopsie' Hennessey

Steve 'high tailing, theiving, good for nowt lay about' Mandanda

ElwissAtMemphis
16-07-2017, 10:19 PM
Steve "Popeye Doyle" Mandanda. People are performing like they're on drugs; something suspicious is going on. Follow the money and all roads lead to Marseille.

ElwissAtMemphis
16-07-2017, 10:23 PM
Joe "No Razor" Ledley

CP-RJW
16-07-2017, 10:27 PM
Connor "The Crock" Wickham

WLYWLYAWYPWF
16-07-2017, 10:48 PM
Damien "diagonal" Delaney

Wolfnipplechips
16-07-2017, 10:48 PM
Tony "The Truth" Pulis.

Wolfnipplechips
16-07-2017, 10:49 PM
Christian "boom boom" Benteke.

Vince Hilaire's Afro
16-07-2017, 11:15 PM
Craig 'should my nickname go here' Mackail 'or here' Smith
Kazenga 'not even gonna get ya at Jenga' Lua Lua
Alan 'ex communicated' Mullery

Herb
16-07-2017, 11:31 PM
Jason PUNCHeon
Joel Hard

GorBlimey
16-07-2017, 11:39 PM
Jimmy "can't be arsed" Kebe

Patrick "don't touch the hair" Bamford

Tom "dad says I'm better than this" Ince

dowieslovechild
17-07-2017, 07:39 AM
Wayne 'Bagpuss' Hennessey.

sherrifbart
17-07-2017, 08:27 AM
Neil "Fat Ass" Ruddock. Jamie "Handsome boy"Pollock.

KYLIE MINEAGLE
17-07-2017, 08:44 AM
Ade "what's this round thing" Akinbyini

Dobbo
17-07-2017, 08:47 AM
Kevin "Pie Man" Miller
Alan "Bench" Whittle

old git
17-07-2017, 08:48 AM
Alan 'the excommunicated ' Mullery.

SilentAssassin
17-07-2017, 08:54 AM
Christian "boom boom" Benteke.

Surely that is Dwight 'Boom Boom' Gayle?

SilentAssassin
17-07-2017, 08:57 AM
Rachid 'The Smash' Harkouk

Claude 'Lights out' Davis

Kevin 'Fatboy' Miller

Vince Hilaire's Afro
17-07-2017, 10:33 AM
Alan 'the excommunicated ' Mullery.

Pay attention, OG ;)

adman50
17-07-2017, 10:39 AM
Damian "Diagonal" Delaney

Vince Hilaire's Afro
17-07-2017, 11:07 AM
I give up LOL

Sluggo
17-07-2017, 11:24 AM
"Missed by a" Mile Jedinak.

KYLIE MINEAGLE
17-07-2017, 11:41 AM
Jonathon "The Invisible Man" Williams.

Kylie_Tracey
17-07-2017, 12:07 PM
Glenn "two bob " Pennyfather

Kylie_Tracey
17-07-2017, 12:09 PM
Phil "the snip" Barber

Kylie_Tracey
17-07-2017, 12:14 PM
Gary "father" O'Rielly

Vince Hilaire's Afro
17-07-2017, 12:52 PM
Paul 'The Poodle' Barron

Kylie_Tracey
17-07-2017, 12:58 PM
Dougie "food bank" Freedman

Thanet Eagle
17-07-2017, 01:01 PM
Gary 'Baba' O'Reilly.
Eric ' The Ninja' Young (think that one has been done already)
Steve 'The God' Coppell
Nigel 'Cornish Pasty' Martyn

Vince Hilaire's Afro
17-07-2017, 01:09 PM
Stan 'all over your face' Cummins

WLYWLYAWYPWF
17-07-2017, 01:36 PM
Eric "shitc*nt" Cantona

mroakley9
17-07-2017, 01:38 PM
Yohan "Maestro" Cabaye

Vince Hilaire's Afro
17-07-2017, 01:54 PM
Clinton 'The Card' Morrison

art malice
17-07-2017, 01:58 PM
Ray 'sugar turns to alcohol' Wilkins

Thanet Eagle
17-07-2017, 02:01 PM
Chris ' The smoke' Armstrong.

Vince Hilaire's Afro
17-07-2017, 02:02 PM
Andy 'Flickon' Thorn
Richard 'Just let your Soul Glo' Shaw

Kylie_Tracey
17-07-2017, 02:45 PM
Matt "the teacher" Lawrence
Kieren "the giraffe" Djilali

Thanet Eagle
17-07-2017, 03:00 PM
Jimmy 'the mirage' Kebe

SilentAssassin
17-07-2017, 04:09 PM
Iain 'The Minger' Dowie

art malice
17-07-2017, 04:15 PM
Graham 'sting like a paedo' Rix

Nostrils
17-07-2017, 04:22 PM
Andy 'The Tracksuit' Gray
Johnny 'Babyface' Williams
Marouane 'The Barnet' Chamakh
Gentleman Jim Cannon

PhuketEagle
17-07-2017, 04:55 PM
Emmanuel 'Big Mistake' Adebayor

Kylie_Tracey
17-07-2017, 05:01 PM
Alan"fingers"Lee

old git
17-07-2017, 06:20 PM
Pay attention, OG ;)

Not content with beating me to it in the AFE now you are doing it over here.:frown:

old git
17-07-2017, 06:25 PM
Bobby 'light fingered' Moore.

cappuccinoeagle
17-07-2017, 06:30 PM
Bobby 'Comb Over' Charlton

gcwhite
17-07-2017, 06:40 PM
Bobby 'light fingered' Moore.

Was that ever proved? I would like to think not as Moore was one of the greatest England players of all time.

Harry Bassett
17-07-2017, 07:27 PM
Bobby 'light fingered' Moore.

Out of order

KYLIE MINEAGLE
17-07-2017, 10:09 PM
Wayne "Granny Shagger" Rooney

Wolfnipplechips
17-07-2017, 10:14 PM
Andre "tits out" Moritz.

WLYWLYAWYPWF
17-07-2017, 11:17 PM
Barry "dogs bollocks" Bannan

Vince Hilaire's Afro
18-07-2017, 12:05 AM
Darren 'the Friendly Lesbian' Anderton

big bad John
18-07-2017, 12:57 AM
Alan"fingers"Lee


whoever it was; Francis or Bowyer, I just hope it was consensual, Alan can be a bit of a predatory bully after a couple of stouts.

big bad John
18-07-2017, 01:01 AM
"Our 'Enry Hughton

WLYWLYAWYPWF
19-07-2017, 06:17 PM
Jason "fruitation" Puncheon

CP-RJW
19-07-2017, 06:39 PM
Gary "brownarse" Lineker

Vince Hilaire's Afro
19-07-2017, 07:12 PM
Simon 'The Sausage' Jordan

davech
19-07-2017, 08:01 PM
Andy 'The Tracksuit' Gray
Johnny 'Babyface' Williams
Marouane 'The Barnet' Chamakh
Gentleman Jim Cannon

Good un's, but can I also suggest Andy "Sheepskin" Gray?