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Eaglefoz
25-10-2017, 02:56 PM
Score, scorers and attendance please.

Thanet Eagle
25-10-2017, 03:28 PM
Palace 2 (Zaha, Townsend)
West Ham 1 (Van Aarnholt og)

25,168

CharlieCPFC
25-10-2017, 03:32 PM
Palace 2-0 West Ham

Zaha 35
RLC 79

24,593

CP-RJW
25-10-2017, 03:40 PM
It’s inevitable that Carroll will score a header isn’t it? Probably from a set piece.

Mr Palace
25-10-2017, 03:40 PM
We have to win so I'm going for a cagey 2-1 win with Zaha and Dann with the goals. Carroll for them. Every West Ham corner or setpiece will see most palace fans lose control of their bladders such will be the mass panic in our defence.

Ooh Betty
25-10-2017, 03:43 PM
Palace 0
West Ham 2 (Lanzini, Ward og)

Zaha off injured 10 minutes.

Att: 25,198

IanH
25-10-2017, 03:44 PM
Palace 6 West Ham 0 (Bilic sacked straight after the game by the dildo brothers)

Zaha 2, Townsend, Ward, Cabaye, McArthur

Att: 25,657

bradpitt
25-10-2017, 03:54 PM
I can only see this going one way unfortunately

Palace 0 West Ham 2 Carroll x 2

Att 25,344

Scrumpy
25-10-2017, 03:56 PM
Palace 4 (Zaha, Cabaye, Dann, Townsend)
West Ham 4 (Carrol x 3, Lanzini)

25,433

aj4england
25-10-2017, 04:09 PM
Negatives:

Carroll, Reid, Kouyate, Ogbonna, Antonio, serious set piece threat
Lanzini always scores against us

Positives:
Zabaleta and Cresswell both lack pace, Wilf and Townsend could easily get a penalty against them

Palace 3 (McArthur, Luka (Pen), Wilf)
West Ham 2 (Carroll, Lanzini)

Marksf
25-10-2017, 04:23 PM
Palace 0
West Ham 3

rambo1
25-10-2017, 04:53 PM
Palace 2 Zaha,Townsend
West Ham 0

Att:25,250

JDawg
25-10-2017, 04:56 PM
God, everyone is so ******* cheery!

Palace 2 (Townsend, Luka)
WH 1 (Antonio)

25,603

West Ham will turn Spurs over tonight and we will burst their euphoric bubble on Saturday.

gold76
25-10-2017, 04:58 PM
Palace 1 (MacArthur)

West Ham 0

25, 324

sl6 Eagle
25-10-2017, 05:21 PM
Palace 1 Cabaye
West Ham 3 Lanzini, Carroll, Noble

Att 25,200

917L
25-10-2017, 05:29 PM
Hope I'm wrong but I think this will end all hope

0 2, Carroll with both

mrB
25-10-2017, 05:40 PM
Win this or I think I'll give up

davech
25-10-2017, 05:49 PM
Palace 2 (Zaha 25, Luka 75 (pen))
West Ham 2 (Carroll 5, Lanzini 87)

Att: 25,217

cpfcfan1
25-10-2017, 06:05 PM
1 0 west ham, they need a win, manager under pressure bound to happen

Andy c off his nutsack

Att 25234

Favelly Weston
25-10-2017, 06:06 PM
Palace 0

West Ham 2 (Carroll, Hernandez)

25,299

brisbane_eagle
25-10-2017, 06:06 PM
This has 0-0 written already

davemorris04
25-10-2017, 06:17 PM
We are rubbish and will lose. 0-3. Carroll and Hernandez (2) will tear our woeful defence apart.

Penstone Eagle
25-10-2017, 06:47 PM
Prepared for championship football now, at least I'll be able to park near the ground again.

1-3 defeat get West Ham's season going, concede either side of half time before pulling one back only to concede again.

More incompetence defending of set pieces, clueless substitutions and not a game changer to bring on. Sounds like last season in a nutshell

Piss poor from the top of this club from the end of last season.

Luca penalty
Carrol 2, Dann og

newish eagle
25-10-2017, 07:15 PM
Prepared for championship football now, at least I'll be able to park near the ground again.

1-3 defeat get West Ham's season going, concede either side of half time before pulling one back only to concede again.

More incompetence defending of set pieces, clueless substitutions and not a game changer to bring on. Sounds like last season in a nutshell

Piss poor from the top of this club from the end of last season.

Luca penalty
Carrol 2, Dann og
Unless he gets injured or sent of tonight, Carrol must be nailed on for a set piece goal on Saturday.

