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cockneyrebel
30-09-2017, 08:18 PM
007 - no wins, no goals, seven games.

Sorry I'll get me coat.

CPFC_Fan
30-09-2017, 08:33 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/F2WFyAfpfVfFe/giphy.gif

Kylie_Tracey
30-09-2017, 08:35 PM
007 - no wins, no goals, seven games.

Sorry I'll get me coat.

more like Basildon Bond

the drexciyan
30-09-2017, 08:37 PM
I do believe we'll be Octopussies after Chelsea.

Jolly Eagle
30-09-2017, 08:42 PM
Steve Parish: Are any of our players fit.

Doctor: No

cockneyrebel
30-09-2017, 08:48 PM
Steve Parish: Are any of our players fit.

Doctor: No

Very good :D

Bipe
30-09-2017, 09:48 PM
The man with the golden hairspray

Quantum of Palace

glaziers fan
30-09-2017, 09:48 PM
I do believe we'll be Octopussies after Chelsea.

:supergrin: Very good.

glaziers fan
30-09-2017, 09:49 PM
Steve Parish: Are any of our players fit.

Doctor: No

:D

Skiddo
30-09-2017, 09:52 PM
Delaney is Forever

Skiddo
30-09-2017, 09:56 PM
Hennessy Never Dives

jimmy the gent
30-09-2017, 10:02 PM
For Fellaini's Eyes Only

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DK-4rRqW4AAmsP7.jpg

jimmy the gent
30-09-2017, 10:03 PM
The Arthur Waite - A View To A Pillar.

Skiddo
30-09-2017, 10:07 PM
Coming this summer to a transfer window near you:

From Parish With Love

alanlee11
30-09-2017, 10:13 PM
The Arthur Waite - A View To A Pillar.

Very nice

alanlee11
30-09-2017, 10:14 PM
The men with the Goaless Run.

Bipe
30-09-2017, 10:31 PM
"I expect you to get relegated Mr Parish"

(...Something about Alan Pardew and Pussy Galore...)

justjuice
30-09-2017, 10:32 PM
Skyfall

trufan
30-09-2017, 10:35 PM
Live and Let Down

jobiinthelastmi
30-09-2017, 10:36 PM
We are going to lose Licence two nill

Blind_Eagle
30-09-2017, 11:22 PM
The men with the Goaless Run.

Brilliant. :supergrin:

Slimbloke'H'
30-09-2017, 11:34 PM
It is, but so is trufan's

Live and Let Down :)

Sp1Eagle
30-09-2017, 11:35 PM
Hennessy Never Dives
[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1]

DeadPanX
30-09-2017, 11:38 PM
Skyfail

Efa

Purepalace
30-09-2017, 11:42 PM
Dr No (points)

Purepalace
30-09-2017, 11:48 PM
Licence To Kill (all your hopes and dreams)

CP-RJW
30-09-2017, 11:51 PM
You only scored twice (How shit must you be?)

CP-RJW
30-09-2017, 11:52 PM
Jason Puncheon in Circles are forever.

PeterH
30-09-2017, 11:54 PM
Goal (butter) Finger

PeterH
30-09-2017, 11:55 PM
Moanypenny

CP-RJW
30-09-2017, 11:56 PM
Jason Puncheon in Pointfinger

PeterH
30-09-2017, 11:56 PM
Live and lets tweet.

PeterH
30-09-2017, 11:56 PM
Spectre of relegation.

PeterH
30-09-2017, 11:57 PM
Thunderfeck ur Thunderball s up.

Palace Yankee
01-10-2017, 04:28 AM
A View to Four-Nil.

Golf Boy
01-10-2017, 05:10 AM
Wayne has a license to spill.

the drexciyan
01-10-2017, 05:19 AM
Fukkup Royale.

olly cromwell
01-10-2017, 06:19 AM
We're the Palace, the mighty palace we never score a goal
we're the palace the mighty palace we never score a goal
(From the lion sleeps tonight or in our case the eagle snores all day)

Can we get James Bond to sing it to make it relevant to this thread.....pls

Mr Iguana
01-10-2017, 07:02 AM
The Hen's favourite: A View to a Spill

beaten to it..

