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Goldberg Basher
20-02-2004, 11:36 PM
Vermont VD vasquilator
mrgins
21-02-2004, 01:19 AM
you rang?
bush supporter
Goldberg Basher
21-02-2004, 01:23 AM
:lux: Saddam Hussein's handyman
mrgins
21-02-2004, 01:50 AM
bin ladens love monkey
Gerry from Sussex
21-02-2004, 10:20 AM
is stocking up on inco-pads
mrgins
21-02-2004, 02:12 PM
is crawling to derby
Gerry from Sussex
21-02-2004, 03:59 PM
humph
mrgins
22-02-2004, 12:17 AM
wishes he hadn't gone to derby
Goldberg Basher
22-02-2004, 12:19 AM
Did well to stay in Vermont. Will have to carefully pick the game's he comes over to watch.
mrgins
22-02-2004, 12:40 AM
suggests I fly over for arsenal/palace game next season?
Goldberg Basher
22-02-2004, 12:42 AM
Good time charlie
mrgins
22-02-2004, 01:49 AM
big time bozo
Goldberg Basher
22-02-2004, 01:51 AM
Largin' it Larry
Gerry from Sussex
22-02-2004, 06:35 PM
has just wet himself/herself
Goldberg Basher
25-02-2004, 12:24 AM
Has a spyhole in his bathroom.
mrgins
25-02-2004, 01:57 AM
is a spy who lost his spyhole:eek:
Goldberg Basher
25-02-2004, 02:00 AM
hung like a mouse.
mrgins
25-02-2004, 02:21 AM
raised by wolves
Goldberg Basher
25-02-2004, 02:23 AM
Bullied at school.
mrgins
25-02-2004, 02:33 AM
kicks like a girl
Goldberg Basher
25-02-2004, 02:34 AM
Screams like one.
mrgins
25-02-2004, 02:44 AM
deepthroats bananas
Goldberg Basher
25-02-2004, 02:45 AM
Gerry's fanboy
Gerry from Sussex
25-02-2004, 10:59 PM
has just fallen over
Goldberg Basher
25-02-2004, 11:01 PM
Pished as a fish.
Gerry from Sussex
25-02-2004, 11:06 PM
must be someone else
Goldberg Basher
25-02-2004, 11:31 PM
Confused.
mrgins
27-02-2004, 03:40 AM
oversexed
Gerry from Sussex
28-02-2004, 12:19 AM
going short
Shipp Ahoy!
28-02-2004, 12:19 AM
a women
mrgins
28-02-2004, 12:53 AM
a brighton supporter
Gerry from Sussex
28-02-2004, 12:54 AM
a big girls blouse
mrgins
28-02-2004, 01:54 AM
wears pantyhose
Gerry from Sussex
28-02-2004, 10:42 AM
1f90
has laddered her tights
FourtyTwo
28-02-2004, 02:52 PM
is well known in certain cirlces as Maureen
Goldberg Basher
28-02-2004, 07:39 PM
Won't use the hand pump again.
Gerry from Sussex
29-02-2004, 11:13 AM
will be back soon
Goldberg Basher
29-02-2004, 01:56 PM
Was right!
Needs a bath.
Latvian
29-02-2004, 02:54 PM
Just had one punk!
Loves so solid crew
Gerry from Sussex
29-02-2004, 03:31 PM
wet knickers
Goldberg Basher
01-03-2004, 12:59 AM
Loves the skidmarked ones but can only get clean ones from washing lines.
FourtyTwo
02-03-2004, 03:26 PM
sucks cock harder than a hoover on max
Gerry from Sussex
03-03-2004, 06:41 PM
should not try that at home
FourtyTwo
03-03-2004, 07:56 PM
smells kinda like my socks
Gerry from Sussex
03-03-2004, 09:19 PM
smells like 42
Goldberg Basher
04-03-2004, 09:46 AM
Looks like 42.
Gerry from Sussex
04-03-2004, 12:11 PM
sounds like 42
Latvian
04-03-2004, 09:27 PM
Is 2 x 42 years of age
Gerry from Sussex
04-03-2004, 09:29 PM
must be better at counting than Latvian is
Goldberg Basher
05-03-2004, 12:56 AM
Couldn't be any worse than him.
mrgins
05-03-2004, 01:32 AM
Is even worserer than him
Goldberg Basher
05-03-2004, 01:34 AM
Shouldn't have been allowed to leave skool.
mrgins
05-03-2004, 02:22 AM
escaped from school
Goldberg Basher
05-03-2004, 02:31 AM
Still owes his school 200 lines of
"I promise never to look under the teacher's skirt again"
Gerry from Sussex
05-03-2004, 02:24 PM
will be on a detention
Goldberg Basher
05-03-2004, 08:38 PM
Likes getting the cane.
