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Payney
08-08-2017, 04:32 PM
A little bit of fun for all fans for the coming season. :)

Predictions of the fortunes of Lewis Dunk. The main man in the Brighton defence, The guy they trust with lining up the walls at free kicks (and staring at it all night m'lord). The Kop keepy uppy champion 2012, The Bwighton wock.

1. Number of yellow cards 6
2. Number of red cards
3. Own goals - 4
4. Injures an opponent resulting in them leaving the field of play
5. Goals conceded by BHAFC - 37
6. Penalties conceded by the south coast Beckenbauer
7. Special random selection of your choice

My predictions-

1. 15
2. 4
3. 2
4. 6
5. 78
6. 5
7. Arrested for dunk and disorderly after the club Christmas(relegation) party.

EDIT - running totals added

smileysmith
08-08-2017, 04:53 PM
:)

Shall have to give this one some thought.Save

CharlieCPFC
08-08-2017, 05:09 PM
1. 13
2. 3
3. 2 (in one game)
4. 4
5. 68
6. 3
7. Times beaten one on one by Wilf - you'll lose count

Spindle
08-08-2017, 07:21 PM
Great thread. Is there a prize?

jjeagle
08-08-2017, 07:22 PM
Great thread. Is there a prize?
Deep joy!

grand aigle
08-08-2017, 07:55 PM
yellows.....12
reds ....3
ogs.......3
injures opponents 9
goals against...71 (includes 6 on saturday)
pens conceded....5
random choice.....england call ups ....0

Moose
09-08-2017, 08:25 AM
Yellows: 12
Reds: 2
OGs: 3
Opponent injuries: 3
Goals against: 81
Pens conceded: 4
Random choice: breaks down in tears on pitch as relegation confirmed: 1

Big Gav
09-08-2017, 08:45 AM
Great thread. Is there a prize?

A hotel break with Dunk for the winner as long as he can have the bed by the wall and a pawade to be arranged for second place.

SEEPEEEFFSEE
09-08-2017, 08:59 AM
Superb thread!

1 = 12
2 = 2
3 = 3
4 = 2
5= 85
6 = 9
7 = Seaweed to be relegated with the record lowest points tally in a PL season and possibly highest number of goals conceded as well.

Richard Russell
09-08-2017, 09:28 AM
1. Number of yellow cards 10
2. Number of red cards 1
3. Own goals 1
4. Injures an opponent resulting in them leaving the field of play 3
5. Goals conceded by BHAFC 62
6. Penalties conceded by the south coast Beckenbauer 2
7. Special random selection of your choice We'll stay up in 16th position

Vince Hilaire's Afro
09-08-2017, 09:32 AM
It's an amusing thread, but for me at least, one tinged with sadness.

Before he became this shattered mess of a player, surely destined for such humiliation this season that he will have to mentally accept his level, I think it's true to say he did once have potential.

But one can trace the precise point when it all went wrong. It was a tragic day, and one I'm always loathe to bring up. I refer to Brighton's season opener against Doncaster - a game in which Dunk should have been sent off for an horrific challenge on Billy Sharp.

Doncaster lost their best player, and lost the game from a winning position. As Brighton's fans either ignored or excused the heinous challenge, and their manager refused to condemn it (odd considering his crusade against rough, unpunished treatment of his own 'flair' players). The message to a young, impressionable Dunky was this: 'if the team is losing and not good enough to win legitimately, maiming them will give us the edge'.

And here we are.

Popester
09-08-2017, 09:38 AM
1. Number of yellow cards - 10
2. Number of red cards - 3
3. Own goals - 4
4. Injures an opponent resulting in them leaving the field of play - 6
5. Goals conceded by BHAFC - 75
6. Penalties conceded by the south coast Beckenbauer - 5
7. Special random selection of your choice - Breaks his own ankles on April 14 after Wilf skins him for the 12th time that match.

Vince Hilaire's Afro
09-08-2017, 09:43 AM
Special random selection of your choice - Dunky adopts the unusual tactic of staring down the defenders trying to defend free kicks in dangerous positions - known henceforth as 'Facing the wall'

davech
09-08-2017, 10:12 AM
Special random selection of your choice - Dunky adopts the unusual tactic of staring down the defenders trying to defend free kicks in dangerous positions - known henceforth as 'Facing the wall'

So, not much use in a backs-to-the-wall scenario then?

Spindle
09-08-2017, 10:29 AM
1. Number of yellow cards - 11
2. Number of red cards - 2 (both straight red last ditch blatant hacks resulting in 3 match bans)
3. Own goals - 1
4. Injures an opponent resulting in them leaving the field of play - 4
5. Goals conceded by BHAFC - comfortably over 70.
6. Penalties conceded by the south coast Beckenbauer - 2
7. Special random selection of your choice - Palace to confirm Brighton's relegation with a 4 nil victory at Selhurst Park in April.

bloodfart
09-08-2017, 11:11 AM
Any excuse to post this :)

pRSJPTKw-i8

Phil's Barber
09-08-2017, 11:52 AM
1. Number of yellow cards 12
2. Number of red cards 3
3. Own goals 3
4. Injures an opponent resulting in them leaving the field of play 5
5. Goals conceded by BHAFC 71
6. Penalties conceded by the south coast Beckenbauer 5
7. Special random selection of your choice. Investigated for match fixing. The accusation will be withdrawn, when the investigation discovers no wrong doing and that it is just because Dunk is really shit at football.

Payney
09-08-2017, 11:54 AM
You missed off the yellow cards PB. ;)

Phil's Barber
09-08-2017, 11:58 AM
fixed :p

HurstpierPalace
09-08-2017, 01:11 PM
It's an amusing thread, but for me at least, one tinged with sadness.

Before he became this shattered mess of a player, surely destined for such humiliation this season that he will have to mentally accept his level, I think it's true to say he did once have potential.

But one can trace the precise point when it all went wrong. It was a tragic day, and one I'm always loathe to bring up. I refer to Brighton's season opener against Doncaster - a game in which Dunk should have been sent off for an horrific challenge on Billy Sharp.

Doncaster lost their best player, and lost the game from a winning position. As Brighton's fans either ignored or excused the heinous challenge, and their manager refused to condemn it (odd considering his crusade against rough, unpunished treatment of his own 'flair' players). The message to a young, impressionable Dunky was this: 'if the team is losing and not good enough to win legitimately, maiming them will give us the edge'.

And here we are.

Must spread rep etc:D

HurstpierPalace
09-08-2017, 01:23 PM
1. Number of yellow cards 13
2. Number of red cards 2
3. Own goals 2
4. Injures an opponent resulting in them leaving the field of play 7
5. Goals conceded by BHAFC 69
6. Penalties conceded by the south coast Beckenbauer 3
7. Random choice: Dunk finds himself back in the dock after being caught trying to solicit sex with a scantily clad 'woman' in St James' street at the celebratory first three points in the Premier League pawade.

Eagleinsussex
09-08-2017, 06:55 PM
Any excuse to post this :)

pRSJPTKw-i8

Just beautiful, dirty Dunky at his best lol

SwoopingGull
10-08-2017, 09:12 AM
It's an amusing thread, but for me at least, one tinged with sadness.

Before he became this shattered mess of a player, surely destined for such humiliation this season that he will have to mentally accept his level, I think it's true to say he did once have potential.

But one can trace the precise point when it all went wrong. It was a tragic day, and one I'm always loathe to bring up. I refer to Brighton's season opener against Doncaster - a game in which Dunk should have been sent off for an horrific challenge on Billy Sharp.

Doncaster lost their best player, and lost the game from a winning position. As Brighton's fans either ignored or excused the heinous challenge, and their manager refused to condemn it (odd considering his crusade against rough, unpunished treatment of his own 'flair' players). The message to a young, impressionable Dunky was this: 'if the team is losing and not good enough to win legitimately, maiming them will give us the edge'.

And here we are.

Funny you were sniffing around him last year. You do spout the most crap on this site.

Payney
10-08-2017, 09:59 AM
Funny you were sniffing around him last year. You do spout the most crap on this site.

Predictions please

1. Number of yellow cards
2. Number of red cards
3. Own goals
4. Injures an opponent resulting in them leaving the field of play
5. Goals conceded by BHAFC
6. Penalties conceded by the south coast Beckenbauer
7. Special random selection of your choice

SEEPEEEFFSEE
10-08-2017, 10:58 AM
Funny you were sniffing around him last year. You do spout the most crap on this site.

Yeah sniffing around with him a view to make him head of the Janitorial department at Selhurst Park. Even the club were taking the piss out of him!

Dike Mean
10-08-2017, 12:41 PM
1. Number of yellow cards -13
2. Number of red cards - 3
3. Own goals - 2
4. Injures an opponent resulting in them leaving the field of play - 17
5. Goals conceded by BHAFC - 69
6. Penalties conceded by the south coast Beckenbauer - 5
7. Special random selection of your choice - Number of season ticket holders outted as having a 'first club' that they like more than "The Albion" - 15,742

Popester
10-08-2017, 01:17 PM
1. Number of yellow cards - 10
2. Number of red cards - 3
3. Own goals - 4
4. Injures an opponent resulting in them leaving the field of play - 6
5. Goals conceded by BHAFC - 75
6. Penalties conceded by the south coast Beckenbauer - 5
7. Special random selection of your choice - Breaks his own ankles on April 14 after Wilf skins him for the 12th time that match.

I've changed my mind on #7.

Dunky will score a consolation goal in a 1-8 drubbing by Everton and, to the delight of the 10,000 Brighton fans left in the stadium, will take off his BHA shirt to reveal a Liverpool shirt with "Gerrard" on the back.

PalaceForever
10-08-2017, 01:22 PM
Any excuse to post this :)

pRSJPTKw-i8

One of the best own goals, ever. Seeing it always cheers me up.

CharlieCPFC
10-08-2017, 02:34 PM
Funny you were sniffing around him last year. You do spout the most crap on this site.

And look who was in charge.

Says it all. If he was as good as you rate him he'd at the very least had approaches made to the club for him.

Coastal Palace
10-08-2017, 02:41 PM
1. Wanker
2. Wanker
3. Wanker
4. Wanker
5. Wanker
6. Wanker
7. Wanker.

Payney
11-08-2017, 09:25 AM
1. Wanker
2. Wanker
3. Wanker
4. Wanker
5. Wanker
6. Wanker
7. Wanker.

:D

11 people entered so far. Will be keeping score on the OP.

Vince Hilaire's Afro
11-08-2017, 09:56 AM
Funny you were sniffing around him last year. You do spout the most crap on this site.

I most certainly wasn't. There were unconfirmed rumours that the defensive genius that is Alan Pardew may have been considering adding him to the lower echelons of our squad, and from what I can recall, the response from most Palace fans was....unenthusiastic.

Perhaps you should try again. So far, very disappointing.

Vince Hilaire's Afro
11-08-2017, 10:06 AM
Exhibit A - swooping gulls' damning evidence how much we really rate Dunk

http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=263514&highlight=Dunk

Popester
11-08-2017, 10:20 AM
There is an interview with "local boy" (and Arsenal fan) Solomon March in the Times this morning in which he claims that Donkey Dunk could play in midfield. One assumes this is intended to reduce the prospect of own goals and penalties...

Sharkba1t
12-08-2017, 06:23 AM
I most certainly wasn't. There were unconfirmed rumours that the defensive genius that is Alan Pardew may have been considering adding him to the lower echelons of our squad, and from what I can recall, the response from most Palace fans was....unenthusiastic.

Perhaps you should try again. So far, very disappointing.

If I recall correctly most Palace fans who expressed an interest in signing him did so only because it would annoy the weed. And that his main duties would be cleaning the boots of senior players, before being sent out on loan.

spt1978
12-08-2017, 06:04 PM
Debut goal!!!!

CharlieCPFC
12-08-2017, 06:05 PM
Brighton's first goal scored by one of their own.

Good on the boy

SJ'sLoveMonkey
12-08-2017, 06:06 PM
Hahahaha here he goes

Dorking .Eagle
12-08-2017, 06:07 PM
Cheered me up considerably!

SJ'sLoveMonkey
12-08-2017, 06:07 PM
Lewis Dunk ladies and gents

PalaceForever
12-08-2017, 06:08 PM
Thanks Lewis - it has been a shit day, but that cheered me up a bit.

HurstpierPalace
12-08-2017, 06:08 PM
Score one for Spunky

HurstpierPalace
12-08-2017, 06:10 PM
In all seriousness good. Licentious, big nosed ****.

little al
12-08-2017, 06:13 PM
Haha Dunk loves an own goal :)

dannyb1
12-08-2017, 06:14 PM
Well that's cheered me up a bit after todays crap.

Crofty
12-08-2017, 06:19 PM
Welcome to The Prem Dunky....

Crofty
12-08-2017, 06:20 PM
88 mins

Brighton's Pascal Gross' cross from the left goes straight out of play. Some Albion fans are leaving early (well a few at least). First top-flight game in 34 years, you'd think you might see it through until the end.

little al
12-08-2017, 06:22 PM
'They have got a long way to go'
Brighton 0-2 Man City

Fred Eyre
Former Man City player on BBC Radio Manchester
After the second goal, you could visibly see the Brighton players' heads drop and their shoulders shrink. They have put in a good evening's work but they have got a long way to go. They will be happy to stay in the league.

Jim Cannon
12-08-2017, 06:23 PM
Debut goal!!!!

At least he brings some cheer after our own shocking day

Good lad

Spindle
12-08-2017, 06:24 PM
Payney I hope you are going to keep track!

little al
12-08-2017, 06:27 PM
'The scoreline flatters Brighton'
Brighton 0-2 Man City

Fred Eyre
Former Man City player on BBC Radio Manchester
Posted at
19:25
As the game wore on, it was just a matter of when the Brighton defence would crack. Aguero was inevitably the man who opened the scoring and opened the floodgates.

The second goals was an unfortunate own goal for Lewis Dunk because he held the back four together with his mate Shane Duffy.

I think the scoreline does actually flatter Brighton, and it could have been a lot more.

Joe85
12-08-2017, 06:31 PM
Lol. Faired better than us though, which sours the mood further.

Popester
12-08-2017, 07:21 PM
Gareth Southgate must be desperate to call him up...

SEEPEEEFFSEE
12-08-2017, 09:10 PM
The only real positive from today was Brighton cracking after holding city for 70 mins and Donky Dunk doing what he does best, being shit

alf
12-08-2017, 10:56 PM
Just watching Dunk's own goal cheered me up a little bit.

Not sure if Brighton will lose 3-0 at home to Huddersfield though :(

Pidster
13-08-2017, 12:42 PM
Just watching Dunk's own goal cheered me up a little bit.

Not sure if Brighton will lose 3-0 at home to Huddersfield though :(


Some Huddersfield player (1), Dunk (2).

SwoopingGull
14-08-2017, 10:11 AM
Jesus, things must be bad when Dunk scores and own goal and it cheers you up after getting your arse handed to you by Huddersfield. :love:

Payney
14-08-2017, 01:07 PM
Jesus, things must be bad when Dunk scores and own goal and it cheers you up after getting your arse handed to you by Huddersfield. :love:

Either post up some predictions or just keep the **** off this thread. Thanks.

