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Mini Cheddar
26-05-2003, 05:26 PM
Make It Good Leonardo :)

Lenny
26-05-2003, 05:29 PM
I'm waiting for the day, S ;)

Mini Cheddar
26-05-2003, 05:32 PM
I'm Meant For You Leonardo :love:

Lenny
26-05-2003, 05:33 PM
Cue the Fairy tale music

Gerry from Sussex
26-05-2003, 05:35 PM
the fairy tale music would be even better

Lenny
26-05-2003, 05:36 PM
Lol! It is 3.34am! :)

Gerry from Sussex
26-05-2003, 05:38 PM
and the night is still young

Lenny
26-05-2003, 05:39 PM
And I'm Busy doing nothing :)

26-05-2003, 05:46 PM
1fa8
do you think Al's looked at this much lately?

Lenny
26-05-2003, 05:47 PM
Nah, he's a splitter!

26-05-2003, 05:48 PM
Al is a big fat chimp with....

Gerry from Sussex
26-05-2003, 05:48 PM
Juts like Al to get bored with his own ideas!

26-05-2003, 05:49 PM
....no hair....

Gerry from Sussex
26-05-2003, 05:55 PM
and no teeth.....

26-05-2003, 05:57 PM
a wee wee problem

Gerry from Sussex
26-05-2003, 05:58 PM
... and a dose of gout

Lenny
26-05-2003, 05:59 PM
I wish I had some cornflakes :sob:

26-05-2003, 06:00 PM
oh, he's corny

Gerry from Sussex
26-05-2003, 06:00 PM
I wish I had some corn plasters!!

26-05-2003, 06:00 PM
ouchy

Lenny
26-05-2003, 06:01 PM
Athletes foot

Gerry from Sussex
26-05-2003, 06:03 PM
.... and donkey's legs

26-05-2003, 06:09 PM
full of poo

Gerry from Sussex
26-05-2003, 06:11 PM
and a dodgy hip

Ruskin Old Boy
26-05-2003, 06:31 PM
hippies were dodgy :D like cool man :afro:

26-05-2003, 06:33 PM
soul dude

Gerry from Sussex
26-05-2003, 06:34 PM
rude boy

Ruskin Old Boy
26-05-2003, 06:43 PM
rude boy don't cry ... i sentence you to 400 years

26-05-2003, 06:45 PM
yardie

Ruskin Old Boy
26-05-2003, 06:48 PM
is better than metier

mikebow
26-05-2003, 07:15 PM
it never worked did it???

Wedgy
26-05-2003, 07:46 PM
work is the devils work :o

Louis
26-05-2003, 08:06 PM
He's got a lot to answer for, that one.

Ruskin Old Boy
26-05-2003, 08:20 PM
anyone like an apple?

mikebow
26-05-2003, 08:21 PM
no! i hate apples!

charltonhater
26-05-2003, 08:22 PM
Am I pessimistic because my pint of beer is always half empty?

mikebow
26-05-2003, 08:23 PM
yeah! you are, i'm not because mine is half full!

charltonhater
26-05-2003, 08:25 PM
what are you doing ordering halves, and not even touching the stuff?

mikebow
26-05-2003, 08:26 PM
oh, it hought we were talking about coke :o

charltonhater
26-05-2003, 08:27 PM
stupid you, have a beer.

Ruskin Old Boy
26-05-2003, 08:38 PM
mine's another Krug :p - soz, that's a bottle

mikebow
26-05-2003, 08:39 PM
i do on the odd ocasion, how can i appreciate great family ocasions like watching sky sports super sunday???

Louis
26-05-2003, 08:51 PM
off to the bar in a minute

Ruskin Old Boy
26-05-2003, 08:58 PM
what are you drinking?

26-05-2003, 09:52 PM
drink

Ruskin Old Boy
26-05-2003, 10:10 PM
tea
coffee
wine
beer
water
ahh the list is endless

26-05-2003, 10:17 PM
plasma?

Lenny
26-05-2003, 11:26 PM
I don't have anything to say.

Wedgy
27-05-2003, 06:44 AM
not even now?

GOD
27-05-2003, 08:13 AM
1f7c
not by the look of it!

