person below you [Archive] - Page 2

JamieBcpfc

01-09-2003, 08:20 PM

I like the feeling of rope on my arms
Sells Gin to little children, and then steals the gin back

mrgins

01-09-2003, 09:27 PM

keeps 'em quiet, little barstewards

shares his grandfathers underwear

Mini Cheddar

01-09-2003, 09:29 PM

its trendy on girlies :)

hasnt shaved for three weeks

mrgins

01-09-2003, 10:13 PM

I just shove it back up my nose:D

picks dirt from between their toes and saves it in their belly button :eek:

Mini Cheddar

01-09-2003, 11:04 PM

I like it licked out later :)

sets the video to record the Tweenies

mrgins

01-09-2003, 11:53 PM

my turn to do a MC impression.....
HUH? I don't understand?

gets drunk, throws up, drinks it to save money

JamieBcpfc

02-09-2003, 10:36 AM

Im totally skint, you cant blame me for that
Grabs Trouser legs and throws them into hotel swimming pools for kicks

Mini Cheddar

03-09-2003, 01:39 PM

preferably whilst not attached to their owner

changes into his cheerleader costume on sundays

JamieBcpfc

03-09-2003, 02:34 PM

They make me look perky
Likes to shove pencils up the Queens royal bottom

windy

03-09-2003, 03:19 PM

sorry your majesty.

Has got bigger ears than Charles

Mini Cheddar

03-09-2003, 03:23 PM

they balance the size of my huge knockers ;)

eats worms

windy

03-09-2003, 03:51 PM

at least you cant catch bse from them!

has got mad cow disease

JamieBcpfc

03-09-2003, 06:53 PM

i ate a dodgy burger, so sue me
his hobby is sueing footballers

windy

03-09-2003, 09:46 PM

and I make a good living!

his/her hobby is stalking footballers

MicksSis

03-09-2003, 10:12 PM

actually that is almost true;)

Loves his mummy more than anyone else in the world

windy

03-09-2003, 10:14 PM

where would i be without my mummy

won't go to bed without her teddybear

MicksSis

03-09-2003, 10:18 PM

We all need something to cuddle!

has baggy eyes from spending too much time on the bbs

Mini Cheddar

03-09-2003, 10:54 PM

so much better than having a baggy fl**ge though !!!

has more children than functioning brain cells

mrgins

03-09-2003, 11:12 PM

nice to see you too, dahlin. whats fl**ge?

eats ice cream in his spaghetti

Mini Cheddar

03-09-2003, 11:25 PM

you are missing only two letters honeypie .....and one is an A ;)

has bow legs and a pidgeon chest

mrgins

03-09-2003, 11:33 PM

Oh dear, reminds me of chocfest. OK tell me. :(

Mini Cheddar

03-09-2003, 11:34 PM

AN easy answer mrgins .....go back to kindergarten ...TWICE :D

has a hair lip and a lisp

mrgins

03-09-2003, 11:38 PM

Mini Cheddar? :D

Mini Cheddar

03-09-2003, 11:40 PM

what - the fl**nge or the hair lip ??

has a fine collection of dildo's at home

mrgins

03-09-2003, 11:43 PM

has tried them all. WHATS A FL**GE :(

bites his dogs toenails

Mini Cheddar

04-09-2003, 12:02 AM

1f97

front bottom hon ...tsk!

invites builders round to admire their bum cracks

mrgins

04-09-2003, 12:09 AM

invites builders in and offers to hold their tools:D

Mini Cheddar

04-09-2003, 12:25 AM

only dishwasher menders ;)

still doesn't know their alphabet

mrgins

04-09-2003, 12:27 AM

called marcy??

windy

04-09-2003, 03:59 PM

my alter ego!

is illiterate

JamieBcpfc

04-09-2003, 05:04 PM

Dont tell anyone
Is Celibate

windy

04-09-2003, 05:54 PM

well, the missus thinks I am!

