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Brumie Allan
29-09-2017, 11:03 PM
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mroakley9
29-09-2017, 11:05 PM
let's ******* do this booooiiiiiiissssss

Stigma
29-09-2017, 11:43 PM
COYP:lux:

in-exile
29-09-2017, 11:47 PM
Hopeful.

SOUTHGATE EAGLE
30-09-2017, 12:01 AM
COYP! Please don't lose by more than three, lads!

Hedgehog
30-09-2017, 12:25 AM
If we are going to get into the record books... lets do it in style.

danpalace07
30-09-2017, 03:50 AM
gulp...

COYP

PeterH
30-09-2017, 03:54 AM
COYP

Look on the bright side. By September we will have got both Manchester trips and Liverpool away out of the way.

Mictor Voses
30-09-2017, 06:01 AM
2-0 defeat would be an incredible result.

Jordan's Jacket
30-09-2017, 06:09 AM
I'm looking at 9-0

McpfcS
30-09-2017, 06:19 AM
Good time to play them

Stockport_Eagle
30-09-2017, 06:26 AM
COYP

Look on the bright side. By September we will have got both Manchester trips and Liverpool away out of the way.
And Huddersfield at home :p

elgin eagle
30-09-2017, 06:33 AM
Once more into the breach my friends. Not expecting anything at all from today with all of our limited attacking threats injured so just hope we play all 9 central defenders and park 2 buses for a nil nil. Roy will be working miracles to get anything better than that imo. COYP anyway.

EdMan
30-09-2017, 07:11 AM
We're still Palace, and they're still the wankers!

cpfcfan1
30-09-2017, 07:16 AM
Lets score a goal!

rhino_mik
30-09-2017, 07:17 AM
Is Danny Butterfield fit?

firstgame63cpfc
30-09-2017, 07:29 AM
COYP

Brumie Allan
30-09-2017, 07:34 AM
Is Danny Butterfield fit?No, but I heard rumours of Brighty and Parish on the wings.

AlgotTheEagle
30-09-2017, 07:44 AM
Can we force Ambrose out of retirement ?

bhcp
30-09-2017, 07:45 AM
United to win to nil, 4/5 with Stan James. Great odds.

Thefunkymonk
30-09-2017, 07:45 AM
Meh

rambo1
30-09-2017, 07:50 AM
0:1 Win.COYP.

orp pisshead1
30-09-2017, 07:53 AM
Once more into the breach my friends. Not expecting anything at all from today with all of our limited attacking threats injured so just hope we play all 9 central defenders and park 2 buses for a nil nil. Roy will be working miracles to get anything better than that imo. COYP anyway.

Let's be honest mate it'll be a major miracle if we get that!. C'mon Palace those corrupt ***** done us in cup final time to start getting revenge. And Mourinho likes us;).

Worksop Palace
30-09-2017, 07:54 AM
0:1 Win.COYP.

Er, no

Bintang
30-09-2017, 08:20 AM
Picking up my daughter from the airport at kick-off time as she escapes the impending volcanic eruption in Bali.

Being away from the BBS will be a blessing in disguise, I guess.

Thefunkymonk
30-09-2017, 08:21 AM
Picking up my daughter from the airport at kick-off time as she escapes the impending volcanic eruption in Bali.

Being away from the BBS will be a blessing in disguise, I guess.

Haha.

To be fair we arenít going to win.. so the extremely low expectation should curb the moaning

fuzziettt
30-09-2017, 08:23 AM
Im predicting a win today for us.

No logic has gone into why i think this. COYP.

swhib
30-09-2017, 08:25 AM
Picking up my daughter from the airport at kick-off time as she escapes the impending volcanic eruption in Bali.

Being away from the BBS will be a blessing in disguise, I guess.
Can I come?

rambo1
30-09-2017, 08:33 AM
Im predicting a win today for us.

No logic has gone into why i think this. COYP.


As a Supporter.
You should always think a Win can be achieved,as should the Manager & Players.
We Won at Chelsea & Liverpool,Last Season & Beat Arsenal at Home.COYP.

Brumie Allan
30-09-2017, 08:46 AM
Picking up my daughter from the airport at kick-off time as she escapes the impending volcanic eruption in Bali.

Being away from the BBS will be a blessing in disguise, I guess.I'll be away from the BBS as well but only because I'm going to the game. Who is more insane?

Prince Phillip
30-09-2017, 09:31 AM
What are we going to do kit-wise....some sort of combo of the black and white....? Could go down in history....

Bintang
30-09-2017, 09:32 AM
Can I come?

Leaving the house in 4 hours. If you can make it be my guest.

swhib
30-09-2017, 09:36 AM
Leaving the house in 4 hours. If you can make it be my guest.I'm coming from Edinburgh, so am leaving now.