0-2 (Carrol)

andyocpfc
25-10-2017, 07:34 PM
I donít wish injury on players but Please get a knock tonight Carroll. Itís our only hope.

Shipsisourking
25-10-2017, 07:42 PM
I keep getting this wrong, so....

Palace 1 Andros
Ham 4 Noble Carroll Ayew x 2

25001

Glazier69
25-10-2017, 07:47 PM
CPFC 4
WHUFC 1
Zaha 2 Dann Cabaye
Lansing
24999

Glazier69
25-10-2017, 07:47 PM
Well I can dream!?!?

CPFC85
25-10-2017, 07:52 PM
Second league win and a clean sheet.....1-0 to Palace with Townsend scoring the only goal of the game.

25,118

RazorsEdge
25-10-2017, 08:00 PM
Palace 5
West Sham 0

24,789

EagleSE24
25-10-2017, 08:23 PM
Was hoping West Ham would get tonked at Spurs tonight. Currently pegged Tottenham back to 2-2 from two nil down.

RAB
25-10-2017, 08:23 PM
We are awful at home. Can't defend corners and West Ham will play for Bilic.

0-3 Carroll (2) Ayew.

Full house, 25k plus.

jamieb73
25-10-2017, 08:29 PM
They r winning now

newish eagle
25-10-2017, 08:33 PM
They r winning now
Great time to play them...,.

The ground and this site could be at DEFCON 4 by 5pm Saturday!

Thefunkymonk
25-10-2017, 08:34 PM
Palace 0
West Ham 2 (Carroll, lanzini)
24700

RazorsEdge
25-10-2017, 08:34 PM
Great time to play them...,.

The ground and this site could be at DEFCON 4 by 5pm Saturday!

Lol

hihi
25-10-2017, 08:50 PM
Palace 1 (Dann) West Ham 2 (Carroll Ayew)
25,210

sydnsteve
25-10-2017, 08:52 PM
This is a fixture we have failed miserably in home and away for two seasons. West Ham's Cup win over Spurs is a disaster. 3-0 to the Spammers, Carroll hat trick. 25,345

stumpy feelers
25-10-2017, 09:06 PM
1 nil. Zaha

Laurie
25-10-2017, 11:07 PM
palace 0
wham 3

att 25,210

jonnyego
25-10-2017, 11:21 PM
Palace 1 - 3 West Ham

Andy Carroll Hat-trick

Townsend with the consolation.

hughff
25-10-2017, 11:27 PM
2-1
Zaha, RLC, Lanzini
25240

mroakley9
25-10-2017, 11:49 PM
Can't see anything other than us walking all over them.

Palace: 1 (Milivojevic pen)
West Ham: 0

Attendance: Florian Marange

cybais
26-10-2017, 12:49 AM
1-0 to West Ham and Bilic saves his job because we've obliged :(

Flappy Chicken
26-10-2017, 01:24 AM
Eagles 0
Spammers 2 - Ayew, Lanzini

Attn 25096

laths
26-10-2017, 01:25 AM
Anything thing other than a win and we are toast .
If the feccers aren’t up for this, then that really is the season over.

PeterH
26-10-2017, 02:20 AM
We really have to win, so this time Palace 3 West Ham 1.

25432

orp pisshead1
26-10-2017, 03:54 AM
We have to win so I'm going for a cagey 2-1 win with Zaha and Dann with the goals. Carroll for them. Every West Ham corner or setpiece will see most palace fans lose control of their bladders such will be the mass panic in our defence.

Thatís easy to counter just get Carroll to follow the other ..... ..... :D

orp pisshead1
26-10-2017, 03:59 AM
Palace 2 Zaha , Luka
WC winners 0

24,345.

This game has got a lot tougher with their result last night but quite a few first teamers played by looks of it so that might come into it 2nd half Saturday:p.

Terry Fydahytes
26-10-2017, 04:28 AM
2-1 palace
RLC Van Arsehole
Ayew

eagle69
26-10-2017, 05:37 AM
2-0

Cabaye , Dann

COYP

Worksop Palace
26-10-2017, 05:46 AM
Palace 1 Andros
West Ham 2 Ayew, Carroll

Att 25,587

Banger
26-10-2017, 07:20 AM
Palace 1 (Luca 19 pen) West Ham 1 (Lanzini 30)

Nigelbrag
26-10-2017, 08:09 AM
We are rubbish and will lose. 0-3. Carroll and Hernandez (2) will tear our woeful defence apart.

It's hard to disagree with your sentiments and forecast especially after their morale boosting win last night. But i will be a bit generous to Palace and say it will be 1-2 with the above scorers for them, as for Palace who scores is anybody's guess.
Unfortunately this may well be how the majority of Palace fans are feeling as it is very hard to get enthusiastic about our chances if are being honest.

