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and a good morning to you
Maidstoned Eagle
03-12-2003, 10:27 AM
a very good morrow to you sire.
FourtyTwo
03-12-2003, 10:49 AM
hello all :hi:
Maidstoned Eagle
03-12-2003, 10:50 AM
and?
Wedgy
03-12-2003, 01:28 PM
at Fourty Three? :o
biggus mickus
03-12-2003, 03:11 PM
WOR Wedgy.:hi:
Fourt Two is letting me down
biggus mickus
03-12-2003, 03:38 PM
Life is like that. LOL
You sorted that Greyhound dough out yet Col?
1f51
cash will wing it's way as soon as Glaziers confirms to me init. Lotta money on one cheque.
Our fortune awaits
biggus mickus
03-12-2003, 04:00 PM
So you having a share CK ?
Yeah prob. rude not to init
Maidstoned Eagle
03-12-2003, 04:38 PM
Woof!
mrgins
04-12-2003, 12:06 AM
The larch....the larch
Teaser
04-12-2003, 08:33 AM
:hi:
Greyhounds have BIG teeth don't they!!
mrgins
04-12-2003, 11:48 PM
Do fish pee alot?
FourtyTwo
05-12-2003, 03:08 PM
why did I let you down CK?
'cause I missed you and I get lonely
FourtyTwo
05-12-2003, 03:24 PM
lol
ok
oh boll*x - u got me in here again!
mrgins
05-12-2003, 10:58 PM
let it be known to all and sundry that I hereby replied:p
Maidstoned Eagle
06-12-2003, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by mrgins
Do fish pee alot?
Yes and that one of the reasons you should never drink water. The other reason is that fishes f*ck in it!
FourtyTwo
06-12-2003, 12:03 PM
Look whos back!
biggus mickus
06-12-2003, 01:15 PM
Black coffee and bed
mrgins
06-12-2003, 02:05 PM
do fishes f-ck?
Maidstoned Eagle
06-12-2003, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by mrgins
do fishes f-ck?
Well, they're not asexual are they.
mrgins
06-12-2003, 09:37 PM
does that mean they're nymphos?
I don't care whose they are!
mrgins
06-12-2003, 11:33 PM
you'd screw anything CK:D
Maidstoned Eagle
07-12-2003, 10:04 AM
The problem is that nothing will screw him.
biggus mickus
07-12-2003, 12:30 PM
Kippers make me belch.
Maidstoned Eagle
07-12-2003, 12:36 PM
Makes your breath stink too!
biggus mickus
07-12-2003, 12:39 PM
OK, I wont kiss you today.
Maidstoned Eagle
07-12-2003, 12:41 PM
Good, you're too old for me.
biggus mickus
07-12-2003, 12:53 PM
You git. LOL. You never said that, when we put our dicks in Mark Holmes earholes.
biggus mickus
07-12-2003, 12:54 PM
Got to get that picture Pete, got to.:p
Maidstoned Eagle
07-12-2003, 12:57 PM
I'll get a copy and send it to you. Scanners fecked up at the moment.
biggus mickus
07-12-2003, 01:00 PM
Put it on the board.
mrgins
08-12-2003, 12:02 AM
Puhlease gentlemen, spare us:eek:
biggus mickus
08-12-2003, 09:58 AM
Post it Pete. Double dare you.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
biggus mickus
08-12-2003, 10:49 AM
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
biggus mickus
08-12-2003, 10:52 AM
Yes, mine.:angel:
1f5a
biggus mickus
08-12-2003, 11:01 AM
WOR jaffa nuts.
Jaffa there as well then?
