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mroakley9
30-09-2017, 11:54 AM
Harry Kane making Huddersfield look like complete mugs

0-3

bradpitt
30-09-2017, 11:56 AM
Wow, Imagine the carnage they’ll inflict on us

Far East Eagle
30-09-2017, 11:58 AM
Kane is amazing

Worksop Palace
30-09-2017, 12:01 PM
Should have been 4. Post

Can't wait to play Spurs ��

st albans
30-09-2017, 12:45 PM
Really dislike dele alli.

Lombardo's hair
30-09-2017, 12:47 PM
What a complete c*ck Alli is. Diving for pen when 3 0 up. WTF!!!

Daniel_Nash
30-09-2017, 01:16 PM
yeh, the dive was shit. Why even bother..

RazorsEdge
30-09-2017, 01:18 PM
4-0 now.

Daniel_Nash
30-09-2017, 01:20 PM
if ever a goal summed up a player...


that said, I hope they don't take it away from him.

mroakley9
30-09-2017, 01:21 PM
Harry Kane - 7 goals in 7 days
Crystal Palace - 0 goals in 6 matches

Malarkey
30-09-2017, 01:25 PM
Harry Kane - 7 goals in 7 days
Crystal Palace - 0 goals in 6 matches

:D

RazorsEdge
30-09-2017, 01:47 PM
Harry Kane - 7 goals in 7 days
Crystal Palace - 0 goals in 6 matches

Lol, such is life

Kylie_Tracey
30-09-2017, 04:20 PM
what a find this Richarllison could turn out to be, another goal, looks sharpe,quick,hungry and strong, why cant we unearth a gem like this?

Eagle96
30-09-2017, 04:35 PM
what a find this Richarllison could turn out to be, another goal, looks sharpe,quick,hungry and strong, why cant we unearth a gem like this?

We'd need scouts to do something like that

danpalace07
30-09-2017, 04:58 PM
This is a brilliant game already, two great sides playing great football

philsick
30-09-2017, 05:58 PM
world class from de bruyne

Al From Bromley
30-09-2017, 06:27 PM
You won't see a better performance than Man City's against Chelsea today. Bossed the game throughout. Made Chelsea look ordinary at times.

Purepalace
30-09-2017, 06:30 PM
Yep.

trufan
30-09-2017, 06:35 PM
I'm impressed you guys can watch other football in present circumstances, let alone appreciate and enjoy it. I'm quietly trying to forget the game exists. Match of the Day? Not watched it all season. Have extended "highlights" from every Palace game recorded on tivo. Haven't watched a single minute. Football? Pah...... can't be arsed with it. :(

Kylie_Tracey
30-09-2017, 06:43 PM
I'm impressed you guys can watch other football in present circumstances, let alone appreciate and enjoy it. I'm quietly trying to forget the game exists. Match of the Day? Not watched it all season. Have extended "highlights" from every Palace game recorded on tivo. Haven't watched a single minute. Football? Pah...... can't be arsed with it. :(

watching Chelsea lose is always a little crumb of comfort

dannyb1
30-09-2017, 06:46 PM
watching Chelsea lose is always a little crumb of comfort

It will be brightons turn tomorrow but I find no solice in it.

Sick Bucket
30-09-2017, 06:49 PM
I'm impressed you guys can watch other football in present circumstances, let alone appreciate and enjoy it. I'm quietly trying to forget the game exists. Match of the Day? Not watched it all season. Have extended "highlights" from every Palace game recorded on tivo. Haven't watched a single minute. Football? Pah...... can't be arsed with it. :(

I haven't watched MOTD or a single game all season, except every bloody Palace match either live or on a stream.

Except Ipswich.

Completely off football. I couldn't give a **** about Harry Kane, Man city v Chelsea, whatever. I can't even bring myself to look at the sports section in the newspaper.

trufan
30-09-2017, 06:56 PM
I haven't watched a single game all season, except every bloody Palace match either live or on a stream.

Except Ipswich.

Completely off football. I couldn't give a **** about Harry Kane, Man city v Chelsea, whatever. I can't even bring even myself to look at the sports section in the newspaper.

Agreed. Hearing how brilliant /poor/lucky other teams are just rubs it in for me. Doesn't even feel like we're part of the Premier League this season. We're in our own little sectioned-off partition between that and the Championship. Embarrassed and peed off doesn't even begin to cover it.

Fifty years watching this lot and, with top-flight stability in sight for the first time ever, they've contrived to press the self-destruct button yet again. Would be funny if we didn't care so much. Bollocks.

danpalace07
01-10-2017, 03:13 AM
You won't see a better performance than Man City's against Chelsea today. Bossed the game throughout. Made Chelsea look ordinary at times.

City against the Wankers should be some game (if Mourinho feels like playing a bit of football instead of parking the bus)

Purepalace
01-10-2017, 11:02 AM
Off the post first minute Arsenal.

lee_cpfc
01-10-2017, 11:07 AM
Brighton getting an early Arsenal battering

Purepalace
01-10-2017, 11:16 AM
1 -0 get in

sherrifbart
01-10-2017, 11:28 AM
Brighton trailing,22%play against Arsenals 78%.Split loyalties abound at the Emirates.

Ruskin Old Boy
01-10-2017, 11:35 AM
21 years since Wenger became manager at Arsenal.

How many managers have we had in that time - 20?

Worksop Palace
01-10-2017, 11:49 AM
21 years since Wenger became manager at Arsenal.

How many managers have we had in that time - 20?

Would you believe 33 (inc caretakers)

Yep. Thirty feckin three

stevedb55
01-10-2017, 11:58 AM
Would you believe 33 (inc caretakers)

Yep. Thirty feckin three

Says it all really...

Worksop Palace
01-10-2017, 12:01 PM
Says it all really...

Yes. Not a lot to add to that is there ...apart from :eek:

Purepalace
01-10-2017, 12:04 PM
Would you believe 33 (inc caretakers)

Yep. Thirty feckin three

.

Worksop Palace
01-10-2017, 12:05 PM
.

Good point, well made

Eagleinsussex
01-10-2017, 12:10 PM
Electric atmosphere at the Emirates...

Purepalace
01-10-2017, 12:12 PM
It's shocking.

Purepalace
01-10-2017, 12:12 PM
2-0

Purepalace
01-10-2017, 12:12 PM
Another 4 or 5 please to brighten my day. See what i did there?

Malarkey
01-10-2017, 12:13 PM
What a goal

bigGcpfc
01-10-2017, 12:15 PM
Agreed. Hearing how brilliant /poor/lucky other teams are just rubs it in for me. Doesn't even feel like we're part of the Premier League this season. We're in our own little sectioned-off partition between that and the Championship. Embarrassed and peed off doesn't even begin to cover it.

Fifty years watching this lot and, with top-flight stability in sight for the first time ever, they've contrived to press the self-destruct button yet again. Would be funny if we didn't care so much. Bollocks.

I really look forward to watching all types of football, except women,s, but I can't think of more than a handful of Palace games i've enjoyed in the last 2 years. I'm enjoying Brighton getting beaten but to be honest they still look a much better side than us :(

Malarkey
01-10-2017, 12:15 PM
At least Brighton fans can be happy because Arsenal are winning : ]

Malarkey
01-10-2017, 12:17 PM
Are there empty seats in the home end because they're in the away end?

Purepalace
01-10-2017, 12:20 PM
:supergrin:

Langers
01-10-2017, 12:22 PM
I really look forward to watching all types of football, except women,s, but I can't think of more than a handful of Palace games i've enjoyed in the last 2 years. I'm enjoying Brighton getting beaten but to be honest they still look a much better side than us :(

They do - I'm enjoying their backs to the wall defending but they are going to be short of goals to be confident of staying up - Wilf against Bruno will also be a mismatch so I fancy our chances

Worksop Palace
01-10-2017, 12:22 PM
Oh dear

What a shame

Never mind

Eagleinsussex
01-10-2017, 12:23 PM
Another 4 or 5 please to brighten my day. See what i did there?

I'd be happy with one more for the Arse, tenner on 3-0 :p

macstar
01-10-2017, 12:39 PM
Glenn Murray has sprinted more in his 8 mins on the pitch than Benteke has all season looooool

Worksop Palace
01-10-2017, 12:42 PM
To be honest I'm paying more attention to the Weds Leeds game. Just so I can get used to championship footy again in good time for next season. Far better game than any prem game I've seen this season

Stellavista
01-10-2017, 12:42 PM
Glenn Murray has spirited more in his 8 mins on the pitch than Benteke has all season looooool

Much ectoplasm involved?

macstar
01-10-2017, 12:45 PM
Much ectoplasm involved?

ha ha.... my sausage fingers strike again

Reg_Maudling
01-10-2017, 12:52 PM
Brighton are doomed

lee_cpfc
01-10-2017, 01:38 PM
Burnley doing well with “an inferior squad” to ours

Danny boy
01-10-2017, 01:44 PM
I would rather have Wood up front for us than Benteke.

bigGcpfc
01-10-2017, 01:44 PM
Could you see Benteke chasing the ball down like Woods just has ? and he earned a corner out of it.

