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Wedgy
13-05-2003, 08:32 PM
and beer?
Ruskin Old Boy
13-05-2003, 08:51 PM
gottle of geer?
Wedgy
13-05-2003, 08:53 PM
IT'S A PUPPET!!!!! :D
Ruskin Old Boy
13-05-2003, 09:15 PM
gotta hand it to you
Wedgy
13-05-2003, 09:16 PM
glad its not the finger :D
Ruskin Old Boy
14-05-2003, 04:18 AM
read your palm mister?
Lenny
14-05-2003, 05:23 AM
Quiet start to the BBS today
Wedgy
14-05-2003, 06:29 AM
All depends on your point of view - just got in ... only 10mins late :)
Ruskin Old Boy
14-05-2003, 07:18 AM
1f80
this thread is getting to be a BBS weblog - is it time for another coffee and ciggie?
Ruskin Old Boy
14-05-2003, 08:13 AM
just back from my second :p
Wedgy
14-05-2003, 08:14 AM
just had my ciggie :p
second coffee of the day and I'm ready to count!
Ruskin Old Boy
14-05-2003, 08:37 AM
counting figures here - well, trying to - time for another ciggie :o
just give me coffee and TV!
Wedgy
14-05-2003, 08:56 AM
Venti Latte to start the morning :love:
Ruskin Old Boy
14-05-2003, 09:00 AM
something to wind me up always helps :o
Wedgy
14-05-2003, 09:02 AM
you do have a big key??? :)
no he has a combination code on his arse! :eek:
Ruskin Old Boy
14-05-2003, 10:18 AM
safe as houses :D
Ruskin Old Boy
14-05-2003, 10:28 AM
"get your Babylonian scrolls here" - sign outside Baghdad pizzeria
I'm thinking of starting a Internet Cafe in Bagdad what do you think?
Ruskin Old Boy
14-05-2003, 02:00 PM
sorry God, Allah got there first (or was it Dick Cheney?)
Wedgy
14-05-2003, 02:06 PM
Dick who? ;)
Ruskin Old Boy
14-05-2003, 02:13 PM
Dick, Dock, Dick, Dock - time to wake up :)
BaldEagle96
14-05-2003, 05:48 PM
Have you ever woken up to the sound of a great big cock outside your window? Sorry that should of course have said cockerel ;)
Ruskin Old Boy
14-05-2003, 06:24 PM
with triple glazing you wouldn't hear a thing
Wedgy
15-05-2003, 06:56 AM
or if you live in Croydon :(
Ruskin Old Boy
15-05-2003, 07:38 AM
living in Croydon can have many benefits
you are near Allders for one thing
Ruskin Old Boy
15-05-2003, 09:11 AM
and Selhurst park
are you sure that's a benefit? ;)
Wedgy
15-05-2003, 11:53 AM
Would prefer the countryside :p
Wedgy
15-05-2003, 12:04 PM
what about moles?
Latvian
15-05-2003, 12:04 PM
Bugger - viewed it by mistake
Wedgy
15-05-2003, 01:33 PM
now look what you have done!!!!! :D
Lenny
15-05-2003, 04:49 PM
Very very naughty
Ruskin Old Boy
15-05-2003, 05:36 PM
very very very naughty
Wedgy
15-05-2003, 06:38 PM
very very very very naughty
mrdance88
15-05-2003, 08:22 PM
very very very very very naughté
Ruskin Old Boy
15-05-2003, 08:45 PM
naughty nighties a thing of the past
Wedgy
15-05-2003, 09:32 PM
nighties?
Ruskin Old Boy
16-05-2003, 07:39 AM
nineties
Wedgy
16-05-2003, 07:58 AM
80's
Wedgy
16-05-2003, 09:15 AM
1f5e
Lets Dance :lux:
Regal Eagle
16-05-2003, 10:25 AM
Totally eclipsed by break-dancing
Wedgy
16-05-2003, 10:54 AM
Popping something else will do :o
Wedgy
16-05-2003, 12:20 PM
:o
why oh why do I keep viewing this thread?
Lenny
16-05-2003, 01:47 PM
bounce
Wedgy
16-05-2003, 02:07 PM
:lux:
I really am glutten for punishment :sob:
Ruskin Old Boy
16-05-2003, 03:50 PM
oink oink
Ruskin Old Boy
16-05-2003, 04:04 PM
the wheels on the bus go round and round
Wedgy
16-05-2003, 05:18 PM
round and round
Lenny
16-05-2003, 05:20 PM
the wheels on the bus go round and round...
Latvian
16-05-2003, 05:51 PM
and this is what he said:
Ruskin Old Boy
16-05-2003, 06:37 PM
the wheels on the bus go round and round...
BaldEagle96
17-05-2003, 05:36 AM
My god - have you all gone mad!!!!
charltonhater
17-05-2003, 10:33 AM
GOD god?
Lenny
17-05-2003, 11:58 AM
same thing innit?
BaldEagle96
17-05-2003, 12:27 PM
indeed
Lenny
17-05-2003, 12:31 PM
If my post on Francis just now fools one person, it will all be worth it :o
Ruskin Old Boy
17-05-2003, 12:34 PM
Francis or Frances?
Lenny
17-05-2003, 12:35 PM
Assissi?
CPFC Gangster
17-05-2003, 12:36 PM
:bash: :eek:
BaldEagle96
17-05-2003, 12:40 PM
http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/grinser/grinning-smiley-036.gif
Lenny
17-05-2003, 12:42 PM
lol! :)
BaldEagle96
17-05-2003, 12:46 PM
But who's it aimed at then? ;)
Ruskin Old Boy
18-05-2003, 01:01 AM
anyone who counts to a million
BaldEagle96
18-05-2003, 08:54 AM
How can you say that RoB!
Ruskin Old Boy
18-05-2003, 12:11 PM
glad all over :)
BaldEagle96
18-05-2003, 03:15 PM
:lux: :lux:
Ruskin Old Boy
18-05-2003, 03:33 PM
who let the doooooog out
Lenny
18-05-2003, 05:48 PM
speechless
Wedgy
18-05-2003, 06:31 PM
haa haa haa
Ruskin Old Boy
18-05-2003, 06:37 PM
laughing policemen
Louis
18-05-2003, 06:40 PM
utter bilge
BaldEagle96
18-05-2003, 07:37 PM
Chit Chat Gold!!!!
Ruskin Old Boy
18-05-2003, 07:40 PM
unadulterated nonsense :p
Wedgy
18-05-2003, 07:51 PM
gold - Ballet
1f74
Ruskin Old Boy
18-05-2003, 08:20 PM
pigs go first class on this thread - with a stipend
Wedgy
19-05-2003, 06:36 AM
what a lot of bacon :eek:
Ruskin Old Boy
19-05-2003, 07:25 AM
hamming it up for Palace
Wedgy
19-05-2003, 07:50 AM
How was the Players dinner?
I don't know as I wasn't there, better ask Ruskin ;)
Ruskin Old Boy
19-05-2003, 08:46 AM
It's all here chaps http://forums.cpfc.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=36910
Wedgy
19-05-2003, 09:25 AM
Great read :D
...and they all lived happily ever after
Wedgy
19-05-2003, 09:27 AM
did they really?
Ruskin Old Boy
19-05-2003, 09:56 AM
anyone for turning the page?
Ruskin Old Boy
19-05-2003, 10:39 AM
we'll put a new cover on it too :)
good thinking, what about some nice gold lettering
charltonhater
19-05-2003, 12:32 PM
0.206% reply rate now
are you sure? sounds a bit low
Wedgy
19-05-2003, 04:07 PM
not as low as 13% last month :(
getting better all the time as Mr McCartney would say
Ruskin Old Boy
19-05-2003, 04:34 PM
hello goodbye :hi:
Louis
19-05-2003, 05:15 PM
Looking forward to a good night's :S:
ginger eagle
19-05-2003, 05:44 PM
me tioo
Louis
19-05-2003, 06:10 PM
:p
palace & proud
19-05-2003, 06:11 PM
Me too need my :S:
Ruskin Old Boy
19-05-2003, 08:37 PM
do angels dance on pin heads?
mrdance88
19-05-2003, 09:57 PM
cherubims innit
Wedgy
20-05-2003, 06:34 AM
isn't it?
Ruskin Old Boy
20-05-2003, 07:18 AM
need a new pc
Wedgy
20-05-2003, 07:19 AM
so do I - makes a noise like a taxi :(
Ruskin Old Boy
20-05-2003, 07:23 AM
could be worse - might sound like a hair drier
in the immortal words of Morrissey "why do I come here?"
Ruskin Old Boy
20-05-2003, 09:10 AM
if you don't know God, do you think the devils will? :D
Lenny
20-05-2003, 09:21 AM
better the devil you know an all that :o
I don't see the devil as much as I used to, must give him a ring!
Ruskin Old Boy
20-05-2003, 10:16 AM
didn't he go ex-directory?
trying too avoid me again! doesn't he know i'm all seeing?
Ruskin Old Boy
20-05-2003, 10:38 AM
"he's the devil in disguise"
Ruskin Old Boy
20-05-2003, 11:48 AM
the oldies ain't so bad.... now where is that Xenophon 45 I had
Ruskin Old Boy
20-05-2003, 01:43 PM
God takes the bus to West Norwood?
