New Olympic Sports

[Regal Eagle]

With the inclusion in the Olympics of Baseball, Beach Handball and of course Syncronised swimming, are there other "sports" that should be considered.
My choice includes:
Tossing the caber...good chance of a medal.
Throwing the midget..use tiny East European weight lifters or Romanian female gymnasts.
Sheep Sha**ing..Welsh gold, Australian silver,Bulgarian bronze
Missing the penalty..GB gold with Gareth and the Palace team.
Any others?

[Skid Row]

You may find that New Zealand will go close to knocking off Wales in the sheep shagging event, not Australia.

[Stellavista]

How about:

Burn a tory, against the clock.

Calculating the percentage of patronisation in one of Tony Blair's speeches.

Petrol syphoning relay (Ford Mondeo's only).

Ten pints, and a kebab, throwing.

Synchronised hiding from the tv license inspectors.

Running away from baliffs.

[Mat ov CPFC]

Sherry drinking ( individual, 4x4 relay, syncronised )

Have to say though that female beach Volley ball is defintely my idea of a fine spectator sport. Needs taking down a tad though in terms of taste and those bikini's are so skimpy that they may as well discard them all together. http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

[Jaffa]

I think Snooker, Darts, Shove Ha`Penny and Billiards should be introduced.

It would certainly increase Englands pitiful medal tally.

Actually it wouldnt. We`d still lose to the f*****g Americans.

Bah.

[arussell]

Synchronised snoring whilst you watch it all anyone ?

[Marco]

Tiddlywinks, isnt that a sport england are good at?

[selhurstparkflyer]

Darts and snooker
surely.

[Man of Kent]

Dwarf throwing.

[Egg Sample]

Who can ejaculate the furthest, highest, quickest? Just a thought.

[James TaylorNye]

Fox Hunting, Subbuteo and Muff Diving



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CPIFC No.1

[Kevin T]

Originally posted by Egg Sample:
Who can ejaculate the furthest, highest, quickest? Just a thought.

Do you think of anything other than spunk?

[arussell]

Or do you Kev for that matter ?? http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[PalaceFan in Alabama]

Originally posted by James TaylorNye:
Muff Diving

Now I could get down for that?

[David Murray]

Originally posted by PalaceFan in Alabama:
Now I could get down for that?




Yeah but at your age you'd never get up again http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[walderslade eagle]

Heading the shot & catching the javelin

[jlmatthews]

how bout hunting the great toothless beaver in thick bush???