SwoopingGull
14-08-2017, 02:12 PM
Either post up some predictions or just keep the **** off this thread. Thanks.

Who are you the Away fans police. :jerkit:

Eagleinsussex
14-08-2017, 04:29 PM
Who are you the Away fans police. :jerkit:

Look out boys the internet hardman is about....

Eagleinsussex
14-08-2017, 07:00 PM
Just seen the own goal, cracking header, well played Dunky

Hitler
15-08-2017, 12:56 PM
The experience and tactical nouse showed, as although we stumped them for the first hour, they were patient - then more composed in exercising their forward's passing game after that.
The Albion only looked confident in possession for 5 minutes after halftime.
Personally, it went as I'd expected. That's not hard to predict though, I would have thought anyone could have foreseen it.

CP Satellite
15-08-2017, 01:15 PM
The experience and tactical nouse showed, as although we stumped them for the first hour, they were patient - then more composed in exercising their forward's passing game after that.
The Albion only looked confident in possession for 5 minutes after halftime.
Personally, it went as I'd expected. That's not hard to predict though, I would have thought anyone could have foreseen it.

Wot, Dunk making a complete tit of himself?

eagle mart
15-08-2017, 01:21 PM
then more composed in exercising their forward's passing game after that.
.

I just put this in google translate and it came out with.

'Author has no idea what he is talking about'

Latvian
16-08-2017, 11:12 AM
Bit late but hope that I can still join.

1. Number of yellow cards - 2
2. Number of red cards - 1 (second yellow)
3. Own goals - 2 - Loaned to Lincoln City before the end of this window.
4. Injures an opponent resulting in them leaving the field of play - He can't injure their shadows at this level - trick question.
5. Goals conceded by BHAFC - 49
6. Penalties conceded by the south coast Beckenbauer - 0
7. Special random selection of your choice - Dunk to get a tad rapey during a celebration with the lads once he realises that he won't have to face Wilf for yet another season, or the rest of his career.

Payney
16-08-2017, 01:37 PM
Bit late but hope that I can still join.

1. Number of yellow cards - 2
2. Number of red cards - 1 (second yellow)


This is for the whole season, Not just next weekend. :)

Latvian
16-08-2017, 02:58 PM
This is for the whole season, Not just next weekend. :)

Only Prem ones though, or are we counting his inevitable loan spell to the lower leagues?

Payney
21-08-2017, 10:37 AM
Still no cards for the South coast Bobby Moore, Can't be far away...

andy1980
28-08-2017, 06:40 PM
Have you guys given up on this thread? No bookings and is seen as someone who doesn't look out of place in the premier league. Played his part in our first clean sheet.

Joe85
28-08-2017, 06:47 PM
Have you guys given up on this thread? No bookings and is seen as someone who doesn't look out of place in the premier league. Played his part in our first clean sheet.Scored a cracking goal. Fair play to him. He's like the Antisergio Ramos.

old git
28-08-2017, 06:47 PM
Have you guys given up on this thread? No bookings and is seen as someone who doesn't look out of place in the premier league. Played his part in our first clean sheet.

Stop calling us guys . We are gender neutral on here.

andy1980
28-08-2017, 06:57 PM
Stop calling us guys . We are gender neutral on here.
:embarass:

Eagleinsussex
28-08-2017, 10:04 PM
Have you guys given up on this thread? No bookings and is seen as someone who doesn't look out of place in the premier league. Played his part in our first clean sheet.

Dirty donkey Dunky won't let us down....

EagleEater
29-08-2017, 12:28 AM
Stop calling us guys . We are gender neutral on here.

You certainly comes across as having dabbled in the "Gender fluid" circles, OG. You strike me as the kind of bloke who puts on his wife's knickers and prances around the mirror as soon as the Mrs steps out the front door down to LIDL ;) (In your Chelsea shirt) - A poor mans David Mellor :D

SwoopingGull
29-08-2017, 09:30 AM
I think Dunk is exactly the type of player you lot are crying out for. Name me a better centre back in your squad right now?

SJ'sLoveMonkey
29-08-2017, 09:31 AM
I think Dunk is exactly the type of player you lot are crying out for. Name me a better centre back in your squad right now?

Sakho on Thursday ;)

Pidster
29-08-2017, 09:37 AM
I think Dunk is exactly the type of player you lot are crying out for. Name me a better centre back in your squad right now?

Scott Dann.

Selhurst Celtic
29-08-2017, 09:40 AM
Played his part in our first clean sheet.

Let the record state that he was asleep and facing the wall at the time of the incidents.

SwoopingGull
29-08-2017, 09:47 AM
Sakho on Thursday ;)

That's more hope than anything, must be bad times when you pinning survival on 1 bloke lol...

Payney
29-08-2017, 09:56 AM
Have you guys given up on this thread? No bookings and is seen as someone who doesn't look out of place in the premier league. Played his part in our first clean sheet.

Nothing to update this week, Unless he crocked someone, please confirm?

SwoopingGull
29-08-2017, 10:07 AM
Nothing to update this week, Unless he crocked someone, please confirm?

Nah no one was crocked, You should check out out his diagonal balls he plays tho and how calm and confident he is on the ball.

Big Gav
29-08-2017, 10:19 AM
Nah no one was crocked, You should check out out his diagonal balls he plays tho and how calm and confident he is on the ball.

Is this a snippet from the hotel room trial?

Selhurst Celtic
29-08-2017, 10:45 AM
must be bad times when you pinning survival on 1 bloke lol...

Are you referring to Tony Bwoom here?

SwoopingGull
29-08-2017, 01:15 PM
Is this a snippet from the hotel room trial?

What the one that has been and gone and he was cleared off. If your gonna give it please come at me with something more worthy :jerkit:

SwoopingGull
29-08-2017, 01:16 PM
Are you referring to Tony Bwoom here?

Nah, one player (sakho) to save your season, Parish wont be saving it will he, he is too busy on his knees trying to suck off BFS so he will come back. Pathetic

Eagleinsussex
29-08-2017, 01:27 PM
Nah, one player (sakho) to save your season, Parish wont be saving it will he, he is too busy on his knees trying to suck off BFS so he will come back. Pathetic

And you know all about sucking off ;)

SwoopingGull
29-08-2017, 02:08 PM
And you know all about sucking off ;)

So because i'm a Brighton fan i must be gay? :frown: God the BBC was right.

Eagleinsussex
29-08-2017, 02:26 PM
So because i'm a Brighton fan i must be gay? :frown: God the BBC was right.

You started the sucking off thread Lol

old git
29-08-2017, 02:32 PM
You started the sucking off thread Lol

He usually finishes it as well to be fair.

Big Gav
29-08-2017, 03:30 PM
What the one that has been and gone and he was cleared off. If your gonna give it please come at me with something more worthy :jerkit:

Ooh keyboard warrior with a :jerkit: sign just like the other twat Matbha. Just like the rest of you tarquins like to give it from behind a keyboard don't you. Sad little ****s. He was cleared yes but as said before so was OJ Simpson, means **** all :jerkit:

Big Gav
29-08-2017, 03:33 PM
So because i'm a Brighton fan i must be gay? :frown: God the BBC was right.

