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Benzhiyi
18-06-2003, 04:23 PM
EDIT: 28 June 2003, Kick off 1pm, nearest tube: Old Street.

As some may have read on the 'Kick about' thread, on 28 June a BBS side including such footballing no-marks as myself, Skin Up and Baloo - with Riccardo Lippi as manager - will be taking on the oh-so-scary Oxted Orient.

Omnipresent Julian Gray fan Daniel Nash has kindly suggested Finsbury Leisure Centre as the venue, and even more unselfishly left yours truly to stump up £100 to pay for the pitch. ;)

Which is where this thread comes in. I will be booking the pitch on Saturday, but obviously I need to know that I'll get that £100 back first. So, basically, this thread is for those who want to play to say so, and are willing to put their money on it.

If there are 16 of us playing 8-a-side, it'll come to roughly £6 a head - so let's say the maximum cost would be £7, in case a couple don't turn up. THE PITCH IS ASTROTURF, SO YOU'LL NEED TRAINERS!

If you'd be willing to pay this, whether you play for us or the Orient, and can a kick off sometime between 12 and 2 (depending on when I can book the pitch), please post below. Obviously the more the merrier - we'll have rolling subs to keep those old legs of Baloo and Lambeth Palace fresh. :)

A map of the pitch is here. It's very near Old Street tube. And I've only just realised it's my old uni's sports centre, so will be a blast from the past for me. :D

http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetma...M?P=ec1v3qf&Z=1

I'll be fighting Zonin for the skipper's armband, and one of us will pick the side nearer the time. ;)
Lambeth Palace
18-06-2003, 04:30 PM
If the pitch is like the bexley astro, you can use boots. Bring them just in case!

Oh and I'm in.
Daniel_Nash
18-06-2003, 04:34 PM
I'll play ;)

Can i have a shirt with Gray 11 on the back pllleeease? Preferably a Spurs shirt, so i am ready for next season ;)

You can use "blade" type boots, but it might be like playing in high-heels. Now there's a though :eek:
Latvian
18-06-2003, 04:34 PM
Im in :D Nice one Ben :p
zonin2000
18-06-2003, 04:41 PM
Lambeth will be playing for the BBS, N.A.S.H. and Latvian will be playing for Oxted.

I will also play for the BBS, under the stewardship of our captain Benzhiyi.
Benzhiyi
18-06-2003, 04:42 PM
Latvian, can you get in touch with other Orienters and get them to post, or post on their behalf if they're available? Thanks.

There's a lovely pub opposite City called The Bull, great place for us to traipse off to afterwards. Or plenty on Old Street itself.
Daniel_Nash
18-06-2003, 04:43 PM
Islington isn't too far away, it's where the CM offices are :), and in Upper St (nr to Highbury and Islington tube) there is a place called Bierodrome. It sells real Belgian beers, not Belgian beers brewed in England.

:)
Trilby
18-06-2003, 04:46 PM
I'm in. For Orient.
Sunny Fan
18-06-2003, 04:46 PM
I used to play there when I worked in Farringdon, pretty decent pitch.
Benzhiyi
18-06-2003, 04:49 PM
Up for it Sunny?

Just spoke to Colum, he's in. Snappy little Irish defender, I'd watch your shins Trilby! :o
Sunny Fan
18-06-2003, 05:05 PM
You saw how mobile I am on my ankle these days, so no (OK, it was partly hangover but the ankle's horribly weak and I always fear it will go again)
I'm also flying back from a week in the sun on that Saturday so no again I'm afraid. If you stay drinking in North London I might be tempted to pop along later though.
Latvian Eagle
18-06-2003, 05:08 PM
I should be available for Orient. Palko says he's available too.
AndyStreet
18-06-2003, 05:09 PM
I should be in. As long as we don't have hoopy arms.
Latvian
18-06-2003, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by Benzhiyi
Latvian, can you get in touch with other Orienters and get them to post, or post on their behalf if they're available? Thanks.

There's a lovely pub opposite City called The Bull, great place for us to traipse off to afterwards. Or plenty on Old Street itself.

http://www.oxtedorient.co.uk/cgi/netboard/netboardr.cgi?fid=102&cid=101&tid=1256&pg=1&sc=20

Ok Ive posted it Ill be very suprised if we cant get 10 together.
zonin2000
18-06-2003, 05:25 PM
killjoy latvian!

You, RDS, N.A.S.H., Trilby Berhalter, Jimmi, Gonzo..

That's already 6 of you
zonin2000
18-06-2003, 05:26 PM
Sunny, what's the pitch like? Is it proper Old Skool Astro, or is it lovely synthetic grass :love:??!
1f46
Daniel_Nash
18-06-2003, 05:29 PM
Any news on the kit and squad numbers front?

Will kit be provided? What colours?

Or can i bring my own shorts and socks, and just wear an Oxted Orient shirt.
LLCOOLSTEVE
18-06-2003, 05:35 PM
Can i be a post aye??
Latvian Eagle
18-06-2003, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by zonin2000
killjoy latvian!

You, RDS, N.A.S.H., Trilby Berhalter, Jimmi, Gonzo..

That's already 6 of you

Don't forget Palko (Slovak Eagle) He's our capitain don't you know. :D :moo: So that's 7. Ask Leebo!!!
pallet
18-06-2003, 05:48 PM
I'm in:p Zonin number 9 Pallet 10 OK
Benzhiyi
18-06-2003, 05:49 PM
What colours do you guys (Oxted) play in?
Daniel_Nash
18-06-2003, 05:58 PM
Red and white striped shirts, with white shorts and white (?) socks i think.

I think Latvian or someone closer to the club should advise on the availability. I am happy to wear my own stuff with an Oxted shirt if needed.
LLCOOLSTEVE
18-06-2003, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by LLCOOLSTEVE
Can i be a post aye??

Actually can i be ref?!
Latvian Eagle
18-06-2003, 06:06 PM
Red and white striped shirts, royal blue shorts and socks.
Latvian
18-06-2003, 06:23 PM
Real Blue.