Palace Kebab
26-10-2017, 08:11 AM
Without the cup defeat this thread would be far less downbeat off the back of Chelsea and the Newcastle game. The question is what impact does Tues night have on the 11 to start on Saturday, not much I would suggest?

Palace Kebab
26-10-2017, 08:12 AM
1 v 0 Palace. Sakho

bodger
26-10-2017, 09:03 AM
We will need to score two to have any chance of a win not easy with no striker my bet is they will score three and we will get two.

2-3 Luka RLC Lanzini Ayew AC

24965

Steamy
26-10-2017, 09:45 AM
First on Match of the Day. Neither team can defend (and we can't really score!), but have tricky wide players in Wilf/Townsend and Lanzini/Antonio who will tear the other fullbacks apart.

Palace 4 - Zahax2, Cabaye, Sako
West Ham 3 - Lanzini, Antonio, Carroll

Attendance: 24,853

hdeagle
26-10-2017, 09:56 AM
Palace sacrificed beating an in-form Bristol City by fielding a fringe side and resting our first team.

Funny how very few have considered that Palace's first team were good enough to beat Chelsea and very unlucky to lose to a fluke goal at Newcastle.

West Ham will be facing a far stronger team on Saturday than the Palace team that lost to Bristol City which was effectively our reserve team as Palace made 10 changes so as to not risk our first team.

Having played Wednesday West Ham will have only had two days recovery before they face a rested Palace team and our pace can cause them problems.

Do not read anything into what happened to our reserve side at Bristol as all it proved is that Palace lack decent back-up options as like for like replacements for our first choice players that played no part in that defeat.

Palace needed to be able to field a strong side against West Ham and they can do that.

COYP

sw16girl
26-10-2017, 10:01 AM
Palace 1 West Ham 1

Zaha
Carroll

25,020

Eaglefoz
26-10-2017, 10:04 AM
Palace 3 (Zaha, Townsend, Sako)
West Ham 1 (Carroll)
att:25234

JJ
26-10-2017, 10:42 AM
Lanzini ALWAYS scores against us.
Hernandez has apparently been out of form so he's also nailed on to score.
We can't defend throw ins, corners or crosses in general, so Carroll's likely to get 3 or 4 free headers during the game.
PVA will make enough mistakes to ensure there are lots of WH opportunities down our left.
Bilic under pressure so would be very unlike Palace not to ease some of that pressure for him.

Palace 0 West Ham 3
Lanzini. Hernandez. Carroll
25,261
Bilic with that feckin' stupid lopsided grin afterwards.
BBS uninhabitable.
JJ up at 1am to watch, before crawling back to bed at 3am destined, yet again, to not be able to sleep due to the pile of rubbish I'll have just watched.

Right now, glass = half empty. :(

Maidstonecpfc
26-10-2017, 10:49 AM
Palace 2 Townsend and Zaha
Hamsters 2 Carroll and Lanzini

Att 25700

saxoneagle
26-10-2017, 10:53 AM
0-3

The EEEAAAGGGLLLEEE!!!
26-10-2017, 10:54 AM
Palace 0 WHU 2
25234

Tristanjt
26-10-2017, 11:05 AM
We have to win this. I think (hope) we'll sneak it 2-1. Goals from Zaha and Luka for us to go 2 up at half time, Lanzini in the second for them as he always nets against us. 24,893.

Hector
26-10-2017, 11:12 AM
Chose the win option because basically we have to or at the very very least not get beat.

Palace 2 (Zaha x2)
West Ham 1 (Noble)
24968

hdeagle
26-10-2017, 11:22 AM
West Ham's last result in the Premier League was a 3-0 home defeat to Brighton.

Palace beat champions Chelsea in our last home Premier League game and West Ham are beatable if we show the same resolve and verve in our play as we did against Chelsea.

COYP

charltonhater
26-10-2017, 11:29 AM
Super Awesome Palace 2 (Townsend, Danny)
Essex Cockney Spammers 2 (Lanzini, Caroline)

25,001

Jim Cannon
26-10-2017, 11:37 AM
West Ham get their usual 3 points at selhurst sadly

Palace 0 West Ham 1
Carroll
24,749

glaziers fan
26-10-2017, 01:49 PM
Andy Carroll will score a brace. And I have no idea if we will score 0 or 3.

