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BaldEagle96
10-01-2006, 05:15 PM
Rarely goes to away games!!

nelson alfie
10-01-2006, 05:18 PM
HAs a crap sense of humour:hmph:

BaldEagle96
10-01-2006, 05:19 PM
Is sooooo old!! :)

nelson alfie
10-01-2006, 05:23 PM
Going to Preston twice in 4 days ??

BaldEagle96
10-01-2006, 05:25 PM
Will maybe make it to Preston once in 4 days??

(and yes I am)

nelson alfie
10-01-2006, 05:28 PM
Could see me twice but probably once (cue fair weather comment:D )

butch03
11-01-2006, 02:31 AM
sits in his chair all day doing nothing

jordanismygod
11-01-2006, 04:16 PM
Eats stale cheese

nelson alfie
11-01-2006, 07:15 PM
Eats rotten sprouts

cupid stunt
11-01-2006, 07:16 PM
took 4 weeks of work last year to go on tour with cliff richards tribute band

jordanismygod
11-01-2006, 07:16 PM
Farts in their sleep

cupid stunt
11-01-2006, 08:08 PM
farts, cups hands, and sniffs,and savours the flavours ;)

butch03
12-01-2006, 02:18 AM
eats his own poo

nelson alfie
12-01-2006, 05:04 PM
Has been constipated for six years

BaldEagle96
12-01-2006, 05:09 PM
Is a wimp!

nelson alfie
12-01-2006, 05:12 PM
Is a tosspot

BaldEagle96
12-01-2006, 05:12 PM
Hates Palace

jordanismygod
14-01-2006, 08:50 AM
washes their hair with fairy liquid

JOHN1509
14-01-2006, 05:46 PM
talks more crap than mrgins

jordanismygod
17-01-2006, 04:34 PM
Smacks his own bum

nelson alfie
18-01-2006, 04:37 PM
Has done something horrible with his finger

cupid stunt
18-01-2006, 04:40 PM
is captain birds eyes number 1 fan

jordanismygod
18-01-2006, 05:40 PM
Sleeps in their work clothes

cupid stunt
18-01-2006, 07:52 PM
prefers netball to football

nelson alfie
18-01-2006, 10:54 PM
Prefers Craig Moore to Demi Moore

butch03
19-01-2006, 06:32 AM
still has a dummy at night

cupid stunt
19-01-2006, 11:12 AM
wets the bed

jordanismygod
19-01-2006, 02:06 PM
wash once a year

butch03
20-01-2006, 03:11 AM
smells like urine

jordanismygod
20-01-2006, 07:06 AM
Honks

JOHN1509
20-01-2006, 02:52 PM
wears a used nappy on there head

jordanismygod
21-01-2006, 04:39 PM
runs like a girl

cupid stunt
22-01-2006, 10:52 AM
is very camp

1f62
JOHN1509
22-01-2006, 02:12 PM
picks there nose

nelson alfie
23-01-2006, 04:54 PM
Enjoys Brighton rock

butch03
23-01-2006, 05:09 PM
needs help going to the toilet

Princess
23-01-2006, 09:08 PM
Did the page 3 table without my help this time!

james powell
23-01-2006, 09:11 PM
did i?

licks feet

MR T
24-01-2006, 08:46 PM
Does not!

Is a train spotter

james powell
24-01-2006, 09:58 PM
:D

Spills beans "accediently" on dogs

jordanismygod
24-01-2006, 10:01 PM
carries womens stockings in their pockets

james powell
24-01-2006, 10:03 PM
Does this also, but they are from transves"tights"