Whos wearing number 7 for you lot?
Steve as ref sounds cool. Dont push him RDS!
Daniel_Nash
18-06-2003, 06:25 PM
Is it Becks, in his last game before joining Real?

Who has the Oxted Orient kits at the moment?
Daniel_Nash
18-06-2003, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by LLCOOLSTEVE
Actually can i be ref?!

Are you blind, have your own pen, pad and set of cards? :cool:
Latvian
18-06-2003, 06:30 PM
James O' Daly (he currently wears 7 for Oxted Orient - says he wants £.270 for it!)
Daniel_Nash
18-06-2003, 06:32 PM
Better remember the kits, the rat.

What colours will the BBS wear? I suggest Old red/blue Palace shirts of all eras :)
Latvian Eagle
18-06-2003, 06:47 PM
I seem to remember RDS causing a fracass at Hatch Park home game. Hooligan.

I think we got, Latvian, Me, Danners, Gonzolius, Palko, Trilby, Leeboo playing so far now. Ask Jabba if he can play.
Trilby
18-06-2003, 07:21 PM
Ive got the Orient kit. Its red/white stripes and blue shorts socks.
Latvian Eagle
18-06-2003, 07:25 PM
Royal blue :veryangry
Benzhiyi
18-06-2003, 07:28 PM
I suggest the BBS all try and wear Palace home shirts, any year is fine. If anyone has one they could lend Colum it'd be handy!

My brother may also be availbale to make up numbers.

Steve, you are welcome to ref if you're serious. :)

Here's the squads so far. £91 in this lot - we're almost there.

BBS:
Benzhiyi
Lambeth Palace
Zonin
AndyStreet
Colum
Pallet

Oxted Orient:
Daniel Nash
Latvian
Trilby
Latvian Eagle
Palko
Great Gonk
Leeboo
BringBackSasa
18-06-2003, 07:29 PM
When is the deadline?
LLCOOLSTEVE
18-06-2003, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by Benzhiyi


Steve, you are welcome to ref if you're serious. :)



Well im off work that day.........i could do.
358 Eagle
18-06-2003, 07:31 PM
I`m up for it, i`ve got the Wicks footie brain. But don`t let that put you off
Latvian Eagle
18-06-2003, 07:32 PM
U may call me Jimbo instead of Latvian Eagle.
pallet
18-06-2003, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by 358 Eagle
I`m up for it, i`ve got the Wicks footie brain. But don`t let that put you off
Wicks has'nt got a brain:D
358 Eagle
18-06-2003, 07:37 PM
Lets not take the piss out of Zonin when he`s not here, wait until he is!;)
Benzhiyi
18-06-2003, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by BringBackSasa
When is the deadline?

We need sixteen definites by this Saturday to make it financially viable - if it ends up 5-a-side it'll cost us a tenner each.

Obviously if people want to wait til next week to add themselves then please do - I'd rather only the definites post at the mo, just I know we've got enough to book the pitch. :)
Trilby
18-06-2003, 07:44 PM
This is great. We should set up a BBS team
Latvian
18-06-2003, 07:53 PM
Theres already CPIFC...
Daniel_Nash
18-06-2003, 08:13 PM
1f5a
Originally posted by Benzhiyi


Oxted Orient:
Daniel Nash

Danners


Listed me twice :)
Benzhiyi
18-06-2003, 08:25 PM
Oops, corrected.

My little brother, who some of you may have met at Norwich/Portsmouth/various home games last season has now added his name to our esteemed squad. This is turning into some game. :)
358 Eagle
18-06-2003, 08:52 PM
That must be near 16 now?
El Aguila
18-06-2003, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by Latvian Eagle
Red and white striped shirts, royal blue shorts and socks.
You wear the Atlιtico kit? Good... you must enjoy that. There's quite a fierce rivalry between them and Real Madrid, I don't know if you realised.
RDSdaEAGLE
18-06-2003, 09:03 PM
I'm in, playing for Orient.
Skin Up
18-06-2003, 09:04 PM
Is anyone going to run a book on this game? The insider knowledge I have of certain members of the BBS team (not to mention the manager) could result in me making a few bob.
as216
18-06-2003, 09:09 PM
I would be up for it (can't play footy to save my life though) but thats the day I move out of my flat so maybe next time.
Daniel_Nash
18-06-2003, 09:11 PM
I forgot to warn everyone, i'm awful :)

2 left feet (i wish!).
zonin2000
18-06-2003, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
Listed me twice :)

It's N.A.S.H.


358 is amazing.

I don't wanna be number 9!

Can I be 7 or 10 (or 6+1 or 5+5)?

Palace = red'n blue, will clash with red'n white!

let's wear all royal blue and force Oxted to change shorts.

Otherwise I'm playing for Oxted.
Latvian
18-06-2003, 09:41 PM
The red and blue eagles shirt wont clash as its very dark :veryangry. Just find some white shorts for u lot - or anything but blue really!
Daniel_Nash
18-06-2003, 09:59 PM
Anyone supplying footballs?
Benzhiyi
18-06-2003, 10:02 PM
I've got quite a nice Nike ball we can use.

Skin Up, you in?

BBS:
Benzhiyi
Lambeth Palace
Zonin
AndyStreet
Colum
Pallet
358 Eagle
Marczhiyi

Oxted Orient:
Daniel Nash
Latvian
Trilby
Latvian Eagle
Palko
Great Gonk
Leeboo
RDSdaEagle

Game on!!!

But we could still do with more players... come on Stavros, Berg, Zonin, Baloo, get your name down!!

And Zonin, kits aren't that important, we'll gather who is who soon enough...
Daniel_Nash
18-06-2003, 10:06 PM
I keep losing my footballs :(

I used to have a rather nice ball nicked from Ware FC. But it got lost at the sports centre.

Can we have 2 or 3 footballs to play with beforehand. Nice to warm up with.
LLCOOLSTEVE
18-06-2003, 10:21 PM
Anything else squire? Lucozade on tap? a masseur??? Private changing facilities? Half time cuppa?? Blow job on request?
Latvian
18-06-2003, 10:24 PM
ORIENT Left back, great cook, piss artist and all-round nice guy "Latvian" revealed to the press how the morale around Lagham Road is at an all time low after they heard player-manager Mark Tyrell would be unavalible for the pre-season game with a BBS VIII.

