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01-09-2003, 08:20 PM
I like the feeling of rope on my arms
Sells Gin to little children, and then steals the gin back
01-09-2003, 09:27 PM
keeps 'em quiet, little barstewards
shares his grandfathers underwear
01-09-2003, 09:29 PM
its trendy on girlies :)
hasnt shaved for three weeks
01-09-2003, 10:13 PM
I just shove it back up my nose:D
picks dirt from between their toes and saves it in their belly button :eek:
01-09-2003, 11:04 PM
I like it licked out later :)
sets the video to record the Tweenies
01-09-2003, 11:53 PM
my turn to do a MC impression.....
HUH? I don't understand?
gets drunk, throws up, drinks it to save money
02-09-2003, 10:36 AM
Im totally skint, you cant blame me for that
Grabs Trouser legs and throws them into hotel swimming pools for kicks
03-09-2003, 01:39 PM
preferably whilst not attached to their owner
changes into his cheerleader costume on sundays
03-09-2003, 02:34 PM
They make me look perky
Likes to shove pencils up the Queens royal bottom
03-09-2003, 03:19 PM
sorry your majesty.
Has got bigger ears than Charles
03-09-2003, 03:23 PM
they balance the size of my huge knockers ;)
03-09-2003, 03:51 PM
at least you cant catch bse from them!
has got mad cow disease
03-09-2003, 06:53 PM
i ate a dodgy burger, so sue me
his hobby is sueing footballers
03-09-2003, 09:46 PM
and I make a good living!
his/her hobby is stalking footballers
03-09-2003, 10:12 PM
actually that is almost true;)
Loves his mummy more than anyone else in the world
03-09-2003, 10:14 PM
where would i be without my mummy
won't go to bed without her teddybear
03-09-2003, 10:18 PM
We all need something to cuddle!
has baggy eyes from spending too much time on the bbs
03-09-2003, 10:54 PM
so much better than having a baggy fl**ge though !!!
has more children than functioning brain cells
03-09-2003, 11:12 PM
nice to see you too, dahlin. whats fl**ge?
eats ice cream in his spaghetti
03-09-2003, 11:25 PM
you are missing only two letters honeypie .....and one is an A ;)
has bow legs and a pidgeon chest
03-09-2003, 11:33 PM
Oh dear, reminds me of chocfest. OK tell me. :(
03-09-2003, 11:34 PM
AN easy answer mrgins .....go back to kindergarten ...TWICE :D
has a hair lip and a lisp
03-09-2003, 11:38 PM
Mini Cheddar? :D
03-09-2003, 11:40 PM
what - the fl**nge or the hair lip ??
has a fine collection of dildo's at home
03-09-2003, 11:43 PM
has tried them all. WHATS A FL**GE :(
bites his dogs toenails
04-09-2003, 12:02 AM
front bottom hon ...tsk!
invites builders round to admire their bum cracks
04-09-2003, 12:09 AM
invites builders in and offers to hold their tools:D
04-09-2003, 12:25 AM
only dishwasher menders ;)
still doesn't know their alphabet
04-09-2003, 12:27 AM
04-09-2003, 03:59 PM
my alter ego!
04-09-2003, 05:04 PM
Dont tell anyone
04-09-2003, 05:54 PM
well, the missus thinks I am!
wore flares in the eighties
04-09-2003, 08:00 PM
and the 60s and 70s too :eek:
used to wear winkle pickers
04-09-2003, 08:07 PM
They were comfortable
Loves Kris with a K Bummstead
04-09-2003, 10:44 PM
hopefully plans to elope very shortly with Chris with a K bummhumper
05-09-2003, 04:52 PM
Hopefully not actually
Tried to single handedly end Accrington Stanley
05-09-2003, 07:23 PM
sorry, I thought they were charlton
raids his neighbors garbage can for lunch
06-09-2003, 12:25 AM
although I prefer to call it a rubbish bin :)
has more bilge than Jamie
06-09-2003, 12:44 AM
so does my granma, and she's been dead 40 yrs
speaks a different lingo
06-09-2003, 01:18 AM
has no appreciation of the English language
06-09-2003, 02:34 AM
has a sarf lundin accent:rolleyes:
06-09-2003, 07:58 AM
Has heard me talk
Should be out of bed by now
06-09-2003, 08:58 AM
i would still be in bed if soccer am was not on
has a head the size of kansas
06-09-2003, 01:13 PM
but lives in vermont:p
will miss the game while trying to be bilge king
06-09-2003, 03:06 PM
i missed the game cause my internet was playing up
had a bottle of tomato ketchup poured over him as a sign of peace
06-09-2003, 05:10 PM
pass the chips please
believes tommy black has so many red cards, he must have a running flush by now
06-09-2003, 05:17 PM
Thinks Tommy Black has so many red cards that he could be a traffic light
06-09-2003, 05:47 PM
thinks tommy black is in SK's black book
07-09-2003, 09:02 AM
Jumps of cliffs onto giant trampolines and knocks down planes with the force
07-09-2003, 02:33 PM
well that goes without saying
should be locked up
07-09-2003, 02:41 PM
I AM locked up, how did you know?
has misplaced the key to success :eek:
07-09-2003, 02:42 PM
I've tucked it in my knickers now for safe keeping :)
is wearing a dress
07-09-2003, 02:56 PM
is wearing a size xtra small jock strap
07-09-2003, 03:21 PM
thats because I have no dangly bits to put in it :lux:
collects nostril hair
07-09-2003, 03:40 PM
its great with meltd cheese.
suffers from acute penis envy
07-09-2003, 04:17 PM
dont tar everyone with your brush juniper bum
likes to insert carrots
07-09-2003, 04:24 PM
shoves carrots up the government cars exausts
Ruskin Old Boy
07-09-2003, 07:39 PM
dash it, my secret is out :o
lives for bilge
07-09-2003, 09:53 PM
and now my secret it out :lux:
lives on butterbeans
08-09-2003, 12:32 AM
makes me regular :eek:
has a strange stain under her avatar :eek:
09-09-2003, 07:53 PM
cannot tell the personn above you from person below you
09-09-2003, 07:58 PM
is a divvy
10-09-2003, 12:40 AM
farts on crowded busses
10-09-2003, 03:47 PM
cant help it
kills superheros and steals the tights
10-09-2003, 05:43 PM
I'm always short of tights :)
Dreams of Viscount Wedginald
10-09-2003, 06:26 PM
Sticks pom-poms up bus drivers toucas
10-09-2003, 11:03 PM
not quite sure why I'd do that but I'll admit to it.
collects pubic hair off toilet seats
11-09-2003, 05:29 PM
i make collages out of it
seranades his ex in the nude with a rosestick up his arse
11-09-2003, 05:53 PM
i do a lot more to her as well.
Thinks he's a sex god but he's got no pubes
12-09-2003, 01:44 AM
I have shares in gillette
eats his young and spits out the bones :eek:
12-09-2003, 08:43 PM
young chickens that is
is a teenage pervert with his shorts on fire
12-09-2003, 08:45 PM
Is far too old to be a teenager :rolleyes:
Likes to be watched having sex with badgers In the woods.
12-09-2003, 09:05 PM
dont you do that?
tryed to stalk Rik Waller but couldnt keep up with him
13-09-2003, 10:40 AM
I did? Damn beer I always seem to forget things I do!