FourtyTwo
08-12-2003, 12:19 PM
this sounds like a picture I dont want to see!
could well be right there m'laddo
FourtyTwo
08-12-2003, 12:59 PM
indeed!
please don't post it!
biggus mickus
08-12-2003, 02:49 PM
Scan it, and post it, I say!
biggus mickus
08-12-2003, 02:50 PM
The last Chicken, hanging in the butchers shop window look.:angel:
more like a rabbit I heard
biggus mickus
08-12-2003, 02:52 PM
I pluck mine. Cant pluck a rabbit. Can you?
biggus mickus
08-12-2003, 02:57 PM
pluck.:angel:
Sorry Iam 'ard of 'earing. I 'ave a cold.
Maidstoned Eagle
08-12-2003, 04:17 PM
Mick, your bollock looks like a large red gobstopper!
BaldEagle96
08-12-2003, 05:38 PM
First hand knowledge there??
Maidstoned Eagle
08-12-2003, 06:03 PM
Yep, I've got pictures too
mrgins
09-12-2003, 02:03 AM
please keep them to yourself:eek:
oh no not the pictures again???
BaldEagle96
09-12-2003, 11:12 AM
Show them - I dare you!
please don't dare him. Pleeeease
Maidstoned Eagle
09-12-2003, 01:13 PM
My scanner is playing up, but I may have to send the prints to Chocky and he'll sort them out.
BaldEagle96
09-12-2003, 01:31 PM
Oh er missus
FourtyTwo
09-12-2003, 02:22 PM
this doesnt sound good.
it might actualy happen
BaldEagle96
09-12-2003, 02:50 PM
God, I hope not!
Is he logged on. GOD can u help?
biggus mickus
09-12-2003, 07:26 PM
I want my bollox, on the BBS.
Ainsworth
09-12-2003, 07:45 PM
But does the BBS want your Bollox?
biggus mickus
09-12-2003, 08:06 PM
Might as well, its the same as our team is playing.:veryangry
Ainsworth
09-12-2003, 09:24 PM
with great reserve i state
Biggus Mickus lets get your Bollox on the BBS
mrgins
10-12-2003, 12:13 AM
Promise me you'll give me a two minute warning before the dastardly deed is did:eek:
FourtyTwo
10-12-2003, 02:36 PM
or at least name the thread so we know not to look!
more like the 4 minute warning. Aren't the mod's always warning against posting things that are offensive???
FourtyTwo
10-12-2003, 02:45 PM
I believe so, yeah.
good afternoon sir!
FourtyTwo
10-12-2003, 03:18 PM
thankyou
was boring lectures that dragged me away!
got one of them from the wife last night...that'll be this morning actually
FourtyTwo
10-12-2003, 03:30 PM
tut tut ck
1fb2
not quite what she said but close:eek:
FourtyTwo
10-12-2003, 03:33 PM
well, no doubt you've learnt your lesson and wont do whatever it is you did again! lmao
well I'm out on it again tonight.
FourtyTwo
10-12-2003, 03:36 PM
a lesson well learnt there me thinks!
if she's gonna nag - keep out the way!
FourtyTwo
10-12-2003, 03:40 PM
if ya say so
anyways, I'm off now - got work 2 do 4 2moro!
what fun!
laters :hi:
mrgins
10-12-2003, 10:44 PM
TA RA RA BOOM DEE AY
I NEED A HOLIDAY
Ainsworth
10-12-2003, 10:46 PM
Have one then
mrgins
10-12-2003, 11:02 PM
No time, too busy
Ainsworth
10-12-2003, 11:04 PM
You can always make time:hi:
mrgins
10-12-2003, 11:05 PM
Too busy making money
Ainsworth
10-12-2003, 11:31 PM
Good call with crimbo coming up and all !!
mrgins
10-12-2003, 11:33 PM
yep, got to make money for my honey to buy me a gift:rolleyes:
Maidstoned Eagle
11-12-2003, 01:49 PM
Piccies winging their way to Biggus as we speak, our bollox will be appearing here very soon!!
FourtyTwo
11-12-2003, 04:55 PM
sounds, erm, delightful :s
mrgins
12-12-2003, 02:24 AM
christmas balls or santa's sack?
Maidstoned Eagle
12-12-2003, 12:55 PM
Well Biggus's is bright red!
mrgins
12-12-2003, 11:12 PM
ok, how much do you want to not post them?
Maidstoned Eagle
13-12-2003, 09:29 AM
What are you prepared to offer?
mrgins
13-12-2003, 11:00 PM
if you post yours, I'll post mine and then you'll be jealous
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 11:11 AM
I wouldn't.
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 10:48 PM
whats the matter pop's?
If anythings popped please don't show 'em.
mrgins
14-12-2003, 10:52 PM
seconded
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 10:53 PM
Biggus's looked ready to pop.
mrgins
14-12-2003, 10:54 PM
INFORMATION OVERLOAD:eek:
He's easily pleased isn't he?
mrgins
14-12-2003, 10:55 PM
yeah, but you can't take him out in public
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 10:55 PM
He takes them out in public.
mrgins
14-12-2003, 10:56 PM
do you help him?
Doesn't need more than 2 hands.
mrgins
14-12-2003, 10:58 PM
I would have said a pair of tweezers
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 11:01 PM
For whom?
mrgins
16-12-2003, 02:19 AM
for youm ME:D
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 09:30 AM
Tweezers would be far too big for me.
biggus mickus
16-12-2003, 11:36 AM
Light switches.
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 11:40 AM
Plastic ones?
biggus mickus
16-12-2003, 12:01 PM
Yes, ••••••• things.
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 12:10 PM
1f8d
You need a B&Q mate
biggus mickus
16-12-2003, 12:14 PM
I dont want to buy any, I want to destroy them. I think all houses/offices, should have auto switches. Walk in, light comes on.
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 12:18 PM
You getting that lazy?
charltonhater
17-12-2003, 07:46 PM
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mainstandeagle
17-12-2003, 08:11 PM
Yes, my avatar is a picture of the holmesdale yet the name is mainstandeagle, what an idiot I am. :p
charltonhater
17-12-2003, 08:26 PM
Twit! Go to the insult thread and insult yourself!
mrgins
17-12-2003, 11:31 PM
Is it essential that I reply?
mainstandeagle
18-12-2003, 11:26 AM
However not many take notice as you can see by the views and replies ratio. :sob:
mainstandeagle
18-12-2003, 11:58 AM
Good for you
ginger eagle
18-12-2003, 12:03 PM
<----------- my new avatar
ginger eagle
18-12-2003, 12:04 PM
it happens to all of us
ginger eagle
18-12-2003, 12:20 PM
defintely
Teaser
18-12-2003, 12:21 PM
:hi:
We have Cassandra for a girl but no boys names yet! I wish we had ask the sex now
Teaser
18-12-2003, 12:29 PM
I thought you didn't want to know ??
We didn't but it would make choosing a name 50% easyier :D
Teaser
18-12-2003, 12:32 PM
I still don't know and they have told us it is a boy
But I am going to wait and see as my friend was told the same thing and painted everything blue and had a girl... :D
she could have just added red stripes
FourtyTwo
18-12-2003, 12:37 PM
good call GOD!
Teaser
18-12-2003, 12:37 PM
She and her other half are MILSCUM
sorry I mis-read, I thought you said they were friends
FourtyTwo
18-12-2003, 12:45 PM
another good call!
you're full of 'em today!
I'm full of something, ...so they say :(
BaldEagle96
18-12-2003, 12:47 PM
Are you in a "creeping" mode today 42???
FourtyTwo
18-12-2003, 12:47 PM
no, merely saying it how I see it!
started reading HHG again!
Oh blimey. cue more random ref's to towels and things:p
I'll have you know I have a fine head of hair.
FourtyTwo
18-12-2003, 12:51 PM
well, so far the world has been blown up, and zaphod has stolen the heart of gold!
and I know where my towel is!
sorry CK I didn't mean you :(
First towel ref then. Grey hair and very very fine.
