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mcmean
28-09-2017, 10:21 PM
https://ausjt21kuc9p8zor3h2aguqz-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Squad-Photo-Desktop_1.jpg

Prizes for spotting any photoshopped players this year - it seems they just added them bottom right

mcmean
28-09-2017, 10:24 PM
Wow that’s big

justjuice
28-09-2017, 10:30 PM
Happy bunch

CPFC.1990
28-09-2017, 10:36 PM
They look so miserable.

CPFC.1990
28-09-2017, 10:40 PM
Roy, Wilf and Schlupp look like they are about to kick off.

mcmean
28-09-2017, 10:46 PM
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Fatboy
28-09-2017, 10:47 PM
Why does it look like some of the heads have been photoshopped on ?

The necks on some of the players look weird.

PALACEWU
28-09-2017, 10:51 PM
Awful lighting.

WLYWLYAWYPWF
28-09-2017, 10:58 PM
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That's like a multiple choice competition question of how many points we will end up with this season.

Salad_Burnet
28-09-2017, 10:58 PM
Someone should've shut the door on the right. That would really bug me if I had this picture on my wall.

Kidofwonder
28-09-2017, 10:59 PM
why isnt there a guy in a morph suit and a kit to represent the free agent we're about to sign

mcmean
28-09-2017, 11:00 PM
Why does it look like some of the heads have been photoshopped on ?

The necks on some of the players look weird.

Just the lighting?

Hedgehog
29-09-2017, 01:25 AM
Has Mutch had a hair transplant?

Hedgehog
29-09-2017, 01:34 AM
Why does it look like some of the heads have been photoshopped on ?

The necks on some of the players look weird.
Back row left look really photoshopped! Especially McArthur.

newish eagle
29-09-2017, 04:58 AM
Has Mutch had a hair transplant?
He's always been a maverick!

Neckinger Eagle
29-09-2017, 07:08 AM
Someone should've shut the door on the right. That would really bug me if I had this picture on my wall.

Probably deliberately opened it so that nobody would take the mickey out of the pyschobabble written on it.

MENTALLY TOUGH
29-09-2017, 07:45 AM
Plenty of crossing off to do in Jan 18 when it comes to sale time.

foresthillbilly
29-09-2017, 07:53 AM
Why does it look like some of the heads have been photoshopped on ?

The necks on some of the players look weird.

I have to say, "Photoshop", was my first thought, but then it's still a poor effort if any editing was done

It looks very weird the way lighting catches some player faces, but not others. Strange indeed.

smoll
29-09-2017, 07:57 AM
Not many strikers in that photo. Well done Steve

Billyd
29-09-2017, 08:00 AM
Farce

in-exile
29-09-2017, 08:02 AM
Just the lighting?
The front door security guard who's always on the coach as well ... whose crutches is he holding???? Doesn't look good.
http://www.cpfc.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=49521&d=1506639612

in-exile
29-09-2017, 08:14 AM
Shouldn't Wilf and Connor be off them by now.....

bubbs11
29-09-2017, 08:18 AM
I have to say, "Photoshop", was my first thought, but then it's still a poor effort if any editing was done

It looks very weird the way lighting catches some player faces, but not others. Strange indeed.

The moon landing photos look more authentic!

beef
29-09-2017, 08:19 AM
Wilf still has his watch on!

foresthillbilly
29-09-2017, 08:22 AM
The front door security guard who's always on the coach as well ... whose crutches is he holding???? Doesn't look good.
http://www.cpfc.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=49521&d=1506639612

They're the new striker signing's :D

Maidstoned Eagle
29-09-2017, 08:22 AM
Shouldn't Wilf and Connor be off them by now.....

Benteke.

in-exile
29-09-2017, 08:29 AM
Benteke.
Nailed it..

mystery_man
29-09-2017, 08:33 AM
Where's Lokilo?

Seba
29-09-2017, 09:25 AM
That is a terrible photo.

Small players in the back row, odd sizes everywhere, not symmetrical, background is way too busy, and oh look, a cliche of having the badge above them. It's been done.