butch03
25-01-2006, 06:35 AM
likes to smear marmite on there private parts

jordanismygod
25-01-2006, 12:14 PM
moves like an old granny

cupid stunt
25-01-2006, 03:38 PM
dresses like an old granny

MR T
25-01-2006, 07:21 PM
Lives with the muppets

jordanismygod
26-01-2006, 07:26 AM
looks like a monkey

butch03
29-01-2006, 12:59 AM
has a ugly face

jordanismygod
29-01-2006, 11:26 AM
needs to fart

butch03
31-01-2006, 12:29 AM
must take the happy pills

jordanismygod
31-01-2006, 07:41 AM
makes fairy cakes

JOHN1509
01-02-2006, 02:40 PM
makes a mess in their underware

cupid stunt
01-02-2006, 02:52 PM
collects soiled nappies

jordanismygod
01-02-2006, 03:05 PM
Doesn't like milk

butch03
02-02-2006, 08:39 AM
needs a wash

jordanismygod
02-02-2006, 09:16 AM
Walks with their arse out

cupid stunt
02-02-2006, 09:35 AM
once dated rick waller

Goldberg Basher
02-02-2006, 04:02 PM
Looks like Rick Waller

jordanismygod
02-02-2006, 04:19 PM
Breath stinkshttp://bestsmileys.com/rude/6.gif

cupid stunt
03-02-2006, 06:40 AM
has bitty 3 times a day

jordanismygod
03-02-2006, 05:55 PM
has toliet difficulties

JOHN1509
04-02-2006, 01:03 PM
still wears nappies

butch03
06-02-2006, 12:08 AM
sleeps with the light on

jordanismygod
06-02-2006, 02:32 PM
Munches on their mums knickers

butch03
07-02-2006, 12:00 AM
wets the bed still

Radders
07-02-2006, 02:52 PM
Has roadkill for dinner.

butch03
07-02-2006, 04:18 PM
likes to eat poo

JOHN1509
07-02-2006, 06:17 PM
has their finger stuck up their nose

butch03
08-02-2006, 09:01 AM
sleeps in a nappy

jordanismygod
08-02-2006, 01:18 PM
swears their Elvis

JOHN1509
08-02-2006, 07:05 PM
will be posting next

jordanismygod
08-02-2006, 08:44 PM
is here

butch03
08-02-2006, 11:49 PM
eating dog poo

JOHN1509
11-02-2006, 11:39 AM
has now left the building

1f89
jordanismygod
12-02-2006, 06:09 PM
honks

nelson alfie
15-02-2006, 06:02 PM
Loves man to man snogging on valentines day

butch03
16-02-2006, 09:04 AM
still wears a nappy to bed

Jaserob
17-02-2006, 04:02 AM
Wants to change my nappy?

butch03
17-02-2006, 07:48 AM
eats his own pooh

Goldberg Basher
17-02-2006, 12:13 PM
Is delusional

jordanismygod
17-02-2006, 04:08 PM
writes to father xmas

butch03
22-02-2006, 02:27 AM
wets the bed

Ruskin Old Boy
22-02-2006, 12:35 PM
drinks Carling special brew

butch03
22-02-2006, 12:38 PM
i love it

cant tie his shoe laces

Radders
22-02-2006, 01:50 PM
Tis true!!

Has an inverted penis.

Lin F
22-02-2006, 09:48 PM
Is a fudgepakker

butch03
22-02-2006, 09:54 PM
is thick

JOHN1509
23-02-2006, 07:04 PM
pick's their arse

nelson alfie
24-02-2006, 03:33 PM
French kisses the mirror

JOHN1509
24-02-2006, 06:00 PM
has a broken peice of carrot up there a####

Ruskin Old Boy
24-02-2006, 08:19 PM
is welcoming mrg at Gatwick airport

Airways86
24-02-2006, 10:49 PM
is japanese

JOHN1509
25-02-2006, 11:20 AM
is outside flying kites

Airways86
26-02-2006, 10:19 PM
used to be in the jamaican bobsleigh team

jordanismygod
27-02-2006, 09:26 AM
shaves their bum

Ruskin Old Boy
01-03-2006, 03:46 AM
is collecting signatures for mrg's welcoming card