Wedgy
27-05-2003, 08:15 AM
he's disappeared! :eek:

GOD
27-05-2003, 08:48 AM
It's very quite on Gold this morning - I've resorted to posting on the real threads :eek:

Wedgy
27-05-2003, 09:13 AM
what!!! :eek: Traitor! :D

GOD
27-05-2003, 09:50 AM
Sorry, I wont do it again! :o

Wedgy
27-05-2003, 09:56 AM
Better not :veryangry

GOD
27-05-2003, 11:31 AM
ey calm down!

Wedgy
27-05-2003, 12:27 PM
scouser alert :eek:

GOD
27-05-2003, 12:32 PM
feek off! ;)

Wedgy
27-05-2003, 12:37 PM
where's my hubcaps! :veryangry

Lenny
27-05-2003, 12:57 PM
to me Paul to you Barry to me Paul to you :clown:

GOD
27-05-2003, 12:59 PM
mind your car mister?

Lenny
27-05-2003, 01:02 PM
eh?

GOD
27-05-2003, 01:05 PM
you what?

Lenny
27-05-2003, 01:06 PM
do be quiet

GOD
27-05-2003, 01:06 PM
sorry!







...again!

Lenny
27-05-2003, 01:07 PM
:o

GOD
27-05-2003, 01:08 PM
Am I forgiven?









....hold on isn't that my job :o

Lenny
27-05-2003, 01:12 PM
Yeah ya bastad, forgive me damnit!

GOD
27-05-2003, 01:13 PM
forgive you? don't make me laugh -you're going down son! :o

Lenny
27-05-2003, 01:14 PM
Ok but surely you can turn a blind eye to some of my more "regrettable" deeds? :angel:

GOD
27-05-2003, 01:16 PM
mmmm... I'll think about it!

Lenny
27-05-2003, 01:23 PM
Redemption :lux:

Wedgy
27-05-2003, 01:31 PM
where? :eek:

GOD
27-05-2003, 02:19 PM
Here! come and get em while they're hot!

Wedgy
27-05-2003, 03:01 PM
buns?

GOD
27-05-2003, 03:02 PM
no, wolf nipple chips :D

Wedgy
27-05-2003, 04:29 PM
fried please :p

ginger eagle
27-05-2003, 05:43 PM
YUMMY...but not for me thanks

Wedgy
27-05-2003, 08:04 PM
Haven't cooked yet :D

ginger eagle
28-05-2003, 12:14 AM
i need a english fry up

Lenny
28-05-2003, 03:38 AM
Egg and bacon please

Wedgy
28-05-2003, 06:30 AM
make mine a double :p

Ruskin Old Boy
28-05-2003, 08:54 AM
scrambled eggs on toast mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Lenny
28-05-2003, 08:55 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds like a plan Stan

Wedgy
28-05-2003, 09:07 AM
How about Spam? ;)

Lenny
28-05-2003, 09:08 AM
Glam! http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/party/party-smiley-043.gif

Wedgy
28-05-2003, 09:12 AM
Rock it matey :p

GOD
28-05-2003, 09:14 AM
http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/spezial/Fool/daz.gif

Wedgy
28-05-2003, 10:42 AM
The devil will WIN :o

GOD
28-05-2003, 10:56 AM
NEVER!

Nymphomaniac
28-05-2003, 12:12 PM
1f79
:bash:
work is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo BORING

GOD
28-05-2003, 12:20 PM
true :afro:

Teaser
28-05-2003, 12:30 PM
:hi:

Wedgy
28-05-2003, 12:50 PM
:hi:

GOD
28-05-2003, 12:55 PM
:lux:

Wedgy
28-05-2003, 12:56 PM
:)

Ruskin Old Boy
28-05-2003, 02:41 PM
who's working?

Wedgy
28-05-2003, 02:47 PM
do you think I am?

Ruskin Old Boy
28-05-2003, 03:04 PM
are you?

GOD
28-05-2003, 03:15 PM
I think he is!

Wedgy
28-05-2003, 03:32 PM
http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/musik/music-smiley-018.gif

ginger eagle
28-05-2003, 05:34 PM
a smiley band i guess

Ruskin Old Boy
28-05-2003, 06:45 PM
look like a bunch of dead beats ;)

CPFC Gangster
28-05-2003, 06:48 PM
frhj

Ruskin Old Boy
28-05-2003, 07:14 PM
If you view this thread you must reply :D

Fide et Fiducia
28-05-2003, 09:01 PM
Parteyee!!!