Bonked Edwina Currie
13-09-2003, 01:02 PM
don't tell the old woman though :eek:
has bonked John Major
13-09-2003, 01:48 PM
ok ok, but I didn't enjoy it.
had a threesome with maggie T and dennis
14-09-2003, 10:16 AM
your going to hear from my lawyer
kept pestering simon cowell and pte watermann for a 3some
14-09-2003, 10:17 AM
yes, but everyone knows that
fancies Neil Warnock
14-09-2003, 10:19 AM
you misheard me, i fancie killing neil warnock
had a hot night in bed with wedgy and mc cheese
14-09-2003, 11:11 AM
how do you know
tried killing himself with a book
14-09-2003, 11:37 AM
i was depressed
Considers hitting a guitar on the floor music
14-09-2003, 01:02 PM
whats wrong with that
goes to the den every weekend
14-09-2003, 06:13 PM
costs me a fortune in air fare but it's worth it :rolleyes:
plans to move to MK to follow his idols
14-09-2003, 06:15 PM
supports the Hooligans, also known as the lions.
14-09-2003, 06:18 PM
milton keynes :rolleyes: what planet have you been on?
goes to brighton midweek for the nightlife. knows the guys are real friendly there
15-09-2003, 04:26 PM
They are so easy to manipulate,worriedbout lack of girls though
Has killed all the girls in Brighton
15-09-2003, 04:59 PM
only because they had heart attacks during my amazing sex with them.
shatters the mirror every time he looks at it.
15-09-2003, 07:17 PM
yes I like smashin mirrors with my sledgehammer
Despite being wounded jumped on the back of a rocket for a dare
15-09-2003, 10:12 PM
Did you mean rockette? in which case I would be more likely to jump on her front too:p
opens coconuts with his teeth and spits his teeth down the toilet
18-09-2003, 06:50 PM
I have problem with my teeth
Eats worms and pretends theyre spaghetti
26-09-2003, 11:38 AM
same thing arn't they?
Is a serial poster
26-09-2003, 09:08 PM
Is worse than me
26-09-2003, 09:12 PM
Is a weirdo!
26-09-2003, 09:13 PM
Is an alcoholic
26-09-2003, 09:42 PM
Is a he she
26-09-2003, 09:45 PM
How did you know :eek:
Is In the 19%
26-09-2003, 10:56 PM
Is hung like a donkey!
26-09-2003, 10:59 PM
Why thank you!
26-09-2003, 11:01 PM
27-09-2003, 08:48 PM
28-09-2003, 10:48 AM
is a shemale
08-10-2003, 07:19 PM
has an avatar worse than mine
08-10-2003, 08:07 PM
that isnt possible
raids tomb for a kick
08-10-2003, 08:15 PM
is addicted to bilge
09-10-2003, 06:25 PM
eats human brains
09-10-2003, 07:57 PM
is up late
10-10-2003, 01:31 AM
Is up very late...or very very early
11-10-2003, 02:57 PM
is 4pm early or late
Drinks Piss out of the Queens Lavoratry
11-10-2003, 06:56 PM
Was that meant for PK? :)
has had a lobotomy in the last year
11-10-2003, 07:19 PM
Gets turned on watching people having vasectomys
14-10-2003, 03:55 PM
Dresses up as woman by the name of Cleopatra at the weekends.
14-10-2003, 05:02 PM
I got to rule Egypt.
Has numerous times tryed to assasinate the pope
15-10-2003, 01:17 AM
b@stard shakes so much, he's hard to hit:D
needs to change his avatar
15-10-2003, 04:10 PM
i think santa needs a good run
should have posted in the story thread
20-10-2003, 08:18 PM
is below me in the bilge idol table
20-10-2003, 08:20 PM
21-10-2003, 02:23 AM
goldurn it, you sussed me!
is trolleys secret lovechild:eek:
21-10-2003, 03:56 PM
Who told you, Its my deepest Darkest Secret
Shoves coffee beans up his rectum and dances the can-can
23-10-2003, 01:45 AM
while wearing a tutu.
wears stainless steel underwear
23-10-2003, 11:27 AM
know anyone with a tin opener?
23-10-2003, 04:44 PM
I'm gonna try and change the tone of this thread!
Is a decent chap!
23-10-2003, 05:55 PM
Isnt a nice chap at all, is in a league with the devil
23-10-2003, 06:02 PM
thats not very nice, after I said you were okay!
