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pumaspalace
18-12-2009, 11:32 AM
a big pair of
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-12-2009, 04:13 PM
jugs
Arron
18-12-2009, 04:51 PM
filled
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-12-2009, 05:14 PM
with
pumaspalace
18-12-2009, 05:16 PM
disgusting
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-12-2009, 06:05 PM
, flabby
pumaspalace
23-12-2009, 08:44 PM
, green
peagle
23-12-2009, 08:46 PM
moose eggs
pumaspalace
23-12-2009, 08:47 PM
from Vermont
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-12-2009, 07:51 AM
. Meanwhile,
pumaspalace
24-12-2009, 12:57 PM
mrgins was
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-12-2009, 02:04 PM
enjoying
a_the_s
13-01-2010, 03:49 PM
a
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
13-01-2010, 05:54 PM
large
Arron
21-01-2010, 07:46 PM
mug
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-01-2010, 09:11 PM
of
EMLEY EAGLE
21-01-2010, 09:27 PM
hot
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-01-2010, 09:28 PM
, steaming
a_the_s
27-01-2010, 09:28 PM
air
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
27-01-2010, 09:31 PM
which
a_the_s
27-01-2010, 09:54 PM
over
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
27-01-2010, 09:59 PM
time
a_the_s
05-03-2010, 04:22 PM
they
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
05-03-2010, 04:57 PM
knew
Oh south london
22-03-2010, 05:55 PM
that
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
22-03-2010, 06:08 PM
it
Diehard
22-03-2010, 06:14 PM
1f52
smelt
a_the_s
22-03-2010, 06:20 PM
quite
selhurst cookie
22-03-2010, 06:26 PM
good
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
22-03-2010, 06:44 PM
but
Oh south london
30-03-2010, 06:19 AM
crucially
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
30-03-2010, 08:37 AM
was
Oh south london
30-03-2010, 11:43 AM
too
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
30-03-2010, 11:44 AM
large
Oh south london
30-03-2010, 11:46 AM
to
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
30-03-2010, 11:48 AM
Handle.
Oh south london
30-03-2010, 11:49 AM
Following
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
30-03-2010, 11:50 AM
closely
Oh south london
30-03-2010, 11:52 AM
behind
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
30-03-2010, 11:53 AM
was
Oh south london
30-03-2010, 11:54 AM
a
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
30-03-2010, 11:55 AM
Vermontian
Oh south london
30-03-2010, 11:56 AM
Republican
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
30-03-2010, 12:00 PM
who
Oh south london
30-03-2010, 12:18 PM
stated
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
30-03-2010, 12:24 PM
that
Oh south london
30-03-2010, 12:26 PM
"if
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
30-03-2010, 12:31 PM
you
Oh south london
31-03-2010, 10:40 PM
decided
Goldberg Basher
01-04-2010, 11:49 AM
to
Oh south london
01-04-2010, 01:41 PM
vote
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
01-04-2010, 04:51 PM
Mrgins
Oh south london
01-04-2010, 05:25 PM
for
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
01-04-2010, 05:48 PM
Chief
Oh south london
01-04-2010, 06:35 PM
BBS
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
01-04-2010, 06:37 PM
Provider
Oh south london
01-04-2010, 06:38 PM
and
Big-Griff
01-04-2010, 06:46 PM
Slid his powerfull tool deep into.........................................
Oh south london
01-04-2010, 06:51 PM
a
Big-Griff
01-04-2010, 07:19 PM
Warm wet crevass that opend up into.....................
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
02-04-2010, 06:48 AM
A deep, dark
Big-Griff
06-04-2010, 12:05 PM
hole
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
06-04-2010, 05:40 PM
which
a_the_s
06-04-2010, 08:59 PM
looked
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
06-04-2010, 09:09 PM
like
a_the_s
07-04-2010, 09:48 PM
a
hamge
07-04-2010, 09:54 PM
hole
Big-Griff
08-04-2010, 05:50 AM
but was moist and inviting...........................
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-04-2010, 02:53 PM
just like...
a_the_s
08-04-2010, 08:06 PM
1f5f
a
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-04-2010, 08:52 PM
large
a_the_s
08-04-2010, 08:54 PM
peice of
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-04-2010, 09:03 PM
poo.
a_the_s
08-04-2010, 09:06 PM
which
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-04-2010, 09:08 PM
was
Big-Griff
24-04-2010, 08:44 PM
Dug up by time team
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
25-04-2010, 06:40 AM
They
Big-Griff
25-04-2010, 10:03 PM
had reason to belive that................
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
26-04-2010, 08:43 PM
due to their age,
Big-Griff
27-04-2010, 06:58 PM
They were verry old..........
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
28-04-2010, 06:14 AM
But belonged to...
TOOPM
06-05-2010, 08:59 PM
a large group of..
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
07-05-2010, 06:04 AM
Moose hunters from...
Big-Griff
07-05-2010, 06:00 PM
outer Mongolia.who
TOOPM
07-05-2010, 07:46 PM
dress in tarpaulin babygrows because....
Big-Griff
07-05-2010, 09:09 PM
The feel of tarpaulin on their skin stimulates............
TOOPM
07-05-2010, 09:40 PM
certain memories, long since repressed, regarding...
Big-Griff
08-05-2010, 02:29 AM
Swafega and the old school bike shed which always bought a ..............
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-05-2010, 06:45 AM
smile to the head teacher's face who often...
TOOPM
08-05-2010, 05:29 PM
post footage on YouTube of....
selhurst cookie
08-05-2010, 05:47 PM
kids chucking...
Big-Griff
08-05-2010, 05:55 PM
Their custard over pictures of..............
hamge
08-05-2010, 05:56 PM
hamge in a thong
Big-Griff
08-05-2010, 05:57 PM
The image of which was very disturbing to their young minds,however...................
hamge
08-05-2010, 05:58 PM
the older bbs members
Big-Griff
08-05-2010, 05:59 PM
Posted a stiring image of Don Rogers who.....................
selhurst cookie
08-05-2010, 06:11 PM
shaved off his tache because...
TOOPM
08-05-2010, 06:59 PM
he had been threatened by....
Big-Griff
08-05-2010, 07:00 PM
the tache police as he resembled ron jeremy the famous................
TOOPM
08-05-2010, 07:01 PM
actor and model, who was prone to admitting that he...
Big-Griff
08-05-2010, 07:02 PM
Was hung like a star fish due to an incident with a coke can and...........................
TOOPM
08-05-2010, 07:03 PM
three thousand pounds of....
Big-Griff
08-05-2010, 07:04 PM
Raw liver which was stolen from...................
TOOPM
08-05-2010, 07:06 PM
The Streatham Liver and Goose Emporium, that hotbed of intrigue and....
Big-Griff
08-05-2010, 07:08 PM
Vice which was run by Maddam Cin,the Green shield stamp hooker which meant that...............
TOOPM
08-05-2010, 07:12 PM
anyone just wanting a quiet drink and some barely lucid chat had to....
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
09-05-2010, 07:16 AM
pull their trousers down, sing a Take That song and then...
Big-Griff
09-05-2010, 07:09 PM
Click their heels together repeating......................
1f7c
TOOPM
09-05-2010, 07:49 PM
"thank god I'm not a Charlton fan", otherwise they would be...
Big-Griff
09-05-2010, 07:50 PM
Condemed to a nut house in peckham known as.................
TOOPM
09-05-2010, 07:59 PM
Mistress Brian's house of...
Big-Griff
10-05-2010, 03:05 AM
Noades and Bates which has...................
TOOPM
10-05-2010, 09:37 PM
a coat of arms over the door with a pervy santa and two crossed golf clubs above a.....
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
15-05-2010, 03:40 PM
massacred Moose.
TOOPM
15-05-2010, 09:14 PM
Meanwhiile, in a small teepee in Norwood Rec...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-05-2010, 09:33 AM
just next to the duck pond...
