Record amount of times cum with 24 hours? [Archive]

Brett

07-06-2003, 10:40 PM

Actually, thinking back, there wasn't much produce (if any) by number 12. Do the rest count as a 'cum', or are they classed as experience?

BringBackSasa

07-06-2003, 10:41 PM

Any moderator? Please?

(stop it Brett!)

Latvian

07-06-2003, 10:41 PM

Brett

07-06-2003, 10:44 PM

Christ! I had scabs for weeks after that session.

BringBackSasa

07-06-2003, 10:45 PM

To be honest, I think most will be in the 11-20 group, this is a very badly weighted poll. MODERATORS DELETE IT.

Brett

07-06-2003, 10:47 PM

Did 312 enduce piles (a well known side effect of copious copulating of a hetrosexual manner)?

Mini Cheddar

07-06-2003, 10:48 PM

oh Sasa ......respect :D

Gosling

07-06-2003, 10:49 PM

Brett, the only man ever to get treated at St Georges A&E for friction burns to his walloper.

BringBackSasa

07-06-2003, 10:49 PM

I should bloody hope so.

Brett

07-06-2003, 10:50 PM

Originally posted by Gosling
Brett, the only fan ever to get treated at St Georges A&E for friction burns to his walloper.

The tattoo only read 'wpr' by the time I saw the nurse...

Mini Cheddar

07-06-2003, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by BringBackSasa
I should bloody hope so.

my hero :love: :D

gjtango

07-06-2003, 10:52 PM

Originally posted by BringBackSasa
To be honest, I think most will be in the 11-20 group, this is a very badly weighted poll. MODERATORS DELETE IT.

B**lox! 3-4 will win. Its hard to do more than that and you do get borede after about 4 in a day.

Gosling

07-06-2003, 10:53 PM

LOL! Wor WPR innit

BringBackSasa

07-06-2003, 10:54 PM

Ah ••••, I REALLY didn't want to get into an arguement on this thread. Stop provoking me.

matthew

07-06-2003, 10:55 PM

who's arguing?

Brett

07-06-2003, 10:55 PM

What with the lacerations, it was more WPR

BringBackSasa

07-06-2003, 10:57 PM

Originally posted by Brett
What with the lacerations, it was more WPR

:D , but still, leave it. :angel:

Brett

07-06-2003, 10:57 PM

Didn't have a choice but to leave it.

Gosling

07-06-2003, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by gjtango
B**lox! 3-4 will win. Its hard to do more than that and you do get borede after about 4 in a day.

Wait 'til you get to college. You'll have them in your diary soon. There'll be the early morning waker-upper, the "one-for-the-roader", one at 9:30, one at 11:30, another after lunch, you'll have a perv at some unattainable second-year student in the lecture theatre in the afternoon (definitely fit another quick tug in then), it will go on and on...

Some days you won't have any lectures at all in the afternoon, and you'll be able to spend all afternoon pleasuring yourself.

Don't get hung up about it though, gjtango.

BringBackSasa

07-06-2003, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by Brett
Didn't have a choice but to leave it.

During my 312er I left it on the curtain. On the ceiling. In my shoe...

Brett

07-06-2003, 11:01 PM

That'll teach you to shag Bobbit's ex...

Gosling

07-06-2003, 11:02 PM

I was having a thing with a blonde Essex bird once, and we both fancied a bit, but didn't have any Johnnies, so I suggested a spot of "coitus interruptus".

Went completely over her head.

Mini Cheddar

07-06-2003, 11:02 PM

Sasa hon ...you might have put a girlie option in there ....don't like being called a rent boy ya know ....... ;)

gjtango

07-06-2003, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by Gosling
Wait 'til you get to college. You'll have them in your diary soon. There'll be the early morning waker-upper, the "one-for-the-roader", one at 9:30, one at 11:30, another after lunch, you'll have a perv at some unattainable second-year student in the lecture theatre in the afternoon (definitely fit another quick tug in then), it will go on and on...

Some days you won't have any lectures at all in the afternoon, and you'll be able to spend all afternoon pleasuring yourself.

Don't get hung up about it though, gjtango.

I'll keep it in mind :)

limited_edition

07-06-2003, 11:04 PM

This thread is sponsored by Kleenex. You can't beat a jerk before work. Wakes you up better than any alarm clock.

Brett

07-06-2003, 11:04 PM

It's probably better if you keep it in hand.

BringBackSasa

07-06-2003, 11:05 PM

This thread has left me choked.

heinz 57

07-06-2003, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by Gosling
I was having a thing with a blonde Essex bird once, and we both fancied a bit, but didn't have any Johnnies, so I suggested a spot of "coitus interruptus".

Went completely over her head.

:D :p

Gosling

07-06-2003, 11:09 PM

Originally posted by BringBackSasa
This thread has left me choked.