1905
30-09-2017, 09:36 AM
Our game is live on TV today, typical!

Skintagain
30-09-2017, 09:37 AM
United to win to nil, 4/5 with Stan James. Great odds.

Wimp!, 14/1 the win on Sky, couldn't resist a punt.

Double dog damn, just gone to 16.

Got a bit carried away on Townsend to score at 10/1.

bunter
30-09-2017, 09:49 AM
LETS HAVE IT!

And by It I mean hopefully a draw?

fuzziettt
30-09-2017, 09:55 AM
Apparently the game is on live in the rep of ireland.

I am in the northern part at the moment - if i can find a pub the other side of the border to watch the game i will:)

ExiledStirling
30-09-2017, 09:55 AM
I have been allowed to start work at 5 instead of 4 so I can watch the game.

I have told/warned them I will be in a bad mood.

NorthPalace23
30-09-2017, 10:02 AM
Why is the word 'United' written in a sausage on their emblem?

Wankers!

We'll lose-and most probably 5 nil but I would love it if we beat them by some absolute miracle!

Crofty
30-09-2017, 10:22 AM
:lux::lux::lux::lux::lux: Come On You Palace :lux::lux::lux::lux::lux: :love:

Crofty
30-09-2017, 10:24 AM
Why is the word 'United' written in a sausage on their emblem?

Wankers!

We'll lose-and most probably 5 nil but I would love it if we beat them by some absolute miracle!

It is a Black Pudding:D

Acky the Eagle
30-09-2017, 10:26 AM
Good morning from NYC.

Dreamt last night that we win this 0-1. It must be a sign (possibly).

C'mon, you Eagles!

Sikemutherland
30-09-2017, 10:30 AM
Good morning from NYC.

Dreamt last night that we win this 0-1. It must be a sign (possibly).

C'mon, you Eagles!


That's enough of a sign for me to put a flutter on us to win 1-0 [emoji6]

beef
30-09-2017, 10:33 AM
Why is the word 'United' written in a sausage on their emblem?

Wankers!

We'll lose-and most probably 5 nil but I would love it if we beat them by some absolute miracle!

I've never really questioned how horrible the Man Utd crest is for such a world 'brand'.

Kai
30-09-2017, 10:33 AM
Not looking forward to this one bit. We will be soundly thrashed and made a laughing stock yet again

kark
30-09-2017, 10:42 AM
Another minimal 3-0 arse raping performed at a leisurely canter to us I'm afraid, folks.

"COYP can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Baffled Bob 2
30-09-2017, 10:47 AM
Just score. So long since we saw:

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss sssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!

sw16girl
30-09-2017, 10:54 AM
looking on the bright side its still 0-0 at the moment

beef
30-09-2017, 11:11 AM
Getting a goal would be a huge positive

Yoda
30-09-2017, 11:16 AM
Getting a goal would be a huge positive

Jeez...thatís a sad sentence.

(I mean itís sad that things have sunk that low.)

Silks&Tekkers
30-09-2017, 11:21 AM
Rumour has it Damo is starting.

beef
30-09-2017, 11:23 AM
Rumour has it Damo is starting.

Finally :p

hedge end eagle
30-09-2017, 11:25 AM
Rumour has it Damo is starting.

If it's at the back then God help us...if it's upfront then what the hell

Gollum
30-09-2017, 11:25 AM
Rumour has it Damo is starting.


Up front ??

euro_hiker
30-09-2017, 11:25 AM
Rumour has it Damo is starting.

Up front

beef
30-09-2017, 11:27 AM
If it's at the back then God help us...if it's upfront then what the hell

If he can shoot like he did against Liverpool we might just get something

hedge end eagle
30-09-2017, 11:27 AM
Can you just imagine being a striker, like Ladapo, and being told that a centre half is playing up front instead of you �� oh hang on this is palace...

McpfcS
30-09-2017, 11:28 AM
Rumour has it Damo is starting.


What over Sakho and Dann? Dubious

waddoneagle
30-09-2017, 11:33 AM
If the Wankers play well, we lose, Next :p

Worksop Palace
30-09-2017, 11:41 AM
Rumour has it Damo is starting.

Well we'll be fine then

Big Gav
30-09-2017, 11:58 AM
Anyone know of any radio links that will have commentary on the match?

MJ_Palace
30-09-2017, 11:59 AM
Can only see a minimum of a 3-0 loss today.

Owngoal
30-09-2017, 11:59 AM
So many fecin Northerners in Manchester

Thin on Top
30-09-2017, 12:04 PM
Few rumours on twitter about Lukaku struggling with injury today.

st albans
30-09-2017, 12:06 PM
Few rumours on twitter about Lukaku struggling with injury today.