TOOPM
16-05-2010, 07:42 PM
there dwelt an evil she-dwarf who went by the name....
Big-Griff
17-05-2010, 11:47 AM
Brenda the Beastly,who would scare children by.......................
CarnageReeper
17-05-2010, 01:00 PM
threatening to...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
17-05-2010, 09:18 PM
lubricate them using her...
CarnageReeper
18-05-2010, 07:57 AM
massive penis!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-05-2010, 08:01 AM
This was very scary considering...
CarnageReeper
18-05-2010, 08:03 AM
half of it was green.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-05-2010, 08:03 AM
The discolouration was caused by extreme exposure to...
CarnageReeper
18-05-2010, 08:05 AM
her fathers...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-05-2010, 08:09 AM
vast collection of stuffed animals including...
CarnageReeper
18-05-2010, 08:11 AM
his stuffed platypus, raccoon, squirrel and turkey.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-05-2010, 08:15 AM
A bizarre collection it must be said, however...
CarnageReeper
18-05-2010, 08:19 AM
the teachers father was the best hunter in the...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-05-2010, 08:31 AM
land of Narnia, the magical place famous for...
CarnageReeper
18-05-2010, 08:39 AM
boys who like Turkish Delight.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-05-2010, 08:41 AM
The confectionary sweet which makes young boys...
CarnageReeper
18-05-2010, 08:42 AM
grow a thrid eye...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-05-2010, 08:44 AM
out of their big, fat...
CarnageReeper
18-05-2010, 08:45 AM
back side. This third eye gave them the power to...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-05-2010, 08:46 AM
look just 10 seconds into the future, useful for...
CarnageReeper
18-05-2010, 08:52 AM
seeing if he was going to be...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-05-2010, 10:25 AM
anal probed by the dreaded...
CarnageReeper
18-05-2010, 10:32 AM
fire breathing...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-05-2010, 04:37 PM
moose of Vermont who...
TOOPM
18-05-2010, 06:41 PM
had just staggered home having been out on the piss with....
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-05-2010, 07:05 PM
Elvis who wasnt really dead, but was...
TOOPM
18-05-2010, 07:54 PM
temping as an impersonator of....
CarnageReeper
18-05-2010, 08:29 PM
James Bond's...
TOOPM
18-05-2010, 09:01 PM
cousin's aunt's pet...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-05-2010, 09:51 PM
1f7d
Belinda the magical talking turtle.
CarnageReeper
19-05-2010, 07:00 AM
Belinda then...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-05-2010, 07:17 AM
Sang her favourite song which was...
CarnageReeper
19-05-2010, 09:25 AM
'Who let the dogs out', Belinda was practicing for her concert in...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-05-2010, 04:31 PM
Battersea Dogs home as she was...
CarnageReeper
20-05-2010, 06:40 AM
the 100th dog to be...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-05-2010, 07:19 AM
Castrated using the new method of...
CarnageReeper
20-05-2010, 08:36 AM
'Castration via Chainsaw'. This was strange, as Belinda was a female, however...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-05-2010, 10:02 AM
she absolutely loved violence which was due to...
CarnageReeper
21-05-2010, 10:26 AM
her previous owners obbession with...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-05-2010, 10:40 AM
S&M and ...
CarnageReeper
21-05-2010, 10:41 AM
their replica version of the...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-05-2010, 10:42 AM
The Ketchup song which...
CarnageReeper
21-05-2010, 01:19 PM
was going to be Belindas opening number at the concert.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-05-2010, 01:33 PM
Problem with Belinda's plan was that...
CarnageReeper
21-05-2010, 01:37 PM
she had no bollocks, so she couldnt be castrated! This made Belinda...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-05-2010, 02:46 PM
Feel an outcast but allowed her to...
CarnageReeper
21-05-2010, 05:40 PM
run much faster, due to the lack of...