"Well you know, you know, the gaffer you know, there centre backs gonna sleep easier tonight innit, gutted, you know, you know end of the day, gotta go on without him."

Those aware of the hitmans ability will know just how influential he was to the Orient front line last term grabbing a goal in four appearences, from under a yard out.

Hes expected to be sent to rehab this week and recover just before the Christmas period.

With this development, have the pre-match mind games swung in the BBS selectas favour?





















Have they •••• :o :lux: Oh happy day!
Daniel_Nash
18-06-2003, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by LLCOOLSTEVE
Anything else squire? Lucozade on tap? a masseur??? Private changing facilities? Half time cuppa?? Blow job on request?

There are private changing facilities at the leisure centre. Lucozade would be nice, but there is a machine there too. A masseur and a blow job.. hmm. Tempting, but no thanks :)
pallet
18-06-2003, 10:30 PM
How many of the BBS team have the England away shirt? Use the dark blue side init.
Daniel_Nash
18-06-2003, 10:31 PM
Does that mean we're without our very own Zinedine Zidane then?

:sob:
Latvian
18-06-2003, 10:34 PM
No, we're without Akinbiyi :lux:
Slovak Eagle
18-06-2003, 10:40 PM
Hey everyone I'm the one affectionately known as "Palko" and I'll be playing for the Orient boys, I just wanted to put my own personal message up to say im definitly playing on th 28th BRING IT ON!!!

I for one cant say I'm upset about Tyrrell :p
pallet
18-06-2003, 10:51 PM
Hello
zonin2000
18-06-2003, 11:13 PM
1fd5
I have a Geo Merlin
arussell
19-06-2003, 12:06 AM
Considering this is really a South London v South London clash, and there's plenty of pitches there for hire - is there any particular reason why this is being played in North London ? :confused:

(Sorry - can't be bothered to read the whole thread in case in was mentioned earlier).
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 12:08 AM
Because it's not to do with where the teams are based so much as where the players are based. It would involve some 2 hrs of travelling for some, inc me, to make it to Croydon whereas it would take some people 5 mins. In the interests of fairness to all, it was deemed easier to have everyone make some effort rather than some make a HUGE effort and others not much at all.

If that makes sense.

It's also not "North" London, the Leisure Centre has an EC postcode. It is Central London :)
arussell
19-06-2003, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
Because it's not to do with where the teams are based so much as where the players are based. It would involve some 2 hrs of travelling for some, inc me, to make it to Croydon

Don't take this the wrong way Daniel - but as a Spurs fan - you don't exactly have a vested interest in this :D
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 12:14 AM
I am a player for Oxted Orient.

So, yes, i do. :)
arussell
19-06-2003, 12:20 AM
Good luck then.

And of course - you do seem to be at least a part time Palace fan (maybe even more so when Julian Gray joins you ;) )
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 12:22 AM
Plus i also suggested the venue ;)

It should be a good game! :p!

More so when Gray joins and Steve Carr leaves :veryangry
Stavros 69
19-06-2003, 01:21 AM
because all of you were as usual pissing around i have been asked to play cricket on that day and have excepted. I would have loved to play but i never thought it would have ahapperned after all the messing around. Next match i will deffo be up for .

Sorry Ben and the rest of the BBS please dick on the Orient and take a few people out for me.
Benzhiyi
19-06-2003, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by arussell
Considering this is really a South London v South London clash, and there's plenty of pitches there for hire - is there any particular reason why this is being played in North London ? :confused:

(Sorry - can't be bothered to read the whole thread in case in was mentioned earlier).

:hmph: :hmph: :hmph: :hmph: :hmph:

Al, read the last 8 pages of the "Kick about" thread.

Stavros, you're a woman. :moo:
GreatGonzo
19-06-2003, 08:49 AM
Latest from the Orient fitness table is that inspiration leader and player/manager GreatGonzo has had a scan on both knees and both ankles and the results are due back in the next couple of days.

However the physio is saying 'It looks as though it might not be as bad as first feared, it is feasable that GG could take some part in the game but it is too early to say'
Trilby
19-06-2003, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by zonin2000
I have a Geo Merlin Can I make a wish?
Baloo
19-06-2003, 09:25 AM
Bo!!ocks. I can't make it after all, chaps. Humblest of humble apologies, as I realise I had previously said I could.

I'm sure you're better off without me, anyway.
Lambeth Palace
19-06-2003, 11:16 AM
Don't worry Ben, I'll be able to make up numbers if necessary I'm sure.

Shame Baloo, I was looking forward to seeing another Ronaldinho special!
zonin2000
19-06-2003, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by Trilby
Can I make a wish?


Go on


Stavros was always bound to pull out (cricket?!!)

Hopefully Gonzo will make it, to make it easier for us.
Latvian
19-06-2003, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by GreatGonzo
Latest from the Orient fitness table is that inspiration leader and player/manager GreatGonzo has had a scan on both knees and both ankles and the results are due back in the next couple of days.

However the physio is saying 'It looks as though it might not be as bad as first feared, it is feasable that GG could take some part in the game but it is too early to say'

Your chairman wouldnt want you jeopardising your career - so purely in your interests Im gonna step in and ask you, for the good of the team not to play.

We need your managerial guidence, wit and humour from the sidelines. Your inspiring - Francis like substitutions and you need to see which areas are weak for next season!
markholmes1991
19-06-2003, 12:18 PM
myself and a mate should be about
GreatGonzo
19-06-2003, 12:18 PM
Already know our weakest are is left back! :D

Oh and Zonin did u say you were interested in playing for us this season? :D
Latvian
19-06-2003, 12:22 PM
Jocks playing left back at this rate Tyrell!