WILL make zero impact on the result

FourtyTwo
30-09-2017, 12:07 PM
Few rumours on twitter about Lukaku struggling with injury today.

Likely, given he's my Fantasy Football captain!

glenn.f
30-09-2017, 12:08 PM
Likely, given he's my Fantasy Football captain!

Join the club

Worksop Palace
30-09-2017, 12:08 PM
Likely, given he's my Fantasy Football captain!

:D never rains ....

Worksop Palace
30-09-2017, 12:09 PM
Few rumours on twitter about Lukaku struggling with injury today.

Should restrict it to 5 or 6 then..

west eagle
30-09-2017, 12:11 PM
Few rumours on twitter about Lukaku struggling with injury today.

jose all but said he'd be rested

beef
30-09-2017, 12:11 PM
Can only see a minimum of a 3-0 loss today.

I'd agree but I can't see Hennessey keeping a clean sheet against Lukaku

bourne man
30-09-2017, 12:15 PM
COYP :p
It's all about the scrump, bout the scrump, no bubbles

arabian eagle
30-09-2017, 12:21 PM
COYP here's to a battling point and maybe just maybe a goal off Sako's butt!

sheepy
30-09-2017, 12:21 PM
Plus side, all we have to do is muster a cheeky 4-0 loss to mark an improvement from the city game and give us something to build from.

Anything else is a bonus.

mexicaneagle
30-09-2017, 12:25 PM
Hope against hope that this is not another car crash.

glenn.f
30-09-2017, 12:26 PM
jose all but said he'd be rested

Must've missed that comment then. Bugger but I'd have been happy for him to have drawn a blank. If any of their strikers were likely to score big it would've been him. Martial and even Rashford would be slightly easier to contain.

Joeymaz
30-09-2017, 12:30 PM
Delaney starting

kark
30-09-2017, 12:31 PM
10 at the back to minimise goal difference is the only practical option today

HOVE EAGLE
30-09-2017, 12:36 PM
Mancs all looking very smug here in Manchester
We need a miracle

Stavros 69
30-09-2017, 12:37 PM
I think I'm just going to hide till 5pm and then deal with it then.

st albans
30-09-2017, 12:37 PM
Delaney starting

Don't be silly

Martin H
30-09-2017, 12:38 PM
looking on the bright side its still 0-0 at the moment

Yep, looking solid too. Reckon we can hold this for the next 90mmins. It's the following 90mi am more nervous about tho' :)

exiledeagle
30-09-2017, 12:39 PM
I raised a thread last night about how hard it seems to get a stream this season for Palace matches although some seem to have no problem . Thread disappeared now ? Was wondering is it just pot luck or is there a way of getting decent one ?

Joeymaz
30-09-2017, 12:39 PM
Dann injured hamstring in training yesterday.
Delaney puncheon starting. Sako upfront

exiledeagle
30-09-2017, 12:40 PM
looking on the bright side its still 0-0 at the moment

yes but Townsend and Sakho have gone off injured .

Martin H
30-09-2017, 12:40 PM
I think I'm just going to hide till 5pm and then deal with it then.

Behind the sofa moment.

16eagles
30-09-2017, 12:42 PM
Dann being out is not an issue.

beef
30-09-2017, 12:42 PM
Is Tomkins injured too?

KentishEagle
30-09-2017, 12:43 PM
Always.

bradpitt
30-09-2017, 12:44 PM
Is Tomkins injured too?

He has got the sniffles so is out for the next 7 weeks

Great Lombardi
30-09-2017, 12:46 PM
Dann injured hamstring in training yesterday.
Delaney puncheon starting. Sako upfront
Come on own up...

Which of you killed a leprechaun recently??

Stellavista
30-09-2017, 12:49 PM
Delaney starting

I might add a couple more goals to my utter battering prediction then.

exiledeagle
30-09-2017, 12:49 PM
Is Tomkins injured too?

We have

Timothy Fosu - Mensah
Reuben Loftus - Cheek

and

James Tomkins-Injured

beef
30-09-2017, 12:51 PM
At least 7 centre back policy is paying off. Can't say much for the one striker, one goalkeeper policy.

foetus eagle
30-09-2017, 12:54 PM
Anyone know of any radio links that will have commentary on the match?


5 live

CP-RJW
30-09-2017, 12:55 PM
Dann being out is not an issue.
It is if we're going to play Damo instead of him.

beef
30-09-2017, 12:56 PM
I do wonder if Dann will ever be the player he was. He's looked off the pace for ages now. A bit like Ledley towards the end.

Greywoolfe64
30-09-2017, 12:59 PM
I hope we get to at least score today. Personally, I'm hoping we beat Chelsea next week- my colleague at work is a die-hard blue, and he's been ribbing me mercilessly about our recent misfortunes. I'd love us to stick it to them just to shut his fat face up.

tbooker
30-09-2017, 12:59 PM
I do wonder if Dann will ever be the player he was. He's looked off the pace for ages now. A bit like Ledley towards the end.