TOOPM
21-05-2010, 08:25 PM
wind resistance in her nether regions. Having fled the home, Belinda....
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
22-05-2010, 07:18 AM
spent her teenage years meditating at...
CarnageReeper
22-05-2010, 10:56 AM
the top of a..
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
22-05-2010, 12:35 PM
Ant hill filled with...
CT_Palace
22-05-2010, 01:41 PM
a secret supply of
CarnageReeper
22-05-2010, 05:01 PM
Vitamine C Mico Refinder Facial Wash.
TOOPM
22-05-2010, 08:09 PM
This is an acquired taste, but served grilled on a bed of...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
23-05-2010, 06:29 AM
Roses topped with Nutella hazelnut spread is...
TOOPM
23-05-2010, 06:39 PM
a vile and disgusting way to...
CarnageReeper
23-05-2010, 07:14 PM
seduce her pray, before..
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-05-2010, 06:19 AM
Biting their privates off with...
CarnageReeper
24-05-2010, 07:20 AM
her thrid mouth. The use of Belindas first and second mouth were...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-05-2010, 07:26 AM
Often occupied by...
CarnageReeper
24-05-2010, 07:27 AM
hairy bums, as Belinda was somehow attracted to them.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-05-2010, 07:56 AM
Obsessed with a hairy crack, Belinda would often...
CarnageReeper
24-05-2010, 12:38 PM
lure the big hairy cracks into her lair with her dulcet tones and...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-05-2010, 12:49 PM
sing a song from the soundtrack of...
CarnageReeper
24-05-2010, 02:28 PM
The Shaggy Dog 2. Belinda was recording the soundtrack in...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-05-2010, 04:41 PM
vermont as it is...
CarnageReeper
25-05-2010, 01:09 PM
1fb3
home of the fire breathing moose, she so desired to...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
25-05-2010, 04:36 PM
Have its mating cry on her soundtrack as...
CarnageReeper
26-05-2010, 07:28 AM
the sound of this fire breathing monsterous moose mating really made Belinda feel
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
26-05-2010, 07:43 AM
rather horny and in need of...
CarnageReeper
26-05-2010, 08:17 AM
a good old shag. Belinda hadnt had a good old shag since
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
26-05-2010, 08:32 AM
Lord Vader had given her a good seeing to.
CarnageReeper
27-05-2010, 08:56 PM
Belinda and the Lord Vader were the best of friends, Singing dog, and ruler of the Empire, until one day....
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
28-05-2010, 06:06 AM
Belinda was force-f***ed by the almighty...
CarnageReeper
28-05-2010, 09:43 PM
Bruce, formally know as Bruce Almighty.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
29-05-2010, 06:10 AM
Bruce Almighty had received this title when...
TOOPM
30-05-2010, 09:13 PM
he ran a strip club known as....
CarnageReeper
30-05-2010, 11:00 PM
'SLAGGGGGGGGGSSSS'. Which was home of Belinda, the magical talking turtles previous owner...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
31-05-2010, 06:43 AM
Dirty Den from Eastenders.
CarnageReeper
01-06-2010, 07:20 AM
Bruce was a nice pleasant man, but he had a passion for...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
01-06-2010, 07:57 AM
Picking his nose and storing his bogies in...
CarnageReeper
01-06-2010, 08:42 AM
his mums purse. His mum used this for...
TOOPM
01-06-2010, 08:47 PM
keeping her money in (obviously, it being a purse), but it also doubled as a....
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
02-06-2010, 06:10 AM
Bogey collector which she used for...
TOOPM
02-06-2010, 08:13 PM
collecting bogeys. In a completly unrelated incident, on the other side of the planet....
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
03-06-2010, 05:51 AM
Cheryl cole was performing at a gig for...
Big-Griff
03-06-2010, 05:54 AM
one legged gay sailors at the venue know as.......................
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
03-06-2010, 06:06 AM
Uno Lego. A popular haunt for...
TOOPM
03-06-2010, 08:55 PM
Danish mingers in need of a quick...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
03-06-2010, 08:59 PM
sh@g from one of the local...
