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EagleEater
13-09-2017, 06:15 PM
But you don't want to hurt their feelings! :p

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old git
13-09-2017, 06:27 PM
But you don't want to hurt their feelings! :p

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Give it a rest mate.You are beginning to look a bit simple.

EagleEater
13-09-2017, 06:29 PM
Give it a rest mate.You are beginning to look a bit simple.

You have taught me well, OG! :p

Coastal Palace
13-09-2017, 06:30 PM
A great appointment to steady the ship.
I love the fact that he's a local lad who supported us from the Holmesdale terrace.
On our books as a player too.

Mind you, I love your manager as well. Finished Ryan's career.
Oh hang on..that was his brother.. our Henry.

EagleEater
13-09-2017, 06:32 PM
Mind you, I love your manager as well. Finished Ryan's career.
Oh hang on..that was his brother.. our Henry.

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Coastal Palace
13-09-2017, 06:34 PM
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Absolutely.
It was marvellously deserved.
Bravo indeed!

old git
13-09-2017, 06:35 PM
A great appointment to steady the ship.
I love the fact that he's a local lad who supported us from the Holmesdale terrace.
On our books as a player too.

Mind you, I love your manager as well. Finished Ryan's career.
Oh hang on..that was his brother.. our Henry.

Mistimed tackle but that lot have to go on about it thirty odd years later.

EagleEater
13-09-2017, 06:35 PM
Absolutely.
It was marvellously deserved.
Bravo indeed!

Shows your class...

old git
13-09-2017, 06:37 PM
Shows your class...

You come on here to wind people up .Take the replies or **** off.
Simple really.If you want sensible discussion act like it.

EagleEater
13-09-2017, 06:39 PM
You come on here to wind people up .Take the replies or **** off.
Simple really.If you want sensible discussion act like it.

I can take the replies fine! Am I not allowed to point out classless pricks? :clown:

Coastal Palace
13-09-2017, 06:40 PM
Shows your class...

We've got another tetchy one here.

If you don't like it then don't come on here giving it out.

I wonder if North Stand C*nts would ever allow a Palace fan to make a disparaging thread about some Brighton wanker on that site?
I don't think so.

One Henry Hughton.....

old git
13-09-2017, 06:41 PM
I can take the replies fine! Am I not allowed to point out classless pricks? :clown:

Stick to NSC ,no end of them.
Do you like my avatar? I save it for when you lot think you are winding us up,it always works.

EagleEater
13-09-2017, 06:43 PM
Nah I am fine on the "Away Fans End" section, thanks! :p

If it gets too much, hit the [X] (Top right)

Coastal Palace
13-09-2017, 06:45 PM
I can take the replies fine! Am I not allowed to point out classless pricks? :clown:

I would imagine that if you're a Brighton season ticket holder then you'd be a dab hand in pointing out classless pricks!

EagleEater
13-09-2017, 06:51 PM
I would imagine that if you're a Brighton season ticket holder then you'd be a dab hand in pointing out classless pricks!

How's that then? :clown:

Coastal Palace
13-09-2017, 06:53 PM
How's that then? :clown:

Well you've got 11 to choose from.
Take your pick.

elgrande
13-09-2017, 06:59 PM
They really are a lot of spineless pricks,giving it the biggun on a message board.

Wouldn't say boo to you in the real world,but the their fans have always been the same ..cowardly *****.

Joe85
13-09-2017, 07:03 PM
But you don't want to hurt their feelings! :p

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Not surprised. Barca your 3rd team?

Coastal Palace
13-09-2017, 07:10 PM
How's that then? :clown:

We've got a saying where we come from...if you can't take it then don't try and give it.
You've tried to give it (very poorly. So no change there then) but you've taken it very badly (which is contrary to the rumours doing the rounds that say that you take it very well indeed!)

thereichstuff
13-09-2017, 07:17 PM
I can take the replies fine! Am I not allowed to point out classless pricks? :clown:

Losing your cool again . I can see you getting rattled this season , if you hang around .

Maiden Eagle
13-09-2017, 07:18 PM
Nah I am fine on the "Away Fans End" section, thanks! :p

If it gets too much, hit the [X] (Top right)

Well, let's hope you don't get banned (like you did before:rolleyes:)

Maiden Eagle
13-09-2017, 07:21 PM
We've got another tetchy one here.

If you don't like it then don't come on here giving it out.

I wonder if North Stand C*nts would ever allow a Palace fan to make a disparaging thread about some Brighton wanker on that site?
I don't think so.

One Henry Hughton.....

I prefer 'One Bill Archer..........'

