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laths
10-08-2017, 01:36 PM
Apt name, that is all.

Ralph
10-08-2017, 01:47 PM
Apt name, that is all.

Who have they signed Ian Liverpool Are My First Team?

PALACEWU
10-08-2017, 01:51 PM
We want names.

fioreuk
10-08-2017, 01:53 PM
I thought Stefan Ku*tz had retired?

SilentAssassin
10-08-2017, 01:56 PM
Ahem.

http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=271325

CPFC.1990
10-08-2017, 02:05 PM
Jose Izquierdo, as soon as I heard it I knew there would be some rubbish posted on here.

elgin eagle
10-08-2017, 02:09 PM
Who have they signed Ian Liverpool Are My First Team?

He does sound like he should be a scouser :)

MikeyBaby
10-08-2017, 02:40 PM
When do the schools go back?

Maidstoned Eagle
10-08-2017, 02:43 PM
Norman Faggot?

furzy85
10-08-2017, 03:04 PM
have to admit, i had a little chuckle - thought someone was making it up when i first saw..

Norman Faggot?

LOLZ, TOP QUALITY BANTZ!! Gets funnier every time you dress up homophobic slurs as something else. :jerkit:

Ooh Betty
10-08-2017, 03:07 PM
Peter Shirtliff ?
Lars Bender ?

ebyeeckeagle
10-08-2017, 03:13 PM
Oh dear.

ForzaPalace
10-08-2017, 03:22 PM
Don't know how I didn't clock this sooner

PauLo
10-08-2017, 03:24 PM
Sigh.

eagle mart
10-08-2017, 03:24 PM
Don't know how I didn't clock this sooner

Oh.... you said clock.

jimos_uk
10-08-2017, 03:29 PM
There are so many things that we can laugh at about Brighton. So. Many. The gay jokes are actually yawn when it comes to the fact that at least 60% of their season ticket holders are just waiting for their 'real' club to come pick up 3 points on the south coast.

mexicaneagle
10-08-2017, 03:35 PM
Jose Izquierdo. I don't get it?

Silks&Tekkers
10-08-2017, 03:37 PM
"Insert fishing rod emoji" https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Fishing+for+bites&tbm=isch&imgil=tyK6WKKVpbULWM%253A%253B67RBmNpgaWAYLM%253Bh ttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fffden-2.phys.uaf.edu%25252F211_fall2010.web.dir%25252FJo el_Teune%25252Fpage7.html&source=iu&pf=m&fir=tyK6WKKVpbULWM%253A%252C67RBmNpgaWAYLM%252C_&usg=__0YzcFewr91Jw2-al7RXqQ7icRZo%3D&biw=1280&bih=918&ved=0ahUKEwiigqiu_8zVAhXFAsAKHWnwDlgQyjcINg&ei=fH2MWaLUMsWFgAbp4LvABQ#imgrc=zmZEK3fwxv86QM:

Silks&Tekkers
10-08-2017, 03:37 PM
Jose Izquierdo. I don't get it?

Iz Queir do

Is queer tho

Maidstoned Eagle
10-08-2017, 03:45 PM
have to admit, i had a little chuckle - thought someone was making it up when i first saw..



LOLZ, TOP QUALITY BANTZ!! Gets funnier every time you dress up homophobic slurs as something else. :jerkit:

Bender?

Maidstoned Eagle
10-08-2017, 03:46 PM
Jose Izquierdo. I don't get it?

Jose Left

old git
10-08-2017, 03:48 PM
Tony twoclubs?

Excowboy
10-08-2017, 03:50 PM
Jose Left

Plays on the left wing - must be what the OP was getting at.

Malarkey
10-08-2017, 03:53 PM
****?

Sharkba1t
10-08-2017, 03:54 PM
NSC will be going in to meltdown with this further signing. Never mind finishing top ten, they will be talking about being part of a breakaway European superclub league now.

And in the real world relegation is much more likely.

old git
10-08-2017, 03:56 PM
Has anyone on here ever heard of him?

mexicaneagle
10-08-2017, 04:00 PM
Iz Queir do

Is queer tho

OK. Tenous. Only works on paper - it's pronounced iz-Ki-air-do.