wore flares in the eighties

mrgins

04-09-2003, 08:00 PM

and the 60s and 70s too :eek:

used to wear winkle pickers

JamieBcpfc

04-09-2003, 08:07 PM

They were comfortable
Loves Kris with a K Bummstead

mrgins

04-09-2003, 10:44 PM

AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! :bash:

hopefully plans to elope very shortly with Chris with a K bummhumper

JamieBcpfc

05-09-2003, 04:52 PM

Hopefully not actually
Tried to single handedly end Accrington Stanley

mrgins

05-09-2003, 07:23 PM

sorry, I thought they were charlton

raids his neighbors garbage can for lunch

Mini Cheddar

06-09-2003, 12:25 AM

although I prefer to call it a rubbish bin :)

has more bilge than Jamie

mrgins

06-09-2003, 12:44 AM

so does my granma, and she's been dead 40 yrs

speaks a different lingo

Mini Cheddar

06-09-2003, 01:18 AM

has no appreciation of the English language

mrgins

06-09-2003, 02:34 AM

has a sarf lundin accent:rolleyes:

BaldEagle96

06-09-2003, 07:58 AM

Has heard me talk

Should be out of bed by now

JamieBcpfc

06-09-2003, 08:58 AM

i would still be in bed if soccer am was not on
has a head the size of kansas

mrgins

06-09-2003, 01:13 PM

but lives in vermont:p

will miss the game while trying to be bilge king

JamieBcpfc

06-09-2003, 03:06 PM

i missed the game cause my internet was playing up
had a bottle of tomato ketchup poured over him as a sign of peace

mrgins

06-09-2003, 05:10 PM

pass the chips please

believes tommy black has so many red cards, he must have a running flush by now

JamieBcpfc

06-09-2003, 05:17 PM

its true
Thinks Tommy Black has so many red cards that he could be a traffic light

mrgins

06-09-2003, 05:47 PM

thinks tommy black is in SK's black book

JamieBcpfc

07-09-2003, 09:02 AM

of course
Jumps of cliffs onto giant trampolines and knocks down planes with the force

charltonhater

07-09-2003, 02:33 PM

well that goes without saying

should be locked up

mrgins

07-09-2003, 02:41 PM

I AM locked up, how did you know?

has misplaced the key to success :eek:

Mini Cheddar

07-09-2003, 02:42 PM

I've tucked it in my knickers now for safe keeping :)

is wearing a dress

mrgins

07-09-2003, 02:56 PM

hanging loose:p

is wearing a size xtra small jock strap

Mini Cheddar

07-09-2003, 03:21 PM

thats because I have no dangly bits to put in it :lux:

collects nostril hair

mrgins

07-09-2003, 03:40 PM

its great with meltd cheese.

suffers from acute penis envy

Mini Cheddar

07-09-2003, 04:17 PM

dont tar everyone with your brush juniper bum

likes to insert carrots

JamieBcpfc

07-09-2003, 04:24 PM

so
shoves carrots up the government cars exausts

Ruskin Old Boy

07-09-2003, 07:39 PM

dash it, my secret is out :o

lives for bilge

Mini Cheddar

07-09-2003, 09:53 PM

and now my secret it out :lux:

lives on butterbeans

mrgins

08-09-2003, 12:32 AM

makes me regular :eek:

has a strange stain under her avatar :eek:

JamieBcpfc

09-09-2003, 07:53 PM

her?
cannot tell the personn above you from person below you

willblake88

09-09-2003, 07:58 PM

what?
is a divvy

mrgins

10-09-2003, 12:40 AM

where?

farts on crowded busses

JamieBcpfc

10-09-2003, 03:47 PM

cant help it
kills superheros and steals the tights

Mini Cheddar

10-09-2003, 05:43 PM

I'm always short of tights :)

Dreams of Viscount Wedginald

JamieBcpfc

10-09-2003, 06:26 PM

Why not
Sticks pom-poms up bus drivers toucas

mrgins

10-09-2003, 11:03 PM

not quite sure why I'd do that but I'll admit to it.

collects pubic hair off toilet seats

JamieBcpfc

11-09-2003, 05:29 PM

i make collages out of it
seranades his ex in the nude with a rosestick up his arse

willblake88

11-09-2003, 05:53 PM

i do a lot more to her as well.
Thinks he's a sex god but he's got no pubes

mrgins

12-09-2003, 01:44 AM

I have shares in gillette

eats his young and spits out the bones :eek:

JamieBcpfc

12-09-2003, 08:43 PM

young chickens that is
is a teenage pervert with his shorts on fire

NO1FAN

12-09-2003, 08:45 PM

Is far too old to be a teenager :rolleyes:

Likes to be watched having sex with badgers In the woods.

JamieBcpfc

12-09-2003, 09:05 PM

dont you do that?
tryed to stalk Rik Waller but couldnt keep up with him

charltonhater

13-09-2003, 10:40 AM

I did? Damn beer I always seem to forget things I do!

Bonked Edwina Currie

windy

13-09-2003, 01:02 PM

don't tell the old woman though :eek:

has bonked John Major

mrgins

13-09-2003, 01:48 PM

ok ok, but I didn't enjoy it.

had a threesome with maggie T and dennis

JamieBcpfc

14-09-2003, 10:16 AM

your going to hear from my lawyer
kept pestering simon cowell and pte watermann for a 3some

charltonhater

14-09-2003, 10:17 AM

yes, but everyone knows that

fancies Neil Warnock

JamieBcpfc

14-09-2003, 10:19 AM

you misheard me, i fancie killing neil warnock
had a hot night in bed with wedgy and mc cheese

willblake88

14-09-2003, 11:11 AM

how do you know
tried killing himself with a book

JamieBcpfc

14-09-2003, 11:37 AM

i was depressed
Considers hitting a guitar on the floor music

willblake88

14-09-2003, 01:02 PM

whats wrong with that
goes to the den every weekend

mrgins

14-09-2003, 06:13 PM

costs me a fortune in air fare but it's worth it :rolleyes:

plans to move to MK to follow his idols

willblake88

14-09-2003, 06:15 PM

what's MK
supports the Hooligans, also known as the lions.

mrgins

14-09-2003, 06:18 PM

milton keynes :rolleyes: what planet have you been on?

goes to brighton midweek for the nightlife. knows the guys are real friendly there

JamieBcpfc

15-09-2003, 04:26 PM

They are so easy to manipulate,worriedbout lack of girls though
Has killed all the girls in Brighton

willblake88

15-09-2003, 04:59 PM

only because they had heart attacks during my amazing sex with them.
shatters the mirror every time he looks at it.

JamieBcpfc

15-09-2003, 07:17 PM

yes I like smashin mirrors with my sledgehammer
Despite being wounded jumped on the back of a rocket for a dare

mrgins

15-09-2003, 10:12 PM

Did you mean rockette? in which case I would be more likely to jump on her front too:p

opens coconuts with his teeth and spits his teeth down the toilet

JamieBcpfc

18-09-2003, 06:50 PM

I have problem with my teeth
Eats worms and pretends theyre spaghetti

monkey

26-09-2003, 11:38 AM

1f7a

same thing arn't they?
Is a serial poster

NO1FAN

26-09-2003, 09:08 PM

Is worse than me

sexyrazor

26-09-2003, 09:12 PM

Is a weirdo!

NO1FAN

26-09-2003, 09:13 PM

Is an alcoholic

sexyrazor

26-09-2003, 09:42 PM

Is a he she

NO1FAN

26-09-2003, 09:45 PM

How did you know :eek:

Is In the 19%

sexyrazor

26-09-2003, 10:56 PM

Is hung like a donkey!

Daniel_Nash

26-09-2003, 10:59 PM

Why thank you!