Is also a decent chap, who I would be more than willing to buy several beers next time they pass thru Huddersfield!
23-10-2003, 06:57 PM
ahh, if they let me in the bar you can count on it
Recently went hunting for wimbledon fans, despite them being endangered species
24-10-2003, 11:18 AM
is gutted by the news kylie will no longer show her bum
24-10-2003, 12:59 PM
that'd be me then!
Is going to save Palace single handedly with the millions he'll win at the weekend, as well as his god given football talent. Oh yeah, and the ladies all love him as well!
25-10-2003, 11:53 AM
ah did you read my memoirs
grabbed a handful of soot and perplexed hitler enough to commit suicide
25-10-2003, 11:12 PM
is shandy drinking poof
26-10-2003, 12:24 AM
well, look at you ,ducky!
has just decided to support the brighton poofs (and I don't blame him/her:bash: )
26-10-2003, 12:26 AM
Gets too involved with the whole footie thing...
Is's only a game!
26-10-2003, 12:30 AM
ONLY A GAME!!!???:bash::grrr:
Is going to give me her season ticket as punishment (MY punishment):eek:
26-10-2003, 12:32 AM
Is mad if they want to view another year from my season ticket!
26-10-2003, 12:34 AM
Is crazy enough to buy a season ticket for next year
26-10-2003, 12:34 AM
Is nice an warm in the USA
26-10-2003, 12:36 AM
snowed this weekend:(
is much warmer in the UK:)
26-10-2003, 12:37 AM
Is probably warmer than I am at the moment!
26-10-2003, 12:38 AM
is locked in a refrigerator:eek:
26-10-2003, 12:39 AM
Is almost right!
26-10-2003, 12:45 AM
can't afford a match to light her fire:D
26-10-2003, 12:46 AM
Is surmising that I have fire
26-10-2003, 12:46 AM
is a cold fish?
26-10-2003, 12:48 AM
Is up late, or early dependent on the time difference!
26-10-2003, 12:58 AM
doesn't know I'm 5 hours behind her
26-10-2003, 12:59 AM
Doesn't know where they are!
26-10-2003, 01:00 AM
where are you??
knows where she is at?
26-10-2003, 01:04 AM
Is a friend of Howie's
26-10-2003, 01:05 AM
won't tell me where she's from:sob:
26-10-2003, 01:07 AM
Knows i'm from Sart Norwood
26-10-2003, 01:08 AM
i already knew that:D
knows I used to live in west croydon
26-10-2003, 01:10 AM
Needs to tell me more info!
26-10-2003, 01:11 AM
needs to reciprocate :eek:
26-10-2003, 01:14 AM
Needs to invite me to come visit them!
26-10-2003, 01:16 AM
should know all little girls are welcome at my house,:love: heh heh heh
26-10-2003, 01:17 AM
Needs to explain to me where Vermont is!
26-10-2003, 01:20 AM
should know that vermont is sandwiched between new york state and new hampshire, 4 hours north of boston and 2 hours south f montreal
26-10-2003, 01:22 AM
Should realise am rubbish at geography but did go to new york for the millenium!!! I love the NYPD
26-10-2003, 01:26 AM
has lots of cash and takes weekends in exotic cities:D
26-10-2003, 08:44 AM
is a gypo who has drunk too much tia maria
26-10-2003, 01:36 PM
How did you know?:eek:
Eats raw fish, with a Banana sauce.
26-10-2003, 02:27 PM
but only before breakfast
26-10-2003, 03:06 PM
Its not fish
Likes eating fish in a sauce made out of camdonian widows sweat which has then been pissed on by the whole of the palace team and then had a brighton couple have intimate relations in it, and then had it wiped of them using a squigy which used to belong to neil warnock
26-10-2003, 03:26 PM
you forgot the used toilet paper to wrap it in:p
likes to lick slug trails
26-10-2003, 04:36 PM
faviourite food is mobile phones
27-10-2003, 12:53 PM
come on people - there's enough depressing stuff in the world - lets be nice to each other!