Latvian Eagle
Slovak Eagle Latvian RDSdaEAGLE
Trilby Leebo Daniel Nash
GreatGonzo :eek:

Any chance you could get Bas to play Trilby?
GreatGonzo
19-06-2003, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by Latvian
Jocks playing left back at this rate Tyrell!

Latvian Eagle
Slovak Eagle Latvian RDSdaEAGLE
Trilby Leebo Daniel Nash
GreatGonzo :eek:

Any chance you could get Bas to play Trilby?

For a minute there it looked like you had picked the team!

You get more like Jordan everyday :veryangry :veryangry :veryangry
1fb5
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 12:32 PM
Why have you included Gonzo, Lat, when he's said he can't play?

:confused:
Latvian
19-06-2003, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by GreatGonzo
For a minute there it looked like you had picked the team!

You get more like Jordan everyday :veryangry :veryangry :veryangry

Shut it you, dont you know whos boss at this club :o. They are the only availible players you muppet - it picks itself!
GreatGonzo
19-06-2003, 12:46 PM
You have no faith in my ability to conjure players?

We will even have subs, you mark my words!
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 12:48 PM
We have enough players. It's a settled line up at the moment. It's all in hand.
GreatGonzo
19-06-2003, 12:57 PM
Oi shut it you, have respect for the boss! :D
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 01:00 PM
Have some respect for the players then "gaffer".
zonin2000
19-06-2003, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by GreatGonzo
Oh and Zonin did u say you were interested in playing for us this season? :D

Yeah, my snide remarks can't be helping much.

Nice to see you laying your cards on the table so early Chris. Our team won't be revealed untill an hour before kick off.

If we get Benzhiyi to manmark Trilby then we should be ok.
Latvian
19-06-2003, 01:01 PM
Go on Dan - f**king hit 'im :veryangry
Latvian
19-06-2003, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by GreatGonzo
You have no faith in my ability to conjure players?

We will even have subs, you mark my words!

(I cant comment here as I promised to make to comments about you touching children :o DAMN LIBEL)
Latvian
19-06-2003, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by zonin2000
Yeah, my snide remarks can't be helping much.

Nice to see you laying your cards on the table so early Chris. Our team won't be revealed untill an hour before kick off.

If we get Benzhiyi to manmark Trilby then we should be ok.

Didnt the Argies reveal there line up extra early vs. England?
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 01:05 PM
Yes, but they lost.
RDSdaEAGLE
19-06-2003, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by Latvian
(I cant comment here as I promised to make to comments about you touching children :o DAMN LIBEL)

But is it libelous? :D :o
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 01:06 PM
It's not so much revealing the line up, it is subject to change - it seems :rolleyes: - and it's more about who can play and where they can.
Latvian
19-06-2003, 01:07 PM
Accrington Stanley Dan! Accrington Stanley!
Stavros 69
19-06-2003, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by zonin2000



Stavros was always bound to pull out (cricket?!!)

.

My arse i would have loved to play if all of you didnt doss about. And cricket will be a laugh either way. I'll wait till next time to take you out :hmph:
zonin2000
19-06-2003, 01:11 PM
I can't wait
GreatGonzo
19-06-2003, 01:19 PM
But wouldn't you have been playing on the same side?
Stavros 69
19-06-2003, 01:24 PM
Well i though Zonin the fag was playing with you at the gay bar ?
zonin2000
19-06-2003, 01:26 PM
I haven't got a clue..
GreatGonzo
19-06-2003, 01:33 PM
Ah stavros seems a little insecure there.

Zonin come over to the dark side!
zonin2000
19-06-2003, 01:39 PM
oxted orient?
GreatGonzo
19-06-2003, 01:43 PM
yeah
zonin2000
19-06-2003, 01:45 PM
ok
Benzhiyi
19-06-2003, 01:48 PM
no!

Zonin is our key midfielder for now.
Latvian
19-06-2003, 01:50 PM
Swap him for Gonzo?
Skin Up
19-06-2003, 01:50 PM
Alas I've got to visit some old college friends that day so I can't make it, still looks like your have more than enough people to have a good game.

Enjoy.
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 01:54 PM
Zonin stays on the BBS side as decided. :)
Lambeth Palace
19-06-2003, 01:56 PM
Karl would probablt be interested in playing - he came to the Bexley kick about. Let me know if we need extra people Ben.
Wedgy
19-06-2003, 01:58 PM
Sounds like you guys need the skills of a Wedgy Right Back .... unfortunately I'm cup tied :(
1f84
zonin2000
19-06-2003, 02:01 PM
i want karl and andystreet around me in midfield
Benzhiyi
19-06-2003, 02:10 PM
Lambeth, I'd like at least 20 altogether so we have subs etc. If Karl wants to come he's more than welcome.

It looks like I'll be booking the pitch, but obviously I'm concered about only ten people turning up - as then everyone will have to pay a tenner and I'll look like a right ogre!
Lambeth Palace
19-06-2003, 02:16 PM
We'll get more then ten.

Me
You + 2
Zonin
Pallet
AndyStreet
358Eagle

Plus the Oxted boys makes enough already.
Add 2 for MarkHolmes and the extra people myself and Pallet can bring along and we get 20+ easy peasy.
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 02:32 PM
I think we have, or will have, more than enough for our team. We don't need any "conjured" players.

Looks like it's all being sorted out :)!
zonin2000
19-06-2003, 02:49 PM
What sort of positions do we (Team BBS) have covered?

Marczhiyi GK

Benzhiyi DF
358Eagle DF

zonin2000 MF
AndyStreet MF
Karl MF
Lambeth MF

Pallet FW

That's 8, plus Markholmes (position)

This is an 8 a side game right?
Benzhiyi
19-06-2003, 02:54 PM
We've also got Colum (D).

Marc isn't a particularly great keeper, usually plays in midfield. Good eye for a pass. I suggest we rotate the keeper every ten mins or so.
markholmes1991
19-06-2003, 02:55 PM
left back or centre back mate,
zonin2000
19-06-2003, 02:56 PM
Quality, we've got a good number of defenders.