Debaser
28-05-2003, 09:24 PM
Rave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28-05-2003, 09:45 PM
all night long

Debaser
28-05-2003, 10:15 PM
till the break of dawn

Wedgy
29-05-2003, 07:18 AM
then fall down :D

Ruskin Old Boy
29-05-2003, 07:43 AM
like Humpty Dumpty?

Wedgy
29-05-2003, 07:45 AM
boy will he crack :)

Ruskin Old Boy
29-05-2003, 07:57 AM
who'll put him back together again

Wedgy
29-05-2003, 07:59 AM
where is miss muffet?

Ruskin Old Boy
29-05-2003, 08:14 AM
whey whey whey

Wedgy
29-05-2003, 08:14 AM
which way? :D

Ruskin Old Boy
29-05-2003, 09:04 AM
every which way but loose

Wedgy
29-05-2003, 09:06 AM
so loose they jangle?

MicksSis
29-05-2003, 09:30 AM
jingle-jangle

Wedgy
29-05-2003, 09:48 AM
jingle all the way ......

Ruskin Old Boy
29-05-2003, 10:04 AM
oh what fun is to see palace win away :lux:

Trilby
29-05-2003, 10:06 AM
or at all for that matter!

Wedgy
29-05-2003, 10:17 AM
Lets party! http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/party/party-smiley-020.gif

Ruskin Old Boy
29-05-2003, 12:30 PM
Party time

Wedgy
29-05-2003, 01:05 PM
oh dear, my poor head .... rather dun in :o

Ruskin Old Boy
29-05-2003, 01:06 PM
back already? :o

Wedgy
29-05-2003, 01:12 PM
don't you know I am a very good speed drinker? :o

Could you tell me why I am seeing 3 RoB's?? :clown:

Ruskin Old Boy
29-05-2003, 01:56 PM
who's asking?

who's asking?

who's asking?

Wedgy
29-05-2003, 01:57 PM
Okay, okay - who said that??????? :(

Ruskin Old Boy
29-05-2003, 02:04 PM
would you believe I didn't? :clown:

Wedgy
29-05-2003, 02:06 PM
if you don't tell me who you are I will throw my toys out of the pram :o

Ruskin Old Boy
29-05-2003, 02:51 PM
1f75
hey, who's lost a barbie :clown:

Wedgy
29-05-2003, 02:55 PM
and her dress!!! :veryangry

TURKISH
29-05-2003, 03:41 PM
damn it I just had to look

29-05-2003, 03:42 PM
wow, a first time looker! good on yer!

Wedgy
29-05-2003, 03:44 PM
peeping were we? ;)

29-05-2003, 03:44 PM
shut up peeping tom.

TURKISH
29-05-2003, 03:44 PM
sadly it was'nt a first

Wedgy
29-05-2003, 03:47 PM
double shocker :eek: :D

TURKISH
29-05-2003, 03:49 PM
Oh hell I just can't stop looking

Wedgy
29-05-2003, 03:56 PM
serial looker alert :D

TURKISH
29-05-2003, 03:58 PM
Its a fair cop guv

Wedgy
29-05-2003, 04:19 PM
police? where? :eek:

TURKISH
29-05-2003, 06:11 PM
They are everywhere or so the voices in my head tell me

Ruskin Old Boy
29-05-2003, 07:03 PM
were you there, did you see anything?

TURKISH
29-05-2003, 07:33 PM
Don't start that again

JamieBcpfc
29-05-2003, 07:41 PM
do you that a 1/4 of people who have been on this thread havent replied

TURKISH
29-05-2003, 07:44 PM
peeping toms

Ruskin Old Boy
29-05-2003, 08:37 PM
toms is short for tomatoes

Debaser
29-05-2003, 08:59 PM
bloody hell! tomatoes with eyes!!! i didnt think i was that much of a lightweight!?

Wedgy
30-05-2003, 06:43 AM
knock knock

Ruskin Old Boy
30-05-2003, 06:45 AM
who's there?

Wedgy
30-05-2003, 07:37 AM
Tim Buck

Ruskin Old Boy
30-05-2003, 07:49 AM
there's two of them :D

Wedgy
30-05-2003, 07:51 AM
ring ring

Ruskin Old Boy
30-05-2003, 07:56 AM
who's there?