"touches" Cats...

sexyrazor

26-09-2003, 11:01 PM

touches themselves

NO1FAN

27-09-2003, 08:48 PM

touches others

JamieBcpfc

28-09-2003, 10:48 AM

is a shemale

mikestock

08-10-2003, 07:19 PM

has an avatar worse than mine

JamieBcpfc

08-10-2003, 08:07 PM

that isnt possible
raids tomb for a kick

mikestock

08-10-2003, 08:15 PM

cheeky barsteward

is addicted to bilge

JamieBcpfc

09-10-2003, 06:25 PM

who isnt
eats human brains

mikestock

09-10-2003, 07:57 PM

is up late

mrgins

10-10-2003, 01:31 AM

all alone:sob:
Is up very late...or very very early

JamieBcpfc

11-10-2003, 02:57 PM

is 4pm early or late
Drinks Piss out of the Queens Lavoratry

mrgins

11-10-2003, 06:56 PM

Was that meant for PK? :)
has had a lobotomy in the last year

JamieBcpfc

11-10-2003, 07:19 PM

i have
Gets turned on watching people having vasectomys

EagleSE24

14-10-2003, 03:55 PM

who doesn't.
Dresses up as woman by the name of Cleopatra at the weekends.

JamieBcpfc

14-10-2003, 05:02 PM

I got to rule Egypt.
Has numerous times tryed to assasinate the pope

mrgins

15-10-2003, 01:17 AM

b@stard shakes so much, he's hard to hit:D

needs to change his avatar

JamieBcpfc

15-10-2003, 04:10 PM

i think santa needs a good run
should have posted in the story thread

mikestock

20-10-2003, 08:18 PM

is below me in the bilge idol table

JamieBcpfc

20-10-2003, 08:20 PM

only just
is trolley

mrgins

21-10-2003, 02:23 AM

goldurn it, you sussed me!

is trolleys secret lovechild:eek:

JamieBcpfc

21-10-2003, 03:56 PM

Who told you, Its my deepest Darkest Secret
Shoves coffee beans up his rectum and dances the can-can

mrgins

23-10-2003, 01:45 AM

while wearing a tutu.

wears stainless steel underwear

mikestock

23-10-2003, 11:27 AM

know anyone with a tin opener?

eats coal

FourtyTwo

23-10-2003, 04:44 PM

I'm gonna try and change the tone of this thread!

Is a decent chap!

JamieBcpfc

23-10-2003, 05:55 PM

thank you
Isnt a nice chap at all, is in a league with the devil

FourtyTwo

23-10-2003, 06:02 PM

thats not very nice, after I said you were okay!

Is also a decent chap, who I would be more than willing to buy several beers next time they pass thru Huddersfield!

JamieBcpfc

23-10-2003, 06:57 PM

ahh, if they let me in the bar you can count on it
Recently went hunting for wimbledon fans, despite them being endangered species

mikestock

24-10-2003, 11:18 AM

is gutted by the news kylie will no longer show her bum

FourtyTwo

24-10-2003, 12:59 PM

that'd be me then!

Is going to save Palace single handedly with the millions he'll win at the weekend, as well as his god given football talent. Oh yeah, and the ladies all love him as well!

JamieBcpfc

25-10-2003, 11:53 AM

ah did you read my memoirs
grabbed a handful of soot and perplexed hitler enough to commit suicide

sexyrazor

25-10-2003, 11:12 PM

is shandy drinking poof

mrgins

26-10-2003, 12:24 AM

well, look at you ,ducky!

has just decided to support the brighton poofs (and I don't blame him/her:bash: )

sexyrazor

26-10-2003, 12:26 AM

Ha Ha

Gets too involved with the whole footie thing...

Is's only a game!

mrgins

26-10-2003, 12:30 AM

ONLY A GAME!!!???:bash::grrr:

Is going to give me her season ticket as punishment (MY punishment):eek:

sexyrazor

26-10-2003, 12:32 AM

Is mad if they want to view another year from my season ticket!

mrgins

26-10-2003, 12:34 AM

Is crazy enough to buy a season ticket for next year

sexyrazor

26-10-2003, 12:34 AM

Is nice an warm in the USA

mrgins

26-10-2003, 12:36 AM

snowed this weekend:(

is much warmer in the UK:)

sexyrazor

26-10-2003, 12:37 AM

Is probably warmer than I am at the moment!

mrgins

26-10-2003, 12:38 AM

is locked in a refrigerator:eek:

sexyrazor

26-10-2003, 12:39 AM

Is almost right!

mrgins

26-10-2003, 12:45 AM

can't afford a match to light her fire:D

sexyrazor

26-10-2003, 12:46 AM

Is surmising that I have fire

mrgins

26-10-2003, 12:46 AM

is a cold fish?