Isn't your younger brother a keeper Ben?
Lambeth Palace
19-06-2003, 03:01 PM
Our only worry really is not having a proper keeper, I'll give berg a bell later and see if he fancies it, he only lives up the road.
markholmes1991
19-06-2003, 03:07 PM
p.s my forgot to add, my mate Stuart is also a defender.
zonin2000
19-06-2003, 03:39 PM
We need a goalkeeper.

we'll be in trouble otherwise.
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 03:41 PM
Shame :D

Can we decide some basic rules.. like, can go in the area but no shooting. Also, defenders won't be penalised for stepping in the area.

Over head height or not? I think yes, it should be allowed because of the size of the pitch.

Any others?
Lambeth Palace
19-06-2003, 03:42 PM
Lets wait until we see the size of the pitch, area, goals etc before we decide on the rules.
GreatGonzo
19-06-2003, 03:44 PM
Well if we have a No Passing rule Trilby can have an excuse! :D
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 03:44 PM
I have played there twice before.

The size of the pitch is quite large, don't know dimensions but it's certainly larger than you'd expect. The area is normal 5-a-side areas. The goals are 5-a-side goals.

Or it was when i played a year ago.
Lambeth Palace
19-06-2003, 03:48 PM
OK, well I would say Goalies only in the areas. Penalty if a defender steps in. free kick if an attacker steps in. ignore the head height rule.

Can the ball go out of play?
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 03:51 PM
There is a cage round the outside of the pitch, so i doubt the ball can go out of play except for goal kicks or corners.

I don't like the freekick/penalty thingy, personally. But i also don't like the idea of defenders sitting on the goal line. Hmm.
GreatGonzo
19-06-2003, 03:55 PM
But that would stop me and by 3/4 inch blasters!

Cage round the outside? Like the sound of that - Hell in a Cell!
zonin2000
19-06-2003, 04:08 PM
Ok,

- the ball can go over head height

- players are not allowed in the penalty area, but let's be sensible, if a defender strays into the area accidentally then no penalty. If he stays in there for a few seconds, or touches the ball, then penalty.
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 04:10 PM
It is like Hell in a Cell, but no roof. :)

Zonin, how about if a defender were to run across the area as the last man to tackle an attacker? Taking more than a few seconds, but tackling the man outside the area.
zonin2000
19-06-2003, 04:31 PM
Yes, let's call it 'interfering with play', if a player goes into the area however briefly, then immediately tackles someone or blocks a shot then we'll give a direct free kick, to be taken as quickly as the attacking team likes.
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 04:32 PM
Seems fair! Can we have a ref with some common sense though ;)
zonin2000
19-06-2003, 04:35 PM
pallet has offered to ref
pallet
19-06-2003, 04:36 PM
Yeah right ref my arse:D
zonin2000
19-06-2003, 04:37 PM
2190
how the hell did you get online so quickly
pallet
19-06-2003, 04:39 PM
Just got home missus out:p
Trilby
19-06-2003, 04:56 PM
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jablonski/images/OXTEDlogo.gif v http://forums.cpfc.org/images/title.gif

Lets play football!
zonin2000
19-06-2003, 06:05 PM
shall we?
Trilby
19-06-2003, 09:23 PM
Yes, lets
Benzhiyi
19-06-2003, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by zonin2000
Quality, we've got a good number of defenders.

Isn't your younger brother a keeper Ben?

I have three younger brothers.

One is a keeper, but it's not Marc. :confused:
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 10:39 PM
Are we definitely getting enough players? for both sides.

Can we get pissed after? :lux:
zonin2000
19-06-2003, 10:41 PM
Yes no and can your lil brother play Ben please
zonin2000
19-06-2003, 10:42 PM
And Ben why are you so crap at PES?
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 10:51 PM
"yes no", what kind of answer is that?

Can we get pissed after?

and i guess it is now, do YOU have enough players :D!
Lambeth Palace
19-06-2003, 11:19 PM
Dan, Is it lush astroturf? Can I wear my FMBs?
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 11:21 PM
FMBs?

I will be wearing trainers i think.
Lambeth Palace
19-06-2003, 11:22 PM
F*ck me boots. So is it like butcher's grass or is it that sandy cr*p?
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 11:26 PM
It's neither! It's not sandy, it's really good quality Astroturf. You could wear boots but you might feel quite high up, if you see what i mean.

Still, trainers for me :)
Lambeth Palace
19-06-2003, 11:29 PM
astroboots for me then I think.
Daniel_Nash
19-06-2003, 11:31 PM
Yep, that's a good idea!

It really bugs me when i find myself slipping over during games! last time i played there it was sand free.

My team got caned, i was playing against SI - who play in a league, and we were a team of computer nerds, and me. I was the best in the side, but you can't do it on your own :(!
Trilby
20-06-2003, 09:25 AM
a team of computer nerds, and me.

Dont try to hide it Mr Nash;)
Daniel_Nash
20-06-2003, 10:02 AM
Nahhh, serious.. i was in a CM researchers side. Only 2 others had previous football experience - one was at Anderlecht youth (he's belgian ;)).

The others played like girls (no offence meant) and would be scared of the ball!
Trilby
20-06-2003, 10:12 AM
Bit like Orient then;)
Daniel_Nash
20-06-2003, 10:14 AM
Nah, more like this BBS team we're supposedly "playing" against. :o
Trilby
20-06-2003, 10:16 AM
oooh. Get her
Lambeth Palace
20-06-2003, 10:29 AM
I'll let my football do the talking. ;)
Daniel_Nash
20-06-2003, 10:29 AM
See, i am ••••• at football so i have to let my mouth do the talking :D!
zonin2000
20-06-2003, 11:56 AM
We're gonna get caned
358 Eagle
20-06-2003, 12:24 PM
All this reverse pyscology is getting me confused...
markholmes1991
20-06-2003, 12:30 PM
80% certain myself and my mate will paly will confirm Monday if thats ok?
Daniel_Nash
20-06-2003, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by 358 Eagle
All this reverse pyscology is getting me confused...