Blimey, you can do that??? :eek:

BringBackSasa

07-06-2003, 11:19 PM

Jesus, this is definately not the thread to be ambiguous on.

BringBackSasa

08-06-2003, 02:14 PM

Could a Moderator please delete or move this thread? Do they work on Sundays? They don't all seem to be Godfearing anyway...

Daniel_Nash

08-06-2003, 02:19 PM

Blimey, missed this last night!!

Personal record is 10.

BringBackSasa

08-06-2003, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by Mini Cheddar
Sasa hon ...you might have put a girlie option in there ....don't like being called a rent boy ya know ....... ;)

Do your own bloody poll then. When I did I start telling you what to post? :hmph:

Rent boy. ;)

BringBackSasa

08-06-2003, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
Blimey, missed this last night!!

Personal record is 10.

My excuse is somewhere in the million thread.:moo:

(I think you could 'beat' ten if you really tried)

Mini Cheddar

08-06-2003, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by BringBackSasa
Do your own bloody poll then. When I did I start telling you what to post? :hmph:

Rent boy. ;)

ooo sasa ..keep yer 'air on ..anyone would think you weren't getting any ........:o

Daniel_Nash

08-06-2003, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by BringBackSasa
My excuse is somewhere in the million thread.:moo:

(I think you could 'beat' ten if you really tried)

I am sure it's worth a go!

LLCOOLSTEVE

08-06-2003, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by BringBackSasa

(I think you could 'beat' ten if you really tried)

LOL :D

This thread is distgusting! i demand a recount!!! :moo:

Mini Cheddar

08-06-2003, 03:54 PM

You not going to divulge stevey ??

BringBackSasa

08-06-2003, 03:55 PM

Judging by the limp...probably in the 51-100 group.

LLCOOLSTEVE

08-06-2003, 03:56 PM

Nooooooooooooooooooooo, i partake in no such activity!

Nash?! 10?! pah, thats not what Lauren said.

Mini Cheddar

08-06-2003, 03:57 PM

Are you sure stevey ??????

Daniel_Nash

08-06-2003, 03:59 PM

Originally posted by LLCOOLSTEVE
Nash?! 10?! pah, thats not what Lauren said.

Didn't say it was with her ;) :angel:

Mini Cheddar

08-06-2003, 04:01 PM

Not Brett again ??? :eek:

Daniel_Nash

08-06-2003, 04:02 PM

Hmm... no.

I'd be a bit concerned at the state of your tubes if you'd been pumping out over 20 times a day!!!

BringBackSasa

08-06-2003, 04:04 PM

And the carpet...

Daniel_Nash

08-06-2003, 04:06 PM

and the amount of times "Nuetrogena hand cream" and "vaseline" appear on your shopping list!

Mini Cheddar

08-06-2003, 04:06 PM

Err - call me a girl, but what would be wrong with your tubes ??

Daniel_Nash

08-06-2003, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by Mini Cheddar
Err - call me a girl, but what would be wrong with your tubes ??

Rent boy. ;)

Well, if you're firing stuff out 20+ times a day. One an hour all day.. then you might be a little sore! Like having a painful wee wee!!

BringBackSasa

08-06-2003, 04:08 PM

Nah, just less explosive...

BringBackSasa

08-06-2003, 04:11 PM

I can't belive this has reached a 2nd page :eek:

i hate to think how many responses it would have got in general chit chat :moo:

Mini Cheddar

08-06-2003, 04:26 PM

I cant believe it got moved into here ...its got an ominous looking red circle with a black cross in it too so I wonder how much life is in the old dog .........

LLCOOLSTEVE

08-06-2003, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by Mini Cheddar
Are you sure stevey ??????

yes :angel:

Mini Cheddar

08-06-2003, 10:37 PM

ooo sorry Stevey - my mistake ......

BringBackSasa

08-06-2003, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
I am sure it's worth a go!

That's the spirit. :p

Let us know when that record-breaking 11 happens.

Daniel_Nash

08-06-2003, 10:49 PM

I will! :p

Mini Cheddar

08-06-2003, 10:53 PM

Better ask Brett nicely though ....

Daniel_Nash

08-06-2003, 11:06 PM

Shut it Cheese! or you're off the Buddy list!

Brett

08-06-2003, 11:06 PM

FFS

BringBackSasa

08-06-2003, 11:13 PM

Hey, we all need a hand sometimes...

brighton_eagle

10-06-2003, 04:15 PM

You people are disturbed.

Wedgy

10-06-2003, 04:26 PM

Poor Sasa :( Still not deleted eh? :D

BringBackSasa

10-06-2003, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by brighton_eagle
You people are disturbed.

Quite.

BringBackSasa

10-06-2003, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by Wedgy
Poor Sasa :( Still not deleted eh? :D

:sob:

To be honest, although the thread started in dubious circumstances, I'm immensely proud of it now. It's really developed & matured into a beautiful thing. :p

Let's see how well reverse psychology work's...:angel: