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CT_Palace
24-08-2010, 02:49 AM
Who, incidentally, was at the BBC to audition for...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-08-2010, 07:14 AM
New drama series about...

CT_Palace
24-08-2010, 01:45 PM
the trials and tribulations of being...

Big-Griff
24-08-2010, 01:55 PM
Wandering Transvestite from sussex who was desirous of.............

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-08-2010, 02:42 PM
gerbils and hamsters from...

CT_Palace
24-08-2010, 03:42 PM
Tails from the Riverbank, not forgetting Mole who was...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-08-2010, 04:50 PM
often seen rummaging in...

CT_Palace
26-08-2010, 12:53 AM
Badger's black and white striped...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
26-08-2010, 06:17 AM
Newcastle united shirt looking for...

Big-Griff
26-08-2010, 01:43 PM
A daft fat northerner to do strange things with thier........................

CT_Palace
26-08-2010, 02:39 PM
Newkey Brown and Stotties, which...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
26-08-2010, 03:46 PM
they love to insert up...

CT_Palace
26-08-2010, 04:17 PM
their trouser legs in order to...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
26-08-2010, 04:23 PM
reach the coveted...

TOOPM
26-08-2010, 07:16 PM
level of...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
27-08-2010, 07:59 AM
moistness needed for...

CT_Palace
29-08-2010, 01:30 AM
the full insertion of...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
30-08-2010, 07:05 AM
a cattle prod into...

TOOPM
30-08-2010, 09:55 PM
the special place, also known as...

CT_Palace
30-08-2010, 10:27 PM
cack central which as everyone knows is...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
31-08-2010, 07:11 AM
Really Vermont!!

CT_Palace
31-08-2010, 12:38 PM
Vermont, statistically, is the most...

nelson alfie
31-08-2010, 12:48 PM
likely place that you would find a ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
01-09-2010, 07:46 AM
criminal on the run from...

CT_Palace
02-09-2010, 08:08 PM
the looney police because...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
02-09-2010, 08:21 PM
he cried out that he loved Vermont!

CT_Palace
02-09-2010, 08:36 PM
Clearly not something that is heard very often, but...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
02-09-2010, 08:37 PM
easily identifiable as the ravings of...

CT_Palace
02-09-2010, 08:43 PM
1fa0
the looniest of loons who went to school at Loony High School in Loonyville and thereafter graduated from Loony Uni with a Hons in Loonyness. Such high level loonyness is indicative of...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
02-09-2010, 08:44 PM
Millwall fans and ...

CT_Palace
02-09-2010, 08:46 PM
Charlton fans and...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
02-09-2010, 08:49 PM
not forgetting those Brighton Fans.

CT_Palace
02-09-2010, 08:54 PM
Who, actually, are worth forgetting. Which is interesting because the same can be said of...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
02-09-2010, 08:55 PM
Vermontians and their...

CT_Palace
02-09-2010, 09:03 PM
wholly forgettable...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
03-09-2010, 06:12 AM
collection of red-spotted...

CT_Palace
06-09-2010, 12:26 PM
cycling shorts which is...

Big-Griff
06-09-2010, 12:54 PM
The more expected attire for the.............

Woolwich Eagle
06-09-2010, 10:59 PM
pikeys which turn up at charlton every saturday...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-09-2010, 07:19 AM
to watch a bunch of clowns...

CT_Palace
12-09-2010, 07:55 AM
run around the pitch trying to...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-09-2010, 08:26 AM
prevent their knuckles dragging.

CT_Palace
17-09-2010, 03:01 PM
Another completely underwhelming fact about Vermont is...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
17-09-2010, 03:06 PM
that people actually choose to live there...

CT_Palace
18-09-2010, 07:43 AM
despite the knowledge that...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-09-2010, 07:51 AM
It sucks! :D

CT_Palace
18-09-2010, 08:21 AM
Other things that suck include...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-09-2010, 08:52 AM
Charlton and Brighton as well as...