Not sure who you mean :)

I assure you i AM shocking!!
GreatGonzo
20-06-2003, 12:40 PM
Oxted Orient today sadly announce that Daniel Bailey, Mark Ritson, Steve Goodwin and Kevin Risby have departed from the club. All have left to move up to higher leagues and to further their careers. Relling from these shock announcements James Daly, Mike Hall wil join Keithy Boy on part time contacts and finally the decision of Pete Symons to retire from Oxted.

An official club spokesman described the news as 'its like having the heart ripped out of the team. Where we go from here is unclear but the coming weeks will be very interesting. Manager Mark Tyrrell is working very hard on brining in quality players and we have complete faith that the team will continue to move forwards'
The Omen
20-06-2003, 12:58 PM
CPFC BBS FC Sign Unknown 'Wonderkid'

Today CPFC BBS FC announced the signing of 'The Omen'.

'The Omen' (a volleyball player by trade) has said he thinks the idea of kicking a ball rather than wellying it with his hand seems a bit strange, but he's willing to give it a go.

He's a 5-a-side player and currently plays for a team (Pearce's Pirates) that has one the Chessington 5-a-side football league 4 seasons in a row - however he is known to be the weakest player on the pitch and has been known to be given a run about out of sympathy... :)

He is a fit player and will comfortably fit into a defensive midfield rule.
1f5a
Daniel_Nash
20-06-2003, 12:59 PM
Carl, you're too old to be considered a "Wonderkid" :D.
The Omen
20-06-2003, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
Carl, you're too old to be considered a "Wonderkid" :D.

:sob:

Young at heart! :)
Daniel_Nash
20-06-2003, 01:01 PM
and in mind :D
GreatGonzo
20-06-2003, 01:18 PM
Carl was that a hint that you would like to be considered for Orient?

If so let me know and com along to the informal training we have set up
The Omen
20-06-2003, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by GreatGonzo
Carl was that a hint that you would like to be considered for Orient?

If so let me know and com along to the informal training we have set up

ummmm, hadn't considered it to be honest - I'm really not sure if I'm up to the standard!! :)

I'll see how I get on with this match and see how far behind I am. I used to be quite a good player, but I stopped playing for about 7-8 years and only started playing in a 5-a-side league twice a week in the last 6 months.

I don't mind helping out if you are really short, but I don't want to be a weak point in the side...
Latvian Eagle
20-06-2003, 01:52 PM
Oxted Orient goalkeeper Jim Buckley has gone AWOL from training, stating personal problems as his reason. It is unclear whether the matter will be resolved in time for Saturday (It should be damn it). The club have tried contacting the youngster who is currently refusing to leave his house or answer telephone calls.

It is unclear quite what these personal problems are.

:eek: :vader:
Daniel_Nash
20-06-2003, 01:55 PM
And the Oscar for "Best Dramatic Performance goes to...."

:vader:
Latvian Eagle
20-06-2003, 01:57 PM
:D I'd like to thank ....

Great Gonzo - For being a nonce. :clown:

Trilby - For having Sh@te hair. :angel:

Latvian - For being a complete and utter unt :D

Daniel Nash - For being sensible :o

Brb Rule - For being a traitor to the Orient Cause. :moo:

and finally

RDSdaEagle - For being a mankey ginger t@sser. :hi: :clown:
Daniel_Nash
20-06-2003, 02:00 PM
I think you should thank yourself for causing the problem in the first place :cool:

Then thank her for pulling a coincidental sickie, and annoying you.

Then, pick up the toys off the floor, put them in the box again, and put your gloves on and get on with it.

Meanwhile, i will be kicking a football boot at my right-winger and try and sell him. While defending another player, who i wish was my son, for walking out on his country.

:)
Trilby
20-06-2003, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Latvian Eagle

Trilby - For having Sh@te hair. :angel:



RDSdaEagle - ginger
Think you need to get your eyes tested Jim
Benzhiyi
20-06-2003, 04:14 PM
I just realised something.

The BBS are going to win this.

What a lovely thought. :D
Daniel_Nash
20-06-2003, 04:16 PM
How do you work that out Ben? :)
Latvian
20-06-2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by The Omen
I'm really not sure if I'm up to the standard!! :)



There's a standard :eek:? sh!t id better play properly now then!
Latvian
20-06-2003, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Latvian Eagle
:D I'd like to thank ....

Great Gonzo - For being a nonce. :clown:

Trilby - For having Sh@te hair. :angel:

Latvian - For being a complete and utter unt :D

Daniel Nash - For being sensible :o

Brb Rule - For being a traitor to the Orient Cause. :moo:

and finally

RDSdaEagle - For being a mankey ginger t@sser. :hi: :clown:

Never truer words spoken - I jest, I jest! You do realise if you left it would be between me and Phil for first choice keeper :eek:?
Latvian Eagle
20-06-2003, 04:38 PM
Heheh Funny thought :D
Daniel_Nash
20-06-2003, 04:44 PM
So, can we have a confirmed list of attendance thus far:

Oxted:

Me, RSdaEagle, Latvian, Latvian Eagle, Trilby, Leebo, Palko.

BBS:

Zonin, Ben, Pallet, Lambeth, 358, Collum...

Anyone else i have missed?
358 Eagle
20-06-2003, 05:14 PM
Sounds good to me, hopefully we can win this before getting onto the pitch! Just over a week to go, i feel the war of words is yet to start!
Come on BBS!!
pallet
20-06-2003, 06:02 PM
What time is Kick off? Have another player Andy who played at Goals:p
Benzhiyi
20-06-2003, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
So, can we have a confirmed list of attendance thus far:

Oxted:

Me, RSdaEagle, Latvian, Latvian Eagle, Trilby, Leebo, Palko.

BBS:

Zonin, Ben, Pallet, Lambeth, 358, Collum...

Anyone else i have missed?

My brother

The Omen

I will be booking the pitch tomorrow, to kick off sometime between 12 and, at the very latest, 3. Please don'e let me down guys.... :)
Daniel_Nash
20-06-2003, 09:57 PM
1f51
Well done Benners :)

Pint from me, to you. After! Whatever the result.. unless you nutmeg me! :grrr: :)
Latvian Eagle
20-06-2003, 09:59 PM
COME ON ORIENT We can do this. Let's think of these unts as CPIFC or Hatch Park and show them we mean business. :veryangry
Daniel_Nash
20-06-2003, 10:04 PM
Also, i may be bringing some eye candy along with me.