sexyrazor

26-10-2003, 12:48 AM

Is up late, or early dependent on the time difference!

mrgins

26-10-2003, 12:58 AM

doesn't know I'm 5 hours behind her

sexyrazor

26-10-2003, 12:59 AM

Doesn't know where they are!

mrgins

26-10-2003, 01:00 AM

where are you??

knows where she is at?

sexyrazor

26-10-2003, 01:04 AM

Is a friend of Howie's

mrgins

26-10-2003, 01:05 AM

darn right:p

won't tell me where she's from:sob:

sexyrazor

26-10-2003, 01:07 AM

Knows i'm from Sart Norwood

mrgins

26-10-2003, 01:08 AM

i already knew that:D
knows I used to live in west croydon

sexyrazor

26-10-2003, 01:10 AM

Didn't!!!!

Needs to tell me more info!

mrgins

26-10-2003, 01:11 AM

needs to reciprocate :eek:

sexyrazor

26-10-2003, 01:14 AM

Needs to invite me to come visit them!

mrgins

26-10-2003, 01:16 AM

should know all little girls are welcome at my house,:love: heh heh heh

sexyrazor

26-10-2003, 01:17 AM

Needs to explain to me where Vermont is!

mrgins

26-10-2003, 01:20 AM

should know that vermont is sandwiched between new york state and new hampshire, 4 hours north of boston and 2 hours south f montreal

sexyrazor

26-10-2003, 01:22 AM

Should realise am rubbish at geography but did go to new york for the millenium!!! I love the NYPD

mrgins

26-10-2003, 01:26 AM

has lots of cash and takes weekends in exotic cities:D

JamieBcpfc

26-10-2003, 08:44 AM

ei signorita
is a gypo who has drunk too much tia maria

biggus mickus

26-10-2003, 01:36 PM

How did you know?:eek:
Eats raw fish, with a Banana sauce.

mrgins

26-10-2003, 02:27 PM

but only before breakfast

smells fishy

JamieBcpfc

26-10-2003, 03:06 PM

Its not fish
Likes eating fish in a sauce made out of camdonian widows sweat which has then been pissed on by the whole of the palace team and then had a brighton couple have intimate relations in it, and then had it wiped of them using a squigy which used to belong to neil warnock

mrgins

26-10-2003, 03:26 PM

you forgot the used toilet paper to wrap it in:p

likes to lick slug trails

JamieBcpfc

26-10-2003, 04:36 PM

dont you
faviourite food is mobile phones

FourtyTwo

27-10-2003, 12:53 PM

come on people - there's enough depressing stuff in the world - lets be nice to each other!

Has both the intellect and public nous to take over as PM and do a grand old job!

Regal Eagle

27-10-2003, 04:07 PM

Is the Not Quite Monster Raving Looney candidate for mayor.

mikestock

27-10-2003, 05:36 PM

has an IQ of 150

samtheeagle

27-10-2003, 07:22 PM

damn right i do.
has been a palace fan from birth.

mrgins

28-10-2003, 04:43 PM

good grief man, did you think this was the insult thread:eek:

has a waist size thats twice his IQ

JamieBcpfc

28-10-2003, 06:56 PM

no way, those rumours are false
Grabs Moaning Lisa's voicebox and threw it down the sewer

mrgins

29-10-2003, 01:06 AM

wishes the person "under" him was halle berry:p

JamieBcpfc

29-10-2003, 07:07 PM

is mistaken
thinks halle berry needs to grow some proper tits

FourtyTwo

30-10-2003, 12:58 PM

yes i Do

Is a legend in his own time!

rhiannapaul

30-10-2003, 03:28 PM

trainspotter and fav drink is shandy bass

mikestock

30-10-2003, 05:53 PM

has never travelled behind a class 33 bo-bo diesel electric

FourtyTwo

30-10-2003, 06:47 PM

is a genuine all round nice guy!