EagleEater
13-09-2017, 07:22 PM
Well, let's hope you don't get banned (like you did before:rolleyes:)

Current admins seem a bit more level headed and even put bet wetting "Grand Aigle" in her place and made her look a total lemon when she screamed for an admin... :clown:

thereichstuff
13-09-2017, 07:25 PM
Current admins seem a bit more level headed and even put bet wetting "Grand Aigle" in his place and made him look a total lemon when he screamed for an admin... :clown:

Did he go crying to them like you did .

grand aigle
13-09-2017, 07:25 PM
Current admins seem a bit more level headed and even put bet wetting "Grand Eagle" in his place and made him look a total lemon when he screamed for an admin... :clown:

Really??? Must have passed me by. I dont give a **** either way, probably had good reason at the time but that's in the past, still if it pleases your tiny mind sweetheart, you just carry on. You still can't bloody spell can you swoopy?

Coastal Palace
13-09-2017, 07:29 PM
Current admins seem a bit more level headed and even put bet wetting "Grand Aigle" in her place and made her look a total lemon when she screamed for an admin... :clown:

WAH WAH WAH WAH........

EagleEater
13-09-2017, 07:33 PM
WAH WAH WAH WAH........

You crying again? :sob: :sob: :sob:

Joe85
13-09-2017, 07:34 PM
Well, let's hope you don't get banned (like you did before:rolleyes:)



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grand aigle
13-09-2017, 07:36 PM
Current admins seem a bit more level headed and even put bet wetting "Grand Aigle" in her place and made her look a total lemon when she screamed for an admin... :clown:

Very lame edit swoopygirl!

EagleEater
13-09-2017, 07:37 PM
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Which one is it??? FDB? Fat Sam? Freedman? Pullls? Pardew? Holloway? Warnock? The Americans in a few months time?

Coastal Palace
13-09-2017, 07:38 PM
You crying again? :sob: :sob: :sob:

And it pains me to say it, well it doesn't really, but that's the best comeback you've got!?!
It almost makes you pine for the comedy stylings and wit and endless wisdom of matbha.

EagleEater
13-09-2017, 07:39 PM
And it pains me to say it, well it doesn't really, but that's the best comeback you've got!?!
It almost makes you pine for the comedy stylings and wit and endless wisdom of matbha.

Hush

Coastal Palace
13-09-2017, 07:40 PM
Hush

And that's the second best you've got!!!

EagleEater
13-09-2017, 07:41 PM
And that's the second best you've got!!!

Silence!

grand aigle
13-09-2017, 07:41 PM
Hush

Your first team are on TV why aren't you watching?

EagleEater
13-09-2017, 07:43 PM
Who?

grand aigle
13-09-2017, 07:44 PM
Who?

Take your pic sweetie, Liverpool Spurs or Man City!

EagleEater
13-09-2017, 07:47 PM
No thanks...

Joe85
13-09-2017, 07:47 PM
Your first team are on TV why aren't you watching?



They played last night.


Along with his 3rd team.

Maiden Eagle
13-09-2017, 07:48 PM
Which one is it??? FDB? Fat Sam? Freedman? Pullls? Pardew? Holloway? Warnock? The Americans in a few months time?

Looks like Eagle Eater to me, trying to find the nearest toilet.

EagleEater
13-09-2017, 07:49 PM
Looks like Eagle Eater to me, trying to find the nearest toilet.

Good one! :p

Maiden Eagle
13-09-2017, 07:50 PM
Current admins seem a bit more level headed

Like Bozza on North Korea Chat ?

EagleEater
13-09-2017, 07:51 PM
Like Bozza on North Korea Chat ?

Always seemed OK to me. Don't know him personally...

old git
13-09-2017, 07:54 PM
Always seemed OK to me. Don't know him personally...

Try being a Palace fan on there.The bloke removes threads ,changes avatars and bans for nothing.
He also wears women's clothing in his spare time.

elgrande
13-09-2017, 07:56 PM
Which one is it??? FDB? Fat Sam? Freedman? Pullls? Pardew? Holloway? Warnock? The Americans in a few months time?

Another weed fan...

Coastal Palace
13-09-2017, 07:58 PM
Always seemed OK to me. Don't know him personally...

I don't know him personally either but he's a c*nt.
Like you.

EagleEater
13-09-2017, 07:59 PM
I don't know him personally either but he's a c*nt.
Like you.

Well, thanks for that! You show your class again.

CharlieCPFC
13-09-2017, 08:00 PM
But you don't want to hurt their feelings! :p

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Hilarious :rolleyes:

Coastal Palace
13-09-2017, 08:02 PM
Well, thanks for that! You show your class again.