CT_Palace
19-09-2010, 11:05 AM
Milwall and Chelsea, but the most suckiest is...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-09-2010, 08:10 AM
Manchester United due to...

CT_Palace
20-09-2010, 03:14 PM
the preponderance of...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-09-2010, 06:26 AM
The one they call...

CT_Palace
23-09-2010, 11:21 PM
fried bacon-nose who is...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-09-2010, 06:09 AM
Alex ferguson. The red-nosed arsewipe was...

CT_Palace
24-09-2010, 12:22 PM
moaning about a referee's decision as usual when...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
27-09-2010, 08:12 AM
suddenly from behind the bushes...

CT_Palace
28-09-2010, 01:32 PM
Ryan Giggs appeared wearing a...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
28-09-2010, 02:12 PM
monkey outfit which...

CT_Palace
29-09-2010, 12:53 PM
had been recently worn by...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
29-09-2010, 02:13 PM
Wayne Rooney to one of his...

CT_Palace
29-09-2010, 04:55 PM
all-night call-girl orgies and as a result it was a bit...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
30-09-2010, 06:37 AM
Sweaty and full of...

CT_Palace
30-09-2010, 02:50 PM
used...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
30-09-2010, 04:40 PM
condoms and...

CT_Palace
01-10-2010, 12:01 PM
Alex Ferguson's...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
01-10-2010, 01:41 PM
chewing gum order which...

CT_Palace
01-10-2010, 02:12 PM
1f6a
listed 4 packets of Extra and...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
01-10-2010, 02:35 PM
1000 extra strong mints just for 1 match against...

CT_Palace
01-10-2010, 02:57 PM
Accrington Stanley whose centre forward Albert...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
01-10-2010, 03:56 PM
Royal was named because..

CT_Palace
01-10-2010, 05:11 PM
it was slightly less embarrassing than Susan which was his real name according to...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
01-10-2010, 05:14 PM
the Daily Star which had a 2-page spread about...

CT_Palace
01-10-2010, 05:48 PM
exploding boob implants and their effect on...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
01-10-2010, 05:52 PM
cabin pressure on flights to...

CT_Palace
04-10-2010, 01:28 PM
the holiday resort of...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
04-10-2010, 06:37 PM
Bournemouth which is the holiday destination for...

CT_Palace
04-10-2010, 07:22 PM
anyone with...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
04-10-2010, 07:25 PM
a STD or...

CT_Palace
04-10-2010, 07:59 PM
as they're better known...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
05-10-2010, 07:16 AM
Croydon crabs.

CT_Palace
05-10-2010, 12:46 PM
Croydon, famous for...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
05-10-2010, 01:04 PM
the croydon facelift has recently...

CT_Palace
05-10-2010, 01:12 PM
been voted the most...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
05-10-2010, 01:16 PM
awful place to go out at night due to...

CT_Palace
05-10-2010, 02:07 PM
the local council's policy of...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
06-10-2010, 07:23 AM
Only letting under 18s into pubs so that...

CT_Palace
06-10-2010, 02:03 PM
you are more likely to meet a wet nurse than a...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
06-10-2010, 04:07 PM
Dribbling granny.

CT_Palace
07-10-2010, 12:23 PM
Anyway, the suitably suited Mr Giggs stepped out from behind the bushes and...

pdeagle84
07-10-2010, 12:41 PM
exposed his hairy...

CT_Palace
07-10-2010, 12:52 PM
mole which was...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
07-10-2010, 04:34 PM
just peaking out of his...

CT_Palace
07-10-2010, 04:51 PM
designer labelled, leek encrusted...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-10-2010, 08:10 AM
boxer shorts which he bought from...

CT_Palace
08-10-2010, 01:35 PM
M+S as a special treat for...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-10-2010, 02:31 PM
Katie Price who was visiting...

CT_Palace
10-10-2010, 02:51 PM
the boob doctor for a...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
11-10-2010, 06:25 AM
A third boob to be placed...

CT_Palace
11-10-2010, 08:51 PM
right in the middle of her face so that...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
11-10-2010, 09:00 PM
She looks an even bigger tit!