jordanismygod
01-03-2006, 02:46 PM
wants to be in Mr Benn

JOHN1509
09-03-2006, 03:20 PM
collects second hand underware

Ruskin Old Boy
10-03-2006, 08:16 PM
saw mrg play football

butch03
11-03-2006, 01:54 PM
would like a meat injection

jordanismygod
11-03-2006, 04:53 PM
Is one ••••••• ugly mother ••••••

Ruskin Old Boy
12-03-2006, 06:17 PM
Drinks greek goddess through a straw

jordanismygod
12-03-2006, 07:41 PM
Must try harder in life

JOHN1509
19-03-2006, 10:21 AM
has a sore wrist through to much w######

butch03
20-03-2006, 02:02 AM
likes to kiss blokes

jordanismygod
21-03-2006, 04:55 PM
Farts in their sleep

andy1905
22-03-2006, 01:06 PM
wets the bed

tonkers
23-03-2006, 10:32 AM
Licks cows

jordanismygod
23-03-2006, 04:39 PM
wants to go back to school

Goldberg Basher
26-03-2006, 01:20 PM
licks ass

butch03
28-03-2006, 01:37 AM
stinks of poo

JOHN1509
06-04-2006, 06:39 PM
still wear's a nappy

tonkers
07-04-2006, 08:41 AM
Smells of fish

Goldberg Basher
07-04-2006, 11:35 AM
Eating sushi

tonkers
07-04-2006, 02:55 PM
Likes smelly feet

JOHN1509
07-04-2006, 04:11 PM
1fa7
sucks hairy toes

Goldberg Basher
07-04-2006, 07:16 PM
chews on the toenails

JOHN1509
16-04-2006, 08:09 AM
cleans out their nose with their tongue

butch03
17-04-2006, 07:22 AM
wears ladies knickers

Goldberg Basher
18-04-2006, 03:57 PM
licks the skidmarks

james powell
30-04-2006, 11:34 AM
Makes the skidmarks

Goldberg Basher
01-05-2006, 08:50 AM
Collects them

Chas
01-05-2006, 01:08 PM
Absolutely abhors them, finds them racist, and calls every who disagrees a ****.

nelson alfie
01-05-2006, 01:10 PM
Is very strange

Goldberg Basher
01-05-2006, 01:14 PM
Not as strange as the one two posts above

jordanismygod
03-05-2006, 05:14 PM
WANTS THEIR NAPPY CHANGED

nelson alfie
04-05-2006, 01:38 PM
Is working harder than I am at the moment

butch03
04-05-2006, 03:39 PM
needs a wash

jordanismygod
07-05-2006, 05:36 PM
wants to change

james powell
08-05-2006, 09:41 PM
Wants to help me

jordanismygod
12-05-2006, 07:12 AM
Prays

Goldberg Basher
20-05-2006, 07:20 PM
is watching the Eurovision Song Contest right now

nelson alfie
21-05-2006, 10:42 AM
is replaying Euro contest video right now

james powell
23-05-2006, 10:46 PM
Was our Eurovision singer.

75points
04-06-2006, 08:45 PM
well the best I can do is that I am friends with a former backing singer of Bucks Fizz!

is probably one of the most interesting posters on bbs

jordanismygod
07-06-2006, 09:20 PM
makes me cringe

Goldberg Basher
18-06-2006, 09:33 AM
Makes me vomit

lil_kido
18-06-2006, 02:23 PM
Thanks GB

Is very nice...

butch03
24-06-2006, 01:31 AM
wees his pants

Goldberg Basher
24-06-2006, 08:13 PM
wees down his jeans

nelson alfie
27-06-2006, 04:44 PM
wees at the dinner table

ebyeeckeagle
29-06-2006, 09:20 PM
wees on their dinner

Goldberg Basher
29-06-2006, 09:24 PM
gets to eat my dinner

lil_kido
29-06-2006, 09:31 PM
Thanks! what is it first? Gets a big smile from me...

Goldberg Basher
29-06-2006, 09:44 PM
Always ends up smiling for me...

lil_kido
30-06-2006, 02:30 PM
Do i?! Is cool...

Goldberg Basher
30-06-2006, 02:34 PM
:cool: On the lookout for a blow up Jobi...

lil_kido
30-06-2006, 02:38 PM
:D Is on my msn contacts list?

Goldberg Basher
30-06-2006, 03:30 PM
Likes her Jobi choons...

lil_kido
30-06-2006, 06:31 PM
Knows how much i love Jobi...

Goldberg Basher
30-06-2006, 10:57 PM
Is dreaming away right now

lil_kido
02-07-2006, 09:37 AM
Is probably enjoying some sun, or was.

Goldberg Basher
02-07-2006, 09:51 AM
Doesn't know that I'm still in my boxers

lil_kido
02-07-2006, 09:56 AM
Could go out in their boxers

Goldberg Basher
02-07-2006, 10:01 AM
Knows I need to get colour in my pasy legs

lil_kido
02-07-2006, 10:24 AM
1fb3
Should go out in the sun to get some..