And Macca

jaspercpfc
30-09-2017, 01:00 PM
I raised a thread last night about how hard it seems to get a stream this season for Palace matches although some seem to have no problem . Thread disappeared now ? Was wondering is it just pot luck or is there a way of getting decent one ?

get yourself on SportMania or try this https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/

beef
30-09-2017, 01:00 PM
And Puncheon as well. God what a mess

eddieskyclad
30-09-2017, 01:00 PM
I've never bet against palace but today I'm tempted. 5-0 united seems about right?

exiledeagle
30-09-2017, 01:00 PM
Zaha Benteke RLC Tomkins Dann Wickham injured , then McArthur Cabaye both missed games and look unfit . We either have bad luck or perhaps lack a fitness specialist .

foetus eagle
30-09-2017, 01:01 PM
Hennessey, Ward, Sakho, Delaney, Van Aanholt, Milivojevic, Cabaye, Schlupp, Townsend, Puncheon, Sako

cpfcfan1
30-09-2017, 01:01 PM
Awful lineup

Malarkey
30-09-2017, 01:01 PM
lmao

exiledeagle
30-09-2017, 01:02 PM
get yourself on SportMania or try this https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/

do I look at just the approved streams ?

foetus eagle
30-09-2017, 01:02 PM
Subs: Speroni, Lee, McArthur, Ladapo, Mutch, Kelly, Riedewald

st albans
30-09-2017, 01:02 PM
What's up with Dann, this is ridiculous

beef
30-09-2017, 01:02 PM
:D

Happy Arthur
30-09-2017, 01:02 PM
Good luck boys!

mroakley9
30-09-2017, 01:02 PM
I've never bet against palace but today I'm tempted. 5-0 united seems about right?

we're gonna score today fam

i'd be betting on the 4-1

krupa 2
30-09-2017, 01:02 PM
Having put dosh on a miracle win last week..
I too will try not to be so foolish in future..
This league has been nothing but stress filled I almost wish we were back down, more games, more hope,winning. I guess we just deal with it whatever.. Never dull supporting Palace..

bigend1
30-09-2017, 01:02 PM
Dann aswell!

Holy ****

foetus eagle
30-09-2017, 01:02 PM
De Gea, Young, Jones, Smalling, Valencia, Fellaini, Matic, Mata, Rashford, Mkhitaryan, Lukaku

Subs: Romero, Bailly, Martial, Lingard, Blind, Herrera, Darmian

beef
30-09-2017, 01:03 PM
Good luck boys!

Think they might need it!

st albans
30-09-2017, 01:03 PM
Would have played Kelly a million years over Damo

CP-RJW
30-09-2017, 01:03 PM
#PrayforPalacefansinManchester

Shipp Ahoy!
30-09-2017, 01:03 PM
With no striker I can't believe McArthur isn't playing! Especially with Puncheon starting:(

mroakley9
30-09-2017, 01:03 PM
I bet Sakho's glad he came back

Penstone Eagle
30-09-2017, 01:03 PM
Lol at our championship line up.

bigend1
30-09-2017, 01:03 PM
Jones, martial and lukaku fit for them

**** **** ****

bradpitt
30-09-2017, 01:03 PM
Delaney Omg

Stigma
30-09-2017, 01:04 PM
#PrayforPalacefansinManchester

This..especially given Dann also out now..and Delaney starting:(

Ljb
30-09-2017, 01:04 PM
Delaney, ward and puncheon...god help us

st albans
30-09-2017, 01:04 PM
That's got to be one of the worst 11's we've put out in the league. I'd take our first season team over this one

Danny boy
30-09-2017, 01:04 PM
Puncheon and Delaney starting oh dear

beef
30-09-2017, 01:04 PM
Puncheon with Cabaye is such an uninspiring midfield. They can't keep up with play.

beef
30-09-2017, 01:04 PM
That's got to be one of the worst 11's we've put out in the league. I'd take our first season team over this one

Easily! This one is weak defensively and slow all over. No goalscorer or anything to trouble the opposition...

foetus eagle
30-09-2017, 01:05 PM
https://www.aculab.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Dads-Army-Frazier-doomed.png

Braders
30-09-2017, 01:05 PM
Jesus.

Dingle
30-09-2017, 01:05 PM
This could get ugly

Mr Bo Jangles
30-09-2017, 01:05 PM
Wow, we are going to get spanked with that line up. Clearly doesn't fancy Kelly (understandably) and so weak all over the field and players playing out of position. One of the worst line ups I have seen since the championship.

wedgetail
30-09-2017, 01:05 PM
Bottom of the league, no goals, no points, 7 players injured or unavailable playing away at the side second in the table, what can go wrong?