Wether you are gay or not is irrelevant but what we all do know is you are a gutless, worthless piece of shit :D :jerkit:

matbha
29-08-2017, 06:25 PM
Ooh keyboard warrior with a :jerkit: sign just like the other twat Matbha. Just like the rest of you tarquins like to give it from behind a keyboard don't you. Sad little ****s. He was cleared yes but as said before so was OJ Simpson, means **** all :jerkit:

Im not a twat ,and I bet your not big :clown:

thereichstuff
29-08-2017, 06:29 PM
:jerkit:

SJ'sLoveMonkey
29-08-2017, 06:31 PM
Im not a twat ,and I bet your not big :clown:

It's like a baby's arm holding a Jaffa Orange allegedly so you're wrong! :p

matbha
29-08-2017, 06:31 PM
:jerkit:

That's you :supergrin:

matbha
29-08-2017, 06:46 PM
It's like a baby's arm holding a Jaffa Orange allegedly so you're wrong! :p

Ok he is big lol:)

SwoopingGull
30-08-2017, 08:51 AM
Wether you are gay or not is irrelevant but what we all do know is you are a gutless, worthless piece of shit :D :jerkit:

Yea OK Big Gav you :jerkit:.

Guttless? Worthless? Piece of shit?

Please stop i cant handle all your insults lol...

Big Gav, Big fat girl more like :jerkit:

Spindle
25-11-2017, 05:03 PM
Nice finish from Donkey Dunk today, in his own net :D

Vince Hilaire's Afro
25-11-2017, 05:07 PM
Advisable for Dunky to face the wall during tonight's highlight package

Eagleinsussex
25-11-2017, 05:35 PM
Have you guys given up on this thread? No bookings and is seen as someone who doesn't look out of place in the premier league. Played his part in our first clean sheet.

Nope, just biding our time, we all knew Dunky wouldn't let us down

Richard Russell
25-11-2017, 06:50 PM
He's overdue a goal FOR us.

Vince Hilaire's Afro
25-11-2017, 06:54 PM
He's overdue a goal FOR us.

Slightly spurious of you to casually drop that one in here Dicky, so that you look like a genius if the unthinkable happens and he scores on Tuesday.

Here's hoping instead he's looking bemused in his own penalty area whilst Wilf again makes him look like a mug (no doubt one of my erstwhile colleagues have a gif or two on hand for illustrative purposes)

Pidster
26-11-2017, 09:02 AM
Nice finish from Donkey Dunk today, in his own net :D

Let us not forget his assist for Stoke's opener.

Richard Russell
26-11-2017, 12:51 PM
Slightly spurious of you to casually drop that one in here Dicky, so that you look like a genius if the unthinkable happens and he scores on Tuesday.

Here's hoping instead he's looking bemused in his own penalty area whilst Wilf again makes him look like a mug (no doubt one of my erstwhile colleagues have a gif or two on hand for illustrative purposes)He’s improved quite a lot since we played each other last. He might score on Tuesday, although I think Murray would be the most likely source.

Phil's Barber
26-11-2017, 01:18 PM
although I think Murray would be the most likely source.

His record in games between us is pretty good.

HurstpierPalace
26-11-2017, 01:37 PM
He's overdue a goal FOR us.

And we're overdue a clean sheet.:)

RazorsEdge
26-11-2017, 04:36 PM
He's overdue a goal FOR us.

I am overdue for a win in the lottery....

Richard Russell
26-11-2017, 05:24 PM
His record in games between us is pretty good.:p

Spindle
27-11-2017, 09:13 AM
What would be the ultimate is Glenn Murray getting the winner, as an og FOR Palace :lux:

Vince Hilaire's Afro
27-11-2017, 09:18 AM
What would be the ultimate is Glenn Murray getting the winner, as an og FOR Palace :lux:

Then taking off his shirt to reveal a Palace one beneath, unleashing a maniacal laugh and disappearing under a cloud of smoke in the centre circle

Vince Hilaire's Afro
27-11-2017, 09:20 AM
He’s improved quite a lot since we played each other last.

Yes. His OG against Man Utd was unlucky, whereas the one against Liverpool was hilarious

mushroom
27-11-2017, 09:45 AM
Yes. His OG against Man Utd was unlucky, whereas the one against Liverpool was hilarious


I’ll never be able to thank him enough for that... football is about joyous moments... and that moment brought me as much joy as Sakho’s winner Saturday

wehatepalace
27-11-2017, 10:54 AM
What would be the ultimate is Glenn Murray getting the winner, as an og FOR Palace :lux:

LOL, could you imagine the uproar and conspiracy theories if that happened. :p

wehatepalace
27-11-2017, 10:56 AM
Yes. His OG against Man Utd was unlucky, whereas the one against Liverpool was hilarious

Still not fully paid off his debt to Karma for nearly killing Billy Sharp!

Vince Hilaire's Afro
27-11-2017, 08:21 PM
Still not fully paid off his debt to Karma for nearly killing Billy Sharp!

Surely the fact that this once big club/England international tipped player is still kicking his heels in a footballing backwater is karma enough

EagleEater
27-11-2017, 08:25 PM
Surely the fact that this once big club/England international tipped player is still kicking his heels in a footballing backwater is karma enough

You talking about Zaha?

grand aigle
27-11-2017, 08:48 PM
You talking about Zaha?

Cote d'Ivoire international!

EagleEater
27-11-2017, 08:49 PM
Cote d'Ivoire international!

How did that turn out?

Jim Cannon
27-11-2017, 08:51 PM
How did that turn out?

Is it 30 years since you last had an England player now?

grand aigle
27-11-2017, 09:00 PM
How did that turn out?

Seems, quite well! What is your point??

EagleEater
27-11-2017, 09:01 PM
Is it 30 years since you last had an England player now?

5 years... Gareth Barry :p

grand aigle
27-11-2017, 09:04 PM
5 years... Gareth Barry :p

DEluded..... he never played in your first team, he had to leave to get anywhere near useful (not sure he ever did). Surely you're not seriously claiming him as a weed player??

EagleEater
27-11-2017, 09:08 PM
DEluded..... he never played in your first team, he had to leave to get anywhere near useful (not sure he ever did). Surely you're not seriously claiming him as a weed player??

Still played for the club.

grand aigle
27-11-2017, 09:11 PM
Still played for the club.

****wit!

Jim Cannon
27-11-2017, 11:33 PM
Still played for the club.

You ****wit. You know when they name the squads and in brackets they put the club's that the player plays for? Did we ever see Brighton there? No. Gareth Barry FFS. Idiot.

Big Gav
27-11-2017, 11:41 PM
Still played for the club.

Deluded know nothing about football ringpiece :D

Spindle
02-12-2017, 06:14 PM
3 OG's already and we're only a 1/3 the way through the season. At this rate he'll outscore Benteke for sure!

Who is winning the competition?

Coastal Palace
02-12-2017, 08:01 PM
3 OG's already and we're only a 1/3 the way through the season. At this rate he'll outscore Benteke for sure!

Who is winning the competition?

He's too good for Arsenal though.
Apparently.

FORZA SELHURST
02-12-2017, 08:51 PM
https://media1.tenor.com/images/c4c7debf195d1e8ad3bcecc839e94707/tenor.gif?itemid=8104589

Vince Hilaire's Afro
02-12-2017, 08:55 PM
He's too good for Arsenal though.
Apparently.

Assnal

Coastal Palace
02-12-2017, 09:19 PM
Assnal

:)

Coastal Palace
02-12-2017, 09:20 PM
https://media1.tenor.com/images/c4c7debf195d1e8ad3bcecc839e94707/tenor.gif?itemid=8104589

:)

Eagleinsussex
02-12-2017, 09:54 PM
https://media1.tenor.com/images/c4c7debf195d1e8ad3bcecc839e94707/tenor.gif?itemid=8104589

To be fair this one has better close control than old Donkey Dunk

sylvan eagle
02-12-2017, 10:06 PM
At least the donkeys two footed

Coastal Palace
02-12-2017, 10:10 PM
That video is both funny and upsetting at the same time.

Hey Lewis.........