Cityside
26-10-2017, 04:41 PM
Palace 0 WHU 1 Speroni (og)

Mad Max
26-10-2017, 04:52 PM
0-3
Lanzini x 1 Carrol X 2
25,221

about 18,000 after the 75th minute

EddieEdwards
26-10-2017, 05:06 PM
0-2
Lanzini, Carroll
25,166

hilairehair
26-10-2017, 05:37 PM
Palace 1 (Zaha)
West Ham 2 (Antonio 2)
Att: 25,177

Selhurst300
26-10-2017, 09:06 PM
0-0, 25,351

RobertCPFC
27-10-2017, 08:12 AM
Palace 4 - Zaha x2, Townsend, Cabaye
West Ham 0

25,563

Lords Eagle
27-10-2017, 08:48 AM
Palace 1 (Townsend) Spam 2 (Lanzini, Hernandez) 25,721

N Herts Eagle
27-10-2017, 08:53 AM
Palace 1 -0 WH.....Dann Att 24934

orp pisshead1
27-10-2017, 09:14 AM
Palace 4 - Zaha x2, Townsend, Cabaye
West Ham 0

25,563

:lux:
Please footballing gods be kind for once.

Stellavista
27-10-2017, 09:30 AM
Palace 1 Zaha
West Ham 3 Ayew, Carroll x 2

Att 25,520

ExiledStirling
27-10-2017, 09:32 AM
Palace 2 ((Cabaye, Zaha) West Ham 1

25 400

rhiannapaul
27-10-2017, 09:33 AM
Come to selhurst for you free (3) points
Eagles 0
West ham 3
24456

melteagle
27-10-2017, 10:19 AM
We'll be our usual charity case at Selhurst and hand the oppo three easy points

Palace 0
West Ham 3

AddoWolz
27-10-2017, 11:12 AM
Crystal Palace 0
West Ham United 2 (Carroll, Lanzini)
Att 25,480

Stigma
27-10-2017, 11:23 AM
2-1 Palace win, Dann and Zaha for us. Carroll for them.
att: 25233

BarcaPalace
27-10-2017, 12:21 PM
Palace 2-0 West Ham

Wilf & RLC

Att: 24,350

jmemour
27-10-2017, 12:27 PM
Palace 1-2 W Ham
Zaha 17
Lanzini 88
Ayew 90+7

25,111

kestoneagle
27-10-2017, 12:38 PM
Crystal Palace 0
West Ham United 2 (Carroll, Lanzini)
Att 25,480

^^^^ This, in the 43rd and 48th minutes

Gazz
27-10-2017, 02:54 PM
Palace 0
West Ham 1 Noble
25'124

EagleSE24
27-10-2017, 03:22 PM
Noticed WHU were 19/10 to win when I checked on Tuesday. Checked again today and they've drifted to 23/10. Unless that change is purely driven by money staked already, I was surprised to see their odds lengthen following a win at Spurs.

grand aigle
27-10-2017, 04:23 PM
Palace 1...Zaha (theres no one else)
hammers 4 Carroll 3 and an oG

21,400

Penstone Eagle
27-10-2017, 05:18 PM
West Ham's last result in the Premier League was a 3-0 home defeat to Brighton.

Palace beat champions Chelsea in our last home Premier League game and West Ham are beatable if we show the same resolve and verve in our play as we did against Chelsea.

COYP

You missed our defeat to Newcastle. Conveniently.

N
27-10-2017, 05:27 PM
Palace 1 Sako.
West Ham 1 Carrol.
25,418.

God33
27-10-2017, 05:59 PM
3-1 West Ham. Carroll scoring 2 bicycle kicks and a header from the half way line

bodger
27-10-2017, 09:04 PM
Palace sacrificed beating an in-form Bristol City by fielding a fringe side and resting our first team.

Funny how very few have considered that Palace's first team were good enough to beat Chelsea and very unlucky to lose to a fluke goal at Newcastle.

West Ham will be facing a far stronger team on Saturday than the Palace team that lost to Bristol City which was effectively our reserve team as Palace made 10 changes so as to not risk our first team.

Having played Wednesday West Ham will have only had two days recovery before they face a rested Palace team and our pace can cause them problems.

Do not read anything into what happened to our reserve side at Bristol as all it proved is that Palace lack decent back-up options as like for like replacements for our first choice players that played no part in that defeat.

Palace needed to be able to field a strong side against West Ham and they can do that.

COYP

If only we had a striker to put any chances away we would have won at Newcastle so its hard to see how we will score enough goals to win v WHU.