JamieBcpfc

30-10-2003, 07:08 PM

ah chucks
Is obsessed with collecting celebritys toenail clippings

mikestock

30-10-2003, 08:56 PM

is obessesed with finding the ultimate avatar

mrgins

30-10-2003, 11:00 PM

I already have, pal.

will be seen streaking at the wigan game

JamieBcpfc

31-10-2003, 09:08 AM

Was seen pulling off man utd players shorts in the tunnel

mikestock

31-10-2003, 03:38 PM

Was seen pulling of steve kembers shorts in the tunnel

JamieBcpfc

31-10-2003, 08:31 PM

was testing the urine on his shorts,
Will vote Boris for Tory Leader

FourtyTwo

31-10-2003, 09:22 PM

should be supreme ruler of the universe, such is his wisdom!

mrgins

31-10-2003, 11:39 PM

thank you, glad you recognised my wisdom

will put forward trolleys name for tory party leader:eek:

JamieBcpfc

01-11-2003, 08:45 AM

When I said vote Boris i forgot Trolley
Will Grab Trolleys balls through thick and thin

mrgins

03-11-2003, 01:28 AM

not with a 10' pole my dear:eek:

converses daily with elvis

FourtyTwo

03-11-2003, 08:08 AM

and?? He's a good mate!

Will replace Kember and turn everything around so the club wins promotion!

mikestock

03-11-2003, 11:48 AM

I am a football GOD

will be my assistant manager

FourtyTwo

03-11-2003, 12:49 PM

Why thankyou for the job

Will be our first signing, and will score 50 goals this season!

mikestock

03-11-2003, 05:30 PM

player manager it is then :)

will keep 32 clean sheets for palace next season

JamieBcpfc

03-11-2003, 06:25 PM

easy peasy
will be part of the defence, which only concedes own goals

FourtyTwo

04-11-2003, 01:31 PM

and assistant manager as well - my dreams have come true

will be the midfield general, setting up Mike Stock as well as protecting the defence!

JamieBcpfc

04-11-2003, 03:54 PM

so
Will replace Mark McGhee as Brighton Manager

FourtyTwo

04-11-2003, 04:02 PM

and I'll take them down to the conference where they belong!

Will assist me in this wonderful job of wrecking the seaweed scum!

JamieBcpfc

04-11-2003, 04:19 PM

1f69

totally
Is a homewrecker

mikestock

04-11-2003, 06:54 PM

is a homemaker

JamieBcpfc

05-11-2003, 04:52 PM

i needed the money
Is the contributor to laurence lyewellin bowens clothes

mikestock

05-11-2003, 06:28 PM

you can't beat a few frills

Likes Duran Duran

sexyrazor

05-11-2003, 06:55 PM

Am too young to know who they are!!!

Drinks too much coffee

JamieBcpfc

05-11-2003, 07:03 PM

what, are you saying thats bad
Is watching OFAH

sexyrazor

05-11-2003, 07:05 PM

needs to explain what OFAH is!

sexyrazor

05-11-2003, 07:06 PM

Only Fools and Horses whoops!!!

Is watching the BILL

JamieBcpfc

05-11-2003, 07:07 PM

no didnt i already mention that
Is watching 5 things i hate about you

sexyrazor

05-11-2003, 07:13 PM

Knows there isn't 5 things to hate about me!

JamieBcpfc

05-11-2003, 07:16 PM

of course
Has 6,000,983 things to hate about him/her

mikestock

05-11-2003, 07:19 PM

actually its 6000984 but close enough

coughs up fur balls

sexyrazor

05-11-2003, 07:22 PM

Oh er

Sleeps on their hands

mikestock

05-11-2003, 07:25 PM

never sleeps

sexyrazor

05-11-2003, 07:27 PM

Loves Neil Ruddock as much as me!