:love: ;)

Cheerleader perhaps?

Gonzo, if you go near her.. i will 'ave you. Understand! You perv!

:o
Latvian Eagle
20-06-2003, 10:05 PM
Wor Gonzo! Perve!!! I would bring my beanie, but I dunno what's goin on wit her yet. :(
RDSdaEAGLE
20-06-2003, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by Latvian Eagle
Wor Gonzo! Perve!!! I would bring my beanie, but I dunno what's goin on wit her yet. :(

I do...she's with me ;) :p :o :cool:
Latvian Eagle
20-06-2003, 10:09 PM
:( Thanks a lot.

From a drunken depressed •••• named Jim.

xxx
lauren_of_hove
20-06-2003, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
:love: ;)

Gonzo, if you go near her.. i will 'ave you. Understand! You perv!

:o

nah, don't worry, i can do him myself!

:cool: :p :afro:
Latvian Eagle
20-06-2003, 10:14 PM
Go Lauren :p :love:
AndyStreet
20-06-2003, 10:15 PM
Which strip are we wearing?
Trilby
20-06-2003, 10:47 PM
Dunno, but we're wearing the Orient kit
The Omen
20-06-2003, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by RDSdaEAGLE
I do...she's with me ;) :p :o :cool:

And now me... :lux: :hi:
Daniel_Nash
20-06-2003, 11:03 PM
Blimey, no hanging about with you lot :p

In and out :)
zonin2000
21-06-2003, 01:53 AM
We're gonna get caned
358 Eagle
21-06-2003, 07:48 AM
Originally posted by Benzhiyi
I will be booking the pitch tomorrow, to kick off sometime between 12 and, at the very latest, 3.[

Well done that man! Is it worth getting the trophy engraved now, or should we wait?
Latvian
21-06-2003, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by The Omen
And now me... :lux: :hi:

My turn :p :o
Benzhiyi
21-06-2003, 12:14 PM
Jusr rang up to book the pitch and was told non-members can only book five days in advance.

Will try again on Monday.
pallet
21-06-2003, 12:22 PM
They did say its not too busy on Saturdays so we should be OK. Oxted are a very good side and I am begining to get worried.
Benzhiyi
21-06-2003, 12:24 PM
I too haven't been this frightened since I watched Bambi.
Latvian
21-06-2003, 12:28 PM
So good that we are the second worst team in the whole of Redhill!
zonin2000
21-06-2003, 02:19 PM
true love never dies
Latvian
21-06-2003, 02:22 PM
never say never?
zonin2000
21-06-2003, 02:47 PM
so who's gonna win?

Score prediction and scorers please.
Trilby
21-06-2003, 02:52 PM
Blimey. Im going for 6-6
Latvian
21-06-2003, 03:02 PM
Oxted Orient 5-3 BBS
Trilby 2 . . . . . . Pallet
Leebo...............Benzhiji
Dan_Nash..........Gay Nonce
Me - f**k it why not!
zonin2000
21-06-2003, 03:12 PM
BBS 9 Oxted Orient 4

358Eagle (3) Trilby (3)
Pallet (2) Leebo (1)
Lambeth
AndyStreet
Kevin
Zonin
zonin2000
21-06-2003, 05:17 PM
there will be an answer...

let it be.
GreatGonzo
21-06-2003, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
Also, i may be bringing some eye candy along with me.

:love: ;)

Cheerleader perhaps?

Gonzo, if you go near her.. i will 'ave you. Understand! You perv!

:o

Won't Lauren get jealous? :o
GreatGonzo
21-06-2003, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by lauren_of_hove
nah, don't worry, i can do him myself!

:cool: :p :afro:

You probably could but i wouldn't say no to you bringing a frind too! ;) :lux: :angel: :o
Latvian
21-06-2003, 06:29 PM
:bash: :w@nker:
RDSdaEAGLE
21-06-2003, 06:31 PM
2093
Originally posted by GreatGonzo
You probably could but i wouldn't say no to you bringing a frind too! ;) :lux: :angel: :o

Mate, you pulling one of her friends is about as likely as world famine being eradicated in a day...
Latvian Eagle
21-06-2003, 06:34 PM
:o Great Gonzo the comedian...
Daniel_Nash
21-06-2003, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by GreatGonzo
Won't Lauren get jealous? :o

Originally posted by GreatGonzo
You probably could but i wouldn't say no to you bringing a frind too! ;) :lux: :angel: :o

Mark, it sounds like you're the one who is jealous.

Tired of the single life eh? You'd not have a chance of pulling Lauren's friend, the best offer you'd get is pulling yourself....

I guess not much changes eh.

:o
Latvian Eagle
21-06-2003, 06:40 PM
:lux:
zonin2000
21-06-2003, 08:28 PM
Is Yasmin coming?!


Shoot Lee Shoot!
lauren_of_hove
22-06-2003, 10:52 AM
I'll see what i can do Zonin ;)
LLCOOLSTEVE
22-06-2003, 10:54 AM
Ooooon now im interested in being Ref!!
Daniel_Nash
22-06-2003, 11:00 AM
You're all pervs!

:o

:lux:
Benzhiyi
22-06-2003, 05:04 PM
Well well well well well.