Has both the intellect and public nous to take over as PM and do a grand old job!
27-10-2003, 04:07 PM
Is the Not Quite Monster Raving Looney candidate for mayor.
27-10-2003, 05:36 PM
has an IQ of 150
27-10-2003, 07:22 PM
damn right i do.
has been a palace fan from birth.
28-10-2003, 04:43 PM
good grief man, did you think this was the insult thread:eek:
has a waist size thats twice his IQ
28-10-2003, 06:56 PM
no way, those rumours are false
Grabs Moaning Lisa's voicebox and threw it down the sewer
29-10-2003, 01:06 AM
wishes the person "under" him was halle berry:p
29-10-2003, 07:07 PM
thinks halle berry needs to grow some proper tits
30-10-2003, 12:58 PM
yes i Do
Is a legend in his own time!
30-10-2003, 03:28 PM
trainspotter and fav drink is shandy bass
30-10-2003, 05:53 PM
has never travelled behind a class 33 bo-bo diesel electric
30-10-2003, 06:47 PM
is a genuine all round nice guy!
30-10-2003, 07:08 PM
Is obsessed with collecting celebritys toenail clippings
30-10-2003, 08:56 PM
is obessesed with finding the ultimate avatar
30-10-2003, 11:00 PM
I already have, pal.
will be seen streaking at the wigan game
31-10-2003, 09:08 AM
Was seen pulling off man utd players shorts in the tunnel
31-10-2003, 03:38 PM
Was seen pulling of steve kembers shorts in the tunnel
31-10-2003, 08:31 PM
was testing the urine on his shorts,
Will vote Boris for Tory Leader
31-10-2003, 09:22 PM
should be supreme ruler of the universe, such is his wisdom!
31-10-2003, 11:39 PM
thank you, glad you recognised my wisdom
will put forward trolleys name for tory party leader:eek:
01-11-2003, 08:45 AM
When I said vote Boris i forgot Trolley
Will Grab Trolleys balls through thick and thin
03-11-2003, 01:28 AM
not with a 10' pole my dear:eek:
converses daily with elvis
03-11-2003, 08:08 AM
and?? He's a good mate!
Will replace Kember and turn everything around so the club wins promotion!
03-11-2003, 11:48 AM
I am a football GOD
will be my assistant manager
03-11-2003, 12:49 PM
Why thankyou for the job
Will be our first signing, and will score 50 goals this season!
03-11-2003, 05:30 PM
player manager it is then :)
will keep 32 clean sheets for palace next season
03-11-2003, 06:25 PM
will be part of the defence, which only concedes own goals
04-11-2003, 01:31 PM
and assistant manager as well - my dreams have come true
will be the midfield general, setting up Mike Stock as well as protecting the defence!
04-11-2003, 03:54 PM
Will replace Mark McGhee as Brighton Manager
04-11-2003, 04:02 PM
and I'll take them down to the conference where they belong!
Will assist me in this wonderful job of wrecking the seaweed scum!
04-11-2003, 04:19 PM
Is a homewrecker
04-11-2003, 06:54 PM
is a homemaker
05-11-2003, 04:52 PM
i needed the money
Is the contributor to laurence lyewellin bowens clothes
05-11-2003, 06:28 PM
you can't beat a few frills
Likes Duran Duran
05-11-2003, 06:55 PM
Am too young to know who they are!!!
Drinks too much coffee
05-11-2003, 07:03 PM
what, are you saying thats bad
Is watching OFAH
05-11-2003, 07:05 PM
needs to explain what OFAH is!
05-11-2003, 07:06 PM
Only Fools and Horses whoops!!!
Is watching the BILL
05-11-2003, 07:07 PM
no didnt i already mention that
Is watching 5 things i hate about you
05-11-2003, 07:13 PM
Knows there isn't 5 things to hate about me!