Ash
26-02-2018, 02:31 PM
Dunk equals record for own goals in a single Premier League season (https://www.fourfourtwo.com/news/dunk-equals-record-own-goals-a-single-premier-league-season)

Richard Russell
26-02-2018, 03:04 PM
Dunk equals record for own goals in a single Premier League season
With power to add.

Him and Duffy have been great this season, we’ve been under pressure in most of our games but haven’t conceded too many. Defending has been our strongest suit.

No complaints about the own goals, he just tries to block everything.

Ash
26-02-2018, 03:14 PM
With power to add.

Him and Duffy have been great this season, we’ve been under pressure in most of our games but haven’t conceded too many. Defending has been our strongest suit.

No complaints about the own goals, he just tries to block everything.

Dunk equals record for own goals in a single Premier League season (https://www.fourfourtwo.com/news/dunk-equals-record-own-goals-a-single-premier-league-season#Gk1AId868WgzXohz.99)

Payney
26-02-2018, 03:54 PM
First page totals updated, 5 own goals in one season would be something special, Good luck Dunky.

Spindle
26-02-2018, 04:33 PM
3 OG's already and we're only a 1/3 the way through the season. At this rate he'll outscore Benteke for sure!


To quote myself at this juncture

Benteke 2
Dunk 4

I think he's gonna do it!

Londoner
26-02-2018, 06:00 PM
Here's the biggest donkey and a waste of money.


How many goals? :supergrin:

http://images.indianexpress.com/2017/12/christian-benteke-m.jpg

matbha
26-02-2018, 07:54 PM
To quote myself at this juncture

Benteke 2
Dunk 4

I think he's gonna do it!

Lol Dunk puts his body on the line ,bet you wish benteke would horrid player cant believe hes only 27 !! ,Murray 34 puts him to shame

old git
26-02-2018, 08:16 PM
Lol Dunk puts his body on the line ,bet you wish benteke would horrid player cant believe hes only 27 !! ,Murray 34 puts him to shame

Racist

matbha
26-02-2018, 08:23 PM
Racist

LOL :angel:

HurstpierPalace
26-02-2018, 08:26 PM
With power to add.

Him and Duffy have been great this season, we’ve been under pressure in most of our games but haven’t conceded too many. Defending has been our strongest suit.

No complaints about the own goals, he just tries to block everything.

Positionally poor so everything is an uncontrolled last minute lunge. How many other top defenders are throwing themselves to the floor desperately every five minutes?

Brighton’s admittedly tidy defensive record is more down to Hughton’s ability to organise the whole team as a robust defensive unit.

CharlieCPFC
26-02-2018, 08:28 PM
Positionally poor so everything is an uncontrolled last minute lunge. How many other top defenders are throwing themselves to the floor desperately every five minutes?

Brighton’s admittedly tidy defensive record is more down to Hughton’s ability to organise the whole team as a robust defensive unit.

Word to word correct.

It's been shown on occasions when the team has lost its shape and Duffy and Dunk have to defend in 2v2 situations they get exploited big time.

Londoner
26-02-2018, 08:39 PM
Positionally poor so everything is an uncontrolled last minute lunge. How many other top defenders are throwing themselves to the floor desperately every five minutes?

Brighton’s admittedly tidy defensive record is more down to Hughton’s ability to organise the whole team as a robust defensive unit.
Dunk could always just stand there and watch the ball sail over his head and onto Kane's nut. :D:D:D

You have no idea. None of your CB's are anywhere near the class of Dunk. That is a fact.

old git
26-02-2018, 08:40 PM
Dunk could always just stand there and watch the ball sail over his head and onto Kane's nut. :D:D:D

You have no idea. None of your CB's are anywhere near the class of Dunk. That is a fact.

Dunk is a wanker.If we sign him I will walk away.

Londoner
26-02-2018, 08:40 PM
Word to word correct.

It's been shown on occasions when the team has lost its shape and Duffy and Dunk have to defend in 2v2 situations they get exploited big time.

Best defensive record outside the top 7.

So many thick people on here :clown:

Londoner
26-02-2018, 08:41 PM
Dunk is a wanker.If we sign him I will walk away.

1/10

Thought you were better than that

Maiden Eagle
26-02-2018, 08:43 PM
Dunk could always just stand there and watch the ball sail over his head and onto Kane's nut. :D:D:D

You have no idea. None of your CB's are anywhere near the class of Dunk. That is a fact.

Says the ****** who told us the CMS was way better than Murray.

What do you know ? You don't even go to games.

You're just a saddo internet troll, with no friends.

old git
26-02-2018, 08:44 PM
1/10

Thought you were better than that

You thought wrong.:love:

Londoner
26-02-2018, 08:49 PM
Says the ****** who told us the CMS was way better than Murray.

What do you know ? You don't even go to games.

You're just a saddo internet troll, with no friends.

I enjoy putting a lot of misinformed people right on here. Goes with my territory.

Only Zaha would get into our team. Man for man i wouldn't swap any other of your players for ours. Think most of you lot deep down would agree.

matbha
26-02-2018, 08:56 PM
Dunk is a wanker.If we sign him I will walk away.

Wow ,hows the 30 mill player getting on ,Dunk is a wanker in your eyes but he loyal unlike MR 30 mill:lux:

old git
26-02-2018, 09:01 PM
Wow ,hows the 30 mill player getting on ,Dunk is a wanker in your eyes but he loyal unlike MR 30 mill:lux:

Loyal? He wanted to comè to us eighteen months ago. He's only with you because nobody else rates him.

Maiden Eagle
26-02-2018, 09:02 PM
I enjoy putting a lot of misinformed people right on here. Goes with my territory.

Only Zaha would get into our team. Man for man i wouldn't swap any other of your players for ours. Think most of you lot deep down would agree.

Like you've enjoyed telling us for the last 8 years, how useless we are, but who has always had the last laugh ? And every time, that has happened you have disappeared up your boyfriend's arse.

What a tremendous result for us the, at the Amex, in the League, to get a 0-0 draw, against such a superior team, clearly better than beating Chelsea and ending Man City's run of 18 successive wins.

Londoner
26-02-2018, 09:08 PM
Like you've enjoyed telling us for the last 8 years, how useless we are, but who has always had the last laugh ? And every time, that has happened you have disappeared up your boyfriend's arse.

What a tremendous result for us the, at the Amex, in the League, to get a 0-0 draw, against such a superior team, clearly better than beating Chelsea and ending Man City's run of 18 successive wins.

Why do you conveniently leave out the FA cup defeat against our reserves ?

matbha
26-02-2018, 09:11 PM
Loyal? He wanted to comè to us eighteen months ago. He's only with you because nobody else rates him.

And im a twat lol:hi:

Maiden Eagle
26-02-2018, 09:18 PM
Why do you conveniently leave out the FA cup defeat against our reserves ?

Your reserves beat our reserves, with a late winner. Well done.

Londoner
26-02-2018, 09:23 PM
Your reserves beat our reserves, with a late winner. Well done.

What about the four or five year head start on us in this league and we are above you ?

All i kept reading on NSC is how far ahead you are on us.

Selhurst Celtic
26-02-2018, 09:29 PM
Loyal? He wanted to comè to us eighteen months ago. He's only with you because nobody else rates him.

And he's a sex offender.

Eagleinsussex
26-02-2018, 09:34 PM
And im a twat lol:hi:

Got it in one Mattieboy :hi:

Eagleinsussex
26-02-2018, 09:38 PM
Dunk could always just stand there and watch the ball sail over his head and onto Kane's nut. :D:D:D

You have no idea. None of your CB's are anywhere near the class of Dunk. That is a fact.

Oh Spencer you are a card, maybe a fact in your little confused brain :D

Maiden Eagle
26-02-2018, 09:39 PM
What about the four or five year head start on us in this league and we are above you ?