So the joke demonstrates ignorance twice over.

SEEPEEEFFSEE
10-08-2017, 04:01 PM
When this superstar realises how shite the Seaweed are he will be throwing his toys out the pram and handing Houghton a transfer request.

Pikie Punisher
10-08-2017, 07:15 PM
Has anyone on here ever heard of him?

Don't mean to be rude about the bloke but apparently he's shit.

the drexciyan
10-08-2017, 07:21 PM
**** that tinpot club and all who sail in her plastic ground.

20k of that stadium next year will be looking on their mobiles for their real clubs results.

Back on topic, have they signed Steve Scum?

brooklynlou
10-08-2017, 07:28 PM
Has anyone on here ever heard of him?

His mom???

GreatGonzo
10-08-2017, 07:32 PM
Don't mean to be rude about the bloke but apparently he's shit.

5'7 winger who doesn't assist much but has scored some goals in Belgium. Jelle Vossen who tried it in the PL, and was relegated, scored more than he did in the same league last season. He may turn out to be brilliant but big gamble IMO.

thereichstuff
10-08-2017, 07:40 PM
Is he gonna get us ?

Vince Hilaire's Afro
10-08-2017, 07:58 PM
Jose Izquierdo. I don't get it?

Unfair mockery of scousers

Dorking .Eagle
10-08-2017, 08:01 PM
The gift that keeps on giving

Dorking .Eagle
10-08-2017, 08:03 PM
There's still time for them to sign Dominik Bumgartner

Silks&Tekkers
10-08-2017, 08:17 PM
The irony if they sign Rod Fanni, unless you are American.

st albans
10-08-2017, 08:22 PM
Jose Left

Izquierda is left, not izquierdo

in-exile
10-08-2017, 08:28 PM
Is he gonna get us ?:D

CP-RJW
10-08-2017, 08:32 PM
Is he gonna get us ?
"Is Queer doe">Wilf, quite clearly.

nash84
10-08-2017, 08:40 PM
5'7 winger who doesn't assist much but has scored some goals in Belgium. Jelle Vossen who tried it in the PL, and was relegated, scored more than he did in the same league last season. He may turn out to be brilliant but big gamble IMO.

guaranteed that agents are throwing their players at them and they are risking it. I will guarantee they have not been scouting these players over a period of time.

Pikie Punisher
10-08-2017, 09:52 PM
guaranteed that agents are throwing their players at them and they are risking it. I will guarantee they have not been scouting these players over a period of time.

Yep, this bloke is barely Championship standard and his agent has found a willing mug to mug off :)

Vince Hilaire's Afro
10-08-2017, 10:05 PM
"South American" *fap fap fap*
"Played in 'Europe'" *fap fap fap*
"Exotic name" *fap fap fap*
"We're so classy and exotic" *fap fap fap*

"World class" *fap fap ooooh*

SJ'sLoveMonkey
10-08-2017, 10:08 PM
"South American" *fap fap fap*
"Played in 'Europe'" *fap fap fap*
"Exotic name" *fap fap fap*
"We're so classy and exotic" *fap fap fap*

"World class" *fap fap ooooh*

Thing is that is exactly how they think. Tossers

Sharkba1t
11-08-2017, 05:36 AM
In fairness, he might be half decent, but he is surrounded by dross and will be dragged down with them.

HurstpierPalace
11-08-2017, 05:42 AM
"South American" *fap fap fap*
"Played in 'Europe'" *fap fap fap*
"Exotic name" *fap fap fap*
"We're so classy and exotic" *fap fap fap*

"World class" *fap fap ooooh*

On the money with the weed mentality once again, VHA.

Payroll Legend
11-08-2017, 06:49 AM
Thing about Brighton is that they are so one paced. I'm hoping this fella isnt quick.

Prince Phillip
11-08-2017, 08:18 AM
He'll soon get fed up of standing on the halfway line watching Dunk and Bruno give away any advantage in a match he's worked so hard to provide.