1faf
Ruskin Old Boy
20-05-2003, 04:16 PM
and I have my feet to take me to Thameslink - bye all :hi:
:hi: remember the word on the street - "look left"
Ruskin Old Boy
20-05-2003, 05:45 PM
and quick march
Wedgy
21-05-2003, 07:12 AM
eyes ... left
Lenny
21-05-2003, 07:13 AM
...for a full house?
Wedgy
21-05-2003, 07:18 AM
or 4 in a row
Connect 4 is a great game!
Wedgy
21-05-2003, 09:13 AM
better as strip connect 4 :o
Sweetpea!
21-05-2003, 09:21 AM
Wedgy has got the last reply on about 10 threads in the last 10 mins!
he is a busy boy, or not as the case may be!
kettle
21-05-2003, 09:45 AM
this is a very long thread isnt it!:lux:
BUNGLE
21-05-2003, 09:48 AM
and pretty darn silly.:moo:
BUNGLE
21-05-2003, 10:06 AM
How do you make Burger sauce?
I don't know, how do you make Burger sauce?
BUNGLE
21-05-2003, 10:09 AM
I think it's Ketchup and mayonaise but I'm not sure.
I thought you were telling a joke! - Yes it could be Ketchup and mayonaise.
BUNGLE
21-05-2003, 10:11 AM
:D so how do you make Ketchup then?
why the fascination with condiment manufacturing?
BUNGLE
21-05-2003, 10:14 AM
I have 4 burgers awaiting 4 burger buns and hopefully some sauce.
Can I use Salad Cream instead of Mayonaise?
I'm not sure, it might curdle!
Mini Cheddar
21-05-2003, 11:04 AM
Nah - salad cream is the work of the good Lord (no offence intended God) ...so long as its Heinz mind ....... :)
but you can't mix it with ketchup!
Mini Cheddar
21-05-2003, 11:12 AM
Since when ?
Wedgy
21-05-2003, 12:33 PM
pardon? :D
charltonhater
21-05-2003, 01:06 PM
cheese cheese cheese cheese
BUNGLE
21-05-2003, 01:11 PM
Don't panic, I had brown sauce in the end.
Kenny Ransom
21-05-2003, 01:12 PM
CAMP
it's a chicory kinda coffee liquid thing :confused:
BUNGLE
21-05-2003, 01:15 PM
ABSOLUTE POPPYCOCK
BUNGLE
21-05-2003, 01:16 PM
Good question, I'll just check
BUNGLE
21-05-2003, 01:16 PM
HP
charltonhater
21-05-2003, 01:27 PM
Strawberry Sauce
ginger eagle
21-05-2003, 02:16 PM
HP ...not ..Ketchup?
1fae
Heinz Ketchup :lux:
Ketchup you get in dodgy cafes :sob:
ginger eagle
21-05-2003, 03:15 PM
oh well.Heinz Ketchup advert ain't too bad
Wedgy
21-05-2003, 03:52 PM
frentzen
ginger eagle
21-05-2003, 03:56 PM
who does he drive for now?
ginger eagle
21-05-2003, 04:03 PM
dodgy driver then
better than being a dodgy diver!
ginger eagle
21-05-2003, 04:21 PM
i've seen dodgy drivers around Luton
Mini Cheddar
21-05-2003, 04:55 PM
Good casino at Luton :)
Wedgy
21-05-2003, 05:10 PM
Luton airport .... la la la, luton airport ... la la la
ginger eagle
21-05-2003, 05:12 PM
Krikey mini cheddar,...you been?
Mini Cheddar
21-05-2003, 05:27 PM
Of course - I'm a member :o
Wedgy
22-05-2003, 06:45 AM
I'm a member of a exclusive club too :o
Mini Cheddar
22-05-2003, 07:53 AM
Have you been to the Grosvenor Casino in Luton then ? ;)
Wedgy
22-05-2003, 08:26 AM
no, but this club is far more important - the SMS :p
charltonhater
22-05-2003, 10:01 AM
closing in on 1000 posts, official chit chat gold status
Mini Cheddar
22-05-2003, 10:09 AM
ooo charlton - you'll be fluffy soon :)
charltonhater
22-05-2003, 10:17 AM
and then you will be stuffy soon mini
Wedgy
22-05-2003, 10:24 AM
where is my tea?
charltonhater
22-05-2003, 10:25 AM
in india. be patient
Wedgy
22-05-2003, 01:46 PM
ship it over :p
ginger eagle
22-05-2003, 03:52 PM
going to raid the jammie dodgers
Lenny
22-05-2003, 05:58 PM
i like the ones with cream in the middle
ginger eagle
22-05-2003, 06:20 PM
my day has just gone from good to bad in a space of 5 seconds :( :( :(
Mini Cheddar
23-05-2003, 06:28 AM
We are on holiday this afternoon :)
Wedgy
23-05-2003, 06:45 AM
Happy holidays :o
BaldEagle96
23-05-2003, 07:30 AM
I am on holiday until Wednesday :lux:
Mini Cheddar
23-05-2003, 07:48 AM
Me too :love:
Lenny
23-05-2003, 07:49 AM
I'm free till Tuesday :lux:
Mini Cheddar
23-05-2003, 07:50 AM
When does your new price list come out then?:D
BaldEagle96
23-05-2003, 07:59 AM
But you never pay the going rate - always after a discount!!!
