Benzhiyi
04-08-2003, 09:59 AM
Wow, a Seaweed with a sense of humour...
Buy Butters
Brighton defender Guy Butters has been put up for sale for a fiver.
The centre-back was slapped on the Acoot auction site by fed-up Seagulls fans, unhappy with his performances last season.
Butters had a £5 reserve price slapped on him, but unfortunately there have been no takers.
The spiel accompanying his lot reads: "For sale: One centre-half, king-size, as new, hardly used.
"In original condition, complete with large quantity of protective padding. Selling due to high maintenance costs - costs £2,000 a week new."
It cruelly continues: "Would suit Screwfix Western League team. Possible use as whale simulator for training Eskimo children to hunt."
Maybe he could join forces with Yakin and set up a burger bar instead.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/3117897.stm
Buy Butters
Brighton defender Guy Butters has been put up for sale for a fiver.
The centre-back was slapped on the Acoot auction site by fed-up Seagulls fans, unhappy with his performances last season.
Butters had a £5 reserve price slapped on him, but unfortunately there have been no takers.
The spiel accompanying his lot reads: "For sale: One centre-half, king-size, as new, hardly used.
"In original condition, complete with large quantity of protective padding. Selling due to high maintenance costs - costs £2,000 a week new."
It cruelly continues: "Would suit Screwfix Western League team. Possible use as whale simulator for training Eskimo children to hunt."
Maybe he could join forces with Yakin and set up a burger bar instead.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/3117897.stm