Gerry from Sussex
06-03-2004, 11:17 AM
should be at the match
mrgins
06-03-2004, 04:10 PM
wishes he was
Gerry from Sussex
06-03-2004, 10:36 PM
has just got back
Ric Flair
07-03-2004, 08:14 PM
indescribable
Gerry from Sussex
07-03-2004, 10:22 PM
unspellable
Goldberg Basher
07-03-2004, 10:23 PM
undeniable
Gerry from Sussex
07-03-2004, 10:24 PM
in denial
Goldberg Basher
07-03-2004, 10:38 PM
not in the Thames.
Gerry from Sussex
07-03-2004, 10:38 PM
not mrgins
Gerry from Sussex
07-03-2004, 10:39 PM
oh, just got it!!!
Goldberg Basher
07-03-2004, 10:40 PM
Needs to be spoken to s l o w l y .
Gerry from Sussex
07-03-2004, 10:41 PM
is bughering off
Goldberg Basher
07-03-2004, 10:42 PM
Has enjoyed a few glasses or red wine tonight.
Gerry from Sussex
09-03-2004, 09:39 PM
just the one
Goldberg Basher
10-03-2004, 12:52 AM
Has pubic dandruff.
mrgins
10-03-2004, 12:53 AM
is looking thru it for lice it eat
Goldberg Basher
10-03-2004, 12:55 AM
Saving his sick from eating ALL his cake for a fry up tomorrow..
mrgins
10-03-2004, 01:36 AM
1f5b
will join me and have seconds
Goldberg Basher
10-03-2004, 01:37 AM
Will scoff that lot as well.
mrgins
10-03-2004, 01:51 AM
has no faith in me
Goldberg Basher
10-03-2004, 01:53 AM
I have no faith that mrgins will be here at the same time tomorrow.
mrgins
10-03-2004, 02:05 AM
thinks I am indifferent to late nite bilging
Goldberg Basher
10-03-2004, 02:10 AM
Hope That he proves me wrong. I'll be here all night tomorrow.
mrgins
10-03-2004, 02:23 AM
has to stay up to remain #1
Goldberg Basher
10-03-2004, 02:24 AM
Wants to see me overtake Baldie at #1
mrgins
10-03-2004, 02:42 AM
has bilged so much he doesn't recognise his wife anymore
Goldberg Basher
10-03-2004, 02:43 AM
Is catching Gerry up. Go Ginny, go Ginny! go Ginny!
mrgins
10-03-2004, 02:46 AM
knows I have to stop, but will catch up tomorrow:hi:
Goldberg Basher
10-03-2004, 02:48 AM
Is another part-time bilger.
FourtyTwo
10-03-2004, 02:31 PM
true, I s'pose!
Smells like my kitchen bin
JamieBcpfc
10-03-2004, 04:02 PM
smells like the sewage from a doctors toilet after he has been eating wimpys every minute of the day
Gerry from Sussex
10-03-2004, 06:44 PM
is not catching me up
Goldberg Basher
10-03-2004, 07:18 PM
Bilge baby
Gerry from Sussex
10-03-2004, 07:19 PM
baby face
Goldberg Basher
10-03-2004, 07:20 PM
bum blowout
Gerry from Sussex
10-03-2004, 07:28 PM
pong!
Goldberg Basher
10-03-2004, 07:44 PM
ping goes the pacemaker
mrgins
11-03-2004, 02:53 AM
pong goes gerry and the pacemakers
Goldberg Basher
11-03-2004, 03:03 PM
Incontinent
mrgins
11-03-2004, 09:19 PM
suffers from bilge diarhea
Goldberg Basher
11-03-2004, 09:22 PM
Challenges BM to a pint stand-off at dusk.