CT_Palace
12-10-2010, 01:23 PM
Giggsy, pointed to his leek encrusted shorts and said...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
13-10-2010, 06:14 AM
"I think fergie would like to..."

CT_Palace
16-10-2010, 11:53 AM
have the rest of the Black Eyed Peas wear these on...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-10-2010, 12:02 PM
their tour to...

CT_Palace
18-10-2010, 03:15 PM
1f51
Outer Mongolia, home of the...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-10-2010, 04:48 PM
Leak-wearing fan club known as the '...

CT_Palace
18-10-2010, 06:05 PM
Leeky Losers, who meet once a month to...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-10-2010, 07:46 AM
discuss the best way to combine Leeks with...

CT_Palace
19-10-2010, 12:46 PM
underwear and promote them as...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-10-2010, 02:10 PM
Odour-proof undies since you cannot smell anything but the leeks!

CT_Palace
19-10-2010, 02:18 PM
Which was a good thing because Gigsy renowned for his football dribbling skills was actually mote likely to dribble...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-10-2010, 03:59 PM
Leek stew down his trouser leg so that...

CT_Palace
19-10-2010, 04:12 PM
any passing Welshmen might be tempted to lick...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-10-2010, 04:17 PM
him up and down for a taste of leek whilst...

CT_Palace
19-10-2010, 05:07 PM
Gigsy would be taking pictures for his...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-10-2010, 09:50 PM
Hairy mans' club of...

Big-Griff
20-10-2010, 09:45 AM
Leek collecting sheep worriers.............

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-10-2010, 10:26 AM
who want nothing more than to...

Big-Griff
21-10-2010, 12:01 PM
Fiddle with lambs because..........

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-10-2010, 02:18 PM
They dont say no.

Big-Griff
22-10-2010, 09:43 PM
and the silence was good because...............

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
23-10-2010, 07:08 AM
It allowed Gigsy to whisper to Rooney "...

Big-Griff
29-11-2010, 08:20 AM
Slip that old one a length you scouse stud....................

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
29-11-2010, 08:28 AM
and go up to the balls...

Big-Griff
29-11-2010, 10:24 AM
Of your feet to get some...................

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
29-11-2010, 10:39 AM
height so that...

Big-Griff
06-12-2010, 11:40 PM
You can drive it home.........................

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
07-12-2010, 08:45 AM
in your...

CT_Palace
07-12-2010, 03:14 PM
utter excitement to get...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
07-12-2010, 03:27 PM
the chance to...

CT_Palace
07-12-2010, 05:58 PM
test your skill at....

Big-Griff
07-12-2010, 06:19 PM
Foostering the roughage of a certain young..................

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
07-12-2010, 07:13 PM
thai lady called...

CT_Palace
07-12-2010, 08:06 PM
ruvyourongtime, whose speciality was...

Big-Griff
07-12-2010, 09:04 PM
A quick 69 with free prawn crackers.................

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-12-2010, 12:27 PM
and a portion of the finest...

CT_Palace
08-12-2010, 01:15 PM
likiliki, which Ruvyourongtime was placed first in her class at the...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-12-2010, 01:25 PM
Thai school for gifted girls...

CT_Palace
08-12-2010, 01:35 PM
better know for producing...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-12-2010, 07:45 PM
the best full body massage therapy which...

Malarkey
08-12-2010, 07:49 PM
releases the tension in your body, then you can...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-12-2010, 07:52 PM
1fb9
be ready to...

Malarkey
08-12-2010, 07:54 PM
Put your hand down your...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-12-2010, 07:55 PM
back pocket and pull out...

Malarkey
08-12-2010, 07:56 PM
A 13" stick to hit...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-12-2010, 07:57 PM
Alex Ferguson with.

Malarkey
08-12-2010, 08:00 PM
Suddenly, a massive cat named Bahookey came along...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-12-2010, 08:04 PM
and jumped in front of Alex Ferguson, thus...

Malarkey
08-12-2010, 08:06 PM
Catapulting him back to Scotland where everyone drinks...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-12-2010, 08:07 PM
hot toddy's and deep fried...