Wedgy

06-11-2003, 09:20 AM

wears ladies underwear :eek:

a.stew

06-11-2003, 09:34 AM

loves ladies underwear

mrgins

06-11-2003, 12:12 PM

yes I do!

tries to get into ladies underwear:eek:

mikestock

06-11-2003, 12:17 PM

only my girlfriends

owns a basque

FourtyTwo

06-11-2003, 01:05 PM

only for the girlfriend

dresses in womens clothes at weekends

Regal Eagle

07-11-2003, 04:01 PM

you leave my weak ends out of it

sleek in tights

JamieBcpfc

07-11-2003, 04:06 PM

you have to be there
Crashed his car after slipping on seaweed

Regal Eagle

07-11-2003, 04:46 PM

On Brighton front in me Ford Anglia with mock fur seats

cat killer

mrgins

07-11-2003, 10:12 PM

Bite their little furry heads off

sheep shagger

JamieBcpfc

08-11-2003, 10:20 AM

that was blue, he dragged me along for the ride
Joined Blue in the deed

Judge 400 Years

09-11-2003, 03:21 PM

hiya

JamieBcpfc

09-11-2003, 03:43 PM

err hi
doesnt agree with that statement

mrgins

09-11-2003, 11:15 PM

doesn't know judge is the first person on my ignore list:lux: :p

FourtyTwo

10-11-2003, 08:49 AM

will win the lottery 10 successive times, buy CPFC and turn our club into world beaters!

JamieBcpfc

10-11-2003, 06:55 PM

shut up with all the positive stuff
Is grey haired monkey f#cker

mrgins

11-11-2003, 11:14 PM

I'm not grey haired!

eats dog biscuits and craps on the lawn

JamieBcpfc

12-11-2003, 11:05 AM

Is a drunken waffler who supplies hooky cake

Maidstoned Eagle

22-11-2003, 04:47 PM

I'm not drunk yet!!

Likes little boys bottoms.

JamieBcpfc

22-11-2003, 04:50 PM

is maidstoned eagle

Maidstoned Eagle

22-11-2003, 04:52 PM

hello

Should be tucked up in beddy byes by now.

JamieBcpfc

22-11-2003, 04:55 PM

my bedtime is much later
has been on the funny fags

Maidstoned Eagle

22-11-2003, 04:59 PM

12ec

wish i had

Is allowed to stay up late on Saturdays

JamieBcpfc

22-11-2003, 07:43 PM

hides in toilets and takes pictures of hookers hands

Maidstoned Eagle

23-11-2003, 10:34 AM

That reminds me, can I have that picture of your mum back?

Doesn't know what to say next

JamieBcpfc

23-11-2003, 10:44 AM

is a piece of runny beef stroganof

Maidstoned Eagle

23-11-2003, 10:49 AM

Mmm runnier the better

Has just got back from Church Parade

JamieBcpfc

23-11-2003, 10:51 AM

is the first pregnant male

Maidstoned Eagle

23-11-2003, 10:53 AM

and I thought I was just getting fat

Still has trouble understanding the facts of life

JamieBcpfc

23-11-2003, 11:55 AM

is an urban dinosaur with a square nose

Gerry from Sussex

23-11-2003, 11:57 AM

could be a bird or could be a plane

Maidstoned Eagle

23-11-2003, 11:58 AM

Looks like they've been at mummys sherry

Gerry from Sussex

23-11-2003, 11:59 AM

has definitely been on a binge

Maidstoned Eagle

23-11-2003, 12:00 PM

Wishes he could too

JamieBcpfc

23-11-2003, 06:40 PM

got pissed after one bacardi breezer

Maidstoned Eagle

23-11-2003, 09:50 PM

Wishes he could buy a Bacardi Breezer without ID

FourtyTwo

25-11-2003, 04:00 PM

Not me - don't like Bacardi breezer, n will only drink it if its free!!!

Wants to come visit me n buy me a beer!

JamieBcpfc

25-11-2003, 05:13 PM

you really are pissed if you think that
introduced the coconut to brothels across Switzerland

Maidstoned Eagle

26-11-2003, 02:18 AM

And a very profitable bit of business it was too!

Thinks the world is flat

FourtyTwo

27-11-2003, 12:47 PM

isn't it?

wants to grow wings and fly!

Maidstoned Eagle

27-11-2003, 12:50 PM

I do!

Loves La Toya Jackson

FourtyTwo

27-11-2003, 02:48 PM

and????

wants to come up here n take me out on the piss!

JamieBcpfc

27-11-2003, 06:29 PM

Is pregnant with the child of ron noades