DARZET EAGLE
27-10-2017, 09:28 PM
3-1 West Ham. Carroll scoring 2 bicycle kicks and a header from the half way line

....whist riding a bicycle.

alanlee11
27-10-2017, 10:30 PM
0-3

Ian Hart
27-10-2017, 10:30 PM
Palace 1 (Zaha)

W Ham 1 (Carroll)

25,142

Glaziers56
28-10-2017, 04:23 AM
Time for the tide to turn
Palace 3-0 West Ham
Loftus-Cheek, Dann and Townsend
25,123

Sharkba1t
28-10-2017, 06:50 AM
Palace 0 Hammers 3.
Sadly for us, it is a continuation of the ending of our PL visit.
I desperately want to be wrong.

desperado
28-10-2017, 08:27 AM
Crystal Palace 0
West Ham United London 3 (Carrol, Lanzini, Ayew)

Att: 25,456

philsick
28-10-2017, 08:35 AM
palace 2westham 1 zaha .RLC,carroll att 25,121

Kai
28-10-2017, 08:37 AM
We've been utterly shite v. West Ham the last few years. Sometime we must turn a corner.

Palace 3 (Zaha, Luka, Cabaye)
WHU 1 (Carroll)

25.134

TWELLSEagle
28-10-2017, 08:52 AM
Palace 0
West Ham 1

Ayew 44

Att 24, 839

gw_eagle97
28-10-2017, 08:59 AM
Palace 2 (Cabaye 10, Zaha 34)
West Ham 3 (Ayew 76, Carroll 88 & 90+3)

Att 25,205

palacemetros
28-10-2017, 09:02 AM
Ask me after I've had a drink.

Not very hopeful when sober.

I really need a drink!

Then maybe, I think we can nick it.

Malarkey
28-10-2017, 09:03 AM
Palace 0

West Ham 2 - Carroll, Hernandez

25,452

Asagaya_Eagle
28-10-2017, 09:06 AM
Palace 2 - 0 Wham

Cabaye, Wilf

25,336

Ant.Palace
28-10-2017, 09:12 AM
Palace 0

West Ham 1 (Antonio)

25,211

Kylie_Tracey
28-10-2017, 09:37 AM
CPFC 1 WHU 2 Zaha taking corners

Palestinian
28-10-2017, 10:03 AM
Palace 2 (Cabaye, Zaha)
West Ham 2 (Ayew, Carroll)

25,152

davemorris04
28-10-2017, 10:26 AM
We are awful. Chelsea has shown to be an exception. West Ham will be buoyed after Spurs. 0-3. Caroll, Hernandez (2).

Ruskin Old Boy
28-10-2017, 11:51 AM
Palace 2 (Townsend, Milivojevic) West Ham 2 (Antonio, Ayew)

Attendance: 25,375

selhurst_bbsh
28-10-2017, 12:22 PM
Palace 2 sakho, zaha
West ham 0

Att: 25,318

cpfc@eastbourne
28-10-2017, 12:22 PM
Palace 0-2 west ham

Carroll and dann og

Attendance: 25,444

Little Fozzie
28-10-2017, 12:24 PM
Palace 1 - Townsend

West Ham 1 - Carroll

Att; 24,892

Langers
28-10-2017, 12:28 PM
Palace 1 (Zaha)

West Ham 1

24786

ee-ay-ee-ay-ee-ay-o
28-10-2017, 12:36 PM
Crystal Palace, from BBC ;

Palace have lost 12 of their last 14 league matches, failing to score in any of those defeats.
The Eagles have been beaten in 29 league matches in 2017, failing to score in 17 of them.
This is the third occasion that Palace have started a top-flight season with one win and eight defeats in their opening nine league matches.
They are the only Premier League side yet to keep a clean sheet.

How to get depressed in one little read.

Palace 1 (yep I think we might just nick one) Townsend
Spammers 3 Lanzini, Noble, Carroll

24,762 (would be 24,763 but I cant go due work comittments :frown: :frown:

eagle4ever
28-10-2017, 12:46 PM
I decided to put Zaha as captain in my fantasy football team last night after a few beers. Gonna keep my rose tinted glasses on this afternoon. Palace 3 spanners 0 (Zaha hatrick!)

Mr Palace
28-10-2017, 12:50 PM
Those stats are horrific. We have been punished! Come on - let this be our day for a change.

Dj 784
28-10-2017, 12:58 PM
Palace 0
West Ham 1 Hernandez
25,492

Maidstone Eagle
28-10-2017, 12:59 PM
Really want us to win but poor decisions at board level will cost us again.

If they score first the atmosphere will turn toxic.

Sadly think that will happen

Predict 0-3

NOT WHAT I WANT

Far East Eagle
28-10-2017, 01:49 PM
Palace 2 - 0 Wham

Zaha

Townsend

25,650