Malarkey
08-12-2010, 08:09 PM
Mars bars. So anyways, Rob Dorset was doing a news report for Sky Sports when...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-12-2010, 08:11 PM
out of the bushes jumped...

Malarkey
08-12-2010, 08:12 PM
a big hairy..

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-12-2010, 08:18 PM
fat and bald...

Malarkey
08-12-2010, 08:20 PM
Disgusting lump called...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-12-2010, 08:22 PM
'the mighty fantastic', a WWF wrestler known for...

Malarkey
08-12-2010, 08:24 PM
Crushing his opponents with his huge...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-12-2010, 08:26 PM
artificial third leg which...

Malarkey
08-12-2010, 08:26 PM
Was created from...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-12-2010, 08:29 PM
the wood of the trees from...

Malarkey
08-12-2010, 08:30 PM
the amazon rainforest where...

Big-Griff
08-12-2010, 08:37 PM
Big birds with masive bazonga's abuse small....................

Malarkey
08-12-2010, 08:38 PM
hedgehogs, even though they don't live in the amazon so..

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-12-2010, 08:39 PM
they have to import them from...

Malarkey
08-12-2010, 08:39 PM
other parts of the world where...

Big-Griff
08-12-2010, 09:09 PM
Hedge hog trafficing is not ileagle...........

Malarkey
08-12-2010, 09:12 PM
For example, places like France where..

Big-Griff
08-12-2010, 09:20 PM
Its only ileagle to wash and shave for woman..............

Malarkey
08-12-2010, 09:50 PM
And you must eat onions and have a pointy moustasche and...

Big-Griff
08-12-2010, 09:58 PM
Talk like a ponce to be able to...........

Malarkey
08-12-2010, 10:00 PM
shove frogs and snails and other random creatures off the street down your throat, so...

Big-Griff
08-12-2010, 10:02 PM
that They can try and be cultured like the good people from....................

Malarkey
08-12-2010, 10:06 PM
Every other corner of the world who don't eat random crap. Meanwhile in Kazakhstan..

Big-Griff
08-12-2010, 11:56 PM
My sister was voted No 1 .......

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
09-12-2010, 06:10 AM
In the coveted...

Malarkey
09-12-2010, 08:05 AM
award for the most slutty...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
09-12-2010, 10:00 AM
outfit since...

Big-Griff
09-12-2010, 04:05 PM
mrgins at the vicars n tarts party last...................

CT_Palace
09-12-2010, 04:43 PM
CCG curry night when Princess reportedly...

Malarkey
09-12-2010, 04:46 PM
1fca
ate a Vindaloo in 5 minutes without breaking a sweat and...

CT_Palace
09-12-2010, 05:46 PM
popped a papadom between her...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
09-12-2010, 06:11 PM
thighs and screamed "...

Malarkey
09-12-2010, 06:12 PM
I love pumpkins!"...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
09-12-2010, 06:14 PM
Strange that, since...

CT_Palace
09-12-2010, 06:17 PM
the last time she went anywhere near one...

Malarkey
09-12-2010, 06:30 PM
it shouted, "..

CT_Palace
09-12-2010, 06:32 PM
"at least my skin colour is natural!" to Simon...

Malarkey
09-12-2010, 06:33 PM
Jordan, who replied with, "...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
09-12-2010, 07:12 PM
Im as orange as...

Malarkey
09-12-2010, 07:15 PM
a pumpkin and it's all legit tanning"...

Big-Griff
09-12-2010, 09:54 PM
Out of a bottle ,bought in Peckham................

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-12-2010, 06:09 AM
From the...

Malarkey
10-12-2010, 07:46 AM
Slums of new addington

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-12-2010, 08:19 AM
tram stop where...

Malarkey
10-12-2010, 08:38 AM
All children smoke and...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-12-2010, 10:43 AM
sell drugs to the...

Malarkey
10-12-2010, 01:21 PM
rabbits to make money to buy...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-12-2010, 01:29 PM
hoodies and trainers so they...