Goldberg Basher
02-07-2006, 10:41 AM
Should tell me the secret of how to go brown...

lil_kido
02-07-2006, 10:48 AM
Needs to jump on a plane and fly to Crete!!

Goldberg Basher
02-07-2006, 11:34 AM
May get some sun on the back of her neck now...

lil_kido
02-07-2006, 12:48 PM
Should be starting to get a tan if he has been out in the sun..

Goldberg Basher
02-07-2006, 01:02 PM
Should know I've been keeping cool with a fan indoors

lil_kido
02-07-2006, 01:04 PM
Should get some sun on him

Goldberg Basher
02-07-2006, 01:18 PM
Got a long lazy summer ahead of her

lil_kido
02-07-2006, 01:31 PM
Is probably going to be working while im being lazy?

Goldberg Basher
02-07-2006, 01:44 PM
Should know that I'll be counting down the days to the football season in 4 weeks time.

MikeyDread
06-07-2006, 09:28 PM
is definitely thinking of something witty to post

nelson alfie
08-07-2006, 08:26 PM
Is watching 3rd place play off

james powell
21-07-2006, 12:50 AM
is a cheese maker?

Goldberg Basher
21-07-2006, 04:39 PM
Loves Me...

js_cpal865
21-07-2006, 08:10 PM
is a palace fan....

mrgins
24-07-2006, 01:39 AM
half a mo, let me see who's below me...Oi! wots yer name, love?

Goldberg Basher
25-07-2006, 12:25 PM
? Needs his brain examined...

Ruskin Old Boy
26-07-2006, 07:00 PM
did not see the Boavista match

nelson alfie
27-07-2006, 01:46 PM
Talks rubbish 7 days a week

Ruskin Old Boy
27-07-2006, 02:07 PM
Talks rubbish 6 days a week and rests on the 7th

nelson alfie
27-07-2006, 03:15 PM
Used to talk rubbish before taking Bilge evening classes

Ruskin Old Boy
27-07-2006, 03:34 PM
had private tuition with mrg

nelson alfie
28-07-2006, 08:47 AM
Has had several "private" liaisons with Mrg

butch03
28-07-2006, 11:10 PM
wets his pants

Coulsdon Eagle
07-08-2006, 07:07 PM
eats their bogies

butch03
08-08-2006, 10:09 AM
sniffs pants

Goldberg Basher
09-08-2006, 05:12 PM
Shits theirs

butch03
09-08-2006, 11:35 PM
wets the bed

nelson alfie
11-08-2006, 04:55 PM
Doesnt know the alphabet

norwood_girl
13-08-2006, 09:07 PM
Likes to eat wet cabbage

butch03
14-08-2006, 06:25 AM
has piles

EMLEY EAGLE
14-08-2006, 06:42 AM
is a secret Brighton supporter

butch03
16-08-2006, 12:56 AM
is a closet gay

nelson alfie
16-08-2006, 04:00 PM
lurks in the closet

butch03
17-08-2006, 12:25 AM
Lives in the closet

Ruskin Old Boy
18-08-2006, 09:25 PM
has insomnia

nelson alfie
20-08-2006, 01:28 PM
Has amnesia

butch03
20-08-2006, 01:32 PM
needs glasses

nelson alfie
22-08-2006, 12:34 PM
drinks from glasses but doesnt wear them

Ruskin Old Boy
22-08-2006, 04:49 PM
treasures his Palace pinny

nelson alfie
23-08-2006, 11:06 AM
1f47
Keeps treasure in his cellar

Ruskin Old Boy
24-08-2006, 07:00 AM
has a treasure to clean his mansion

nelson alfie
24-08-2006, 10:03 AM
Hires Milwall "skivvies" to clean his mansion

butch03
24-08-2006, 11:15 AM
goes to charlton games under cover

nelson alfie
24-08-2006, 12:10 PM
Has picture of Dowie on his/her wall

Goldberg Basher
28-08-2006, 10:03 AM
Wants a t-shirt off Ginny

nelson alfie
31-08-2006, 12:32 PM
Wears Vermont tshirt in the bath

MR T
01-09-2006, 10:16 PM
Has a very low IQ

Oliver Varcoe
01-09-2006, 10:32 PM
Wanks too much

MR T
01-09-2006, 10:33 PM
Needs a wash

Oliver Varcoe
01-09-2006, 11:26 PM
Ran away with the circus

JOHN1509
02-09-2006, 06:06 PM
has a charlton tattoo

Ruskin Old Boy
05-09-2006, 06:54 AM
eats raw onions

Goldberg Basher
05-09-2006, 12:14 PM
Cries at the merest sight of turnip-head Graham Taylor