Olympian2
01-10-2017, 01:45 PM
Burnley doing well with “an inferior squad” to ours

This. Parish's comment about another team was inappropriate & disrespectful.

bigGcpfc
01-10-2017, 01:49 PM
This. Parish's comment about another team was inappropriate & disrespectful.

And harmful to our team as well.

Golf Boy
01-10-2017, 01:52 PM
Glad we never got Dyche.

bigGcpfc
01-10-2017, 01:56 PM
Glad we never got Dyche.

Seriously ?

bubbs11
01-10-2017, 02:00 PM
Bye bye Koeman you useless twat. Another top ex player trading on their name as a player

bubbs11
01-10-2017, 02:02 PM
Seriously ?

Sarcasm?

beef
01-10-2017, 02:06 PM
My only reservation about Dyche was his rusty voice

bigGcpfc
01-10-2017, 02:35 PM
Sarcasm?

Practised by many but only perfected by a few ;)

Worksop Palace
01-10-2017, 02:40 PM
Yeah Dyche would have been a terrible choice

bubbs11
01-10-2017, 02:48 PM
Practised by many but only perfected by a few ;)

:)

hedge end eagle
01-10-2017, 02:54 PM
Is that Andy preece on the Everton bench??

Reg_Maudling
01-10-2017, 03:01 PM
burnley good team spirit and high workrate, well organised, solid defensively,no star players but a team to be proud of on their budget

dyche and four or five good signings and we would now be mid-table or better

Prince Phillip
01-10-2017, 03:05 PM
Burnley admirable, but Parish didn't want this kind of grind to mid table........

Reg_Maudling
01-10-2017, 03:08 PM
Burnley admirable, but Parish didn't want this kind of grind to mid table........

seriously think it wouldnt have been such a grind though with zaha townsend etc he would have just made us more solid at the back especially the full backs and Dychce could have aimed higher than he will do with burnley

exiledeagle
01-10-2017, 03:09 PM
burnley good team spirit and high workrate, well organised, solid defensively,no star players but a team to be proud of on their budget

dyche and four or five good signings and we would now be mid-table or better

Wanted him from day 1 - stability no dramas steady improvement within budget - but he wasn't glamourous enough

NRM the 2nd
01-10-2017, 03:20 PM
And to think our squad is better than Burnleys

Mr Palace
01-10-2017, 03:23 PM
Our squad isn't better than Burnley's. I'd take every one of their players over ours bar Wilf and Sakho. They aren't a bunch of overpaid tarts like the majority of our players sadly. If only we had gone for Dyche like many on here wanted.

art malice
01-10-2017, 03:29 PM
Shite pre-match music at Newcastle

Wolfnipplechips
01-10-2017, 03:36 PM
Shite pre-match music at Newcastle

This is one area where we can still match the "big boys".

Wolfnipplechips
01-10-2017, 04:03 PM
Not great from the keeper there.

Hennessy would be slaughtered for that on here.

foetus eagle
01-10-2017, 04:07 PM
Liverpool are such a bunch of dildos.

Glazier69
01-10-2017, 04:10 PM
That's what we need. A stroke of luck. Off someone's arse or elbow!

Wolfnipplechips
01-10-2017, 04:15 PM
Liverpool are such a bunch of dildos.

Not sure that bunch is the correct collective noun for dildos.

How about a Sullivan of dildos, or perhaps a Brady of dildos?

foetus eagle
01-10-2017, 04:40 PM
Not sure that bunch is the correct collective noun for dildos.

How about a Sullivan of dildos, or perhaps a Brady of dildos?


A London Stadium of dildos

bubbs11
01-10-2017, 04:41 PM
Newcastle are so jammy. There is no way we would get away with an error like that at the back

Glazier69
01-10-2017, 04:51 PM
Newcastle having a go. Hodgson and team take note!

Glazier69
01-10-2017, 04:53 PM
Decent keeper. Cost £150k ??

Oli28
01-10-2017, 05:11 PM
Shelvey has looked good

AJ
01-10-2017, 05:11 PM
The lack if quality and poor ball retention of these 2 teams gives me hope!

Glazier69
01-10-2017, 05:24 PM
They'll both beat us twice

Terrace Bickle
01-10-2017, 06:29 PM
They aren't a bunch of overpaid tarts like the majority of our players sadly.

I couldn't think of a better way to sum up the squad.