CarnageReeper
04-06-2010, 08:38 AM
barmen, who had a history of shagging mingers.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
04-06-2010, 08:40 AM
This local myth originated from...
Big-Griff
04-06-2010, 06:46 PM
When a group of Australian Sailors...............
TOOPM
04-06-2010, 09:24 PM
got bored of dropping the soap and, mistaking one of the local women for a....
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
04-06-2010, 11:27 PM
Goat as goats are...
CarnageReeper
05-06-2010, 07:42 PM
highly acctracted to...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
05-06-2010, 08:22 PM
Ginger mingers who have...
Big-Griff
05-06-2010, 10:14 PM
a soap dodgeing fetish which makes them.................
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
05-06-2010, 10:25 PM
Smell Like old feet and stale...
TOOPM
06-06-2010, 08:31 PM
kebabs, such as you might find on the kitchen table if you have been...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
07-06-2010, 06:16 AM
Out with a Ginger minger all night.
TOOPM
08-06-2010, 07:32 PM
Of course, that's not as bad as....
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-06-2010, 07:53 PM
1b6e
Being a man u fan as...
TOOPM
08-06-2010, 08:22 PM
they could only ever dream about pulling a...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-06-2010, 08:30 PM
Ginger minger without cheating or flashing their cash.
CarnageReeper
08-06-2010, 10:29 PM
Belinda couldn't believe her luck, when she was taken to this....
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
09-06-2010, 06:08 AM
Rich businessman's penthouse to...
CarnageReeper
11-06-2010, 08:09 AM
be treated for her serious illness, which was....
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
11-06-2010, 08:15 AM
a severe case of herpes in...
TOOPM
11-06-2010, 06:45 PM
the right ear but, to her horror...
CarnageReeper
11-06-2010, 07:30 PM
the ear infection had affected her singing voice! This wasnt good as...
TOOPM
11-06-2010, 07:44 PM
she was due to top the bill at...
peagle
11-06-2010, 08:54 PM
the Summertimeball! Which was a bit weird since...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-06-2010, 07:24 AM
This was scheduled for winter every year.
CarnageReeper
16-06-2010, 09:26 AM
Belinda was a odd character however, and...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-06-2010, 05:01 PM
Wore summer outfits all year round including...
TOOPM
16-06-2010, 08:51 PM
a twelve piece swimsuit with matching...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
17-06-2010, 06:13 AM
Tassles of brightly coloured...
CarnageReeper
17-06-2010, 07:30 AM
marron, what a sight for sore eyes.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
17-06-2010, 08:27 AM
Belinda's dress sense wasnt the best, however it allowed her to...
TOOPM
19-06-2010, 08:37 PM
blend in whenever she visited...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-06-2010, 07:14 AM
Vermont as her dull clothes matched...
TOOPM
22-06-2010, 07:54 PM
the wallpaper favoured by the locals, who are commonly known as...
CT_Palace
23-06-2010, 12:00 AM
Vermonters or as one local would have it, Vermonsters. This particular local thinks he is...
Big-Griff
23-06-2010, 12:02 AM
The DON of Vermont,however.........
CT_Palace
23-06-2010, 12:49 AM
no matter how much he supports and promotes Vermont this can't be true because...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
23-06-2010, 06:15 AM
Vermont sucks!!
CT_Palace
23-06-2010, 12:24 PM
And never a truer word said, but this didn't stop...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
23-06-2010, 03:21 PM
The vermontster from promoting the State of Vermont as...
CT_Palace
23-06-2010, 04:55 PM
something special, poor misgiuded vermonster that his is, but everyone knew...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
23-06-2010, 04:56 PM
that Vermont Sucks!
CT_Palace
23-06-2010, 05:24 PM
Meanwhile Belinda was...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
23-06-2010, 05:45 PM
feeling rather ravenous and fancied and nice...
CT_Palace
23-06-2010, 06:58 PM
big fat...
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