Stellavista
30-09-2017, 01:05 PM
I think I'm revising up to double figures. Years of inept dealings in the transfer market coming back to bite us. The first team here is, with one or two exceptions, as bad as the bench. Roll on The Championship.

Mr Palace
30-09-2017, 01:05 PM
Oh dear. That side is painful but I guess we have no options. Dann must be injured. This is awful bad luck. The Riedewald signing is curious as you'd have thought he could have played centre back over Delaney but clearly not rated yet.

Teagle
30-09-2017, 01:05 PM
Christ this is going to be ******* brutal

Richwak
30-09-2017, 01:05 PM
Going to get tonked

Ruskin Old Boy
30-09-2017, 01:06 PM
Good grief.

How many sick notes have we got.

st albans
30-09-2017, 01:06 PM
Wow, we are going to get spanked with that line up. Clearly doesn't fancy Kelly (understandably) and so weak all over the field and players playing out of position. One of the worst line ups I have seen since the championship.

Understandably?? Played very well back end of last season. How he thinks Damo is a better option is beyond me

Danny boy
30-09-2017, 01:06 PM
I cant believe Riedewald isnt starting.

Neillo's Son
30-09-2017, 01:06 PM
Has anyone ever noticed when away teams say they have injury problems, their players always make it the next game. Ours are always out and there's always one other we weren't aware of.

That lineup is embarrassing, and I'm at Old Trafford...

beef
30-09-2017, 01:06 PM
Oh dear. That side is painful but I guess we have no options. Dann must be injured. This is awful bad luck. The Riedewald signing is curious as you'd have thought he could have played centre back over Delaney but clearly not rated yet.

He'll never play for us again. I've no doubt about it. He was an FdB signing and is not up to it.

Jman
30-09-2017, 01:06 PM
Mutch off the bench for the winner!

st albans
30-09-2017, 01:06 PM
I cant believe Riedewald isnt starting.

In what position?

exiledeagle
30-09-2017, 01:06 PM
Wow, we are going to get spanked with that line up. Clearly doesn't fancy Kelly (understandably) and so weak all over the field and players playing out of position. One of the worst line ups I have seen since the championship.

it is a worry and no real pace in side Central midfield will not offer much going forward .

brighton_eagle
30-09-2017, 01:06 PM
Kelly and Sakho had a decent partnership back end of last season. Hmmm.

This could be more than 5!

foetus eagle
30-09-2017, 01:07 PM
In what position?


keeper

Braders
30-09-2017, 01:07 PM
I cant believe Riedewald isnt starting.

Any excuse for Puncheon it seems.

Danny boy
30-09-2017, 01:07 PM
In what position?

Defensive midfield.

Heath eagle
30-09-2017, 01:07 PM
What a ****in abortion of a team , utter utter waste of every ones time , I have never been this despondent before a ball has even been kicked, joke

Zohar's Penalty
30-09-2017, 01:07 PM
This season smells like sabotage to me. Shambles

glaziers fan
30-09-2017, 01:08 PM
Good luck Damo! What happened to Dann?!

McpfcS
30-09-2017, 01:08 PM
He'll never play for us again. I've no doubt about it. He was an FdB signing and is not up to it.


Started against Huddersfield and been on bench last two games?

He's clearly not ready to play CB in the PL but he has to be a better option than Damo.

Mr Bo Jangles
30-09-2017, 01:08 PM
Understandably?? Played very well back end of last season. How he thinks Damo is a better option is beyond me

You must have missed Kelly's last league appearance.

SA Eagle
30-09-2017, 01:08 PM
That's got to be one of the worst 11's we've put out in the league. I'd take our first season team over this one

The one with Puncheon, Ward, Delaney, Moxey & KG?

st albans
30-09-2017, 01:08 PM
Defensive midfield.

Ok, in place of cabaye and Luka?

cpfc4evandeva
30-09-2017, 01:08 PM
At least 7 centre back policy is paying off. Can't say much for the one striker, one goalkeeper policy.

:D

bubbs11
30-09-2017, 01:08 PM
What a ****in abortion of a team , utter utter waste of every ones time , I have never been this despondent before a ball has even been kicked, joke

You've got such a way with words

beef
30-09-2017, 01:08 PM
Good luck Damo! What happened to Dann?!

Hamstring apparently

st albans
30-09-2017, 01:09 PM
You must have missed Kelly's last league appearance.

Hodgson must have missed most of Damos the last 12 ,onths

davo
30-09-2017, 01:09 PM
come on Palace!!!!

west eagle
30-09-2017, 01:09 PM
really hits home how thin this squad is,

beef
30-09-2017, 01:09 PM
At least we're getting the disappointment in early - first time I've felt like we've lost before we've started a game!