05-11-2003, 07:16 PM
Has 6,000,983 things to hate about him/her
05-11-2003, 07:19 PM
actually its 6000984 but close enough
coughs up fur balls
05-11-2003, 07:22 PM
Sleeps on their hands
05-11-2003, 07:25 PM
05-11-2003, 07:27 PM
Loves Neil Ruddock as much as me!
06-11-2003, 09:20 AM
wears ladies underwear :eek:
06-11-2003, 09:34 AM
loves ladies underwear
06-11-2003, 12:12 PM
yes I do!
tries to get into ladies underwear:eek:
06-11-2003, 12:17 PM
only my girlfriends
owns a basque
06-11-2003, 01:05 PM
only for the girlfriend
dresses in womens clothes at weekends
07-11-2003, 04:01 PM
you leave my weak ends out of it
sleek in tights
07-11-2003, 04:06 PM
you have to be there
Crashed his car after slipping on seaweed
07-11-2003, 04:46 PM
On Brighton front in me Ford Anglia with mock fur seats
07-11-2003, 10:12 PM
Bite their little furry heads off
08-11-2003, 10:20 AM
that was blue, he dragged me along for the ride
Joined Blue in the deed
Judge 400 Years
09-11-2003, 03:21 PM
09-11-2003, 03:43 PM
doesnt agree with that statement
09-11-2003, 11:15 PM
doesn't know judge is the first person on my ignore list:lux: :p
10-11-2003, 08:49 AM
will win the lottery 10 successive times, buy CPFC and turn our club into world beaters!
10-11-2003, 06:55 PM
shut up with all the positive stuff
Is grey haired monkey f#cker
11-11-2003, 11:14 PM
I'm not grey haired!
eats dog biscuits and craps on the lawn
12-11-2003, 11:05 AM
Is a drunken waffler who supplies hooky cake
22-11-2003, 04:47 PM
I'm not drunk yet!!
Likes little boys bottoms.
22-11-2003, 04:50 PM
is maidstoned eagle
22-11-2003, 04:52 PM
Should be tucked up in beddy byes by now.
22-11-2003, 04:55 PM
my bedtime is much later
has been on the funny fags
22-11-2003, 04:59 PM
wish i had
Is allowed to stay up late on Saturdays
22-11-2003, 07:43 PM
hides in toilets and takes pictures of hookers hands
23-11-2003, 10:34 AM
That reminds me, can I have that picture of your mum back?
Doesn't know what to say next
23-11-2003, 10:44 AM
is a piece of runny beef stroganof
23-11-2003, 10:49 AM
Mmm runnier the better
Has just got back from Church Parade
23-11-2003, 10:51 AM
is the first pregnant male
23-11-2003, 10:53 AM
and I thought I was just getting fat
Still has trouble understanding the facts of life
23-11-2003, 11:55 AM
is an urban dinosaur with a square nose
Gerry from Sussex
23-11-2003, 11:57 AM
could be a bird or could be a plane
23-11-2003, 11:58 AM
Looks like they've been at mummys sherry
Gerry from Sussex
23-11-2003, 11:59 AM
has definitely been on a binge
23-11-2003, 12:00 PM
Wishes he could too
23-11-2003, 06:40 PM
got pissed after one bacardi breezer
23-11-2003, 09:50 PM
Wishes he could buy a Bacardi Breezer without ID
25-11-2003, 04:00 PM
Not me - don't like Bacardi breezer, n will only drink it if its free!!!
Wants to come visit me n buy me a beer!
25-11-2003, 05:13 PM
you really are pissed if you think that
introduced the coconut to brothels across Switzerland
26-11-2003, 02:18 AM
And a very profitable bit of business it was too!
Thinks the world is flat
27-11-2003, 12:47 PM
wants to grow wings and fly!
27-11-2003, 12:50 PM
Loves La Toya Jackson
27-11-2003, 02:48 PM
wants to come up here n take me out on the piss!
27-11-2003, 06:29 PM
Is pregnant with the child of ron noades
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