All i kept reading on NSC is how far ahead you are on us.

And you call us thick ?

The 3 teams below us in the table, have all been in the Prem much longer than us and also Soton, just above us. Leicester were fantastic 2 years ago, but from now there will be the same Top 6, with maybe Everton and Leicester trying to join that elite and failing, and everyone else trying to avoid the drop. 3 teams have to go down and it won't necessarily be the new teams up from the C'Ship.

You spent half the 13/14 season on here, laughing at us and we ended up 11th.

Your team have done well so far and I'm not that surprised. We have done well to stay in the prem for 5 years but will probably drop this season.

I am realistic, but I just don't like gobshites like you, who only sing when they're winning.

grand aigle
26-02-2018, 10:25 PM
Dunk could always just stand there and watch the ball sail over his head and onto Kane's nut. :D:D:D

You have no idea. None of your CB's are anywhere near the class of Dunk. That is a fact.

ffs I think you 'll find that Sakho is miles and miles ahead of Drunk in every respect....ex PSG captain, ex Liverpool, French international captain....what has drunk done that even gets near to that cv?? How many England caps has he got? err NONE! I'll help you out......bugger all is the answer...one season in the Premier league where he has achieved a record equalling 4 own goals.....wow superstar he isnt!
Dont know much about football do you??

Eagleinsussex
26-02-2018, 10:44 PM
Wow ,hows the 30 mill player getting on ,Dunk is a wanker in your eyes but he loyal unlike MR 30 mill:lux:

Loyalty Lol, so much to learn Mattieboy, if, and it is a massive if, any of the big clubs had come in for donkey dunk he would have been off like a shot without a backward glance to your little town club.

Golf Boy
27-02-2018, 07:06 AM
Dunk could always just stand there and watch the ball sail over his head and onto Kane's nut. :D:D:D

You have no idea. None of your CB's are anywhere near the class of Dunk. That is a fact.

Sakho and Tomkins are both miles better than Dunk. Do i actually need to post this?

An offer will come in for Dunk by some Wally who looks at your overall defensive record and thinks it`s Dunk doing the business. Take that offer and replace himwith any Warnock type clogger - you won´t notice the difference.

Maiden Eagle
27-02-2018, 08:05 AM
Dunk could always just stand there and watch the ball sail over his head and onto Kane's nut. :D:D:D

You have no idea. None of your CB's are anywhere near the class of Dunk. That is a fact.

Actually thinking about it, he would have cut the corner out, and probably headed the ball into his own net !

Spindle
27-02-2018, 09:33 AM
I enjoy putting a lot of misinformed people right on here. Goes with my territory.

Only Zaha would get into our team. Man for man i wouldn't swap any other of your players for ours. Think most of you lot deep down would agree.

Very very funny

Spindle
27-02-2018, 09:37 AM
Why do you conveniently leave out the FA cup defeat against our reserves ?

This was the match that exposed your pathetic support to the world.

CharlieCPFC
27-02-2018, 12:09 PM
Best defensive record outside the top 7.

So many thick people on here :clown:

Believe me I know more about football in my little finger than you do in your whole body.

Under Pulls we bad a back line of Ward, Dann, Delaney and Mariappa. Yet we had the fourth best defensive record in the league. Hughton likewise to Pulis has organised your back four collectively throughout the whole team so their individual weaknesses don't get exploited.

Dunk hasn't even featured at any international level. Sakho meanwhile has featured at the highest level.

Not sure why I'm explaining myself to a complete and utter div.

matbha
27-02-2018, 12:15 PM
ffs I think you 'll find that Sakho is miles and miles ahead of Drunk in every respect....ex PSG captain, ex Liverpool, French international captain....what has drunk done that even gets near to that cv?? How many England caps has he got? err NONE! I'll help you out......bugger all is the answer...one season in the Premier league where he has achieved a record equalling 4 own goals.....wow superstar he isnt!
Dont know much about football do you??

How is he ahead in everyway he doesn't play

HurstpierPalace
27-02-2018, 12:16 PM
Dunk could always just stand there and watch the ball sail over his head and onto Kane's nut. :D:D:D

You have no idea. None of your CB's are anywhere near the class of Dunk. That is a fact.

Clearly on a wind up or you know **** all about football. As a one v one defender not being protected by a midfield 5 camped in front Dunk isn’t in the same league as Sakho, Tomkins and Dann and is probably a little bit below Martin Kelly’s level. You want to compare him to a way past it Damien Delaney that shows your level of football knowledge.

“None of your CBs are anywhere near the class of Dunk.” Is an opinion.

“Dunk has scored FOUR TIMES as many own goals as the ENTIRE Palace squad” is an objective truth.

Londoner
27-02-2018, 01:22 PM
So much crap on this thread it hurts to read it.

Yet pundits like Carragher were raving about Dunk. Enough said.

Bored of putting people right.

Maiden Eagle
27-02-2018, 01:37 PM
So much crap on this thread it hurts to read it.

Yet pundits like Carragher were raving about Dunk. Enough said.

Bored of putting people right.

Wow, he must be brilliant then:rolleyes:

Ash
27-02-2018, 02:06 PM
Own no!

Lewis Dunk scored another own goal at the weekend: how many is that now this season and is it a record?

Lewis Dunk has scored four in a PL season. Only one other player has done that (http://www.skysports.com/football/news/12038/11268585/martin-tylers-stats-and-facts-most-own-goals-and-goals-from-substitute)

They said it wouldn't happen. We said it would. AND IT DID!

grand aigle
27-02-2018, 02:10 PM
How is he ahead in everyway he doesn't play

grow up you dozy twat, of course he doesnt when hes injured....look back t his record at PSG , Liverpool, France international etc etc what has drunk done that matches that....oh he plays for brighton who are nearly as good as PSG??? Much better player than drunk will ever be

PS probably had more appearance in court than Sakho to be fair!

old git
27-02-2018, 02:12 PM
http://rednbluearmy.co.uk/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/lewis-dunk-sent-off-cpfc.jpg?itok=NNncBdz1

Eagleinsussex
27-02-2018, 02:31 PM
So much crap on this thread it hurts to read it.

Yet pundits like Carragher were raving about Dunk. Enough said.

Bored of putting people right.

Was that when he did the 'keepy uppy' thing in front of the Kop before yet another own goal......yes I can imagine old Carra loved that :D

EagleEater
27-02-2018, 03:58 PM
grow up you dozy twat, of course he doesnt when hes injured....look back t his record at PSG , Liverpool, France international etc etc what has drunk done that matches that....oh he plays for brighton who are nearly as good as PSG??? Much better player than drunk will ever be

PS probably had more appearance in court than Sakho to be fair!

Grand Aigle telling another user to grow up! :clown:

grand aigle
27-02-2018, 04:28 PM
Grand Aigle telling another user to grow up! :clown:

Oh dear shes back and obviously on her period!!

EagleEater
27-02-2018, 04:29 PM
Oh dear shes back and obviously on her period!!

Point proven! ^ :p

grand aigle
27-02-2018, 04:40 PM
Point proven! ^ :p


Well you are an old woman arent you....swoopyeaglegulleater??:jerkit:

little al
27-02-2018, 04:53 PM
grow up you dozy twat, of course he doesnt when hes injured....look back t his record at PSG , Liverpool, France international etc etc what has drunk done that matches that....oh he plays for brighton who are nearly as good as PSG??? Much better player than drunk will ever be

PS probably had more appearance in court than Sakho to be fair!

To be fair, Dunk has scored for Liverpool.

Maiden Eagle
27-02-2018, 07:07 PM
To be fair, Dunk has scored for Liverpool.