Worksop Palace
30-09-2017, 01:09 PM
Puncheon

I give up

Crofty
30-09-2017, 01:10 PM
:lux::lux::lux::lux::lux: Come On You Palace :lux::lux::lux::lux::lux: :love:

Come on Palace. Show some pride:love::p:lux:

Latvian
30-09-2017, 01:10 PM
Holy christ. Think a few of us need to amend our Crystal Ball predictions...

Stellavista
30-09-2017, 01:10 PM
Started against Huddersfield and been on bench last two games?

He's clearly not ready to play CB in the PL but he has to be a better option than Damo.

My old cock wrapped in a football shirt is a better option than Delaney.

Ruskin Old Boy
30-09-2017, 01:11 PM
Rather Riedewald than Puncheon.

Riedewald doesn't waste time time pointing like the scarecrow in Wizard of Oz.

wedgetail
30-09-2017, 01:11 PM
I must say after looking at that side this is the game I have least looked forward to watching for decades.

Jordan's Jacket
30-09-2017, 01:11 PM
Now I've seen the team I would like to revise my original prediction of 9-0 to 14-0

beef
30-09-2017, 01:11 PM
Holy christ. Think a few of us need to amend our Crystal Ball predictions...

I had 7-0 to Man Utd as a joke but seems more realistic now

Danny boy
30-09-2017, 01:11 PM
Ok, in place of cabaye and Luka?

I would play Riedewald next to Luka and have Cabaye playing further forward. This midfield will get torn apart I fear.

Big Gav
30-09-2017, 01:11 PM
Just goes from bad to worse. Still we can always hope although that will soon go in about an hour :)

Heath eagle
30-09-2017, 01:11 PM
really hits home how thin this squad is,

And how shit

Lydder
30-09-2017, 01:11 PM
What a team....... said no one ever.

MAW
30-09-2017, 01:12 PM
Looks like it could be 4-4-1-1

.............................13 Hennessey....................................

2 Ward............12 Sakho...........27 Delaney.......3 van Aanholt

10 Townsend.....4 Milivojevic.......7 Cabaye........ 42 Puncheon

...........................................15 Schlupp.....................

.............................26 Sako..........................................

jaspercpfc
30-09-2017, 01:12 PM
Damage limitation.
When you've lost all you previous games turning to Delaney speaks volumes about our strength in depth.

SA Eagle
30-09-2017, 01:12 PM
Twatting down with rain in Manchester. Incredibly tempting to stay in the pub.

fang
30-09-2017, 01:13 PM
My old cock wrapped in a football shirt is a better option than Delaney.

just when I think things can't get any worse, you conjure up that image.

The Vicar
30-09-2017, 01:13 PM
I cant believe Riedewald isnt starting.

Either can I.

Shambolic.

beef
30-09-2017, 01:13 PM
Wonder what Man Utd's game plan will be?

brighton_eagle
30-09-2017, 01:14 PM
My expectations are so low that anything less than a total annihilation will feel like a result.

Stellavista
30-09-2017, 01:14 PM
Only a matter of time before players start shooting themselves in the foot to avoid playing in this team. They'll be able to get some top tips from Parish and the septics.

Braders
30-09-2017, 01:14 PM
What a team....... said no one ever.

:D

Worksop Palace
30-09-2017, 01:14 PM
I know it's been done to death about the squad depth etc but that team actually makes me physically angry. Seriously what the fvck have we been pissing about at for 4 years to end up with that shite

Fvcking appalling

bubbs11
30-09-2017, 01:14 PM
Judging by everyones reaction, I am very tempted to run to my bookies and back us to win

Wolfnipplechips
30-09-2017, 01:14 PM
All is not lost.

At least we have our first choice international goal keeper between the sticks.

COYP.

brighton_eagle
30-09-2017, 01:15 PM
Mutch on the bench too. Jesus.

kark
30-09-2017, 01:15 PM
Embarrassing, a shame really

Neckinger Eagle
30-09-2017, 01:16 PM
I feel quite ill.

glenn.f
30-09-2017, 01:16 PM
I'm glad i held off for another week before opting to subscribe SportsDonkey for this one. Only downside is i'll be subjecting myself to the matchday thread on here rather than suffering in silence and watching the game.

The Vicar
30-09-2017, 01:16 PM
Embarrassing, a shame really

Yes, and SP to blame.

firstgame63cpfc
30-09-2017, 01:16 PM
Rather Riedewald than Puncheon.

Riedewald doesn't waste time time pointing like the scarecrow in Wizard of Oz.

:D

Terrace Bickle
30-09-2017, 01:17 PM
Christ the pot really is empty isn't it.. My sympathy is with all who have travelled.

bigend1
30-09-2017, 01:17 PM
Wonder what Man Utd's game plan will be?