nelson alfie
05-09-2006, 12:37 PM
Was born in Old Sodbury

Ruskin Old Boy
05-09-2006, 05:09 PM
likes raw parsnip

nelson alfie
06-09-2006, 12:07 PM
Enjoys playing pass the parsnip

Ruskin Old Boy
07-09-2006, 07:43 AM
isn't working

nelson alfie
07-09-2006, 03:37 PM
On the bus home

Ruskin Old Boy
07-09-2006, 10:25 PM
up early

nelson alfie
08-09-2006, 03:36 PM
up the junction

Ruskin Old Boy
08-09-2006, 04:12 PM
round the bend

Goldberg Basher
09-09-2006, 03:34 PM
praying for 3 Palace goals

butch03
09-09-2006, 03:53 PM
wears saggy pants

nelson alfie
12-09-2006, 02:33 PM
wears baggy trousers

Ruskin Old Boy
15-09-2006, 02:30 PM
:p

madder than madness

nelson alfie
15-09-2006, 03:01 PM
Didn't enjoy the "house of fun" on Tuesday evening

JOHN1509
15-09-2006, 06:08 PM
wears a size AA cup bra

Coulsdon Eagle
16-09-2006, 08:39 PM
has an IQ of 15

nelson alfie
18-09-2006, 01:59 PM
Drank 12 pints last night

Ruskin Old Boy
18-09-2006, 06:22 PM
caught a partridge in a pear tree

nelson alfie
18-09-2006, 09:36 PM
Thinks its Christmas

Ruskin Old Boy
20-09-2006, 07:29 AM
was late for work

nelson alfie
20-09-2006, 10:13 AM
Is grumpy

Ruskin Old Boy
20-09-2006, 12:26 PM
will be having a nap soon

nelson alfie
29-09-2006, 05:47 PM
Nervous by the radio tomorrow afternoon

Goldberg Basher
01-10-2006, 10:38 AM
shaking his head while readng the report in the papers

MIKEY C
01-10-2006, 11:54 AM
Has turned up the tv

JOHN1509
06-10-2006, 04:19 PM
is standing up scratching there behind

ginger eagle
06-10-2006, 04:21 PM
is going to have a wee drink at the pub tonight

Ruskin Old Boy
09-10-2006, 07:29 AM
is getting a round in later

c43
ginger eagle
09-10-2006, 11:16 PM
probably needs a rest from his day job

Ruskin Old Boy
10-10-2006, 06:52 AM
flying to Rio after lunch

nelson alfie
11-10-2006, 06:57 AM
Ringing the "Noades is gone" bells

ginger eagle
11-10-2006, 07:28 PM
moaning and groaning about england's performance against Croatia

nelson alfie
18-10-2006, 02:43 PM
moaning and groaning about Palace's performances this week

ginger eagle
20-10-2006, 04:15 PM
is not going to make the journey up to leicester tommorrow

nelson alfie
29-10-2006, 11:56 AM
Is wondering why he/she purchased tickets for future away games

JOHN1509
04-11-2006, 11:49 AM
is thinking about supporting another footy club

ginger eagle
04-11-2006, 12:34 PM
has probably got hopes that millwall fall out of existence!

nelson alfie
15-11-2006, 06:04 PM
Has been drunk twice since the weekend

JOHN1509
17-11-2006, 03:31 PM
will be getting wet in the rain tomorrow outside selhurst park

jordanismygod
27-11-2006, 04:51 PM
eats their own toenail clippings

nelson alfie
04-12-2006, 02:05 PM
Has mixymatosis

Ruskin Old Boy
08-12-2006, 07:31 AM
wets the bed

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