But you are obviously a c*nt.
No class needed for stating the obvious.

Coastal Palace
13-09-2017, 08:03 PM
And obviously you are a c*nt.

EagleEater
13-09-2017, 08:04 PM
And obviously you are a c*nt.

Obviously... :p

thereichstuff
13-09-2017, 08:55 PM
I don't know him personally either but he's a c*nt.
Like you.

:D

matbha
14-09-2017, 07:39 PM
And obviously you are a c*nt.

you are a very angry man :)

Coastal Palace
14-09-2017, 07:42 PM
you are a very angry man :)

Yes I am. And you're a c*nt too.
Mind you, you haven't got to be angry to work that out.

thereichstuff
14-09-2017, 07:46 PM
you are a very angry man :)

:jerkit:

Coastal Palace
14-09-2017, 07:50 PM
:jerkit:

Agreed.
He's just another Brighton c*nt.
Same as the other 5,999.

SJ'sLoveMonkey
14-09-2017, 08:12 PM
Agreed.
He's just another Brighton c*nt.
Same as the other 5,999.

:p

matbha
14-09-2017, 08:25 PM
Agreed.
He's just another Brighton c*nt.
Same as the other 5,999.

Can live with that ,palace wanker :jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

thereichstuff
14-09-2017, 08:27 PM
Can live with that ,palace wanker :jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

Can live with being called a **** :D

Coastal Palace
14-09-2017, 08:32 PM
Can live with that ,palace wanker :jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

Rather a Palace wanker than a total Brighton c*nt.
Because that's what you lot are/ever have been/ever were.
And still are.

matbha
14-09-2017, 08:49 PM
Rather a Palace wanker than a total Brighton c*nt.
Because that's what you lot are/ever have been/ever were.
And still are.

Whatever pal ,that's we think about you ,but now im scared you might be HF :jerkit:

Coastal Palace
14-09-2017, 09:09 PM
Whatever pal ,that's we think about you ,but now im scared you might be HF :jerkit:

I don't know what any of that means but not only are you a Brighton c*nt but you're a div too.
The kind of div you see walking freely, and unaided around shitholes like Portslade, Southwick, Moulescoomb etc.
Whereabouts in the Southwick gene pool do you rate?

Coastal Palace
14-09-2017, 09:12 PM
Whatever pal ,that's we think about you ,but now im scared you might be HF :jerkit:

Oh and by the way, don't ever try and get the better of me because that will never happen.
There's more chance of Tony Bloom buying a good looking face.

wellquickwoody
14-09-2017, 09:50 PM
Oh and by the way, don't ever try and get the better of me because that will never happen.
There's more chance of Tony Bloom buying a good looking face.

Ooh, look, Coastal Palace has issues. Can we mentor him? Please?

Maiden Eagle
14-09-2017, 09:54 PM
Ooh, look, Coastal Palace has issues. Can we mentor him? Please?

I think the only people who have issues, are those who choose to troll on a rival team's messaging board. Maybe it covers up for their own very sad life.

matbha
14-09-2017, 10:47 PM
Oh and by the way, don't ever try and get the better of me because that will never happen.
There's more chance of Tony Bloom buying a good looking face.

Don't ever try to get the better of me ? you sad twat :jerkit:

EagleEater
14-09-2017, 11:22 PM
Don't ever try to get the better of me ? you sad twat :jerkit:

Even Palace fans think he's a sad twat for his homophobic rant against Brighton that had to be edited/removed by the moderators - http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=271328&page=41 (Starting from post #814)

"It was just a joke, honest Mister!" :jerkit:

redeyed
14-09-2017, 11:26 PM
Rather a fake Barca shirt, than a fake IFK Gothenburg shirt that many in Sussex have had to endure over the years :hi:

thereichstuff
15-09-2017, 05:53 AM
Even Palace fans think he's a sad twat for his homophobic rant against Brighton that had to be edited/removed by the moderators - http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=271328&page=41 (Starting from post #814)

"It was just a joke, honest Mister!" :jerkit:

Nice bit of research botty , how many aliases have you got now ?

SwoopingGull
15-09-2017, 10:12 AM
Nice bit of research botty , how many aliases have you got now ?

So you're ignoring the Homophobic bit then and try and shrug it off and ask how many accounts his got?

Stay classy like your club lol..

SJ'sLoveMonkey
15-09-2017, 10:28 AM
So you're ignoring the Homophobic bit then and try and shrug it off and ask how many accounts his got?

Stay classy like your club lol..

:D you here again you tedious tit, go and have a wank or something it's a bit unhealthy the amount of time you spend on here don't you think?