Slow first twenty minutes... sore belly from laughing at the team sheets

sheepy
30-09-2017, 01:18 PM
Mutch on the bench too. Jesus.

At this stage I'd probably have him over Punch

CP-RJW
30-09-2017, 01:18 PM
What a team....... said no one ever.

What a shit team....... said everyone ever.

elgin eagle
30-09-2017, 01:18 PM
At least we're getting the disappointment in early - first time I've felt like we've lost before we've started a game!

Not for me. This is the third or fourth time :)

Maybe Schlupp will slam a few in.

Duffle Coat
30-09-2017, 01:18 PM
Come on Palace!

Stellavista
30-09-2017, 01:18 PM
Right, I'm off to do the weekly shop now, so I can avoid listening to/watching this disaster unfold. Spare poor old Roy the post-match press conference and get Parish to do it instead. I'd appreciate a few explanations.

wawman_15
30-09-2017, 01:19 PM
Well it looks like we got to rule out goal difference this year as an advantage...

bubbs11
30-09-2017, 01:19 PM
I'm not quite getting the horror nearly all of you are under after seeing the team. Did you not know who we are missing today? What did you expect?

brighton_eagle
30-09-2017, 01:19 PM
At this stage I'd probably have him over Punch

I'd rather Punch than Mutch. I never want to see him play for Palace again.

The Vicar
30-09-2017, 01:19 PM
As Palace supporters, we live in hope. The hope is gone.

Terrace Bickle
30-09-2017, 01:21 PM
I'm not quite getting the horror nearly all of you are under after seeing the team. Did you not know who we are missing today? What did you expect?
I apologise on everyone's behalf, but things have become so painful these days I develop a kind of tinnitus whenever Palace are mentioned.

jimmy the gent
30-09-2017, 01:21 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/1wsx98.jpg

Hampshire Hog
30-09-2017, 01:21 PM
My old cock wrapped in a football shirt is a better option than Delaney.

Eurgh!!!!

beef
30-09-2017, 01:21 PM
I'm not quite getting the horror nearly all of you are under after seeing the team. Did you not know who we are missing today? What did you expect?

I think Delaney for Dann was the final straw.

Zohar's Penalty
30-09-2017, 01:21 PM
I'm not quite getting the horror nearly all of you are under after seeing the team. Did you not know who we are missing today? What did you expect?

Not Delaney

TWELLSEagle
30-09-2017, 01:21 PM
If Delaney is starting that just sums us up. He's not good enough for the championship anymore. ******* farce

wawman_15
30-09-2017, 01:21 PM
Don't care how badly we lose today as long as we get 6 points against Newcastle and West Ham.

That is literally all that matters now

jobiinthelastmi
30-09-2017, 01:22 PM
Damo :)

Stellavista
30-09-2017, 01:22 PM
I'm not quite getting the horror nearly all of you are under after seeing the team. Did you not know who we are missing today? What did you expect?

I think Dann's late injury, and the inclusion of Puncheon and Delaney, has pushed us all over the edge. Feel sorry for the poor sods who've gone up there.

mroakley9
30-09-2017, 01:22 PM
My old cock wrapped in a football shirt is a better option than Delaney.

Useless without pics

bubbs11
30-09-2017, 01:23 PM
But Dann is clearly ill or injured so...

st albans
30-09-2017, 01:23 PM
I'm not quite getting the horror nearly all of you are under after seeing the team. Did you not know who we are missing today? What did you expect?

Dann out, Delaney in has pushed people over the edge

Reg_Maudling
30-09-2017, 01:23 PM
Kelly would be better now than delaney

beef
30-09-2017, 01:23 PM
The cock comment pushed me over the edge. At least it would be easier to punch.

st albans
30-09-2017, 01:23 PM
But Dann is clearly ill or injured so...

He wasn't 24 hours ago. Damo over Kelly too

foetus eagle
30-09-2017, 01:24 PM
Lukaku (19) has more goals in his last 21 Premier League games than the entire Crystal Palace squad put together (18). :(

TWELLSEagle
30-09-2017, 01:24 PM
What's the team? Apart from bloody punch and that old cart horse at the back?

dannyb1
30-09-2017, 01:24 PM
just seen the line up..


Think I'll go back to painting the step daughters room.

Stellavista
30-09-2017, 01:24 PM
But Dann is clearly ill or injured so...

Stop trying be so reasonable. This is the BBS, you f*cking idiot, and it's cheaper than therapy.:p

AddoWolz
30-09-2017, 01:25 PM
Lol at our championship line up.

On crazy premier league wages :grrr:

bubbs11
30-09-2017, 01:25 PM
Well let's just see...maybe Roy thinks Damo is a better partner for Sakho.

brighton_eagle
30-09-2017, 01:25 PM
All we need now is an injury to Sakho.