Twice

Londoner
28-02-2018, 08:40 AM
ffs I think you 'll find that Sakho is miles and miles ahead of Drunk in every respect....ex PSG captain, ex Liverpool, French international captain....what has drunk done that even gets near to that cv?? How many England caps has he got? err NONE! I'll help you out......bugger all is the answer...one season in the Premier league where he has achieved a record equalling 4 own goals.....wow superstar he isnt!
Dont know much about football do you??

Is this Sakho who is to scared to play against Spurs ?:clown:

What a wonderful reliable player you have there. You couldn't make this shit up.

I'll stick with Dunk thanks who is NEVER SCARED OR INJURED :angel:

Eagleinsussex
28-02-2018, 09:19 AM
Is this Sakho who is to scared to play against Spurs ?:clown:

What a wonderful reliable player you have there. You couldn't make this shit up.

I'll stick with Dunk thanks who is NEVER SCARED OR INJURED :angel:

How old are you.....to scared, Jesus, you sound like a child

Ash
28-02-2018, 09:39 AM
Funny how all the seaweed in here are talking about Palace players. This is a thread to celebrate Calamity Dunk's historic place in the record books.

grand aigle
28-02-2018, 09:47 AM
Man U, Man C, Liverpool, and Swansea...all teams that Drunk has scored for this season.

Spindle
28-02-2018, 12:00 PM
1 in 7 games. It's a decent tally for any defender.

Eagleinsussex
28-02-2018, 10:22 PM
And im a twat lol:hi:

Spot on :D

Eagleinsussex
28-02-2018, 10:24 PM
Still played for the club.

Sums EE up perfectly, knows f vck all about his own club :D

matbha
28-02-2018, 10:35 PM
Spot on :D

Your a good man :)

Londoner
04-03-2018, 06:26 PM
Needs an England call up. He simply oozes class and hes a Brighton lad. I love Lewis :love:

https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_large/public/thumbnails/image/2018/03/04/15/lewis-dunk.jpg

Spindle
04-03-2018, 10:18 PM
Moments before he nearly scored the opener, and later on Ryan made a smart save from another shot which he tried to block that was going wide. He was Arsenal's best forward today.

jaspercpfc
15-03-2018, 12:39 PM
Weed fans clambering for a call up and it doesn't look like it's going to materialise today, reports suggest Southgate is opting to go with James Tarkowski :supergrin::supergrin:

Bipe
15-03-2018, 01:13 PM
So the Weed dreams of a first England call up for one of their players since...err...Peter Ward around 35 years ago??...may have to wait a while longer yet. Although how Mike Trusson never got an England cap I will never know.

Maiden Eagle
15-03-2018, 01:48 PM
Needs an England call up. He simply oozes class and hes a Brighton lad. I love Lewis :love:

https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_large/public/thumbnails/image/2018/03/04/15/lewis-dunk.jpg

Didn't know you celebrated an own goal as much as that.

Eagleinsussex
15-03-2018, 06:37 PM
So the Weed dreams of a first England call up for one of their players since...err...Peter Ward around 35 years ago??...may have to wait a while longer yet. Although how Mike Trusson never got an England cap I will never know.

England as we all know have been abysmal in tournaments for a very long time, if Dirty Donkey Dunk had been called up, we may as well have just turned off the light, locked the door and walked away

matbha
15-03-2018, 06:38 PM
Weed fans clambering for a call up and it doesn't look like it's going to materialise today, reports suggest Southgate is opting to go with James Tarkowski :supergrin::supergrin:

No shame in not getting a call up ,James Tarkowski is a very good player

Coastal Palace
15-03-2018, 06:59 PM
No shame in not getting a call up ,James Tarkowski is a very good player

Problee.

Alright my Matty boy.
How you doing, sir?

thereichstuff
15-03-2018, 06:59 PM
No shame in not getting a call up ,James Tarkowski is a very good player

The only shame was facing a hotel room wall when things were happening .

little al
15-03-2018, 07:18 PM
England as we all know have been abysmal in tournaments for a very long time, if Dirty Donkey Dunk had been called up, we may as well have just turned off the light, locked the door and walked away

The only twat to score against England in a penalty shoot out.

matbha
15-03-2018, 07:58 PM
Problee.

Alright my Matty boy.
How you doing, sir?

Im fine mate hope your fine and well

matbha
15-03-2018, 07:59 PM
The only shame was facing a hotel room wall when things were happening .

Grow up pal :frown:

thereichstuff
15-03-2018, 08:01 PM
Grow up pal :frown:

Didn’t he then ?

matbha
15-03-2018, 08:07 PM
Didn’t he then ?

Who knows :confused:do you

Pidster
15-03-2018, 08:22 PM
Who knows :confused:do you

Wasn't that the whole premise of his legal defence?

matbha
15-03-2018, 08:47 PM
Wasn't that the whole premise of his legal defence?

Please tell me you seem to know everything

SJ'sLoveMonkey
15-03-2018, 08:54 PM
Needs an England call up. He simply oozes class and hes a Brighton lad. I love Lewis :love:

https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_large/public/thumbnails/image/2018/03/04/15/lewis-dunk.jpg

How do you know you never go

Phil's Barber
15-03-2018, 09:02 PM
The only twat to score against England in a penalty shoot out.


:D

thereichstuff
15-03-2018, 09:04 PM
Who knows :confused:do you

I though it was well known he had a wenger moment .

thereichstuff
15-03-2018, 09:05 PM
How do you know you never go

Only to beam backs .

Selhurst Celtic
15-03-2018, 09:57 PM
No shame in not getting a call up ,James Tarkowski is a very good player

And not a sex offender. Which is a bonus.

SJ'sLoveMonkey
15-03-2018, 10:17 PM
And not a sex offender. Which is a bonus.

Good point well made

Battle EAGLE
16-03-2018, 04:57 PM
Please tell me you seem to know everything

He's a wrong un, that's all.

matbha
16-03-2018, 09:37 PM
And not a sex offender. Which is a bonus.

Grow up not guilty :clown:

EagleEater
16-03-2018, 09:42 PM
Grow up not guilty :clown:

Exactly. It's amazing they have the audacity to slander an innocent man with all the recent goings on in their showers with the under 18 squad.

Pidster
16-03-2018, 09:57 PM
Exactly. It's amazing they have the audacity to slander an innocent man with all the recent goings on in their showers with the under 18 squad.

Spunky Dunky was involved in a "sex case". Fact. Please feel free to name the Palace employees you are making allegations about. If you do, it might also be prudent to give the contact details of your legal team.

matbha
16-03-2018, 09:57 PM
Exactly. It's amazing they have the audacity to slander an innocent man with all the recent goings on in their showers with the under 18 squad.

Wow didn't know that ,think at one point OG was saying bloom built his empire on gambling and the horrors it creates ,but there shirt sponsers are creating the gambling instruments :rolleyes:

old git
16-03-2018, 10:03 PM
Wow didn't know that ,think at one point OG was saying bloom built his empire on gambling and the horrors it creates ,but there shirt sponsers are creating the gambling instruments :rolleyes:

So what? Parish built his business without preying on the vulnerable.We were discussing chairmen I thought?
Anyway early night for me as up at six for Huddersfield. May see you on the way to Manchester.:angel:

matbha
16-03-2018, 10:06 PM
So what? Parish built his business without preying on the vulnerable.We were discussing chairmen I thought?
Anyway early night for me as up at six for Huddersfield. May see you on the way to Manchester.:angel:

Stay safe OG snow is forecast ,have a great day ,hope you lose lol :D

old git
16-03-2018, 10:08 PM
Stay safe OG snow is forecast ,have a great day ,hope you lose lol :D

As long as we get there I am fine ,if we have to stay so be it.Plenty of hotels.