SwoopingGull
15-09-2017, 10:45 AM
:D you here again you tedious tit, go and have a wank or something it's a bit unhealthy the amount of time you spend on here don't you think?

My Mrs sucked me off this morning so dont need a wank thanks :supergrin:

grand aigle
15-09-2017, 10:48 AM
My Mrs sucked me off this morning so dont need a wank thanks :supergrin:

What an imagination you have!:jerkit::jerkit:

SwoopingGull
15-09-2017, 10:56 AM
What an imagination you have!:jerkit::jerkit:

Mate i dont have to imagine - it happened and it was ******* lovely. My Mrs knows how to handle my cock.

Again believe what you like single mummy's boy xx

grand aigle
15-09-2017, 11:00 AM
Mate i dont have to imagine - it happened and it was ******* lovely. My Mrs knows how to handle my cock.

Again believe what you like single mummy's boy xx

What his name?

Selhurst Celtic
15-09-2017, 11:04 AM
SwoopingGull is a very strange person.

CPFC Since 68
15-09-2017, 11:13 AM
Mate i dont have to imagine - it happened and it was ******* lovely. My Mrs knows how to handle my cock.

Again believe what you like single mummy's boy xx

Jesus how old are you ?

Phil's Barber
15-09-2017, 11:27 AM
Mate i dont have to imagine - it happened and it was ******* lovely. My Mrs knows how to handle my cock.

Again believe what you like single mummy's boy xx

:D What an idiot.

PIE "N" MASH
15-09-2017, 11:27 AM
Mate i dont have to imagine - it happened and it was ******* lovely. My Mrs knows how to handle my cock.

Again believe what you like single mummy's boy xx
Hitler and the rest were also sitting on the bench,waiting there turn supping white spirit.You'd need to be pissed to let that go down on you.EagleEater was holding her dentures,saggy old bint.

old git
15-09-2017, 01:13 PM
My Mrs sucked me off this morning so dont need a wank thanks :supergrin:

Mine made me a cup of tea.Very nice too.

Maiden Eagle
15-09-2017, 01:36 PM
Mate i dont have to imagine - it happened and it was ******* lovely. My Mrs knows how to handle my cock.

Again believe what you like single mummy's boy xx

Oh Feck me - First we had old Adolf, with has fantasies about travelling around the world (when the furthest he has gone is Shoreham) and now we had some weirdo would claims to have rampant sex with his Hilda Ogden lookalike Wife !
Being above us in the League is really going to their heads (in more ways than one !)

Phil's Barber
15-09-2017, 02:00 PM
Mine made me a cup of tea.Very nice too.

She knows how to handle your kettle. :D

CharlieCPFC
15-09-2017, 02:56 PM
SwoopingGull is a very strange person.

Very strange indeed.

Didn't that weirdo Londoner tell us about giving his missus one after a weasel win a while ago?

It just seems the majority of Brighton on this board are periceved as how they are in the real world, plums of the highest order.

thereichstuff
15-09-2017, 02:59 PM
Very strange indeed.

Didn't that weirdo Londoner tell us about giving his missus one after a weasel win a while ago?

It just seems the majority of Brighton on this board are periceved as how they are in the real world, plums of the highest order.

It could be one and the same . TBH who talks about their perceived sex life on here ?

old git
15-09-2017, 03:13 PM
It could be one and the same . TBH who talks about their perceived sex life on here ?

I mentioned a cup of tea but I think I got away with it.:D

thereichstuff
15-09-2017, 03:45 PM
I mentioned a cup of tea but I think I got away with it.:D

Good job you didn't mention tea bagging :)

mpfn
15-09-2017, 04:41 PM
It could be one and the same . TBH who talks about their perceived sex life on here ?

Spencer

Crofty
15-09-2017, 05:03 PM
SwoopingGull is a very strange person.

AND A C*NT! :p

PIE "N" MASH
15-09-2017, 06:08 PM
AND A C*NT! :p

Worth repeating :p:p

grand aigle
15-09-2017, 06:30 PM
AND A C*NT! :p

well worth repeating!

RazorsEdge
15-09-2017, 07:50 PM
AND A C*NT! :p

For those who missed it....

Joe85
15-09-2017, 08:00 PM
AND A C*NT! :p



Think this one went under the radar.

PeterH
15-09-2017, 08:13 PM
Wearing that Palace shirt makes you 100 times cooler than being a mongy zombie muppet and walking around in a Barcelona shirt.

You'd be even less of a muppet walking around in a tesco carrier bag of a shirt than that glory hunting nonsense.

Real football fans (except those going to Barcelona matches) don't where crap like that.