In case no-one heard the scores from our little pre-season Makita tournament equivalent today in Oxted, here goes:

Master Park Trophy first leg:

Oxted Orient 0
CPFC BBS 3 (Lambeth Palace 2, Benzhiyi 1)

Master Park Trophy second leg:

Oxted Orient 0
CPFC BBS 3 (Lambeth Palace 1, Benzhiyi 2)

Final aggregate score:

Oxted Orient 0
CPFC BBS 6

Line-ups:

Oxted Orient: Trilby, RDSdaEagle
CPFC BBS: Benzhiyi, Lambeth Palace
Goalkeeper: Latvian
Attendance: 3 (Pallet, son of Pallet, Ball boy hiding in tree)
Trilby
22-06-2003, 05:08 PM
To be fair, it was 3 v 1 in the second game!
Latvian
22-06-2003, 05:12 PM
Er... we had jock. Me and Jock beat you when Trilby was in goal. And I think I only lost the first and last rounds outfield!
Trilby
22-06-2003, 05:14 PM
I think RDS wants a transfer to BBS FC judging by his performance today!
RDSdaEAGLE
22-06-2003, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by Trilby
I think RDS wants a transfer to BBS FC judging by his performance today!

Cheers for "passing" it mate...if you know what "passing" means ;)
Latvian Eagle
22-06-2003, 05:28 PM
Disgraceful... :veryangry Although I've heard RDS has asked his agent to push for a transfer to District.
Trilby
22-06-2003, 05:28 PM
Rob. The two cones we used for posts were more mobile than you.;)
Latvian
22-06-2003, 05:29 PM
Trilby played some great passes to me. Just like watching Herne Hill on occasions!
Malakite
22-06-2003, 08:02 PM
OXO Orient! :D
Daniel_Nash
22-06-2003, 08:05 PM
Under a week now..

Pre-season training went well again on saturday afternoon :)!

Despite a few non-football related setbacks this week, i shall be fully focused. Not sure which team that benefits though ;)
zonin2000
22-06-2003, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by lauren_of_hove
I'll see what i can do Zonin ;)


Haha, please don't Lauren, she's only 15 and I'm a sick, sick old man :sob:
Daniel_Nash
22-06-2003, 10:12 PM
Mike, apparently both girls work on saturdays. So it's unlikely they would be able to come to the game.

Hm, what else was i told.... oh yes, Gonzo would be laughed at, walked away from, pointed at and laughed again if he tried hitting on them :)
zonin2000
23-06-2003, 12:32 AM
thank goodness for that, phew
zonin2000
23-06-2003, 01:21 AM
Game preparations start tomorrow! Never will zonin2000 have ever been so well prepared, both physically and mentally, for a match of football. Ready to run the game from midfield.

Now for the first in the series of player profiles (Oxted you're responsible for your own) leading up to the big game:

358Eagle

Real name: Andrew Charles Wicks
D.O.B: 16 December 1983, 19 years old
Position: Defender/Midfielder Right/Centre

Andy is a hardworking grafter who will complement the BBS side's more skillful players. He is quite quick and makes up for his technical deficiencies through his tracking back and harrying and he is also a useful asset on the counter attack. Andy started out playing at Orpington football training sessions wearing his tight Man Utd shirt. He played a few games for his cub and scout sides but has been out of the game recently, playing occasional amateur football.
pallet
23-06-2003, 09:18 AM
Go to bed you nutter:D
GreatGonzo
23-06-2003, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
m, what else was i told.... oh yes, Gonzo would be laughed at, walked away from, pointed at and laughed again if he tried hitting on them :)

ROFL :p

Looks like the game could be quite exciting next saturday then, might even play a little bit myself! :hi:
13b8
Benzhiyi
23-06-2003, 10:20 AM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I just booked the pitch, asked three times to make sure it was the large pitch and the woman kept saying "They're all six-a-side". Very confusing.

Plus she only charged me £80, which is the cost of one of the smaller pitches.

Not sure what to do now.
GreatGonzo
23-06-2003, 10:26 AM
Mis-booking the pitch to a 6-a-side?


Looks like the oppostion are running scared and trying to reduce the numbers in a vain attempt to disrupt the Orient plans! :D
Benzhiyi
23-06-2003, 10:30 AM
I've asked Dan Nash to ring them and check it's the right pitch, as he knows the sports centre.

Shall wait to hear back from him...
Trilby
23-06-2003, 10:31 AM
Try ringing again Ben. Maybe a different operator will answer, one with brains perhaps.
GreatGonzo
23-06-2003, 10:36 AM
Should be a good game no matter what.

Trilby what time tommorow?
Trilby
23-06-2003, 10:42 AM
7.30. Harlequin centre. Does Leebo know where it is?
GreatGonzo
23-06-2003, 10:47 AM
Probably no, might be wise for me to give him a ring! :D
The Omen
23-06-2003, 11:57 AM
Profile:

The Omen

Real name: Carl Turland
D.O.B: 19 October 1979
Position: Defender/Midfielder

Sh!t.

:moo: :lux:
Daniel_Nash
23-06-2003, 12:04 PM
I'll get onto them quite soon, i have just got up :)

Need time to wake up :)
GreatGonzo
23-06-2003, 12:18 PM
Tiring weekend? ;)
Daniel_Nash
23-06-2003, 12:19 PM
Wouldn't you like to know.

Anyway, i have to sort out some important things for tomorrow and weds, so i will get onto sorting this when i have done that.
Trilby
23-06-2003, 12:22 PM
Trilby

Real name: James Daly
D.O.B: 31 May 1984
Position: Forward/Inside Right
Orient Record: Games: 58 Goals: 61

Prone to long bouts of hogging and diving, Trilby models himself on Matt Jansen yet plays more like Alan Hansen.
A journeyman footballer already despite only being 19, Trilby was on the books of both Dorking and Whyteleaf last seson. Has gay white boots with 'Triby 7' on so will be easy to mark out, and foul.
Benzhiyi
23-06-2003, 12:26 PM
Benzhiyi

Real name: Benjamin James Wilson
D.O.B: 19 December 1979, 23 years old
Position: Defender/Midfielder

Big fat defender in the Neil Ruddock mould. Gentle giant who gets angrier playing Pro Evolution than he does on the football field. More dangerous from 20 yards than he is from 2. Sparring partner of Spanish wunderkid Lambeth Palace - Saturday will be the fourth time in as many weeks that they have lined up on the same side. Looking forward to marking Trilby out of the game for a second consecutive week.
Trilby
23-06-2003, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by Benzhiyi
Looking forward to marking Trilby out of the game for a second consecutive week.
;)
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