Bryan
01-10-2017, 08:11 AM
Omnipussies

WLYWLYAWYPWF
01-10-2017, 08:34 AM
For Fellaini's Eyes Only

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DK-4rRqW4AAmsP7.jpg

If ever a photo summed up Wayne Hennessey. An inch off the ground, eyes closed with his hands not even above his head. Coward of a goalkeeper. He actually looks like the Lion in the Wizard of Oz in that photo.

Skintagain
01-10-2017, 08:38 AM
Licence To Kill (all your hopes and dreams)

Licence To Thrill.

GrayP41ace
01-10-2017, 09:06 AM
Never Say we'll win Again

BB Bob
01-10-2017, 09:19 AM
Die another day

the drexciyan
01-10-2017, 09:40 AM
Die another day

Score another day.

Eric the Ginga
01-10-2017, 09:57 AM
The difference between us (0-0-7) and the real 007 is that James Bond doesn't fire blanks

Ruskin Old Boy
01-10-2017, 10:02 AM
This is a SMERSHing thread. When does Rosa Klebb join the Board?

(For Palace humour Nobody does it better than the BBS)

GrayP41ace
01-10-2017, 10:05 AM
If/when Roy doesn't get results, who's gonna want this Oddjob...

Don Rogers
01-10-2017, 10:50 PM
When Chelsea come calling we get to Die Another Day .. the only Quantum of Solace is we'll have easier games after that. Relegation would see the Skyfall, and the Spectre of playing Shrewsbury & Burton next season. The World is Not Enough to cope with that horror. It scares The Living Daylights out of me. I say Dr No, it mustn't happen!

Adlerhorst
01-10-2017, 10:56 PM
Cladding is forever
It can stimulate and tease me
It won’t leave in the night
Unlike the payers who gave up the fight, they will desert me
Cladding is forever, hold up a stand and disguise it

And so on

sw16girl
01-10-2017, 11:34 PM
When you were young and your heart
Was an open book
You sang Palace until I die
(You know you did)
(You know you did)
(You know you did)

But if this ever changin' world
In which we live in
Makes you give in and cry
Say Palace goodbye
Palace goodbye

petertaylor11
02-10-2017, 04:33 PM
You Only Score Twice (In all competitions)
Thunderballs past Hennessy.

Joe85
02-10-2017, 04:40 PM
Foldencry.

AJ8
02-10-2017, 05:03 PM
Riedewald Is Not Enough

sunshine lucas
02-10-2017, 05:11 PM
Nobody does it worse

Johnnieboy
02-10-2017, 05:14 PM
The writing's on the wall

sydnsteve
02-10-2017, 05:18 PM
Dr Nil
The man with the goalless run
Everybody does it better

JDawg
02-10-2017, 05:59 PM
Pussies galore

justjuice
02-10-2017, 06:05 PM
A restricted view to a killing

Se9 eagles
02-10-2017, 06:26 PM
Die Another Day (Saturday week).

foetus eagle
02-10-2017, 06:30 PM
Browneye

justjuice
02-10-2017, 08:45 PM
Japseye

MFBias
02-10-2017, 08:59 PM
This thread is the only uplifting thing this season.

'Nobody does it worse' from a previous poster, very funny��

Sick Bucket
02-10-2017, 09:13 PM
Browneye

Brownfinger :p

LN1
02-10-2017, 09:36 PM
Live and let Cabaye

Casino Roy Hodgson

The Wilf is not enough

Johnnieboy
02-10-2017, 09:44 PM
Possession is not enough

jimmy the gent
02-10-2017, 10:03 PM
"do you expect me to score?"

"no mr puncheon, i expect you to point"

teesdale99
02-10-2017, 10:17 PM
"do you expect me to score?"

"no mr puncheon, i expect you to point"
You win. End thread.

trufan
02-10-2017, 11:23 PM
Never Say Netted Again

Mr Mojo Risin
03-10-2017, 06:22 AM
Skyfall - when looking at our sources of revenue for next season

bellalove
03-10-2017, 06:38 AM
Let's see what will happen to the Eagles as the competition progresses. This has been a bad start for them. But hey James Bond had managed to have the victory at the end.

Kylie_Tracey
03-10-2017, 07:26 AM
"do you expect me to score?"

"no mr puncheon, i expect you to point"

:supergrin: