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nelson alfie
27-05-2005, 04:36 PM
Useless gardener
jordanismygod
27-05-2005, 05:05 PM
is worried
Has hair in a place they'd rather not...
Goldberg Basher
29-05-2005, 08:05 AM
Knows cut hair gets everywhere
Is having a good weekend!
Goldberg Basher
29-05-2005, 08:10 AM
Should know I'm not due back at work until Wednesday...
Is going to see Star Wars before Wednesday?
Goldberg Basher
29-05-2005, 09:06 AM
Should know I hope to.
jordanismygod
29-05-2005, 09:46 AM
is amazing at feet sniffing
Has one eye bigger than the other
jordanismygod
29-05-2005, 09:55 AM
has too much snot
Needs bottom support wherever they sit
Goldberg Basher
29-05-2005, 10:01 AM
Has crutch rot?
jordanismygod
29-05-2005, 10:02 AM
wants to play in the sand with their bucket and spade
Has urinated in a swimming pool before
jordanismygod
29-05-2005, 10:25 AM
combes their pubes
humpo
30-05-2005, 07:07 AM
can often be found scratching their bottom
jordanismygod
30-05-2005, 09:18 AM
got up late
nelson alfie
01-06-2005, 12:02 PM
Smells like a sewer
follow cpfc
01-06-2005, 08:10 PM
loves sex
jordanismygod
01-06-2005, 11:09 PM
farts alot
Is pondering the worth of it all....
Goldberg Basher
06-06-2005, 04:40 PM
Looking forward to the fizzy pop league
nelson alfie
06-06-2005, 04:43 PM
Fiddles his/her income tax
Goldberg Basher
06-06-2005, 04:44 PM
Fiddles with themselves
nelson alfie
06-06-2005, 04:49 PM
Holding himself now
jordanismygod
07-06-2005, 07:31 AM
loves to eat
Rides a space hopper to work
Bangkok Eagle
07-06-2005, 11:47 AM
Believes in fairies
nelson alfie
07-06-2005, 07:14 PM
Did something disgusting last night
jordanismygod
07-06-2005, 07:15 PM
Never washes their lucky socks
nelson alfie
09-06-2005, 07:39 PM
1f82
Has an embarrasing birth mark
jordanismygod
09-06-2005, 10:31 PM
Eats their bogies
Bangkok Eagle
12-06-2005, 01:47 PM
Washes their hair in my bath water
jordanismygod
12-06-2005, 02:06 PM
Drinks their bath water
Bangkok Eagle
13-06-2005, 12:22 PM
Had a troubled childhood
nelson alfie
13-06-2005, 11:00 PM
Loiters in the local park
jordanismygod
13-06-2005, 11:07 PM
Sniffs old ladies knickers
nelson alfie
13-06-2005, 11:08 PM
Was once arrested for streaking at Selhurst Park
Jaserob
14-06-2005, 06:25 AM
Held my skimpy Undies while I streaked at Selhurst
jordanismygod
14-06-2005, 07:05 AM
Has just realised they wet the bed last night
jordanismygod
15-06-2005, 03:37 PM
Wants to masturbate in front of the local Vicar
Goldberg Basher
16-06-2005, 08:06 PM
Pees in the holy water
jordanismygod
16-06-2005, 08:19 PM
Eats their own bum fluff
EMLEY EAGLE
16-06-2005, 09:50 PM
Hates Simon Jordan
Bangkok Eagle
18-06-2005, 06:31 AM
Finds ladyboys attractive
jordanismygod
18-06-2005, 09:14 AM
wants his potty
Bangkok Eagle
18-06-2005, 01:57 PM
Drinks out a potty
jordanismygod
18-06-2005, 02:09 PM
stinks
Goldberg Basher
18-06-2005, 08:10 PM
has fleas
nelson alfie
19-06-2005, 12:17 PM
lying naked in the garden today
Bangkok Eagle
20-06-2005, 01:47 PM
Is spying on me in the garden
jordanismygod
20-06-2005, 05:32 PM
Barks like a dog
Coulsdon Eagle
20-06-2005, 08:45 PM
hasn't washed for weeks
jordanismygod
20-06-2005, 10:58 PM
Wants to watch their dog poo
nelson alfie
22-06-2005, 09:30 AM
Belongs to a strange fanatical cult
boxing francis
22-06-2005, 02:26 PM
Washes knomes in their bath
EMLEY EAGLE
22-06-2005, 04:28 PM
has a strange fascination with garden ornaments
silver
24-06-2005, 04:01 PM
eats seaweed only on thursdays
Coulsdon Eagle
24-06-2005, 05:15 PM
picks their nose
jordanismygod
24-06-2005, 06:47 PM
wants to use a potty
Goldberg Basher
25-06-2005, 10:16 PM
Shitting bricks
Eats copious amounts of cheese
jordanismygod
26-06-2005, 04:13 PM
Is a money grabber
jordanismygod
27-06-2005, 10:58 PM
Loves the sound of music
Richwak
28-06-2005, 02:57 PM
has a dark dark secret
jordanismygod
28-06-2005, 07:13 PM
Loves it here
Goldberg Basher
29-06-2005, 10:58 PM
Frightened of the dark
jackslipper
30-06-2005, 03:29 AM
1f8f
Is undisputed CCG king
Coulsdon Eagle
30-06-2005, 05:14 PM
has a foot fetish
jordanismygod
02-07-2005, 08:59 AM
likes foot cheese
follow cpfc
08-07-2005, 08:49 PM
smells like cheese
jordanismygod
09-07-2005, 09:18 AM
Wants to smell of cheese
Goldberg Basher
14-07-2005, 02:55 PM
wears a bikini at home
EMLEY EAGLE
14-07-2005, 04:56 PM
supplied the bikini from their own wardrobe
jordanismygod
14-07-2005, 05:19 PM
needs a cold shower
silver
14-07-2005, 10:55 PM
has gone away
jordanismygod
18-07-2005, 05:09 PM
Never showers
Goldberg Basher
19-07-2005, 04:54 AM
Loves me really...
jordanismygod
19-07-2005, 07:37 AM
wants to be like me
MIKEY C
19-07-2005, 05:10 PM
is deluded!
Coulsdon Eagle
19-07-2005, 05:12 PM
licks toes
jordanismygod
22-07-2005, 06:01 PM
Makes bread
Goldberg Basher
26-07-2005, 05:55 PM
eats snot
willblake88
26-07-2005, 06:02 PM
I do not
likes to massage his arse with the gear-stick when he's not driving.
jordanismygod
27-07-2005, 04:10 PM
eats alot
nelson alfie
30-07-2005, 05:17 PM
loiters in Brighton parks
Coulsdon Eagle
30-07-2005, 05:25 PM
was dropped on their head at birth
jordanismygod
31-07-2005, 09:28 AM
stinks
Goldberg Basher
03-08-2005, 09:07 PM
Farts ;oudly, often, making a smrll, others avoid them...
jordanismygod
07-08-2005, 08:42 AM
Makes soft porn movies
Coulsdon Eagle
10-08-2005, 05:09 PM
is in a same sex relationship
Goldberg Basher
10-08-2005, 10:07 PM
Going to Norwich on Saturday?
jordanismygod
11-08-2005, 05:32 PM
Drinks blood
MIKEY C
11-08-2005, 05:34 PM
likes sitting in the middle of the road
Coulsdon Eagle
15-08-2005, 05:03 PM
is a 'special' person
Goldberg Basher
18-08-2005, 06:51 AM
A special needs kinda person...
EMLEY EAGLE
18-08-2005, 07:29 AM
needs something special
Eats small Mexican lizards as part of their diet.
thecount
20-08-2005, 11:01 PM
is 39% clowd, 16% strawberry muffin, 41% javascript and then his other parts are constituted of things of such various and contrasting merit, that onlt the most garrolous of goats could do it justice.