Gerry from Sussex
12-03-2004, 10:37 PM
will be sorry they looked
mrgins
13-03-2004, 12:16 AM
is snoring at this moment
Teaser
13-03-2004, 05:34 AM
very loudly snoring
Gerry from Sussex
13-03-2004, 10:33 AM
yawning
NO1FAN
13-03-2004, 11:29 AM
Is lost
mrgins
13-03-2004, 02:10 PM
is found:lux:
Gerry from Sussex
13-03-2004, 02:42 PM
is looking
mrgins
13-03-2004, 02:46 PM
has yet to open his eyes
Gerry from Sussex
14-03-2004, 01:35 PM
has just got back from the pub
Goldberg Basher
15-03-2004, 03:11 PM
Has a wart in an embarrasing place.
Psychokiller
15-03-2004, 04:18 PM
It's not a wart, I didn't have time to wipe properly this morning.
Has tasted poo before
mrgins
15-03-2004, 10:55 PM
prefers it with chips
<_tece_>
16-03-2004, 09:05 PM
mmmmm...
Has three nipples
mrgins
16-03-2004, 11:27 PM
is a hermaphrodite
Goldberg Basher
17-03-2004, 01:39 AM
Has to make do with a tiny dick.
mrgins
17-03-2004, 02:20 AM
has to make do with very little head:D
1fa9
Goldberg Basher
17-03-2004, 02:22 AM
Knows only two positions; on and off.
mrgins
17-03-2004, 02:49 AM
has never been on
Goldberg Basher
17-03-2004, 02:50 AM
Has trouble getting it on.
mrgins
17-03-2004, 03:01 AM
cant get it off
Goldberg Basher
17-03-2004, 05:30 AM
Happy with a cup of cocoa.
mrgins
17-03-2004, 07:20 PM
will be up late again
Goldberg Basher
17-03-2004, 07:30 PM
Will be as well I can predict.
mrgins
17-03-2004, 10:38 PM
is psychic
Goldberg Basher
18-03-2004, 12:48 AM
Wasn't online when I wrote this post.
mrgins
19-03-2004, 02:27 AM
writes while I'm offline
Goldberg Basher
19-03-2004, 02:28 AM
Would make a good Sherlock Holmes.
FourtyTwo
20-03-2004, 02:46 PM
is going to give me £10,000
Goldberg Basher
20-03-2004, 07:28 PM
When 42 strips naked and runs round the New Den pitch shouting MILLSCUM! I will give him £10,000
NO1FAN
20-03-2004, 07:45 PM
Is top of the bilging board although not for long It seems If Hey Blondie threws her hat into the ring!
Goldberg Basher
20-03-2004, 07:46 PM
Will refrain from thinking that way. ;)
NO1FAN
20-03-2004, 08:04 PM
Is a better speller than me (threws!!!!!!)
Goldberg Basher
20-03-2004, 08:06 PM
Maybe had a few beers tonight?
NO1FAN
20-03-2004, 08:07 PM
knows it is not enough beers that is causing this
Goldberg Basher
20-03-2004, 08:10 PM
Would be welcome round to share a few bottles.
bonzo
20-03-2004, 08:21 PM
Im on my way goldberg basher
person below is having a early night ready for church in the morning
Mong!
20-03-2004, 08:24 PM
yeah right i am. The person below is drinking a few mabbages right now.
Gerry from Sussex
20-03-2004, 11:30 PM
is an alien
Goldberg Basher
20-03-2004, 11:32 PM
Is speaking in an alien tongue.
Gerry from Sussex
20-03-2004, 11:33 PM
will never crack the code
Goldberg Basher
20-03-2004, 11:36 PM
Will never be 100% human
NO1FAN
22-03-2004, 12:50 AM
Will reply long after I have gone to bed
Goldberg Basher
23-03-2004, 02:46 AM
Couldn't stay the distance.
NO1FAN
23-03-2004, 06:35 PM
Is no help when I'm bilging alone
Goldberg Basher
24-03-2004, 03:55 AM
Wore a pants and bra set to work yesterday.
FourtyTwo
25-03-2004, 05:26 PM
uni actually!
hasn't sent me the money for the pics of me in the bra n pants set!
Goldberg Basher
25-03-2004, 07:07 PM
Needs to send me a sample pic first.
NO1FAN
25-03-2004, 07:08 PM
Is not getting a pic off of me!
Goldberg Basher
25-03-2004, 07:10 PM
Doesn't want to be noticed on the streets.
NO1FAN
25-03-2004, 07:41 PM
works on the streets
Goldberg Basher
25-03-2004, 07:44 PM
Bought The Streets album.
Gerry from Sussex
25-03-2004, 10:47 PM
will probably be in vermont
mrgins
26-03-2004, 12:56 AM
wow! you must be psychic
wants to be like poo
Gerry from Sussex
26-03-2004, 12:16 PM
is poo
FourtyTwo
26-03-2004, 12:48 PM
1f49
wants to lick GB's nipples
NO1FAN
26-03-2004, 08:06 PM
doesn't know me very well
samtheeagle
26-03-2004, 08:31 PM
speaks his mind
mrgins
26-03-2004, 10:23 PM
talks bollox
Gerry from Sussex
26-03-2004, 10:25 PM
double bolloxburger with fries
Goldberg Basher
26-03-2004, 10:27 PM
thinks gerry's cool
JamieBcpfc
27-03-2004, 10:02 AM
Are you mad
Is mad
NO1FAN
27-03-2004, 10:16 AM
Smells of fish eggs
Goldberg Basher
27-03-2004, 10:18 AM
Breeds pikies
NO1FAN
27-03-2004, 10:20 AM
had his cousins son
Goldberg Basher
27-03-2004, 10:21 AM
eats little girls for breakfast
NO1FAN
27-03-2004, 10:27 AM
would like the chance to
Goldberg Basher
27-03-2004, 10:32 AM
hasn't been caught yet.
FourtyTwo
27-03-2004, 11:04 AM
spend many a year "inside" as Big Bob's Bitch!
NO1FAN
27-03-2004, 11:14 AM
Was his bitch before I was
FourtyTwo
27-03-2004, 12:17 PM
was Trolley's original love monkey
Goldberg Basher
27-03-2004, 02:39 PM
Trolley's lovechild?
Gerry from Sussex
28-03-2004, 11:13 PM
could be drinking gin
Goldberg Basher
29-03-2004, 12:04 PM
Could be snuggling up to sheep tonight
NO1FAN
29-03-2004, 12:47 PM
Is the nicest poster on the BBS
Goldberg Basher
29-03-2004, 03:28 PM
Will be buying the first round in the pub.
FourtyTwo
30-03-2004, 03:14 PM
ha, not likely!
will really be buying the first round
Goldberg Basher
30-03-2004, 07:10 PM
gobshite
NO1FAN
31-03-2004, 02:53 AM
Was sound asleep when I typed this
Goldberg Basher
31-03-2004, 07:42 AM
May well be alseep now. If not he should be bilging.
Latvian
31-03-2004, 04:02 PM
Wants to touch my bum
Trilby
31-03-2004, 04:10 PM
Loves me
NO1FAN
31-03-2004, 11:58 PM
Sells himself for pennys
Darlingtoneagle
01-04-2004, 12:47 AM
How did you know?
Is looking for the deeper meaning to this post.
NO1FAN
01-04-2004, 01:04 AM
didn't look hard enough
Goldberg Basher
01-04-2004, 07:20 AM
Isn't awake yet.
NO1FAN
01-04-2004, 11:52 AM
smells of urine
Psychokiller
01-04-2004, 12:12 PM
Only because the urinal splashed back on me.
Likes the smell of his own farts
NO1FAN
01-04-2004, 12:17 PM
eats sheep eyes for breakfast every Sunday
FourtyTwo
01-04-2004, 02:15 PM
should not have been let back out!
Darlingtoneagle
01-04-2004, 02:46 PM
Is awe struck by the complexity of paper!
FourtyTwo
01-04-2004, 02:49 PM
thinks dog shite on toast is tasty
NO1FAN
02-04-2004, 12:50 AM
Is sleeping with sheep as I type this
mrgins
02-04-2004, 03:20 AM
gerry recommends it highly
Is distracting GB while everyone else raises their bilge count:p
Goldberg Basher
02-04-2004, 12:05 PM
Not likely big guy!