Wedgy
30-05-2003, 07:57 AM
I have a call from the Ministry of Funny Walks for you :p

Lenny
30-05-2003, 09:48 AM
If it's the invisible man, tell him I can't see him

greybot
30-05-2003, 09:49 AM
HORLICKS! Clicked on this thread by accident, hence the reply

Lenny
30-05-2003, 09:54 AM
So why are you aachen till the end of July? Hemorrhoids?

GOD
30-05-2003, 10:09 AM
Summer-time!

Lenny
30-05-2003, 10:16 AM
Six months for me :(

Wedgy
30-05-2003, 10:19 AM
not long to wait ;)

Lenny
30-05-2003, 10:20 AM
And even then I'll be spending it in Croydon!

Wedgy
30-05-2003, 10:28 AM
:lux: you MUST let us know when ..... beers aplenty :p

Lenny
30-05-2003, 10:39 AM
http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/ernaehrung/food-smiley-004.gif :p

Will be back the beginning of December, possibly at one of my old jobs in Croydon town :p

GOD
30-05-2003, 10:51 AM
Oranjeboom time! :lux:

Lenny
30-05-2003, 10:53 AM
Indeed :lux:

GOD
30-05-2003, 10:53 AM
cool :cool:

Lenny
30-05-2003, 10:56 AM
http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/party/party-smiley-048.gif

GOD
30-05-2003, 11:14 AM
http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/musik/music-smiley-006.gif

Wedgy
30-05-2003, 01:01 PM
1fae
where is the other one?

Ruskin Old Boy
30-05-2003, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by Lenny
http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/party/party-smiley-048.gif

Nearly as good as Fred Astaire :p

Wedgy
30-05-2003, 01:20 PM
Fred flintstone in pants :D

Ruskin Old Boy
30-05-2003, 01:23 PM
a ferret down them?

Wedgy
30-05-2003, 01:57 PM
ants a plenty ;)

Ruskin Old Boy
30-05-2003, 07:48 PM
ants in your pants ...

CPFC Gangster
30-05-2003, 08:04 PM
...what

Ruskin Old Boy
30-05-2003, 08:23 PM
ants in your pants ...

CPFC Gangster
30-05-2003, 08:31 PM
ants in your pants ... what

30-05-2003, 08:31 PM
... what

Ruskin Old Boy
30-05-2003, 08:39 PM
Watteau was a fine painter

30-05-2003, 08:40 PM
sculpter as well innit

Ruskin Old Boy
30-05-2003, 08:42 PM
popular at La Louvre

30-05-2003, 08:43 PM
toilet really.

Ruskin Old Boy
30-05-2003, 08:50 PM
Lou Reed is a mean singer

30-05-2003, 08:54 PM
salle de bains

Ruskin Old Boy
30-05-2003, 09:12 PM
un briquette s'il vous plait

30-05-2003, 09:19 PM
Je serais tres interesse a travailler en Froggie Land full of scum et je voudrais maintenant poser ma candidature pour cet emploi dans votre 'well hard' drouge traffiqing gange.

Ruskin Old Boy
31-05-2003, 03:41 AM
up early ... not with the lark but with the blackbird

Wedgy
31-05-2003, 09:03 AM
Looking forward to today, not this evening though :sob:

31-05-2003, 09:46 AM
Why Mr Wedge?

mikebow
31-05-2003, 12:12 PM
yeah why?

Debaser
31-05-2003, 12:29 PM
come on, we wanna know!!!!

31-05-2003, 08:19 PM
what year was Hitler made Chancellor of Germany?

Ruskin Old Boy
31-05-2003, 10:32 PM
1066?

Debaser
01-06-2003, 10:27 AM
1934??

Ruskin Old Boy
01-06-2003, 11:25 AM
nearly ... January 1933

Mini Cheddar
01-06-2003, 11:30 AM
your date of birth Ruskovski ?:D

Ruskin Old Boy
01-06-2003, 11:38 AM
Zalupa! You promised not to tell :o

Debaser
01-06-2003, 12:42 PM
not all people are as trustworthy as you are, Ruskin

Ruskin Old Boy
01-06-2003, 01:07 PM
moral, never tell a woman your date of birth :o

Debaser
01-06-2003, 01:08 PM
never tell a woman anything they might be able to hold against you.