Turn them around, shoot back towards a dark background like tress, and shoot on a longer focal length, and bring the lights more central to avoid the shadows going off at an angle.

Seba
29-09-2017, 09:30 AM
Wait, I've just looked at it whilst not zoomed in... it's not even straight! And that background get worse ever time!

Maidstoned Eagle
29-09-2017, 10:02 AM
Oooh 'ark at David Bailey

audreytatou
29-09-2017, 10:10 AM
Oooh 'ark at David Bailey

wow! haven't heard that for years!:)

MFBias
29-09-2017, 10:22 AM
That is a terrible photo.

Small players in the back row, odd sizes everywhere, not symmetrical, background is way too busy, and oh look, a cliche of having the badge above them. It's been done.

Turn them around, shoot back towards a dark background like tress, and shoot on a longer focal length, and bring the lights more central to avoid the shadows going off at an angle.

Now people have to moan about the squad photo? Really strange world we live in. Its a ******* squad photo. Why would you take it against some trees rather than have the logo in? The lights are there to be backlit, this is what makes it look artificial as is not a source that is seen in day, the photographer maybe didnt do his best mixing the front light with the backlight but to have a whinge at the club over the squad photo is lame.

alanlee11
29-09-2017, 10:39 AM
Count the strikers.

3 Beers at HT
29-09-2017, 10:41 AM
Now people have to moan about the squad photo? Really strange world we live in. Its a ******* squad photo. Why would you take it against some trees rather than have the logo in? The lights are there to be backlit, this is what makes it look artificial as is not a source that is seen in day, the photographer maybe didnt do his best mixing the front light with the backlight but to have a whinge at the club over the squad photo is lame.

Where is the poster having a 'whinge' at the club?

It's a fair, critical assessment of the photographer's ability (or, arguably, the lack of) and I thank him for his thoughts.

Slightly hypocritical of you moaning about 'moaning', don't you think? Lame almost.

SE5eagle
29-09-2017, 10:43 AM
Count the strikers.

It's like a Where's Wally book.

Minus Wally.

SOUTHGATE EAGLE
29-09-2017, 10:46 AM
Nice to see Papa looking happy in the photo.

Okay, that's my positivity for the day.

Dorking .Eagle
29-09-2017, 10:50 AM
The crutches probably are Luke Dreher's

chrisophiex
29-09-2017, 10:56 AM
Count the strikers.


Count the keepers !

strawberry mivi
29-09-2017, 11:01 AM
Prizes for spotting any photoshopped players this year - it seems they just added them bottom right
It's a shame about that.
You would of thought they could use the paint gun for photoshopping any additions.

Homburg
29-09-2017, 11:15 AM
That is a terrible photo.

Small players in the back row, odd sizes everywhere, not symmetrical, background is way too busy, and oh look, a cliche of having the badge above them. It's been done.

Turn them around, shoot back towards a dark background like tress, and shoot on a longer focal length, and bring the lights more central to avoid the shadows going off at an angle.

A reasoned criticism of the photo by a experienced sports photographer which only sadly highlights some of the lack of professionalism in the club's administration

Latvian Eagle
29-09-2017, 11:16 AM
I thought the picture had been done ages ago seeing as they all have their photos in the programme in the new kit. Still... Hennessey and Speroni have the Red keeper kit on in those pictures so at least that kit got one wear this season. :rolleyes:

Latvian Eagle
29-09-2017, 11:17 AM
That is a terrible photo.

Small players in the back row, odd sizes everywhere, not symmetrical, background is way too busy, and oh look, a cliche of having the badge above them. It's been done.

Turn them around, shoot back towards a dark background like tress, and shoot on a longer focal length, and bring the lights more central to avoid the shadows going off at an angle.

Angling for a job next year Sebastian? :moo:

Latvian Eagle
29-09-2017, 11:18 AM
Hennessey could have tucked his shirt in. Scruffy bastard!

Owngoal
29-09-2017, 11:21 AM
Can't even afford a decent photographer, saving money to pay wages of goal machine Carlton Cole

MFBias
29-09-2017, 11:29 AM
Where is the poster having a 'whinge' at the club?

It's a fair, critical assessment of the photographer's ability (or, arguably, the lack of) and I thank him for his thoughts.

Slightly hypocritical of you moaning about 'moaning', don't you think? Lame almost.

Im just tired of hearing negative things about the club in every capacity, whether it's because the media team released a video with Benteke smiling or Parish went on Talksport, now the squad photo is shit.... (the lighting is awful to be fair)

NorthPalace23
29-09-2017, 11:35 AM
They look so miserable.

Can't stand this I'm not going to smile in a photo to look hard attitude.

Your millionaire footballers ffs raise a smile!

Windsor_Eagle
29-09-2017, 11:36 AM
Palace fans are weird.

Martin H
29-09-2017, 12:00 PM
Palace fans are weird.

This is not 'fake news'

9Freedman9
29-09-2017, 12:07 PM
I thought the picture had been done ages ago seeing as they all have their photos in the programme in the new kit. Still... Hennessey and Speroni have the Red keeper kit on in those pictures so at least that kit got one wear this season. :rolleyes:

Interested to see this red Keeper kit as I don't think I've seen it!

Latvian Eagle
29-09-2017, 12:11 PM
Interested to see this red Keeper kit as I don't think I've seen it!

https://cdn.thenovinatorcloud.com/CP387DCU3/WebImages/instore/images/2390l-1.jpg

Wayne and Jules wear it in the Sponsorship page in the programme and noticed when we were on Sky the other week and they show the players and formations Wayne was wearing this as well.

I spoke to Foz after the Schalke game to find out about the Illuminous yellow one and she was told by the kit man we won't be selling it as the Red one will be worn more.

So far been worn 0 times in Pre season or competitive games. :moo:

9Freedman9
29-09-2017, 12:18 PM
https://cdn.thenovinatorcloud.com/CP387DCU3/WebImages/instore/images/2390l-1.jpg

Wayne and Jules wear it in the Sponsorship page in the programme and noticed when we were on Sky the other week and they show the players and formations Wayne was wearing this as well.

I spoke to Foz after the Schalke game to find out about the Illuminous yellow one and she was told by the kit man we won't be selling it as the Red one will be worn more.

So far been worn 0 times in Pre season or competitive games. :moo:



I am sure something similar happened with the Kiraly/Speroni 2006 shirt? Wasn't there a green one that you couldn't purchase either?

jimmy the gent
29-09-2017, 12:21 PM
They look like a bunch of miserable c*nts. Probably pissed off that they have to spent valuable Playstation / Instagram time on posing for a team photo.

rambo1
29-09-2017, 12:22 PM
Palace fans are weird.

All Fans are Weird.

MFBias
29-09-2017, 01:00 PM
All Fans are Weird.

No commas, this is a first from you Rambo.

foresthillbilly
29-09-2017, 01:54 PM
Count the strikers.

Sorry to be a pedant, but Sir, I think you have used one vowel too many. :)

Seba
30-09-2017, 04:34 PM
Angling for a job next year Sebastian? :moo:

Pass, thanks. Palace unfortunately don't value their creative department anywhere near as much as they should. They are year behind other Prem clubs.

Latvian Eagle
30-09-2017, 04:35 PM
Pass, thanks. Palace unfortunately don't value their creative department anywhere near as much as they should. They are year behind other Prem clubs.

Sounds like the club as a whole unfortunately. :(

beef
30-09-2017, 04:36 PM
I've looked at a couple of job ads at Palace over the years and always got the impression it wouldn't be fun.

Glɑzier
30-09-2017, 04:55 PM
Wickham's biceps are about as big as Joel Ward's head.

aderuk1
30-09-2017, 06:45 PM
49526

PeterH
30-09-2017, 06:51 PM
Not one to keep that. Better to burn all copies of it. The manager and assistant cant even be bothered to smile.