EagleEater
17-03-2018, 02:12 AM
Spunky Dunky was involved in a "sex case". Fact. Please feel free to name the Palace employees you are making allegations about. If you do, it might also be prudent to give the contact details of your legal team.

Talking about sex cases when your own bloke appears to have been taking naked showers with the under 18's Palace youth kids. :clown:

EagleEater
17-03-2018, 02:14 AM
Wow didn't know that ,think at one point OG was saying bloom built his empire on gambling and the horrors it creates ,but there shirt sponsers are creating the gambling instruments :rolleyes:

They will say anything to try make themselves feel a bit better about their rotten, seedy, falling apart club. :p

EagleEater
17-03-2018, 02:15 AM
As long as we get there I am fine ,if we have to stay so be it.Plenty of hotels.

You aren't fooling anyone... We all know you will be watching the game from safety in Seaford.

Pidster
17-03-2018, 05:45 AM
Talking about sex cases when your own bloke appears to have been taking naked showers with the under 18's Palace youth kids. :clown:

Why not name names. There is an internal inquiry at Palace about some allegations. Dunk was taken to court. He was cleared of the charge, but none the less was in the same hotel room .

old git
17-03-2018, 06:33 AM
You aren't fooling anyone... We all know you will be watching the game from safety in Seaford.

Never been to seaford in my life but I can understand why other Palace would considering the terrifying experience of drinking in Brighton or Lewes pre- match. Enjoy soccer Saturday.

thereichstuff
17-03-2018, 08:46 AM
You aren't fooling anyone... We all know you will be watching the game from safety in Seaford.

2-15 in the morning ! You soppy Tarquin .

Eagleinsussex
17-03-2018, 09:13 AM
2-15 in the morning ! You soppy Tarquin .

EE must have been on the sauce, gets pwoper lairy when she's had a few Lol

SJ'sLoveMonkey
17-03-2018, 09:37 AM
EE must have been on the sauce, gets pwoper lairy when she's had a few Lol

That Cinzano is lethal

Eagleinsussex
17-03-2018, 09:19 PM
That Cinzano is lethal

Especially with those babycham chasers ;)

Eagleinsussex
17-03-2018, 09:39 PM
Thought the Donkey that is Dunk was supposed to be a centre half, can see why he wasn't called up for England, awful defending, caught out twice with headers. And with no words on the screen for the weeds, the only song they could sing, Albion zzzzzzz Albion zzzzzz

Good weekend all in all, laters weeds :)

thereichstuff
18-03-2018, 04:01 AM
They will say anything to try make themselves feel a bit better about their rotten, seedy, falling apart club. :p

And your club is a losing fa cup quarter finalists , PAWADE!!!!!!

HurstpierPalace
18-03-2018, 07:25 AM
Dunk could always just stand there and watch the ball sail over his head and onto Kane's nut. :D:D:D

You have no idea. None of your CB's are anywhere near the class of Dunk. That is a fact.

Like he did twice last night yeah Spencer?:supergrin:

You’re right after those goals last night I’d say not even Delaney is as poor as Dunk!

SJ'sLoveMonkey
18-03-2018, 07:26 AM
And your club is a losing fa cup quarter finalists , PAWADE!!!!!!


:D

EagleEater
18-03-2018, 08:49 AM
And your club is a losing fa cup quarter finalists , PAWADE!!!!!!

At least we made the 1/4 finals... Who was it who knocked you out again?

HurstpierPalace
18-03-2018, 08:51 AM
At least we made the 1/4 finals... Who was it who knocked you out again?

I think of any of the times we’ve lost against Brighton you’ll find that one ranks down there somewhere just above ‘pre season friendly’ in terms of importance.

Eagleinsussex
18-03-2018, 08:53 AM
At least we made the 1/4 finals... Who was it who knocked you out again?

Quoting past history again tut tut, after all the times you have a go about us mentioned the play-off semi final, you do remember that one don't you, the one where we went onto Wembley and didn't choke :supergrin:

EagleEater
18-03-2018, 08:55 AM
Quoting past history again tut tut, after all the times you have a go about us mentioned the play-off semi final, you do remember that one don't you, the one where we went onto Wembley and didn't choke :supergrin:

Quoting history? It was this seasons FA cup you muppet! :clown:

It's you lot who talk cling to the past and continuously bring up games that happened 5+ years ago.

Penstone Eagle
18-03-2018, 09:02 AM
And your club is a losing fa cup quarter finalists , PAWADE!!!!!!

Must admit there was a bus in Brighton last night with a 'sorry not in service' message displayed, probably on it's way to be adorned with blue and white ready for today.

Eagleinsussex
18-03-2018, 09:14 AM
Quoting history? It was this seasons FA cup you muppet! :clown:

It's you lot who talk cling to the past and continuously bring up games that happened 5+ years ago.

You clown the game was in the past, so its history, get it, Lol you thick c vnt

EagleEater
18-03-2018, 09:15 AM
Poor old Derek should have done everyone a favour and never stuck it in your Mother.

Eagleinsussex
18-03-2018, 09:32 AM
Poor old Derek should have done everyone a favour and never stuck it in your Mother.

But then I wouldn't have been here to take the p1ss out of you, you'd miss that, go on admit it, you cheeky little weedy fist bumper

CharlieCPFC
18-03-2018, 09:51 AM
Quoting history? It was this seasons FA cup you muppet! :clown:

It's you lot who talk cling to the past and continuously bring up games that happened 5+ years ago.

That play off win will be spoken about in 20 years time.

You'll never erase that one out your own mind, let alone ours.

HurstpierPalace
18-03-2018, 11:10 AM
Quoting history? It was this seasons FA cup you muppet! :clown:

It's you lot who talk cling to the past and continuously bring up games that happened 5+ years ago.

It was a massive win though wasn’t it? Seeing Zaha stick that second goal in, the middle aged Quentin in his Tesco clown hat crying into his clacker and the new found customers streaming out en mass on 88 minutes will always bring a smile to my face. :supergrin: Yknow that goal and the subsequent Wembley goal by Phillips are played before every home game? That’s history that can’t be erased. Thanks for that night, Eagle Eater and everyone else at Hove and Falmer FC (est. 2011) :lux:

SJ'sLoveMonkey
18-03-2018, 11:11 AM
It was a massive win though wasn’t it? Seeing Zaha stick that second goal in, the middle aged Quentin in his Tesco clown hat crying into his clacker and the new found customers streaming out en mass on 88 minutes will always bring a smile to my face. :supergrin: Yknow that goal and the subsequent Wembley goal by Phillips are played before every home game? That’s history that can’t be erased. Thanks for that night, Eagle Eater and everyone else at Hove and Falmer FC (est. 2011) :lux:


Beautiful

dannyb1
18-03-2018, 11:52 AM
At least we made the 1/4 finals... Who was it who knocked you out again?

:lux::lux::lux::lux: well done you we've reached the final twice but just for your clubs outstanding achievement this season why not have another parade. :jerkit::jerkit:

Spindle
18-03-2018, 12:19 PM
It was a massive win though wasn’t it? Seeing Zaha stick that second goal in, the middle aged Quentin in his Tesco clown hat crying into his clacker and the new found customers streaming out en mass on 88 minutes will always bring a smile to my face. :supergrin: Yknow that goal and the subsequent Wembley goal by Phillips are played before every home game? That’s history that can’t be erased. Thanks for that night, Eagle Eater and everyone else at Hove and Falmer FC (est. 2011) :lux:

Check mate

Eagleinsussex
18-03-2018, 03:00 PM
Watching Wigan v Saints, commentator says Nick Powell offered chance to join Brighton, but chose Wigan...... says it all really :D