Danny boy
30-09-2017, 01:25 PM
I know we have injuries but this is an awful team selection from Hodgson.

Mr Iguana
30-09-2017, 01:25 PM
I'm happy Damo is playing.. hopefully he can inspire the team to produce something other than a completely spineless performance.. Get at the mancs and pressure them. Doesn't need to be pretty; just effective and battling would be good enough for me.

I just want to see this team fight a bit..

exiledeagle
30-09-2017, 01:25 PM
Think we all knew squad need major changes and I was worried when SP said we have fantastic players and only really need 1 or 2 additions . Tomkins and Dann were both getting injuries last season and have started this the same . Midfield is ageing and slow . We have been lucky with Zaha staying fit - our luck has run out . Praying for point today but looking at our team and subs - it will be a miracle .

Wein
30-09-2017, 01:26 PM
Don't care how badly we lose today as long as we get 6 points against Newcastle and West Ham.

That is literally all that matters now
hahahahahahahahaha bob hope

TWELLSEagle
30-09-2017, 01:26 PM
Kelly would be better now than delaney

Yep. Lukaku will be laughing his cock off

jimmy the gent
30-09-2017, 01:26 PM
At least Delaney won't be having a kip on the bench today for his weeks wages.

bubbs11
30-09-2017, 01:26 PM
Stop trying be so reasonable. This is the BBS, you f*cking idiot, and it's cheaper than therapy.:p

Sorry what was I thinking.


PARISH YOU CUUUUUUUUNT! WHAT THE ****ETY FECK ARE YOU DOING ROY?!


That does feel better actually

jimmy the gent
30-09-2017, 01:26 PM
Yep. Lukaku will be laughing his cock off

And what a cock!

st albans
30-09-2017, 01:26 PM
Well let's just see...maybe Roy thinks Damo is a better partner for Sakho.

He missed the Kelly/Sakho partnership that worked well last season then

spt1978
30-09-2017, 01:26 PM
Hennessey, Ward, Sakho, Delaney, Van Aanholt, Milivojevic, Cabaye, Schlupp, Townsend, Puncheon, Sako

Delaney :( rewarded for running to the chairman to bitch about the manager.

art malice
30-09-2017, 01:27 PM
All we need now is an injury to Sakho.

Think that's pretty much guaranteed

st albans
30-09-2017, 01:27 PM
I'm happy Damo is playing.. hopefully he can inspire the team to produce something other than a completely spineless performance.. Get at the mancs and pressure them. Doesn't need to be pretty; just effective and battling would be good enough for me.

I just want to see this team fight a bit..

You missed Damo completely falling apart a couple of times last season. He won't inspire shit

AJ
30-09-2017, 01:28 PM
Seriously it is time the players dug deep and play out of their skins. Seems both fans and players just give up if the team doesnt contain the best players.

Big Gav
30-09-2017, 01:28 PM
And what a cock!

Daft racist :D

dannyb1
30-09-2017, 01:28 PM
Think that's pretty much guaranteed

After Delaney clatters into him.

bubbs11
30-09-2017, 01:28 PM
At the risk of sounding like HDEagle....don't underestimate the fact Man U were in Moscow 3 days ago. They will be flat.

Whether them being flat means we've got a chance is another thing but I am confident Man U won't be firing on all cylinders.

elgin eagle
30-09-2017, 01:28 PM
just seen the line up..


Think I'll go back to painting the step daughters room.

Will she like black?

bigend1
30-09-2017, 01:28 PM
Delaney must have shown something to Roy. Ridewald and Kelly ahead of him is have thought for that place. Only time Kelly has looked decent has been with Sakho next to him.

Maybe we've seen a glimpse of never say die damo and Roy thinks he's fired up for this one game enough to get through it...

Not saying that will happen.

I expect a thumping. Damo to get skinned by rashford and give away a penalty but we need something. Maybe the old guard can pull something out of the bag

jimmy the gent
30-09-2017, 01:28 PM
But Dann is clearly ill or injured so...

Our strikers are cursed!!!

palacemetros
30-09-2017, 01:29 PM
Just to be contentious, I see we are finally back to what we're good at......

I can usually see a small ray of hope no matter what, but I fear this is going to be rather painful!

rambo1
30-09-2017, 01:29 PM
Don't care how badly we lose today as long as we get 6 points against Newcastle and West Ham.

That is literally all that matters now


Regardless of Today's Result,which I think we'll Win,we're Staying-up.

danpalace07
30-09-2017, 01:29 PM
starting Delaney in a PL game in 2017. Liquidate us.

Punch as well lol

brighton_eagle
30-09-2017, 01:29 PM
I'm feeling very angry right now. To be honest, the lack of striker cover has angered me much more than it should have done.