Spiv
1f46
NO1FAN
02-04-2004, 01:41 PM
sh!ts the bed
Goldberg Basher
02-04-2004, 01:44 PM
trogladite
NO1FAN
02-04-2004, 01:47 PM
keyboard warrior
Goldberg Basher
02-04-2004, 01:49 PM
sticky wicket
NO1FAN
02-04-2004, 05:47 PM
wicky sicket
Goldberg Basher
02-04-2004, 06:29 PM
gobby plocket
NO1FAN
02-04-2004, 06:30 PM
Mr blobby looalikey
Goldberg Basher
02-04-2004, 06:31 PM
spotty dick
NO1FAN
02-04-2004, 06:32 PM
wart boy
Goldberg Basher
02-04-2004, 06:33 PM
puss pleb
NO1FAN
02-04-2004, 06:35 PM
testicle licker
Goldberg Basher
02-04-2004, 06:36 PM
bum pincher
NO1FAN
02-04-2004, 06:39 PM
tit groping pervert
Goldberg Basher
02-04-2004, 06:39 PM
Colin w@nker
NO1FAN
02-04-2004, 06:41 PM
:eek:
alcoholic brian clough fanatic
Goldberg Basher
02-04-2004, 06:43 PM
Steve Bruce's hoe
NO1FAN
02-04-2004, 06:45 PM
I am not karen Brady :eek:
Alex fergusons toenail clippings
Goldberg Basher
02-04-2004, 06:48 PM
Dennis Wise's testicles
NO1FAN
05-04-2004, 12:36 AM
(before or after the game?)
Neil Harris's Testical (:eek:)
Goldberg Basher
05-04-2004, 12:38 AM
Gerry's KY jelly.
NO1FAN
05-04-2004, 12:39 AM
sheeps arse
mrgins
05-04-2004, 12:40 AM
graham nortons toilet seat
NO1FAN
05-04-2004, 12:42 AM
public loo cleaner
Goldberg Basher
05-04-2004, 12:44 AM
pubic lice keeper
NO1FAN
05-04-2004, 12:52 AM
cheese factory
mrgins
05-04-2004, 12:54 AM
butt brush
Goldberg Basher
05-04-2004, 12:54 AM
Saturday night hurler.
NO1FAN
05-04-2004, 12:56 AM
sunday morning licker
Goldberg Basher
05-04-2004, 12:57 AM
Public poser.
mrgins
05-04-2004, 01:00 AM
pubic poster
Goldberg Basher
05-04-2004, 09:16 AM
cheesy wotsits
mrgins
05-04-2004, 03:11 PM
hairy wotsits
Goldberg Basher
05-04-2004, 03:50 PM
poop decker
mrgins
07-04-2004, 12:36 AM
adores me:D
Goldberg Basher
07-04-2004, 12:40 AM
loves himself too much and too often.
NO1FAN
07-04-2004, 12:42 AM
smells of sick
Goldberg Basher
07-04-2004, 12:43 AM
Will get some soon if he wants it.
NO1FAN
07-04-2004, 12:44 AM
needs to tell me the ingredients before I answer
Goldberg Basher
07-04-2004, 12:47 AM
spoils the spontenaeity by dissecting it, carrots and all.
NO1FAN
07-04-2004, 12:52 AM
has had carrots recently
Goldberg Basher
07-04-2004, 01:11 AM
Is wrong! The dirty wife had carrots ...
NO1FAN
07-04-2004, 01:15 AM
e82
Has made the wife clean his jacket
Goldberg Basher
07-04-2004, 07:32 PM
Will/will not be going to Cardiff on Saturday (delete non-applicable answer)
NO1FAN
09-04-2004, 12:30 AM
Will
Has worn himself out
pauldrulez
09-04-2004, 07:28 AM
Yep
Has a bighead
NO1FAN
09-04-2004, 10:52 AM
has a big nose
FourtyTwo
09-04-2004, 01:31 PM
has a small cock
NO1FAN
09-04-2004, 10:37 PM
Thats not what you missus said ( :D )
Would love to be hung like me
mrgins
09-04-2004, 11:31 PM
is waiting for more rope:D
FourtyTwo
10-04-2004, 10:54 AM
wishes he was me!
Goldberg Basher
10-04-2004, 01:17 PM
You mean your age?
Needs some toilet paper quick!
mrgins
10-04-2004, 05:35 PM
will no doubt crack an "old" joke
Goldberg Basher
10-04-2004, 05:45 PM
Knows me well.
mrgins
10-04-2004, 05:53 PM
will be challenged to a little game of one v one when he comes over next year:p
Goldberg Basher
10-04-2004, 06:00 PM
of what?!
mrgins
10-04-2004, 11:42 PM
football, sorry to disappoint you:eek:
Goldberg Basher
11-04-2004, 12:15 AM
Gee, I thought you meant drinking.
mrgins
11-04-2004, 04:21 PM
Hey! great idea:p
Goldberg Basher
11-04-2004, 04:22 PM
Thought he would be up for that!
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