Mini Cheddar
23-05-2003, 08:01 AM
Too true - thats the way to stay rich:D
BaldEagle96
23-05-2003, 08:03 AM
Yeah - but you got to get rich first!! It's okay for all you women who can find nice "sugar daddys"!!! ;)
Originally posted by Mini Cheddar
When does your new price list come out then?:D
:D
Even free - Lenny is over priced ;)
Wedgy
23-05-2003, 08:55 AM
Next birthday looms ever closer :(
BaldEagle96
23-05-2003, 12:55 PM
I remember being 30 all those years ago :sob: :sob: :sob:
Wedgy
23-05-2003, 07:17 PM
where's his cap?
Ruskin Old Boy
24-05-2003, 07:54 PM
if the cap fits why not wear it
Wedgy
25-05-2003, 08:16 AM
only if I like the colour ;)
Ruskin Old Boy
25-05-2003, 01:17 PM
hats with numbers on help ... paint them by number
Wedgy
25-05-2003, 01:28 PM
how can I fit 11696 on a cap? ;)
Ruskin Old Boy
25-05-2003, 05:54 PM
try 1066 - eye eye ;)
Wedgy
25-05-2003, 05:57 PM
Straight as an arrow ;)
Ruskin Old Boy
25-05-2003, 09:08 PM
after winning away at Stamford Bridge
Wedgy
25-05-2003, 11:17 PM
with lots of smoke?
charltonhater
26-05-2003, 10:19 AM
look look look
Ruskin Old Boy
26-05-2003, 10:45 AM
fun fun fun sang the Beach Boys
Lenny
26-05-2003, 01:47 PM
I can feel the good vibrations
Ruskin Old Boy
26-05-2003, 02:10 PM
is SK a hero or villain?
Lenny
26-05-2003, 02:13 PM
Wouldn't it be nice if he was a hero ;)
Ruskin Old Boy
26-05-2003, 02:19 PM
God only knows the answer to that
Lenny
26-05-2003, 02:21 PM
He does have all summer long to sort the players out
Mini Cheddar
26-05-2003, 02:39 PM
He's going to need it :(
Lenny
26-05-2003, 02:46 PM
Hey! That's not a Beach Boys song!! ;)
Mini Cheddar
26-05-2003, 02:53 PM
oops - too busy dreaming of surfing in the USA (lame I know but im not that up on the beach boys) ;)
Lenny
26-05-2003, 02:54 PM
lol - that was lame :)
Mini Cheddar
26-05-2003, 02:57 PM
well at least i tried - you just Get Around ....
(its getting worse) ;)
Lenny
26-05-2003, 03:02 PM
Please don't Do it again!!
Mini Cheddar
26-05-2003, 03:11 PM
Its alright for you Leonardo - Everyone's In Love With You :o
Lenny
26-05-2003, 03:14 PM
You're so good to me :love:
Mini Cheddar
26-05-2003, 03:16 PM
God Only Knows why :o
Lenny
26-05-2003, 03:17 PM
Ruskie just used that one you copycat!!
Don't worry baby, you'll get the hang of it soon ;)
Mini Cheddar
26-05-2003, 03:19 PM
Bugger !!! Help Me Rhonda (thats my new pet name for you by the way) :o
Lenny
26-05-2003, 03:20 PM
Don't you dare Wendy (your new name :o )
Mini Cheddar
26-05-2003, 03:23 PM
Will you make me a cup of Kokomo at bedtime ? :D
Lenny
26-05-2003, 04:03 PM
Only if you put a teaspoon of Wild Honey in it :)
Mini Cheddar
26-05-2003, 04:39 PM
So long as you promise to Make It Big :o
Lenny
26-05-2003, 04:45 PM
If anyone needs me, I'll be In my room :)
Mini Cheddar
26-05-2003, 04:47 PM
Listening to your Magic Transistor Radio perchance ?
Lenny
26-05-2003, 04:48 PM
Mini Cheddar, She knows me too well! :love:
Mini Cheddar
26-05-2003, 04:50 PM
Meet Me In My Dreams Tonight and we'll see :o
Lenny
26-05-2003, 04:54 PM
Ok, but Don't back down
Mini Cheddar
26-05-2003, 05:05 PM
Promise me you will Make It Good then .....
Lenny
26-05-2003, 05:07 PM
Rest assured I will Add some music to your day ;)
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Lenny
26-05-2003, 05:21 PM
:love:
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