Ruskin Old Boy
01-06-2003, 02:16 PM
must take a vow of silence :D

Wedgy
01-06-2003, 06:35 PM
Traditional vows ;)

Ruskin Old Boy
01-06-2003, 07:04 PM
she obeys, you pay :D

Wedgy
01-06-2003, 07:08 PM
Love, honour and Obey :love:

Debaser
01-06-2003, 07:24 PM
just make sure you have as much dirt on her as she has on you

Wedgy
01-06-2003, 07:43 PM
The Price Is Right :lux:

Ruskin Old Boy
01-06-2003, 08:22 PM
chattels going cheap? you get the budgie ;)

Wedgy
01-06-2003, 08:24 PM
thought it died?

Ruskin Old Boy
01-06-2003, 08:26 PM
1ef2
told you it was cheap

Wedgy
01-06-2003, 08:38 PM
well I did use peanuts ;)

Ruskin Old Boy
01-06-2003, 09:07 PM
open a packet of sesame

mikebow
01-06-2003, 09:10 PM
Forum viewed, replied posted

Lenny
02-06-2003, 12:17 AM
Very efficient

Ruskin Old Boy
02-06-2003, 07:27 AM
libraries are digital islands

Wedgy
02-06-2003, 08:22 AM
Well well well - 3 holes in the ground :)

GOD
02-06-2003, 08:24 AM
mmm...

Ruskin Old Boy
02-06-2003, 08:26 AM
that's entertainment

Wedgy
02-06-2003, 09:31 AM
what is? some people talking? ;)

GOD
02-06-2003, 09:39 AM
:lux:

Trilby
02-06-2003, 09:41 AM
:eek:

Ruskin Old Boy
02-06-2003, 10:17 AM
hit the road Jack

GOD
02-06-2003, 10:26 AM
and don't come back here no more, no more, no more

Ruskin Old Boy
02-06-2003, 12:09 PM
one way ticket to ride

TURKISH
02-06-2003, 07:19 PM
why are one way tickets so expensive?

Debaser
02-06-2003, 07:47 PM
so they can milk you. profit is what makes the world go round.

Ruskin Old Boy
02-06-2003, 08:24 PM
and there was me thinking God was spinning us round

Debaser
02-06-2003, 08:31 PM
without profits, people would have no income. withpout income there would be no monetary system. and then survival of the fittest would prevail. and i am not one of the fittest. ergo, profit is essential.

Ruskin Old Boy
02-06-2003, 09:23 PM
save that for general chit chat

02-06-2003, 10:05 PM
energy transferred=p.d.xcharge

mrgins
03-06-2003, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by Ruskin Old Boy
save that for general chit chat
Is he a friend of private parts??

Wedgy
03-06-2003, 06:39 AM
what is going on here? ;)

Ruskin Old Boy
03-06-2003, 07:07 AM
don't ask me - i'm just another android, here to serve the needs of others :D

Wedgy
03-06-2003, 08:15 AM
Have you had the latest upgrade as well? :p

Lenny
03-06-2003, 08:53 AM
That Al fella said I have to reply

Wedgy
03-06-2003, 08:54 AM
did you see the revelations that he in fact is the devil?

Ruskin Old Boy
03-06-2003, 09:05 AM
revelations is the last chapter in the Bible, a biblical Nostradamus

Wedgy
03-06-2003, 09:46 AM
Mamma!

Ruskin Old Boy
03-06-2003, 10:13 AM
Mia :)

Wedgy
03-06-2003, 01:19 PM
here I go again .....

Ruskin Old Boy
03-06-2003, 01:49 PM
.... not the dancing queen? ;)

Wedgy
03-06-2003, 01:50 PM
Voules Vous

Ruskin Old Boy
03-06-2003, 01:56 PM
avec moi? not on your nelly m8 :D ;)

Wedgy
03-06-2003, 02:02 PM
hey, don't talk about nelly like that :veryangry

greybot
03-06-2003, 02:18 PM
en petit peu

Wedgy
03-06-2003, 02:36 PM
pois?

Ruskin Old Boy
03-06-2003, 04:14 PM
is it raining again?

GOD
03-06-2003, 04:16 PM
yep!

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