Nigelbrag
11-08-2017, 08:22 AM
Personally i know nothing about Izquierdo, but from all accounts sounds a very good signing, and along with Knockheart on the other wing will cause many teams problems.
Even at his age i can see Murray playing an important subs role and with the right service from these wingers will score a few with his head. They may not be the pushovers many expect, interesting season ahead.

Steve in Phoenix
11-08-2017, 08:50 AM
Sounds similar to Jefferson Montero who did nothing at Swansea.

Popester
11-08-2017, 09:08 AM
guaranteed that agents are throwing their players at them and they are risking it. I will guarantee they have not been scouting these players over a period of time.

Woah! We all know Brighton do things the "right way" and make sure prospective players share the same moral and ethical standards as the rest of them. #Together.

Edit: I've googled him and he hasn't been involved in a sex scandal so they probably haven't done their homework this time...

Maidstoned Eagle
11-08-2017, 09:29 AM
Izquierda is left, not izquierdo

Only if you're a woman

El Aguila
11-08-2017, 09:36 AM
OK. Tenous. Only works on paper - it's pronounced iz-Ki-air-do.

So the joke demonstrates ignorance twice over.

Ith. Ith, ith, ith, you colonial barbarian.

El Aguila
11-08-2017, 09:38 AM
Izquierda is left, not izquierdo

But it changes the ending to agree with the noun if you use it as an adjective.

Maidstoned Eagle
11-08-2017, 09:40 AM
But it changes the ending to agree with the noun if you use it as an adjective.

Don't upset him, he thought he'd caught me out and is right now composing a post about ignorant ex-pats who can't speak the language. :D

Spindle
11-08-2017, 09:50 AM
Personally i know nothing about Izquierdo, but from all accounts sounds a very good signing, and along with Knockheart on the other wing will cause many teams problems.
Even at his age i can see Murray playing an important subs role and with the right service from these wingers will score a few with his head. They may not be the pushovers many expect, interesting season ahead.


Is this a quote from NSC or did you really write that yourself?

Spindle
11-08-2017, 09:53 AM
But it changes the ending to agree with the noun if you use it as an adjective.

The litmus test is John Motson. He will give us the true pronunciation.

Purepalace
11-08-2017, 09:54 AM
The litmus test is John Motson. He will give us the true pronunciation.

He never pronounced Stefan K u n t z correctly so it's doubtful :)

davech
11-08-2017, 10:52 AM
He never pronounced Stefan K u n t z correctly so it's doubtful :)

But, to be fair to Motty, the correct pronunciation of Stefan's name would still sound like swearing, but in a Northern accent. Incensed of Tunbridge Wells, Liverpool and Newcastle would have been straight on the blower to the Beeb :D

Coastal Palace
11-08-2017, 11:24 AM
Winger Schminger.....they're still going down.

Nigelbrag
11-08-2017, 03:23 PM
Is this a quote from NSC or did you really write that yourself?

Who or what is NSC?

thereichstuff
11-08-2017, 03:41 PM
Who or what is NSC?

North Korean chat , it's a mouthpiece for Bwrighton and nothing negative is ever said about them # together .

davech
11-08-2017, 03:54 PM
"South American" *fap fap fap*
"Played in 'Europe'" *fap fap fap*
"Exotic name" *fap fap fap*
"We're so classy and exotic" *fap fap fap*

"World class" *fap fap ooooh*

Does he need a work permit or does a couple of years in Belgium mean he is now in the clear?

Kazenga Lua Lua sounded exotic, but fat lot of good it did him. Found his level and is kicking his heels with QPha again. Hasn't yet got anyone of note.

SOUTHGATE EAGLE
11-08-2017, 04:24 PM
Jose Izquierdo, as soon as I heard it I knew there would be some rubbish posted on here.

Come on, even the coincidence is comedy gold.

dim
11-08-2017, 04:27 PM
O. Mywordkazisgonnagetreleagated?

Nigelbrag
11-08-2017, 04:41 PM
North Korean chat , it's a mouthpiece for Bwrighton and nothing negative is ever said about them # together .

I must learn to keep up with this Old Etonian chitchat.:p

mexicaneagle
12-08-2017, 11:49 AM
Ith. Ith, ith, ith, you colonial barbarian.

Elitist imperialist.