FourtyTwo
18-12-2003, 12:56 PM
only cos u mentioned it!
do you know where your towel is?
Not my time of the month mate.
FourtyTwo
18-12-2003, 12:57 PM
1f99
lol
fair enuff!
Maidstoned Eagle
18-12-2003, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by Teaser
I still don't know and they have told us it is a boy
I think it should be Peter Michael Colin (Insert Surname here)
ROFL
by the way that's COLLIN not colin blame me Irish heritage eh!
Maidstoned Eagle
19-12-2003, 12:44 PM
Peter Michael Collins
It's the Michael Collins bit I'm named after believe it or not.
Maidstoned Eagle
19-12-2003, 12:47 PM
FREEDOM!!!! Bang!
FourtyTwo
19-12-2003, 12:47 PM
I'm named after Oliver's Army by Elvis Costello!
Maidstoned Eagle
19-12-2003, 12:48 PM
Thats a funny name, Army.
FourtyTwo
19-12-2003, 12:50 PM
Indeed.
would be a better one than Oliver though - hate it.
Better than what I'd have been called if I'd been a girl though - NAOMI!!!!!
Maidstoned Eagle
19-12-2003, 12:50 PM
I wish you'd been a girl then.
Does that mean his initials are OABEC?
FourtyTwo
19-12-2003, 12:52 PM
cheers Maidstoned!
Maidstoned Eagle
19-12-2003, 01:10 PM
No problem Naomi
FourtyTwo
19-12-2003, 01:11 PM
watch it sunshine!
Maidstoned Eagle
19-12-2003, 01:12 PM
Time of the month Naomi?
" and so Stella can wait " got a bit busy. sod it
Maidstoned Eagle
19-12-2003, 01:13 PM
LOL!
FourtyTwo
19-12-2003, 04:09 PM
I'm baaaaaaaaaack!
monkey
19-12-2003, 04:15 PM
Arnie???
FourtyTwo
19-12-2003, 05:20 PM
no, Oli!
pauldrulez
19-12-2003, 07:13 PM
Hello
mrgins
19-12-2003, 09:25 PM
hallooooooooooooo
Maidstoned Eagle
20-12-2003, 12:32 PM
Did anyone hear that?
Gerry from Sussex
21-12-2003, 05:08 PM
I didn't hear a thing
mrgins
21-12-2003, 05:30 PM
me neither
Shipp Ahoy!
22-12-2003, 12:48 AM
Ditto
biggus mickus
22-12-2003, 11:36 AM
It was me.
I wouldn't admit to aything around here.
Maidstoned Eagle
22-12-2003, 05:35 PM
Whats that smell? Who farted!?
FourtyTwo
22-12-2003, 05:36 PM
not me!
Maidstoned Eagle
22-12-2003, 05:36 PM
Its eggy
mrgins
22-12-2003, 10:10 PM
then it must have been me:p
No! he means we have a new member called eggy.
FourtyTwo
23-12-2003, 10:20 AM
Does he want in Bilge Idol too?
Not with his personal problems
E.X Moontoad
23-12-2003, 10:27 PM
Phew Christmas shopping all done!
mainstandeagle
24-12-2003, 11:53 AM
I've just about finished mine :p
Naw!.... Leave it till the pub's closed.
Ainsworth
24-12-2003, 01:26 PM
Wish i was in a pub!!
E.X Moontoad
24-12-2003, 02:32 PM
2029
I should have been in a pub, but everyone had sodded off home by the time I arrived.
Perhaps they're trying to tell me something:sob:
Ainsworth
25-12-2003, 12:38 AM
Still wish i ws in a pub
mrgins
25-12-2003, 01:09 AM
We wish you were in a pub too:D
Maidstoned Eagle
25-12-2003, 06:27 PM
I was in a wine bar yesterday, but it was ok coz they sold Stella as well.
mrgins
25-12-2003, 09:20 PM
did you whine till they gave you a beer?
Maidstoned Eagle
26-12-2003, 07:16 PM
No, but I did crack the Essex girls favourite wine gag.;)
BaldEagle96
26-12-2003, 08:35 PM
Flora?
What is the difference between an Essex girl and a bowling ball?
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball
BaldEagle96
26-12-2003, 08:41 PM
LOL
BaldEagle96
26-12-2003, 08:46 PM
I will have to take your word for it then!
What's a Essex girl's idea of safe sex?
Locking the car door
Maidstoned Eagle
27-12-2003, 09:26 AM
What does an Essex Girl say after sex?
Do you all play for the same Rugby team?
BaldEagle96
27-12-2003, 09:27 AM
Talking about roasting..................
Maidstoned Eagle
27-12-2003, 09:46 AM
who was?
BaldEagle96
27-12-2003, 09:47 AM
Someone was!
Maidstoned Eagle
27-12-2003, 09:52 AM
where?
mrgins
27-12-2003, 01:09 PM
behind you
BaldEagle96
27-12-2003, 07:21 PM
:D
Ainsworth
27-12-2003, 11:54 PM
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
mrgins
28-12-2003, 03:35 AM
:lux: :lux: :lux: :lux: :lux:
Ainsworth
28-12-2003, 09:24 AM
:sob: :confused: :hmph: :angel: :hi: :lux: :S: :S:
Teaser
28-12-2003, 09:57 AM
:hi:
Goldberg Basher
28-12-2003, 11:21 AM
come on kick-off.
Maidstoned Eagle
28-12-2003, 11:26 AM
Pervert
Goldberg Basher
28-12-2003, 11:27 AM
Que?
Maidstoned Eagle
28-12-2003, 05:05 PM
Que pasa?
mrgins
28-12-2003, 07:03 PM
Qu'est ce que c'est que ca?
Wedgy
29-12-2003, 10:16 AM
indeed
biggus mickus
29-12-2003, 12:57 PM
Big pink Bollox
BaldEagle96
29-12-2003, 12:58 PM
Good kicking needed!
monkey
29-12-2003, 12:59 PM
Iain Dowie fell down the stairs with his hands In his pockets!!!
BaldEagle96
29-12-2003, 12:59 PM
He would still come up smelling of roses though!! :p
biggus mickus
29-12-2003, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by BaldEagle96
Good kicking needed!
More than needed.:D
It does worry me though, they are very pink.
monkey
29-12-2003, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by BaldEagle96
He would still come up smelling of roses though!! :p
he's as ugly as •••• but he's taking us up:p
Shipp Ahoy!
30-12-2003, 12:37 AM
Who What Where Why When?
mrgins
30-12-2003, 01:43 AM
don't you want to know "how"? :D
610026
30-12-2003, 08:02 AM
oh go on then I'll say something....
I'm sat at my desk at work, Christmas is over and New Year is Pending (as is most of my work) but at least it's not my phone bill paying for this drivel!
:S:
929
Ain't drivel it's BILGE init.
Teaser
30-12-2003, 09:45 AM
:hi:
Maidstoned Eagle
30-12-2003, 10:56 AM
Why come on here, then moan about being on here?
Originally posted by Maidstoned Eagle
Why come on here, then moan about being on here?
Bit like Selhurst Park init:p :sob:
Maidstoned Eagle
30-12-2003, 11:47 AM
Not for me
Go there 'appy, come back pissed so it don't hurt no more. I hate games where I have to drive. No I don't mean golf Pete.
Maidstoned Eagle
30-12-2003, 11:50 AM
I have to drive to every game. No one I go with lives near Margate.
Sobriety and Selhurst begin with the same letter, but that's where the connection should end.
Maidstoned Eagle
30-12-2003, 12:13 PM
Pubs
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