EMLEY EAGLE
21-08-2005, 06:24 AM
Is mentally challenged
jordanismygod
21-08-2005, 02:48 PM
loves it here
Jaserob
25-08-2005, 04:05 AM
Wants me badly ;)
jordanismygod
29-08-2005, 09:21 AM
Eats rabbit droppings
Coulsdon Eagle
31-08-2005, 04:59 PM
smells of wee
EMLEY EAGLE
31-08-2005, 05:01 PM
lives in the worse place on earth
jordanismygod
01-09-2005, 10:04 PM
Farts in their sleep
Jay_eagle
02-09-2005, 03:27 PM
likes egg nog
Coulsdon Eagle
02-09-2005, 07:16 PM
will have bacon and eggs for breakfast
1fb2
jordanismygod
03-09-2005, 10:17 PM
Will be sick tomorrow
Bangkok Eagle
04-09-2005, 03:41 AM
Likes train spotting
jordanismygod
04-09-2005, 05:40 PM
Eats Lizards
danibutcher
06-09-2005, 02:59 PM
Dyes their hair ginger
Jay_eagle
06-09-2005, 03:00 PM
likes grapes
danibutcher
06-09-2005, 03:01 PM
chews pens
Jay_eagle
06-09-2005, 03:02 PM
likes chuck norris
danibutcher
06-09-2005, 03:03 PM
retired from international football
Jay_eagle
06-09-2005, 03:05 PM
fanices kylie
danibutcher
06-09-2005, 03:06 PM
is planning on killing desmand tutu
Jay_eagle
06-09-2005, 03:09 PM
owns a toilet seat
colino36
06-09-2005, 03:33 PM
......will pretend to be on a flight to the far side of the moon.
Little Matt
10-09-2005, 10:44 PM
Is my shoe polisher
Mong!
11-09-2005, 12:09 AM
eats mobile phones
Goldberg Basher
12-09-2005, 12:33 PM
Loves the crazy frog
jordanismygod
15-09-2005, 05:27 PM
Eats their warts
nelson alfie
21-09-2005, 04:24 PM
Has been scratching anus all day
jordanismygod
28-09-2005, 07:14 AM
Breathes
nelson alfie
06-10-2005, 04:22 PM
Has disgustingly bad breath
jordanismygod
06-10-2005, 05:49 PM
Wants to go home
nelson alfie
07-10-2005, 05:46 AM
Vomited on the carpet last night and left it there
jordanismygod
07-10-2005, 06:05 PM
Loves to munch
nelson alfie
08-10-2005, 06:46 AM
Has Millwall tendencies:veryangry
Bangkok Eagle
08-10-2005, 07:15 AM
Follows through
nelson alfie
08-10-2005, 07:28 AM
Is a Scruffy Urchin
jordanismygod
10-10-2005, 04:59 PM
Drinks cold blood
nelson alfie
13-10-2005, 05:23 PM
Practices black magic
jordanismygod
13-10-2005, 05:43 PM
Wants to win the Lottery
Goldberg Basher
14-10-2005, 01:34 PM
Has a bad back
nelson alfie
14-10-2005, 01:51 PM
Has a sore posterior
jordanismygod
14-10-2005, 05:43 PM
Eats spiders eggs
Rich21T
14-10-2005, 09:34 PM
sucks raw onions
ginger eagle
15-10-2005, 09:00 AM
eats frogs
jordanismygod
16-10-2005, 06:23 AM
wants it
ginger eagle
16-10-2005, 09:51 AM
loves some sort of band
ginger eagle
16-10-2005, 09:51 AM
loves some sort of band
nelson alfie
17-10-2005, 08:19 PM
Wont sleep tonight as excited about tomorrow evening
Goldberg Basher
18-10-2005, 02:32 PM
The only CCG person not going tonight...
ginger eagle
18-10-2005, 03:22 PM
will probably be addicted to CCG tonight
jordanismygod
20-10-2005, 07:51 AM
Has joined a knitting club
nelson alfie
20-10-2005, 07:53 PM
Wears a grubby raincoat
jordanismygod
21-10-2005, 06:05 PM
1fa4
Eats worms
ginger eagle
22-10-2005, 10:49 AM
eats spiders
JOHN1509
22-10-2005, 03:38 PM
collects stamps
ginger eagle
22-10-2005, 04:33 PM
is a internet geek
JOHN1509
23-10-2005, 06:47 PM
is a toe sucker
MIKEY C
26-10-2005, 07:34 PM
Wears womens underwear
Goldberg Basher
26-10-2005, 07:35 PM
wearing a see through lace basque
MIKEY C
26-10-2005, 07:37 PM
(it is nice isn't it)
Likes PVC gimp masks
coolthing
26-10-2005, 11:49 PM
You should know!
Likes to listen to punk rock!
Goldberg Basher
27-10-2005, 09:32 PM
Sitting on the throne at present
jordanismygod
30-10-2005, 07:38 AM
Likes to watch women shop
Goldberg Basher
01-11-2005, 02:18 PM
wearing a lacy thong right now
james powell
04-11-2005, 05:06 PM
yep thats me lol
has got diarrhea
JOHN1509
05-11-2005, 12:08 PM
still wear's nappy's
james powell
05-11-2005, 11:39 PM
all the time.
likes bum
MIKEY C
07-11-2005, 02:07 PM
Nice round ones
walks with a lisp
Goldberg Basher
07-11-2005, 02:26 PM
Walks like an Egyptian
MIKEY C
07-11-2005, 03:16 PM
Is the Number 1 Mark Curry Fan!
JOHN1509
12-11-2005, 11:47 AM
wear's a brighton fc shirt
norwood_girl
13-11-2005, 07:23 AM
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Likes to be spanked with a stick of rhubarb
Goldberg Basher
14-11-2005, 03:15 PM
Soaks the rhubarb in one of their own orifices after said spanking
Radders
15-11-2005, 03:37 PM
Eats the rhubarb when finished spanking! :eek:
Goldberg Basher
15-11-2005, 03:43 PM
Sucks up the juices as they dribble from the orifice
nelson alfie
15-11-2005, 04:47 PM
Is setting up own business selling anal rhubarb
jordanismygod
15-11-2005, 10:08 PM
Like pool
Airways86
15-11-2005, 11:29 PM
Is in the Jamaican bob sleigh team
jordanismygod
16-11-2005, 05:36 PM
Eats Mud
Goldberg Basher
18-11-2005, 03:56 PM
Is wearing a see thru pair of knickers
nelson alfie
18-11-2005, 04:13 PM
Member of monster raving looney party
jordanismygod
18-11-2005, 06:30 PM
Is an arse
coolthing
19-11-2005, 04:02 AM
Thanks! Will be Bangkok?
jordanismygod
19-11-2005, 05:54 PM
No
Eats cold cat food
Goldberg Basher
19-11-2005, 08:21 PM
Ate my cat!
Airways86
20-11-2005, 12:07 AM
Sorry, but I was hungry!
Is a professional clown.......
Ruskin Old Boy
21-11-2005, 08:38 AM
:clown: ;)
eats Brighton rock
Coulsdon Eagle
21-11-2005, 11:04 AM
jumped up and down with delight yesterday
Goldberg Basher
21-11-2005, 11:38 AM
Dropped the bowl of Angel Delight yesterday...
norwood_girl
22-11-2005, 06:31 AM
Likes Angel Delight but only when served with hundreds and thousands and Tip Top fake cream stuff.
nelson alfie
22-11-2005, 07:22 AM
Throws up at the thought of angel Delight
Goldberg Basher
22-11-2005, 02:13 PM
1f65
Throws up at the thought of being fed cat food disguised as Angel Delight...
jordanismygod
25-11-2005, 06:01 PM
is a bit silly
norwood_girl
25-11-2005, 10:54 PM
likes to shave their toes on a Tuesday evening
Goldberg Basher
25-11-2005, 11:10 PM
Not as good a kisser as me...
mrgins
25-11-2005, 11:27 PM
kisses frogs
coolthing
26-11-2005, 02:59 AM
You should know mrgins! Maybe one will be a prince!
Licks Lizzards!:D
nelson alfie
26-11-2005, 10:12 AM
Strokes Stoats
Bangkok Eagle
27-11-2005, 02:47 AM
Smells of elderberries
nelson alfie
27-11-2005, 09:35 AM
Smells of manure
Coulsdon Eagle
27-11-2005, 10:06 AM
Bathes in goats urine
nelson alfie
27-11-2005, 11:30 AM
Bathes naked in public ponds
Goldberg Basher
07-12-2005, 02:44 PM
has fallen off the bottom of the ccg threads...
nelson alfie
08-12-2005, 06:43 AM
Enjoys Morris Dancing
Goldberg Basher
08-12-2005, 08:33 AM
Enjoys dancing with Morris from Coronation St
nelson alfie
08-12-2005, 01:44 PM
Drives a Morris Minor
james powell
12-12-2005, 09:43 PM
Has 8 nipples
Coulsdon Eagle
15-12-2005, 03:15 PM
enjoys sheep
Jay_eagle
15-12-2005, 03:45 PM
has 17 toes
butch03
15-12-2005, 04:27 PM
has a big fore head
JOHN1509
17-12-2005, 09:45 AM
wears underwear three sizes to small
butch03
17-12-2005, 10:08 PM
has to wee sitting down
jordanismygod
18-12-2005, 10:42 AM
wants something
JOHN1509
18-12-2005, 01:15 PM
is waiting to be feed
james powell
18-12-2005, 11:17 PM
loves tissues
nelson alfie
20-12-2005, 04:23 PM
loves his dog
jordanismygod
20-12-2005, 06:15 PM
Pees down their leg
james powell
21-12-2005, 02:14 PM
Licks keyboards.
jordanismygod
21-12-2005, 04:02 PM
drinks blood
james powell
23-12-2005, 01:47 AM
has false teeth
jordanismygod
23-12-2005, 07:59 AM
Washes their hair twice a month
james powell
24-12-2005, 10:45 AM
washes their hair once a month
jordanismygod
24-12-2005, 03:22 PM
snores
JOHN1509
27-12-2005, 03:24 PM
sucks garden snails from there shells
james powell
27-12-2005, 10:14 PM
has to much arm hair for even an ape!
butch03
27-12-2005, 10:43 PM
cant wipe his own ass
james powell
28-12-2005, 07:19 AM
Doesn't have an ass to wipe
jordanismygod
28-12-2005, 08:45 AM
Doesn't know who Bruce Forsyth is
james powell
28-12-2005, 11:18 PM
Looks like steve bruce
butch03
29-12-2005, 01:11 PM
wears a big nappy
james powell
29-12-2005, 01:16 PM
Ar*ehole
Goldberg Basher
29-12-2005, 03:56 PM
on the crapper
butch03
29-12-2005, 03:59 PM
a5d
is a crybaby
jordanismygod
31-12-2005, 09:09 AM
Is a right berk
JOHN1509
02-01-2006, 02:23 PM
has nit's
jordanismygod
03-01-2006, 04:50 PM
Breeds Earwigs
butch03
04-01-2006, 01:26 AM
has got piles
jordanismygod
04-01-2006, 10:36 AM
wants to go home
JOHN1509
04-01-2006, 03:51 PM
uses hand me down's toilet roll
butch03
06-01-2006, 01:43 AM
cant wipe there own bum
JOHN1509
07-01-2006, 04:01 PM
is a scum fan
nelson alfie
09-01-2006, 04:40 PM
sleeps with a Millwall fan
jordanismygod
10-01-2006, 08:46 AM
Loves his pet worm
nelson alfie
10-01-2006, 05:09 PM
leaves a disgusting smell behind them
BaldEagle96
10-01-2006, 05:09 PM
Has a very sensitive nose
nelson alfie
10-01-2006, 05:12 PM
Is a brown nose at work
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