Malarkey
10-12-2010, 01:31 PM
can go around and scare smaller children and...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-12-2010, 01:32 PM
eat their babies.

Malarkey
10-12-2010, 01:33 PM
(^^lolol) Meanwhile, in Japan...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-12-2010, 01:41 PM
it wasnt babies they eat, but...

Malarkey
10-12-2010, 01:54 PM
Old people...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-12-2010, 01:57 PM
's dead skin as it tasted...

Malarkey
10-12-2010, 02:50 PM
like duck foetus which is what they like. they also like...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-12-2010, 02:58 PM
to nibble on the end of...

Malarkey
10-12-2010, 03:05 PM
joysticks which they use to...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-12-2010, 03:31 PM
control their...

Malarkey
10-12-2010, 04:18 PM
games consoles and their...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-12-2010, 04:24 PM
sexual appetite for...

Malarkey
10-12-2010, 04:58 PM
Kleenex tissues to use for..

CT_Palace
10-12-2010, 06:07 PM
mopping up...

Big-Griff
10-12-2010, 08:23 PM
Spilt bodily fluids from..........

Malarkey
10-12-2010, 08:53 PM
parts of the body called...

Big-Griff
11-12-2010, 01:06 AM
sum yung gy..................

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
11-12-2010, 07:40 AM
known as Bob to his friend but his real name...

mrgins
11-12-2010, 02:07 PM
unknown.

It wasn't until three weeks later that Gladys realised she'd been wearing the same knickers that she'd been wearing the night that Henry had suggested they..

Malarkey
11-12-2010, 08:39 PM
go and order pizza from...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-12-2010, 06:52 AM
19dc
Their local take away which...

Malarkey
12-12-2010, 11:01 AM
makes their piza from...

selhurst cookie
12-12-2010, 06:27 PM
rats they found...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-12-2010, 08:51 PM
in the cellars of...

Malarkey
12-12-2010, 09:44 PM
Jeffren Suarez's house...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
13-12-2010, 06:05 AM
Where the rats...

Big-Griff
15-12-2010, 09:16 AM
Was breed by...............................

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
15-12-2010, 03:41 PM
the cellar devil known as...

Malarkey
15-12-2010, 09:22 PM
Connor the turkey faced polski, or by the shorter name of...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-12-2010, 07:43 AM
Conan the Barbarian.

Malarkey
16-12-2010, 09:14 AM
Anyways as you shouldn't mess with the zohan.,.

Big-Griff
16-12-2010, 01:01 PM
who like to tickle his............................

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-12-2010, 02:19 PM
fancy with a helping of...

CT_Palace
16-12-2010, 03:08 PM
KY to lubricate his...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-12-2010, 03:11 PM
currently sore...

Big-Griff
17-12-2010, 08:29 PM
Index finger due to the fact............

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-12-2010, 08:04 AM
he recently inserted it...

Big-Griff
18-12-2010, 09:56 PM
Into a dark damp place known as.......................

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-12-2010, 07:35 AM
Ferguson's special...

Big-Griff
19-12-2010, 07:45 PM
Receptical of doom,because.................

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-12-2010, 06:43 PM
its been used for...

mrgins
20-12-2010, 08:35 PM
a long time.

It wasn't until the third date that Dora noticed that Horace was actually a woman.

CT_Palace
21-12-2010, 01:42 AM
The two previous dates having taken place...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-12-2010, 06:28 AM
Behind the bike sheds and...

CT_Palace
21-12-2010, 01:37 PM
involved blindfolding Dora so that she...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-12-2010, 02:50 PM
wouldnt be able to see...

CT_Palace
21-12-2010, 06:47 PM
Horace's 42DD rack, or his...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
22-12-2010, 08:06 AM
Extra thick...

CarnageReeper
22-12-2010, 01:31 PM
pair of...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
22-12-2010, 05:11 PM
double sided...

CT_Palace
22-12-2010, 05:32 PM
quick-release...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer
22-12-2010, 05:34 PM
tools for...

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